/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL No.55095834]

Late Breakfast Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

prev: >>55094819

[Anonymous No.55095851]

B-Bobo? Everything alright dude?

[Anonymous No.55095856]

Sell the VIX

[Anonymous No.55095859]

Should I go long?

[Anonymous No.55095860]

Jim Cramer computers was right but all the inverse cramer homos are ignoring it

[Anonymous No.55095861]

YOU PUSH IT

[Anonymous No.55095864]

>>55095834
Stop betting against the American economy and you'll make money. It's that simple, thirdie.

[Anonymous No.55095866]

I still have some tqqq calls that I'm slowly selling? What do I buy? Wait for a dip and buy costco, nvda, msft?
Or some UPRO?

[Anonymous No.55095867]

What do you call this pattern?

[Anonymous No.55095871]

>>55095856
Speaking of which, where are those niggers from yesterday saying I got heemed shorting VIX futures? NEVER QUESTION ME BOY

[Anonymous No.55095876]

>>55095867
Target acquisition

[Anonymous No.55095880]

all you need is m15 candles

[Anonymous No.55095882]

>>55095861
>YOU PUSH IT

[Anonymous No.55095887]

>>55095851
No. I'm physically hurting

[Anonymous No.55095888]

>>55095861

[Anonymous No.55095889]

Stop fucking chopping holy shit. How does anyone make any money at all in this jewish market?

[Anonymous No.55095890]

You bought calls right anon?

[Anonymous No.55095891]

>>55095867
bigotry

[Anonymous No.55095892]

>>55095867
The regional bank

[Anonymous No.55095893]

WARNING
>WARNING
WARNING
>DANGER
DANGER
>DANGER
BOIL HAS FORMED A BIRD

[Anonymous No.55095895]

21
>21
21
>21
21
>21

[Anonymous No.55095894]

>>55095860
Clown world will reach its peak when the play is to copycat Jim Cramer.

[Anonymous No.55095896]

We're just going to sneak back to all time highs before the end of the summer aren't we. AI boom is here. Techboom x 100. Also, inflation means higher highs must be met for companies to attain equal value as they had before. This shit's about to get crazy.

[Anonymous No.55095898]

>he baked

[Anonymous No.55095900]

Daily stochastic is all that matters, can you believe it?

[Anonymous No.55095911]

Just woke up, why am I green?

[Anonymous No.55095915]

>>55095895
>21
>>21
>21
>>21
>21
>>21
21 defeated. We have no yet reached full power.3

[Anonymous No.55095918]

Say something nice about this altruist

[Anonymous No.55095927]

>>55095915
Full power soon frens

[Anonymous No.55095928]

What are some good AI stocks to invest in other than Google and Microsoft?

[Anonymous No.55095929]

palantir bros it is finally our time... tell your mom to buy hurry before its too late

[Anonymous No.55095935]

*ahem*
Fuck bobos and fuck commodities

[Anonymous No.55095936]

I'm beginning to think maybe the market isn't wrong and maybe. Just maybe SMG is fucking dumb and doesn't know shit

[Anonymous No.55095937]

>>55095928
PLTR
UIPATH
ORACLE
C3.AI(LOL)
UPSTART

[Anonymous No.55095939]

>>55095890
Who is picrel?

[Anonymous No.55095943]

>>55095918
Based Biden actually brought normal life back. We will moon if they can keep that retard Zion Don out.
>Zion Don gives billions to blacks
>Tanks the economy on COVID
>Bitches and moans for 3 years
>Biden gives billions to Ukraine
>Watches Russia shit and piss in real time
>Economy rallies
I'm officially riden with Biden

[Anonymous No.55095944]

>>55095929
>palantir bros it is finally our time... tell your mom to buy hurry before its too late

[Anonymous No.55095945]

>>55095880
Does this actually help? what's a good way to learn how to actually utilize candles?

[Quasar !!7McZD6mb6Mp No.55095951]

These work requirements are going to put so much stress on the working families of America and must be strongly opposed.

[Anonymous No.55095954]

>>55095945
Ask gpt to make a script that sees the future based on candles

[Anonymous No.55095964]

So if my sqqq average is 36, what do I do in this situation

[Anonymous No.55095966]

>>55095896
>ATH August
>Everything dumps in Autumn and the media explanation is student loans resuming
Get ready.

[Anonymous No.55095968]

>>55095936
You are right. I'm stupid trusting in the central banks.

[Anonymous No.55095969]

I think it's a sign of a healthy economy when the government tries to manipulate the stock market and public opinion through mass online astroturfing.

[Anonymous No.55095971]

>>55095964
Buy a rope

[Anonymous No.55095974]

SOXS bros... how you holding up?

[Anonymous No.55095977]

>>55095969
Is the government astroturfing in the room with us now?

[Anonymous No.55095980]

>>55095964
>>55095971

[Anonymous No.55095982]

anyone hold O for long periods before? is it worth owning because of the monthly dividend?

[Anonymous No.55095984]

https://ucr.fbi.gov/crime-in-the-u.s/2019/crime-in-the-u.s.-2019/topic-pages/tables/table-43

Some boomer was complaining about kids not walking

[Anonymous No.55095986]

>>55095968
You're stupid for not trusting them. Otherwise you'd be long.

[Anonymous No.55095989]

>>55095977
Actually, yes.

[Anonymous No.55095991]

>>55095969
Bobo cope

[Anonymous No.55095992]

>>55095974
34% down and counting. its hard not to just pull the plug but there has to a bounce back at some point

[Anonymous No.55095995]

>>55095977
>>55095977
of course

[Anonymous No.55095997]

>>55095969
Who gives a shit? Don't hide just buy.

[Anonymous No.55095999]

Ok, so here's a new speculative idea I've been thinking about:
IRBT

iRobot is a smart vacuum cleaner design and manufacturing company. In fact, they were the innovators that got this product segment off the ground. Nowadays, however, cheap Chinese clones have cut pricing and taken a lot of market share. The company, as it stands, is on it's death bed.
On it's own, I would never touch IRBT given current circumstances and the current state of the economy, in particular middle class discretionary spending. But there's a twist, AMZN has an open buyout offer to takeover IRBT at $61 per share. The shares as they stand trade at $33 today.

So, why the large spread? Biden's FTC is challenging the takeover on anti-monopolistic basis. Its an attempt to reverse the appearance under the Trump administration that any megacap buyout/merger would be allowed to pass.
The beauty of this setup is that the cheaper IRBT trades, despite this buyout offer, the more clear the signal that this company is complete toast should the offer be blocked. IRBT's earnings report a few weeks ago made that crystal clear: Revenue down nearly 50% and a loss in that quarter alone equivalent to 10% of their present market cap. Blocking the merger is equivalent to marking iRobot for death, a huge boon for China and absolute destruction of American jobs. The optics of this, knowing that the whole thing could've been prevented had the merger passed, will prevent the FTC from taking any real action. They'll signal opposition for the favorable headlines, perhaps they'll even force some small concession about union bullshit or employee leave, but in the end take no meaningful action to truly prevent the deal.

Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.55096002]

Everything is booming on the precipice of a depression

[Anonymous No.55096003]

Just know bobos haven't be right since october. Not one of them here. They should be mocked and scoffed at.

[Anonymous No.55096009]

STOP FUCKING BUYING YOU ASSHOLES

[Anonymous No.55096014]

>>55095945
You can watch this for a start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOWi5YWMHCY

For me it's finding your timeframe where you have time to analyse and manage the positions, ie decide for a bias and also execute the trade. So for instance on the 1min TF it's very difficult, especially with indicators because they lag and so you need to anticipate a lot and this requires insane experience.

you also take one lower timeframe for entry and to peek into the reference timeframe to see in advance the V-shape reversal.

The only thing to know for oscillators is to use the same indicator with different periods, ie 1 short 1 medium and 1 long like i did in the picture.

Also use a stop loss and never ever change it to increase you risk. Always move it to break even and then trail manually.

An finally, always reduce your greed and use 2 or 3 lots to take partial profits at each consolidation.

[Anonymous No.55096018]

>>55096009

[Anonymous No.55096021]

if i wasnt a pussy i probably would kill myself. my life sucks.

[Anonymous No.55096022]

>>55095939
piper perri
>futures

[Anonymous No.55096024]

Imagine being a VIX market maker right literally forced to buy every single contract I sell. My actual paypig on every spiritual, physical, and financial level
>and loving every minute of it you dirty slut

[Anonymous No.55096028]

WTHWT?!?!

MORE BAD PCE REPORTS?!?!

[Anonymous No.55096030]

RIP Bobo

[Anonymous No.55096031]

I hate jannies so much its unreal.

[Anonymous No.55096033]

Holy fuck this is insane lmao

[Anonymous No.55096038]

i bought TQQQ right at the open and im about to cum

[Anonymous No.55096040]

>>55096009
No

[Anonymous No.55096041]

>>55096014
Thank you non satire anon. Time to do more research :)

[Anonymous No.55096048]

Was up 8% ytd and that has entirely retraced because of my SQQQ hold

[Anonymous No.55096050]

lol,
lmao even

[Anonymous No.55096054]

>>55096009
VIX is so dead lmao

[Anonymous No.55096058]

>>55096050
I think this one might be worth a rofl

[Anonymous No.55096059]

um TQQQ please just take a breather ^___^ no need to kill off a portion of /smg/

[Anonymous No.55096062]

>>55096009
>STOP FUCKING BUYING YOU ASSHOLES

[Anonymous No.55096065]

I shorted right before the pump. Always countertrade me

[Anonymous No.55096069]

its starting to hit me. ive lost 1/4 of my money. no way in hell im getting it back. i fucking failed.

[Anonymous No.55096070]

EAT SHIT BOBO FUCKIN SCUM!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.55096075]

>>55096070
What the fuck is this degen zoomer Big Brother shit?

[Anonymous No.55096077]

>>55096002
>Everything is booming on the precipice of a depression
It's almost like shadowy organization is pulling the levers behind the scenes.

[Anonymous No.55096079]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55096080]

>>55096058
a smooth +50pts on the SPX in about 60 minutes.

[Anonymous No.55096089]

>Open hour complete and it's still rolling

[Anonymous No.55096093]

>>55096062
I did. I spent my entire paycheck last week and can't buy again til I get paid next week

[Anonymous No.55096097]

>>55096059
Yes, there is a need. Sadism

[Anonymous No.55096099]

>>55096089
Down now just means slightly sideways for a bit. Up means mooning.

[Anonymous No.55096101]

The best part is when I short it not only crabs, no. I always manage to short GIGApumps. ABSOLUTE ULTRAPUMPS.

[Anonymous No.55096102]

what was the point of it all.
i am such a fool.
why did i short the bottom.

[Anonymous No.55096105]

Everyone going long on a friday in case they agree on a deal for the debt ceiling over the weekend. The thing itself can only fade once they actually agree on something.

[Anonymous No.55096107]

monday is memorial day
will the markets close early today?

[Anonymous No.55096108]

Here is bear who has been calling the top since february
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmlfS56nZsnX_5F1fjvX0QA/videos

he gets fucked day after day

Same with ''the maverick'' and same with jeff whatever from the eurodollar university

[Anonymous No.55096117]

>bobo sat out on the golden ai run

[Anonymous No.55096118]

>>55096075
The only good BB ended years ago; it was the UK version. Amerimutts need not reply with their cope.
This is the only reasonable replacement, albeit a bit shoddily operated.
>>55096107
No, they're not closed early today.

[Anonymous No.55096119]

>>55096107
no not early but it will be closed monday.

[Anonymous No.55096123]

>>55096118
>>55096119
ok ty

[Anonymous No.55096125]

soxl holy shit

So the algo are really confident about us getting out if this without recession and going back to growth with 6% interest rate?
or is it just Greedflation (again)

[Anonymous No.55096130]

>>55096118
Reality TV was never good you sanctimonious fuck.

[Anonymous No.55096142]

>>55096118
kys mohammed

[Anonymous No.55096143]

>>55096130
>Stop liking things I don't like
Go back to your john rocker videos, you fucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.55096147]

the market killed stocktwits. there were so many bobos on stocktwits. i should have got my head out of my ass and noticed

[Anonymous No.55096154]

>>55095974
Down almost 20% since this time yesterday. I’m not sure if it’s dumber to hold or dump it

[Anonymous No.55096155]

This is literally unbelievable
I don't believe it

[Anonymous No.55096156]

Bobos are getting absolutely annihilated. But for real this is ridiculous, NASDAQ is almost 30% this year. And it doesn't seem to stop anytime soon. Greedflation is taking firm roots in everyone's hearts. And now, service inflation is gonna skyrocket in summer and stonks will follow suit. Absolutely brutal market

[Anonymous No.55096157]

>>55096143
There's only one John Rocker I like and respect.

[Anonymous No.55096159]

>>55096065
>Always countertrade me
what's your next move?

[Anonymous No.55096160]

>>55096105
They were always going to agree on something. Did you really think 600 of the wealthiest most powerful people on the planet were really just going to sit around and watch the USD implode because they couldn't agree on welfare checks? It's theater and they do this shit every 4 years.

[Anonymous No.55096162]

>spy still stuck below 4200

Lmao

[Anonymous No.55096163]

>>55096147
>there were so many bobos on stocktwits.
fug wish i would have saw that.

[Anonymous No.55096164]

>>55096108
>same with jeff whatever from the eurodollar university
this fuck and his pedophile sidekick

[Anonymous No.55096169]

>>55095929
>>55095944
How long do I hold?
My avg buy price is 10, hold till 20?

[Anonymous No.55096172]

>>55096117
>bobo sat out on the golden ai run
t-the depression is coming soon tho. you just wait!

[Anonymous No.55096173]

>>55096142
>kys mohammed
I'm Canadian. My dad moved from England, 40 years ago.
kys you fucking mcdonalds breed mutt
>>55096147
How do you think the debt ceiling shit is going to go? Wouldn't lowering spending be a negative for equities?

[Anonymous No.55096176]

Remember when i said the pattern will break to the upside and you won't believe your eyes?

[Anonymous No.55096180]

>>55096173
fuck you nigger go suck muslim cock

[Anonymous No.55096179]

>>55096125
>and going back to growth with 6% interest rate
Maybe they assume Jerome 'zombie hunter' Powell is going to call it quits with the rate hikes in the third quarter?

[Anonymous No.55096182]

>>55096169
Couldn't tell you fren. I don't follow PLTR anymore. But the memes are forever.

[Anonymous No.55096183]

>>55095867
open wound

[Anonymous No.55096188]

My boomer stocks keep weighing down my portfolio

[Anonymous No.55096190]

>>55096156
Zoom out. We're down hard from the 2020 high.

[Anonymous No.55096192]

>>55096159
Short even more

[Anonymous No.55096193]

There are no brakes on the SOXL train

[Anonymous No.55096195]

So why is line going up again?

[Anonymous No.55096194]

>>55096173
i dont know. all i know is rates are still high. i feel like theyre finally squeezing bears hard so they can dump it.

[Anonymous No.55096196]

>>55096176

[Anonymous No.55096203]

Even Intel is up today. I couldn't believe how far their stock fell yesterday with all the GPU and AI stuff they have in the pipeline.

[Anonymous No.55096204]

>>55096176
why would a rising wedge break down? it's literally called a rising wedge...

[Anonymous No.55096208]

Can't believe this pump. It's actually over for bears. There is nothing that can tank it anymore.

[Anonymous No.55096209]

wtf my QQQ is almost back in the green

[Anonymous No.55096210]

Sqqq bros I don’t feel so good. I don’t think I’ll ever get my money back

[Anonymous No.55096211]

>>55096195
PPT and AI hype

[Anonymous No.55096212]

AMDbros ww@?

[Anonymous No.55096218]

>>55096210
take a loan and double down.

[Anonymous No.55096223]

SPX^ to 4300

and the to 1 month 6%

[Anonymous No.55096227]

>SOXL
Holy fuck

[Anonymous No.55096229]

I should have bought way more schd

[Anonymous No.55096231]

If anyone posts webm and kills this rally... I swear to god...

[Anonymous No.55096235]

>>55096195
Because I'm still holding

[Anonymous No.55096236]

fuck jannies

[Anonymous No.55096237]

>>55096223
Lots of people here falling for the coordinated shilling and getting themselves HOOKED.

[Anonymous No.55096239]

Lotta exuberance for bank popmerica

[Anonymous No.55096241]

>>55096212
been here for years

[Anonymous No.55096242]

We"re overbought and the correction will be glorious. There's no way we're starting a new bull market from this level. You were warned mumucux.

[Anonymous No.55096249]

IM GONNA FUCKING CAPITULATE IS IT EVEN WORTH IT IM GONNA LOSE IT ALL

[Anonymous No.55096252]

HUGE day for the stock market

[Anonymous No.55096254]

>>55096223
yes and no
SPX medium term goal is ~4350pts (+/- 75pts)
after the debt ceiling theater is resolved short term yields will trend down while people will be astonished that longer term yields will trend up slowly instead of coming down as well.

[Anonymous No.55096255]

>>55095867
burgers?

[Anonymous No.55096258]

>>55096194
>tfw you sold your QQQ position, thinking tech would drop
>NVDA AI scampumps the market
Dumping would be nice...

[Anonymous No.55096268]

22
>22
22
>22
22
>22

[Anonymous No.55096271]

>>55096237
a glowie pump and dump

or run of the mill Hebrew nonsense>

[Anonymous No.55096274]

>>55096022
face looks so different without the blonde hair visible

[Anonymous No.55096278]

WE WERE WRONG BOBOS WE WERE WRONG
I LOST 20k OUT OF MY 50K PORTFOLIO
ILL NEVER GET IT BACK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55096279]

>>55096155
WERE GOING FURTHER

[Anonymous No.55096285]

If we pump, we pump

If we dump, we dump

Winners stay winning

Losers stay losing

Would you rather swim upstream or downstream? Do not ever fight the market.

[Anonymous No.55096287]

>>55096108
The problem with the NASDAQ is every hedge fund shorted the tech companies back in November/December. Unfortunately the TGA kept the juices following and so no one started really feeling the pinch. All of Q1 earnings huge pumps has just been short contracts expiring and having to buy the shares at much higher prices. There is no 50% gain in expected sales from NVIDIA in Q2, that’s just part of the narrative so you don’t know that this is the fucking top and once we reach a deal it’ll all come crashing down. The fun and games will stop once the yahoos in Washington pull their heads out of their asses. The current narrative of “A.I” is a lie, or “ignore the Dow Jones”. We are gonna enter bad times and those times have started. Make sure you’re short by June or atleast in cash. The ride down is going to be fun, any glowie or big boy in this thread that doesn’t like me spilling some knowledge can either let me join the club or leave me alone. Screen shot this

[Anonymous No.55096288]

>>55096268
I shorted at 70 lol

[Anonymous No.55096291]

>>55096231
Would be a shame if this were the top...

[Anonymous No.55096296]

Wow im back were i was last week!

[Anonymous No.55096298]

>>55096231
Nah man, bobos are finished. There is nowhere left to go but up

[Anonymous No.55096309]

>>55096291
Lettycels stay winning.

[Anonymous No.55096311]

Fuckin knew I shouldn't have traded today. Everyday wasting time and possibly money for nothing.

[Anonymous No.55096313]

I thought the market wasn't supposed to go up until Trump came back?

[Anonymous No.55096318]

my juden senses tell me this is the top, it is possible they're transmitting false signals to my brain to deceieve me

[Anonymous No.55096320]

Holy fuck SOXS anon getting assfucked

[Anonymous No.55096326]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LX-7AnOx22k

line go up thread theme

[Anonymous No.55096327]

NVDA is under valued

[Anonymous No.55096333]

>>55096298
delet now!

[Anonymous No.55096336]

>>55096014
good video
but I feel like TA is fake and gay
market always try to trap you

[Anonymous No.55096340]

recession starts september 1st

[Anonymous No.55096342]

Why the fuck is the market pumping today? You trannies were supposed to sell!

[Anonymous No.55096346]

Ehm wtf.. US drops. DAX pumps further.
>Yes, am I speaking to Recession?
>Yes, I'm revised Recession here.
>Can line go up still?
>Yes, always.

[Anonymous No.55096348]

My SQQQ is down almost 25% and I will never financially recover.

[Anonymous No.55096351]

VIX is stabilizing

[Anonymous No.55096352]

>>55096108
>>55096164
Jeff always looks like he's on the verge of bursting to tears kek

[Anonymous No.55096363]

>>55096285
>Do not ever fight the market.
also don't fight the fed

[Anonymous No.55096365]

>>55096348
The cool thing about SQQ is that it can repeat the same 25% decline every few months, in perpetuity.

[Anonymous No.55096375]

>>55096268
give me her name please

[Anonymous No.55096376]

DAX 1,2% 4 hourly, S&P can't keep up. US BTFO.

[Anonymous No.55096377]

Thank you CEO David Soxl

[Anonymous No.55096380]

>>55096346
Germans latest GDP read which sent the country into a (((technical recession))) will be revised upwards (positive) later this year and the MSM will boom that recession was avoided after all.

[Anonymous No.55096383]

>>55096351
We hit 4200, party over.

[Anonymous No.55096390]

>>55096342
MRVL said "AI" in earnings call

>>55096376
Nasdaq-100 up 2%. Can't beat the AI economy Hans

>>55096380
kek that's exactly the script. Keep pumping stonks into Q1-Q2 next year

[Anonymous No.55096393]

>>55095951
How much did you lose on NVDA baggot? We know it's you

[Anonymous No.55096398]

>>55096204
It means it's rising less and less each wave, so logically it's losing steam on that timeframe

[Anonymous No.55096399]

Benis

[Anonymous No.55096401]

>>55096380
MSM scrambles to explain every top and bottom

[Anonymous No.55096404]

>>55096380
The last data was the revision.

[Anonymous No.55096406]

It's a new paradigm

[Anonymous No.55096407]

>>55096383
>We hit 4200

[Anonymous No.55096411]

>tfw we are going back to mw2 2009 kino times again

Bros we can say the N word on facebook again I am feeling bullish on meta stock its like its 2010 all over again

[Anonymous No.55096413]

DAX exactly 16000. Completely ORGANIC market. It's not some computer algo that's doing this.

[Anonymous No.55096414]

>CDC study: Florida counties among sites at risk for summer mpox outbreaks
>Korea's mpox caseload increases to 81: Except for five cases, the 76 cases have been confirmed since April 4, with Korea confirming 34 cases in May alone.
>A new record of 20 mpox cases were confirmed this week [Taiwan], the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) said on Tuesday
pride pox is back on the menu, boys

[Anonymous No.55096417]

>>55096404
>volatility of volatility
>a CDO of a CDO [which is fucking crazy]
>revision of the revision
stranger things have happened :^)

[Anonymous No.55096420]

>>55096407
>pic
explains today. bobo goys got squeezed

[Anonymous No.55096425]

>>55096069
Better than losing 4/10

[Anonymous No.55096429]

>>55096420
I can't wait to see no bears. Then the great heemening begins.

[Anonymous No.55096430]

>>55096411
more like they are positive that they can mass deploy the "AI jannies" to control online (((hate speech))) once and for all
no human input needed

[Anonymous No.55096434]

i was huffing too much bear farts. big lesson.

>>55096425
its getting close.

[Anonymous No.55096435]

interesting DXY chart

[Anonymous No.55096438]

Close 2 soxl 0dte 20.50s for a meager $260 profit. It's still early.. is IEP still being shilled?

[Anonymous No.55096442]

>>55096414
shut the fuck up retard no one cares

[Anonymous No.55096446]

I just purchased MSFT and am hoping to ride the wave. There's your warning.

[Anonymous No.55096450]

what the best flavoring for ice cube sandwiches?

[Anonymous No.55096452]

>>55096180
BASED

[Anonymous No.55096457]

>>55096435
that's a breakout

[Anonymous No.55096461]

This market spirals down into tribesmanship with every day. It's actually become worse with every fuckin day.

[Anonymous No.55096464]

this lum was AI generated on an nvidia graphics card in 30 seconds.
why didn't you listen.

[Anonymous No.55096476]

>>55096442
not true, there are dozens of us

[Anonymous No.55096477]

>>55096464
now AI generate where the chart will go from here.

[Anonymous No.55096484]

>>55096464
That looks incredibly bad and soulless. Shorting NVDA

[Anonymous No.55096491]

>>55095999
checked. you going short or long?

[Anonymous No.55096494]

>>55096464
Mine turned out different

[Anonymous No.55096495]

>>55096429
FUCK YOU I'M NOT CLOSING

[Anonymous No.55096498]

just sold all my memecoins and bought SOXL instead

[Anonymous No.55096499]

Is today the day we finally eradicated all bears?

[Anonymous No.55096503]

>>55096464
Now AI generate a real girl who actually cares about you

[Anonymous No.55096508]

>>55096495
Then we gaan.

[Anonymous No.55096509]

>>55096494
here is mine using a retro nvidia card

[Anonymous No.55096522]

>>55096494
>>55096509
Once again confirmed, 2D >>> 3D

[Anonymous No.55096526]

GOD DAMMIT I WANT TO TOUCH A FEMALE WOMAN

[Anonymous No.55096527]

textbook blowoff top.

[Anonymous No.55096530]

>>55096348
Lmao pussy I’m down 35%

[Anonymous No.55096534]

>>55096495
Also not giving up. I will be right in the end. Just a shitty day, as always most semitic tricks. Debt ceiling resolve will crash this market.

[Anonymous No.55096538]

The SPX 4200 is it in the room with us right now?

[Anonymous No.55096539]

>>55096526
They'd have to want and touch you too tho.

[Anonymous No.55096541]

>>55096509
Cute
>>55096522
I enjoy all lums

[Anonymous No.55096542]

this graph looks very similar

[Anonymous No.55096544]

>>55096509
That's a man.

[Anonymous No.55096552]

>>55096542
Yes it's 2014 again

[Anonymous No.55096553]

>>55096538
kek

[Anonymous No.55096555]

>>55096348
>>55096530

When will you idiots learn to not long an inverse leveraged ETF?

[Anonymous No.55096559]

PLTR BROS BRING THE VOLUME MY SOURCES SAY 120 PT (JUST TRUST ME BRO)

[Anonymous No.55096560]

DAX 14500 this summer or fall. SPY 3800.

[Anonymous No.55096561]

>>55096544
Just move the feminine penis out of the way

[Anonymous No.55096565]

fed needs to cut rates back to 0

[Anonymous No.55096570]

>>55096539
But I’m stronger than them

[Anonymous No.55096572]

>>55096541
Damn how do I get my girl dress up as LUM?

[Anonymous No.55096573]

The debt ceiling being raised is going to be the biggest buy the rumor sell the news event in history isnt it?

[Anonymous No.55096574]

>>55096555
Thanks for the advice but the market has to feel pain sometime

[Anonymous No.55096577]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.55096580]

>>55096457
>that's a breakout
wait for the close

[Anonymous No.55096583]

get CBOE on the line. SOXL needs another 10 strikes deep of calls.

[Anonymous No.55096584]

>>55096559
Stockwits has a winning average of 2/10 be cautious friend

[Anonymous No.55096590]

>>55096552
>may 2014
exactly the same

[Anonymous No.55096594]

Buy, buy, buy!!!

[Anonymous No.55096597]

i shorted at open

[Anonymous No.55096601]

>>55096552
>>55096590
what happened in 2014? post graph

[Anonymous No.55096607]

[Anonymous No.55096615]

Someone post a pair of breasts. Take the 3 day ban for me.

[Anonymous No.55096617]

>>55096572
I'm in the process of getting my girl to do the same. She agreed if I procure the outfit
Where is the IEP shill? I want a run down

[Anonymous No.55096618]

>>55096615
>>>/b/

[Anonymous No.55096620]

>>55096607
The hell are you spooks up to?

[Anonymous No.55096624]

>>55096615
best i can do

[Anonymous No.55096625]

>>55096450
air flavor

[Anonymous No.55096631]

>>55096615

[Anonymous No.55096633]

>>55096620
Eating a burger with no honey mustard type shit

[Anonymous No.55096636]

>>55096625
perfect, thats all i can afford

[Anonymous No.55096638]

>>55096572
You buy the outfit and put it on her? You're asking as if it was difficult to make your gf do cosplay for you. All women love doing that shit (not just women, everyone loves cosplay)

[Anonymous No.55096643]

when do you guys decide to trade in your regular taxable account vs traditional ira vs roth ira? I'm going to start playing in my roth more i think

[Anonymous No.55096644]

DAX stuck, while S&P dropping. That's what I mean when I say EU pumps with US, but then stops mimicking it. Fuckin vassal continent. I'm going to leave the EU, or at least go back to my home country in southeastern europe where the people aren't as annoying as west europe.

[Anonymous No.55096645]

Flow doesn't matter right?

[Anonymous No.55096650]

>>55096617
>Where is the IEP shill?
I'm still here. There's nothing new. Sell puts targeting breakeven below $15 for free money. Capitalize off the stupid IV levels.

[Anonymous No.55096655]

>>55096645
DTE doesn't matter unless its 0

[Anonymous No.55096660]

What should i buy for a long-term hold biz? I have 10k. Looking at putting 5k in a vanguard and 5k in a bluechip

[Anonymous No.55096661]

>>55096633
Honey mustard goes on chicken sandwiches anyway.

[Anonymous No.55096662]

>>55096601
something like this

[Anonymous No.55096665]

Cash gang... let's hope for a default

[Anonymous No.55096674]

Wow. This is shocking even to someone who has been going balls deep into SOXL since last September.

[Anonymous No.55096676]

>>55096660
How long term are you thinking? Are you looking to average in over time? What sort of risk/return profile are you thinking of?

[Anonymous No.55096680]

>>55096660
NVDA

[Anonymous No.55096681]

>Debt ceiling raised
followed right away by a
>MASSIVE DUMP

Screen shot this.

[Anonymous No.55096691]

>>55096661
I'm firmly against any form of mustard.
>>55096681
Isn't that what happened last time? lmfao

[Anonymous No.55096703]

>>55096691
>I'm firmly against any form of mustard.
What the fuck is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.55096706]

>>55096691
our digits are close...

[Anonymous No.55096711]

>>55096691
>Doesn't like Grey Poupon
Reddest flag known to man

[Anonymous No.55096714]

>>55096676
10+ years (or indefinitely) and I doubt I'll average in any time soon. I'm open to different risk profiles.
>>55096680
But it already mooned.

[Anonymous No.55096720]

>>55096615
Ave Atqe Vale brother.

[Anonymous No.55096731]

>>55096691
it dumped in advance and more or less regarding the credit downgrade. what's driving the market today is bond baggies pricing in (selling) more rate hikes due to inflation getting higher again and putting their cash in stocks for now

[Anonymous No.55096734]

>>55096711
Dijon is kino.

[Anonymous No.55096741]

Yesterday, it was just tech that pumped
Today, everything pumps

[Anonymous No.55096744]

pivoteers and deflationistas,
why pce and core pce above expectations?

[Anonymous No.55096753]

you dont know how good it was until its gone. i could have bought so much shit with all the money i lost. i was living the good life. at least i bought a new car and some expensive boots.

[Anonymous No.55096756]

>>55096744
because the fed is doing QE but masquerading it as QT

[Anonymous No.55096757]

>>55096539

[Anonymous No.55096758]

What's on sale?

[Anonymous No.55096760]

>>55096744

[Anonymous No.55096761]

>>55096753
>expensive boots

[Anonymous No.55096763]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lizoPzNPC-I

[Anonymous No.55096764]

>>55096617
Nice body, but the face is 5/10.

[Anonymous No.55096765]

>>55096756
>because the fed is doing QE but masquerading it as QT
how?
please elaborate

[Anonymous No.55096768]

>>55096711
>Grey Poupon
soups on, and i got a coupon
at the chinese restaurant asking for the GRET POUPON
she NO, duck sauce, s.o.y. sauce
and this aint no burger king
so you dont get no toy boss
uh-oh its beer o clock i think im sober
how about we think this over
over a can of King Cobra
see you aint nicer than this lunatic shyster
aka the VIXSTER, or the VIXMEISTER

[Anonymous No.55096772]

>>55096706
>our digits are close...
Do you also dislike mustard? We're not missing much, desu.
>>55096703
>>55096711
Not sorry about it, lads. Just don't like it. Simple as.
>>55096731
https://www.investing.com/central-banks/fed-rate-monitor
Is saying rate hikes are likely...
Cashgang time?

[Anonymous No.55096776]

>>55096758
Lots of stuff for Memorial Day Weekend. Consooooooooooooooooooooooooooom
>TFW it's just back to normal non sale prices in 21

[Anonymous No.55096783]

>>55096760

[Anonymous No.55096788]

>>55096765
BTFP, plus additional liquidity draining federal reserve balances that isn't audited. free money for banks

[Anonymous No.55096789]

>>55096787
>>55096787

[Anonymous No.55096796]

>>55096760
It's funny because it means prices are still going up, just not at an insane rate.

[Anonymous No.55096799]

>>55096789
A little early...

[Anonymous No.55096809]

>>55096741
Nvidia drives the market. I'm buying a leather jacket and spatulas this weekend

[Anonymous No.55096813]

>>55096758
SOFI for the last 2 years

[Anonymous No.55096815]

>>55096758
BUD

[Anonymous No.55096816]

>>55096799
What are those things in the bread? Are those bugs...?

[Anonymous No.55096819]

>>55096796
people are unironically too stupid to grasp this

[Anonymous No.55096825]

>>55096761
Fucking kek remember that anon in this thread a few months ago smug posting about how he's getting those boots then back peddled as if it were a joke whenever everyone made fun of him

[Anonymous No.55096834]

>>55096816
Anon they're just sesame seeds

[Anonymous No.55096850]

>>55096796
yes, and when jpow gets it to 2% he's going to call it a day and be done. he's not going to deflate.

[Anonymous No.55096864]

>>55095834

[Anonymous No.55096867]

i am literally never going to make it

[Anonymous No.55096868]

>>55096850
>MFW people ask me when prices are going back down

[Anonymous No.55096869]

>>55096624
>>55096631
>>55096720
>bulging eyes Pepe.jpg (low res)
Damn. Women are something.

[Anonymous No.55096962]

>>55096249
what makes someone stay short an entire year after the crash

[Anonymous No.55096979]

Chances soxl hits $30?

[Anonymous No.55097000]

>>55096867
dont be scared anon. identify bull or bear markets on ur timeframe and buy dips or short rips

[Anonymous No.55097030]

>>55096867
I did and I'm retarded. Just be patient and look for good buying opportunities. I used to FOMO into random shit and lose any gains instantly before I learned patience.

[Anonymous No.55097029]

>>55096867
I did and I'm retarded. Just be patient and look for good buying opportunities. I used to FOMO into random shit and lose any gains instantly before I learned patience.

[Anonymous No.55097069]

>>55096867
with that attitude you wont

[Anonymous No.55097075]

>>55096714
I replied to you in the new thread

[Anonymous No.55097363]

>>55096024
Are you the VIXchad shilling vix academic papers to read? I still have some research to do but im a spy 0 dte nigger through and through. I'm in the pits spitting on people