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55150623 No.55150623 [Reply] [Original]

Let me give you the pitch of your life.

Ex Maestro bot dev is building a new bot.
You know Sandwich bots right anon? You know the jared guy making 100 ETH per day with that bot during the memecoin craze right? Yes right that's the bot. SUMO is facilitating this bot for it's token holders. I hear you thinking "but anon that must be so expensive muh huh". Coin didn't launch yet. 50 spots available only. DYOR you might not want to miss this if you like money.

>Unibot 17m marketcap for a simple sniper bot that doesn't consistently make you money

Imagine when SUMO is making a couple ETH per day. This can unironically be a billion dollar marketcap. This can literally be the legit bitconnect since now THE BOT IS REAL.

>> No.55150645

imagine trying to sell anyone on anything using the word “unironically” in your sales pitch lmao death to all ESLs

>> No.55150659
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55150659

>>55150645
We're on a mongolian basked weaving forum. But whatever doofus

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>>55150623

discord DOT gg / AjbWX59wmR

Use my ref to join tho ser thanks <3

>> No.55150743

I hope they use profit to burn coin

>> No.55150748

>>55150623
Endoooooo

>> No.55150907 [DELETED] 

Need proof of bot in discord. Provide me with code

>> No.55151025

Sounds cool, I’m looking for a front-runner desu

>> No.55154014
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55154014

Let's bot these botters

>> No.55155660

This is actually huge, been looking for MEV bots a long time.

>> No.55155670

WEN LAUNCH??

>> No.55155677

>>55150623
Poorly made show and not the lead actor's fault. Terrible writing.

>> No.55155736

>>55155677
Let me guess; not enough diversity niggers for you? Fuck off back to preddit, also checked (even though digits were wasted)

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55156172

>>55155736
Actually, the opposite.

Shioli Kutsuna's character (a progressive journalist who grew up abroad) was poorly written and acted, bringing the whole show down.

Maybe it get's better, but adding on:

The literal shit-oriented hazing scene and the absurdity of the sport itself, I simply couldn't continue watching it.

>> No.55156207

>>55150623
So when is this launching then?

>> No.55156739

Still unknown would join the discord to be the first to know

>> No.55157591

>>55156172
Yeah I guess it's more interesting if you're into sumo to begin with. I was thoroughly impressed with the sumo scenes, it was full-on hard contact, no dumb stage fighting slapping the air like in Hollywood.

>> No.55158119

how come no one posted the discord?
discord dot gg/CSrDVcq8

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>>55158119
Because you can’t post links

>> No.55158368

I weight about 300lbs. Am I considered a sumo?

>> No.55159810

>>55150623
My body is ready

>> No.55161444

>>55150623
Nigger i can't get past the welcome stage