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55173217 No.55173217 [Reply] [Original]

Will sending nice gift baskets to the HR department and the hiring manager with my resume increase my chances of being hired? Can I bribe my way into a job?

>> No.55173228

>>55173217
No they'll take your gifts and laugh at you. In fact I'd say it hurts you more than helps
GIGACHAD will then walk right in and be hired on the spot because he isn't a creep and the HR roasties all want his dick.

>> No.55173244

>>55173217
That’s a painful angle he’s leaning at

>> No.55173254

>>55173228
Well they’ll be tasteful of course, gourmet chocolates and diverse snacks. I wouldn’t spend the effort to send Hershey's and shit

>> No.55173511

No I tried this and they just baited me along a multistage interview and hired their friend instead

I hate you Katie you worthless cunt

>> No.55173550

>>55173217
>bribe someone to get into a cage
pathetic

>> No.55173701

anglos are cucks

>> No.55173864

>>55173217
What are the odds Jamal beats gates daughter in the near future lads?

>> No.55173913
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>>55173217
LMAO this jew rat's bloodline getting dilluted soon KEK

>> No.55173918

Why are blacks always so creepy.

>> No.55173922

>>55173550
It’s a nice cage though

>>55173511
How common do you think this is though? Maybe at a smaller company it would work well?

>> No.55173928

>>55173864
200% plus he'll also get billions in the divorce and leave her with the ugliest halfbreed imaginable, like how Heidi Klum clearly favors her french daughter over the 'other' ones.

>> No.55174457

>>55173928
Did you see that Elsa Jeans nigger nba boyfriend gave her two black eyes. Imagine being the face of BLACKED and then he BLACKS both of your eyes LMAO.

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>>55173217
>>55173913

Obligatory. WAGMI and HH my unvaxxed brothers

>> No.55174539
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55174539

>>55173254
>OMG I LOVE CHOCOLATE HIRE HIM

>> No.55174549
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>> No.55174557

>>55173913
>push diversity to increase the value of your investments
>it comes back to bite you

This situation is a metaphor for the west.

>> No.55174569

>>55174539
Well yeah, that’s the point. How many of the other faggots that applied thought to send them some snacks while they read their resume? They’ll remember how quirky and nice my resume was and hire me

>> No.55174677

>>55174549
>internet personality
Thats a weird way of saying unemployed trust fund baby

>> No.55174971

>>55173928
>Heidi Klum, who s that
>shearch her
>....
>brooooos... that s an actual gorila nigger, not even a cute mutt Tyrone or something...

>> No.55176113

>>55174971
>>Heidi Klum, who s that
You make me feel really really really old, anon.

>> No.55176149

>>55173217
Just register as a Democrat so your name will pop up as so when they search you. HR departments are staffed by left leaning white women so you’ll increase your chances

>> No.55176239

>>55173913
Mud sharks have daddy issues, it's a fuck you to the parent. Just look at that one hapa daughter with rich parents who went did facial abuse shit