Oh boy

[Anonymous No.55136375]

[Anonymous No.55136382]

It's here, boys. Time to buy all the AI narrative cryptos.

[Anonymous No.55136403]

The end of the year is going to be wild.

[Anonymous No.55136484]

>>55136382
Yes

[Anonymous No.55136500]

>>55136382
Msm hype is a massive sell signal retard nigger

[Anonymous No.55136527]

>>55136382
The true AI narrative crypto is unironically Chainlink

[Anonymous No.55136537]

>>55136375
>ALL OF THESE STOCKS HAVE PUMPED LIKE CRAZY

>NOW I MUST USE ALL MY MONEY TO PURCHASE THEM NOW I NEED TOOO I NEED TOOO I'M BEING LEFT BEHIIIIINNDDDDDD

[Anonymous No.55138160]

Come forth, my Farty Pony, Brownstink!
*hee-haw* (a brown fart-cloud appears in the skies above as Brownstink descends)
My beautiful, odour steed... it is time... fly me... TO THE MOON!!!
(Brownstink charges several farts in his butt then kicks off, deploying 20 charged farts to attain escape velocity. He then reorients himself and delivers further stinky farts at a regular pace of a fart per second while transporting us towards my broker George's office.)
GEORGE!!! SELL EVERYTHING!!! SWITCH TO DRV AND SQQQ IMMEDIATELY!!! GEOOOOOOOOOOOOORGE!!!!!

[Anonymous No.55138166]

>>55136382
5 months ago

[Anonymous No.55138266]

George stands up flabbergasted and glares at me. HWAT?! he exclaims in his native German accent. YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS DÜMMKOPF. YOU ARE TRYING TO RUIN ME!!
I slap him in the face.
LOOK HERE YOU NIGGERISH BABOON! I TOLD YOU TO SELL EVERYTHING BECAUSE ANON SAID SO SO YOU WILL BE SELLING EVERYTHING RIGHT... RIGHT MEOW!
oops... I said right meow instead of right now. I look silly now.
"Ha ha ha! You haff said meow like a kitty cat!" George teases. I blush.
Look here George, if you don't sell all my assets immediately, I will have Brownstink fill your office with mounds of his manure and stink it up with plenty of farts. So get to it, alright?
"Hmmm... actually, I do think I voud prefer to smell in this famous stink!"
Oh no... George was a scat fetishist. I completely forgot.
George... George. Look, how about this, if you transact how I tell you to, I'll let you sniff one of Brownstink's farts. How about that?
"Deal!" George answers without hesitation. He extends his arm and I shake his hand. He immediately places the sell orders for my entire portfolio and proceeds to purchase several thousand shares of SQQQ and DRV at my request.
Alright Brownstink, let's go. Give the nice man a little fart before we go.
George kneels behind Brownstink and presses his round face to the Farty Pony's rear end. I hear a muted toot, and George falls back in bliss. I hop on Brownstink's back.^
Well, there is surely something intoxicating about your smell, my stallion. Now, let us return!
*hee-haw!*
We take off into the night, never to return.

Fin