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Or does no one genuinely know what tf is going on.

>> No.55108615

>>55108527
Pregnant or obese?
Truly the greatest dilemma amongst amerimutt women

>> No.55108641

>>55108615
Fat, pregnant are more centipede shaped

>> No.55108646

>>55108527
>The recession is never coming because we keep changing the definition of what a recession is

>> No.55108651

>>55108615
she's not even that big

>> No.55108657

>>55108646
the actual "definition" is from 1998. that's what the committee actually looks at.
they tell the public something digestible though.

>> No.55108684

>>55108651
t. Morbidly obese

>> No.55108693

>>55108615
>>55108641
stay on topic assholes.

>> No.55108699

>>55108693
If fat people still exist it's impossible to be in a recession. Buy bitcoin

>> No.55108710

The recession is unpredictable now because the Fed chooses to inflate it's currency whenever faced with a recession. Delaying it indefinitely at the expense of the people's wealth and the long-term stability of its currency.

>> No.55108724

>>55108693
We are in a recession. First it was "yeah it looks like a recession but that's just covid" to "well the economy has never ever been better so looks we've postponed the recession!". We are on our way to depression and it's not gonna be postponed.

>> No.55108729
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55108729

Gradually and then suddenly.

>> No.55108767

>>55108527
Booms and busts are a natural cycle of the economy, the longer the crash is delayed, the harder everything will fall.

>> No.55108776

>>55108527
>le recession postponed om nom pomf =3
do you retards really believe this? the dollar is worth 15% less than what it was worth in 2019, and to top it off wages are stagnant while prices for goods increase. it's already happening lmfao you just haven't had the market crash yet jfc.

>> No.55108779

>>55108646
>>55108657
An anon put it right once that housing values would go down but people would be put out of jobs and 10 years from now 80yo boomers who are still running the government will call it the 'quiet recession' that 'no one knew was happening'. Of course millennials will all be basically middle aged and zoomers will be jaded 30-somethings seething that they could never afford to rent because rent costs mysteriously stayed high when everything else came down.

>> No.55108781

>>55108724
yup this. without a default, and a return to treasury notes we are big fucked.

>> No.55109060

Great Depression 2.0. The Silicon Dustbowl. Bidenvilles.

The history books will capture these years and will get a lot wrong. Remember them.

>> No.55109101

It might or it might not.
Germany is already into a recession while the eurozone just relatively recently increased rates (later than UK and USA), they haven’t even felt the effect of the rates fully so they are in for a world of pain.
UK and USA have been avoiding it but i think they overdid the increase in interests

>> No.55109117

>>55109060
WuFlu was already memory holed pretty hard.

>> No.55110735

>>55108527
they are kicking the can down the road as long as possible

>> No.55110837

> Or does no one genuinely know what tf is going on.
I don't think I can emphasize this enough, but this has literally always been the case.

>> No.55110889

>>55109117
Yeah fuck everybody is so done with it. Nobody even argues about vaxx or nonvaxx anymore people just get vaxxed or not quietly.

>> No.55110896

>>55108651
You would think that Michelin man