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55133023 No.55133023 [Reply] [Original]

WAGMI
Kek Fuddies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uh9zZ4__abk

>> No.55133040

stop acting like ur gonna make it
silly bagfag
cmon gys, lets make this clown feel bad abot himself

>> No.55133051
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>>55133023
kek baggies

DR;NB

>> No.55133052

>0 seconds in
>particle board from sibos interview
bullish, just bought 100k

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>>55133023
The white man's coin.

>> No.55133234

Nice hearing from Steve. Wish he'd show his face a little more often.

>> No.55133282
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>>55133023
FUCKING BASED

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We're so close bros

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>>55133023

>> No.55133369
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>>55133194
two blue eyed white males

very problematic

>> No.55133397
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>>55133023
Chainlink will solv-ACK!

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>>55133194
bulgarians shaking rn

>> No.55133534

>>55133369
OY VEY WE NEED TO REPLACE SERGEY WITH SOMEONE BROWN IMMEDIATELY

>> No.55133543

>>55133023
6:35 Sergey presses 7 on the elevator and looks to the sky.

>> No.55133674

>>55133543
Ccip release month confirmed to be july

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>>55133543
based
did this video make the top of anyones head tingle, for nearly the whole 7 minutes?

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>> No.55133818

What video game is that?

>> No.55133971

>>55133023
I'm feeling it, the magic is back!

>> No.55134000

this is the kind of normie-facing shit they should've been making years ago. makes me think a big marketing push is coming.

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>>55134000
checked

They had to focus on marketing to actual users (devs, projects, students) for years to lay the groundwork for what is to come. The next marketing push will be consumer-focused, in the sense that they are going to get consumers to demand that the products and services they use are powered by Chainlink™. Now comes the phase where Chainlink becomes a household name. I still remember as a kid when google was entered into the dictionary as a verb. Soon it will be our turn. In ten short years people will genuinely wonder how the world worked before Chainlinked smart contracts existed.

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>>55134000
CHECKED

>> No.55134071

>>55134053
this is going to be a fun timeline once all this plays out properly. there will be more bump's in the road as it goes along but in the end it'll be a sweet comfy setup

>> No.55134094

>>55134000
checked

>> No.55134120

>>55133023
unironically bearish af. Bullshit marketing gimmick lip flapping absolute useless shit. Probably some overpaid leftie roastie diversity hire transvestite unfit for their position behind this. Fuck. GET TO WORK AND MAKE ME RICH ALREADY

>> No.55134126

>>55134120
mental illness

>> No.55134136

>>55134126
126
216

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on

>> No.55134331

>>55134136
im not even joking, if your interpretation of that video was bearish then you are mentally ill.

>> No.55134374

>>55133738
>77777777
>Releases CCIP in the 7th month
>LINK will be $7.77 after launch

>> No.55134385

>>55133369
Between those two abs Ari it’s an amazingly good looking team. Too good looking?

>> No.55134447

>>55133738
What did he mean by this?

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>>55133738
>>55133543

>> No.55134481

>>55134448
hey wait a second

>sergey reaches to push the button with his left hand
>hand pushing 7 is a right hand
SLOPPY JOB LOOKS LIKE ADELYN HAS GRADUATED FROM SPELLING MISTAKES HOLY SHIT JUST SOLD 100K

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>>55134481
That was Serg's penis. Slurrped your 100k sell

>> No.55134546 [DELETED] 

>>55134448
Seven is "that which brings completion".

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>>55134481
NOTHING CAN GET PAST US

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>> No.55134586

>>55134000
This is something i could show to my mom.

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>>55134571
based

>> No.55134605

the catalyst for the singularity will be eric schmidt episode, won't it?

>> No.55134628

>6:26 we've powered seven trillion in transactions

>> No.55134690

>>55133194
God he is handsome

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imagine circle jerking to this
>WAOW is that a soulless corporate PR video?! By based sergey?!
Heres another epic video for you mouthbreathers to enjoy
https://youtu.be/zf4-7DnV40k

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>>55134589

>> No.55134870

fuck fuck fuck fuck i dont have enough.

>> No.55134981
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>>55134870

>> No.55135055
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55135055

Sitting on a 30k+ stack, tempted to move BTC/ETH holdings into Link for another 2 make-it stacks. Can someone convince me this is a bad idea?

>> No.55135087

>>55135055
Why not, balls to the walls. The only way Chainlink can fail is if they fuck up badly when it comes to reliability. And they spend literally months and millions to be reliable.

Years ahead of competition.

>> No.55135093

Does Scottsdale ever have sales on their rounds? The cowboy is nice but seems expensive when you can get maples or similar for cheaper. Kek coin is really nice too

>> No.55135096

>>55133023
Amazing video. Feels like preparation for what's coming.

>> No.55135118

>>55135055
>make-it stacks
Make it stack is 10k linkies correct?

>> No.55135149

>>55133234
well, he's not in the office. explains the development speed if you think bout it. eric gave that advice as well, but it got ignored by the fatso, obviously

>> No.55135186

>7 minute video
>Sirgay pressing 7 on the elevator
Feels good men. I wish Ari were part of the video.

>> No.55135346

Regardless of what’s happened, that was a nice video.

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>>55134981

WAGMI. Here take a rare link meme anons.

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>>55135118
10k stinkers, yeah. Don’t let anyone tell you different

>> No.55135628

>>55134571
>>55134580
>>55134810
book name?

>> No.55135670
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NO FUCKING WAY BROS. GO TO 42 SECONDS. BINARY. what does it say?
first line translates to: I
second line translates to: N
last line does not translate, but has 7 1's.

IN 7

>> No.55135692

>>55135628
https://archive.org/stream/iamblichus-theologyarithmetic/iamblichus-theologyarithmetic_djvu.txt

>> No.55135699

>>55135670
it's chain.link in binary you ding dong

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>>55134481
he strikes the same rib twice in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones

>> No.55135718

cuckold token
reddit thread

>> No.55135734
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>>55135705
omg this is LITERALLY me!!!!!

>> No.55135752

>>55134481
That's not his hand pushing the button either completely different arm hair color

>> No.55135794

>>55135055
Link is the most retardedly easy investment of the decade. I wouldn’t fuck around with BTC or ETH at all at this point until I’ve already made it and need to park some cash somewhere. And even then, I’d likely just stake it in Link

>> No.55135823

>>55135752
yeah I thought this as well but wasn't certain

interesting that they'd use (or even create) b-roll footage just for a 1 second easter egg of pressing button #7. really makes me think

>> No.55135851

>>55135670
>>55135699
01100011 01101000 01100001 01101001 01101110 00101110 01101100 01101001 01101110 01101011 is Chain.Link

but that's only 80 in length and the message is 88 in length. The final 00001010 is not included to write Chain.link
>>55135692
Thanks anon

>> No.55135861

kek'd at the thoughtful sergey poses @ 2:40

>> No.55135877

>>55135548
>0 results on the link drumming bucket pic
nice

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>>55135670
Blessed find

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how does this picture make you feel, anon?

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>>55136046
sexually uncertain

>> No.55136069

was a nicely made video
the 7 in the elevator
most interesting bit was at the end when you saw some of their internal stuff
had that cult vibe which is always what you want to see in an emerging tech company
also the borderline arrogance throughout was bullish

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>> No.55136152

>>55135823
Is it interesting? The chainlink marketing community has always tried to insert memes like this to create a "trust the plan 4D chess" feeling for holders. I like that the dev team doesn't really engage with it because it's dishonest marketing.

>> No.55136197

>>55136152
That angle already fell a part. didnt think they would try again. no one is going to believe their lies

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BROS. what is the significance of sergey typing the word 'world' in the clip at 2:38. why did they choose to include him typing that specific word?

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>Just the start
So what were they doing for 6 years? Maybe that is enough rest and its time to work starting year 7
>we were surrounded by people that were not delivering
yikes, yeah lets just blame everyone else instead of taking ownership since you are the head of the company
>approval of their peer, which I never valued very highly
explains why Sergey was squirming so much at his chat with Eric Schmidt at Smartcon

>> No.55136242

didnt watch, not buying

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>>55136069
they're the smartest people in the world, and they know they've already won.

>> No.55136253

>>55136209
>cringe marketing team member trying to show half interested holders all teh epic eastereggs they put in the video
every altcoin has abused and beat to death this concept in the last 2 years. Get an elon tweet or something if you want price action so you can fund development

>> No.55136266

It's true. All of it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KuGAUuoNFo

>> No.55136412

>>55136069
not necessarily what you want to see as a cult vibe

>t. former wework software engineer
>strongly resembled adam neumann internal speeches

>> No.55136436

>directed by Hideo Kojima

>> No.55136469

>>55136209
>notice these these cool crumbs we came up with schizo
could you nigger faggots get anymore obvious?

>> No.55136475

Where was Ari? I feel like he's distancing from Chainlink. I doubt he's lost faith in the project since it's more promising than ever but maybe he's simply gotten bored and is moving onto new things?

>> No.55136477

>>55133194
steve looks like a different person in every single photo

>> No.55136491

>>55136475
thats the best fud you can come up with? he obviously will have his own video. This was on the ORIGIN of chainlink. Ari was brought on after inception

>> No.55136511

>>55133023
>Video 7 minutes long
WAAGMI

>> No.55136522

>>55136266
checked. My favorite link video. Why is it unlisted?

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>>55136491
Nice try fuddie Ari was literally credited on the og whitepaper. https://research.chain.link›whitepaper-v1.pdf
LMAO these fuddies are so ESL they don't
know how to read. NOT sending their best today anons


>>55136475
He's busy with IC3 stuff you know shilling the latest mev bots with clockwork finance. 56 quadrillion extracted per month just on Uniswap alone. Eat your heart out PedoJared

>> No.55136546

>>55136475
ari is getting his own episode.

>> No.55136557

I have been buying 100 Links everyday during the last month. I can sustain 6 more months of this. When should I stop? Should I go all in if we break 20k sats? Or pull the trigger and go all in now? I'm new to crypto but I only like Link the rest is vaporware

>> No.55136561

>>55136546
>w-we d-didn't forget him
>h-h-he's getting his very own episode!
COPE

>> No.55136591

>>55136533
you didnt even watch the video then. Its clearly titled the ORIGIN. WHERE STEVE AND SERGEY HAD TACOS AND STAYED UP TILL 3AM AND THEN STEVE RODE HIS BIKE BACK THE NEXT DAY. you dont write the whitepaper on the first night when eating tacos dumby

>> No.55136607

>>55136475
Ari is right behind you

>> No.55136630

>>55136591
Did you watch the video? Dahlia and Kemal even got interviewed, and they came to the project way way later than Ari.

>> No.55136648

>>55136591
They did bro they are just that good. They showed up later on at Ari's drunk off tacos and high on truth and convinced Ari they needed to write down an awesome idea on taco bell napkins. These napkins became the basis for the Chainlink WP V1.0

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>incel delusion fantasy now embraced by the team

Massive cringe

>w w were just getting started
LOL. They took billions from you cucks and havent done anything

And finally:
>-0.3%

Chainlink, THE cuckolds of crypto

>> No.55136714

>>55136477
He is a synthetic, Sergey alters him a little every few months

>> No.55136756

Later on Sergey fundamentally destroyed Ari's toilet as Steve lazily nibbled on a leftover taco. Scattered on the floor were Taco Bell napkins with schizophrenic scribbles all over them. Ari shook his head as he surveyed the scene. Over the awful thunder coming from his bathroom he could be heard saying "what have I gotten myself involved in?"

>> No.55136846

100 posts before the cuck posters showed up, was a good thread

>> No.55136906

>>55136846
It was a shit thread. The sentiment is fake or nu fags. These cock suckers have been doing fuck all for six years and now they put out a vid about getting to work. Get real

>> No.55136920

>>55133738
>video 7 minutes long

>> No.55137034

Very bearish video. Sergey acknowledges he doesn't even know what he's eating, and he and Steve apparently aren't on speaking terms anymore. They must have gotten into a fight over the price crashing. Steve looked very angry.

>> No.55137083

>>55136557
I’m going for 20K. Just passed 17K. In the OG days 20K was the bare minimum stack to not get laughed at as a poorfag in the threads

>> No.55137156

>>55133023
We're still on for Chainlink: The Movie after we hit $1k

>> No.55137189

>>55136557
link is vaporware

>> No.55137198

>>55137083
thats not even true, fake old fag

>> No.55137429

>>55137156
No. The chainlink movie won't be out until link is well into 4 digits. Think about it,
>apple founded 1976
>first Steve Jobs movie 2015

By that stage, no one will believe anyone has a 10k link stack.

>> No.55137509

>>55133023
sergey is so awkward, even comes across in this highly edited video. love the guy though makes him more human

>> No.55137566

>>55137429
Pirates of silicon valley (1999)

plus the facebook movie came out less than a decade after it's start.

>> No.55137614

>>55136412
old thiel article
https://www.wired.com/2014/09/run-startup-like-cult-heres/

>> No.55137677

>>55137614
>paypal mafia
>mev mafia
interdasting

>> No.55137791

>>55137429
Well we're gonna make it together anon so whenever you're ready <3

>> No.55137947

>>55137791
Anon presents:
Put me in the screencap
Starring Michelle Obama as Sergey Navarov

>> No.55137955

>>55137566
I'll concede that point, but link isn't easy to understand and doesn't have a sexy Harvard backdrop

>> No.55138294

>>55137955
BS I can hear the voice-over for the trailer rn.

Low fast drone shot over San francisco
Voiceover "All the world's data....."
Hard cut to low shot tracking alongside Lambo tyre
"...All the world's computing power.."
Cut to interior taco restaurant, late at night. 2 guys who look like sergey and Steve face one another in a tight profile 2 shot
"..we can do it, Steve.. we only need to dream big"
Cut to party shot in nightclub, writhing bodies, strobing lights, pounding music. We trackball and low through the crowd, and rise fast funding Steve, sweating and dancing hard. We track straight in to his face as he roars over the pounding music
"YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!"
Cut to black and silence
"This Fall. The Chainlink Story Begins"
Bold text 'What Was That' in shining 3D silver with the blue hex underneath.

Easy.

>> No.55138306

>>55138294
Trackball= track in
Funding = finding

>> No.55138329

>>55136477
yeah.. looks like..

>> No.55138528

>>55138294
You're just proposing a remake of every other silicon valley biopic. It's gotta capture the schizo element more.

>> No.55138546

>>55138528
me on different IP... Yeh it was tongue in cheek. I started thinking about it and got a bit carried away lol it's corny af

>> No.55138870

>>55137198
It absolutely was. I was in the threads motherfucker. getting 20K was like bare minimum and expected, 50K was solid, 100K was good. Several anons had 300K stacks. You don’t think guys who made $500K in 2017 from ETH could afford to buy 100K LINK for $30K? You clearly weren’t there

>> No.55138975

>>55138870
yep this is true
at 20k you were accepted
many were 50k+
not all made it that far though, many got greedy or were distracted by shiny objects

>> No.55138989

bros bros topfuckingkek
https://twitter.com/birdypilled/status/1663562767302029316

>> No.55139108

Based video. A lot of crumbs and it was even 7 minutes long.

Kek fuddies

>> No.55139142

>>55136046
looks very relaxed. almost as if they've secured something big and the wait is for the inevitable

>> No.55139222

>>55138975
I remember creating all these scenarios on my phone for different stacks because I was about to get a bunch of money from a settlement. The literal lowest calculation I made was for a 20K stack. I was planning on getting 100K when it was at 40 cents. The settlement got delayed FIVE FUCKING YEARS and I missed the boat.

>> No.55139242

>>55139222
Nice digits, though who is to say what you would have done with the stack? You might have put a lot of it into Bancor etc, and LPL, and lost much of it that way, or heaven forbid, swung at the wrong moment. Only you would know.

>> No.55139316

Just watched the video. Impressive, very nice.

>> No.55139339

>>55133023
Still waiting for the part where Sergey was shoving giant red dildos up our mancunts
Linktards never get tired of shitposting the board, fucking move on to other projects, research with tools like altcoinistdao and find bluechips.

>> No.55139357

Ok I just went through Ari's twitter and looks like he's still part of oracles and Chainlink. Good to know.

>> No.55139373

>>55139316
yeah whats paying cinematic videographers for 90 min, when you can string along and betray your community for 6years so you can siphon off $1,000,000,000

>> No.55139448

>>55138870
>>55138975
This
You guys were there. Hi frens
There was a general sense of panic to accumulate before summer 2018 and I’d say most were honest about their holdings due to the feeling of inadequacy. 30k seemed about the average before take-off. I got close to 50k with no job and an expensive weed habit just buying with my neetbux every month.

>> No.55139455

>>55133738
$7 EOY

>> No.55139466

Serious question
Should I buy chainlink?

>> No.55139498

>>55139373
Ya cool

>> No.55139559

everyone is just going to gloss over the fact that steve and sergey only meet once every 2 months, and they rarely get tacos anymore. sad

>> No.55139632

>>55139559
they are autists, more so sergey.
1:40 and 2 sentences into the video and conversation and he visibly dissociates away already

some one like that does not care/ is indifferent/ isn't able to maintain relationships

>> No.55139920

>>55134053
this guy gets it

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>>55134053
Fucking christ I only have 1k

>> No.55140338

>>55133543
>>55133738
Man I missed this shit.
Takes me back.

>> No.55140357

>>55133023
god damn it I saw it yesterday when I was stoned as shit and I thought I'm hallucinating things, but it's real
what the fuck this is cringe levels I didn't think were possible
damn they even pulled steve ellis from his cave to record him even though he's obviously under influence of some psychoactive substances

what
the
fuck

>> No.55140381

>>55140357
sorry fren, it sounds like you are projecting unfortunately. you are the one in the cave on psycoactive substances. cringe.

>> No.55140541

>>55140357
Have you been on the whacky baccy, friend? While you were picking flowers in neverland, folks back here on planet earth have been building and working. Pull your finger out, get a job and for God's sake change out of those hideous clothes.

>> No.55140572

>>55133023
I've denounced being a linktard and bought RAIL. wagmi

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>>55139632
Genuinely wonder if Sergey has ever had a relationship with a woman before. He seems way too spergy/intelligent for that.

>> No.55140971

>>55140792
He def fucked Adelyn

>> No.55141198

>>55134571
7 planets? What did they mean by this?

>> No.55141955

>>55140792
He's beyond pussy. Not the other way around.

>> No.55142397

>>55141955
Genuinely I admire his drive. Ever since I got blackpilled i have no drive for anything.

>> No.55142407

>>55140792
yes, i imagine he has sex, but not any serious relationship

>> No.55142425

>>55133023
>chainlink is trading at $6
fucking kek I come by every two weeks to check the price and it never leaves $6-8 hahahah

>> No.55142469

>>55138975
>at 20k you were accepted
by who? only a couple of retards had this arbitrary standard
10k has always been the make it stack

>> No.55142483

>>55142397
You dumb bitch. As if living in a van in a Walmart parking lot with two other girls would lead anywhere else? You can't even do one pull up. Stop eating avocado toast and Gipsy larping. Stop it!

>> No.55142692

>delivering what we had promised people is what seemed important
staking 1.0 when?

>> No.55142772

>>55142425
yeah but let's see who has the last laugh when it's $9 in 2024

>> No.55143516

>>55142692
The Krypton dude said yesterday that economics 2.0 and 'proof of stake' will launch in a few months.

>> No.55143615

>>55140792

He had a girl with him who I'd imagine was his assistant throughout the days of Smartcon. So I assume they're dating due to her being pretty.