/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.55088873]

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>>55087603

[Anonymous No.55088889]

Soon..

[Anonymous No.55088890]

Oil? More like poop!

[Anonymous No.55088898]

I'll buy some more KO when it's sub-$60.

[Anonymous No.55088906]

>>55088890
you bet!

[Anonymous No.55088908]

>>55088889
I'm getting mixed messages.

[Anonymous No.55088909]

dude lmao u didn't predict an AI giga pump today?

[Anonymous No.55088912]

YOU PUSH IT

[Anonymous No.55088913]

>Heh stupid chuds boycotts don't work
>w-w-wait you can't just stop buying our homo products!!! Why? W-w-well because you just can't ok!!!!

[Anonymous No.55088919]

>>55088873
https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/13rsw4m/for_me_its_the_mcchicken/

[Anonymous No.55088923]

LAST I HEARD, Y'ALL NIGGAS WAS HAVIN' SEX
WITH THE SAME SEX
I SHOW SOME LOVE
TO HOMO THUGS

[Anonymous No.55088925]

>>55088908
His stock compensation more than makes up for that I am sure.

[Anonymous No.55088926]

Imagine not being in NDX-100

[Anonymous No.55088942]

>>55088898
Gotta time it right, KO price always fluctuates around dividends and with the seasons.

[Anonymous No.55088943]

>>55088913
Bud Light sales are down nearly 30% YoY. Stock is down 10% in the past month. I remember one faggot in this very general arguing that the tranny backlash would have very little effect on either sales or stock price.

[Anonymous No.55088955]

>>55088943
>Produce a disgusting product, extremely fungible with other competitors
>Insult your consumer base
What did they think would happen?

[Anonymous No.55088959]

>>55088943
That might've been me. Like I said, you'd get down to the high 50's just because BUD owns such a wide array of shit.

[Anonymous No.55088964]

Reminder that people ITT bought NVDA puts.

[Anonymous No.55088966]

What did you buy today /biz/?

[Anonymous No.55088976]

>>55088966
VICR

[Anonymous No.55088978]

>>55088898
he truly is one of the funniest people to have ever lived.

[Anonymous No.55088979]

>>55088943
>”boycott” bud light
>”switch” to another of the parent company’s product

Lol. Lmao

[Anonymous No.55088985]

>>55088908
guidance is way up and there's no competition in the particular product category they make, demand isn't going down either.

[Anonymous No.55088989]

>>55088979
Thats the cope I love to see, keep it coming

[Anonymous No.55088990]

Reminder TA is a meme

[Anonymous No.55088993]

>>55088943
Anheuser Busch is large enough that it shouldn't matter to their overall sales. I would think stock movement is activist investors betting on the boycott gaining more steam and spillover into their other products. Just a hunch.

[Anonymous No.55088995]

>>55088990
So is TP

[Anonymous No.55088996]

>>55088976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke2nucbxP1E

[Anonymous No.55088997]

>>55088964
I bought some today. I'm 5pts above max pain

[Anonymous No.55088999]

>$50,000 in China ETF.
>-6% YTD

Never buy Chinese. Always bet on America

[Anonymous No.55089003]

>>55088943
The blackpillers fooled me

[Anonymous No.55089007]

>>55088964
How did people not realize that true safety heading into a recession was to invest in A.I manias? Ngmi

[Anonymous No.55089009]

>>55088993
I rember when they merged lost $400. I'll make it back

[Anonymous No.55089012]

>>55088959
I don't think Anheuser Busch ever fully recovers in the US but they can make up for it by branching out more globally. The fact their executives are getting pissed off feels me with joy.
>REEEEE IT WAS JUST ONE CAN!!!
go fuck yourself BUD

[Anonymous No.55089018]

HOOD is adding 24/5 trading for easier and more impulsive panic selling!

[Anonymous No.55089022]

>>55088999
Will do.

[Anonymous No.55089028]

>>55088966
RTX and LMT. Yes I know I may get bogged by this budget faggotry.

[Anonymous No.55089029]

>>55088964
Me

[Anonymous No.55089031]

>>55089012
>I don't think Anheuser Busch ever fully recovers

Kek the tranny shit really mindbroke you retards.

[Anonymous No.55089032]

>>55089012
Via /biz/ all of India now knows BUD is tranny beer

[Anonymous No.55089034]

>>55088990
TA is the reason i temporarily left team bobo for team mumu recently.

[Anonymous No.55089037]

>>55089012
Oh yeah, the Bud name is dead in the US. But how many normies are close reading labels and being repulsed by Michelob or Modelo or whatever new brand they'll launch a year or two from now? And what, if any, spillover is making it to Europe, South America, or Asia?

[Anonymous No.55089040]

I sold some IEP puts today. Easiest money in a while.

[Anonymous No.55089041]

>>55089022
hopefully the crabs don't win tommorow

[Anonymous No.55089049]

>>55089028
At worst we're going to get a lame spending freeze. Then they'll top up the defense contracts with some $200b Ukraine-and-Taiwan supplemental in a few months.

[Anonymous No.55089057]

>>55088966
I bought intel. What am I in for?

[Anonymous No.55089059]

>>55089041
gaps get filled

[Anonymous No.55089061]

>>55088959
Well this was about a month ago or so when all the shit first started. I think it was a different anon, you sound too reasonable.
>>55088993
See, initially I figured most people would be so stupid they'd just switch to Ultra or another AB-owned brand. But it seems like more people than I thought are actually smart enough to Google "what beers does AB own". Sales of other AB brands have apparently slipped a little bit too (thought not nearly as much as Bud Light, obviously).
>>55089012
I think the funniest thing is seeing all the other brands that partnered with that faggot shit their pants and scramble to try to disassociate themselves with him. Like Nike, quickly asked him to remove the videos of him prancing around in the sports bras once the AB shit hit the fan.

[Anonymous No.55089075]

>>55089049
>Taiwan
I wonder if they're gonna do it.

[Anonymous No.55089077]

Anyone here wheel options? I've been gambling on banks with CSPs and have been making bank (hehe) on the premium but it's starting to get a little too spicy. I almost got fucking heemed on FRC but was smart to not play its earnings. Question is, is there any other high IV stocks worth wheeling on? I used to really like UPST but it's currently overpriced.

[Anonymous No.55089087]

>>55089057
A pump back up to $30 where Pat will buy more shares to show his support again before the price crashes back down into the 20's again. So don't forget to sell.

[Anonymous No.55089096]

>>55089018
Tell me when the rest of the brokers start doing it

[Anonymous No.55089097]

>>55088888

[Anonymous No.55089100]

>Let’s see Paul Allen’s penis.

[Anonymous No.55089104]

>>55088872

Cathie Wood just sucks at timing. She sold PLTR right at the ATL after buying at the highs.


>>55089077

Don't play options, but I was trading PLTR, SMCI on earnings and post-earnings and caught AI from the local bottom. There's a lot of stocks out there that just pump off of short squeezes that you can scan for.

[Anonymous No.55089110]

>>55089031
In the US no. Anon they're literally giving their product away for free. They recently partnered with Harley Davidson and everyone is pissed at Harley Davidson. Their brand is toxic to anyone that touches it. They're going to have to replace an entire generation of customers and zoomers don't drink

[Anonymous No.55089112]

>>55089075
>NVDA goes to $0 overnight

[Anonymous No.55089116]

>>55089104
I think the only good trade she's made in the last couple of years was dumping COIN a while back.

[Anonymous No.55089123]

>>55089031
My mind was broken long ago. I'm just glad the normalfags are catching up. tookem over a decade. I'm perfectly comfortable as a degen but I'm not retarded enough to put my degeneracy on American Iconography. That'd be like Revlon putting lipstick on Mount Rushmore.

[Anonymous No.55089127]

i trade for SHE!!!

NVDA and LUM LINKED UP!!! NEED IT AND HABEEB IT. YEH BRUH WE DABBING ON DEM BOBOS GRAVES FRFR NO CAP SKKrrrrrrrr YAH

[Anonymous No.55089130]

>>55088919

[Anonymous No.55089133]

SQQQ bagholder bros, when will be our time?

Capatcha:GAYTS

[Anonymous No.55089139]

>>55089133
Whats ur price?

[Anonymous No.55089140]

>>55089123
>>55089127

[Anonymous No.55089141]

>>55089127
I don't care for lum but watching bears get anally fucked yesterday was super funny. God I hate bears.

[Anonymous No.55089150]

>NVDA will unironically hit 1t
What the fuck?

[Anonymous No.55089161]

>>55088964
Lol I did today, to slow to make it work

[Anonymous No.55089165]

>>55089139
36, so I’m pretty fucked ngl

[putsRnotDaWae No.55089168]

>17 months into bobo's big gay "crash"
>S&P 500 is down 13.5%
You boboid losers just don't get tired of losing, do you? Your cope and seethe today regarding NVIDIAs pump is delicious.

[Anonymous No.55089173]

>>55089127
Real talk both NVDA and SOXL are going to pull back tomorrow as people continue to take profits and also don't want to hold over a 3 day weekend. Plan accordingly bros.

[Anonymous No.55089178]

>>55088923
SIGA?

[Anonymous No.55089182]

pump financials and healthcare

thanks

[Anonymous No.55089202]

>>55089077
I've been selling them the last few months but stopped recently, gonna wait a week or two for the market to chill
Was mostly on banks and TQQQ

[Anonymous No.55089203]

>>55089133
They're projecting earnings into 2024. So the models will need to fill out. If the Fed needs GPU's to maintain Fedcoin that might be big.

[Durgesh, The Certified !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55089208]

>>55088791
>>55088806
>>55088818
Um, excuse me, wtf???
isn’t this a happening?
Capital One is a Dodd-Frank bank, and they’re getting frozen or some shit for being racist?
Wtf?

[Anonymous No.55089210]

>>55089178
Personally I like BVNRY because previously vaccinated people seem to get and spread it perfectly well, without needing intensive TPOXX treatment. And there's a vaxxmaxx/boooost campaign going on.

But yes, it seems pridepox is making a comeback.

[Anonymous No.55089212]

>>55089141
you should care. knowing that nvda/soxl will soon be absorbing the entire market cap of all indexes. Gen AI will soon come, after today this was the moment the first step toward total and utter market domination for the rest of human history.
NVDA will become like the Tyrell Corp of this universe. soxl to 1000eom. we blade runner now cuh get onboard or get left the fuck behind.

[Anonymous No.55089220]

>>55089208
Welcome to America in 2023.

[Anonymous No.55089224]

>>55089173
think i'll grab another stack of soxl. this might be the last time we're able to buy under 1000

[Anonymous No.55089225]

why the hell aren't my options trading funds settled yet its the end of the day I want to buy alcohol

[Anonymous No.55089226]

>>55089208
the committee just froze the city of New York's deposits, not all of them. It's just a retarded jew-city nothingburger

[Anonymous No.55089228]

>>55089208
bullish, everything is bullish

[Anonymous No.55089230]

>>55089202
Banks have been so fucking good. I guess I'm not the only one facing the lack of high IV, which is super weird considering people are more bearish about everything.

[Anonymous No.55089240]

>>55089210
I don't think there's much gas left in the fagpox meme.

[Anonymous No.55089249]

>>55089077
my best trade was a wheel on amazon. They crabbed one earnings. Bought 1std dev out and sold the middle to pay for it. Bought back the middle over the next 90 or so days. ended up with $20 outlay for the atm calls by the time next earnings swung around. made like $18k

[Anonymous No.55089260]

>>55089208
>>55089208
to be fair to the uninitiated there is a very clear two tier system in credit and banking.

[Anonymous No.55089264]

>>55089240
Not if I turn biz gay

[Durgesh, The Certified !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55089286]

>>55089260
so this is round two of the woketards trying to “tax” the top credit tranche and subsidize the bottom credit tranche?
Do (((they))) legitimately WANT us to completely stop playing the good goy points game with (((their))) debt?

[Anonymous No.55089300]

>>55089264
Devilish

[Anonymous No.55089301]

>>55089240
oh no its been upgraded to totally straight definitely no homo going on here muslim pox. Allah akbar.

[Anonymous No.55089311]

>>55089286
more likely new york is broke and they need money. so they're forcing a bribe.

[Anonymous No.55089321]

NVDA is worth more than TSM, INTC, AMD and MU combined

Seriously, what the fuck

[Anonymous No.55089324]

these two lums were AI generated on an nvidia graphics card in 60 seconds
you should have listened

[Anonymous No.55089335]

>>55089324
The hands look too good, I don't believe you

[Anonymous No.55089359]

>>55089324
Most people thought AI was priced in back when DALL-E 2 released

[Anonymous No.55089361]

>>55089301
Very true, sirs.

[Anonymous No.55089376]

>>55089112
That would be the greatest rugpull I've ever seen.

[Anonymous No.55089394]

>>55089324
Very nice lums, sir.

[Anonymous No.55089402]

Ahuh.

[Anonymous No.55089408]

>>55089104
>>55089116
She bought coin at the top
She vaunts about the young analysts
that her fund employs
Evidently those youngans are not all that.
I

[Anonymous No.55089411]

>>55089402
I hate their movies. Except Guardians of the Galaxy, that was alright.

[Anonymous No.55089412]

>>55089324
I really don't get how people will think nvda won't get to 1T in valuation, absolutely no other company is close to offering a similar product, GPUs aren't really a commodity yet when the only other competitor is years behind and was universally regarded as shit-tier for mining, AI and GAMING

[Anonymous No.55089417]

>>55089402
Oh. "A.I." That's why it's up 26% even though it's losing money and earning less than last year.

[Durgesh, The Certified !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55089418]

>>55089361
>authorities should investigate how the patients contracted the disease in Saudi Arabia
either the middle east is going to showcase how horrifically based it is by leveraging this literal *physical indicator* of homosexuality, or a bunch of gays are going to play the saudis for fools and things are going to get very bullish for SIGA in the middle east

[Anonymous No.55089425]

>>55089376
I wouldn't put it past the chinese to do a $1Trillion rugging

[Anonymous No.55089429]

>>55089408
If they prayed harder they could keep the ARKK afloat. Jesus knows the zoom zooms were skimping.

[Anonymous No.55089443]

so uh, stock settlement is now only 1 day instead of 2?

[Anonymous No.55089452]

>>55089443
is this why options settlement isn't after trading day ends now? I'm fucking pissed I wanted to buy alcohol

[Anonymous No.55089456]

>>55089418
Well for one thing they'll be in denial, so there won't be preventative vaccine campaigns. And at best you'll maybe get Dallas Buyer's Club smuggling of TPOXX and Jynneos.

Which means it'll just burn through every bacha bazi party east of the Canaries. And that's before we get to mutations. Allah help us if it picks up that 10x lethality boost from the other clade.

[Anonymous No.55089459]

>>55089429
I think that's the problem
The God and Mammon thing

[Anonymous No.55089463]

>>55089443
Next year.

>On February 15, 2023, the SEC adopted final requirements for a May 28, 2024, implementation date for the move to T+1 settlement for transactions in US cash equities, corporate debt, and unit investment trusts.
-https://www.dtcc.com/ust1

[Anonymous No.55089481]

>>55089324
>>55089335
>>55089359
im not even joking you fuckers better listen. THESE ARE THE DAYS MOMENTS AWAY FROM THE REALIZATION OF THE ESCHATON!!!
you are still early but you DO NOT HAVE TIME. we will move very quickly from here. think of all the technological changes that have occurred since DOS/win95, the first mobile phone and what we have now today.
with AI things do not move at a comparable pace. the advancement will SPEED up exponentially.
Invest in the universe of blade runner, invest in Tyrell Corp(NVDA/SOXL). it is too late to stop, there is no going back now. do not get left behind, giving hj's to survive in the dystopian neongenesis streets of neotokyo. there is still time for you but time is running out.

ANIME WILL BE REAL. ROBOT WAIFUS WILL BE REAL.THE AGE OF THE QUANTUM AI MACHINES OF GRACE IS AT HAND!
“There is a tide in the affairs of men. Which, taken at the flood, leads on to fortune”.

[Anonymous No.55089484]

>>55089443
really, google says that the SEC's effective date on T+1 is may 28, 2024. Bit it is all these weird blogs saying it.

[Anonymous No.55089488]

>>55089481
CSCO and JNPR were similar. Picks and shovels plays for the dot-com era, dontcha know?

[Anonymous No.55089491]

The deposit freeze is a big nothingburger

[Anonymous No.55089492]

>>55089481
>>55089412
Bruh CUDA is being replaced by Triton this very moment. What does NVDA have that won't become irrelevant during the next 2 years?

[Anonymous No.55089505]

will ai hype be the dotcom crash 2.0 ?

[Anonymous No.55089524]

>>55089488
>>55089492
this time its different. the reason is techno GAP

[Anonymous No.55089531]

>futures

[Anonymous No.55089536]

Another day. Walked during lunch. Sipped on a cherry coke during the afternoon. Took a big dump in the restroom (What? Hey when you gotta go you gotta go. Sides better to use that toilet paper there that don't cost me nothing). Honestly I think god everyday that I got fired from my old private sector job back in 2005. Hell if I'd made a career out of that job I'd have to work till I was 65 and only have 1 million to show for it. Plus work harder to boot.

[Durgesh, The Certified !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55089541]

>>55089505
Oh, definitely.
it’ll take a while for the goys to figure out ChatGPT is cleverbot 2.0, but the bubble seems to have a lot of steam to it.

[Anonymous No.55089548]

>>55089133
I'm here, crying

[Anonymous No.55089550]

>>55089524
Anon, they have a P/E ratio of 197. Even *if* you have exponential growth through 2024, that gets you to, what, the 30's?

So competitors will be chomping at the bit for 2 years, the 10 year will be 4%, and you'll still need 30 years of continued success to pay out.

[Anonymous No.55089553]

>>55089505
You tell me, the 6th largest company on the planet by market cap has a P/E ratio of 200 with vulnerabilities like competition and reliance on Taiwan and shitty companies that are performing worse than they did last year are up two digits because they put AI in their reports.

[Anonymous No.55089568]

>>55089505
the next crash will probably just be the Russel going to zero for wasting everybody's time and everyone moving into five megacaps that will own the entirety of existence.

[Anonymous No.55089569]

>>55089524
What techno gap? Only reason people use NVDA is the ease of use. As AI becomes more important open source will dethrone CUDA and that means it doesn't matter if it's an AMD or intel or NVDA chip

[Anonymous No.55089596]

>>55089536
All things happen for a reason
God works in mysterious ways
One door closes another one opens

I know there's more but can't remember them

[Anonymous No.55089664]

why shouldn't I buy SPYI?

[Anonymous No.55089671]

>>55089596
>god works in mysterious ways

[Anonymous No.55089692]

>>55089664
Because if you have any balls, you'll go with SPXL.

[Anonymous No.55089724]

>>55088873
became a wagie today guys idk why

[Anonymous No.55089736]

>>55089724
happens to the best of us

[Anonymous No.55089770]

I have a structured settlement but I need cash now.

[Anonymous No.55089786]

>>55088966
Was tempted to slurp some more meme AI stocks after they all immediately sold off all of their retard pumps. But after hours are showing that they could go down even more

[Anonymous No.55089787]

so do I buy or do I stay cash gang
(I have been eyeing uranium but idk if that's a smart decision)

[Anonymous No.55089794]

I have exactly 1(one) share of TLT and every day I question why I am holding onto this thing.

[Anonymous No.55089803]

>>55089787
trust me, when it is time to buy something, it will be extremely obvious to you. Wait until "it" happens. For me "it" was OXY at $56.50. You will find yours too.

[Anonymous No.55089823]

>>55089770
>JG Wentworth goes under because inflation and rates are higher for longer than they expected
Would be kino

[Anonymous No.55089824]

>>55088913
Glad I've got puts on TGT

[Anonymous No.55089835]

>>55089061

[Anonymous No.55089857]

>>55088925
Sure, just add the value of two MU's to an already overpriced NVDA stock and pump the PE ratio over 200.
What could go wrong?

[Anonymous No.55089859]

>>55089061
>>55089835
What stocks do I buy to afford an Amazon gf?

[Anonymous No.55089868]

>NVDA is worth 3 Walmarts

[Anonymous No.55089874]

>>55089868
OK, but how many Ukraines is that?

[Anonymous No.55089876]

>>55089868
That is like 14 Ukraines

[Anonymous No.55089900]

Why would it be bad to 0DTE put for both SQQQ and TQQQ?

[Anonymous No.55089902]

>>55089724
Ill be joining serfdom soon aswell, atleats I'll have more income to gamble

[Anonymous No.55089907]

I'm a dumbass that didn't put the rest of my money in nvda when it was 280 because i was sleeping when it was 150.
What's a depressed sector that is bound to bounce, weed stocks?

[Anonymous No.55089916]

Nikke: Goddess of Victory dropped a banner for a tanned, chocolate bunny girl named NOIR. i expect tencent shares to go up on this coom news, she is a little chubby with massive tits. And a huge brapper

[Anonymous No.55089917]

>>55089692
I'm already holding UPRO

[Anonymous No.55089918]

>>55089907
Cruise stocks are the last stocks that are going to rebound

[Anonymous No.55089920]

>mfw sold my SOXL for a delicious 41% swing.
See you on Monday, fags

[Anonymous No.55089922]

>>55089917
Then just sell some whenever you need a little income.

[Anonymous No.55089928]

>>55089916
>already pulled her twice
I'm genuinely addicted to massive brown ass

[Anonymous No.55089937]

>>55089876
>>55089874

[Anonymous No.55089941]

>>55089928
Whats your ign, I need one more friend on my social point list

[Anonymous No.55089944]

I've held my AMD and NVDA for 7 years now. Will never sell

[Anonymous No.55089951]

>>55089937
NVDA gained more in market cap in 1 day than Ukraine's entire pre-war GDP? Do I have that right?

[Anonymous No.55089955]

>>55088913
>forhims

[Anonymous No.55089957]

>>55089937
oh damn I misremembered. I thought it was 11 weeks. 10 (rounded) Ukraines it is.

[Anonymous No.55089958]

[Anonymous No.55089969]

>>55089061
That can not be a 7 inch difference. The dude has to be bullshitting his height. Every single guy embellishes their height by saying they are around an inch or inch and a half taller than they claim to be. A dude lying about his height is about as common as women lying about their age. And you wonder why so many girls all claim they only want 6ft+ guys because in their inability to have spacial awareness compared to men they literally can not visualize the height that men claim that they are so you got every 5'8 dude claiming they are 5'11 and every 5'11 dude saying they are 6'1. It's actually insane how often this shit happens.

[Anonymous No.55089972]

>>55089951
yes almost 40% more.
But you have to understand their economy was mostly underground any way. Craziest dirtiest women on the internet barring a few asians

[Anonymous No.55089973]

>>55089944
>Will never sell
reddit moment

[Anonymous No.55089982]

>>55089969
if you've got some height do the reverse for a laugh

[Anonymous No.55089985]

>>55089951
Oh yes, and this is why they also don't teach us math.

[Anonymous No.55089990]

>>55089061
>best guy friend
more like best gay friend am i right fellas?

[Anonymous No.55089995]

>>55089951
you can, or at least used retire in ukraine with $200k, it's not exactly a first world country

[Anonymous No.55090005]

>>55089941
04511270 my dude

[Anonymous No.55090037]

he stack chips by any which way
and keep black lips fuck what any bitch say
there aint no time for no tit for tat
you better aim for the head, just dont hit the fitted hat
when its his time to go its his time to go
as for right now though the hour shows rhyme flow

[Anonymous No.55090069]

>>55090005
Just post your commander name. It has a hard time finding numbers sometimes. Keeps saying not found.

[Anonymous No.55090084]

i miss ya fadeaway. top kek

[Anonymous No.55090120]

>futures

[Anonymous No.55090133]

Anon bought gold miners

[Anonymous No.55090143]

Is there a way that I can directly short Biden's approval rating?

[Anonymous No.55090150]

>AI this AI that investor boys that are into computer generated images of girls and computer generated "waifus"
>no warrior men left interested in steel and coal companies anymore
>the materials their warrior ancestors honed into fine blades of steel, the mans best friend

This is what we get when the milk drinkers take over and the beer drinkers are gone

[Anonymous No.55090155]

>Nvidia shorts down $2.3 bln with stock up 25% - S3 Partners

[putsRnotDaWae No.55090157]

>>55090143
>Shorting the best president in US history
You shorted NVIDIA too?

[Anonymous No.55090164]

>>55090084
glad i came
to check the thread
and caught this
bless you

[Anonymous No.55090169]

One could only hope

[Anonymous No.55090178]

yeah bro just load up on weed stock and cruiselines moass soon.

[Anonymous No.55090179]

>>55090157
Ukraine won't exist in 12 months and your entire shill organization will be rounded up for committing election interference.

[Anonymous No.55090183]

>>55090120
is it tasty?

[Anonymous No.55090186]

>>55090150
go to bed grandpa

[Anonymous No.55090194]

>>55090155
time to load up oh wait i already did
>>55090157
you're such a fucking coward always disappearing when the market dips 0.1%

[putsRnotDaWae No.55090195]

>>55090179
Hello schizo, how are your shorts doing? NVIDIA will hit $2T market cap before end of year.

[Durgesh, The Certified !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55090198]

>>55090084
>>55090164
wtf is this?
is it namefagging through that chrome extension, or regular namefagging looked up in an archive?

[Anonymous No.55090205]

>>55090195
Every last NAFO shill is going to rot in prison for trying to interfere in US elections.

[putsRnotDaWae No.55090208]

>>55090194
Nice projection, bobo. The cowards are the pieces of shit betting against America, like you.

[Anonymous No.55090210]

>>55090198
that's his dad that passed away who was a trader
and had a trader forum

[Durgesh, The Certified !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55090216]

>>55090169
They’re obviously going to hike the debt ceiling. There’s no alternative here.
it’s just pointless drama and political theater imo.

What would be exciting is if we get another shutdown in the fall when the annual budget fuckery is supposed to happen.
I hope the government shuts down and fucking stays down.
No government is best government.

[Anonymous No.55090218]

>>55090150
wrong. when you invest in soxl you are directly contributing to the singularity. do you even know what that means? HELLO. terminator was made of steel you homo. when you invest in ndx100/sox/soxl/nvda you are DIRECTLY LIFTING the entirety of the steel market alongside it

[Anonymous No.55090220]

>>55090208
Enjoy prison, shill.

[Anonymous No.55090224]

>>55090169
This faggot is gonna cuck, why delay the inevitable

[Anonymous No.55090227]

>>55090186
This anon is a milk drinker. Probably an nvidia employee that drinks milk in the office. Couldn't find a can of beer in a computer company break room if you tried. Maybe a bud light. Probably cans of bud light at nvidia offices.

[Anonymous No.55090228]

>>55090005
Post commander name fag. You're not on my server so its not finding ur ID

[putsRnotDaWae No.55090232]

>>55090220
>My bearish market thesis isn't wrong!
>Everyone who is bullish is actually a paid shill!
Take your meds, unironically.

[Anonymous No.55090234]

I should be happy today, I made good money
But I kind of feel like crying

[Anonymous No.55090243]

>>55090234
I made back what I lost yesterday, so Im slightly happy, slightly melancholic.

[Anonymous No.55090245]

>>55090232
The best part is that since you're a foreigner, you're not entitled to due to process under the law. All of NAFO is going to rot in Gitmo.

[Anonymous No.55090248]

>>55090216
There is an alternative. Default then declare an emergency as financial armageddon approaches so the executive no longer has to pretend they care about Congress or rules.

[putsRnotDaWae No.55090256]

>>55090245
I'm a bullish American investor.

[Anonymous No.55090263]

>>55090205
Based BIZ contributor

[Anonymous No.55090265]

>>55090227
milk is great for gains you cross dressing queer. and makes womens tits fat and juicy. think you should go back this is a milk enjoyer board

[Anonymous No.55090269]

>>55090256
Post your American electrical outlet then. You won't because you're not. Have fun being treated like the foreign adversary that you are.

[Durgesh, The Certified !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55090275]

>>55090234
are you net negative still or some shit?
are you normally a bobo?
otherwise, you might just have the screamies from some anxiety

[Anonymous No.55090276]

>>55090269
He could be a Jugdish living in Leafland. We have the same outlets.

[putsRnotDaWae No.55090279]

>>55090269
How much did you lose shorting NVIDIA Maverick? At this point I unironically think you are TheMaverickOfWallstreet. You have the same Vatnik shill anti Biden tendencies, and you only started to rage at me after I mocked Maverick on /biz/.

[Anonymous No.55090287]

>>55090205
what is nafo?

[Anonymous No.55090291]

>>55090287
Furries that support Ukraine or something.

[Anonymous No.55090293]

>>55090279
You're a foreign shill that's going to pay for your crimes.

[Anonymous No.55090298]

When will commodities stop tanking?

[Anonymous No.55090302]

>>55090275
Yeah I'm still net negative by $7k, $18k, or $10k depending on how I slice it, or I'm positive $80k if I include my retirement accounts
No, I'm not a bobo, ever
I'm just a pathetic loser

[Anonymous No.55090309]

>>55090228
Oats
Slayer union

[putsRnotDaWae No.55090315]

>>55090293
Nice projection, the only foreign shill is the russian agent, (You).

[Anonymous No.55090316]

>>55090150
dunno what you mean...

[Anonymous No.55090322]

>>55090169
>McCarthy meaning anything
That cuck has no spine. He'll give in to an agreement last minute

[Anonymous No.55090327]

>>55090291
Oh, well fuck them then. If Ukraine is a real country it should make peace with it's neighbors or defend itself. They are getting what they deserve for caving to Biden and firing that DA anyway

[Anonymous No.55090329]

>>55090315
Post your outlet, ESL nigger.

[putsRnotDaWae No.55090336]

>>55090329
>Dox yourself for me
I will never do that, you evil psychopathic piece of shit Vatnik.

[Durgesh, The Certified !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55090338]

>>55090269
>Post your American electrical outlet
holy shit, a /pol/ shill test equivalent for requesting that somebody post their brown-ass knee-grow hands.
Fucking KEK.

[Anonymous No.55090346]

>>55090256
Aren't you the retard that unironically holds Link and ARKK? I bet you're enjoying all those gains from NVDA, oh wait HAHAHAHAHAHH

[Anonymous No.55090347]

>>55090269
>American electrical outlet
You know we brought 120 to a lot more places than just usa right?

[Anonymous No.55090349]

>>55088943
>>55088993
Personally I think the effect it has is going to be a very temporary thing, people will forget.

[Anonymous No.55090350]

>>55090336
So you admit to being a foreign ESL shill then.

[putsRnotDaWae No.55090352]

>>55090346
I hold NVIDIA too.

[Anonymous No.55090354]

>>55090338
there was one done here not long ago with dated note held in front of the outlet

[Anonymous No.55090359]

>>55090336
What's going on with reddit these days? Capitulation? I'm probably banned still for harassing those pedo fucks and you mention them all the time I'd like to see some salt

[Anonymous No.55090361]

>>55090150
The beer drinkers also brought about the rise of tranny beer. For all the good they did, they leave behind a legacy of rot.

[Anonymous No.55090364]

>>55090336
>Dox yourself
from an outlet? lol
lmao

[Anonymous No.55090365]

>>55090198
fadeaway is bobo Greene's dad. It's where bobo made his bones while you were going out with cheerleaders

[Anonymous No.55090378]

>>55090361
Boomers are beer drinkers and they sold out their White children for paper real estate gains that they will never spend anyways

[Anonymous No.55090379]

>>55089034
aye that's fookin st andrews mate

[Anonymous No.55090381]

>>55088966
UA

[putsRnotDaWae No.55090382]

>>55090359
Reddit is full of permabear shills, just like /smg/. I post there under the same username I use here, and BTFO permabears daily.

[Anonymous No.55090384]

>>55090234
I feel about as confused when Shopify kept mooning during the cough epidemic. Now even Marvell mooned just because they wrote "A.I." in their report while they barely beat expectations. BTW, I'm not shorting the AI bubble nor did I short Shopify.

[Anonymous No.55090386]

>>55090378
Haha jokes on me, my parents' house hasn't appreciated at all

[Durgesh, The Certified !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55090388]

>>55090302
>I'm positive $80k if I include my retirement accounts
my retirement accounts look like piss because I literally shut them off for a year or two. Probably going to figure out mega backdoor sometime in my 30s to make up for it.

My regular savings are still miraculously absolute piss despite how much I make thanks to the commies in government taking fucking HALF every year.

[Anonymous No.55090389]

>>55090382
I usually inverse biz maybe I'll check them out

[Anonymous No.55090394]

I’ve got 18k what am I buying at open bros?

[Anonymous No.55090398]

made an intraday bot and i'm getting good profits lol

[Anonymous No.55090404]

>>55090382
You're a foreign agent. Nice fake narrative.

[Anonymous No.55090406]

>>55090179

[Anonymous No.55090413]

>>55090361
That would be women, the same group that banned alcohol.

[Durgesh, The Certified !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55090418]

>>55090354
>with dated note held in front of the outlet
has to be trolling.
how can you decide to agree with it and not even have the proper date

[Anonymous No.55090427]

>>55090364
He’s a dumb pollock, what do you expect?

[putsRnotDaWae No.55090429]

>>55090404
When will you admit you were simply wrong about the market? You still have time to get bullish before we hit new ATH this year.

[Anonymous No.55090448]

>>55090429
>>55090404
You two desperately need a social life

[Anonymous No.55090453]

>>55090386
Sucks to be you
>>55090338
even fucking reddit does that shit

[Anonymous No.55090456]

Most quickly worsening /smg/ of all time

[putsRnotDaWae No.55090458]

>>55090448
We're actually the same person replying to themselves.

[Anonymous No.55090477]

>>55090394
I, too, sold some soxl today. What do we buy at open?

[Anonymous No.55090479]

>>55090394
LOCO

[Anonymous No.55090480]

Kek. I just looked it up for grins. My 2014 Corolla brand new cost $18,300 msrp. As of now I can trade it in for round $12,000. Not going to do it but I still thought it was kinda funny. (Car's only got 75,600 miles on it). I didn't buy it new. I bought it used, maybe in 2016, I forget exact date.

[Anonymous No.55090486]

>>55090458
You wish, Ukraine shill.

[Anonymous No.55090489]

>>55090458
Yeah probably. I'm guessing you're also the tripfag. Man it's really pathetic get off the internet.

[Anonymous No.55090490]

>>55090453
>Sucks to be you
yeah I know

[Anonymous No.55090492]

BOIL HAS TANKED INTO A LAST MINUTE AFTER HOURS SLURPPORTUNITY
IF YOU HAVE THE STEELY EYED GUTS AND NERVES TO HANDLE
THA
WILD
BUCKING
BRONCO
DO NOT FUCK WITH IT IF YOU ARE NOT READY AND ABLE

[Durgesh, The Certified !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55090494]

>>55090456
Heh. That sounds like a challenge, kid.

[putsRnotDaWae No.55090496]

>>55090489
I'm also forex anon, the anti wagie poster, and the bagel anti tip poster.

[Anonymous No.55090498]

>>55090309
EU SEA or JAP

I dont think i can accept cross server friends rn as far as a shard from another non US server. Sorry. If you can find me, I am meltsoft.

[Anonymous No.55090517]

>Buy $22.5 DKNG leap call on day it's dumping
>Buy $25 DKNG leap put on day it's pumping
>Do this roughly within the same week
>Sell either whenever they hit 50% profit


Explain to me why I can't do this

[Anonymous No.55090522]

>>55090496
Sold some eth and created a fusion market account with like 3 copy traders, any tips?

[Anonymous No.55090534]

>>55090496
Are all forex traders schizophrenics?

[Anonymous No.55090539]

what are /smg/'s thoughts on QCOM?

[Anonymous No.55090545]

>>55090517
Implied vol is like a rubber band, call premiums typically go up on down days and vice versa for puts. What you're trading is effectively a long gamma strategy, you're speculating that volatility premiums are underpriced in both directions. You wouldn't know this since you're a retard, so I suggest you don't trade options at all

[Anonymous No.55090546]

>>55090539
If they say A.I. enough times they go up 25%.

[Durgesh, The Certified !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55090550]

>>55090489
>I'm guessing you're also the tripfag
Nope.
I’m not the russian schizo tranny.

[Anonymous No.55090551]

>>55090545
ur mom

[Anonymous No.55090557]

>>55090551
Go ahead and do it so I can laugh at you, you don't even have to post the results because I already know what's going to happen

[Anonymous No.55090559]

>>55090545
this nigga is telling me my call costs more on days its dumping

[Anonymous No.55090563]

>>55090557
bruh i mean its how i buy my calls never done puts but i figure ill just flip it and catch both sides

[Anonymous No.55090565]

>>55090546
Just follow the nvidia model

[Durgesh, The Certified !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55090568]

>>55090559
>my call costs more on days its dumping
technically that’s correct.
it’d be cheaper to buy it at the same mark several days later if it stays flat at the same EOD price.
I think that’s “vega” but IV can also increase your premium.

[Anonymous No.55090571]

>>55090429
PEAK DELUSION

[Anonymous No.55090572]

>>55090568
Yeah I know that but it's negligible like a 5% difference when I'm plotting 50%+ gains

[Durgesh, The Certified !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55090577]

>>55090563
>bruh
so this is either a straight up zoomzoomnigger or some anon that’s trolling

[Anonymous No.55090579]

>>55090577
>so prepared to feel superior

[Anonymous No.55090590]

This market is going to give me a stroke.

[Anonymous No.55090608]

How do I profit off the exponentially growing r/fuckcars urban planning grifters convincing a whole generation of zoomers that car and property ownership is wasteful and bad for society?

[Anonymous No.55090621]

>>55090298
>MMFs have to park cash somewhere
>Can't legally buy any bills with default risk
>End up just bagholding dollars
>DXY moons

Debt ceiling lift reverses this and a flood of high-interest t-bill issuance kills the dollar?

[Durgesh, The Certified !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55090628]

>>55090534
Yes.

[Anonymous No.55090635]

POL earnings report next monday
Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.55090639]

>>55090608
It's part of the larger psyop to collapse the United States. Short everything, they're speedrunning Venezuela.

[Anonymous No.55090646]

>NVDA new all time high
>SOXL $19

[Anonymous No.55090647]

>>55090608
By investing in companies that produce HRT, SSRIs, medical weed, and benzodiazapines as all these retards are dependent on that. These faggots are also incels who will never reproduce but I'm not entirely sure how to take advantage of that yet. I would say invest in NYC real estate, particularly Brooklyn, but in reality these losers will never move out of their parents house so there won't be an increase in demand.

[Anonymous No.55090648]

>>55090534
You become schizophrenic if you aren't already.

[Durgesh, The Certified !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55090650]

>>55090579
>being a literal unapologetic zoomzoomnigger
>or trolling
honestly fair acting quality, if trolling, you really have me convinced that you’re an actual retard

[Anonymous No.55090666]

>>55090648
I'm already schizophrenic, all that's left is to learn wtf this forex bullshit is.

[Durgesh, The Certified !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55090691]

>>55090621
>MMFs have to park cash somewhere
>Can't legally buy any bills with default risk
Wow. Fascinating.
I had never actually thought about that.

>T-bills are literally “the risk-free rate” in finance that sets the bottom floor for absolutely all debt
>MMFs literally can’t hold any debt
>MMFs are forced to hold straight cash
Fascinating.

[Anonymous No.55090693]

The more third worlders we import, the more our politics and economy are going to resemble the third world. It's as shrimple as that.

[Durgesh, The Certified !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55090696]

>>55090666
Tinny!
You’re back! :D

[Anonymous No.55090708]

>>55089077
thats kind of what I did, though i had the intention to hold the TQQQ I gained through selling puts until recently when I started selling calls on it. I also bought puts just to make sure I get rid of it if we crash. I might stay cash for a while, but if the markets still being gay when I decide to get back in I think I ll start wheeling

[Anonymous No.55090709]

>>55090646
It *is* only like 8% of SOXX.

[Anonymous No.55090723]

>>55090691
Yeah, that's why you're seeing wild yields around June 1st, June 8th-9th, and EoJuly. Any delay in repayment when bagholding those forces MMFs to mark them 0, which forces their share value below $1, which makes for some very unhappy (litigious) campers.

[Anonymous No.55090746]

>>55090696
Hey bestfriend!

[Durgesh, The Certified !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55090791]

>>55090723
I’m really hoping we set a world record for the shutdown coming around September though.
America’s citizens have a god given right to shut that bitch right the fuck down and never open it back up.

Apparently this is completely unrelated to the debt ceiling, so I have no idea wtf republicans are even trying to do here

[Anonymous No.55090807]

>>55090791
Debt ceiling is a forced negotiation similar to the government shutdown/yearly budget shenanigans, that's all.

Frankly we only fix this with a spending freeze and hope nothing goes wrong while inflation chips away at the debt, or abolishing Medicare wholesale, or a total collapse of the government.

[Anonymous No.55090829]

>>55090708
TQQQ seems popular around these parts. I'll have to do some research.

[Anonymous No.55090837]

>>55090835
>>55090835

[Anonymous No.55090845]

>>55090791
>shutdown coming around September tho
QRD?

[Anonymous No.55090860]

>>55089240
It actually ran out a long time ago honestly.

[Anonymous No.55090943]

>>55090709
you mean SOX right? there is no soxx index only etf by that ticker

[Anonymous No.55090987]

>>55090943
SOX, PHLX, SOXX, BAKA are basically all the same. Anyway, the point is only NVDA/NVDL/NVDS follow *just* Nvidia. So those will go loco.

[Anonymous No.55090994]

>>55090349
I could live to be 105 and Budweiser will always be "the gay beer."

[Anonymous No.55090995]

>>55090943
>>55090987
>BAKA
Right, we have that gay wordfilter still. S-M-H.

[Anonymous No.55091117]

>>55090037
Based doom poster