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>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>>55129585

>> No.55131129

he did it for free

>> No.55131132

*i pat my big belly sensually and signals you to approach in the japanese fashion*
you wanna lick my belly button?

>> No.55131133

PLTR is the next wonder stock.

>> No.55131135
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I DID IT W WON IT ALL
captcha: OPKYS

>> No.55131138 [DELETED] 

Is KO going out of business?

>> No.55131139
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>there are people ITT who don't have infinite cash

>> No.55131142
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>up nearly 17k on my SOXL long
>sold calls hilariously far out of the money that expire in 38 days for a total of 772 dollars in premium
feeling very comfy right now

>> No.55131149
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My SOXL average is 30. should I just sell it all when I break even or what?

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>>55131138
Only boomers drink that garbage.
MNST Rises

>> No.55131157

A moment of thanks for whoever bought the IEP puts I sold last week at the bottom for a 10% premium.

>> No.55131162

>>55131149
>thinks soxl hit 30 this year
lol, lmao even

>> No.55131168
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WHEN THE FUCK DOES IT DUMP I WANT TO BUY IN

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So this is oil discount slurp week, correct?

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55131181

I just calculated that if I spent $250 on NVIDIA stock in 2010 instead of buying a GTX 460, it would be worth $36,000 today.

>> No.55131182

>>55131149
>sell when the rocket is about to launch after holding like a retard
idk, what do you think?
before AI narrative rocket, soxl was basically a swing together with soxs so you could ride both ways in crab central. now it’s ath eoy

>> No.55131197

>>55131181
GPUs are iphones for nerds.
Let that sink in.

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YOU PUSH IT

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>>55131149
Sell when you break even, and then put 10% every month into USD, (ProShares Ultra Semiconductors) which is an 2x leveraged semiconductor ETF. If you wanna play it safe that is.

>> No.55131206

>>55131181
>you could make $36k
>but no gaems for 13 years
no thanks

>> No.55131210
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PALL generational bottom

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>>55131168
WHEN THE FUCK DOES IT PUMP I WANT TO SELL OUT

>> No.55131215

AN NVIDIA SHORT FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

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I AM RIGHT ON THE FUCKING EDGE

>> No.55131223

>>55131203
shut up. 4chin algos see it and push it unironically

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YOU PUSH IT

>> No.55131240

juicy NVDA rug pull inc

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>>55131181
>still have AMD phenom 965 BE and radeon hd 6950 2gb
>not recycling and hoarding old shit in case of massive computer chip/oil supply crisis in 2030s

Anon dont sell. We will be holding computer chip gold when everything went to the cloud and FAGMAN are deploying their own spec ops teams to destroy each others data centers/steal hardware from each other.

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>>55131210
No.

>> No.55131274

imagine this retard buying NVDA at $419 and being a multi generational bagholder

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OUTTA MY WAY NVDA FUCKING SHITS

>> No.55131285

>>55131133
yep imagine having a year to accumulate below dpo price and these retards are just gonna fomo at 25+ again

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YOU RUG IT

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MMM is starting to get pretty cheap. i am bagholding at $102 unfortunately. gonna hold but my position is pretty big and i'm not gonna add at this level. just a stock i think should be on people's radar. it's not top of the heap but it's an above average company at below average price.

>> No.55131306

>>55131182
Yeah, I realized a bit of a profit on friday and I already feel like an idiot for doing so. I will only start selling more positions again when soxl hits $40, but a price target of $60 or more eoy isn't unrealistic either I think.

>> No.55131310

>>55131301
it will pump after this AI mania dogshit is over

>> No.55131311

So for cash do we just hold money market funds until the fed rates peak and then what, it'll quickly go back to 0% so do we move over into like BND?

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Felling very comfy averaged out at 8.77 on SOXL. Considering whether I should buy more to average up a bit before the moon mission. Convince me not to

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>debt ceiling deal is basically done
so how long until the next one? 12 months?

>> No.55131330

>>55131312
Depends on how quickly we reach the next ceiling. IIRC part of the deal was a pause on increasing most spending for the next two years (outside of military and maybe VA care). We'll still take on more debt, but in theory the rate of increase should be reduced for that period.

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>>55131181
i wish i invested more than the 6-7k i did in 2016. but ive mostly been a neet with no money to dca over time

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BA looking heavy.

Anyone know wtf happened to broadcom
AVGO

>> No.55131342

>>55131330
fugg, meant to respond to >>55131313

>> No.55131352

>>55131312
sir i knew as soon as we hit 6.18 that lord ganesha had blessed us with 136.74 price target SOXL in 2 weeks. please ignore yellen redeeming trillions in government bonds sir

>> No.55131368

hello and welcome to my post
just a little update to >>55110329
I hit -83.06%
see you tomorrow for my dying portfolio updates

>> No.55131382

how do i into desi women?
full disclosure: i do not currently hold CRBP

>> No.55131389

so now that zelenski has used the drones we gave him on moscow are we going to cut off his gibs?

>> No.55131394

>>55131181
Instead of selling the drugs, you consumed them yourself.

>> No.55131400

>>55131368
Did your entire portfolio consist only of Soxs and Nvidia shorts?

>> No.55131403

Daily reminder that we are in an (AI) bubble, even more disconnected from reality of the fundamentals of the economy both domestic and global, current and future, than at the peak of the bubble
>Daily reminder that AI will not save you from total consumer death
Daily reminder that we already have all time high record consumers living paycheck to paycheck; this is prior to student loan repayment resuming in August
>Daily reminder that the consumer cannot borrow more and have all tapped out their credit cards
Daily reminder that delinquency and default rates are rising sharply across all loans/credit
>Daily reminder that monetary policy lags by 12-18 months
Daily reminder that banks have completely collapsed in lending, both in the origination of loans, the tightening of lending standards, and the failure to roll previous loans
>Daily reminder that money supply growth has gone negative (due to this)
Daily reminder that we are seeing more bankruptcy filings by this time of year than anytime in the last 10 years
>Daily reminder that earnings and margins have been falling (sharply) across the board and that it is only ONE delusional CEO's guidance based entirely on nothing that has driven this entire market rally; a company that is now doing a share offering at the inflated share price as a result of this guidance
Daily reminder that not a single other semiconductor maker gave similar guidance - all gave the opposite
>Daily reminder that more banks will fail due to the yield curve remaining inverted longer than they anticipated and that the credit crisis is not over
Daily reminder that bank failures are not bullish
>Daily reminder that a Congressional deal will result in a government crowding out effect, as liquidity is drained for the issuance of T-Bills and bonds
Daily reminder that we are in full AI bubble mania, where there is totally irrational, buy everything mentality - the market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent [bears]

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Thursday was the final green day

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>>55131389
Hey baggot, do any degenerate gambling lately? I one another $400 on the slots last night. I'm not even in the markets at this point because I'm making more money gambling. Still waiting for the other shoe to drop, but it just doesn't happen.

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>REPUBLICAN REPRESENTATIVE NORMAN SAYS HE WILL VOTE AGAINST DEBT CEILING BILL IN COMMITTEE IF IT IS NOT AMENDED

>> No.55131441

>bobo ai cope is still this strong
holy fuck, soxl breaking ath by eoy
doomsayers can go back to their bunkers in the middle of the forest

>> No.55131447

>>55131423
>that episode again
syndicated politics was a mistake.

>> No.55131448

>>55131423
if you don't think part of the debt deal between biden and mccarthy wasn't that if the republicans vote against it that dems will cover the votes; you don't understand how Washington works.

>> No.55131462

>>55131419
I lost $50 on the IPL finals yesterday because they changed the rules halfway through so the team that scored less runs won. It was the most jewish thing I've ever seen.

>> No.55131471

>>55131441
who will pump SOXL? all semi shit had its +100% - +200% already from October lows and NVDA looks like its finally exhausted and going down. its the biggest holding in soxl

>> No.55131477

>>55131403
so what if it's a bubble? Just sell your long positions little by little every month or so and you'll have realized a chunky profit long before the bubble should pop. You do have SOXL / Nvidia / S M H or at the very least Nasdaq positions to sell, right? Don't tell me you were one of those geniuses who were still shorting tech after 2022.

>> No.55131479

>>55131448
no vote no deal simple as

>> No.55131505

>>55131448
You didn't pay attention this session. There can be no Session without a speaker. If any R is dissatisfied they can call for removal of the speaker and filibuster through the debt limit increase.

>> No.55131507

I might sell some AAPL to buy KO to sell covered calls. Thoughts?

>> No.55131516
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slurping this nvda dip

>> No.55131523

>>55131507
whats the Delta on the calls?

>> No.55131537

>>55131505
The democrats will just start voting for McCarthy because they see he's a cuck and on their side.

>> No.55131546

>>55131505
You didn’t pay attention to the press conference. They won’t vote to oust McCarthy until AFTER the deal goes through the House and the Senate

>but that’s retarded

Welcome to politics, they’re just posturing as usual

>> No.55131551

>>55131333
Can't decide whether to call you a genius or a retard for holding through 2 insane bubbles without selling.

>> No.55131552
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>>55131462
>gambling on cricket
Jesus Christ you're a degenerate and I love it. Pretty soon you'll be gambling on wnba prop bets. I'll share my secret gambling spot with you. I play bonanza on draftkings which is a slot machine. I've won thousands because of the fantastic multiplier bonus game it has. I highly recommend. At least over cricket ffs.

>> No.55131562

>>55131471
everyone. you are ranting like a doomsayer paranoid schizo at the invention of the plow thinking it will just randomly stop working in the next two weeks. it’s a civilization altering moment in history. nvidia will at least x3 from here in the following years

>> No.55131567

>>55131552
Why no update video? This is one of the greatest times in the market, and you have nothing to say? Your silence speaks volumes...

>> No.55131573

>>55131505
Neither party wants to be the party responsible for defaulting. It's handing free ammo to the other party for elections. This is a game of chicken not russian roulette.

>> No.55131579

Kold Kall Klan we just keep winning

>> No.55131585

>>55131567
Can't you fucking read? He's too busy making tons of money playing slot machines on his phone to waste time making a video for the thread.

>> No.55131586

>>55131567
A couple of reasons. Firstly I had 2 employees quit on me with no notice on Friday so I had to work all weekend and will likely have to work weekends until I leave in August. Secondly, I'm not here nearly as much as I used to be mainly because of my first point.

>> No.55131589

>>55131562
>Invention of the plow
>Dot Coms will 3x in the next few years
Come on, Anon.

>> No.55131591

>>55131585
He has a DUTY to perform for us though

>> No.55131594

>>55131562
look at the SOXL chart you dumb fuck its like a fucking rocket
you were lucky this AI dogshit came along. keep coping and bagholding retard.

>> No.55131603

>>55131552
>wnba prop bets
Actually, I was thinking of starting my own Tranny Basketball thing. It'll be like the Harlem Globetrotters but with Trannys.

>> No.55131604

>>55131573
debt to GDP is 120% any politician worth their salt could swing some "principled position" if they wanted to. the only thing keeping it afloat is fear of their lives and their families.

>> No.55131615

>>55131585
We're not donating money for him to waste it all on slots. lmao.

>> No.55131617

>>55131173
Idk anon. Lot of layoffs in oil and gas right now. Really weird to see oil over 70 and people dropping rigs as fast as they can.

>> No.55131625

>>55131603
We would try to keep ticket prices low at $20 a seat and fill the arenas. Probably still kill the WNBA in revenue and viewership.

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Buyers are getting more and more exhausted anon... this rally is struggling to move higher without then help of two or three overvalued mega caps. How much longer are you going to tempt fate?

>> No.55131638

Baggie likes to suck penus

>> No.55131640

>>55131603
>tranny basketball thing
Baggot thats called the WNBA
>>55131615
>donating
Umm sweaty nobody has donated a cent to me. The only person who has ever done anything for me is Ford anon who bought me my ring light, but he's moved on and is living a good life now.

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We are right at the high of august 2022 and it's struggling to break past resistance.

>> No.55131664

>>55131594
sorry, bro. I forgot we are retiring semiconductors by next week. retardo. if you don’t want in on the most important tool for every industry atm, that’s on you. buy soxs rn and be rich, soxl is actually going back to 6 usd by eoy, nobody needs those stupid semiconductors. fields like biotech with endless mindless busywork that takes hundreds of hours don’t want a tool that can speed that up x1000. people will keep manually counting tadpoles through a microscope

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Rember monday is the supposed Default day. When do you think Wallstreet is gonna put the heat on congress?

>> No.55131672

>>55131635
I've begun masturbating twice, sometimes three times a day in the past week or two. I think I'm feeling the exhaustion in the market subconsciously and my primal werewolf-like instincts led to this spike in libido. Oh no, I'm getting hard again. Buy puts.

>> No.55131676

BUD light puts finally starting to print

>> No.55131687

Damn oil took a big hit today

>> No.55131692
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>>55131664
>the most rate sensitive and cyclical sector keeps outperforming forever

>> No.55131700

>>55131635
>Three years to go from optimism to complacency
How long will it take to get to Denial?

>> No.55131703

>>55131333
Got I wish I was you. But seriously why the fuck didn't you sell yet?

>> No.55131715

>>55131687
Wheat too.

Basically every dollar is leaving every investment to pile into NVDA.

>> No.55131724

>>55131692
>muh end of the world the us is collapsing debt defaulting soon
buy ammo then. things getting any worse than rn is societal collapse. why are you in the stock market when your shorts will be worthless cus nigs killed you and burned down new york? you actually think billions will die and you will get rich beating on that
up only everything

>> No.55131725

>>55131703
Don't let your dreams be dreams. First step is to get a job. Baggot's company is hiring.

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what is with the dour mood here? IT'S A STOCK MARKET RALLY PEOPLE! people honestly talking about waging and sports betting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EcjWd-O4jI

>> No.55131743

>>55131640
>Baggot thats called the WNBA
No my idea was to have biological men wear wigs and dresses and then play exhibition games all over the country. With strong emphasis on DEI and BLM.

>> No.55131745

vix1d looks the same every start of the week it seems

>> No.55131752

>>55131724
it doesn't matter if muh semis are muh future. all semis are currently trading on moon prices while their earnings are dogshit compared to 2021

>> No.55131756

>>55131738
I'm in a shitty mood because I still have one employee on vacation and two quit on Friday and I have to go back to work today. It's going to be fucking awful.

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>>55131259
got any tickers which signal buy right now?

>> No.55131777

>>55131617
The demand isn't going down but production worldwide is going down, both with rigs shutting down in the US and voluntary production cuts in OPEC++ due to a geopolitical will to hurt the US with higher oil prices while they empty their SPR.

Funny things can happen in commodities, like a commodity taking off in price but production not increasing in response.

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>>55131635

>> No.55131809

>>55131757
Yes, I do.

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>> No.55131813

>>55131752
>muh fundamentals
thanks for the pertinent financial advice, didn’t know you solved investing. print with your shorts then, then post here again in 1 week with your new lambo

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I saw 3 tranny's this weekend at a downtown bar. none of them were drinking bud light. is it unironically over for BUD?

>> No.55131816

>>55131703
because its become one of those megacaps you never sell and just hold long forever like aapl or amzn with no thinking required. and soxl is too risky for my tastes

>> No.55131822

>>55131809
Gonna post them or just gonna act like colossal smug faggot?

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>>55131743
>No my idea was to have biological men wear wigs and dresses and then play exhibition games all over the country
Again you just described the WNBA. We're talking in circles here baggot. Now if you want to create a basketball league consisting of qt Thai ladyboys, hell I'll even be an investor. You just have to make me president of roster management.

>> No.55131839

>>55131813
do you even understand what a p/e of >200 means? price matters and it will matter again after (((people))) finally wake up from this AI dream

>> No.55131846

>>55131757
QSR is going short

>> No.55131847

>>55131815
Does BUD make components for AI supercomputers? No? Then it's going to 0.

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Who's ready for NDX to hit ATH?!

>> No.55131876

>>55131839
>ai dream
AI is actually the future and 2021 earnings for nvidia didn’t have AI priced in. go buy your silver thinking you will take (((them))) down, just 2 more weeks. you being a bitter bobo sounds like you lost money on stupid shit like metaverse. this is the new bull rn

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>it's not a bubble
This is far worse than tulips.

>> No.55131880

>Nvidia

Why is it still skyrocketing? Is it time to abandon? Or go all in?

>> No.55131890

>>55131822
go long on DUG

>> No.55131893

>>55131880
why is AMD pumping so hard? are they leaders in AI now too?

>> No.55131894

>>55131880
>still skyrocketing
Check again, it's aiming for $400 and below...

>> No.55131895
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WHAT IS HAPPGNING

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

I JUST WENT ALL IN, LONG ONT EDH WHAT TEUFSHFKEKAUK

>> No.55131897

>>55131876
AI is the future like in 1965
it's nothing new. it's just we have better hardware nowadays and what do we get? a fucking chatbot. lol, lmao

>> No.55131905

>c3.ai up +22%

>> No.55131911
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Seems human beans have finally figured out it was fake and gayi... Nigvidia inter $1trillion, shit & piss below 4200... Thanks for playing, no refunds.

>> No.55131912

>>55131893

AMD has taken quite a large share from Intel over the years. Also they're Nvidias only competition and with their amazingly inflated prices (that people still pay), there's high hopes in AMD's budget GPU alternatives.

>> No.55131915

>>55131816
I certainly hope you have started selling some right now and have some stop losses in place. But if you were going long from the beginning have you at least been adding to your position over the years?

>> No.55131926

>>55131897
Hey gramps, you weren't there when anons highjacked every frontend for GPT-3 and started having each one edit their web pages, and look up things and link'em. The chatbots we get now are specifically trained to do none of that.

>> No.55131938
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love how predictable the bobo's are the first red day after a gigantic rally.

>> No.55131940

C3 AI are you fucking kidding me

>> No.55131947

>>55131895
>going long right as we are hitting major resistance from the August 2022 high

lmao

>> No.55131949
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>OIL

>> No.55131957

>>55131940
short covering probably

>> No.55131961

>>55131926
>2019: chips for gaming
>2020: chips for crypto
>2021: chips for EVs
>2022: chips for metaverse
>2023: chips for AI
the leather chink is the best pump and dumper and you got baited into muh AI

>> No.55131965

just pulled out of $GME to buy $AI they beat all estimates last quarter it will pump 60% after earnings screencap this

>> No.55131967

No one else concerned about DXY month long rsteady rise?

>> No.55131968
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>>55131940
Smart money is clearing out of NVDA and compatriots like SMCI or VICR. Dumb money that heard AI shit nonstop over Memorial Day is piling into NVDA and AI.

>> No.55131979

>>55131965
why do you think the earnings will be good this time

>> No.55131981

>>55131961
Actually I got baited into shorting AI :)
Crabs and bears killed my already stank portfolio

>> No.55131990
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They're gonna pump once more b4 end of week it seems if Open Interest is any indication.

>> No.55132004
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THEY'RE SLURPING

>> No.55132006

Just got my NAK2 puts. Shit's going to drop like 50% tonight.

>> No.55132007

guys
don't quote me on this
but
I think we might be in a bubble

>> No.55132009
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Is there a way fo figure out my YTD returns not including money I deposited?
Haven't put anything in this year but I'm going to put in more later in the year. I'd like to know just to see how I'm doing.

>> No.55132010

>>55131847
I literally had to go to 3 different gas stations to get a non-tranny beer. Made me kek. BUD is so fucked.

>> No.55132013
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>>55131968
Did you know nigvidia showed how to integrate gayi into car’s infotainment? That alone was worth a 5% bump this morning

>> No.55132022

>>55131911
>Novidia $995B
OH NONONONO TRILLIONBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>> No.55132023

>>55132009
P/L ytd

>> No.55132024

>>55131979
Because earnings are really great for anything AI related duh why wouldn’t they be good?

>> No.55132025
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>>55132007
fak

>> No.55132026

>>55132013
>People actually believe this

>> No.55132029

>>55132013
wow.... this really gives me something to reflect on.. maybe we're wrong about the valuation? ok, i'm buying

>> No.55132032

hahhahahhahahhahha fuck you cocky ass bulls

>> No.55132034

>>55131552
>>55131419
>>55132006
at least you're not gambling on UONE ahead of earnings and Juneteenth...

>> No.55132035
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I have never owned SOXL and I am not buying SOXL even now

>> No.55132036

>>55132013
Yes, on-rails 40 cent Google searches will revolutionize the driving experience.

>> No.55132041

>>55131777
>Funny things can happen in commodities, like a commodity taking off in price but production not increasing in response.
Biggest way so many commodity traders get heemed. Not realizing this.

>> No.55132046
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>>55131967
I’m all cash so no

>> No.55132048

>>55132009
Fidelity has a "Performance" tab in the "hamburger menu" you can check it out if you have Fidelity

>> No.55132054
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>>55132013
>It's real
LET ME BREAK EVEN C'MON

>> No.55132063

C3 is up 45% in two days

>> No.55132069

>>55132023
>>55132048
Thanks bros

>> No.55132085

I'm sure everyone is familiar with the /smg/ character who makes money off of burping videos... I was wondering, how about doing that but with peeing and pooping? I like to pee and poop so I'm thinking, how about charging for people to tell me when, where and how to pee and poop?

How about this for a price list:
$2 base for peeing
$4 base for pooping
+$1 to do it in diapers
+$3 to go in pants unprotected or leaking
+$5 in bed

something to think about. I think a side business is a good thing to have nowadays

>> No.55132086

>>55131121
bobros... its out time now

>> No.55132102
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SOXS and SOXL are both green.

>> No.55132103
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>>55132086
Don’t forget the correct picture

>> No.55132107
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>>55131912
I'm still rocking a 5600 XT and it's running new shit just around 60 FPS on standard high settings. If you don't care about 8k or any of the ether ultra-meme configurations, it's a great brand.
>>55132046
Damn, the Cum Town curse is real.

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>>55132041
that reminds me that the Saudi energy minister basically warned oil Bobos they're about to get heemed

>> No.55132111

>>55132013
Thank you joe cramer you are my greatest ally

>> No.55132120
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>>55132035
There's people ITT who bought SOXL in Dec 2021

>> No.55132125

>>55132085
How much for a custom video of you peeing on your poop?

>> No.55132130

>>55132085
Do market research. Burpanon has only a couple competitors, so you'd need a hook for your more common offering - something unique.

You should also scope out competition for pricing and what gimmicks or services make the most popular ones the most popular ones.

Needless to say, you should long GRND and SIGA.

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The golden bear run is beginning bobros. Congrats to those that survived mumu's relentless gaslighting and delusional fantasies

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>>55132142

>> No.55132159

the funny thing is, even if this deal goes through and the Republicans come off as complete and utter cucks, it will basically force the US into a recession.

>> No.55132163

all bears are pussies that will sit on the sidelines forever

>> No.55132165
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>nasdaq pumping
>bitcoin crabbing
what do they mean by this

>> No.55132170
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>>55132085
It’s over

>> No.55132173
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>boil

>> No.55132174

is the VIX finally breaking out?

>> No.55132175
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>amazon's pe ratio is negative 454
what the fuck happened

>> No.55132190

>>55132175
Isn't a low P/E ratio good? A negative 454 is one of the lowest I've ever seen.

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>>55131635
Am I the only person that sees the spelling error for the past 7 years since this chart came out?

>> No.55132199

>>55132190
lol

>> No.55132200

>>55131138
>KO
They just cut welfare to give a few more billion to Ukraine. The serfs can't afford their liquid gold anymore.
>>55132175
Great book.

>> No.55132203

>>55132175
unprofitable dogshit i.e. negative earnings

>> No.55132204

>>55132175
did they issue a bond?

>> No.55132219
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>>55132142
>>55132155
Stay strong and stay frosty fellow bobros

>> No.55132228

>>55131961

>Metaverse

Their business model has already leaked and it's literally just taken straight out of a dystopian future novel. Meta will have bots that befriend you, learn your interest and get to know you personally just to casually deliver targeted ads in conversations tailored for you. Thank god I live in the EU where companies are legally obligated to tell you when you're talking to a bot.

>> No.55132237

>>55132197
You mean simplifyed?

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>vix up 4$
>soxs rising

>> No.55132255

Just sold 100% of my Nvidia shares at +100% profit. How's your day?

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>>55132173
THIS
for today
and i am holding some with no day trades left till next mon

>> No.55132261

>>55132200

what book?

>> No.55132265
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THEY'RE SLURPING

>> No.55132269

>>55132175
They spent a trillion dollars for Lord of the Rings with black elves and genderqueer orcs

>> No.55132270
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>>55132142
>>55132155
>>55132219
>>55132241

>> No.55132276
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>>55131812
Fixed it for you.
Currency collapse imminent.

>> No.55132291

>>55132109
Yeah they will cut again for sure. But im suprised the us keeps dropping rigs.

>> No.55132293

Now is the time to go into sqqq right?

>> No.55132295

Reminder that last time it took 2 months for NVDA to roll over

>> No.55132310

>>55132175
>make money on inflated EV stock value of RIVN
>lose money when it dumps back down
If you want a low P/E, the secret is to produce a large one time gain.

>> No.55132319
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lmao mumu
kek perhaps

>> No.55132320
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>>55132295
My puts expire Aug, I got time

>> No.55132327
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>>55132265
Yes I am. Give me literally ONE GOOD REASON for not slurping. We are on the cusp of revolutionizing this world. So, of course I am slurping. Bad profits and revenue? "Experts" will simply adjust down their expectations. Higher inflation? That just means we can extend the duration of this greedflation for longer, increasing our profits. Rate hikes? Literally nobody cares. Recession? Priced in last year. Heckin slurperino

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>>55132175
Also, credit card debt is higher than ever. People aren't able to spend money on shit anymore.
>>55132261

>> No.55132342

I grabbed those NAK2 puts right at the top. Can't wait for this dog shit company to do something retarded with their earnings call, like rebrand from an AI company to a blockchain company.

>> No.55132357

when you zoom out on the nasdaq this is just a reasonable and logical profit taking taking place is all

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remember to buy VT!

>> No.55132387

>>55132366
AI really spiced up the abstract merchant game

>> No.55132402

>>55132357
yes, profit taking until new lows

>> No.55132405

With how much SQQQ has gone down, is it a good long term stock?

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>>55132366
I'm short every single one of these companies

>> No.55132416

>>55131204
ooo semi conductor etf, sounds lucrative.

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>>55131133
>>55131285
PLTRchads we keep winning
>average price per share: $8.50
>portfolio diversity: 94.83%
Being a retard never felt so good

>> No.55132431
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C3.ai has earnings this week, btw :)

>> No.55132435
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>>55132241
>>55132405
well with NVDA mag dumping Press Releases since Memorial Day and the Debt Ceiling Deal vote about to complete overnight and AVGO earnings on thursday after a -11% move shooting star candle today.... you tell me?

>> No.55132444

>>55132330

thanks bobo <3

>> No.55132445
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>>55132410
>Short FAGMAN *and* Boomer stocks
Interesting angle, anon. I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

>> No.55132450

Weirdly strong pump

>> No.55132453

>>55132431
sold my last bit of AI at 28-29. Wish Huang had given me a tip off that he was gonna dump multiple NVDA PRs in memorial day or I'd kept some.

>> No.55132454
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>>55132431
>C3.ai
Crap earnings, crap revenue, crap everything but expectations are set even lower so it's gonna beat and soar (just like all NASDAQ stocks this year). Screencap this. Plus you know, it literally has AI in its name.

>> No.55132457
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55132457

I buy calls at the local top, I lose money
I buy puts at the local bottom, I lose more money
What the fuck is up with these kike motherfuckers, not my fault I made a few grand off nvda calls last week
Let me make moreeeee
Or does it all depend on whatever decision the senate bitch committee makes at 3? This is bullshit, might as well treat fomc and senate shit as if it were another earnings call

>> No.55132458

SKYT, whatever happened there.

>> No.55132464

>>55132125
Assuming it's in a controlled environment such as toilet or bathtub or a pad on the floor and there's no major cleanup involved that would be base pee + base poop, maybe +$1 for the combo, $7?

>>55132130
Any idea where to start looking? I keep track of a few pee and poo aficionados but I'm not aware of any similar business since I don't care to look at other people peeing or pooping.

>> No.55132472
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>>55132319
Nice day

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ARKK is green today. even more than BAKA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4

>> No.55132479

>>55132458
The poor man's SOXL but, alas, missing the AI hype.

>> No.55132485

>>55132454
yeah, but it had a prerelease of guidance a couple of weeks ago and that kicked off the rally ahead of NVDA's ER. That's why I sold as it was getting towards 30. Sell the news will be too much of a force unless it does a giga raise like NVDA did.

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>>55132366
Here's one that isn't AI for a change

>> No.55132507
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>>55132457
mermaid is gonna flop as well as elements
hows disneys stock doing?

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>>55132165
>nasdaq pumping

>> No.55132527

>>55132514
beating the DOW and S&P

>> No.55132533

>>55132165
>>55132514
Bitcoin already move 4% over the weekend. See bitcoin miner stocks RIOT/BTBT

>> No.55132534

>>55132477
God, Cathie, what a dumb bitch.

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>>55132197
Don't worry about typos, they're inescapable

>> No.55132550

>SPY crabbing it's 420.69 support level

>> No.55132551

>>55132534
Cathie sold PLTR at the lows while I was buying. Now I'm just selling into her exit liquidity as she's buying it all back kekekeke

>> No.55132558
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Looking at stock market news after the long weekend and the first article is this.
https://investorplace.com/2023/05/3-stocks-to-sell/
Are they actually gonna do it again, bros?

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>>55132477
oops it says "BAKA" i meant BAKA.

>> No.55132565

>>55132454
Look at the price of options, they're fucking laughably expensive.

>> No.55132574

soxlsisters we are soooooooooo back

>> No.55132578

>>55132561
lmao hello nu friend are you referring to a semiconductor ETF?

>> No.55132584

>>55132558
>short selling ban
Totally not a sign of weakness

>> No.55132595

>>55132550
>>55132527

XLY, XLK up
XLE, XLB, XLV down
the rest of the SPDR sectors is mostly flat

>> No.55132609

>https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1663238551406772245
zestyzestimators how do we deal with this???

>> No.55132623

>>55132609
Is your screen cap machine out of order?

>> No.55132625

>>55132507
they're down today and are slowly approaching their 2020 low point

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>>55132170
>>55132170
It's actually literally unequivocally ireecovably over in 2-3 days and none of you even see it coming. It's like the biggest event of the year, and absolutely no media outlet has been talking about it until yesterday, and they're only doing it because of some dumb Putin shit, while they still aren't telling you why it's potentially the most important few days of the decade.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/s-africa-grants-brics-meeting-immunity-after-putin-invite/ar-AA1bRV5w
Don't come to the DXY on Thursday. It's been speculate for months that this is when Xi will announce the alt- global reserve BRICS currency.

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55132649

Good afternoon, fellow traders, how has the market been today?

>> No.55132652

>>55132565
Already made a k on options today. Might dump pre earnings but I wanna ride the giga pump on Thursday. Idk what to do.

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>>55132649

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>>55132649

>> No.55132688
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>>55132479
soxl is the poor man's soxl

>> No.55132701

>>55132085
>+$5 in bed
I don't think such pricing would be very economically sustainable.

>> No.55132712

Holy hell, look at AVGO computer.

>> No.55132722
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>>55132649
Fucking Immaculate, I bought 15k worth of NVDA at 45 dollars a pop a couple of years ago. Going to treat my Fiance to dinner tonight at Le Bernardin in the city.

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>>55132626
>>55132626
lul the Continent that is entirely reliant on the US scraps, is hosting 5 countries who's collective GDPs don't equal the US output when adjusted in real terms is going to somehow replace the Hegemon and end Breton woods?

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>>55132722
>Not Dorsia
Just for that, I'd call it off if I were her.

>> No.55132742
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>>55131121
WHY I CAN'T WIN A SINGLE FUCKING TRADE, WHY IS FUCKING SPX PUMPING!!!!!????

>> No.55132750

>>55132742
>>55132742
everyone switched from calls to puts

>> No.55132752
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I want to kill the crab

>> No.55132753

>>55132688
Because buying SOXL makes you poor?

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>> No.55132771
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>>55132752
I warned you against Your greed Bobo
Why don't you hedge your shorts with puts?

>> No.55132779

sell in may and become gay

>> No.55132781

those V shape recoveries from nasdack are just fucking stupid. retrace 100 pts within a few minutes this shit index is never closing red

>> No.55132782

>>55132742
long NVDA right now it's pretty cheap

>> No.55132819

>>55132779
once this debt ceiling shit passes the market is going to crash because it will guarantee we enter a recession through GSA spending cuts.

>> No.55132830

Stop pumping and go back down

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I made the wrong picks.

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apparent Winner
Yellen and the Gang

>> No.55132851

do you anons even use technicals or do you just screech at the chart? retraced around VWAP for the last 30m. idk why everyone is saying its pumping. watch for the reversal to the lows in the last hour of trading.

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>>55132838
What is his FUCKING PROBLEM?

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>>55132838
>jew jewing for jewdeal
Unsurprising

>> No.55132878

>>55132819
School loan payments restarting in and of its self will kick off a recession. One of the biggest consumer groups loosing 200-700$ a month in spending power

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Freedom Caucus says bill a shit
Vacation a possibility.

>> No.55132880

Does /biz/ think we're heading into a bull market yet or that the crash they've been ostensibly trying to manufacture will realize?

>> No.55132886

ded thread
ded market
ded country

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>>55132851
>do you anons even use technicals or do you just screech at the chart?
Neither I just buy SPXL and get excited for next buy into SPXL.

>> No.55132894

>>55132872
He never got to tittyfuck his sister, please understand.

>> No.55132895

let's go INTC, break $30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo1VInw-SKc

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I dont care if the market outlook is the worst its been in 7 years, if everyone is bearish - THE MARKETS WILL PUMP

>> No.55132903

>>55132880
If they motion to vacate, the gloves come off. Wallstreet will give the congress a spanking. If they can take the spanking, you're gonna see some shit.

>> No.55132914

>>55132900
>everyone is bearish
yeah thats why we pumping for 6 months retard
inb4 hurr durr short covering all the way up to ath

>> No.55132931

>>55132880
I think we get a nice run through the end of summer then it all goes to hell when student loan payments resume (October) so they can blame it on something.

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>>55132887
sorry anon.

>> No.55132958

>>55132931
the earnings season "say 200 times AI" bullshit is over, at least the important ones. now we remember debt ceiling, FOMC, rates, economic data, inflation again. don't need any more catalyst for a selloff

>> No.55132972

>>55132872
Holy milk

>> No.55132975

>>55132931
>when student loan payments resume (October)
They resume at the start of August if this debt ceiling deal passes. SCOTUS will force them to resume at the end of August if it does not.

>> No.55132978

>>55132975
doesnt it force back payments for covid?

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THEY'RE SLURPING

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>>55132872

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WHY ARE MY GOLD STOCKS falling when gold is hugely UP? Tis not fair

>> No.55132994

>>55132978
No, that would be completely insane. The idea does, however, have traction among the Marjorie Taylor Greene wingbat types.

>> No.55133009

>>55132992
Gold miners are also silver miners. Tell Silver to stop being a faggot.

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>NVDA high $419.38
who's the anon in here who bought the multi-generational top? don't hide

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>>55132975
>listening to SCOTUS

>> No.55133029

>>55132879
The house freedom caucus better invoke the cuck clause if McCarthy tries to get them to pass this smelly piece of legislation. It's a shit bill and they should be able to amend it.

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>> No.55133031

>>55133015
I'd say we've got one more out-of-nowhere bull heeming. 425 or 430 as the top.

>>55133019
In this case yes. Especially because doing so gives them campaign fodder for next year to impeach some of the justices and/or pack the court.

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Wish I knew when to sell my soxl, I got used to the rule of thumb to buy at 45 and sell at 55 or 60 so I don't really know when I should get off this ship to be safe. At least my average is low enough i'm not too worried about a pullback

>> No.55133062

>>55133015
I sold three months of wages worth of NVDA back in February for a measly 25% gain. I can't sleep at night knowing I sold too early.

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>Even if you bought the absolute TOP in 2021, you have still made nice gains on NVIDIA
You cannot lose with semis. Fugg everything else, just buy semis

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>>55133030
>L-liquidity
>B-breadth
>*ACK*

>> No.55133070

C3AI bros ww@

>> No.55133075

nvda's chart looks retarded today

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>>55133062
I bought at $120 and sold at $200

>> No.55133089

Next: www.reddit.com/r/stocks

>> No.55133096

>>55133070
i got putz. they don't even have a fucking chat bot ffs

>> No.55133099

>>55133083
Painful. How do you cope?

>> No.55133116

The house cuckhold connoisseur caucus is expected to vote in favor of the funding bill. Tells you everything you need to know about this one.

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How are shorts not piling in on this shit

>> No.55133131

>>55133099
made profit, don't need to cope. the next bubble will come with different stocks. I just didn't believe that AI will get its own bubble so I just missed out

>> No.55133133

>>55132943
Today's buy is up 0.79% so I'm good.

>> No.55133156

>>55133125
just buy. up 100% in a month and don't even have a product. will 1000% if they do something.

>> No.55133159

>>55133125
they are and they're getting raped

>> No.55133188

>>55133184
>>55133184
>>55133184

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Baking...

>> No.55133205

>>55131403
>Daily reminder that more banks will fail due to the yield curve remaining inverted longer than they anticipated and that the credit crisis is not over
What do I buy puts on in order to profit from this?