/smg/

[Anonymous No.55156867]

I LOVE GAY MEN KISSING EDITION edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
>Previous >>55150812

[Anonymous No.55156889]

>>55156867
BASED

[Anonymous No.55156945]

>>55156889
I would and I would call up their fathers and tell them about how tight their bussy's were

[Anonymous No.55156954]

Any nerdy/basedboy/hobbiest stocks that aren't GameStop or a software developer?

[Anonymous No.55156972]

Watch this image stay up until the bump limit.

[Anonymous No.55157019]

>>55156889
They do look like overgrown male children

[Anonymous No.55157070]

>>55156954
GMWKF

[Anonymous No.55157087]

pink boys tier thread

[Anonymous No.55157091]

ok ari

[Anonymous No.55157105]

How do I receive my SIGA dividend? I use E-Trade

[Anonymous No.55157110]

>AVGO beats
>Gets buck broken
Yeah, I'm thinking we've reached the end of the road.

[Anonymous No.55157117]

>>55157070
Very cool anon, ty

[Anonymous No.55157133]

>>55157105
idk my boomer broker (Schwab) just posts it in my brokerage cash balance. I don't fuck with fractional shares.

[Anonymous No.55157365]

>OPRA made this thread

[Anonymous No.55157401]

>>55156954
WTF is this bullshit..

[Anonymous No.55157475]

Reminder that jannies mute people for "off topic" on a dead board lmao

[Anonymous No.55157518]

What we buying tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.55157537]

I'm averaging down on BOIL again

[Anonymous No.55157554]

>>55157537
bad idea anon. shouldn't touch BOIL while natgas is above 2 bucks

[Anonymous No.55157567]

>>55156867
THE SUPERIOR THREAD
FRICK BIGOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.55157576]

>>55157567
But anon, I'm a bigot?

[Anonymous No.55157597]

>>55157576
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO D:

[Anonymous No.55159304]

I hate fat women.

[Anonymous No.55159325]

>>55159304
Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

[Anonymous No.55159341]

>>55159304
>Could be much worse!
Really the only thing that would make this worse is baldness, and even then the hair just makes the utter lack of femininity that much more apparent

[Anonymous No.55159361]

>>55157518
Beer. TGIF.

[Anonymous No.55159450]

>>55156954
The only tranny i ever seen in person was at an mtg commander night
Dipshit played storm and quit at the first disruption
Then made out with his lanky lazy eyes loser boyfriend
Shit was so gay I quit mtg on the spot

[Anonymous No.55159667]

>>55157518
HAL and WEN

[Anonymous No.55159736]

>>55159450
>Made a halfhearted attempt at a nerdy hobby and quit at the first available convenience
Sounds like a woman to me

[Anonymous No.55159783]

>>55157576
What does David Lynch invest in?

[Anonymous No.55159794]

>>55157537
dont do it dude.

[Anonymous No.55159817]

I've never felt more bullish in my life

I'm convinced SPY is going to 5000 this year

[Anonymous No.55159826]

>>55159783
>futures

[Anonymous No.55159895]

>>55159817
I'm convinced that Biden won't be reelected.

[/smg/ - Stock Market General No.55159949]

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous:
>>55157063

[Anonymous No.55159963]

>>55159738

[Anonymous No.55159975]

To the anon that ruined the immersion I had for slot machine gambler youtubers that I watch, fuck you. I see what you were saying and it's ruined the experience for me. It's like telling a kid wrestling is fake. You've crushed my dreams. I'm going to go gamble on DKNG to cope.

[Anonymous No.55159977]

what the fuck is this shit
where are my chaste anime girls

[Anonymous No.55159983]

>>55159304
This thing looks like a villain out of an edgy 90s comic book.

[Anonymous No.55159985]

>>55159826
kek very fitting

[Anonymous No.55159990]

Is this the gay market general I've been hearing about? Rocker is here so I guess it is.

[Anonymous No.55159997]

>>55159990

[Anonymous No.55160005]

>>55159975
>slot machine gambler youtubers
What did they say? 99% of gamblers? Because I already know that, that's why I never stop gambling.

[Anonymous No.55160011]

SIGA bros?

[Anonymous No.55160020]

URANIUM. Good things come to those that wait.

[Anonymous No.55160021]

I think that Jonathan Rorkler is an okay poster.

[Anonymous No.55160023]

>>55160011
Started off fine but turned into poorly crafted bait

[National SOXLolicst No.55160028]

SOXL could probably have a 40 percent day tommorow

[Anonymous No.55160030]

>>55160020
I've been waiting on uranium for 2 years now. Can't say much good has come of it.
What comes next?

[Anonymous No.55160036]

>>55160028
What would that do for TQQQ?

[Anonymous No.55160038]

>>55159990
If liking a qt black twink with a feminine benis named scoopsies is gay, I don't want to be straight.
>>55160005
I have $300 loaded up in my DKNG account and getting ready to hit the slots.
>>55160021
Thanks anon, you're ok too.

[Anonymous No.55160053]

>>55160030
Intermediate cycle low in a couple months, but it will be a higher low (and higher than where we're at right now). After summer, we're going parabolic. Rumor is that $59 uranium was bought on the OTC spot market, which will clear next week. So we'll be at $60+ soon, will push prices up, then back test in a 6-8 weeks. Private service I'm on has issued entries into the sector.

[Anonymous No.55160056]

>>55160038
stop posting this whore

[Anonymous No.55160059]

>>55160053
Never knew people actually paid real money for private services

[National SOXLolicst No.55160064]

>>55160036
a modest 4 percent

[Anonymous No.55160085]

>>55160056
I'm going to give you literally 10 seconds to post an apology to my wife you son of a bitch before she pulls the trigger.

[Anonymous No.55160084]

>>55160030
how are you not making money ? 2020-2021 was a great year for uranium.
>>55160053
its time. if it doesnt hold this week/month I could see it crash 30% ish to get that higher low and this run is just a teaser.

[Anonymous No.55160089]

>>55160059
$250+ twice a year is worth getting access to the private buy lists, since they do all of the due diligence. If I didn't, I would have been a UEC bag holder these past few months.

[Anonymous No.55160096]

>>55160084
Agreed. If it doesn't hold, that will be the bear trap this summer.

[Anonymous No.55160098]

>>55160089
Could be worse, he could have paid almost $10k to subscribe to stansbury research and lose all his money on INTC because they said it was a "buy". I make fun of him every chance I get because he did something so foolish. He could have taken that $10k, came here, and found the first ticker posted with a qt anime girl and made sick gains, but nope he trusted jews instead.

[Anonymous No.55160105]

>>55156867
Delete this

[Anonymous No.55160110]

and so most companies don’t

[Anonymous No.55160146]

Pride month ends now
Sieg Hëil

[Anonymous No.55160164]

>>55160098
I wish I had dumped $10k into SIGA last year.

[Anonymous No.55160172]

>>55160084
You are now aware that 2020 was three years ago. I made bank off uranium in 2020, for the record. Didn't really know what I was doing back then but I still managed to buy URG and watch the position randomly 4x
Most of my profits since have been from oil/coal plays, and swinging the seasonal China stock collapse and rebound.

As for uranium, I've held some KAP which went pretty much nowhere, U-UN which went nowhere (adj to USD), and I've done some small swings on UUUU. But nothing meaningful. The prophesized $300+ uranium squeeze never registered, it's still sitting around $50 as it has for several years.

[Anonymous No.55160190]

>>55160164
I was going to go all in on LEAPs on SIGA but opted for shares instead and it cost me approximately $100k. I try not to think about it.

[Anonymous No.55160193]

Fuck yes we're finally getting back into the /smg/ that I love. Maybe now we can get some good plays going. What's the WKHS of 2023? Is it unironically the semiconductor summer?

[National SOXLolicst No.55160200]

>>55160193
yes

[Anonymous No.55160207]

>>55160200
Can SOXL actually get much higher than 30 though? All the semi stocks look overbought

[National SOXLolicst No.55160212]

>>55160207
yeah we're in the early innings of the AI bubble and there's a massive short squeeze brewing because bobos wont stop shorting every rally

[Anonymous No.55160216]

>>55160172
2020…it was just two weeks ago……oh no no no no. but yeah its way overhyped since fukashima I dont hold anything long term, but ill be having a tight stop on this run up which might mean I gegt stopped out for no reason but lots of OTC shit so thats just the name of the game. I am not a EV tard and thinks uranium will take over the world but lots of the companies are priced for shit and if hype kicks in they will be buying out bags for a nice premium. I think it will be a good industry to trade for awhile but if it tanks or just goes sideways I probably wont touch it and go somewhere else

[Anonymous No.55160220]

>>55160062

WHICH ONE IS THE REAL THREAD
JANNY HELP AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.55160240]

It’s amazing that as soon as the treasury can turn on the printer again everything pumps, it’s almost asif absolutely nothing matters except the money spingot at the fed

[Anonymous No.55160248]

>>55160240
What matters before that is the fact that the US dollar is the global reserve currency and its value is based entirely on "fuck you lol"

[Anonymous No.55160249]

Suncor bros profiting off more human misery. Love it.

https://archive (dot) ph/7eJR2

[Anonymous No.55160253]

>>55160249
That's not bullish dumbass

[Anonymous No.55160256]

>>55160253
Tell it to the stock price, Bobo.

[Anonymous No.55160262]

>>55160256
?????

[Anonymous No.55160267]

I'm also buying BUD calls. Way oversold. Summer is here. It's time for Dylan Mulvaney to make me money.

[Anonymous No.55160271]

>>55160262
Yeah, cause I'm totally posting an article from a year ago. You moron.

[Anonymous No.55160274]

>>55160262
Those are pretty good returns for suncor, honestly.

[Anonymous No.55160295]

>>55160038
You didn’t answer that anons question

[Anonymous No.55160296]

>[The chart] shows that the share of people who say they’re doing “at least OK” financially has been remarkably stable since 2017, at around three-quarters. The pandemic recession isn’t visible in the numbers. In contrast to that self-assessment, the share who say the national economy is good or excellent has fallen sharply, to just 18 percent last year from 41 percent in 2017.
So basically 3/4 of people are fine, but they all think everyone else is getting fucked (even though 3/4 of them say they're fine!). Bobos are delusional and the statistics prove it

[Anonymous No.55160300]

>>55159304
>u/[deleted]

[Anonymous No.55160302]

Jannies tongue my anus.

[Anonymous No.55160312]

no more debt relief. get back to work!

[Anonymous No.55160321]

>>55160312
Based Biden vetoed it

[Anonymous No.55160342]

>>55160296
>self-assessment
retard

[Anonymous No.55160405]

>>55160296
The Biden administration is totally and unscrupulously faking all relevant economic data that might make it look bad. This includes redefining the meaning of a recession.

[Anonymous No.55160516]

>>55160038
>>55160085
figures this UONE lover would be in the this thread

[Anonymous No.55160535]

>>55160267
dte?

[Anonymous No.55160544]

>>55159997
kek nice webm. I fucking hate Rocker

[Anonymous No.55160553]

SMG will be pride themed this month

[Anonymous No.55160561]

>>55160535
August calls... I have a feeling once cringe month is over with, Anheiser-Busch is going to come out with an advertising blitz for July 4th, and the average former bud light enjoyer will have a lapse in judgement and go back to buying their products.

[Anonymous No.55160575]

We missed our chance to short CARV

[Anonymous No.55160584]

>>55160561
Agreed. TGT calls look sexy now too. Conservatives will forget like always.

[Anonymous No.55160638]

>>55160271
You stupid? They're cutting work force because their outlook is bad. Holy shit dude. Stop trading stocks before you can grasp the basics

[Anonymous No.55160664]

Alright you /smg/ night life party rockers! It's time for Johnny fathand's song of the night! This song opened my eyes to leveraged ETFs. It made me respect Ran.. So lets put our hands together for MGMT's "Little Dark Age"

https://youtu.be/rtL5oMyBHPs
https://youtu.be/rtL5oMyBHPs
https://youtu.be/rtL5oMyBHPs

[National SOXLolicst No.55160678]

For me, its Wild Turkey 101 from an Arnolfo Di Cambio Cibi Double Old Fashioned glass and anime music.

[Anonymous No.55160705]

>>55160664
they ripped off that melody from this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqaAs_3azSs
you've posted an inferior knockoff. your penalty is you must sell all your SPY and invest in FXI.

[Anonymous No.55160717]

this is what I jam while driving.(my car is powered by uranium fuel)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qPv3ZZWsxE

[Anonymous No.55160758]

>>55159667
kino manga

[Anonymous No.55160790]

>>55160638
Again, it's like you're posting from a year ago. What did Meta do recently? Layoffs. How did the stock price respond immediately and in the months that followed? Not how you "think".

[Anonymous No.55160797]

David Hunter says melt up

[Anonymous No.55160801]

>>55160790
You dont even know how comparables work. Meta fired recruiters and lazy retards that make trans pride widgets. Oil workers actually do things. If you are firing oil rig workers it's not because you found a way to make money without them, it's because there's less drilling and expansion.

[Anonymous No.55160804]

>Chud gay bears bragging about their shorts 2 weeks ago
>"TRUST THE PLAN"
>now trapped and getting squeezed
MAGA Boomers have literally never been right about anything in their life. An entire legion of retarded Jim Cramers.
The Biden GIGABULL starts again now.
Only sell when the MAGA gay bears start FOMOing back in. SIMPLE AS.

[Anonymous No.55160807]

>>55160801
That’s pretty bullish for the commodity itself, demand is going up but production is slowing

[Anonymous No.55160811]

>>55160807
CNQ is a much better company than SU anyway

[Anonymous No.55160842]

Thoughts on GameStop?
Ticker: GME

[Anonymous No.55160855]

rise and shine its time to short

[Anonymous No.55160862]

reminder that inflation has peaked and the bear market is over

[Anonymous No.55160871]

Bill Ackman said JPMorgan Chase chief executive Jamie Dimon should run for president in the upcoming 2024 election after the Wall Street titan hinted that he has considered pursuing a political career. From a report:
Ackman said in a lengthy tweet that Dimon is a political centrist who is pro-business and pro-free enterprise, while also supportive of "well-designed social programs and rational tax policies that can help the less fortunate." Ackman also said he thinks Dimon, 67, could beat President Joe Biden in a primary or Donald Trump in a general election. He added that Dimon's ability to raise billions of dollars from bipartisan supporters would easily fund his campaign. In a Bloomberg Television interview on Wednesday, Dimon said that he had mulled joining public office. "I love my country, and maybe one day I'll serve my country in one capacity or another," he said.

[Anonymous No.55160876]

>>55160871
Ackman has some good ideas

[Anonymous No.55160918]

>>55160678
Nice.

[Anonymous No.55160980]

>looking at a specific job
>it's a job that's an offshoot of something else
>recruiters actually put "Bachelor's degree that doesn't exist, preferred"
Why are actual morons in charge of writing job ads?

[Anonymous No.55160984]

>>55160553
German pride worldwide

[putsRnotDaWae No.55161013]

Bobos lost, the crash is over.

[Anonymous No.55161020]

>>55160984
Germany is the financial engine of Europe

[Anonymous No.55161027]

>futures

[Anonymous No.55161032]

>>55161027
>Forgot img

[Anonymous No.55161036]

wooo oil up 1%

[Anonymous No.55161042]

>DAX futures

[Anonymous No.55161053]

>>55160862
i wonder how to play this, does this mean the june 13th cpi print will suprise to the downside?

[Anonymous No.55161057]

>>55161053
no

[Anonymous No.55161060]

>>55161053
it seems to lag 2 months

[National SOXLolicst No.55161075]

>>55160918
a good investment

[Anonymous No.55161077]

>>55159736
Fattening them up for later. The loss in revenue from the forfeited buns will be nothing after they're swimming in thịt chó

[Anonymous No.55161080]

>>55161075
Your choice of Wild Turkey indicates that you look for value.

[National SOXLolicst No.55161091]

>>55161080
I've had many bourbons and very few beat it unless its a flavor bomb like Woodford Double Oaked or Barrel Dovetail that would fry my palate if I drank either daily.

[Anonymous No.55161093]

spy will fall after trapping the seller and triggering some liquidity at 4300

[Anonymous No.55161098]

>>55161091
WILD TURKEY is the best holy shit

Stronger than normal whiskey and tastes decent

[putsRnotDaWae No.55161102]

>>55161093
Cope, the Biden bullrun is unstoppable we're going to 5000 this year.

[National SOXLolicst No.55161104]

>>55161098
it goes in at a lower proof so they dilute it less for more flavor, and that alligator char on the barrels, mmm mmm its just the best, tastes better than reddit's beloved buffalo trace, or that michter's crap Billions tricked me into buying.

[Anonymous No.55161105]

>>55160842
This is my kind of humor

[Anonymous No.55161134]

>>55161104
You're so cultured.

[Anonymous No.55161146]

DAX is up again bobo.
How does that make you feel?
Do you feel it?

[National SOXLolicst No.55161149]

>>55161134
Thank you, i've tried a lot of alcohols since I get bored of the same tastes and its fun to talk about. I also has a bottle of plum wine out of curiosity, it tastes like white grape juice, perfectly sweet and acidic, the plums are a nice treat, gummy like texture. Tastes more boozy than the wine.

[National SOXLolicst No.55161162]

>>55161146
I remember a while back there was an anon who made a ton of midwit posts about how he was shorting Europe because of inflation, and didn't understand inflation made their companies pump heavily, and lost about 70K euros and never returned.

[Anonymous No.55161165]

the fucking hang seng up 4 % holy shit
I thought the chinks were dead

[National SOXLolicst No.55161171]

>>55161165
its because of our debt ceiling being raised, I bet we'll have a 7 percent day on the NASDAQ

[Anonymous No.55161191]

>>55161149
I'm mocking you so I didn't read your post.

[National SOXLolicst No.55161202]

>>55161191
Its too late because it brought me joy, work on your sarcasm.

[Anonymous No.55161203]

Anime sluts are the only refuge from the heemening to come.

[National SOXLolicst No.55161209]

>>55161203
what heeming? its all green from here.

[Anonymous No.55161222]

>>55161203
>>55161209
OUUHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.55161224]

>>55156867
Remember when the 1 month bond was yielding 6% a few days ago, that was weird wasn't it. Oh well, probably nothing to worry about

[Anonymous No.55161235]

russel2000 chads, we're about to have our moment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ht5RZpzPqw

[Anonymous No.55161251]

>>55161171
Non defense spending frozen and covid corporate welfare clawed back, so bullish for an economy that relies entirely on government gibs. Can't wait till every company becomes a defense company overnight to avoid getting kicked off that teat

[Anonymous No.55161271]

Reminder that this is unironically the best economy in DECADES
2020s are going to be the GIGABULL

[Anonymous No.55161282]

Why is everyone In such a bullish mood?

None of you are concerned about jobs report? Nothing burger?

[Anonymous No.55161289]

>>55161282
Euphoria. Dangyarasu.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55161290]

I just used Google search for big bobs and vagine, very nice!

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55161296]

>>55161282
>Implying the writing on the bathroom wall is a boy and not girl

[Anonymous No.55161307]

>>55161296
What

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55161314]

>>55161271
>implying that mccuck and captain embezzling-a-lot aren't a problem

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55161325]

>>55161307
You've never used a public restroom where a phone number was written somewhere in the stall? You never called it either, you need to touch grass is all I'm saying.

[Anonymous No.55161328]

The debt bubble is the biggest bubble in history period the end

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55161334]

>>55161328
So are you saying to buy debt to take more debt or just short debt? I wanna win too

[Anonymous No.55161339]

>>55161328
And it will keep getting bigger and bigger until people collectively decide the dollar is worthless

[Anonymous No.55161345]

LOOK AT THIS WEAK PUMP ON US DEBT CEILING AHAHAHAHAHA, THIS IS GONNA DROP MONDAY EASILY WHEN IT'S RAISED AND TREASURIES WILL BE ISSUED:

[Anonymous No.55161352]

>>55161345
WAIT, it's only a suspension AHHAAH

[Anonymous No.55161354]

>>55161345
Sell the news, there is no reason to be bullish now that the debt ceiling drama is over

[Anonymous No.55161371]

>>55161354
Literally. My mistake was to short yesterday night already (DAX). Or let's say 12 hours ago on US closing. Hard to communicate using "night" when the forum is global. But I'm actually tired of timing it perfectly all the time in this schizo market. Plus I didn't expect them to raise it in the night, 6 hours difference to the US and they worked til 9pm in congress.

[Anonymous No.55161374]

I see probability of a big rally today, bullish momentum seems I place

[Anonymous No.55161377]

>>55161282
it's like the PCE just before Nvidia...it got completely silenced. no one cared even after 3 days and then forgot about it

[Anonymous No.55161385]

Yields...

[Anonymous No.55161386]

>>55161282
all priced in. AI wave? not priced in.

[Anonymous No.55161392]

>>55161374
Jobs report will be hot = rate hike chance higher
Possible is that the market will still rallye cause retarded. Or it will stay flat after 2 days rise. But next week a dump is to be expected (for me)

[Anonymous No.55161399]

>>55161385
If markets rallies too high, Powell will get mad and will slap a hike, which will kill the market for a while

[Anonymous No.55161400]

>>55161386
>AI not priced in
What? AI is what's holding that market alive
Otherwise SPX would be 4100-4150 easily. AI is pretty much priced in, not the jobs report.

[Anonymous No.55161404]

>>55161392
remember when everyone said 3% rates would be apocalyptical?

[Anonymous No.55161406]

>>55161404
No, who said that? 3% is what they should have MINIMUM, even if they should cut rates again (in 2024 the earliest). If they go below 3% they will only repeat their mistakes.

[Anonymous No.55161407]

>>55161404
I remember, we are going to 15% and people are going to eat it

[Anonymous No.55161412]

>>55161399
Ya it's the Fed's "call"
what would it be at?

SPX* 4400 or 4800 (ATH)

[Anonymous No.55161418]

>>55161407
There should be higher rates at ALL times. Only serious economic problems, collapselike problems should justify 0% rates. You are fuckin with everybody's money, especially with money of the majority (poorer and middle class) who not all want to gamble on the stock-ponzi market.

My parents are boomers. They amassed through physical labour more money than you could ever make now. Also because of high rates (20% once in Greece). Back then you could make money without investing in the stock market. It's impossible now and it should NOT be like this, because not everybody wants to participate in that.

[Anonymous No.55161429]

>>55161418
>>55161407
It should never be like this also because everybody knows the stock market isn't fair and big money will dump eventually on retail that because of shitty rates situation almost is forced to pump all their money as exit liquidity in the market. This shitty monetary policy only benefits the rich who have people who look 24/7 at their stocks.

[Anonymous No.55161485]

Does PBR really pay a 40% dividend, how is that even mathematically possible

[Anonymous No.55161509]

still no selling
vix still dead

[Anonymous No.55161514]

>>55161509
What's it mean if vix is dead?
Low fear?

[Anonymous No.55161516]

>>55161418
wageslavery was always shit since the secular revolutions centuries ago. the economic boom after 1945 is the execution not the norm.

[Anonymous No.55161521]

>>55161514
It’ll go up in the winter when people start firing up their vix fuel stoves

[Anonymous No.55161532]

>OIL pumping
Exactly what the US doesn't want.

>>55161516
You mean exception?

[Anonymous No.55161575]

>>55161514
Actually retarded market

BUY AT ALL TIMES

[Anonymous No.55161596]

EU dumping and pumping harder on US debt bullshit tells you a lot about the EU.

[Anonymous No.55161613]

Is the Sunday OPEC thing a "sell the news" kind of event?

[Anonymous No.55161624]

>>55161613
Sunday OPEC? Oh man, holding oil over the weekend could be a pain again. (either direction)

[Anonymous No.55161631]

>>55161624
Yeah I thought I'd hold it over the weekend but I feel like the production cuts are so obvious they must be priced in.

[Anonymous No.55161638]

>>55161613
Ya it's not worth it hold over the weekend they might not cut and keep production the same.

[Anonymous No.55161650]

SEX

[Anonymous No.55161670]

>>55161485
Nationalization fears.

[Anonymous No.55161684]

I need a substantial pullback today.

[Anonymous No.55161713]

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT 8:30 AM ET
DO NOT HAVE FUTURES CONTRACTS OPEN AT THAT TIME YOU'LL GET STOPPED OUT OR WOOOOORSE

there, now this thread isn't 100% useless

[Anonymous No.55161735]

Kneel

[Anonymous No.55161748]

Fucking Microshaft niggers changed paint its not like the xp version at all. What the fuck how am I supposed to draft a chill water plant drawing with this bullshit ?reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeèeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Anonymous No.55161749]

i sell the indeices
it's over

[Anonymous No.55161757]

market PM looking bigly green.
bobo status: heemed
share status: unredeemed

[Anonymous No.55161777]

NQ futes currently at local top this is not a drill.

[Anonymous No.55161786]

I need 5% before market close today or the chinese mafia is going to harvest my organs. What do I buy?

[Anonymous No.55161797]

>>55161735
>They could literally double their earnings and the P/E would still be over 100
Yeah, I'm sure graphics cards are the new Tesla.

[Anonymous No.55161804]

>>55161786
AAPL's all time high is 181.36. The shares are trading right now in pre-market at 181.30.

[Anonymous No.55161822]

>>55161777
We're in the DANGER ZONE

[Anonymous No.55161840]

Aths before October guaranteed

[Anonymous No.55161846]

CHINA IS GOING FUCKING BONKERS BROS

+5% DAYS FOR WEEKS

BUY BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.55161847]

>>55161846
What should I buy

[Anonymous No.55161849]

>>55161840
no

[Anonymous No.55161855]

>>55161846
Yeah, well, they did -50% from ATH, lol. It's only fair to do a 5%. Many probably also aren't investing because of the Taiwan conflict. Everyone fears the same thing happening as with russian stock market.

[Anonymous No.55161856]

>>55161847
alibaba or baidu. or just buy $CWEB

[Anonymous No.55161863]

What is causing CVNA to pump so fucking hard ?

[Anonymous No.55161865]

>>55161855
yeah and? you buy when people are pussy bitches, duh.

I bought when oil was negative in 2020 april. People are fucking stupid. Just buy when it's low and sell when it's high. Investing really is that simple

[Anonymous No.55161864]

When's this crash coming?

[Anonymous No.55161881]

>>55161864
Why would a crash ever come?

[Anonymous No.55161890]

>>55161881
Because it can't just keep climbing forever.

[Anonymous No.55161914]

>>55161890
China is stimulating and our deficit injects about 5% of GDP into the economy/markets every year.

[Anonymous No.55161919]

>>55161865
Tell that BOILers.

DAX is so retarded. We are back to last week levels. Despite crashing to 15620 because of US jobs report on wednesday. It's completely memoryholed. I thought 15900-950 would be the max if you value that +100 drop from 15740 to 15620. But no, full recovery, Absolutely retarded.This stock market ALWAYS forgets about everything 1-2 days later.

[Anonymous No.55161927]

>>55161890
>30% drop wasnt enough
>>55161919
BOIL is not remotely comparable to oil, which everyone needs. Natural gas is so worthless it's usually just burnt off to avoid having to store it

[Anonymous No.55161929]

>>55161847
YINN gang where we at?

[Anonymous No.55161931]

>>55161927
>Natural gas is so worthless it's usually just burnt off to avoid having to store it

If that is true, and I believe that the US certainly does this, humans are retarded and absolutely responsible for global warming.

[Anonymous No.55161944]

>>55161931
It's supremely retarded , yes.

[Anonymous No.55162039]

>spx 4250

[Anonymous No.55162070]

SPX 4210 EOD

[Anonymous No.55162093]

my nvidia stay litty unh

[Anonymous No.55162110]

So now we're at 3 years low with the vix, does it make sense to long it as a hedge?

[Anonymous No.55162124]

WHERE ARE THE BRAKES

[Anonymous No.55162129]

>>55162110
From my understanding VIX and other volality indicators have decay. It's like a leveraged ETF. Everybody tells you to NOT hold leveraged ETF.

The only reason you could/should hedge with VIX is that it does retard pumps and drops (high %), I think. So when you time your hedge, fine, you could do good money. But otherwise.. not so sure.

[Anonymous No.55162143]

>>55161931
Any day now I'm sure

[Anonymous No.55162166]

>>55161931
the byproducts of natural gas are the same as humans and animals exhaling. Carbon dioxide and water. Think of all the billions of humans and quadrillion of animals all breathing.

we have trees for a fucking reason dude holy shit

[Anonymous No.55162167]

>>55162143
they had to actually elevate the foundation due to rising sea levels.

[Anonymous No.55162184]

There is no bear thesis anymore.... line only goes up right?

[Anonymous No.55162188]

>>55162184
correct, which is why oil should stop being shit

[Anonymous No.55162192]

>>55162143
>no you have to give the govt more money so they can change the weather.
>whoever doesn't believe the govt scientists that the govt needs more money is a dumb redneck science denier

[Anonymous No.55162197]

>>55162166
>Think of all the billions of humans and quadrillion of animals all breathing.
Yeah, human made global warming, exactly what I said.

>we have trees for a fucking reason dude holy shit
Yeah, tell that Brazil

[Anonymous No.55162206]

If we unironically killed every indian, chink and african every enviromental concern would grind to a halt as these people do not care what happens to the enviro around them. Genocide them all along with the jews.

[Anonymous No.55162207]

I don't care about global warming, but I'm old enough to remember when emission regulations were non-existent, the rivers around the US were on fire, and every city's air was unbreathable from smog.

[Anonymous No.55162220]

>>55162206
Meanwhile the US burns 20 mbd a day, or 1/5 of the worldconsumption. And they aren't even white.

[Anonymous No.55162223]

>>55162207
that stuff happened in the 70's how are you not dead yet?

[Anonymous No.55162225]

>>55161385
when do we buy bonds
what do we buy

[Anonymous No.55162231]

>>55162223
The dark side of the force leads to many powers that some may consider to be... unnatural.

[Anonymous No.55162232]

>>55162223
Catalitic coverters. People figured out if you superheat smoke the stuff in the smoke burns up as well.

[Anonymous No.55162241]

Things are finally returning to normal..

[Anonymous No.55162242]

>>55162232
I still have my 71 VW. No mirrors (it wasn't legally required)
No LED lights, no power steering, no cat converter, no air bags

[Anonymous No.55162258]

>>55162242
But it came with a spare. Try finding one of those today. Cocksuckers save 50lbs to get better fuel economy.

[Anonymous No.55162263]

Where are my bogleheads? How much VT do you own?

[Anonymous No.55162276]

>>55162225
When its starts raining blood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8ZqFlw6hYg

EDV or TLT

[Anonymous No.55162277]

>>55162258
True. I keep my spare tire in to add weight to the front of my car. Otherwise when I hit 80 it likes to start lifting up & the wind gets underneath the car

[Anonymous No.55162287]

>>55162277
Try keeping an engine up there, I hear those weigh quite a bit.
Dumbass.

[Anonymous No.55162288]

>>55162277
the miura had the same problem as the tank is getting empty

[Anonymous No.55162289]

Well boys, puts or calls on SPY today? I gotta make up for Mr c3 herming. I'm bullish overall but we dump so many times on Friday

[Anonymous No.55162293]

>>55162276
would BND be a good buy?

[Anonymous No.55162299]

>>55162287
Anon.... i...

[Anonymous No.55162302]

>>55162299
Exactly.

[Anonymous No.55162309]

Predict today's market open

[Anonymous No.55162314]

>>55162309
Green for me, red for you

[Anonymous No.55162321]

>>55162220
The US and europe combined produce less pollution than china

What crack did you smoke, or have you not seen beijing lately?

[Anonymous No.55162335]

>>55162293
EDV would be better if you expect rate cuts but if bonds trade sideways then BND would be fine

[Anonymous No.55162346]

What's the play today? US tech ETFs are green on LSE. Will they be green when NASDAQ and NYSE open?

[Anonymous No.55162347]

>>55162335
im heavily debating tilting my portfolio between reits and long term bonds and the big question seems to be inflation. Would it be retarded to do half and half? If we get inflation then reits do well, if we get deflation the bonds pay off?

[Anonymous No.55162352]

>>55162321
Because they are coalfags. Now think back, we did that too. On the other hand the US still consumes most oil, despite China being about 2,5x-3x

[Anonymous No.55162364]

>>55162352
I love cars but all the shit they make these days is an eyesore. At least back in the day cars looked cool.
Time to unironically support biking infrastructure.
It'll also help some of these fat fucks lose weight
Fat people disgust me & whenever I see them I feel sick

[Anonymous No.55162387]

>>55162364
>bike
They'll just inject Wegovy and Ozempic and eat the same stuff.

And yes, older cars often looked cooler. Nowadays there also are some pretty ones. Those overly futuristic ones, concept cars most often, look shit.

[Anonymous No.55162399]

>>55162309
blood red starting now then poomp

[Anonymous No.55162405]

>>55162387
It would help if everything wasn't white/grey/black
And when these company's do paint cars, it's with a metallic paint, and it looks dumb.
Why can't we just go back to NORMAL GREEN, NORMAL YELLOW, NORMAL BLUE
it's always a dumb metallic version that just looks stupid.

[Anonymous No.55162412]

>>>IMPORTANT POST ALERT
>>>IMPORTANT POST ALERT

If market opens red because unemployment/payrolls, it ends green. If it opens green because of unemployment/payrolls, it ends red. Play accordingly

[Anonymous No.55162414]

>>55162309
pump and then dump and then afternoon pump

[Anonymous No.55162423]

>>55162412
Doesn't matter because either way im throwing $200 into my mutual fund

[Anonymous No.55162466]

>>55162347
REITS aren't really any better then bond funds right now as both will rise with falling rates and conversely fall in price if rates get higher for longer. Most commercial real estate is/or about to eat shit because of high rates and falling prices so you should avoid them. but if want compounding divves Residual REITS should fine but if you can find data center REITS or anything that selling square footage to this AI hype that would be a smart bet.
MBS REITS like ABR (13.3%) and NLY (13.4%) are also good ones that have fat divves but will fall if there is a market crash that will take all stocks but should rally and go higher when the Fed cuts rates.

[Anonymous No.55162470]

RYCEY sirs... it's over...

[Anonymous No.55162478]

in what econocmic conditions do small caps outperform larger stocks?

[Anonymous No.55162488]

>>55162478
Not in these conditions.

[Anonymous No.55162524]

>>55162466
I'm a boglehead and I hate how the reit index has such big companies like SPG tanking it and then others like PLD which seem like a liability in the future if it ever shits the bed and is 10% of it.

Then again its own 10% by vanguard and 10% by blackrock so I guess it'd be unlikely for that to happen.

I guess even if inflation is bad then the long term bond market will demand higher rates for that right?

[Anonymous No.55162534]

>>55162478
At literally any economic conditions that aren't recession.
Recessions lead to M&As

[Anonymous No.55162540]

>>55162478
Euphoric investoors seeking high beta.

[Anonymous No.55162541]

>>55162478
the crab or when the market is overvalued and needs to self correct
look at a historical graph of the S&P pe ratio. there was a good decade or so where it slowly went from 40 to 20 and then could finally climb again

[Anonymous No.55162569]

>>55156867
Why do jannies keep deleting real /smg/‘s and keeping this fat nigger one up?

[Anonymous No.55162590]

>>55156867
Wtf was that prereport drop @ DAX. Did they leak it (again)?

[Anonymous No.55162593]

here come employment data

[Anonymous No.55162602]

339k AHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.55162609]

soft landing confirmed

[Anonymous No.55162614]

>>55162478
when interest rates are low, which is exactly not the case now. money is expensive.

[Anonymous No.55162618]

>>55162609
haha no, this just means more hikes that pressure the banking sector more

[Anonymous No.55162630]

Post the jobs report...

[Anonymous No.55162638]

>>55162630
>>55162602
Also unemployment 3.7 forecast 3.4

[Anonymous No.55162639]

So big payroll means room for hike and higher unemployment means no rate hike. which one takes over the other?

[Anonymous No.55162641]

pump to 4300

[Anonymous No.55162642]

>>55162618
banks are up on the report

[Anonymous No.55162646]

How does unemployment rise while payroll employment rises?

[Anonymous No.55162647]

>>55162642
see here >>55162412
We open green, close red

[Anonymous No.55162650]

>>55162646
you fire people but increase wage for the other. Inflation lmao

[Anonymous No.55162654]

>>55162524
O if your a bongle head then buying bonds/MBS REITs or any good Apartment REITs should return well . The major indexes are gonna have some under performance relative to bonds or single sector REITs.

Inflation should last a few more years but keeps those things cheap for you to put your income in for those compounding divves

[Anonymous No.55162657]

>>55162646
simple, lower skilled workers are getting yeeted. Or wage/price spiral. Take your pick, both are bad

[Anonymous No.55162660]

>US May non-farm payrolls +339K vs +190K expected
>Prior was +253K
>Prior unemployment rate 3.4%
>Ahead of the report, the market was pricing a 29% chance of a Fed hike on June 12 and USD/JPY was trading at 138.93.
>Unemployment rate 3.7% vs 3.5% expected
>Participation rate 62.6% vs 62.6% prior
>Average hourly earnings +0.3% m/m vs +0.3% expected
This makes no sense to me - the unemployment rate going up
Participation didn't go up - not like we saw a jump in participation in the stats
But that's the only way the unemployment rate could have gone up with a 339,000 job gain, that there are more people looking for work now even with the gain
Very unusual - you would expect to see this, that more people are hurting for $$$, are out of their covid savings, need to go back to work to make ends meet
But you would expect to see the participation rate go up from 62.6% - I don't understand how the data is saying
>participation rate stayed the same
>huge jobs gains
>unemployment rate went up
we aren't seeing a huge number of people off of continuing claims either

[Anonymous No.55162670]

>>55162660
>>55162646
>>55162657
sorry it's early. Anyways: A lot of people are working multiple jobs, that explains the payrolls beat but unemployment also beat

[Anonymous No.55162672]

>>55162647

[Anonymous No.55162675]

>>55162639
If unemployment is low, and a lot of jobs were created, it’s bearish. It’s bearish because it shows that the hikes aren’t doing enough to trim the unneeded inflationary fat from the economy. The markets needs people to become poorer and more stingy with their money to curb inflation. It’s fucked up, but it’s how it works.

[Anonymous No.55162677]

Futures reacting well to the data...

[Anonymous No.55162683]

>>55162677
growing unemployment is good for stocks because it means rate increases are working
reduced unemployment is also good for stocks because it means more consumer capital to buy things

[Anonymous No.55162693]

>>55162660
fed watch CME now showing 33% (for me at least, changes when I refresh the page)
chance of 25bps; up from 29% before the report

[Anonymous No.55162695]

>non farm whatever
All that junk means to me is the NQ chart is gonna jump around for 4-10 minutes
Useless information for gays

[Anonymous No.55162709]

i hate the s&p500

[Anonymous No.55162713]

>>55162670
You are getting dragged right into paycheck to paycheck working multiple jobs no living wage dependency. Absolute cattle

[Anonymous No.55162718]

>>55162693
35%...
odds of 25bps rising

[Anonymous No.55162725]

So can someone explain why futures are inching up?

[Anonymous No.55162732]

>>55162713
>You
Nah I do computer nerd work at a NYC hedge (I dont live in NYC) so I'm ok for quite a while even if I quit today

[Anonymous No.55162743]

>>55162725
soxl is going down...

[Anonymous No.55162744]

[Anonymous No.55162751]

>>55162732
I mean the US.

[Anonymous No.55162758]

>>55162751
This is all a reckoning that the US has brought upon itself
Get hedged or get fucked, and most people will be fucked. Such is life

[Anonymous No.55162760]

>>55162743
Nasdaq and dow futures are edging up.

Dow futures up 0.6%
Before the report was at 0.4

[Anonymous No.55162762]

CVNA gonna pump again

[Anonymous No.55162769]

>>55162732
what's the sentiment at your hedge?

[Anonymous No.55162770]

>>55162725
Nobody can explain it, but many people went to college to develop theories why.

[Anonymous No.55162778]

>>55162744
can't wait for the revision number

[Anonymous No.55162780]

Massive establishment beat, massive household blowout
>>55162769
The people that I would trust to listen don't really talk but there's been much less bragging over the past few months - during 2021 every other tradie retard would gloat about something every day, now it's much less rare

[Anonymous No.55162783]

>>55162770
Explains it here apparently

[Anonymous No.55162785]

>>55162770
And their only explanation is "do not hide"

[Anonymous No.55162790]

>>55162725
>>55162770
Because the bear case is dead. Retarded shortsighted reactionary faggots shorted everything to death for an entire year and this is the result of all that pent up buying momentum.

[Anonymous No.55162791]

>>55162780
>>55162769
Much more rare*
my bad

[Anonymous No.55162801]

>>55162783
Now suddenly less inflation is good again? On other days higher inflation is good despite higher risk for rate hike. Mumu turns everything into good

[Anonymous No.55162807]

Holy shit the fed fucking saved us. Fuck my ass jpow.

[Anonymous No.55162809]

>>55162783
Especially the debt ceiling is a bad call. Noone is going to buy treasuries now that ceiling was raised
I'd stay out of the markets today, things are *too* spooky, SPX and NDX are in very risky positions (to the downside)

[Anonymous No.55162818]

>>55162783
that is just some AI
>The positive trend in job gains across various sectors such as professional and business services, government, health care, construction, transportation and warehousing, and social assistance is likely driving investor optimism. The steady growth in employment, particularly in industries like professional services and health care, indicates a strengthening economy and suggests potential future profitability for businesses. Additionally, the upward revisions in employment figures for the previous months further reinforce the positive outlook. Investors may view these developments as favorable signs for economic recovery, leading to increased market confidence and a rise in stock prices.

[Anonymous No.55162825]

>>55162783
>seemed to like
>perhaps
Theoretically.

[Anonymous No.55162849]

Why are markets up? The jobs report pretty much guarantees another fed interest rate hike.

[Anonymous No.55162856]

>>55162849
thats exactly the reason, markets hate uncertainty

[Anonymous No.55162865]

>>55162849
>>55162412
trust the plan. We close red

[Anonymous No.55162866]

>>55162744
JFC how are you not fired and blacklisted from the profession after being off by 6 sigma.

[Anonymous No.55162882]

>>55162866
I am amazed at the complete retarded fuckheads that guessed 96k lol

[Anonymous No.55162883]

>>55162783
>>55162791
so kind of uncertain time? wait and see on the sideline?

[Anonymous No.55162890]

>>55162883
I would definitely sit today out. If today ends red, next week is guaranteed blood red, that's my read.

[Anonymous No.55162901]

Banking

[Anonymous No.55162903]

I'm only seeing bullish signs today

[Anonymous No.55162905]

>>55159450
I often think to myself that as a 35-year old I was blessed to grow up in pre-internet times, mostly because of how absolutely braindead zoomers are from constant social media use from a young age. I never actually thought about or really cherished the fact that going to MtG stores, GW stores, being part of a local board game/RPG club, I got to do experience all that without tons of faggots, trannies and normies ruining the space.
Zoomers really don't know what they missed out on.

[Anonymous No.55162906]

>>55162534
>>55162488
i was thinking why we had so much "risk on" recently yet the small caps crabbed. i thought they were risk on. but the pump was mostly consolidated to tech

>>55162614
makes sense

>>55162540
>>55162541
not looking to buy tops

[Anonymous No.55162916]

>>55162906
>pump consolidated to tech
More like the top 5-6 tech stocks, which are also 34% of the SPX. The rest of the index is *not* doing good

[Anonymous No.55162924]

>>55162849
How do you idiots make it through daily life thinking that dumb shit like interest rates and debt ceilings matter?

[Anonymous No.55162929]

>Construction +25,000
>of that, +11,000 heavy and civil engineering construction
Aren't 30Y mortgage rates at 7%? The fuck

[Anonymous No.55162935]

>>55162929
Is this bullish for Lumber?

[Anonymous No.55162944]

>>55162924
I agree on debt ceiling, if only because it's a foregone conclusion
Interest rates 1000% matter but is not the signal that you should be trading off of since it lags substantially

[Anonymous No.55162945]

>>55162935
Nobody is building houses with those rates mate. You'd need fed pivot for lumber to be bullish

[Anonymous No.55162947]

>>55162906
XLU is down too all the money is going into the S&P 7

[Anonymous No.55162950]

Monday gigadump

[Anonymous No.55162952]

How the hell UVXY didn't reverse split already? I remember UVIX rs at 3 or 4

[Anonymous No.55162956]

>>55162916
i noticed. check the equal weight sp500, ticker RSP

>>55162947
>S&P 7
kek

[Anonymous No.55162966]

>>55162929
just because you build them doesn't mean people are buying. near me there is a new subdivision and several new commercial spaces that have been mostly empty for 6-8 months.

[Anonymous No.55162973]

>>55162950
cope.

[Anonymous No.55162982]

>DEM MOTHERFUCKING FUTURES

[Anonymous No.55162985]

>>55162966
right but as you said, empty for 6-8 months meaning they started being built probably BEFORE rate hikes. Now who the FUCK is hiring to build with rates this high?

[Anonymous No.55162997]

Is going 30% TQQQ a good or bad idea?

[Anonymous No.55163004]

>>55162997
I'm 85% SOXL and up over 100% YTD, take that as you will

[Anonymous No.55163010]

>>55162945
but you just quoted numbers that say construction is increasing. That means lumber has to be bought.

[Anonymous No.55163016]

>>55163004
My broker doesn't have it but I work in semis so I just picked semi stocks.

[Anonymous No.55163021]

>>55163010
Have you seen immigration stats? I got a stats for ya, we're building adobe huts now. Mud is bullish.

[Anonymous No.55163026]

>>55163010
No I quoted numbers that say people are getting hired in the construction sector. This really doesn't mean anything regarding construction itself. After all, if it was bullish for lumber then lumber would already be up (its not)

[Anonymous No.55163028]

>>55160980
welcome to the niche workforce.

[Anonymous No.55163030]

pm snapshot

[Anonymous No.55163040]

Someone can commmence baking now

[Anonymous No.55163043]

>>55163026
>people are getting hired in the construction sector but they're twiddling their thumbs
oh ok good to know I'll sell my lumber right now

[Anonymous No.55163048]

>>55162985
there is always going to the that retard who buys the absolute fucking top. it's true for both builders and buyers.

[Anonymous No.55163053]

>>55163043
I'd just hold lumber, there's no sell pressure. I'm just saying there's not necessarily buy pressure either, it could be jobs related to road maintenance for instance or government-linked shit.

[Anonymous No.55163054]

>VIX 15
lmao, where's the "let's short SPX at VIX 18" crowd now?

>>55163040

[Anonymous No.55163056]

good morning /smg/ (now say it back)

[Anonymous No.55163057]

>>55162973
Ok, but how?

[Anonymous No.55163064]

>>55163056
good morning Mr. /smg/

[Anonymous No.55163079]

feeling for a dump at open

[Anonymous No.55163080]

>VIX at 2020 pre-pandemic low
lol

[Anonymous No.55163083]

>>55163056
mornin' nigger

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55163086]

>>55163056
it back

[Anonymous No.55163090]

>>55163040
This place is forsaken

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55163093]

>>55163086
g_d, guns and gookfu, aint nothing wrong with that.

[Anonymous No.55163111]

>>55163086

[Anonymous No.55163113]

>>55163093
I thought you were Christian now? Christians don't burst into flames if you say God.

[Anonymous No.55163117]

>>55163093
what does gookfu pussy look like?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55163125]

>>55163090
i used to bake, but there was a loud minority who didn't appreciate my efforts, so they get exactly what they asked for, 0 effort from me

[Anonymous No.55163132]

3m +2% premarket
looks like they are tired of you chuddies buying, good job slurp crew.

[Anonymous No.55163133]

>>55163079
so higher, thanks anon

[Anonymous No.55163137]

>>55163125
don't bother. you fucked up 10 out of 10 times.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55163141]

>>55163117
it's kinda like a cross between an orchid and a snake lying on it's side with an open mouth.

[Anonymous No.55163143]

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[Anonymous No.55163145]

DING DING DING LETS MOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.55163146]

IS THIS THE LAST SMG ??

[Anonymous No.55163151]

>>55163143
wow

[Anonymous No.55163161]

>>55163143
based

[Anonymous No.55163164]

>IWM +1.93%
whew - small caps really catching a bid
is this it
is the rotation here

[Anonymous No.55163165]

im baking no one bake while i bake i dont want to have two threads wait for me

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55163167]

>>55163113
i think i'm going to have my jewler make me a custom piece that's a half cross half star of david with a pendant hanger thing just put right on this nice italian chain i got.

[Anonymous No.55163175]

>>55163171
>>55163171
>>55163171
Baked

[Anonymous No.55163177]

>>55163132
>3m +2% premarket

[Anonymous No.55163884]

anons WTF am i supposed to use to trade oil micros???

[Anonymous No.55164271]

>>55163884
a barrel ;^)