/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.55137980]

well biz? could you even do 20?

[Anonymous No.55138112]

>>55137980
Why is this robot kike trying so hard to act like the worst stereotype of a necon?

[Anonymous No.55138185]

>>55137980
The world record is 34 minutes. I do one of these a week (no vest because I like my knees) and I'm not in the 30 min range.

What a weird thing to lie about.

[Anonymous No.55138393]

>>55138185
Yeah I was about to say no way this flabby looking fuck is doing all that
I would be surprised if he can do 10 weighted pullups (no kipping)

[Anonymous No.55138400]

>>55138185
Zuckerberg is pretty jacked nowadays bro, keep up

[freddie gibs No.55138404]

>>55137980
Somebody fatter, blacker and poorer than this guy fucked a stacy in the 39 minutes he took to do that

[Anonymous No.55138421]

>>55138185
>he doesnt know zuck is in beast mode

[Anonymous No.55138424]

>>55138112
>robot
You wish you looked this natural

[Anonymous No.55138440]

>>55138421

Totally not a weirdo.

[Anonymous No.55138449]

>>55138440
Incel

[Anonymous No.55138457]

>>55138440
>he doesn’t work out with babies hanging on him
Fucking pussy, if I fall or drop weights I want consequences for my children as well
Raises the stakes on boring workouts

[Anonymous No.55138763]

>>55138440
If you’re not doing navy seal shit with babies on your back, you’re not really living

[Anonymous No.55138843]

Its odd, Zuck never does anything bad but he's one of the few elites that immediately screams demon to me. Like a half complete shell that can't quite figure out how to present itself to hide its nature.

[Anonymous No.55138983]

>>55137980
why would he lie like this, these people are so weird. 100 proper pullups with a weighted pack yeah sure Zuck. Compulsive liars

[Anonymous No.55139024]

>>55138457
actually true

[Anonymous No.55139050]

>100 pullups
Obviously not all in one go but still pretty impressive. I really wish I wasn't so busy traveling so I could get serious in the gym for a year or two.

[Anonymous No.55139071]

>>55138843
You're joking right? He's one of the absolute worst.
>collects everyone's data on a platform that encourages this by angering people to keep them engaged
>spreads fake news, then when called out goes full globohomo propaganda machine
>spies on people not registered with the site using shadow profiles with data harvested from those gay "login with facebook" buttons and the associated javascript
>sells everyone's data indiscriminately so now anyone with a couple bucks can stalk anyone they like, basically loveint but without being government
>censors people and sells them out to authoritarian regimes like in Europe where they get arrested for wrongthink
All this using a tech idea he outright stole from a couple olympic level rowers who trusted a fellow harvard student to abide by honor principles and didn't make him sign a contract.

I could go on and on. The only person more vile and with more villainy associated with their name is, god forgive me for uttering his name, Daiz.

[Anonymous No.55139155]

>>55137980
>100 pullups in a matter of minutes
>wearing a 20lb weight

hahahahahaha no

[Anonymous No.55139166]

>>55138404
What a weird thing to say.
It's like you think roasties are more important than being able to do the murph. But let us ignore this personal opinion. Objectively false as it is.
What's this you claim about the black individual?
>fatter, blacker and poorer
It's a bit racist, to the black man, to assume that he's fatter, blacker and poorer for one. But we'll ignore this false assumption too.
You imply it makes him inferior though. This cannot be ignored and i must address the inherent racism impleid by this statement.
The ability to reflect more of the ultraviolet spectrum is an advantage he has and is thus superior in that ability to a less melanin-enriched individual such as the zuckerburger.
But he is unfit, as you pointed out. And poorer.
So he is inferior in health and fitness than an individual such as the zuckerburger who can perform the murph successfully.
And he is inferior in wealth than an individual who is not poor, such as the zuckerburger.
And being inferior in health, and wealth, he must be also inferior as a parent. Objectively. If a parent he even is.
Therefore, by my count, the black man is losing this 'competition' you arbitrarily constructed.
Because he has only one advantage, the ability to reflect more of the ultraviolet spectrum.
You cannot claim his having sex with stacy is to his advantage as that happened only once. Unless he had sex multiple times within that period which would imply he is inferior in his sexual stamina.
Mark Zuckerberg however, has had sex at least two times resulting in two children. Perhaps more times if we account for the statistical average amount of attempts it take to conceive. He is also wealther and healthier.
Therefore, i think you are just being unfair to this black individual by comparing to a highly successful individual such as mark zuckerberg as we do not know the personal circumstances of this individual or what challenges he has overcome in his life.
>tl;dr black man 1 - zuckerburger 4

[Anonymous No.55139186]

>>55137980
i dont believe for a second that zuck can do that. he looks fit but not that fit.

[Anonymous No.55139194]

>>55138440
>keeps using facebook

[Anonymous No.55139214]

>>55139186
You would be surprised the energy and stamina you get from having access to top of the line doctors and top quality food that isnt part of the agricultural industrial complex

[Anonymous No.55139218]

>>55139050
Excuses. You dont have the discipline and would sit at home on your phone if you "werent traveling"

[Anonymous No.55139244]

>>55139166
Hi Zuck
>>>/r9k/

[Anonymous No.55139251]

>>55138457
lmao

[Anonymous No.55139359]

All billionaires are getting pumped now. Are they on HGH or TRT?

[Anonymous No.55140263]

>>55138112
Feeble attempt at self-preservation
>see? I am your people. I am one of you
>don't slaughter me

[Anonymous No.55140304]

>>55139359
They're getting ready to fight for their lives.

[Anonymous No.55140334]

not bad.
i do 100 pushups, 100 bicep lifts with like 50lbs
i used to run all the time but i cant where i am now
i hate doing it. im always tired from work
im an assistant carpenter and do all the physical labor
i am also weighted by thoughts like "im wasting food energy"
the meek shall inherit the earth, not the me bros

[Anonymous No.55140342]

I was going to say wow 20 lbs weighted pullups but then I remembered he is 5'8 and not heavy

[Anonymous No.55140360]

>>55138185
the guy is a billionaire with nothing else to do, I believe him, although I'd like to see what his push ups look like

[Anonymous No.55140368]

>>55138843
coming across as likeable on a camera to random people is actually the weird thing. zuck is just a normal somewhat autismo guy.

[Anonymous No.55140391]

100 pull ups is outright unrealistic for 99.9% people without even any extra weight, what the fuck is he on about?

[Anonymous No.55140410]

>>55140368

He's so bad at appearing normal that you almost have to believe that he's a true to form genuine autist. Everybody knows Lucifer is the most charismatic guy in the room.

[Anonymous No.55140450]

>>55139071
>All this using a tech idea he outright stole from a couple olympic level rowers who trusted a fellow harvard student to abide by honor principles and didn't make him sign a contract.
WASPs lose because they trust the jew.

[Anonymous No.55140457]

>>55139071
>I could go on and on. The only person more vile and with more villainy associated with their name is, god forgive me for uttering his name, Daiz.
The finnish did nothing wrong.

[Anonymous No.55140468]

>>55140450

Name a famous 'creative jew' and there will be a gentile they stole the original idea from somewhere in the back. Their skill is recognizing a good idea, stealing it from the chump, and selling it.

[Anonymous No.55140488]

There's no way I could do 100 pull ups or 200 push ups ever. My body is just garbage. Even when I was a cross country runner in high school I was weak and pathetic. I don't have a team of personal chefs and trainers and a personal pharmacist to juice me up either because Zuck is even more genetically weak than I am

[Anonymous No.55140493]

>>55138457
Based, I do this with my cat she will think it's a great idea to crawl under me while I'm trying to do pushups. Too bad she isn't fat enough to use as a dumbell, though she is pretty dumb

[Anonymous No.55140502]

>>55138185
The guy recently also won a jiu jitzu tournament
He's been training for a while

[Anonymous No.55140512]

>>55140502
>jew jitsu

[Anonymous No.55140577]

>>55139155
yeah thats pretty difficult. I can do 9 pull ups wearing a 25lb vest. Each set would be less and less so thats at least 20 sets to do 100

[Anonymous No.55140614]

>>55140577
i do push ups in sets of 50, i wonder what zuck does
and bezos because hes doing this now too
im impressed but i want to know what type of supplements theyre taking
i know there are legal forms of steroids
i forget the name of this one stuff

[Anonymous No.55140641]

>>55138421
>pullups
>with baby on his back
is he retarded?

[Anonymous No.55141261]

>>55138421
why is someone taking photos of this

[Anonymous No.55141272]

>>55137980
100 pull ups is impossible. no human can do 100 pull ups

[Anonymous No.55141367]

>>55140502
Threatened to leak his opponent's nudes.

[Anonymous No.55141396]

>>55137980
I try to honor this dumbest zog bot who got not only his unit killed but an entire QRF and dozens of friends. When the Marines told me it was a bad idea I went anyways.
But hey I was in good shape. Honor me.
I hate that this faggot gets so much attention for a worthless mission that literally killed all his friends

[Anonymous No.55141407]

>>55138457
>>55138763
My dad used to take me on insane rides around the neighborhood on a 500cc two stroke sport quad back in the 80s. I was like 2, no helmets, neighbors fucking hated him but at least he didn't raise a faggot.

[Anonymous No.55141498]

>>55138404
No one black will ever be as rich as zuck or control as much of the world. Ever.

[Anonymous No.55141522]

>>55141407
Amen 80s brother.

[Anonymous No.55141578]

What a Chad.

I can't wait to get rich and spend 90% of my time on my health and athletic abilities.

[Anonymous No.55141588]

I'm surprised, I didn't know he was so physically fit.
he doesn't look big, but maybe that's why he can do so many body weight exercises.
when I work out, I'd max out at 15 pullups and 40 pushups.
I suppose to be fair though, the challenge doesn't say the exercises need to be performed in consecutively, you could break into sets and rest.

[Anonymous No.55141632]

>>55141578
Not just on the health, but on taking photos of it to (unsuccessfully) convince people you're not a weird nerd

[Anonymous No.55141714]

>>55141632
I think he's probably taking photos and sharing them because he owns the two largest social media platforms in the world and has to demonstrate use of them.

[Anonymous No.55141744]

>>55141714
Ah yes, it's for the brand

No weird hangups here, no sir

[Anonymous No.55141773]

He's a faggot that pretends to surf (drives an electric board around), wouldn't surprise me if he lied about his other hobbies.

[Anonymous No.55141809]

>>55137980
what a narcissistic thing to do

[Anonymous No.55141844]

>>55137980
yeah I could do your mom 20 times in one session

[Anonymous No.55141855]

>>55141498
cope, Black billionaires are a thing and they're more popular than Zuck will ever be (or your obviously)

>control as much of the world
he doesn't control jack shit.

[Anonymous No.55141953]

>>55137980
usless king of train you only risk injuries

[Anonymous No.55141991]

>>55141773
There's video of him kicking ass at Jiu Jitsu. Hop off Zucky's dick nigga damn

[Anonymous No.55142019]

>>55141396
Qrd?

[Anonymous No.55142032]

>>55141855
All black billionaires literally have to get buck broken by Jews before they can get rich. Not even joking, jews sodomize their black negro pets and fully control them like the niggers they are to their Jewish masters

[Anonymous No.55142052]

>>55137980
The girls did a quarter-Murph (unweighted). Kudos to the Zuck's offspring. A worthy mention of a milestone for his physical scrapbook. Very good times at the Zuckerberg household.

[Anonymous No.55142343]

>>55142032
>All black billionaires literally have to get buck broken by Jews before they can get rich. Not even joking
kek, sure

[Anonymous No.55142503]

>>55141855
Of the like 12 black billionaire puppets out there, none will ever be as big as Zuck, Gates, Bezos etc, and will never have the influence and power they have. Period. None of them care about coccain and stacies. They are playing a much bigger game than blacks will ever even have the opportunity to attempt failure at. I'm sorry you're black but you know it's true.

[Anonymous No.55142562]

>>55142503
Zuck, Gates and Bezos will never be globally revered as many Black billionaires, nobody likes them, so you can forget "influence", Oprah has more "influence" than the three of them combined, because they have no talent. And again Zuck doesn't have any power. When he tried to start his little libra money scam he got shut down by those with the actual power.

[Anonymous No.55142614]

>>55137980
Obvious lie.
The question is why though

[Anonymous No.55142662]

>>55142019
Dude read about operation red wings and Murphy. He was a total idiot who didn't listen to Marines already embedded in the area. They also got their ass kicked by like 10 goat herders tops. Absolutely BTFO on every level. The rescue forces all died trying to save a guy who did the mission wrong and out of pride.

[Anonymous No.55142705]

>>55138421
>be worth billions
>buy that torture plastic trap 3d printed in china to ergonomically break your child's spine

[Anonymous No.55142755]

>>55142662
link me to a non-cucked version of the events

[Anonymous No.55142838]

>>55140468
Also realizing the idea would go nowhere fast without Jewish financing.

[Anonymous No.55142887]

>>55139186
He’s lying
If he could do 100 pull ups in 30 minutes everyday he would be yoked
Add in everything else he mentioned and you can tell he’s lying or a robot who doesn’t rain muscle

[Anonymous No.55142904]

>>55142887
100 WEIGHTED pull-ups. its certainly a crazy claim if real, he'd be shoulder pressing 200 easy then. maybe he really did the 300 squats though lmao justed

[Anonymous No.55142933]

>>55142705
>Alpha as fuck

[Anonymous No.55143053]

>>55141522
Nigger

[Anonymous No.55143499]

>>55142755
Here glowie, scrub this one from the net like all the others
http://www.darack.com/sawtalosar/misinformation.php

[Anonymous No.55144987]

>>55140577
This.
I can do 8 pull ups with 36lb vest.
After 5 sets 2min rest each I can do around 8,5,4,3,3 or so ish.
I call bs

[Anonymous No.55146318]

hi zuck you're a nerd

[Anonymous No.55146346]

>>55142705
>Dr. Plebbit enters the chat
Fuck off faggot. Post your physique.

[Anonymous No.55146405]

>>55137980
>>55138393
>>55138983
>>55139050
>>55139155
>>55140342
>>55140391
>>55140577
>>55141272
>>55142887
>>55142904
The Murph workout is a Crossfit workout, which means they do the Butterfly version of the pullup. Gif related

[Anonymous No.55146417]

if he did that many weighted pull ups and push ups he would be way more jacked
i also do pullups and pushups with a 10 kilos weighted pack and im way more jacked that him
i do 3 series of 8 weighted pull-ups and 3 series of 8 non-weighted pullups and for the push ups i do 4 weighted and 4 non-weighted and that is already pretty hard and takes time and thats a total of only 48 pull ups and 64 push ups

[Anonymous No.55146422]

>>55139071
It was actually mark cuban and other halo (((investors))) who pushed him to turn fb into a data mining hub. They were trying to use the google strategy for social media. Zuck is a retarded weirdo abd always has been. Public face they had no idea what goes on in the brain 90% of the time.

[Anonymous No.55146515]

>>55137980
200 push ups is easy
300 squats; easy
pull ups is hard
with a little training I could do it in an hour

[Anonymous No.55146553]

>>55146515
His time in the vest is 39 minutes. (if he's to be believed.)

The thing that makes it hard is that it's a ton of stuff all at once and each event gases you for the others.

Tons of workouts sound hypothetically easy. Throw on a plate carrier and give it a try then come back.

[Anonymous No.55147068]

>>55137980
Steals code, pretends to be smart. Wretched bloody kikes are the cause of all suffering, loss and poverty. I wish there were some rich Christian whites that would go in there and put this demotic unit back in the pit.

[Anonymous No.55147138]

[Anonymous No.55147147]

>>55146405
The fuck is this shit lmfao

[Anonymous No.55147173]

>>55138424
Kek

[Anonymous No.55147222]

>>55146405

T-that's not a pullup

[Anonymous No.55147242]

>>55138185
The only way Zuck is being honest here is if he's hyped up on advanced billionaire roids

[Anonymous No.55147266]

>>55146405
Ahh that makes sense. There’s no way Zuck can do more than 3-5 actual proper form pull ups with his physique

[Anonymous No.55147276]

>>55140502
He won because there was nobody else in his weight class except 1 amateur guy

[Anonymous No.55147280]

[Anonymous No.55147670]

>>55140641
only thing ill say is having a newborn/infant is they like to be held/near you and they basically wont cry (in my experience)
unironically just strap the baby to you and go about your activities whether its doing dishes or whatever, baby is happy

[Anonymous No.55147704]

>>55137980
>>55138421
>>55138424
I could do a 100x Murph if I had hydraulics and metal inside my body

[Anonymous No.55147786]

>>55137980
What did I miss lmao, is Zuck chudding out?

[Anonymous No.55147795]

>>55138112
he's trying to get into politics