/smg/ literally over tomorrow edition

[Anonymous No.55126626]

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous:
>>>55122043

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1xrNaTO1bI

[Anonymous No.55126644]

This a bear market

[Anonymous No.55126653]

>>55126644
Not quite yet but it will be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1xqSZy9_4I

[Anonymous No.55126655]

>>55126626
I can't believe you made THIS GUY the OP pic

[Anonymous No.55126665]

>>55126655
That's my favorite guy tho. Also why is /smg/ so dead tonight? Everyone drunk from the day off?

[Anonymous No.55126678]

Bullbros, this is a new paradigm. Stocks have entered into a permanently high plateau: the business cycle has been defeated. Now that the market will never go down again, how will bobo cope?

[Anonymous No.55126679]

>>55126665
I definitely empathize with that guy, but we're in a bull market. It will never be literally over tomorrow ever again

[Anonymous No.55126685]

>>55126556
So, back to crabbing in the 2020/2021 era range of 30-40?

>>55126629
I feel like that's a bit high but I would take it

[Anonymous No.55126690]

>futures

[Anonymous No.55126697]

YOU PUSH IT

[Anonymous No.55126706]

Last chance to load up on cheap wheat.

[Anonymous No.55126716]

>>55126706
Any ETFs you would suggest?

[Anonymous No.55126726]

You bought calls right anon?

[Anonymous No.55126763]

>>55126716
El Nino's approaching, you can figure it out from there.

[Anonymous No.55126769]

>>55126678
not so fast. the debt ceil bill has not passed yet. and even if it does... the underlying structural weaknesses that resulted in the need for mass money printing followed by rape hikes have not subsided....

[Anonymous No.55126773]

>>55126769
yeah but
>soft landing
already confirmed

[Anonymous No.55126774]

>>55126665
>Also why is /smg/ so dead tonight? Everyone drunk from the day off?
Day off for federal employees. ;^)

[Anonymous No.55126801]

>>55126774
I figured they were already outsourced to chatbots

[Anonymous No.55126812]

>>55126773
>the crisis in the {$CURRENT_MARKET_CLUSTERFUCK} is contained
don't forget the bank runs got pushed out of the news cycle by debt ceiling news..

[Anonymous No.55126814]

>>55126801
They still need a stunning and brave mexican woman to do the prompting.

[Anonymous No.55126830]

>>55126812
w-wait a minute
I put the "{}" in the wrong place vs the "$"
damn it has been too long since I used bash on a regular basis
they dont make em like they used to..

[Anonymous No.55126832]

>mfw a smgger thought the US would default near me

[Anonymous No.55126840]

>futures

[Anonymous No.55126841]

>>55126832
just so we're clear
we haven't not defaulted yet
a technical default is still possible..

[Scops N Sheeeeiiitttt !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55126844]

>>55126830
I was about to ask wtf language uses string interpolation like that
>bash
I think python and javascript also do something similar.
java has some string.format method that does interpolation, but it’s way less standard than just concatenating the strings

[Anonymous No.55126853]

>>55126840
uh

[Anonymous No.55126856]

CHILDREN OF THE NIGHT
STEP INTO THE LIGHT
FOLLOW ME
COME COME FROM OUT THE SHADOWS INTO THE LIGHT

https://youtu.be/bIgGPa6a0zk

[Anonymous No.55126861]

>>55126840
What's the medical term for this "condition"?

[Scops N Sheeeeiiitttt !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55126863]

>>55126840
>futures

[Anonymous No.55126864]

>>55126856

[Scops N Sheeeeiiitttt !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55126872]

>>55126861
a VERY prolapsed colon.
or, for less clinical layman’s terms,
an “inside-out butthole” or profound “pink sock”

[Anonymous No.55126877]

>>55126872
I made 7k last week thanks to NVDA.

I'm gonna match that this week.

Suck it bobo.

[Anonymous No.55126878]

>>55126856
I read "Derb" and immediately thought of Kai Tracid's "Sensation - Black edition" set from 2003 which I downloaded...
...back in 2003.

Iirc he played the Derb remix of his song "Trance & Acid", that's where I know the name from.
However I first heard my nowadays favorite hard trance trash anthem in that set. (Global Cee - Burning (Karan & Cold remix))

[Anonymous No.55126890]

>>55126844
bash sucks as a programming language but it's good for gluing together Linux terminal commands. if you are doing string processing Python is a better way to do it. I mean I guess you could also write perl scripts or something if you know regex but nobody will be able to read your code.

[Anonymous No.55126892]

>>55126863
would

[Anonymous No.55126894]

>>55126863
>>55126892
Yeah I'd be fine with that future
Some day when I make it I'll be confident enough to talk to desi girls

[Anonymous No.55126895]

I hope everyone invested in the AAAA safe haven called nvda equity.

[Anonymous No.55126901]

time traveler anons, what is the "debt limit crisis" going to sound like in 5 years?

[Anonymous No.55126905]

>>55126863
too flat

[Anonymous No.55126906]

>>55126877
got to know when to hold em, and when to fold em

[Anonymous No.55126907]

>>55126895
safe until apple/intel/amd announce their ai chips for half the price in like a year tops

[Anonymous No.55126909]

>>55126878
>Global Cee - Burning (Karan & Cold remix)
Pretty good
I didn't start listening to trance until like 2005, so I missed all of the old classic stuff

[Anonymous No.55126911]

>>55126901
same as 2011 but with different names and numbers

[Anonymous No.55126912]

how fucked are my $28 TQQQ CC's

[Anonymous No.55126914]

>>55126840
delete this shit

[Anonymous No.55126916]

>>55126901
There will not be a debt in the future, because the country will no longer exist...

[Anonymous No.55126919]

>futures

[Anonymous No.55126930]

>>55126906
Not the same play anon. But I'm bullish on more options for other companies. I think we have a green week approaching.

[Anonymous No.55126932]

>>55126894
Thier faces have a structure very similar to whites, but thier skin is brown. This is a surprisingly pleasant combination. I wish a non fat women of any race would talk to me.

[Anonymous No.55126933]

>>55126877
>Narrator: mumu's 7k gain was gone as quick as he made it

[Anonymous No.55126944]

>>55126932
they must be from the caucasus region

[Anonymous No.55126954]

i wonder if there are still bayhorse silver baggies in here

[Anonymous No.55126955]

what the fuck did I miss why is everyone freaking out

[Anonymous No.55126975]

>>55126955
Anon, the better question is why aren't you freaking out? Do you not know?

[Anonymous No.55126979]

>>55126679
We're in a bull market, but the monkey paw is that the USD will increasingly become pure shit with the predictable debt ceiling deal.

I wanna see new NDX highs and Weimar level hyperinflation of commodities. Let's fucking go

[Anonymous No.55126983]

>>55126979
I want to get into bond considering I hold none but the future looks like nothing but inflation raping the dollar

[Anonymous No.55127010]

>>5512698
>>55126979
And the boomers are gonna rug everything as they march into retirement these upcoming 5 years, with zero industrial capacity for any young people to hold up their ridiculous pensions. One final "fuck you" money printing burst on their way out is par for the course

[Anonymous No.55127024]

>>55126626
Nah tomorrow and this week in general should be fine. We’ll see what the damage is Monday when Yellen will be able to flood the market with treasuries to start building up cash again. Until Congress and Biden actually pass the new budget/debt ceiling increase, Yellen can’t do shit

[Anonymous No.55127025]

>>55126626
>SOXLChads we pumpan
>SOXLChads we pumpan
You will have no pumpan until you worship the lord Jesus Christ in Jesus name
Jerome Powell's name
Un2il the End of Time
>2pac
Real

[Anonymous No.55127032]

>>55126933
kek, maybe

I like options on c3 this week, and I went fairly heavy on AMZN 30DTEs on Thursday. Pulled out 4.5k of my gains so I'm ahead no matter what.

[Anonymous No.55127035]

>>55126890
>nobody will be able to read your code
had a guy in my team "i write it as a one liner in perl" he refuse to not use perl. nobody in the team know perl. got fired. we rewrite everything in python when he left

[Anonymous No.55127036]

>>55127025
Seven years later, and I still don't understand what is going on in this webm

[Anonymous No.55127049]

>>55127036
Theyre doing the zoomer lick lips fuckboy impression

[Anonymous No.55127053]

>>55127035
I'm black and even I recognize that black women are annoying. Holy fuck.

I mean I've met some elite ones in college, but it seems that in the media they're either ghetto/ratchet and deformed, or this nu-age whiny on social media, spearheading all this hate on our race

>tl;dr chick in pic is a fatass

[Anonymous No.55127060]

>>55126769
meh they will just do what their mega rich jewish donors tell them to do and pass some bullshit pork barrels because the system is rigged.

>>55126863
ngl those are some nice muffintop bellies there

[Anonymous No.55127062]

>>55127036
I just discovered it two weeks ago.
>two weeks
I'm sorry you struggled with it this long. But even if you struggle now, you probably will un2il the end Of Time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MOoI4x7nX8

[Anonymous No.55127073]

>>55127049
>zoomer lick lips fuckboy impression
I have no idea what that means

[Anonymous No.55127083]

>>55127024
>Monday

[Anonymous No.55127090]

>>55126626
>dreaming up concessions to feminists
>but watching 2Pac videos instead
Hm
>remembering my calls and options
>remembering my studiousness in the stock market
Hm
>Twunday Morning

[Anonymous No.55127098]

>>55127010
In my opinion, the globe’s elderly population are hardly an united front, the debt ceiling news is shaping up to be a massive knock out punch by the baby boomers remaining in the work force against the ones that took a social security check the second they possibly could. Until every 68 year old returns to the work force, get ready for more pain.

[Anonymous No.55127111]

>>55127098
theres a big problem we are seeing start with the UK with bonds

basically the global bond market people buy into had an average duration of a little less than 10 years. that means that all the people retiring have a huge dependence on the last decade of federal interest rates. Aka fucking 0.25%

cheap debt was amazing for the economy, if you ignore inflation raping us, but it made the bond market insanely fucking vunerable if rates ever rose

[Anonymous No.55127141]

>>55127073
You have autism, but don't worry, you're in good company here.

[Anonymous No.55127161]

>>55127141
I think I'm just too old. I'm almost as old as KO boomer

[Durgesh, The Certified !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55127173]

I’m thinking about piercing my nipples in order to intimidate my coworkers with my sexuality

[Anonymous No.55127194]

>futures

I got heemed fuck

https://youtu.be/UtGL5yKdSCk

[Anonymous No.55127196]

>>55127173
I'm thinking of injecting high dose tren to intimidate everyone everywhere

[Anonymous No.55127198]

What do I buy to sell in the future for a profit?!!?

[National SOXLolicst No.55127225]

>>55127024
>treasuries become stable so banks become stable so banks can issue more margin loans to pump SOXL
based

[Durgesh, The Certified !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55127241]

>>55126863
Well, now I feel vindicated in having a weird attraction to poojeet women, although it revolves entirely around rape fantasies.
+1 on wherever the fuck I had seen someone say poo women are the most disrespectful on earth; lines up 100% with my experience.

[Anonymous No.55127247]

>Elon Musk apologizes for Tesla’s quirky auto wipers
>“Sorry, this is one of the last neural nets to be updated to surround video (from single camera, single frame),” Musk wrote.
Yet people pay thousands to trust their lives to Tesla "full self driving" software. Darwin laughing spreads his wings.

[Durgesh, The Certified !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55127249]

>>55126877
>Suck it bobo
>me
>bobo
nigger

[Durgesh, The Certified !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55127268]

>>55126890
>bash sucks as a programming language but it's good for gluing together Linux terminal commands
yeah, I guess.
python is a decent glue code language too, but more for bigger glue messes

>you are doing string processing Python is a better way to do it
not sure why that would be, other than you’d want to switch over to a real language when the glue code becomes sufficiently large
there’s also awk and grep for regex in bash

>I guess you could also write perl scripts or something if you know regex but nobody will be able to read your code
ooooohhh, yes, that used to be a very popular glue language as well.

>>55127035
>had a guy in my team "i write it as a one liner in perl" he refuse to not use perl. nobody in the team know perl.
so there’s actually A LOT of perl at amazon lying around because it was a really big language back in the 90s
>got fired
Good.
perl is basically supposed to be dead. you shouldn’t be spreading that shit anymore.
I heard there’s this new raku incarnation of it that might be half-decent, but you shouldn’t be forcing that shit on people in a corporate environment.

[Durgesh, The Certified !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55127274]

>FUTURES

[Anonymous No.55127279]

>>55126955
No idea I think I'm the only gold bag holder here getting sodomized I don't know why the others are screaming though.

[Anonymous No.55127337]

>>55127024
Nah treasury is already issueing bonds as soon as its reasonably believed a bill will pass. Once the house votes it shes gonna start dumping

[Anonymous No.55127366]

just deposited a fat wad of cash for the quarter. wot are we buying? how high are we pumping tech and SOX

[Anonymous No.55127387]

>>55127366
Two words for you my dude; lean hogs

[Anonymous No.55127391]

>>55127279
I learned my lesson with gold and silver last year. Never again. Here is an anime slut to cheer you up.

[Anonymous No.55127399]

Moscow getting attacked right now, gold will catch a bid as Kiev gets Dresden’d

[Anonymous No.55127403]

>commodities dumping
>yields uninverting

[Anonymous No.55127433]

Insiders selling NVDA, now's everyone's chance to man up and pick up what the Smart Money™ is putting down

[Anonymous No.55127445]

Should I buy GME guys
Earnings today

[Anonymous No.55127452]

>>55127445
if you really want to buy, stack limit orders between current price and 22.90

[Anonymous No.55127464]

>>55127403
only 10y-3m is uninverting, 10-2 dove deeper to pre-SVB levels starting last thursday

[Anonymous No.55127479]

>>55127464
Soon.

[Anonymous No.55127487]

>UK store goods record the highest level since the inception of the index (2005)
>ECB is confident we have entered the final stages of hiking
>UK is happy with how they have handled the inflation
>Swedish crown is a piss currency that keeps fueling the inflationary problems
>Germany's, France's, Sweden's and so on industrial data is significantly below the 50 point, indicating contraction of economic activity
>Service sector and consequently service inflation only keeps increasing and is also the most sticky
Yeah boys, we europoors are doin REAL GOOD. Luckily, greedflation is good for stocks and most businesses so we'll keep going up... but it has to be hell for the lower classes now

[Durgesh, The Certified !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55127489]

>FUTURES

[Anonymous No.55127491]

>>55127387
wouldnt you want your hogs fat instead of lean though?

[Anonymous No.55127498]

>>55127487
>hell for lower classes
And that's a good thing
haha

[Durgesh, The Certified !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55127536]

>FUTURES
https://youtu.be/jwQiA67Rb9k

[Anonymous No.55127577]

>>55127498
Which is why the greedflation will continue at least all through summer. I might see things getting dicey after but not right now. Everyone is too high on the expansion of the service sector + AI + NVIDIA + bull run + ECB and other banks not doing their job --> the bull run will continue. Hopefully the market dumps a bit as the US gets its credit rating slashed so I can buy more

[Anonymous No.55127582]

what the fuck are futures doing?

[Anonymous No.55127588]

Wake up. You were sleeping. Debt ceiling? What are you taking about?
Put on this radiation suit.

[Anonymous No.55127596]

>>55127433
>a board member with a 25 year time horizon sold, it's over
the dude sold 2% of his position to buy a yacht who cares

[Anonymous No.55127618]

God damn it, I got covid again exactly one year later to the day.

[Anonymous No.55127625]

>>55127582
being based

[Anonymous No.55127669]

in the very short term, i predict a fall for futures

[Anonymous No.55127718]

>>55126901
Access to the vision screen of the future if currently blocked due to some temporal interference. I cannot see it clearly. Most likely due to an event of global nuclear war. If the United States, China and Russia go to war, the resulting blasts would create a burst of Tachyons. Particles which travel backwards through what you perceive as time; therefore obscuring my vision of the present and future.

[Anonymous No.55127731]

liquidity drain when
I have some bags that need pumping

[Anonymous No.55127734]

Ameribros, what has become of the debt ceiling? Are citizens asphyxiating on the sidewalk because their food stamps are getting cut off, or did the repubs cave?

[Anonymous No.55127744]

pumping

[Anonymous No.55127756]

>>55127734
leadership caved and now hardline members in safe districts are making a scene and mugging for the cameras but the bill will pass, maybe with some extra pork thrown in for those members.

[Anonymous No.55127760]

>>55127744
and dumping

[Anonymous No.55127770]

>>55127433
so he sold 2.4% of his stack. sell reddit sell etc

[Durgesh, The Certified !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55127781]

>>55127588
Dank. Based. Underrated and deserves more (You)s.
Keep up the great work, anon

[Anonymous No.55127785]

>>55127718
now try without the lil box on yo head its blocking out all the moon beams

[Anonymous No.55127826]

>>55127785
That is but one of many forms which my people take. Now I reveal to you my true form, one that all of those who share my likeness possess. You're impotence will bot be tolerated

[Anonymous No.55127827]

>>55127588

[Anonymous No.55127831]

now we pump

[Anonymous No.55127842]

>>55127826
very well then i too must reveal myself.
>lead farmer
>and demon hunter
>pedo slayer
>and foreskin saver

[Durgesh, The Certified !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55127870]

>FUTURES

[Anonymous No.55127876]

a very schizo 5 points of action

[Anonymous No.55127890]

I never experienced success in life which makes every accomplishment feel undeserved. I live under constant anxiety of being found out as a fraud.

[Durgesh, The Certified !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55127899]

>>55127890
>constant anxiety of being found out as a fraud
sounds thrilling. I think the zoom-zooms call that “imposter syndrome”.

[Anonymous No.55127929]

>>55127876
yeah it's just market makers right now

[Anonymous No.55127967]

>>55127890
>accomplishment
what are your accomplishments ?

[Anonymous No.55127978]

SOXL chads im gonna cum so hard today.
The rotation of the world might get affected as my cum exits my cumhole with lightspeed

[National SOXLolicst No.55127982]

>>55127978
same, I'm honestly sad I listened to reason and didn't yolo it all into 26C's expiring this week.

[Durgesh, The Certified !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55127988]

>FUTURES

[Anonymous No.55127992]

I hope Intel stock price goes down by the time the market opens. I want to buy more under $28.

[Anonymous No.55127996]

>>55126644
bear markets aren't forever, tard

[Anonymous No.55128002]

>>55127978
>>55127982
only 500 points for sox to top 4000 again. will we get there?

[Anonymous No.55128015]

USD pumping Stocks pumping Yields dumping

Wtf is going on

[National SOXLolicst No.55128022]

>>55128015
THE NEW BULL MARKET IS HERE FUCK FUNDAMENTALS FUCK LOGIC FUCK DATA WE ARE GOING TO MAKE MONEY BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IN OURSELFS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.55128024]

>>55128022
Honestly this kind of bear seethe just makes me want to buy and join in on this feeding frenzy. Could easily push ATH and double top or something even in a bear market. Wouldn't put it past this clown market

[Anonymous No.55128025]

little flush on vix, time to fall on the indices

[National SOXLolicst No.55128027]

>>55128024
IM A BULL IM BEING UNIRONIC

[Anonymous No.55128031]

bobo is in shambles

[Anonymous No.55128032]

It's over

[Anonymous No.55128039]

>>55127967
I have a career and own my home. I think those are objective accomplishments.

[Anonymous No.55128058]

reminder that the jewwess will print treasury bills like never before which will remove liquidity form the stock market, which will make it at least volatile if not just falling

[Anonymous No.55128083]

This is the economic "growth" of germany

[Anonymous No.55128103]

>>55128058
when though

[Anonymous No.55128110]

>>55128058
>falling

but futures are pumping to high heaven right now tho

[Anonymous No.55128149]

>futures
fuaaaark

[Anonymous No.55128181]

Fuck. Intel already $30 pre-market. I only bought 25% of my position on Thursday when it dipped below $27. Now I may not get a chance to complete my buy.

[Anonymous No.55128190]

>oil
lmao what's going on? Getting closer to my $71 slurp target
>my Nasdaq short
f-ACK

[Anonymous No.55128201]

SQQQ bros, do I sell so I can buy rope?

[Anonymous No.55128209]

What site / service do you use to set price alerts for stocks you want to buy.

I miss out on a bit of buying opportunities because there's only so much time in the day. Even watchlists take too much time.

Eg I wanted to buy fastly at $11 but I missed it.

[Anonymous No.55128216]

>>55128181
You've had like 6 months to buy below $30 wtf nigga

[Anonymous No.55128218]

>>55128201
just capitulate, this rally has retard strength
only thing is debt ceiling and sell the news

[Anonymous No.55128219]

>>55126626

Your participation needed:

Global. Hyperinflation. General. /GHG/ >>>/pol/428821697

[Anonymous No.55128227]

>>55128209
the usual free platform is tradingview

[Anonymous No.55128236]

Eurozone Consumer Confidence May F: -17.4 (prev -17.4)
- Eurozone Economic Confidence May: 96.5 (est 98.8; prevR 99.0)
- Eurozone Industrial Confidence May: -5.2 (est -4.0; prevR -2.8)
- Eurozone Services Confidence May: 7.0 (est 10.3; prevR 9.9)

Everything worse than expected and worse than before, EU pumps. LMAO, this "market"

[Anonymous No.55128241]

>>55128236
Things being bad = good because no inflation
Things being good = good

Mumus win no matter what, the game was rigged from the start stupid bobo

[Anonymous No.55128251]

Which UK stocks should I slurp in the next ~6 months when things don't get any better over there?

[Anonymous No.55128258]

>>55128241
Bad inflation is also good or not? So all is good. Even rate hikes? Rate hikes means good economy? Will rate cuts bring it down or also pump?

[Anonymous No.55128260]

is amd going to dump or pump

[Anonymous No.55128261]

>>55128251
Greggs

[Anonymous No.55128264]

>>55128251
You should have been slurping japanese stocks. Not too late to buy some now still. Japan will help with ai research a lot.
>>55128258
High inflation is the one thing that will tank the market. Rate hikes are irrelevant at this point UNLESS they are quicker/higher than expected

[Anonymous No.55128270]

vix rising com'on

[Anonymous No.55128271]

Having run out of cash to short semis, I expect soxl to go up 100% from here by end of june

[Anonymous No.55128280]

>>55128264
>You should have been slurping japanese stocks. Not too late to buy some now still. Japan will help with ai research a lot.
What Nippei stocks should I buy and why would they pump when Japan has barely grown in years and is in hot water getting hotter?

[Anonymous No.55128294]

>>55128280
German economy has barely grown and its at ath

[Anonymous No.55128301]

>>55128216
A gap down like Intel did last Thursday usually takes weeks to stabilize and build support for a recovery. I've learned to space my buys because it's hard to catch the bottom. I know that Intel deserves a much higher share price due to fundamentals and AI portfolio but I guess everyone else realized that too hence the rapid recovery. My mistake.

[Anonymous No.55128303]

>>55128280
I'm rather thinking about shorting it, pretty much when I think Ueda will tighten. Could take some time, maybe end of 2023 early 2024. For now they seem to be bullish for whatever reason (it's not like the QE wasn't there all the time, but maybe the planned change of the head of BOJ was holding japan down, and now that they see UEDA is a dove, they can finally pump).

[Anonymous No.55128305]

>NVDA still pushing up

[Anonymous No.55128306]

>>55128294
>barely grown
It went backwards aka recession. They try to hide it all the time, but they can't.

[Anonymous No.55128315]

>>55128306
The only thing guaranteed to pump is the dax and nvda.

[Anonymous No.55128317]

>>55128305
On IG (Europe)

NVIDIA Corp (ALL Sessions) it's at 404 right now

[Anonymous No.55128333]

>>55128315
DAX is resilient, but no more power. It won't reach new ATH for now, it won't reach 16300 again. Debt ceiling bullshit will be Sell the News event. The treasury will be flooded with money.

[Anonymous No.55128338]

Obligatory soundtrack for this week

https://youtu.be/3-3Yok5D3Aw

[Anonymous No.55128350]

there is zero selling on the indices lol

[Anonymous No.55128352]

WHO IS SELLING OIL?!

[Anonymous No.55128357]

Literally just cost me $10 for a bag of sour patch kids and a 20oz Mountain Dew. Should I be investing into soda companies with this insane inflation?

[Anonymous No.55128358]

>>55128352
Ouchies

[Anonymous No.55128379]

>>55128280
look at the nikkei again retard it's grown faster than the US stocks

[Anonymous No.55128385]

I sold NVDA at 290

[Anonymous No.55128387]

>>55128357
kikes are raising taxes on booze while inflation is sky high where i live, they are trying their best to put people out of business still

[Anonymous No.55128388]

Should I sell half my Bitcoins for Ai stocks ?

[Anonymous No.55128393]

HOW THE FUCK IS NVDA STILL MOONING

[Anonymous No.55128396]

>>55128393
A NEW PARADIGM!

[Anonymous No.55128402]

A NEW PAIR OF DIMES JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

[Anonymous No.55128405]

>>55128393
>3
on alleged 11 billion revenue (3 billion higher than their ATH in 2022), despite being 1 billion lower last earnings release a few days ago (7,1 billion).

[Anonymous No.55128411]

>>55128388
>should i sell my bing bing wahoo imaginary negative value money to instead buy into the future of humanity
hmm

[Anonymous No.55128418]

>>55128405
Yes but the stock already rallied over 170% this year

[Anonymous No.55128433]

>>55128418
Is it possible for its pe ratio to go higher than its stock price? Lets find out!!

[Anonymous No.55128455]

>soxl 7% pm
lol what the fuck
Is this shit gonna pump 20% again on new hiking rate?
When people will stop buying Iphones, that's gonna be a bloodbath

[Anonymous No.55128492]

>>55128455
China may consume less. Germany does. Other nations might do. Not the US. The US citizen is a consoomer by default. The fact the US consumes 1/5 of oil is more than enough evidence this nation has truely embraced degeneracy and gluttony. Pure consumption for the own wellbeing at all costs. No limit to debts, credit card maxxing etc.

[Anonymous No.55128514]

Heads up, this Gay.I. is all over twitter, Adobe updated PS to have prompts now, many hundreds of twitter accts telling people how to get started in AI, literally have lists like
>Nvidia GPU
>this
>that
really big with graphic designers

[Anonymous No.55128524]

>>55128514
AI is obviously the long term future. But short - term all of this overblown hype definitely looks like a bubble ready to pop.

[Anonymous No.55128526]

>>55128514
>how to get started
just writing prompts
how does that improve nvidias sales?

[Anonymous No.55128534]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLRLta-9WRE

Here's an AI generated Mountain Dew song to play while we watch Nvidia pump even more at market open

[Anonymous No.55128539]

stocktwits sentiment on nvidia is only slightly bullish, still has room to pump

[Anonymous No.55128544]

>>55128514
Adobe might be a buy today for a clean day trade

[Anonymous No.55128548]

>>55128379
Wow such growth

[Anonymous No.55128558]

>>55128526
they literally have like 'system requirements' lists that start with you need a nvidia gpu

>>55128524
yeah w/e, I'm just saying there are large groups of people making careers off hyping this as we speak

[Anonymous No.55128560]

>>55128544
sounds logical

[Anonymous No.55128575]

>>55128558
Oh oh,
>Nvidia GPU as system requirement
That sounds like monopoly, have fun pushing that through EU.

[Anonymous No.55128599]

>>55128558
where do you see nvidia mentioned here?
https://www.adobe.com/sensei/generative-ai/firefly.html

[Anonymous No.55128623]

>>55128548
2012>2023 is 252%

S&P 500 is 200% in that time

And I was talking about the recent year performance which has rocketed the nikkei. Cope and seethe

[Anonymous No.55128624]

Nice, another 20% SOXL pump to help fund my addiction to latina pussy

[Anonymous No.55128625]

>>55128575
>>55128599

[Anonymous No.55128657]

I have some /g/ negative vibe on computex's key note. It really feels like a bubble at this point

[Anonymous No.55128686]

bought SOXL in the premarket in my daytrading account boys what am i in for

[Anonymous No.55128703]

>>55128686
Gainz. CEO David Soxl personally told me that we are going to 97.42 / share by EOY.

Hold on tight.

[Anonymous No.55128716]

>>55128686
anything under $70 is a steal.

[Anonymous No.55128723]

>>55126877
ngl I think I trust a memecoin like VINU more than fucking graphics cards, the dog at least I can kill it if it gets out of control

[Anonymous No.55128727]

>>55128149
>futures

[Anonymous No.55128734]

[Anonymous No.55128737]

>>55127992
I bought on Thursday. Finally I have a small stack of 500 with average $31.57.

[Anonymous No.55128794]

It's a little early to say the May trend is broken on both these charts, but something to watch.
1/2 DXY

[Anonymous No.55128799]

>>55128794
2/2 us10y (or tnx)

[Anonymous No.55128804]

uh why is Dow Jones dumping?

[Anonymous No.55128819]

>>55128799
And a bigger picture for tnx. Yields certainly have the setup to break higher rather than lower like it looks here >>55128799

[Anonymous No.55128837]

I’m so fucking sick and tired of this AI cope and FAGMAN... Fuck Jensen Huang, fuck nigvidia. This entire market is propped up on fake and gayi. Can anyone here tell me what’s going to be so ground breaking and how AI is going to change the world? Wow bro it can create some rap artists voice to create fake and gayi and a bunch of other useless faggotry. This shit is going to be like 3d tv’s and once people it’s all a bunch of useless garbage these stocks will be going down like the titanic.

Tell me how gayi will affect my life one bit? Take my order t fucking Wendy’s? Have you seen what the general public does to the self serve kiosk’s? Just wait until people are arguing with gayi messing up their food order... Nigvidia guy is saying cars will need gayi? For what? What the fuck can gayi do with my infotainment system in my car? Automatically shut my car off for listening to infowars?

[Anonymous No.55128844]

>>55128837
How much did you lose shorting the market? Just tell us man.

[Anonymous No.55128846]

>futures

[Anonymous No.55128847]

>>55128837
>Automatically shut my car off for listening to infowars?
you know the answer

[Anonymous No.55128853]

>Credit-card data shows U.S. luxury spending has been cooling for at least five months, especially among younger shoppers who have been squeezed by inflation. In April, Americans spent 18% less than they did in the same month of last year, according to Citi luxury analyst Thomas Chauvet, whose data tracks U.S. spending both at home and overseas. On Wednesday, Chanel, which is privately owned but reports annual sales, became the latest brand to say it has noticed a change in its American stores.

Umm.... LVMHsisters??

[Anonymous No.55128856]

>>55128804
If companies don't mention AI at least 100 times in their earnings call they are now considered worthless by the market

[Anonymous No.55128860]

>>55128837
Lol someone is bitter. How much did you lose? Post loss porn plz

[Anonymous No.55128871]

>>55128853
fuck em

[Anonymous No.55128879]

>>55128853
Time to slurp

[Anonymous No.55128881]

>>55128844
>>55128860
I got leaps and will be sitting pretty while (You) will be wanting to rope

[Anonymous No.55128883]

PE ratios

>Tesla - 56
>nVidia - 233
>Amazon - 230

>TSM - 16
>Samsung - 10
>Toyota - 9

Domestic stocks are a massive bubble

[Anonymous No.55128886]

Uh oh

[Anonymous No.55128898]

>>55128883
>PE should be 1 !

Okay grandpa

[Anonymous No.55128909]

>>55128844
i got heemed 89k on nvda

[Anonymous No.55128916]

>>55128883
how the fuck do i buy samsung if i live in the US

[Anonymous No.55128920]

>>55128916
VXUS or VT

[Anonymous No.55128924]

>>55128916
Fidelity OTC

[Anonymous No.55128927]

dump SQQQ or wait for the pullback, oh magic 8ball?

[Anonymous No.55128939]

>>55128909
It sucks knowing what's going to happen but fucking up the timing. I do it all the time. I'm down about a billion dollars on crypto since feb 09.

[Anonymous No.55128941]

>>55128837
Automatically switch to CNN. Repo your car, even crash and kill you if you don't pay taxes.

[Anonymous No.55128950]

C3 AI is fucking bananas for such a nothingburger company

[Anonymous No.55128959]

>>55128950
It's ticker is AI, it doesn't what they do

[Anonymous No.55128963]

>Dow Jones

[Anonymous No.55128965]

>Ford
Nani
Did they bitch slap TSLA or something

[Anonymous No.55128970]

>SOFI pumped
God fucking damnit I should have held I just thought the deal would be done in June...

[Anonymous No.55128980]

>>55128970
Student loans will have to start being repaid in the debt ceiling bill

[Anonymous No.55128985]

>>55128965
Tesla is massively over priced and losing market share with each passing day

[Anonymous No.55129012]

>want to day trade stocks
>buy order
>fuck it up
>made price too low by 0.1 cent
>cancel order
>bank doesn't give money back
>have to wait a full day
>could've bought 4000 stocks at 3.1
>price now is 3.3
I am. Beyond mad.
I have no words to type out the hatred I feel burning inside of me. I lost so much potential here. I hope every fucking bank manager dies of a brutal and horrible disease.

[Anonymous No.55129015]

feel like fomoing but that seem so stupid, everything is overbought pretty much. Maybe some INTC, TSLA (weekly seems good) ?
Wait for a pullback on NVDIA ?

[Anonymous No.55129017]

All these newfags talking about daytrading just seems like a bad omen to me.

[Anonymous No.55129020]

is it a KOLD day?

[Anonymous No.55129025]

Nvidia wtf

[Anonymous No.55129027]

>>55129017
Yep I think it's time for me to sell part of my stocks

[Anonymous No.55129028]

People are becoming so rich just aping into any stock that has any involvement with AI

[Anonymous No.55129031]

>>55129017
right now just ride it up for a while then dump on them. unironically 2 weeks til Jun 14

[Anonymous No.55129034]

>>55129025
mania

[Anonymous No.55129037]

>>55128883
foreign stocks are metric.

[Anonymous No.55129040]

>>55128965
They announced a partnership w/ tesla to build and share superchargers a few days ago

[Anonymous No.55129042]

Uranium bros, what are the Namibians up to?

[Anonymous No.55129043]

>futures

[Anonymous No.55129048]

>>55129015
The time to buy Intel was last Thursday

[Anonymous No.55129049]

>META has a bigger marketcap then johnson and johnson
>a social media app company made in the easiest QE bubble is worth more then the largest global provider of medical supplies

[Anonymous No.55129063]

>>55129049
Jews win. ((((((Zuckerberg)))))) is the greatest man alive. Just kidding now you know the world is under the control of satan

[Anonymous No.55129065]

>>55128534
The song isn't AI generated. Only the images, voice, and facial movements are.

[Anonymous No.55129066]

>>55129028
The best course of action is to ride with these retards, but with the finger on the trigger to exit before the collection

[Anonymous No.55129069]

>>55129017
Dont worry the zoomies wont have money when they have to start paying student loans back finally

[Anonymous No.55129072]

>>55129012
Trade futures.
They're made for day trading.

[Anonymous No.55129076]

>>55129049
I feel like there is substantial liabilities in JnJ's business when they can get sued over something as innocuous as baby powder.

[Anonymous No.55129079]

>>55129017
They'll be fine.

You know, so long as NVDA doesn't stop going up.

[Anonymous No.55129080]

>>55129049
>anon learns what profit margins are and how they affect valuation
meta also has billions of users

[Anonymous No.55129085]

>>55129049
>AAPL has the biggest marketcap, larger than EU indices combined
>AAPL makes phones

[Anonymous No.55129089]

>>55129049
Meta makes a ton of money thats why. Its the only social media to be successful too. Half the planet uses Meta.

[Anonymous No.55129096]

>>55129017
bro just buy nvidia its ez money

[Anonymous No.55129104]

>>55129042
Their poor, backwards nation doesn't have SRUUF listed so this is the closest they can get to it.

[Anonymous No.55129107]

>>55129085
Aapl's market cap is $345 per person on earth. Pretty cool huh?

[Anonymous No.55129115]

>>55129065
Close enough. Next stop for the Nvidia rocketship - Planet Mountain Dew

[Anonymous No.55129122]

>>55129042
No idea. I hold 5000 RECO.V at C$0.64. There will be oil.

[Anonymous No.55129120]

There’s no way all these tech stocks just keep going

[Anonymous No.55129124]

my god Nvidia is printing billions out of thin air again
They're better at it than the fed, for sure lol

[Anonymous No.55129127]

>>55128927
Rebalance into 50% SQQQ, 50% TQQQ

>captcha: VNW HAX

[Anonymous No.55129138]

>>55129120
Yes there is.
Soxl 100 eoy.
Screencap this.

[Anonymous No.55129142]

>>55129042
KING

[Anonymous No.55129151]

Is it literally over in about an hour?

[Anonymous No.55129154]

>>55129085
>a digital beanie baby that wastes energy is worth 1/4 of apple incorporated

[Anonymous No.55129156]

Wtfwt on gold?

[Anonymous No.55129162]

>>55129151
no

[Anonymous No.55129165]

I told you people to buy PACW @ $4
Is there a single person here who listened to me?
Is there a single person here who will have their money doubled in less than a month?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55129166]

good morning.

[Anonymous No.55129167]

>>55129096
>>55129115
Nigvidia is up another 5% in premarket because some Korean faggot teamed up to make cars with gayi
>>55129120
It’s only a matter of time until the wheels fall off, it’s almost like Wall Street has forgotten we’ve already left the edge of the cliff into a recession. Have you not herd of AI bro? It’s going be completely transform the world. It’s going to be hilarious if nigvida doesn’t make nearly DOUBLE their projected earnings for this quarter.

[Anonymous No.55129169]

>>55129156
Why would it go down?
>>55129154

[Anonymous No.55129175]

What do I do with this SQQQ position

[Anonymous No.55129182]

MANIA
MANIA
MANIA
MANIA
MANIA
MANIA
MANIA

[Anonymous No.55129186]

Negotiation machine go brrr

[Anonymous No.55129188]

>>55129175
Hold the baggie for me LMAOOOOO

[Anonymous No.55129195]

>>55129175
take it out and buy some education

[Anonymous No.55129196]

SAVE ME JEROME! THE PEOPLE HAVE TOO MUCH MONEY AND ARE BLOWING IT ON NVDA COINS! RAISE THE RATES!

[Anonymous No.55129197]

>>55129175
DCA for the big day

[Anonymous No.55129203]

>>55128837

[Anonymous No.55129204]

>>55129165
Sometimes when you flip a coin it comes up heads.

[Anonymous No.55129214]

How are the MM not selling Nvidia stock to avoid getting rekt on the option market? they surely have enough of it or am I missing something?

[Anonymous No.55129218]

>>55129214
If retail retards drive calls ITM, MMs must buy more.

[Anonymous No.55129223]

>>55128837

[Anonymous No.55129230]

>>55129165
>>55129204
Ya I tried this with FRC and I lost 80K. Grats bro.

[Anonymous No.55129250]

>>55129230
based

[Anonymous No.55129254]

How can they keep printing money and devalue the USD but simultaneously keep commodities like oil and natural gas suppressed?

[Anonymous No.55129257]

>>55128883
Amd 500

[Anonymous No.55129262]

Imagine shorting american innovation

[Anonymous No.55129265]

NVDA hits 1 trillion market cap today

[Anonymous No.55129268]

>>55129254
I have adopted a borderline silver shizo answer to this question. The next question I have is if it will be allowed to corner the market.

[Anonymous No.55129271]

>>55129254
because we're in a recession, so we need overall less energy than the inflation is running. Don't you know? check tech stocks lol

[Anonymous No.55129273]

>>55128837
Not quite 3D tv levels, but I expect short term losses once the capital is expended. AI will be an extremely finnicky thing, so I expect it to be a decades long optimization project with many deaths. Close to the Osprey.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxw8xg1lpp4

[Anonymous No.55129274]

>>55129254
The Saudis already warned people to prepare their anus at the next opec meeting. Oil usually goes down in a recession and nat gas reserves have been stockpiled unlike it has ever been before because of Putler.

[Anonymous No.55129288]

>>55129254
>>55129268
Because we have stopped printing money, we're actually destroying it. And the USD will rise in value, keeping commodities down.

[Anonymous No.55129289]

>>55129254
naked shorting maybe through futures since there's less volume just like they do silver, gold, btc

[Anonymous No.55129290]

If NVDA goes over400 I ge tliquidsted and I'll have nothing left to trade with and I think my qqq short is in the same boat. Then the top will be in and the dump will commence because I'm just always that guy. Unitonically almost punched my monitor kek and I can't type for shit on my phone. Im so over it all. I'm but fucking done

[Anonymous No.55129296]

>>55128837
Whenever you read "AI" in the news or a press conference just replace it with "crypto" and you'll realize it's all the same hype train shit over again.
Don't buy, shit's pumped on media frenzy.

[Anonymous No.55129300]

>>55129288
DXY peaked last October

[Anonymous No.55129302]

I thought the AI bubble was popped...

[Anonymous No.55129303]

>>55129296
SELL gayi then

[Anonymous No.55129305]

>>55129290
I hear ya bud I had to tell the wife I lost 40k. She gave me more to make it up day trading but I think I'm just going to chill out

[Anonymous No.55129307]

>>55129290
always keep part of your trading money in your current bank account. This way you can use it to survive such situations so you can eventually recover with the same positions.

[Anonymous No.55129310]

>>55129290
>Anon learns a lesson he'll never forget about risk management

[Anonymous No.55129311]

>>55126626
new bread time

[Anonymous No.55129313]

>everything is fucking green
I didn't think the deal was gonna be done this weekend... shoulda known...

[Anonymous No.55129319]

>>55129303
>the market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent

[Anonymous No.55129322]

>>55129300
And it will peak again

[Anonymous No.55129326]

>>55129322
It already has peaked again, this time at 104

[Anonymous No.55129335]

I honestly thought that these pump were fake since there was an exhaustion just before Nvidia earnings, but it seems to maintain, so that's gonna be the new floor I guess

[Anonymous No.55129338]

>>55129311
No.

[Anonymous No.55129364]

Ai bubble gonna pop in less than one hour. Sell NOW

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55129365]

>>55129313
It's a bad deal, if McCarthy had some balls he'd fucking stick to his promises and tell Joe Biden to fucking stick it.

[Anonymous No.55129366]

>>55129319

[Anonymous No.55129370]

>>55129313
why wouldn't you think that? they gave 50 phones to the house members on the deal last week. The new political news cycle starts while people are chill on a 3 day weekend. At least learn the game a little.

[Anonymous No.55129372]

>>55128837
>what sucking dick to survive in neo tokyo looks like -the post

[Anonymous No.55129379]

>>55129364
Based

[Anonymous No.55129380]

>>55129364
Give it 14 days

[Anonymous No.55129382]

>>55129366
Is he trying to crash the whole market?

[Anonymous No.55129396]

>>55129366
this, basically all the software companies have to upgrade hardware. it's like dotcom 3.0

[Anonymous No.55129398]

>>55129366
so if Nvidia goes to the moon because apparently everyone will be dependent on their tech, why isn't TSMC getting an equal pump, who Nvidia is dependent on for their tech?

[Anonymous No.55129400]

>>55129382
Yes

[Anonymous No.55129413]

>>55129366
Time to sell

[Anonymous No.55129422]

>>55129398
>who Nvidia is dependent on for their tech?
Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing Company

[Anonymous No.55129425]

>>55129398
Apparently it has to do with their “cuda” software that doesn’t use as many semis

[Anonymous No.55129430]

>>55129425
cuda deez nutz ;)

[Anonymous No.55129434]

How the fuck is this sustainable? God dammit if I wasnt a pussy I would have NVDA 420 calls with exp of 6/2 right now. I dont want to kms when I am wrong.

[Anonymous No.55129435]

>>55129028
just like dotcom crash

[Anonymous No.55129441]

>>55129398
China risk. lmao.

[Anonymous No.55129451]

>>55129434
Chasing at this point in the pump would be pretty retarded. Someone's gonna do it, but why let it be you?

[Anonymous No.55129466]

profit off this game of musical chairs larping as a market ggentlemen

[Anonymous No.55129475]

>>55129366
Why is Google dependent on Nvidia? Don't they make their own tensor chips for Deep Learning?

[Anonymous No.55129484]

>>55129475
That’s part of mania, people get delusional... All common sense and logic goes out the window, before they do themselves

[Anonymous No.55129488]

cant wait for open

[Anonymous No.55129494]

>>55129451
That is the rational thought, yes. Its dangerous as hell right now unless you're truly gambling - which most people are NOT in reality, despite what they say.

[Anonymous No.55129502]

Reminder not to short a bubble until you see either a PoB or PoV (person of black or person of vagina) talk about it.

[Anonymous No.55129503]

>>55129290
Nvidia is at 406, sorry..

[Anonymous No.55129504]

>page 4

[Anonymous No.55129510]

>>55129400
>gaming
kek

[Anonymous No.55129515]

Heyyyy bear chuddds

[Anonymous No.55129520]

predict market open

[Anonymous No.55129522]

>>55129510
doesn't gaming need games that need processors? Is there anything in the pipeline? I don't think smeagol simulator is a demand driver.

[Anonymous No.55129528]

>>55129197
>telling someone to DCA into SQQQ rn

top kek lmfao

[Anonymous No.55129533]

>>55129520
Its going to pump 10-15% across S&P 500 easy

[Anonymous No.55129534]

>oil
lmao, just half-slurped

[Anonymous No.55129535]

>>55129502
Dude there are QQQ commercials on YouTube telling blacks and women to buy

[Anonymous No.55129539]

>>55129520
NVDA 0DTE calls under $410 and get filthy rich.

[Anonymous No.55129543]

>>55129305
you let your wife have money

[Anonymous No.55129545]

>>55129528
shh?

[Anonymous No.55129546]

>>55129539
pump didn't ended?

[Anonymous No.55129547]

>>55129539
410 is easy, 0 risk

[Anonymous No.55129552]

>>55129502
>>55129535
Imagine longing QQQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQXbbCz2Vfk

[Anonymous No.55129554]

>>55129546
Once the mumus who got lucky last week rubbed it in everyones faces all 3 day weekend We're gonna get a massive fomo pump.

[Anonymous No.55129558]

>>55129546
no we will see 500-600 easy. eliminating the entire workforce is unironically bullish. AI will work for AI for free, perpetual growth economy obtained. consumers are grandpa economics.

[Anonymous No.55129560]

500-600 is a conservative estimate

[Anonymous No.55129563]

>>55129558
>>55129560
>>55129547
>>55129539
holy fuckin top signal

[Anonymous No.55129568]

>>55129563
Not yet these tards are in the process of tripling down. letem do it.

[Anonymous No.55129571]

>>55129560
Yeah for soxl

[Anonymous No.55129575]

>>55129552
Imagine longing TQQQ
haha that would be crazy right

[Anonymous No.55129594]

>>55129585
>>55129585
>>55129585

[Anonymous No.55129596]

>>55129151
>that 1000 cock stare

[Anonymous No.55129597]

>>55129552
That commercial is why I’ve been DCAing into SQQQ

[Anonymous No.55130654]

>>55129552
NigQQQ