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What's the best small business to open? Mattress store or something? Are there any new markets worth getting into like escape rooms or vape stores? Not restaurants obviously

>> No.55125423

>>55125344
Which ones have the lowest overhead?

>> No.55125525
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55125525

Sucking dicks is self directed, no insurance to carry, no rent to pay, no staff, and no licensing fees. All marketing costs are word of mouth referrals and maybe showing some nice legs or tits.

Yep, sucking dicks is the gig of the present and future.

>> No.55125545

>>55125525
>Doesn't mention the upfront cost of knee pads
The sad state of /biz/

>> No.55125562

bump for interest.
- I've thought about D8/HHC e-stores but I'm unsure about state laws (texas). There are dropshipping services out there for this and I believe some whitelabel services as well but I'd need to read more into it if this is worthwhile and what are the steps needed.

- Generic POD, e-store. I've done one before and failed miserably but learned from it. Would like to try again but putting more money into ads/influencer marketing.

- Starting some sort of agency. Only have 4 years experience in marketing but a lot of the basics I can probably do. The bigger stuff could be outsourced but desu I hate dealing with clients and its a hard sell to prospective clients when they can outsource their stuff too.

- Latest daydream, opening up a coffeeshop/game store. I toyed with the idea of selling alcohol but it wouldn't work out for this concept. We've got a big car weeb community that I thought would be great to invite for events. A local coffeeshop already does Cars and Coffees and I've been thinking if I had my own shop I'd do Drifting & Drafting to get some business going. Some cute cosplay girls, some MTG cash cows, and great coffee sounds like the dream for me.

>> No.55125568

I'd imagine a car detailing startup wouldn't be terribly expensive. If you have a climate controlled garage you can go all year

>> No.55125621

>>55125568
>climate controlled garage
Leasing or owning this space could be rough though

>> No.55125654

>>55125344
>HAHAHAHA WHITE PEOPLE BOIL ALL THEIR FOOD AND DON'T SEASON ANYTHING AND CAN'T EAT SPICY FOOD

>> No.55125729
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>>55125562
Coffee shop that turns into a cocktail bar at night would be comfy

>> No.55125752

just buy a .com and bring people to your website

>> No.55125774

>>55125729
Cool fake video

>> No.55125780

>>55125774
>Fake

>> No.55125785

>>55125780
Cool fake quick reply

>> No.55125802

>>55125729
That would indeed be comfy.
My concerns are liquor license and then if I have merch there it could lead to a lot of theft/fights.

Still, it's a great way to make use of the space 24/7.

There is a coffeshop/chill bar in our downtown area that gets plenty of foot traffic from the bus rail out front and the music venue next door. So something to think about for sure.

>> No.55125806

>>55125785
Cool real bump

>> No.55125808

>>55125806
Cool non medicated poster replying to me

>> No.55125816

>>55125802
Yeah liquor license would be the big hurdle for where I live. It would be nice cocktails so not many fights like a bar would have

>> No.55125819

>>55125621
I meant if you had one already with your house, my bad there

>> No.55125891

Ate in ATL last year. Apparently dumping garlic salt on everything is top tier cuisine

>> No.55125898

>>55125729
Imagine how peaceful society would be if all niggers were immediately replaced with orangutans, it would be so safe

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>>55125525
>"All marketing costs are word of mouth..."
kek, well played anon

>> No.55125970

>>55125806
>>55125808
This dude responded in 26 seconds

>> No.55126150

>>55125654
this but unironically

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>>55125344
I'd like to start a construction company. Good money if you know the right people and get comfy govt contracts.

>> No.55126165

>>55126150
cope!

>> No.55126173

>>55125654
But it's true tho

>> No.55126179

>>55126153
only person itt that mentioned a biz they don't personally buy from.
big brain take

businesses that sell to anons lose money all day
businesses that sell to other businesses and government are incredibly profitable.

>> No.55126187

>>55125654
this post made me a far right neo nazi

>> No.55126202

My area has lots of 'Pet Supplies' stores opening up. Families are a thing of the past and dogs are all people have. Customized gifts, toys, treats, and food. Also often offers anal glad expressions and nail clippings. You can fully pimp out your dog and supply home decor for your 2 bed apartment with pets face for a couple hundred bucks.

These businesses are better than Etsy or Amazon because the owners love to bring their dog and talk about how good they are. Complimentary milk bones for customers ensures regular weekend business.

>> No.55126210

>>55125654
>CAN'T EAT SPICY FOOD
That's true. Because "spicy" in the northern countries means "add flavour" and in southern countries it means "cover everything with this shit". I pity them for burning their taste buds and not being able to taste natural food, but life is life.
On the other hand southern people usually cannot drink alcohol or milk.

>> No.55126249

>>55126210
retard moment

>> No.55126277

>>55125344
That's a negro

>> No.55126400

>>55125344
1. Child daycare and private school. The public system is fucked. Every single private school worth a nigger's nickel is booked two years out.
2. Dog grooming parlor. Doesn't take a lot of money to start up.

>> No.55126446

>>55125344
>Mattress store
who even buys that shit? ive never seen anyone in the mattress store at my strip mall im convinced its money laundering front

>> No.55126473

>>55126210
>cover everything with this shit
All that spice is to mask the low quality of the meat they’re eating

>> No.55126727

>>55125344
>WHITE PEOPLE SPICY
I'm white white (not 4chan white) and im training a black peepo at work and we got tacos and their "hottest" salsa.
This shit was mild.
I was thinking, "what is this gay shit???"
Meanwhile, my trainee, "WOOOOO WOOOO DAT SPICY!!!"
I was all, "this shit is NOT spicy AT ALL."
He was not happy X))
Thus shit

>> No.55126826

>>55125344
I’m so good at this stuff that’s how I know I’m gonna make it

>> No.55126833

>>55125970
he’s almost certainly a linkmarine who bought over $1 with that kind of autism

>> No.55126839

>>55126727
>I'm white white (not 4chan white) and im training a black peepo at work and we got tacos and their "hottest" salsa.
>This shit was mild.
>I was thinking, "what is this gay shit???"
>Meanwhile, my trainee, "WOOOOO WOOOO DAT SPICY!!!"
>I was all, "this shit is NOT spicy AT ALL."
>He was not happy X))
>Thus shit

>> No.55126846

>>55126446
They have low overhead and alot of people just buy online and pickup. Very lucrative so you can see a bunch close to each other

>> No.55126854

>I'm white white (not 4chan white) and im training a black peepo at work and we got tacos and their "hottest" salsa.
>This shit was mild.
>I was thinking, "what is this gay shit???"
>Meanwhile, my trainee, "WOOOOO WOOOO DAT SPICY!!!"
>I was all, "this shit is NOT spicy AT ALL."
>He was not happy X))
>Thus shit

>> No.55126869

>>55125562
>POD
waste of time. notice how every youtuber hypes up POD but never fucking tells you their own store? thats literally the first red flag enough for you to know its bullshit.
>selling alcohol
license to print money. explore that.

>> No.55127397

>>55125423
Any direct-service type biz actually (teaching, cleaning, consulting, etc) anything that can be outsourced

>> No.55127448

>>55125729
There is a place in Portland that does something like this. From 5am-3pm it is a coffee shop. At 3pm they turn on the pizza ovens and have pizza the place basically turns into a bar. At 10pm on Monday to Thursday they have strippers.

This is the important part. THEY CHANGE THE SIGNS. Also, each shift has seperate employees, management, and uniforms.

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>>55126400
I think there is a lot of money to be had in alternate certification for education of youth and college types. Basically instead of spending hundreds of thousands of dollars to get a degree or certificate, you could take tests/ do a project online for a fraction of hte cost, where the companies could pick and choose what projects, etc. Does anyone know if something like this exists?

The current education system is a bulky dinosaur Spanish armada and I want to help be the English fleet that destroys it because I hate rent-seekers and protectionists because they remind me of my squalor dictator parents that ruined my future because they got too morbidly obese to do manual labor themselves.

>> No.55128067

>>55125344
selling clothes? I know that as long as you have the weirdest shit you will always have some pretentious asshole paying too much money, that was my plan until my brother introduced me to his boss, the office is not so bad, with this I can even afford my KEK bags without starving to death

>> No.55128159

>>55125344
Storage unit

Also as an Asian, I hate nigs

>> No.55128245

>>55125729
Look at this nigga it's dippin the bread

>> No.55128254

>>55125344
Washing the outside of rich cunts houses. You've probably seen some clickbait "MOST SATISFYING VIDEO EVER" with cunts spraying cleaner over the house then pressure washing it off, here people are more than willing to pay £300+ for ~2 hours work, and for more stability you can pursue contracts cleaning other smaller businesses. Diversify your services with some basic landscaping equipment like a lawnmower, strimmer and shovel and you'll make packets as long as you don't tell our friends in the tax office about the homers

>> No.55128285

>>55128254

Absolutely. People making so much money filming themselves powerwashing some driveway or cutting grass they do their business for free because their videos earn them more than enough.

>> No.55128345

>>55125568
A lot of companies use vans to do this. They show up and just do it in your garage.

>> No.55128403

any idea if musical / mainstream mariage gigs are worth it ?
With my gf we sing at a pretty good lvl, I play guitare, she plays piano. We are musicians but not the "nerdy" ones. We're open to lots of style of musuci & she already played & sang for free or little money for events. I also played in front of crowd.

We thought about playing / singing absolute mainstream tracks like lady gaga or ed sheeran / coldplay / john mayer for mariage gigs. Even we could dig deeper if some couples would like more technical tracks like classic (not too hard tho).
What do you guys think ? Is it profitable ?
Also on the same gig I could Djing since I am really used to it & quite open to different styles.
In switzerland an ok job makes 30$/h. Do you think doing mariage gigs can beat that ? I thought that 1000$ for the day (500$/person) would be resonable. I'd like to know if it's possible to aim for higher llike 2k ?
Any experience here ?