/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.55169612]

uhhh... guys...

[Anonymous No.55169640]

>>55169612
nobody gives a fuck about your Twitter screencap threads

[Anonymous No.55169647]

>>55169612
>>55169640
kekfuddies absolutely seething today as well apparently

[Anonymous No.55169658]

It's all bots. Chainlink Labs are trying to create fake hype. Shows you how desperate they really are. Bearish.

[Anonymous No.55169663]

>>55169640
its just the jannie, with the mind of a 12 year old and a sadism problem that needs to rope before somebody kills him

[Anonymous No.55169668]

>>55169658
cope, kekfuddie
thanks for taking time out of the 11 fud threads you're running to bump this one though

[Anonymous No.55170853]

>>55169612
No longer a top 20 coin, it's over.

[Anonymous No.55170925]

>>55169658
yeah they did the same thing to meme 216k views with one of the hackathon videos

If you are an aspiring dev and you want a quick million bucks or more just look in to hacking defi protocols that don't use chainlink.
VCs are literally and unironically giving away *free* money to make up for the negative karma they have accumulated.
Why waste time and effort perfecting the newest scam dapp when you could just be robbing VCs for free money and they don't even care in fact they double and triple down on their whole chainlink not needed narrative while letting hackers get away with millions in free money
best part about this whole thing is that the VCs are really working for the government so in effect you are robbing the government and forcing them to develop and release clear regulatory guidelines on defi and crypto in general.

[Anonymous No.55170961]

>be me
>skill up by doing chainlink hackathons
>dont want to release another cringe new token
>dont want to deal with cringe vcs
>just want a quick buck
>flash loan attack some literal who defi liquidity pool for millions
>tornado cash the proceeds
>no regulations no repercussions
>turn around 360 degrees and ride off into the sunset rich as fuck

[Anonymous No.55170979]

>>55170961
how would you use the tornado cashed eth though? isn't it tainted?

[Anonymous No.55171003]

>>55170979
um no its perfectly safe and totally illegal
>inb5 robbing defi protocols isnt a completely safe and totally legal way of making it in crypto 2023
I guarantee you 100% COVID positive this is the only way to make it in crypto 2023 the VCs have left piles and piles of free money completely unsecured just laying around with a sign that says
>*umm we hope you dont take our free money from our unregulated free money faucet
with a disclaimer underneath that says
>*plenty more free money help yourself*

[Anonymous No.55171080]

>>55169612
It’s fake you fucking retards

[Anonymous No.55171089]

>>55169612
im in it for the money, so i rather not buy ur bags

[Anonymous No.55171313]

>>55169658
You might be fudding but the other day I looked at the likes of one of their tweets and 80% were fake accounts. Chainlink Labs is now paying for bot farms for social media

[Anonymous No.55171422]

>>55169647
>fuddies
lol fud is for projects that are currently successful or have potential for success
dead projects with a bunch of bag holding faggots that can't seem to move on and find another shitcoin to make money off of only face contempt and overwhelming annoyance from non-nag holding normal people
It's fucking over.
It's time to move on with your life.

[Anonymous No.55171457]

>he didn't show/cropped the "for you" in the same trends section


Kek baggie

[Anonymous No.55171464]

>>55169612
i just checked and its like 5k tweets for $LINK
OP is a lying baggie kek

[Anonymous No.55171503]

>>55171422
kek you want me to sell my link
well
here's the thing nufudderinos...
I'M NOT SELLING MY LINK
NOT SELLING NOT ELLING
NOT
SELLING
N
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S
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L
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I
N
GGGGGGGGGGGGG

[Anonymous No.55171516]

>WOAH!
>IS THAT……BIG FAT HORNY PENIS??!?!?!!!???
>MMMMMMMMMMMMM
>YUMMY YUMMY
>CUMMY CUMMIES!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.55171544]

All you fags have the wrong idea. buying and selling is low IQ. You need to rob vcs of all the free money they are leaving in unsecured defi protocols
just pick anything that doesnt use chain link and has a few million vested. good luck anon hope you make it space cowboy

[Anonymous No.55171627]

>>55171422
>lol fud is for projects that are currently successful or have potential for success
Makes sense considering the pic in >>5516964
So even the most devout fuddie seems to understand chainlinks success based on the amount of fud it receives? Bullish and just bought 100 linkies

[Anonymous No.55171635]

>>55171422
See pic in
>>55169647
I mean

[Anonymous No.55171639]

>>55171422
Link is /gme/ for crypto

[Anonymous No.55171642]

>>55171544
Why bother robbing dollars or eth when I own link that will be worth so much more?
it's like at this point i wouldn't even bend over to pick up a hundo on the ground because essentially I've already fucking made it off link
the price just needs to snap back to reality
there goes my sanity
chainlink, sergey, big macs, it's my reality
I won't choke, I won't let it slip, I'll seize this chance
To make a change, to make a difference, to take a stance
I know my back's to the ropes, but I won't let it stop me
chainlink's the future, sergey's the key, it's plain to see
I'm dope, I'm sick, but I'm not broke, I'm on the rise
with big macs in my hand, I'm taking over, no surprise

You better lose yourself in the chainlink, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to glow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime

I won't be stagnant, I won't go back to the mobile home
I'll keep pushing forward, I won't do it alone
chainlink's the missing link, the solution we need
With sergey's vision, we'll make the world heed
We'll make history, we'll change the game
With Big Macs as our fuel, we'll never be the same

You better lose yourself in the chainlink, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to glow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime

I won't give up, I won't let it slip away
chainlink's the future, sergey's leading the way
We'll make the world see, we'll make the world believe
With big macs as our fuel, we'll never leave
This is our moment, our time to shine
We'll seize this opportunity, it's our time to climb

You better lose yourself in the chainlink, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to glow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime

[Anonymous No.55171648]

>>55171639
kekklessmcheles fuddarino
/notselling/

[Anonymous No.55171665]

>>55171648
I still remember when staking was gonna giga pump the price.

[Anonymous No.55171715]

>>55171665
staking isn't even out yet
this doesn't count. it's not the actual vision of staking to secure the network

[Anonymous No.55172172]

>>55171422
Imagine losing 90% of everything you have. Did you have $100,000 saved up? Well now it’s $10,000, and every paycheck from work goes into it every week and yet it just continues to drop.
These people are literally, quite literally, delusional. It’d be interesting to see a psych study done on them.

[Anonymous No.55172231]

>>55171422
Kek

[Anonymous No.55172235]

>>55169647
kek fuddies

[Anonymous No.55172385]

>>55171642
Da da dee dee Nana neenar

[Anonymous No.55173029]

>>55169612
I gave up on them, it was literally more profitable for me to hold KEK for a few weeks than to have been with them for 9 months

[Anonymous No.55173044]

heh, fuddies

[Anonymous No.55173050]

>>55171516
nice repressed homosexuality you got there

[Anonymous No.55173055]

>>55173050
I'm not sure that counts as repressed

[Anonymous No.55173065]

>>55169612
Chainlink Labs must be proud of the AI bots they purchased lmao.