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Buy the dip edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>> No.55140667
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>he baked

>> No.55140669
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>> No.55140675
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SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

>> No.55140684

>>55140669
Go home Bobo, you're not impressing anyone today

>> No.55140687

Bobo what is happening why is it going up! Ahhhhhh Bobo help me!

>> No.55140692

Where is the anon who ALL IN on SOFI with 1mil+? WY@

>> No.55140694
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UK bonds have a higher yield than Italian

lol
lmao

>> No.55140695
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OH NO NO NO NO
SBB BROS NOT LIKE THIS
https://www.nasdaq.com/articles/swedens-sbb-may-consider-asset-sales-or-sale-of-company

>> No.55140698

It needs to go down some so I can buy, then go up so I can sell (covered calls)

>> No.55140702
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So why is NVDA mooning?

>> No.55140707

holy shit the iv on ai options is bananas

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>>55140702
>Anonymous (ID: VVdACH+8) 05/31/23(Wed)21:41:56 No.55140667▶
>File: 1339001245677.gif (496 KB, 363x244)
>>he baked
>>>
> Anonymous (ID: 46LmrEeL) 05/31/23(Wed)21:42:03 No.55140669▶>>55140684
>File: 1666862391336890.png (578 KB, 1440x1244)
>>>
> Anonymous (ID: 27kMMu6x) 05/31/23(Wed)21:42:41 No.55140675▶
>File: 1668633311511656.png (851 KB, 947x990)
>SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL
>>>
> Anonymous (ID: +87Vg6M6) 05/31/23(Wed)21:43:47 No.55140684▶
>>>55140669 (You)
>Go home Bobo, you're not impressing anyone today
>>>
> Anonymous (ID: zLZxE/j5) 05/31/23(Wed)21:44:16 No.55140687▶
>Bobo what is happening why is it going up! Ahhhhhh Bobo help me!
>>>
> Anonymous (ID: T8K7gxOo) 05/31/23(Wed)21:44:54 No.55140692▶
>Where is the anon who ALL IN on SOFI with 1mil+? WY@
>>>
> Anonymous (ID: Nx5gE/Yo) 05/31/23(Wed)21:45:07 No.55140694▶
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>UK bonds have a higher yield than Italian
>lol
>lmao
>>>
> Anonymous (ID: kgCYSSh2) 05/31/23(Wed)21:45:09 No.55140695▶
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>OH NO NO NO NO
>SBB BROS NOT LIKE THIS
>https://www.nasdaq.com/articles/swedens-sbb-may-consider-asset-sales-or-sale-of-company
>>>
> Anonymous (ID: HOhZKTAK) 05/31/23(Wed)21:45:24 No.55140698▶
>It needs to go down some so I can buy, then go up so I can sell (covered calls)
>>>
> Anonymous (ID: 7EeapNlR) 05/31/23(Wed)21:45:43 No.55140702▶
>File: 58.jpg (32 KB, 1102x578)
>So why is NVDA mooning?

>> No.55140713
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>>55140702
It's green now.
>Dip status: slurped.

>> No.55140715

>>55140694
The UK is becoming an emerging market lmao

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I rarely come here anymore, but the next two weeks is not a knife you want to catch, frens. Just my two cents. Stay safe

>> No.55140724

>>55140702
the sentiment is that its holy heckin amazing money printer
its really reddit friendly too, like TSLA

>> No.55140725

>>55140695
https://www.placera.se/placera/telegram/2023/05/31/samhallsbyggnadsbolaget-i-norden-blankare-kan-pressa-sbb-till-konkurs-di.html
>The real estate company SBB does not meet the requirements for interest coverage as defined in the loan terms in the Eurobonds' base prospectus - something that Danske Bank's credit analysts note in a comment.
>This enables short-selling hedge funds to buy the bonds at a discount and then push the company towards bankruptcy, writes Dagens industri.

>> No.55140731
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>just buy the bubble bro lol

>> No.55140738

stock frens look at gme. it looks riper than a two week old banana. it's probably about to pop upwards. not financial advice just letting you option hounds know because i care about you.

>> No.55140739
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You bought calls right anon?

>> No.55140741
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Where are my SOFI frens?

>> No.55140742

Chicago PMI down ~7 points

>> No.55140750

SOXL bros are we back?

>> No.55140751
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>>55140738
kill yourself

>> No.55140756
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55140756

Gold bros.

>> No.55140757
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this is supposed to be bullish pattern right

>> No.55140759

stop buying you fucking tech tranny

>> No.55140768

>>55140741
i'm up 20% on my 70 leaps. feels fucking good.

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>>55140695
>>55140725
95% down from ATH
LMAO

>> No.55140770

debt limit gets finalized thursday?

>> No.55140779

>>55140731
they have earnings after close. if i had big balls and extra cash id short it.

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>>55140768
LEAPS are a good call for SOFI.
Congratulation, fren.

>> No.55140790

Worst case scenario, crab

>> No.55140801

>>55140780
hope you profit a lot bro. I wasn't expecting such volatility from SOFI.

>> No.55140817
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55140817

YOU PUSH IT

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>>55140757
new highs are barely able to breath

>> No.55140833

Why is it fucking going down

>> No.55140843
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55140843

THEY'RE SLURPING.

>> No.55140848

JOLT job openings over expectations

>> No.55140851

>>55140848
higher for longer

>> No.55140859
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55140859

>mfw Lumber goes even lower

>> No.55140860

>>55140702
Semiconductors mining the blockchain to find the AI that lives in Bitcoin are the most important asset in the world.

>> No.55140869

>>55140833
Word on the hill is, this deal that McCuckry and Joe Biden struck isn't going to get out of the house. The likely hood of a default is now higher than it has been since January.

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I quadrupled down on a shit hold.

>> No.55140881

>>55140859
poison oj?

>> No.55140883

>>55140833
>debt ceiling deal, priced in
>China shitting the bed, not priced in

>> No.55140887

>>55140876

a fellow TRKAroach?

>> No.55140907

>>55140876
where's the issue if the underlying hypothesis for buying in the first place still holds and your position sizing and risk management remains orthodox?

>> No.55140920
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>>55140801
Thanks, fren. You too.

>> No.55140927

>>55140859
Rising interest rates and a looming recession aren't good for real estate which is where lumber is largely used.

>> No.55140928

It's over

>> No.55140932

kek NVDA is going back to $350

>> No.55140939

>>55140859
You could hedge against falling lumber by buying DRV.
One of the two has to win.

>> No.55140945

my small cap shorts doing a lil sumthin
now this shit AI mania must die

>> No.55140946
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>mfw FOMC is in 2 weeks

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Any SOXS frens here?

>> No.55140986
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55140986

What's happening with yuro natgas?

>> No.55140991
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>muh ai
>muh china reopening
>muh debt ceiling agreement

>> No.55140992

>>55140961
I've sold yesterday after the PM bullshit. Thougth there was more retarded strength, but it looks like it's finally waning. will wait the debt bullshit to re enter

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>>55140961
....

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Wow it never fails to impress me just how fucking reactionary bears are. You faggots managed to take something like NVDA that was technically overbought out the ass and get it all the way to oversold on the weekly within one trading session. What the fuck do you think happens now? Bunch of goldfish.

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Reversalxirs…?

>> No.55141008

>>55140675
Reddit looked pretty bullish on today, all trying to buy calls before today

>> No.55141010

I'm also surprise to not see more retard strength to cause a good positive month close on the SP like in march. that shit rekt me last time, so now I'm just more careful

>> No.55141023

>>55140996
YOU PUSH IT

>> No.55141027

>>55140932
I hope so, I just bought 5 shares of NVDS :^)

>> No.55141030

>>55140996
>oversold
>391
Here are the reasons why you're retarded:
-Stop looking at retarded indicators and think for yourself
-NVDA is still overbought and overvalued
-If it's going down or gonna go down it's not because of bears shorting it, it's because of bagholders dumping their bags for profit

>> No.55141043

>>55140657
I told myself to buy TMF if TLT went slightly below 100 or if they were getting close to the debt ceiling deal. I had an alert for the 100 condition but I can't add alerts to politics so I forgot now I've missed some of the boat and I'm afraid. It should flirt with 8 bucks soon though

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euro crashing to parity and market having tiny correcting all as predicted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65I1AMRFdGo

>> No.55141056

Intel pls stop going up

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>someone in this general bought NVDA at $412

>> No.55141067

>>55141030
>muh overvalued
You dumb motherfuckers have been saying this for so long I think you've forgotten to update your firmware. Get with the fucking program.

>>55141050
Let's just get through all this retarded shit and back to the norm where everyone remembers that the US economy completely mogs Europe and China and their news means absolutely nothing to our stock market

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>>55140996
>that was technically overbought out the ass
You think this isnt a bubble?

>> No.55141076

Wonderful, closed my DAX shorts too early again. This motherfuckin stupid index always fools me. And this motherfuckin debt ceiling bullshit scares me. I know we will dump after it being raised, but we know what can happen before (FAKE PUMPS) and this fuckin annoys me.

>> No.55141080

>>55141068
yes

>> No.55141082

>>55141068
Do you remember when AI wasn't even a thing six months ago? Do you realize the paradigm shift that's happening right in front of everyone? Writing AI off as a meme is going to be the greatest blunder of this generation of traders.

>> No.55141084

>>55141067
It is overvalued, it’s been overvalued the past 3 months. Just because we pumped another bubble to new ATH doesn’t mean it isn’t overvalued

>> No.55141086

Finally now is time to short the DAX
The Euro zone going into recession and producing almost nothing of value will be too obvious to ignore, esp. compare to US. DXY will rise again, proving the only nation to be self sufficient in terms of economics

>> No.55141097

>>55141067
Thank you for confirming that you are indeed irremediably retarded. Enjoy holding your bags on the way down.

>> No.55141099

>>55141082
>Do you remember when AI wasn't even a thing six months ago?
"AI" has been around for decades anon. What do you think Google Search is?

>> No.55141102

where is baggie with the status report? have republicans McCucked yet? or are they taking this down to the wire?

>> No.55141103

>>55141086
>The Euro zone going into recession
And nothing of value was lost

>> No.55141105

uh oh NVDA baggies its starting to crack

>> No.55141109

>>55141082
That's cute. The truth is we're about to lose 3 million jobs between now and September, and basically you should just sell now and buy back in for a lower price later.

>> No.55141110

>>55141082
Ai has been a thing for a while now. You were sold speculation. NVDA is still a pajeet and pozzed company.

>> No.55141112

>>55141086
Just wait for the retard pump, ffs. Closed my shorts 100 points too early. Dumping now in US session. Wtf was this retard pump in the morning, scared me off, bullshit 4 hourly. Will only trade daily-weekly-monthyl from now on.

>> No.55141122

>>55141102
roll call at 3:30

>> No.55141126

INTC INTC INTC INTC INTC INTC INTC INTC INTC INTC INTC

>> No.55141127
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>>55140986

>> No.55141137

so i thought the debt agreement was bullish why is this not so? i dont understand the mechanics care to explain?

>> No.55141138
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>CPI is lower than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>CPI is higher than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Manufacturing data is worse than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Manufacturing data is better than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Housing data is better than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Housing data is worse than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>PCE is lower than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>PCE is higher than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Unemployment is higher than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Unemployment is lower than expected
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Stock market pumps
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023
>Stock market crashes
Higher for longer no rate cuts in 2023

Just a reminder in case there are any pivooters here

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55141143

>>55141126
mine's up 11%

>> No.55141147

>>55141110
>>55141099
Damn this is some HARDCORE cope. AI at the current, publicly available scale has not been around for more than 6 months. Get over yourselves and just admit you made a losing bet.

>> No.55141161

>>55141147
>AI at the current, publicly available scale has not been around for more than 6 months
You mean a chatbot that can write silly poems and create bogus legal cases? Not very interesting anon

>> No.55141166

carmer said nvidia is a buy

uh oh bros

>> No.55141170

>>55141147
In the medium-long term you are right, but in the short term NVDA is gonna correct back downwards because generative machine learning will not actually require such a huge jump in demand for nvidia's products to justify its stock price doubling in 1 year

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WHOA WHAT'S GOING ON WITH INTC????
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOGEyBeoBGM

>> No.55141172
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We will sky rocket the moment the senate passes the legislation. It's already done.

>> No.55141178

barely any discussion of Intel this morning. baka.

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>>55141161
>Who cares the Wright brothers were in the air, they only went 100 feet. That’s pretty useless.

>> No.55141185

EU won't stopcrashing. CAC falling harder through Bollinger than when BANKS crashed, lmao.

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>>55141171
wrong SCREENSHOT BROS WHOA

>> No.55141189
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>brought the absolute top on Adobe

>> No.55141190

Literally every senator is already supporting the deal, they won't postpone it 100% load up those calls asap

>> No.55141192

I think that AI chuds don't understand that we understand the advancements to humanity AI will bring, that it will become more advanced and more present throughout many jobs in the economy, only that stock prices are essentially a lump sum payment for all future cash flows - like taking the lottery lump sum, and that the value added brought by AI will be smaller than prices currently reflect, that future cash flows will be smaller as a result of AI than the market thinks
The argument is basically
>Wow, this Ferrari costs $100,000,000
>That makes no sense
Everyone knows Ferrari is a great car - but even if it is a great car, is it worth $100,000,000? No
Everyone knows AI is great - but is it worth what the market is pricing it as? No

>> No.55141196

>>55141172
I hope so but I think it’s priced in.

>> No.55141200

>>55141182
lmao, keep drinking that kool-aid bro. If you think that AI is going to be as impactful as air transportation you're a fucking cuck.

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>>55141172
should have sold last week. the next best time to sell is now btw

>> No.55141209
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say goodbye to semis. intc is a chyna hedge, probably.
still nasdack barely red..

>> No.55141211

>AI down 13% on the day
yeah, lol like lmao fucking jews trying to get you to buy their bags like always

>> No.55141216

>>55141192
You had me very intrigued in the first half but that Ferrari example pivot was terrible and derailed your whole argument. WTF are you talking about. Try again without the analogy.

>> No.55141217
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You're shorting the NQ at 14400, ready to buy between 13600 to 14000, right anon? Another day at the trade desk...

>> No.55141218

>>55141126
INTCel bros, our real life will finally begin.

>> No.55141222

>>55141211
wait for siebel to come out in a full snake skin suit and say the word ai 69 times with aws azure and gcp mixed in you really dont want to be a part of the new paradigm baggie?

>> No.55141226

soxlsisters…

>> No.55141234

Reminder that Intel is the same company today that it was last Thursday when it dipped below $27. If you weren't willing to buy it back then why would you buy it today at $32?

>> No.55141239

>>55141147
>babies first ai
lol

>> No.55141241

>>55141200
You have to be joking? Yea I think the next step in computing power might have a tiny bit of a impact… Now it might take 60 years, not 6 months, but it is the future. Now tell me more about these 3 million job losses by Sept?

>> No.55141245

>>55141216
The point of the example is to get through to dumb AI chuds that even something that everyone agrees upon is great, top of the line, still has a price that makes sense
Even a ferrari, which many would say is the best car in the world or in the top 3 best, has a reasonable price -- if you charge 100x what that price is, it is still overpriced, even if it is the 'best car in the world'
The market is 'charging' too much for AI - where even if AI is great (like a ferrari is great) it still needs a reasonable price - it makes no sense to buy a ferrari for $100,000,000 - it makes no sense to buy AI at these absurd valuations

>> No.55141246

>>55141222
I think extra-terrestrials are going to have a larger impact on the world's future than some silly program that can tell me how to be more woke.

>> No.55141247

Alright a leg down... of .8% alright let's see where this bottoms slurpers are you ready!?

>> No.55141248
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>> No.55141268

>>55141245
Long term everyone knows your right, short term though there could still be a lot of money to be made. Wouldn’t surprise me if NVIDIA 3x even though it’s over valued today.

>> No.55141277
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what are we guys thinking about gun stocks in preparation for the next election shit show?
right now no one wants to touch them, which could be a good entry point
I feel like the lowered sale expectations from the coming recession are either priced in or overblown

>> No.55141280

So Mumu how's that folio doing? Poop your pants in fear yet? I can't wait to slaughter you for dinner. This is what you get for being irrationally exuberant. Try growing some brain cells in your next life!

>> No.55141282

twitter furry trannies mad at AI itt. your commission bucks for drawing fag dragons is over

>> No.55141283

I wrote a full length shill post on the IRBT arb situation a few days ago.
No one replied.

Always know its a good play when the post doesn't earn a single (you). Never fails.

>> No.55141287

YOU GUYS TOLD ME AI STOCK GO UP
WHY IS MY PORTFOLIO ALL RED

>> No.55141294

>>55141280
I'm pooping right now as I write this message thank you very much

>> No.55141295
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>>55141172
As Bulls always like to say, priced in. Only a moron would expect it not to pass. The real fun begins when Yellen floods the market with treasuries again when she’s finally allowed to. All that liquidity that’s been in the stock market since January because Yellen has been restrained from adding more debt is going to be sucked out

>> No.55141306

>>55141218
False promises.
INTC is headed to $10.

>> No.55141307

>>55141277
if you're wrong just write puts and buy more, dca down.

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>>55141226
You rang?

>> No.55141318

>dropping tuesday and wednesday..
Yeah, we will pump friday AGAIN on debt ceiling talks.

>> No.55141321

>>55141306
He doesn't know the secret. Next report they release they'll spam AI like every company. Free returns from AI idiots.

>> No.55141326

debt ceiling vote is today right?

what time is it, and could you watch is from Youtube?

thank you

>> No.55141328
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I'm hedged both ways All I fear is a Mighty Double Crab

>> No.55141333

Is this the big one

>> No.55141344

>>55141326
It won't pass. The republicans know this is their only chance to get any meaningful change to the current system. What they need to do is completely stop all entitlement spending, while still collecting the money that was used for entitlements. Then they take that money and pay down the debt. Also the student loan payments need to be paid back with interest. You took a loan, you need to pay it back.

>> No.55141345

>>55141306
Jensen confirmed total burger supremacy. imagine still holding ChinaSMC.

>> No.55141347

>>55141333

Golden Bull starting when they voted favor for debt ceiling rasing

>> No.55141352
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>>55141295
this

>> No.55141357
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A.I is the shovels. ai alone is not what matters but what comes from it. a tool of creation and optimization. its more like the invention of the calculator or pc. as time pass it will only get better, more adaptation etc. not sure why some here are trying to fight against this so hard.

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>>55141344
you are seriously the dumbest nigger in this entire general, prob on all of 4chan.

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>>55140657
>ch-china are le bad gu- ACK!

>> No.55141380
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>>55141295
But the maverick of wallstreet HECKIN told me it wouldn't pass!

>> No.55141381

>>55141357
even if it is, what is the price of a shovel?
how much should we pay for the company that has workers now armed with shovels?
should we pay 200x what the company makes in a year, currently?
how much more will the company make, now that their employees have shovels, compared to before?

>> No.55141385

>>55141357
If AI is so smart, why don't we have the AI figure out how to solve the debt ceiling?

>> No.55141391

AI braindead bobos fail to realize the demand won’t be just from perfect integration to retail daily life, but a gold rush of start ups, companies and whoever else can scam investors trying to come up with AI shit. and the ones selling the pickaxes is soxlchads. this is the crypto mining situation on industrial level

>> No.55141395

>>55141357
Based, both the pic and the text.

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>>55141326
probably should be around 5 by the time all is said and done. Roll call at 3:30. Don't forget the stockmarket is invincible

>> No.55141402

>>55141372
You know I'm right. This is literally how we fix the fucking deficit.

>> No.55141408
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I'm getting middled on my puts, fucking crabs!

>> No.55141411

>>55141380
If it doesn’t pass and we default we get a black swan event. Either or we will be heading lower the 2nd half of this year

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The rocket is stuffed with nervous bobos for fuel and ready to launch.

>> No.55141423

>>55141373
>Kaifeng Jews
Didn't know about these chinkikes, interesting

>> No.55141426
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I hate the government.
>Which one? All of them.

>> No.55141437

>>55141391
You are about 7 years too late. The question is what can we buy today that will give us the same past 7 year returns as SOXL.

>> No.55141438

>>55141411
Yep. Default= Recession
Not default = Money out of markets into treasuries

All these pumps are fake pumps. Just exit liquidity, some last gains before pulling all out.

>> No.55141440
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>>55141402
Are implying that AI is better than Biden?

>> No.55141442
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>>55141402
>fix the deficit
First time?

>> No.55141446

The worst part about all this is, EU is dumping harder on US bullshit news and data than on EU data. You can't fuckin trade this bullshit. Sometimes it follows US, sometimes not. Unpredictable. But I don't want to trade US, since I live in EU.

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>>55141344
>pay down the debt

>> No.55141452

>>55141391
and its only starting i feel. this is like getting into crypto more than 10 years ago. only AI will have an actually use and world shattering effect on business and literally everything

>> No.55141453

>>55141241
>Computing power
Midwit detected

>> No.55141469

>>55141453
I know fuck all about computers, what wording should I have used?

>> No.55141472

>>55141446
EU is a dying continent entering a long term recession with no way out and an energy crisis that won't end anytime soon. EU stocks hitting new all time highs was a gift to bulls but theres no reason to keep holding

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>>55141402

>> No.55141492

cut the fuckin rates already powell you retard

>> No.55141494

>>55141437
there is no second best. it’s just the start. AI development before was crawling, now everyone wants a slice of the pie. few years ago deepmind was playing startcraft 2, openai was beating dendi in dota 2. it was a gimmick attraction for events. look what it’s trying to do now

>> No.55141496

>>55141440
Kek!

>> No.55141507

Just bought $10,000 in TQQQ. Now it's gonna do down. It's insane that they just let me buy all these leveraged shares and options, I can nuke an enormous amount of money in a second. Like giving a baby a grenade. But in the end I'm sure to get rich, because I'm smarter and better than everyone else.

>> No.55141508

>>55141437
Probably energy, something has to power the robots

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>>55140675
>SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

>> No.55141512

I am starting to understand the people who are comfortable with the idea of dying. Good god life is fucking miserable at times.

>> No.55141517

>>55141508
Thinking outside the box, I like it.

>> No.55141521

>>55141472
I'm shorting it. But always closing too early, especially because I look at US indices. Today the same with DAX and SPX. DAX suddenly crashes more than US on US Jobs data? Wtf man, cmon this is idiotic.

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>>55141512
what did you short?

>> No.55141524

>>55141182
oh right I remember Wright had working fighter jets just a few months later and is Wright Bros. Co is still the largest company i the world right now

>> No.55141526

>>55141492
Why? The economy is doing great, they can clearly go higher. There’s no need to do any pauses until we hit 5% unemployment. Then after a couple of years we can consider doing some cuts. We’re not trying to replicate the 1970s

>> No.55141529

>CXAI
Goddammit I didn't buy it yesterday because I was retarded and I didn't buy it today because I thought the pump was over and I missed the boat on SOFI like a dumbass when I bought it at 5.10 and sold at 5.40. Goddammit fuck fuck fuck why can't I make a good play to save my life FUCK

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>>55141512
You need to have the bad times so that you can appreciate the good times.

>> No.55141535

Uh, NVDAbros....

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>cant fall back asleep
Welp guess I'm up for the day

>>55141507
Woah! It's every /smg/ poster in one post

>> No.55141543

>>55141492
>bought in 2021

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>>55141417
H-here we go...3...2..come on, come on...

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>>55141535

>> No.55141563
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>>55141494
it is human race destiny ultimately to be overtaken by singularity, there is no escaping it. same reason it if humans encounter aliens they are most likely robots not biological living beingss. it may take 50-150 years, it does not matter really, it happens. once
sinulairty is established then it proceeds with exponential power and intelligence growth that goes way beyond what humans can eve imagine achieving, and it's game over

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jjeJNdI0Qs

>> No.55141566

>>55141526
From 1968 to 1981 the Down devalued 80% when taking into account inflation.

>> No.55141568

>>55141402
fucking retard boomer go mow your lawn

>> No.55141577

>>55140657
Lol i have 1 spy put, you faggots cant beat this kinda momentum.

>> No.55141594
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>>55141507
This is what I’m debating, do I sell TQQQ or believe in the coming AI bubble?

>> No.55141624

>>55141507
unironically just hold your TQQQ

>> No.55141635

>>55141534
How much did you lose on the NVDA puts? Gonna keep asking until you stop lying.

>> No.55141643

>>55141563
general ai may still be a long way off but what we have today can still be used by companies and intelligent people to create and make profit. which means returns for investing in that idea.

>> No.55141661

>>55141635
I lost like 15 yang.

>> No.55141667

>>55141594
hedge retard

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>>55141535
>>55141549

>> No.55141670

How the fuck did nasdaq break even for the day?

Yet dow jones and s and p500 down 0.8

>> No.55141676

>>55141661
So you lost 15k, gotcha

>> No.55141684

Nvidia was $300 just a few days ago what did you niggers expect

>> No.55141686

>>55141670
Are you from the future?

>> No.55141695

>>55141670
Regional banks is collapsing

>> No.55141696

it'll be funny if that guy who shorted nvda back in january ends up being profitable

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>>55141670
anon?

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>>55140725
>This enables short-selling hedge funds to buy the bonds at a discount and then push the company towards bankruptcy
How does that even happen? Fuckin hate shorters/blankare and I hate the idiot CEO that allowed this to happen
>>55140695
Nooooooooooo my 5000 SEK is basically gone. "Folkaktie" haha, yeah man just invest bro, just let it sit there for 10-15 years bro, large cap is stable bro haha
Fugg dis shid

>> No.55141711
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Nah. Nah nah nah no. I'm out. That's enough. Outlook very unclear. /cashgang/ now.

>> No.55141721

>>55141711
What are you out of?

>> No.55141723

>>55141711
Pussy

>> No.55141727
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Anybody know why my bonds and PMs are all pumping and stonks are falling? Is this the post-debt-ceiling crash?

>> No.55141728

>People selling because they legit think the debt ceiling is not going to increase
Lel

>> No.55141731

>>55141676
it was horrible, 10 big guys for 15 yang.

>> No.55141735
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>>55141711
Based Arisu poster, but I bought more.

>> No.55141736

>>55141721
SPXL

>> No.55141740

>>55141700
Shit my bad, my page was glitching, nevermind

>> No.55141742

>>55141728
They need to reduce the deficit and operate at a surplus. The government is spending like a drunken sailor on leave, and it needs to stop. It isn't fair to our children and our grand children.

>> No.55141743

>>55141727
Bonds done got caught offside with all the shorting and the fact Yellen ain't gonna dump on the market real heavy till, like, August at the earliest.

Even then she'll be refilling the TGA with 75% bills 'stead of bonds.

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>>55141728
Indeed, pretty sure the markets will pump hard after the debt ceiling is once again set to infinity

>> No.55141754

>>55141742
But how do we get the revenue for that? Or are you proposing spending cuts?

>> No.55141763

>>55141742
>It isn't fair to our children and our grand children.
Thank god I am not going to have either

>> No.55141769
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>>55141411
My portfolio is black swan ready.
Bring it.
Literally no matter what happens I make a fuckton of money.
I am a goddamn genius.

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>>55141769
>My portfolio is black swan ready.
>black swan
>ready.

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I was so close...

>> No.55141782

>>55141754
We raise taxes and cut entitlements. We eliminate wasteful and redundant positions. Like why do we need a CIA and an FBI? Couldn't we just merge the two and fire like 30% of the people there mostly at the top level where they're on bloated salaries and don't even do anything to begin with?

>> No.55141786
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You're going long TQQQ between 13600 and 14000 on the NQ, right?

>> No.55141789

>>55141782
>Like why do we need a CIA and an FBI?
Lel

>> No.55141792

>>55141711
Outlook is Higher for Longer. SPY 3800 at least.

>> No.55141794
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>>55141777
Hey at least you got trips. Now pick yourself up, assess your portfolio - sell anything you wouldn't buy right now, and plan out your next trade.

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>>55141786
No, because I'm immune to glowniggers telling me to buy the top.

>> No.55141801

>>55141624
I'm genuinely going to. I'm kind of a retard so I've got 80% of my portfolio as JEPI and cash while I place retard trades with the rest. Lets me have some peace of mind as I tank this shit.

>> No.55141810
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55141810

I'M RICH!

>> No.55141811

>>55141775
All you have to do is buy some DRV, FAZ, and DRIP.
Set them to sell at outrageous prices, and it will cover your losses on a big dump.

>> No.55141817
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>>55141786
Anon, student loan payments will force Millennials to cancel their CHWY subscriptions and default on their iPhone payment plans. And this morning's renewed banking crisis means no business will have money for $500m NVDA data centers.

If you do this, you will kill your portfolio. For years. It's over. And you'd be buying something you know has no value.

>> No.55141818
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55141818

Trading Fraternity is like the Baggie of YouTube stock trading channels. Whenever Josh and all his retarded followers get spooky and start shorting everything I know it's time to buy. He's been so consistently wrong with his shorts it's laughable, same with all the retards in here. Imagine shorting big tech after it completely reamed so many contrarian assholes. Lol.

>> No.55141821

>>55141769
Based, same

>> No.55141822

>>55141799
Good. I can't wait to share your post back to you in a month or two when the NQ is over 15000

>> No.55141825

>>55141794
I wouldn't buy a fucking candy bar right now

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>>55141782
>why do we need a CIA
Does anyone have that gif of that guy from that Clancy TV show saying that CIA are our best friends?

>> No.55141832

>>55141810
I'm taking all credit for this as the first person to mention NVDS's existence ITT (in this thread).

>> No.55141833

>>55141786
Just been loading SQQQ and SOXS since friday and monday. Get positioned for Quad Witching in a little over 2 weeks.

>>55141728
>>55141742
>>55141752
Sell the news fags. Debt ceiling deal just before Ex-Date, and only big Semiconductor ER left that could mention "AI" in their earnings call is AVGO thursday after the close.

>> No.55141842
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If you aren't holding some SOXS to balance out your SOXL then you aren't doing it right.

>> No.55141841
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>>55141535
OUTTA MY WAY NVDIOT FUCKING SHITS

>> No.55141847
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Test

>> No.55141856

>>55141825
Fair enough. Cash is a legitimate position and you don't always need to be in a trade.

>> No.55141857

>>55141833
C3.AI is reporting tonight. Should be easy money.

>> No.55141858

When do I short nvidia?

>> No.55141859

fuggg look at this nvda discount!

>> No.55141862

>>55141841
KEK, WHO HERE BOUGHTED AT 419!? HAHAHA

I gotta say AAPL is absolutely retarded on the other hand. Is this the ultra safe haven now or what?

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>>55141782
>>55141826
Got it.

>> No.55141869

>>55141847
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1685062295539078.webm

>> No.55141870
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>>55141817
It's priced in.

>> No.55141875

>>55141841
>Under 386
Wow, it just keeps going.

>> No.55141882

>>55141769
please teach me how to barbell
everyone says to barbell including lord nassim taleb but no one says HOW

>> No.55141883

>>55141870
Is this room priced in with us?

>> No.55141884

LOWER HIGH THAN LAST AUGUST. ITS OVER

>> No.55141891

>>55141857
I already made the no brainer money on AI from 16-17 to 28-29.

Why don't you join Rocker in UONE's Earnings and his stupid Juneteenth call?

>> No.55141901

>>55141864
what would we do without the cia blowing up pipelines, destabilizing countries, and taking care of people the clintons dont like?

>> No.55141906

>>55141883
We're pricing it all in.

>> No.55141908

>>55141870
You know I was just shitposting but looking at CHWY, damn, might need to get some puts on that.

>> No.55141909

>>55141832 (You)
All credit belongs to (You)

>> No.55141910

>>55141882
You don't know the handshake, fren.

>> No.55141924

>>55141908
Why short anything else while BYND still exists?

>> No.55141928

>>55141858
Too hard to tell. It's Tesla 2 and the time to short Tesla was too similar to all the other times it went on a retard pump after a dump

>> No.55141935

>>55141891
I'm not going to join Rocker because I hate niggers, and I think June Tenth is a made up holiday. Even if it was a sure thing, I'm not going to go and make trades that go against my values, and my values include fuck niggers.

>> No.55141944

>>55141908
I only trade the indexes and their ETFs, so I can't say much outside of the technicals. But be careful shorting stocks that rich white women love. YOU JUST KNOW this stock has support

>> No.55141947

>>55141928
It just looks like a blow off top to me, I wanna short so bad but haven’t got the balls

>> No.55141952

>>55141924
Go for it. But personally, even thinking about that stock makes me nauseous.

>> No.55141954

I'm tired bros, not financially speaking, just physically and mentally

I don't even care about this fake dump, none of this matters if your tired

I'm gonna take a nap

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>>55141935
>my values include fuck niggers.

>> No.55141963

>>55141944
They're all getting laid off or replaced by ChatGPT.

>> No.55141969

>>55141935
It's not june 10th. It's June 19th, and it's the day our lord and savior George Floyd was born to free us from slavery. Know your history.

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I just sold, so it's going to start pumping again
$452 realized gains

>> No.55141974

So what's the retarded mainstream narrative for the selloff today? Something spooky like China or rate hikes?

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>>55141954
Smartest man here.

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>>55141963
You're right fundamentally im sure.

>> No.55141990

>>55141974
There isn't a pump narrative, so stocks are drifting toward fair value.

>> No.55142002

>>55141974
Massive JOLTS increase, guaranteeing a June hike. Plus awful Chink and Chiraq PMIs.

Oh yeah, and the FDIC just added a few banks to their official bad bank list.

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>>55141980

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Guess what Mumu, I added to my shorts today. Yep. On a red day. Don't worry though... keep slurping ;P

>> No.55142028

quick I need the pepe burning janny's forehead with a cigar

>> No.55142038

Nvidia, $NVDA, has said it was building Israel's most powerful artificial intelligence supercomputer, per Reuters.
ITS OVER RETAIL

>> No.55142040

we are pumping back to fair value

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>>55142028
Not until you say what you've got in your portfolio.

And it had better include puts on NACP or BUD.

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>>55142018

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>>55141752
I think it will drop. There will be a rush to buy Treasuries so they can arb Yellen

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I hope everyone took my advice and stacked their own body weight in physical silver

>> No.55142060

>>55141817
What is undue hardship relief

>> No.55142065

intcels, they are talking about us on tv. there's still a tone of pity and scorn in the money girls' voices but they're warming up. also jensen from nv*dia called us cute uwu - i mean, not like i care...

>> No.55142081

>>55141507
thanks, fren. I sold TQQQ calls for all my shares last month, and bought some puts in case those dont get assigned. I have a feeling the calls will get assigned, which is fine, but I'll feel better if TQQQ doesnt keep pumping

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>>55141980
I wish I were a great dane

>> No.55142095

>>55142051
I’ve been hearing this about silver for 10 years, nothing ever happens

>> No.55142096

>>55142060
Bankruptcy courts are the most hardass courts out there.

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>>55142028
Fuck all tranny jannies

>> No.55142108

>>55142096
what is an indigent?

>> No.55142111

who do you think is shorting right now? HELLO? let that sink in.

>> No.55142112

>>55142108
Pretty rare when there are 10 million job openings out there.

>> No.55142122

>>55141980
>white women fuck dogs
>asian women eat dogs
take your pick

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>There might be pivooters in this thread

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>>55142111
The jews?

>> No.55142128

>>55142112
are you offering me a job your honor?

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>>55142018
Oh, hey bobo, that low a little over 30 minutes ago? It was permanent fyi.

>> No.55142132

>>55142051
>stacked their own body weight in physical silver
Do you have any idea how many american's there are on this board?

>> No.55142135

>>55142111
me

>> No.55142137

>>55141728
Debt ceiling is a lock for being passed, people are exiting to buy treasuries when Yellen is allowed to sell them again. Why wouldn’t you buy them at these interest rates? Economy is doing great and Powell is only going to continue going up with interest rates

>>55141752
While the debt ceiling itself is infinity, McCarthy and Biden already hammered out the budget until 2025. Everything but defense is getting capped on spending. Biden only let defense get a higher rate increase because of Russia and China and the need for more equipment as we keep sending stuff to Ukraine. McCarthy is happy to keep Republican constituents with defense factories in their districts gainfully employed at Russia and Ukraine’s expense

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>>55142124
>"SPENDERS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this CPI range before. There could be SPENDERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE SPENDERS" he thought. Pump It Up reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $90000 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of inflation in the economy. "With a printer, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

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>>55142122
>White women fucking their food

>> No.55142145

>>55142141
>>55142141

>> No.55142149

>>55141782
>We raise taxes and cut entitlements

Lmao, Republicans refuse to raise taxes and Democrats refuse to slash entitlements. So good luck changing that

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>mfw buying NVDS

>> No.55142196

>>55142122
Being a hapa woman must be so confusing

>> No.55142209

>>55141974
China is already 20% down from the November to February rally. They're not keeping up with the EU or US pumps

>> No.55142217

>>55141082
AI is pretty much a meme. AGI even more of a meme. It's been around for literally decades. Going as far back Von Neumann people have worked on AI. We've gotten some interesting technology out of the search for AI but the results from AI have always been a disappointment. In a weird way AI is kind of like the modern alchemy. It's really hard to see anything coming out of ChatGPT other than Amazon review bots

>.t software engineer

>> No.55142262

>>55141974
That the treasury is going to flood the market with tbills as soon as the dept cap it lifted

>> No.55142294

>>55141423
There's no one to tell their story after 6 billion of them died in the 2nd dynasty.