/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.55103883]

Good Times Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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[Anonymous No.55103942]

First for fuck the market, this shit is rigged and mumus are gonna make me kill myself

[Anonymous No.55103962]

>>55103883
So what are you anons gonna do with the extra long weekend? I imagine you've got something planned with the market closed till Tuesday. I'm gonna go to a cookout and work on a 71 VW Beetle.

[Anonymous No.55103992]

>day trading yesterday
>made $20
>end of day could've made $100
sadness and pain but at least I made some cash

[Anonymous No.55104044]

>>55103992
Same, made 100$, couldve made about 250

[Anonymous No.55104047]

>>55103962
Feel unreasonable anxiety about my job and financial situation like every weekend.

[Anonymous No.55104135]

>Ishares Global Water ETF
>has no Nestlé, Pepsi and Coca Cola positions

wtf is this shit

[Anonymous No.55104172]

My intraday bot seems to be working. It can't be that easy, right?

[Anonymous No.55104177]

Did anyone here become rich on NVDA calls?

[Anonymous No.55104186]

blow it out your ass

[Anonymous No.55104194]

How the fuck is oil still this cheap. It makes zero sense

[Anonymous No.55104223]

>>55103942
post ur failed short

[Anonymous No.55104281]

TDameritrade is movi9ng my shares to Charles BUttSchwabb, how badly are they gonna fuck up my shit

[Anonymous No.55104456]

>>55104281
I'm long Klaus because of how good their customer service is. Become a street smart edge boomer like me.

[Anonymous No.55104475]

>>55104135
Too much bad press?

[Anonymous No.55104634]

>It's almost Pride Month
Easy pickin's for chasers, can't wait to frot with all the cute t-girls that come out, financially speaking of course.

[Anonymous No.55104647]

sex is haram

[Anonymous No.55104659]

Opinion on Suncor?

[Anonymous No.55104674]

>>55104659
I’m a buyer. But I’m just an idiot that consistently loses money because nothing ever makes any sense anymore

[Anonymous No.55104675]

>>55104634
mind rewriting that in non faggot language for us champ?

[Anonymous No.55104737]

>>55104456
i guess i have no choice they are making me switch

[Anonymous No.55104751]

You did buy SOXS yesterday right anons?

[Anonymous No.55104755]

>>55103962
Get yourself a porsche instead

[Anonymous No.55104782]

any thoughts on PLTR?

[Anonymous No.55104792]

>>55104674
They do seem cheap, but the oil they are pumping definitely isnt environment friendly

[Anonymous No.55104818]

>>55104675
Hes gonna rub swords with dudes

[Anonymous No.55104876]

>>55104737
They told me last year I would have access to thinkorswim by Q1 2023, but I don't want to switch from SSE. I love my street smart edge setup

[Anonymous No.55104921]

YOU PUSH IT

[Anonymous No.55104929]

>Me wearing my SOXL gains
This was a blow off top right? It is getting increasingly hard to quantify what the heck is going on. The narratives that market makers are pitching doesn’t work with me either, OPEC dude is literally trying to warn anybody trading oil.

[Anonymous No.55104941]

https://twitter.com/heyBarsee/status/1662113147946258438
Surely you're leveraged 3x on Adobe, right?

[Anonymous No.55105008]

think people are expecting a pull back or some kind of cooling off. so market is prob gonna pump tues

[Anonymous No.55105101]

>>55104929
Ah. The Dutch Jewish prince returns.

[Anonymous No.55105126]

The graph says it all. Two months of straight gains obliterated in a week. Im back to where I was a year ago.

[Anonymous No.55105141]

>>55105126
that is terrible

[Anonymous No.55105142]

I only need to make $183 before end of month and I will have gained 3 months or runway in one month

[Anonymous No.55105150]

>>55105141
Indeed, my only hope is BOIL calls when its under a 2 dollars.

[Anonymous No.55105160]

>>55105150
honestly that isn't even that bad. I swear that has happened to me six times over the last two years.

[Anonymous No.55105162]

>>55105126

>be an entrpreneur, they said
>be your own boss, they said
>it’s so easy, they said

[Anonymous No.55105182]

>>55105160
the capital gains taxes are going to wreck me. you cant see from that graph because it was in another broker but earlier in the year I had 70k before I lost most of it. Then I switched it fidelity and made and lost what you see in the pic.

[Anonymous No.55105189]

>>55105126
what did you do wrong? or what went wrong

[Anonymous No.55105191]

>>55105008
I was gonna post that I hate women but the I thought to myself “why do I hate women” and I don’t really know why, I just do.

[Anonymous No.55105197]

Every time I see another inorganic shill post in /smg/, I donate another $20 to Donald Trump's reelection campaign. Your move, glowniggers. It's as shrimple as that.

[Anonymous No.55105200]

>>55105191
I like women. Specifically, they’re fun to have sex with. You know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.55105208]

>>55105200
you uh talking about vaginas?

[Anonymous No.55105234]

>>55104782
i had a massive PLTR call option position open before a PLTR media interview, anticipating to get a nice bump from it
alex karp literally joined the interview and told investors don't buy our stock if you want to make money
it was a 40k position which was much of my net worth at the time
fuck alex karp, he's the worst CEO of all time. he could have just started the interview with "im very sorry but I just shit my pants and can't do the interview" and I would have at least broken even.
never buying this piece of shit consulting company with no dividend and voting rights controlled by 3 individuals ever again

[Anonymous No.55105241]

>>55105189
shorting nvda basically. this is probably a life long lesson that traders get at some point. never short a huge stock even if it makes all the sense in the world. stick to shorting small cap shit.

[Anonymous No.55105245]

>>55103962
Sweet

>>55104047
WTF? are you me ?
Feelings canceled, WGMI

[Anonymous No.55105258]

>>55103962
Watch racing, sit around, read about business and economics

[Anonymous No.55105304]

>>55105241
you can short a huge stock but you should be watching it for years as it builds and waiting for the moment it gets struck a grievous blow.
the moment the facebook whistleblower report came out i went short and continually closed out and reopened the short all the way to $100 a share. and it took a full year for it to bleed out.
shorting a hype pump is absolutely retarded. big caps are never going to crash so fast that you need to perfectly time your entry on the short. you watchlist it and you wait, and you wait, and you wait until you see blood and confirm it's a deep wound. then you pounce and you don't let up until a delta neutral market maker runs over yelling "stop! stop! he's already dead!"

[Anonymous No.55105306]

>>55103962
Watching a fighting game tournament and posting the same shit over and over.

[Anonymous No.55105326]

>>55105304
Big tech is overdue for a black swan event, IMO.

[Anonymous No.55105334]

>>55105197
>I donate another $20 to Donald Trump's reelection campaign.
>Imagine donating to a billionaire
Dude I voted for him but cool it with the cringw

[Anonymous No.55105341]

>>55105258
Reading material ?

[Anonymous No.55105347]

>>55105126
LMFAO

[Anonymous No.55105349]

>>55105326
ok? so you expect it will drop the value of trillion dollar companies overnight? no. even if that's the case you can just long tail risk instead of putting in a short where you can lose >20% in one premarket gapup.

[Anonymous No.55105350]

>>55105341
what?

[Anonymous No.55105357]

>>55105334
Uh oh, looks like I feel another $20 coming on.

[Anonymous No.55105375]

>>55103962
going to a concert tonight. thats all.

[Anonymous No.55105378]

>>55105182
KEKEKEKKEE

[Anonymous No.55105387]

>>55105191
I love women. Especially the one that leave the next morning. Women are awesome.

[Anonymous No.55105390]

>>55105349
>so you expect it will drop the value of trillion dollar companies overnight?
Basically, yes. All of big tech would become worthless overnight in a scenario of war with china. They have nothing to contribute to the war effort, and what's worse, they're filled with foreigners who are loyal to countries other than the US. The moment Taiwan pops off, tech is going to zero.

[Anonymous No.55105392]

>>55105208
Vaginas are a myth. Don’t fall for it. Every women I have known has had a penis.

[Anonymous No.55105407]

>>55105350
What are you reading regarding business and economics ?

[Anonymous No.55105410]

>>55105407
Oh, I have no idea. Whenever I see an interesting headline, I queue it up. I have like an 8 day backlog. I imagine a lot of it's about the debt ceiling

[Anonymous No.55105415]

>>55104456
They are going to bring think or swim too

[Anonymous No.55105429]

>>55105415
When? I would like to play around with thinkorswim but I have a SSE setup I love

[Anonymous No.55105475]

>>55105390
>The moment Taiwan pops off
you expect a war requiring the mobilization of aircraft carrier groups to pop off overnight?
you could even be right, but when it comes to going short being early and being wrong are the same thing.

[Anonymous No.55105487]

>>55104751
300 shares.

[Anonymous No.55105490]

>>55105390
Hate to break it to ya buddy but the moment war breaks out with China the whole market is diving, not just tech.

[Anonymous No.55105496]

>>55105475
That's why shorting is almost always a bad idea. Sometimes catastrophic, even.

[Anonymous No.55105514]

>>55103962
Try to figure out if I should study engineering or IT when I go back to school this fall, put some stuff up for sale on craigslist, work out, clean my apt, post on 4channel, etc., etc.

[Anonymous No.55105516]

>>55105475
>>55105490
>>55105496
It's guaranteed to happen in the next 24 months. Who knows, that might even be why the yield curve is already inverted. In any case, I'm buying long dated puts.

[Anonymous No.55105534]

>>55105516
>buying 2 year dated puts after a week of never ending pumps that have sent option premiums soaring due to implied volatility
you can't help the retarded

[Anonymous No.55105542]

>>55105534
Obviously I'm waiting until the retard pump settles down.

[Anonymous No.55105642]

bump

[Anonymous No.55105665]

[Anonymous No.55105681]

>>55105514
both engineering and IT will leave you on a computer most of the time. cant speak for IT but i imagine it will be coding. engineering will be looking at drawings, calculations, meetings, testing things and taking data. to me IT sounded boring but on the other hand it has less responsibility and work. if you are really bad a math go with IT.

[Anonymous No.55105703]

please recomend online stock broker for a noob

also how do payouts work? will i need to give bank details or do they mail out checks? should i go through something like paypal?

[Anonymous No.55105714]

>>55105703
put $100 in a TD ameritrade account so that you get free realtime quotes and paper trade til you aren't this stupid.
asking these questions means you're dead money.

[Anonymous No.55105715]

I bet nobody in these generals is as cute as me.

[Anonymous No.55105731]

>>55105714
thanks..

[Anonymous No.55105735]

WELP
three fuckin days of watching little buys of CRYPTO SHIT
just to keep the line and numbers in motion in HOOD.
I always keep a tiny seed of BTC but went ahead and got a very slightly exciting level of DOGE and MATIC for this weekend. I don't care about all of those "muh smart coontracs" and "muh footure of finoonce" and "muh superioor chain tech" shit, i just want to see the line and numbers move and those two looked to be at reasonable good enough buy in points. i am plotting what i'm going to do with my
FOETY TWO STOOKS
tues in the meantime too.

[Anonymous No.55105745]

>>55105735
hey that's me in the middle

[Anonymous No.55105753]

>>55105714
>>55105703

it gets worse... ima leaf

[Anonymous No.55105769]

>>55105753
you are in the right thread, don't worry, these people are losers just like you

[Anonymous No.55105771]

>>55105516
You actually think the market would even be allowed to go down in the event of what we can only predict would be WW3? Not even a preemptive nuclear exchange would stop the money printers from running 24/7 in this scenario.

[Anonymous No.55105773]

>>55105681
Cool, thanks
>>55105715
My mom says I'm cute
.

[Anonymous No.55105777]

>>55105703
Are there physical stock brokers?
Your regular bank probably has broker accounts too...
And I wouldnt trade, 90% of the people lose money trading anyway. Just put it in some boring index tracker

[Anonymous No.55105787]

>>55105771
That's what would make it go down to zero, but I feel like you're only pretending to be a brainlet.

[Anonymous No.55105791]

>>55103962
i was expelled from high school and kicked out my parents house at 18 and dropped out of college all between the years of 07-09 and ended up working for 7 years for below minimum wage in hellish jobs so even though i made a bunch of money on friday and have a bunch of money i have a permanent depression mindset and spending money hurts me physically and emotionally so i'm just gonna stay inside.

[Anonymous No.55105805]

I really need the market to swing up next week. I decided to stop buying shares with 150 dollar for 5 dollar profits and instead but 1200 on SPCE, but because of the debt ceiling all of my stocks crashed and im now down 1200 dollars. Help. What do I put money on, or do I just have to profit cycle on RIOT for the next month

[Anonymous No.55105815]

>>55105805
>SPCE
>he bought a space company
why? space isn't even real idiot.

[Anonymous No.55105829]

>>55105769
thanks,
i got halfway through a read about qtrade vs questrade and said fuck it and now i think ill just buy another 5 oz of silver lol

[Anonymous No.55105843]

>>55105829
yikes

[Anonymous No.55105852]

>>55105815
-60 DOLLARS on carvana, this needs to pump
-358 dollars on SPCE

[Anonymous No.55105853]

>>55104177
I don't fuck with options, but made about 6k just by buying before the earnings report. Also MSFT is CHADding ahead. Very confident in MELI too.

[Anonymous No.55105861]

oil

[Anonymous No.55105903]

>>55105665
Who's that, Greg VanManarinno

[Anonymous No.55105930]

>>55105791
Enjoy life anon, even if its something small
Maybe some physical activity to get you outside in the sunshine for a bit
t. Gonna grill on Monday and relax in my pool until then, maybe have a jog around the neighborhood in between

[Anonymous No.55105934]

So why are the other 493 piles of garbage in SPY? Might as well just delist them at this point.
I am going pants on head retarded leverage on META, AAPL, GOOG, AMZN, MSFT with deep OTM puts on TSLA and NVDA as a hedge.
The market has been solved.

[Anonymous No.55105944]

>>55105934
Forgot the image.

[Anonymous No.55105951]

-1,601.75 over 3 years

Many such cases.

[Anonymous No.55105960]

>>55105903
Nah. It isn't The Mannarino.
It's UneducatedCuntonomist.
https://www.youtube.com/@UneducatedEconomist

[Anonymous No.55105969]

>>55105934
Seven out of the seven stocks you've listed are tech stocks.
You might want to google "Nasdaq"

[Anonymous No.55105981]

>>55105944
we are due for another sector rotation, I promise

[Anonymous No.55105991]

I've been bagholding AVPT warrants in my Roth IRA for 2.5 years and they just broke even. This is incredibly bearish and a sign of a blow-off top because I am not allowed to coom.

[Anonymous No.55105998]

weekly episode of
>can't say they aren't doing it

[Anonymous No.55105999]

>>55105944
Running to safety

[Anonymous No.55106015]

>>55105999
>TINA
Except she's dead now, so is this another bog moment where her death marks the top?

[Anonymous No.55106043]

>>55105791
>spending money hurts me physically and emotionally
based

[Anonymous No.55106053]

>>55105998
Only $8.4 trillion left to go. :^)

[Anonymous No.55106059]

I seems like we just t keep trading one bubble for another. First biotech, then crypto, then tech, now AI.
No pop, just one bubble to another.

[Anonymous No.55106078]

Guys wtf? I thought the market wasn't gonna pump until Trump came back. Everything is still terrible with Biden with high interest rates and inflation. Will SPY go back down to $380 or is this the new bottom?

[Anonymous No.55106091]

>>55106078
try following the news

[Anonymous No.55106095]

>>55103883
Gaem rigge.

[Anonymous No.55106098]

DEFAULT TALKS GOING WELL

[Anonymous No.55106107]

>>55105791
> so even though i made a bunch of money on friday and have a bunch of money i have a permanent depression mindset
Based, that’s how you keep money once you’ve made it.

[Anonymous No.55106114]

>>55106078
Repeat after me:
>fake economy
>fake pump
>fake market
>fake president
>fake government
>fake society

[Anonymous No.55106116]

>>55105514
Isn’t IT just certs? CompTIA and shit?

[Anonymous No.55106122]

>>55106078
>Extra money in the system
>Want to lower consumer demand to correct by putting the pinch on the regular people
>Crash the banks instead
>Hahaha whoopsie poopsie, can't have that.
>Everybody who wants a job still has a job
>I guess we will just let all this money to continue to slush around...

Spy is going to 500

[Anonymous No.55106132]

>>55106114
Gema reggid

[Anonymous No.55106148]

>Commercial Real Estate
>Guy's name is literally Bobo
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/05/27/commercial-real-estate-firms-join-to-recruit-black-student-athletes.html

[Anonymous No.55106151]

>>55106132
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minsky_moment

[Anonymous No.55106171]

>>55106151
Geem rugged

[Anonymous No.55106187]

>>55106151
>Minsky's economic theories were largely ignored for decades, until the subprime mortgage crisis of 2008 caused a renewed interest in them.

[Anonymous No.55106189]

>>55106114
>Fake body
>Fake planet
>Fake consciousness
>Fake errthang

[Anonymous No.55106192]

>>55106114
How much have you lost anon?

[Anonymous No.55106193]

>Fake poo poo
>Fake pee pee

[Anonymous No.55106215]

>>55106189
>muh simulation

[Anonymous No.55106255]

Relaxing day. Me and Wife been out and about. Didn't overspend at the KR and didn't blow a lot getting what we needed at WMT. I bought me a new shirt and a pair of jeans on a whim. MCD's breakfast wasn't screwed up either.

[Anonymous No.55106258]

Founders Everyday IPA is kinda shit. But is actually a little decent to drink as you drink more. I still prefer their golden lager but they dont distribute it in my area.

[Anonymous No.55106266]

>>55106192
>1PBTID
Why do you think we hit the debt ceiling in the first place? The treasury spent all its money propping up banks. The entire state of the market is artificial.

[Anonymous No.55106270]

>>55106255
>KR
>WMT
>MCD
But you don't own any of those stocks

[Anonymous No.55106308]

Ignored my medical bills for 3 months and they decided to write me off. Just dodged $250k in medical bills. Who says we don't have free healthcare?

[Anonymous No.55106322]

laughing at the fags that think the debt ceiling being passed will be bullish. Liquidity will get sucked away. Big sell the news event once we pump for a day or two after it gets passed.

[Anonymous No.55106343]

>>55106308
Nice
Did your credit take a hit?

[Anonymous No.55106354]

>>55103883
>1.5% up on nothing but pure fucking hopium
Jesus CHRIST we're back at coof printers aren't we?

[Anonymous No.55106363]

>>55106308
Was that your transition operation?

[Anonymous No.55106388]

How much cash is too much cash?

[Anonymous No.55106401]

>>55106388
No such thing.

[Anonymous No.55106410]

>39k SPY
>33k SOXL
>8.5k CRWD
>6k crypto
>66k cash
what's my next move bros

[Anonymous No.55106417]

>>55106363
Facial Feminization Surgery (FFS) with Dr. Harrison Lee in Beverly Hills.

[Anonymous No.55106419]

>>55106401
Well, I have 18 months of expenses in cash alone. I would have made a fortune last week if I put it all into SOXL calls.
Obviously there's a sensible middle ground somewhere in between those two extremes... but I don't know what it is

[Anonymous No.55106424]

>>55106354
In the 90s
>debt free by 2013
Fast forward today
>ah fuck it lets bury the country so niggers can have gibs
Where did it all go so wrong?

[Anonymous No.55106442]

>>55106410
100% NVDS

[Anonymous No.55106445]

>>55106410
SPXU

[Anonymous No.55106453]

>futures

[Anonymous No.55106456]

>>55106424
90's were just kino

[Anonymous No.55106468]

So soxl going to do another 20% tuesday?

[Anonymous No.55106583]

>>55106453
>hamchads have massive penises
A tale as old as time.

[Anonymous No.55106633]

Okay. I was the guy who said that SPY would reach 450 around the end of October to beginning of November. It's even clearer now after seeing the concentration of energy forming for Virgo. Still no sign of what will happen September 23 – October 23, so I think I'm going to have to wait on telling you what the planets say for that time in the market. Read pic related for the update.

[Anonymous No.55106650]

>>55106633
Why not use tarot cards at that point

[Anonymous No.55106666]

>>55106468
Who knows, but this pump is fake and gay. Marvell went up 30% even with a lame guidance. However, I'm not shorting anything. Nvidia has had disappointing retail GPU sales recently and has halted 4070 production. I don't know what they're smoking with their guidance unless there is a super sekret meme AI order on their table.

[Anonymous No.55106675]

>>55106633
Try this.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Ching_divination

[National SOXLolicst No.55106687]

They moved the debt ceiling deadline up to June 5th, prepare for another epic week of short squeezing and bobo coping, despite drinking beer, umeshu and bourbon all night I am not hungover at all. This is the power of SOXL.

[Anonymous No.55106689]

>>55106410
Sell SPY and buy TQQQ and SVIX for max retardation.

[Anonymous No.55106696]

>>55106650
Tarot cards are demonic. I'm already sinning by practicing divination. Astrology is probably the most benign, but is still a sin against God. I told him that I need to make it and God told me that it is ok for the moment but I will have to confess my sins later on in life or else he would take my gains from me and burn for eternity.

[Anonymous No.55106697]

How much money will it take to convince a women to talk to me.

[Anonymous No.55106698]

>>55106666
>halted 4070 production
has zero impact on their AI revenue projections. the 4070 is a GPU for broke gamers. AI companies are buying RTX 6000s, 6000 Adas, A100s and H100s. the 4070 only has 12GB of vram you can't do dick with AI with that.

[Anonymous No.55106699]

>>55106687
>They moved the debt ceiling deadline up to June 5th,
>we can arbitrarily move the day when we go bankrupt
Doesn't this show how fake this is?

[Anonymous No.55106712]

>>55106697
it's easier to talk to chicks when you're flat broke and unemployed because you have nothing but free time. when you have or are making money it's harder

[Anonymous No.55106713]

>>55106675
asian forms of divination are literally satanic. you realize hell awaits them, right?

[Anonymous No.55106714]

So how far will NVDA drop after the hype? I'm thinking the 330-350 range as the high end and 200 for the low end. The question is when will it happen? in 6 month? a year? or 2 years?

[Anonymous No.55106720]

>>55106698
I mentioned 4070 in the same sentence as "retail GPU sales". 4060 is supposed to be for broke gamers. We used 3070s at a CAD company where I worked as one of the IT guys.

[Anonymous No.55106731]

>>55105390
Taiwan invasion is never happening. Why do so many retarded think this fantasy is real? There is no economic, political, or military benefit for China to "take" Taiwan.

[National SOXLolicst No.55106737]

>>55106699
yes, but its fake in SOXL's favor.

[Anonymous No.55106756]

>Bought $1000 of buttcorn friday so I'd have something to look at over the long weekend.
>down 5 bucks. How will I financially recover from this?

[Anonymous No.55106766]

>>55105735
Is that gun smoke or bonanza?

[Anonymous No.55106769]

>>55106696
To pray is to accept defeat.
God is a dictator.

[Anonymous No.55106775]

>Futes

[Anonymous No.55106779]

>>55106737
Why would David Soxl care about some insignificant country's expenses?

[Anonymous No.55106780]

>>55106731
This is the main reason everyone is worried about it. Communists are known for doing stupid shit costing tens of millions of lies to save face. The CCP simply can not be counted on to act rationally.

[Anonymous No.55106788]

>>55106697
Well first of all, how old are you, how tall are you, and how much do you weigh?

[Anonymous No.55106794]

>>55106756
>down 5 bucks.
for now

[Anonymous No.55106802]

>>55106583
Hi Rocker I'll give you my three picks for the Indy 500
1. Takuma Sato - Has a good chance, a lot of experience, won Indy 500 twice already, on a good team, but starting a few rows back
2. Felix Rosenqvist - Has a pretty good chance of winning, on a good team, starting on the front row, but less experienced than Sato
3. Santino Ferrucci - Starting between the other two, but really young, a little reckless, and on an underdog team. Total zoomer (look up a pic), but talented and actually has a realistic chance of winning
Of course, it's 33 cars doing 200 laps at 220+ mph, and all three of them could crash on the first lap...

[Anonymous No.55106810]

>>55106780
CCP leadership would need to make a dramatic change for a policy shift like that. China is actually hyper conservative and anti-war despite being loud. If you analyze the cost benefits of invading Taiwan, there is just none at all.

[Anonymous No.55106818]

>>55106794
Supposedly chinks are making it legal again? I know it dumped when they made it illegal, so wtf?

[Anonymous No.55106823]

Buy Rycey!

[Anonymous No.55106828]

>>55106215
>muh simulation
It's not a simulation, it just is. It's all priced in. I am just a node on the network. Singularity has already been achieved

[Anonymous No.55106858]

Any interesting documentaries?
I already watched these multiple times:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--H8SY334Zw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHawmZbapjU

[Anonymous No.55106866]

>>55106802
Thanks poem anon, I put $25 on the gook to win. His odds are +1000 so that's a really good payout. Hopefully he wins.

[Anonymous No.55106897]

>Weekend Update
>Now down only 2 bucks after accidently shilling buttcorn on /smg/

[Anonymous No.55106918]

gonna watch the little mermaid this weekend because I own Disney Stock

[Anonymous No.55106919]

>>55106897
>$998 on the line
Why even bother watching it?

[Anonymous No.55106933]

INVEST IN SPACE AND SAVE THE SIMULATIOOOON!!!

[Anonymous No.55106934]

>>55106919
It may surprise you but most people in /smg/ are poor and stupid.

[Anonymous No.55106941]

What is some investment advise you would give to your grandson from your deathbed?

[Anonymous No.55106947]

BUY SPACE STOCKS FOR YOUR LIVEEESS!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.55106953]

>>55106941
find retards with a lot of money and inverse their trades

[Anonymous No.55106954]

>>55106788
29 181cm 75kg

[Anonymous No.55106957]

>>55106941
INVEEST IN SPAAACE!!!!

[National SOXLolicst No.55106963]

>>55106941
To always inverse midwits

[Anonymous No.55106965]

>>55106866
Cool, good luck, hope he wins. If you're free tomorrow, come find our thread on /sp/, it's a fun time

[Anonymous No.55106969]

>>55106919
Cool it with the anti semitism bucko. First warning.

[Anonymous No.55106976]

>>55106941
Jesus is King

[Anonymous No.55106979]

How did all the cool people post 2016 filter into stock market general while tv became shittier every other year.

[Anonymous No.55106981]

all signs point that I should buy ishares silver trust over the weekend, how dumb am I?

[Anonymous No.55106986]

>>55106979
Obama raped little Chinese girls on a boat with George Clooney and his husband is a man.

[Anonymous No.55106989]

Friday was the last day to sell wasn't it

[Anonymous No.55106997]

>>55106766
bonanza

[Anonymous No.55106999]

>>55105714
Best advice.

[Anonymous No.55107022]

>>55106999
Checked but aren't they schwab now?

[Anonymous No.55107031]

>>55106981
I don't know. Can you even buy that over the weekend?

[Anonymous No.55107067]

>>55106954
Ok I'm pissed you made me convert yuropoor numbers to freedom units, but yeah being 5'9 165lbs puts you in twink territory. That being said, that probably shouldn't stop you from finding a woman but you're almost 30 and your window of opportunity is closing. Once you get into your 30's and are single you fall into the "what's wrong with him" category and women start to think you're weird. Worst case scenario, you can always transition and surrender your bussy to me. You'll at least be well taken care of.

[Anonymous No.55107070]

>>55106354
>>55106424
didn't Clinton actually run a surplus when he was President? or at least part of the time

[Anonymous No.55107104]

>>55107067
>be me
>be 36
>be single
>nod my head while I’m reading because it’s the truth
>wait, fuck

It’s over isn’t it anon?

[Anonymous No.55107137]

>>55107104
Delete this.

[Anonymous No.55107139]

>>55107104
Based 87 and probably class of 05 chad. Wagmi

[Anonymous No.55107149]

>>55107104
Holy shit I'm 36 too and in the same situation
It's over

[Anonymous No.55107150]

>>55106941
Buy market ETFs, sell OTM covered calls.

[Anonymous No.55107155]

>>55107150
or just buy JEPI/JEPQ which does this for you

[Anonymous No.55107174]

>>55107150
I do this but also buy stocks in goyslop companies with internationally known logos such as KO

[Anonymous No.55107176]

>>55107070
All theoretical—the continuation of the Reagan economy was actually built on the art of a genius named Newt Gingrich.

[Anonymous No.55107178]

>>55107155
Definitely do not do this.

[Anonymous No.55107186]

>>55107070
Typical of a bullshit politician, he reclassified some debt so it wouldn't appear in the annual deficit column but guess what? Debt increased every year. Three idea that Clinton balanced the budget is fake news.

[Anonymous No.55107187]

>>55107178
why? holding 3000 shares of each rn.

[Anonymous No.55107198]

>>55107187
JPMorgan scamming you. Just compare SPY/QQQ to that fucking garbage.

[Anonymous No.55107199]

>>55107149
You know. In retrospect, having children with my past girlfriends would have likely produced a dysfunctional family. They didn’t deserve my seed. I’ll bite the bullet and become old man dad after locating my children’s future mother. It’s for the children.

[Anonymous No.55107205]

>>55106965
I'll check it out. I'll look for your self deprecating posting.
>>55107104
>36
Yep sorry anon. The silver lining of being older, ugly, and single, is you don't have to give a fuck about literally anything anymore. I don't care about clothes, I just buy bulk packs of single color t-shirts, I either wear sweatpants or basketball shorts. I no longer feel nervous around women because I know there is a 0% chance of it ever happening so I don't pander to them anymore. There is no need to go out and do anything to "keep up with the Joneses" so on my days off I usually just sit inside, shit post, and play vidya. No need to bother going to the gym because there's a 0% chance of anything happening so why bother? I know this sounds really depressing, but it's actually a very freeing feeling. When you are handed an absolute that you can't fight, you can actually relax a little.

[Anonymous No.55107233]

>>55107199
Good luck with that
I know I have no chance of finding a woman or having kids.
>>55107205
This is my problem. For some reason, I still think there's a chance... even though there's not. Maybe if I can 10,000x on some options some woman will want something to do with me

[Anonymous No.55107239]

>>55106756
you need to watch john wayne movies with it too
el dorado is good but there's bunches and bunches

[Anonymous No.55107241]

>>55107205
>When you are handed an absolute that you can't fight, you can actually relax a little.
Weirdly encouraging...

[Anonymous No.55107258]

>>55107233
There's still a chance if you have money. You can go to chinkland and grab a 7/10 wife almost effortlessly (see baggot). I just don't have the money for that and couldn't stare my family in the face if I came to the family barbecue with a mail order wife.

[Anonymous No.55107285]

>>55107258
lol, I don't have this problem because my dad got a mail order bride and my brother nocked up three different negresses

[Anonymous No.55107298]

>>55107258
Well I'm still a former glowie contractor, so if I go to any of those sketchy SEA countries, I'll end up with a hood over my head zip tied in the back of a van. Same for Eastern Europe. I don't have the operator skills to safely leave the NATO or Five Eyes countries.
Also... same. My family already thinks pretty lowly of me.

[Anonymous No.55107348]

>>55107205
There is a degree of freedom with it. If it went either way, I’d be fine. Pros and cons to both outcomes.

[Anonymous No.55107349]

>>55107031
well, for monday
but chart is looking bullish

[Anonymous No.55107358]

>>55107349
>monday

[Anonymous No.55107372]

>>55107358
I totally meant tuesday, you have to believe me anon

[Anonymous No.55107394]

>>55107285
Go get yourself a gookfu then.
>>55107298
Sorry to here that, maybe you can get a hohol refugee wife?

[Anonymous No.55107397]

>>55107258
just go to colombia. take some courses with duolingo until you feel you can adequately speak spanish and boom.

[Anonymous No.55107419]

>>55107258
Have entertained the thought of finding a based Eastern European tradwife prospect to coax over here. Western women have damn near lost the plot.

Stopped at a thought though. Doubtful I would.

[Anonymous No.55107421]

>>55107067
>>55107205
It sounds like you have standards you don't want to compromise on, but instead you just say its impossible. You are destroying yourself for no reason. What do you gain from this mindset? Talking to girls? Not caring about things that don't matter? You had the power to change your attitude at any time, your depression is just an excuse to give up. If you really changed your attitude, then why not just talk to women normally now if theres no risk? Say and do whatever you want if you really have freedom.

[Anonymous No.55107433]

>>55107198
ytd QQQ beats JEPI for sure but over the past 10 years JEPI has averaged a higher annual return than SPY (if you look at JEPIX results the private fund).
you could argue that the tax implications suck but guess what losers never do: complain about taxes.
JEPI/JEPQ fits in a niche that I want to have which is income. when it's the end of of the month like now I like knowing I've got that dividend payment coming right around the corner.
in my trading account i do a lot more degenerate shit i never even touch QQQ it's strictly TQQQ if i'm trading the index for me. but i balance that out with my income account. which basically gives me a psychological edge knowing that even if i make terrible trades or zero trades i'm still getting cash money to pay bills with at the end of the month.

[Anonymous No.55107441]

>>55107397
Latin America is good in my book. Based and trad-pilled.

[Anonymous No.55107450]

>>55107421
Anon speaks truth

[Anonymous No.55107473]

>>55106858
chimp empire

[Anonymous No.55107477]

Any good stocks that I can put in and forget about for 6 months? I work and can’t follow stocks daily.

[Anonymous No.55107491]

>>55107477
Try shorting coinbase

[Anonymous No.55107495]

>>55107477
not a stock but if you cant follow stuff, just throw it into an ETF like QQQ or VTI until you have time

[Anonymous No.55107497]

>>55107419
It's not that difficult, I would go there and avoid the ones on dating sites, the girls in remote areas don't realize they are 10s anywhere else but also don't speak English

[Anonymous No.55107506]

>>55107397
Selena get out of my general NOW!!!!
>>55107421
It's a little more complicated than that anon. I've made a lot of mistake educationally and occupationally that have essentially shoehorned me into a mediocre life. When I was in my 20's I had the same mindset as you. I got tired of being a fat slob and worked out 6 days a week, got into terrific shape, dated a bunch of girls, went to bars and parties and had the time of my life. But it was exhausting. I don't have the fuel left in the gas tank to go through the grueling workouts, and clean eating. I also work all the fucking time and since I don't have any real tangible skills outside of the gift of gab, it kind of caps how much money I can make. Generally around the $20-30 an hour range which isn't enough to buy jack shit anymore. Just tired man, and I'm going to live my life by my rules now.

[Anonymous No.55107508]

>>55107477
Overstock

[Anonymous No.55107517]

>>55107241
Yes that's true. See when I was in my 20s to early 30s there was pressure to:
1. Get a "real job" as opposed to the nice but somewhat poorly paying job I've held for 15 years now
2. Get married
3. Have children
I was not opposed to 2, 3 I refuse because of the amount of mental illness in my family with genetic correlation. I consider it cruel to produce offspring with a such a high percentage chance of inheriting some or all of the family batshit.
Now 39 and there's no expectation anymore. When i get together with mom, she doesn't pout at me and say "I want more grandkids" anymore.

[Anonymous No.55107540]

>>55107506
man you are good

[Anonymous No.55107570]

>futures

[Anonymous No.55107581]

>>55107506
You should do things for improving yourself and for people around you. Doing things for selfish reasons leads no where, and you seemed to figure that out. Start working out again, cook for yourself, go for a run. You don't need to buy anything. Go to church, or just watch online. Care about yourself.

[Anonymous No.55107657]

>>55107477
First thing that comes to mind, and feel free to correct or add to, are domestic companies that will profit from reduced globalization, or US exports that benefit from that also.

First three examples that come to mind…
1. Energy (US shale oil still has a lot of room to expand at a low price point right as legacy oil regions are about to be, or are, conflict zones)

2. Fertilizer (US is either 80% self sufficient or covers the slack with Canadian imports. Canada produces much more fertilizer than it needs. Other countries will need it, particularly Brazil)

3. Mid-level electronic component production (Covid made it super clear that Taiwan and China might not be super reliable always. Plenty of US companies looking at or actively planning Texas-Mexico region)

Put simply. North America is the most geographically and resource blessed area of the world and have increasingly been scaling back their role as world police. (If the Ukraine War happened in 2003, US troops would be on the ground officially, instead of US weapons, tech, money, supply, and training with Ukrainian skin) They’ll have to grow their domestic industries significantly for that trend to continue.

My armchair two-cents.

[Anonymous No.55107660]

Can we take a breather next week? I'd like to close some of these short calls and reposition.

[Anonymous No.55107696]

>>55107657
Europe? Zero growth until inflation and now suddenly its more valuable. China? Its going to run 300% debt to gdp by 2026 and make Japan look fiscally liberal. Most south american and African countries arent stable. Asian countries are hit and miss which leaves the US who is friendshoring factories to mexococo

[Anonymous No.55107701]

I’m so desperate for pussy I might finally make a tinder account. I know I’m good looking enough I’m just autistic as shit and can’t carry a conversation to save my life. Fml.

[Anonymous No.55107747]

>>55104047
You'll be fine, anon.
>>55104755
I don't want a Porsche, too hard to wrench on your own.
>>55105306
What fighting game tournament?
>>55105258
Based. Hope you mean the 500. Went to the Indy grand prix 2 weeks ago, myself.

[Anonymous No.55107751]

>>55107701
> I know I’m good looking
Saying that on an anonymous board is probably the saddest think I've read in awhile.

[Anonymous No.55107753]

Fornication is a sin, anons
At least that's what i tell myself to try to make myself feel better

[Anonymous No.55107757]

>>55107701
Use chatgpt and have it come up with your responses on tinder. Problem solved.

[Anonymous No.55107769]

>>55107701
it's Tinder, bottom of the barrel all you need is a pulse and know how to use emojis

[Anonymous No.55107787]

>>55107769
Tinder is just chock full of arrogant single mothers. Better off chasing fatties on bumble.

[Anonymous No.55107789]

>>55107753
something something belly of a whore instead of the ground

[Anonymous No.55107796]

Had some time to kill. So read another hentai doujin. Stressed out dude who works a lot lets his apt turn into an epic mess. Finally gets a day off and hires a cleaning service. Hot babe from the service shows up. Cleans his apt and even cooks him a meal. While eating his phone goes off. The stress finally gets to him and he faints. Cleaning babe takes his phone and tosses it away. Puts his head in her lap and gives him a massage. He comes to and uh the sight of her nice tits up close wakes up his cock. Cleaning babe notices and decides fucking him will relax him more. So they fuck on the couch. Hey he only paid for the basic service option to.

[Anonymous No.55107808]

>>55107796
sounds nice

[Anonymous No.55107822]

>>55107751
Anon, that’s hardly the saddest thing about my life.

[Anonymous No.55107826]

>>55107497
Noted. I have been working on my Spanish a lot more over the last year. Figured I’d shoot for sufficient fluency to be able to navigate normal life outside of work/technical stuff. Because, why not?

[Anonymous No.55107836]

>30 and ready to settle down

[Anonymous No.55107851]

>>55107822
Don't tell me you're asian... then I would feel really bad.

[Anonymous No.55107863]

>>55107851
I’m a happa…

[Anonymous No.55107898]

>>55107822
If you're in fact "good looking" you wouldn't have any problem getting a woman. When I was younger I think I only ever actually asked out one woman. The rest of the time they approached me, or made it so painfully obvious that even the most autistic person would know that they're hitting on you. I remember when I was 23 there was a girl that use to go to the same bar as me after work. It was definitely the bar that everyone who worked in the restaurant biz frequented. After talking to her a few times she invited me over to her apartment for a watch party of some show, I think it was survivor or something. I show up and I'm the only one there, so I was like "ok I get it". So we ended up sitting and watching some dumb show as she inched closed to me. I was pretty autistic at the time and talking about house paint or something when she told me to shut up and kissed me. I ended up licking her butthole that night. God she was annoying as hell but she had a terrific body. We never dated but anytime we were at the bar at closing time and we were alone we just kind of looked at each other and went home together. Her cat gave me fleas.

[Anonymous No.55107912]

>janny hard at work on the weekend

[Anonymous No.55107926]

My current margin rate is fucking 13%. How the hell am I supposed to make money with this bullshit??? God damn might as well be buying stocks with a fucking credit card dude

[Anonymous No.55107949]

>>55107926
this is hilarious when you consider how hard we were crabbing the last two months and how low vix went.

[Anonymous No.55107956]

>>55107926
Get a personal loan. That's what I did. Back before rates went nuts. I pay 220 a month. Loan will be paid off in 2026.

[Anonymous No.55107957]

>>55107912
It's one thing to spend a holiday weekend here, but imagine how goddamn pathetic your life must be to spend a beautiful holiday weekend here flagging posts as off-topic. Goddamn, no matter how pathetic my life gets at least it will never be that pathetic.

[Anonymous No.55107970]

>>55107957
I wonder how much they get paid to do lol

[Anonymous No.55107971]

>>55107956
Yeah but you get the personal loan and you margin the cash, so that doesn’t change the 13% fucking margin rate

[Anonymous No.55107986]

is bezos trying too hard, or based?

[Anonymous No.55107987]

>>55106976
>Come to mass with us
Post the real pictures of the overweight low t mass goes

[Anonymous No.55107990]

>>55107926
>How the hell am I supposed to make money with this bullshit???
deduct it from capital gains

[Anonymous No.55107999]

>>55107926
>he didnt buy nvidia on margin

plenty of stocks have gone up 100%+ like AMD, SHOP, META

Even google and amazon have gone up 40% from their lows. Get good, faggot.

[Anonymous No.55108007]

>>55107696
North America is really on easy mode in comparison. It would take a 200 person team of literal retards leading the US government to fuck it up. In truth, only America is a threat to America. Primary reason the murmurings of “national divorce” is a downs-tier idea when the state system already allows substantial autonomy for different regions if the federal government would kindly fuck off from local issues.

[Anonymous No.55108022]

>>55107990
I have to make at least 13% though to have any gains to deduct from, and I just breakeven then Jesus Christ

>>55107999
Yeah that’s what I’m saying I’m forced to gamble on fucking high beta trash to make fuckall with this rate dude

[Anonymous No.55108030]

>>55108022
0% interest rates have broken your brain dude, margin was never supposed to be a safe way to enhance shit like dividend aristocrat gains

[Anonymous No.55108032]

>>55108022
>’m forced to gamble on fucking high beta trash
0 dte SPY contracts my nig. It's the modern day Chicago trading pits.

[Anonymous No.55108044]

>Overstock post was deleted

POWERTRIPPING JANNY WANTS YOU TO BE POOR
DOESNT UNDERSTAND THE CONNECTION BETWEEN ANIME GIRLS AND FINANCE
DOESNT UNDERSTAND VALUATIONS

JANNY YOU ARE A WASTE OF LIFE

[Anonymous No.55108046]

>>55107747
Combo Breaker.
Under night pools.

[Anonymous No.55108051]

>>55108044
>investing in a company that overstocks inventory

[Anonymous No.55108052]

>>55107657
>US shale oil still has a lot of room to expand at a low price point
no it doesn't. Shale needs high oil prices to remain viable

[Anonymous No.55108060]

>>55108030
Large-cap US performance has broken my brain. I can’t think of any good reason I would want to leverage trade high volatility garbage, leverage works best with low vol

>>55108032
One day I’ll get serious about creating a working options strategy, but I’ve made and lost a fortune with options too many times now I need a war chest to draw on

[Anonymous No.55108070]

>>55107747
>Hope you mean the 500.
Of course, I'm the one that gave Rocker the picks >>55106802
See you in the /sp/ thread tomorrow, or will you be there in person?

[Anonymous No.55108076]

>>55108060
You can achieve leverage with deep ITM calls in a very similar manner

[Anonymous No.55108077]

>>55105182
If you truly lost and sold then you shouldn't have any capital gains on the year, unless you plan on bagholding

[Anonymous No.55108090]

N

[Anonymous No.55108091]

>>55108051
You don’t REALLY think that, do you?
They are an asset-light internet-based retailer without brick and mortar locations, and they are eating the lunch of BBBY and Wayfair to fuel their gains.

[Anonymous No.55108097]

>>55108091
No but their name is stupid and for that reason, I am out.

[Anonymous No.55108101]

>>55108076
Yeah you’re right. Fuck maybe I’ll work on my python skills, make a delta one bot. Sounds like a lot of work though

[Anonymous No.55108104]

>>55107701
>create only fans account
>upload obscure amateur videos that don’t show face, roughly your body type
>post ad on Reddit/Twitter/4chan saying you’re a MF4F
>plot twist
>tell every girl that responds that they’re the third
>both show up, both think the other is your GF
>becoolnigga.png
>you get to fuck both
>they both leave you in peace and satisfaction
>bonus profit if you choose to upload and share video

The perfect ‘crime’. A moment of brilliant thought I’ve just now pieced together. Wagmi fren

[Anonymous No.55108106]

>>55108090
new Turing test

[Anonymous No.55108126]

>>55108101
>a delta one bot
QRD?

[Anonymous No.55108132]

>>55108090
You're damn right N. I just took a nice fucking NAP

[Anonymous No.55108140]

>>55108090
I

[Anonymous No.55108152]

>>55108140
G

[Anonymous No.55108157]

>>55108152
G

[Anonymous No.55108177]

baking

[Anonymous No.55108195]

>>55108157
E

[Anonymous No.55108213]

>>55108195
R

[Anonymous No.55108229]

>best /smg/ ever

[Anonymous No.55108235]

>>55108213
S

[Anonymous No.55108238]

>>55108229
indeed

[Anonymous No.55108254]

>come back from vacation to euphoria in the markets and a raise on my paycheck.
Holy shit 3 straight days of soxl pumping. I probably should have sold Friday since I don't know what the fuck is going on but it is what it is. We're so fucking back bros

[Anonymous No.55108266]

Alright boys I need to go buy groceries and vote in Alberta provincial election. The NDP shall not regain power if I have anything to say about it. NDP is bearish for oil, bearish for gas, bullish for Ottawa's 'Turn Canada In To A Third World Country' initiative.

[Anonymous No.55108271]

>>55108070
I'll be in the thread. I've never been to the 500 in person. It's too damn busy. I go to the grand prix every year though.

[Anonymous No.55108277]

>>55108266
Dont bother. I'm voting NDP if you vote to cancel out your redneck vote

Death to oil. Long tech.

[Anonymous No.55108281]

>>55108090
>>55108140
>>55108152
>>55108157
>>55108195
>>55108213
>>55108235

[Anonymous No.55108291]

>>55108266
>Turn
Always has been

[Anonymous No.55108310]

>missed out on teenage love
why even live

[Anonymous No.55108343]

>>55108052
Alright I’m off on that. The gap is bound to narrow, question is, how much. I think con break even avg. ~$31bbl vs shale break even avg ~$45bbl… roughly. Shale tech’s return has only been economically justifiable for ~15 years. Tech, experience, and infrastructure should improve. I suppose interruptions in international supply would be the key factor here. Suppose we’ll see how the Iranian-Saudi-Israeli war plays out.

[Anonymous No.55108371]

>>55108044
>>Overstock post was deleted
what was the post about? i'm keeping my eye on Overstock

[Anonymous No.55108390]

>>55108277
My vote counts more than your's.

[National SOXLolicst No.55108423]

>>55108310
It wasn't like anime if you live in America so don't worry

[Anonymous No.55108478]

>>55108423
what you mean?

[Anonymous No.55108489]

>>55108414
>>55108414
>>55108414

[Anonymous No.55108500]

[Anonymous No.55108518]

>>55108238

[Anonymous No.55108562]

semis are gonna giga pump again on tues arent they? i think market open would be the time to load shorts for the pulllback but its so dangerous with ndx/sox in this situation. almost not even worth shorting

[Anonymous No.55108572]

[Anonymous No.55108573]

watching samurai jack for the first time

[National SOXLolicst No.55108585]

>>55108478
it was just mostly practice for real romance

[Anonymous No.55108650]

>>55108572
What dis

[Anonymous No.55108661]

>>55108650
It's my chart, it shows how I'm doing

[Anonymous No.55108676]

>>55104634
Make sure to get your Jynneos mpox vaccine, manufactured by Bavarian Nordic (ticker: BVNRY). 2 doses!

[Anonymous No.55108688]

so what the fuck do i do next tuesday? i closed all my positions because this shit is so fucking insane that i know i'll get clowned by cosmic forces that will dump anything i buy and pump anything i short

[Anonymous No.55108695]

Here's another chart. This one is more fun

[Anonymous No.55108697]

>Almost went the whole day without opening 4channel or /smg/
I'll manage it tomorrow. I need to leave this place its sucking up my entire life.

[Anonymous No.55108703]

>>55108585
not true. first one (the first serious one) is always the most real. with each subsequent person your capacity for love gets halved. on top of this, the ability to love also disappears with age.

[Anonymous No.55108799]

This is the chart that really matters though

[Anonymous No.55108809]

>>55108802
>>55108802
>>55108802
>>55108802

[Anonymous No.55108829]

>>55108809
Baked!!

[Anonymous No.55108867]

>>55108572
>>55108661
kick ass
BLESSED

[Anonymous No.55110178]

>>55106410
Go all it. Cash is trash.