/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.55084718]

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com

>Options (trade these even if you haven't read any of these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com
https://www.finscreener.com

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
>Calendars
https://www.fxstreet.com/economic-calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com
https://tradingeconomics.com

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>>55083687

[Anonymous No.55084728]

i am a slave to you

[Anonymous No.55084733]

SELL SELL FOR YOUR LIVES

[Anonymous No.55084736]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNoouLa7uxA

[Anonymous No.55084737]

How did I do?

[Anonymous No.55084741]

anyone explain why is NVDA up by 25%?
i know they beat earnings but wtf!

[Anonymous No.55084740]

Why don't we just ask ChatGPT what to invest in?

[Anonymous No.55084743]

I'm heemed and my son just took a shit. Fml

[Anonymous No.55084745]

Is SPY going back to ath

[Anonymous No.55084750]

>>55084745
>$600
give me a fucking break lmfao

[Anonymous No.55084752]

is it true that mossad has made spyware so good that it can enter and leave your phone w/out you ever knowing?

[Anonymous No.55084754]

Trillion dollar drip

[Anonymous No.55084759]

Reminder that we are in an AI bubble
Reminder that we are more disconnected from reality now than at market all time high relative to fundamentals and future fundamentals
Reminder that the consumer is dead
Reminder that there are more rate increases to come
Reminder that money supply growth is negative
Reminder that bank lending has absolutely cratered
Reminder that we have not seen this bad of market breadth since 1999
Reminder that you are operating on greed

[Quasar !!7McZD6mb6Mp No.55084760]

>>55084741
Cause I bought puts.

[Anonymous No.55084761]

I sold the top of SOXL and then bought the top of SOXS

[Anonymous No.55084762]

>>55084741
CEO of Nvidia said "AI" in the earnings call

[Anonymous No.55084763]

>>55084745

$600 is 2 trillion market cap

Wow Nvidia going for Apple dominance

[Anonymous No.55084765]

if you are buying nvidia after that pump you are a fucking brainlet moron who will end up richer than me because we live in a fucked up world

[Anonymous No.55084767]

>>55084737
Based goombler

[Anonymous No.55084768]

>>55084728
VIX futures market maker is that you?

[Anonymous No.55084769]

>>55084745
>Rosenblatt
>Mosesmann

[Anonymous No.55084770]

The entire financial system is about to collapse into a black hole.

[Anonymous No.55084773]

>>55084745
>SPY
who cares
the question is
what is VOO
going to do?

[Anonymous No.55084775]

>>55084715
>market matching returns
why would i pay someone for that? i'll just buy SPY where the fee is baked in. You nigger loving jew faggot. I'm just getting started

[Anonymous No.55084777]

>>55084770
Maybe, but at least we can watch it together :3

[Anonymous No.55084779]

NVDA knows it wants to drop.

[Anonymous No.55084780]

Where in pic rel is NVDA currently? Are they at 2015 or 2022 Apple levels? Excuse my schizo rambling for a second but their logo is very....masonic, a la Apple's, I genuinely think they're going to be the next fuckhueg tech company overlord but I don't know where that translates to as far as their growth timeline

>>55084586
I want to start a company/work as Sales Director (or whatever the top title would be, Chief Customer Officer or some shit) for a company that develops AI sales tools for B2B companies, where and how would I enter this space? FWIW I'm in a hotbed of le tech (not Bay Area but kinda close), what terms, companies, jargon, etc. do I look for when searching for opportunities? Would love to get in at the beginning. Can I just team up with 3-4 hypernerds (one that does user interface, one that "creates the scripts" or whatever, one that implements it into the buyer's operations) and start this on my own?

[Anonymous No.55084792]

>>55084775
Have you considered a conservative portfolio of 40% SSO, 40% QLD, and 20% TMF rebalanced quarterly?

[Anonymous No.55084795]

>>55084741
They said the right words

[Anonymous No.55084800]

>NVIDIA up 25%
>everything up even though rate hikes are high
>bitcoin hasn't recovered as much as the stock market
>that face when I've been out of the stock market since 2021
What no earth is going on anons?
Did we even "correct" after the 2022 ballooning of stocks?
What's your play in this market

[Anonymous No.55084802]

>>55084763
Cat anon?

[Anonymous No.55084803]

How can I buy U.K. gilts?

[Anonymous No.55084808]

why did it stop pumping and start crabbing

[Anonymous No.55084809]

>>55084759
I can't help but feel like this is too true.

[Anonymous No.55084813]

>>55084808
It’s all part of the process, Jack

[Anonymous No.55084817]

I love watching these cnbc that's talking about graphics cards but they really have no clue

[Anonymous No.55084818]

I fuckin love how AMD dropped 9% after their earnings were good, yet they go up 9% off of NVDA earnings. I bought AMD earnings but didn't buy NVDA. God damn I'm ready to start beheading these pieces of shit.

[Anonymous No.55084820]

>>55084737
Jesus bless you anon. That's great.

[Anonymous No.55084824]

>>55084718
okay I just made my very first broker account I will literally put 10k in whatever is the first thing replied to my post.

[Anonymous No.55084825]

>>55084787
>You just lost 1% of your portfolio on a single retarded trade. lmao.
Did i lose that? Or did my blackrock niggerlover (jew) lose me that? AND I PAID HIM 1% FOR THE PRIVILEDGE. faggot. I'm about to whoop your nigger loving asses

[Anonymous No.55084826]

if line only goes up when am i supposed to buy as a lower middle class citizen?

[Anonymous No.55084829]

>>55084800
Same as the last 5 years. I just buy monthly and hold.
Im up over 350% right now.
I havent sold a single position in 5 years

[Anonymous No.55084830]

>>55084817
it just sounds like youtube comments off of every gpu video review

[Anonymous No.55084834]

>>55084824
NVDA, embrace the clownworld fren

[Anonymous No.55084838]

>>55084813
I thought your picture would've happened by now.

[Anonymous No.55084840]

>>55084825
I thought investing was supposed to make people money

[Anonymous No.55084842]

>>55084800
A.I. is magic and nobody understands it. If you say A.I. line goes up.

[Anonymous No.55084846]

>rate cuts completely priced out of this year's futures curve.

I think that semis are a good long term investment, but IMO you will be able to buy them much cheaper this year.

[Anonymous No.55084845]

>>55084834
I literally googled nvda like 10 mins ago and saw 25% in one day red flag

[Anonymous No.55084848]

>>55084824
TCBS

[Anonymous No.55084849]

>>55084741
Because they beat artificially lower estimates + strongest AI position in the market. Plus, once a large cap has escalated as much as NVDA this year, the market looks for any excuse to continue the pump. Call it market enthusiasm.
Earnings are -20% compared to last year and I believe we can all agree that they won't become any better any time soon. Unless we see some major changes in the economy and companies start buying NVDA products en masse for some kind of AI datacenters or whatever
Enjoy the pump my fellow bullbros. 400+ next?

[Anonymous No.55084850]

Imagine thinking fucking GRAPHICS cards are the future of machine learning.

[Anonymous No.55084851]

>>55084803
I'm in the USA and I have the same question, long term gilts are looking interesting. There are international bond funds that hold gilts but I can't find any ETFs that just track gilts

[Anonymous No.55084853]

>>55084829
Smart. If I held I would've been in the same boat. Lesson for other anons to learn from my mistake and your success.

[Anonymous No.55084860]

>>55084850
This. ASICs will take over just like with shitcoin mining. But A.I. is magic just like the Internet was 23 years ago and like staying at home was in 2020.

[Anonymous No.55084861]

[Anonymous No.55084863]

>>55084851
I can find an etf that tracks gilts, but I wanted the yield. Do you still get paid the yield of you hold the etf?

[Anonymous No.55084865]

Dow jones has been red 6 days in a row....the fuck is going on?

[Anonymous No.55084867]

>>55084829
And if we crab for a decade?

[Anonymous No.55084870]

>>55084792
I'm going 80% MM fund, 20% day trading capital available for 0 dte SPY scalps. When you own shares of stocks, the broker can do whatever he wants with those shares behind the scenes. Whereas when you own the MM fund, its backed by treasuries with an expiration date, so they cant just gamble with your money as easily when its in a MM fund. So I'm thinkin 100k for 0 dtes is more than enough. way more than enough. even leaves me room for more stupid NVDA heems if a really want to get zesty. But the bleeding has stopped. The show is over. The fun is over. I'm about to whoop your nigger loving asses. No more BOBO GREENE posting. No more jokes. This is fucking war you niggerlovers

[Anonymous No.55084871]

>>55084761
>top of SOXS
This is the bottom fren, 20 is our destination.

[Anonymous No.55084876]

>>55084741
AI BRO DIDN'T YOU HEAR ABOUT THE ROBOTS!?

[Anonymous No.55084878]

I have to thank Jensen for today, but kek at market makers trying to crash everything else to avoid paying out on calls

[Anonymous No.55084880]

>>55084840
market equivalent performance according to the niggerlover in the previous thread

[Anonymous No.55084882]

>>55084863
Which ETF did you find?
>Do you still get paid the yield of you hold the etf?
You get paid the yield of the gilts that the fund holds. If it holds long term gilts, then those could have a lower yield then new gilts. In that case you'd get a lower monthly yield but you'll be buying the fund at a discount to compensate

[Anonymous No.55084888]

>>55084845
exactly

[Anonymous No.55084894]

>>55084849
>Earnings are -20% compared to last year and I believe we can all agree that they won't become any better any time soon.
They said they will TRIPLE earnings next quarter.

[Anonymous No.55084896]

>>55084792
I'd leave TLT/TMF alone for now. I bet TLT will go down to its 2011 low of 88 before it has a strong rebound.

[Anonymous No.55084898]

>>55084867
I dont care, i wont sell a single stock

[Anonymous No.55084901]

I have NVIDIA graphics cards.

[Anonymous No.55084905]

>>55084894
I've noticed a shit ton of gaming PC build ads

[Quasar !!7McZD6mb6Mp No.55084907]

>>55084894
They will just say AI again.

[Anonymous No.55084909]

>>55084901
Mine is Intel

[Anonymous No.55084910]

>Elon getting TSLA absolutely nuked

TSLA is going back to $150, that retard just doesn't learn

[Anonymous No.55084914]

I WASNT SHORT ENOUGH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55084915]

>>55084905
Ads are bearish. That means sales are down.

[Anonymous No.55084916]

Alright... let's get this over with
Someone post the webm

[Anonymous No.55084926]

>lumber still down
>crude oil going down
>market struggling to keep gains

[Anonymous No.55084927]

>>55084915
Ads are expensive, that means... they have money? Or they have high costs?

[Anonymous No.55084930]

>>55084905
Their sales are down and the CEO took a cut. It's all sus.

[Anonymous No.55084931]

>>55084909
Oh dear.

[Anonymous No.55084939]

>>55084916

[Anonymous No.55084941]

>>55084931
Onboard, 4th generation.

[Anonymous No.55084944]

>>55084916

[Anonymous No.55084949]

>>55084941
Onboard as in integrated? It's worse than I first suspected.

[Anonymous No.55084951]

>>55084882
Vanguard U.K. gilt etf

[Anonymous No.55084952]

How long till Shid&Piss goes red?

[Anonymous No.55084955]

>>55084916
This one?

[Anonymous No.55084956]

>>55084910
That's why people love the stock so much though. No matter how good things are going, you know he's going to come out and say or do something that will cause a shit ton of volatility and dip buying opportunities. After a while it inevitably goes back up, volatility decreases and he just does it all over again restarting the cycle. There's a reason TSLA consistently has some of the highest option volume and share volume. It's like trading SPY calls when Trump was in the white house. Basically free money once you get the rhythm down

[Anonymous No.55084962]

>>55084718
>spy back to 412
The eternal crab continues

[Anonymous No.55084964]

>>55084759
It's all true but the markets can be faker and gayer for longer than anticipated. It's a game of musical chairs and the rug pull is coming eventually but you never know when

[Anonymous No.55084965]

I just went in long, my thinking is that this is a clown move, in a clown market, and I'm inversing my gut feeling that we are about to drive off a cliff - so the markets will pump because that is the least viable scenario to occur.

SPY to 500, lets gooo

[Anonymous No.55084967]

>>55084939
that tard is more talented than 90% of smg

[Quasar !!7McZD6mb6Mp No.55084968]

I capitulate. You win this round NVDA

[Anonymous No.55084969]

Imagine thinking a debt ceiling deal will just fix everything and bring the bull back
Imagine not knowing the debt ceiling was actually reached back in January. That's half a year of the US money printer being on hiatus and the government running on fumes, with all the liquidity going to the markets since no bonds are being emitted to absorb it.
Imagine not understanding what will happen once the ceiling is reached and they turn the money printer on overdrive to compensate for the time it was off. The sponge will suck the markets dry and the bear will leave the cave.
No debt ceiling deal would be a catastrophe but yes debt ceiling deal would still be far from bullish for the markets.
You were warned.

[Anonymous No.55084970]

my jew broker was on the local news today. Yea i'm thinkin priced in. singularity has already been achieved. you niggers are just niggers. What's funny is in the quarterly newsletter this faggot advisor would write about his half breed jeet mutt kids, about how the one didnt make the college ski team because hes a pussy and a smelly jeet, and how the other has epilepsy. so the kids are fucking half jeet mutt unathletic genetically inferior pussy faggots, while Dad is market loser and a faggot himself. hilarious. alright enough rambling. I'm done for the week, start fresh Tuesday. Market's closed Monday

[Anonymous No.55084973]

>>55084956
That's very true anon, very true

[Anonymous No.55084974]

>>55084800
Buy into Fear. The Market hasn't actually moved down since October of 2022 everything since has been Algos trading with Algos green crabbing back up.

You missed out on the greatest transfer of wealth in history.

[Anonymous No.55084975]

>>55084965
I've got my bull pictures ready to go. Mubros start your engines

[Anonymous No.55084977]

>>55084916

[Anonymous No.55084978]

>>55084970
>my jew broke
former advisor i mean, not broker, same fuckin difference though

[Anonymous No.55084979]

TIME FOR
THA
EIA
NAAAAAAAAT
GAAAAAAAAS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEPOOOOOOOOOOORT

[Anonymous No.55084984]

>>55084979
l m a o

[Anonymous No.55084985]

>>55084901
I run an AMD card, 6800XT that I somehow managed to get at MSRP during the covid craze when you couldn't find them under 2x its MSRP price, I'm happy with it. AI generation is limited though, but it werks, I can proompt porn. Though I let other people do that in my stead, it's not like there's a shortage of it.

[Anonymous No.55084994]

The thing that bothers me about the nvidia rally is that I've been purposefully ignoring it due to how clowny its behaviour has been while investing in more solid but undervalued AI/tech stuff yet nvidia has been inflated sp fucking much that once it pops it will drag everything else down alongside it.
Very tempted to just pull out altogether and wait for the pop so I can just slurp, rather than stay for big green numbers just to have all those earnings wiped when the rug pull comes

[Anonymous No.55084996]

When will SOXL be 30 dollars?

[Anonymous No.55084997]

Generational bottom? More like generational crab.

[Anonymous No.55085003]

>>55084901
>I have NVIDIA graphics cards.
My NVDA investment has bought me free NVDA graphics cards for life.

[Anonymous No.55085018]

I am totally devastated.
Shill me stocks that are sub 1$.
Can't afford much, I'm a poorfag.

[Anonymous No.55085023]

I dropped my new earbuds yesterday while out running and I'm so fucking pissed. I'm pretty sure they're okay, but I'm paranoid they might have been damaged somehow.

[Anonymous No.55085024]

>>55084979
>>55084984

I bought BOIL again

[Anonymous No.55085028]

>>55084910
what happened?

[Quasar !!7McZD6mb6Mp No.55085030]

>>55085018
TOPS

[Anonymous No.55085036]

hooray! we're going up from here

[Anonymous No.55085038]

>>55085018
SHMPle as that

[Anonymous No.55085039]

>>55084996
I bought at $30 and bag holding. so much opportunity loss in bag holding. I sold today. desu, i'd just trade my way out. slurp and sell

[Anonymous No.55085040]

>>55085036
>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.55085041]

NVDAbros, how we feelin right now?

[Anonymous No.55085043]

>>55085036
damn
it was actually quite nice fantasizing about a 20% stock market drop

[Anonymous No.55085046]

What the fuck is this kike bullshit market

[Anonymous No.55085052]

>>55085043
Yellen issuing $700b of new bonds all at once will collapse more banks.

[Anonymous No.55085055]

>>55085024
i slurped mo

[Anonymous No.55085058]

>>55085052
why does it work that way?

[Anonymous No.55085067]

I'm financially ruined

[Anonymous No.55085068]

>>55085058
Supply and demand. Bonds are already in the shitter and she's going to dump even more, Banks are legally required to put all their money into bonds as a "safe" asset.

[Anonymous No.55085075]

>>55085036
*down

[Anonymous No.55085076]

>>55084955
Then we have people here bitching about not beig rich. This world is disgusting, and I don't mean the people in the vid, but the fact they are that poor.

[Anonymous No.55085077]

>>55084996
I also sold soxl today after bay holding from $35

[Anonymous No.55085079]

>NVDA trades flat
unexpectedly boring

[Anonymous No.55085088]

>>55084974
Yep. I agree.
At least I stacked up skills though. That's worth something.

[Anonymous No.55085093]

>>55085036
Tomorrow afternoon? How the hell are they going to pass it in time if it’ll take at the very least 3 days in the House to review? Biden can sign it within an hour of the Senate signing it, but that’ll also take a couple of days

[Anonymous No.55085097]

Thread theme
https://youtu.be/IvhR6dUo4-0

[Anonymous No.55085102]

yo what the fuck is wrong with T

[Anonymous No.55085104]

>>55085093
doesnt matter, what matter is theater and just a non-official deal is enough

[Anonymous No.55085106]

>>55084974
I should add---I hope you made it during that period anon. Or at least enjoyed the time during that bull run.
Cheers.

[Anonymous No.55085109]

>>55085093
It's the government bro, they just do what they want

[Anonymous No.55085112]

This is ground control, we have lift off

[Anonymous No.55085119]

>>55085102
maybe they didn't say the magic letters (A.I.)

[Anonymous No.55085132]

>>55084949
More than enough for trading. I'm not gonna play some bullshit video game. Maybe WOW classic, but now that they introduced the fuckin WOW TOKEN into classic, it's over anyways.

[Anonymous No.55085134]

>>55085102
All telecom are down

[Quasar !!7McZD6mb6Mp No.55085141]

They better not cuck on the work requirements for welfare recipients.

[Anonymous No.55085152]

BOILtrannies wuh happen?

[Anonymous No.55085160]

>>55085141
rinos will probably torpedo, hopefully they will get cheneyed

[Anonymous No.55085163]

Caption?

[Anonymous No.55085167]

>>55085152
STILL SLURPIN
U NON BOIL NEGRO
waiting on another fill at 3.08

[Anonymous No.55085172]

>>55084447
How you doin now you dumb faggot?

[Anonymous No.55085178]

>>55085106
Has it hit ATH? Then add. I'll give a fuck when I see a real dump like 08 or 87. Yeah I am green on my Vanguard ETF.

[Anonymous No.55085186]

>>55085132
private servers, come home white man.

[Anonymous No.55085187]

bros I have free access to the WSJ, how do I profit from this?

[Anonymous No.55085194]

>>55085132
>WOW nerd
Just digging deeper and deeper.

[Anonymous No.55085197]

>>55085187
do the opposite of the headline

[Anonymous No.55085200]

What's wrong with Intel?

[Anonymous No.55085211]

I wonder if small caps will ever see sustainable outperformance again

[Anonymous No.55085215]

Every god damn day we chop. There is never going to be a day where I win, ever again

[Anonymous No.55085216]

>>55085186

I'm mediterranean

[Anonymous No.55085217]

>>55085039
>>55085077

I was going to do that the other day but I didn’t pull the trigger. I just did. I should have let go a long time ago. Definitely learned my lesson. For now I’m holding companies long term

[Anonymous No.55085218]

is it true that due to the wuarr in uqraine Glencore and Rio Tinto will invest in Blue Origin and Space X ? i mean even blue origin is promoting that they will look for new reosurces for mankind or some crap like that...

[Anonymous No.55085225]

>>55085200
Jesus, they're being eaten alive. What news did I miss for them?

[Anonymous No.55085229]

>>55085194
I think I can go deeper with Vampire Survivors, Civ 5 also works on that computer.

[Anonymous No.55085235]

>>55085167
Youre gonna get hurt

[Anonymous No.55085241]

>>55085200
They're getting what they deserve after decades of being one of the biggest piece of shit companies out there.

>>55085229
Roguelikes are gay, but Civ is based.

[Anonymous No.55085245]

>>55085215
We lose because we aren't corrupt pieces of shit, stealing from everyone else.

[Anonymous No.55085246]

>>55085216
Then go back to retail.

[Anonymous No.55085249]

>>55085200
No idea.

[Anonymous No.55085251]

>>55085245
Everyone else makes money except for me. I've blown up 3 funded futures accounts now because of faggot kike days like today

[Anonymous No.55085253]

>>55085216
Go home, brown man

[Anonymous No.55085257]

dubs and I'll drink 4 more beers and do drunk trading (again)

[Anonymous No.55085261]

>>55085251
How are you getting them in the first place if you keep shitting the proverbial bed?

[Anonymous No.55085262]

>>55085257
Do it anyway.

[Anonymous No.55085264]

Any reason I shouldn't short the chink yuan vs the dollar at this point?
They're gonna have to start printing at some point

[Quasar !!7McZD6mb6Mp No.55085267]

>>55085257
Dubs and I'll join you

[Anonymous No.55085276]

>>55085262
that was the plan

[Anonymous No.55085278]

>>55085261
Because I will have a solid 2 weeks of trading where I'm winning consistently. Then I get the past 3 days where every single trade goes against me because we chop nonstop and never have a clear trend

[Anonymous No.55085281]

always remember guys, these niggers are just niggers

[Anonymous No.55085283]

Manufacturing is healing.

[Anonymous No.55085284]

>>55085257
>>55085267
rerollin for a bottle of liqua

[Anonymous No.55085290]

>>55085283
show NY

[Anonymous No.55085292]

>>55085278
You watch Day Trader Next Door on YT?
He has a fantastic risk management system. Really developed a superhuman ability to sit out when he's not on his game.

[Anonymous No.55085295]

>>55085200
Incel.... I mean Intel. lol I can't event say that company to normies without having a freudian slip. it's over for intels

[Anonymous No.55085302]

>>55085292
I've got a 2 to 1 reward to risk strategy but it always stops me out on days like today because we'll be looking good for a solid move then suddenly we get 2 bars that undo it completely and stop me out

[Anonymous No.55085303]

Are there long term bond etfs for international?

[Anonymous No.55085319]

>>55085041
25% up, waiting for the hebrew halt. its inevitable.

[Anonymous No.55085322]

>>55085041
Sold 90% of my stack at +50%, feels good frens

[Anonymous No.55085323]

YOU PUSH IT

[Anonymous No.55085327]

>IV is still so low calls are barely worth selling
at least my portfolio hit a new all time high today

[Anonymous No.55085332]

>>55085235
I
WILL
SLURP
MORE
THEN
TOO
!!!
muh 3.08 just filled

[Anonymous No.55085345]

This short commodity long tech trade just keeps on winning

[Anonymous No.55085346]

>IWM -1%
what did they mean by this

[Anonymous No.55085348]

>>55084901
After the earning call my 1060 turned into a 2060. Thanks based Nvidia!

[Anonymous No.55085352]

You straightened my portfolio out?

[Anonymous No.55085353]

>>55085348
I have a 2060 but I might get the 4070ti now

[Anonymous No.55085356]

>>55085348
Come on jack at least get a 3060ti.

[Anonymous No.55085366]

>>55085302
Whose your prop firm?

[Anonymous No.55085370]

Imagine smoking cigs

[Anonymous No.55085379]

where did the bears go. lol.

[Anonymous No.55085380]

anybody here ruined like me ? I need to cope

[Anonymous No.55085381]

>>55085370
feelz good... but i dont need that nigger shit anymore. I'm a child of israel.

[Anonymous No.55085387]

>>55085379
It's nap time

[Anonymous No.55085386]

>>55085246
g o T o RE T a IL

[Anonymous No.55085392]

>>55085229
Civ 5 is the most based game ever

[Anonymous No.55085397]

Big Bull Balls

[Quasar !!7McZD6mb6Mp No.55085399]

Nvda trading like a trillion dollar shit coin on no news.

[Anonymous No.55085400]

checking nvidia stocktwits there is still a ton of bears crying for a dump, this shit is going to 500

[Anonymous No.55085403]

>>55085379
Im at the liquor store

[Anonymous No.55085406]

incredible. SQQQ just keeps going down. I'm going to be bagholding for a year at this rate.

[Anonymous No.55085408]

>>55085366
Apex

[Anonymous No.55085412]

>NVDA trading at176 year multiple
who in the FUCK is still buying this? Where the hell are the sellers?

[Anonymous No.55085414]

I sold my calls for a $14 loss this morning (up from a $60 loss yesterday), but I could have made $10 if I held till now...

[Anonymous No.55085416]

>>55085253
Whiter than you

[Anonymous No.55085420]

kek NVDA P/E about to hit 200

The NVDA chart is hilarious to look at, bears are roping

[Anonymous No.55085424]

>>55085412
Assignment happens tomorrow... sell will be on Tuesday but calls may crab it for a bit

[Anonymous No.55085427]

Just shorted NVDA. What am I in for?

[Anonymous No.55085428]

>>55085416
this nigger is translucent

[Anonymous No.55085431]

>why is this company who has a monopoly on hardware used to run AI that could transform the world trading at high pee/poo ratios?????
lol.

[Anonymous No.55085441]

sold a 5 lot of cash secured SPY puts... comfy... bleeding status = stopped

[Quasar !!7McZD6mb6Mp No.55085445]

>>55085412
Cathy Woods

[Anonymous No.55085458]

total UPST death

[Anonymous No.55085469]

Dxy 104? When did that happen?

[Anonymous No.55085489]

>>55085431
It's not a monopoly

[Anonymous No.55085493]

>>55085431
>revenue was 14% lower yoy
lol. send it back to $60. when the economist is shilling AI on the cover that is a clear top signal

[Anonymous No.55085501]

>>55085427
Short term pain, long term gain

[Anonymous No.55085502]

>>55085387
wtf, he looks like a 40 year old man

[Anonymous No.55085508]

>>55085493
Do you member when AI wasn't even a thing a year ago? I member

>>55085489
Cope and then seethe

[Anonymous No.55085511]

Baggie, report in. How fucked did you get by the NVDA wick?

[Anonymous No.55085517]

>OpenAI's Sam Altman raises $115 mln for Worldcoin crypto project

From one scam to the next already

[Anonymous No.55085521]

oh la la
>so much higher
>for
>so much longer

[Anonymous No.55085525]

my fidelity go account is losing a lot right now

[Anonymous No.55085538]

I literally warned you people repeatedly not to short NVDA and you didn't listen.

[Anonymous No.55085546]

>>55084718
DIS bros were going to the moon. Load up $300 end of year!

[Anonymous No.55085548]

N video computer is the future

[Anonymous No.55085549]

>>55085538
What's next? I'm the last bear alive, help me flip to bull

[Anonymous No.55085559]

>>55085346
> -1.34% new leg
what did they mean by this

[Anonymous No.55085560]

>>55085549
That's when we dump though.

[Anonymous No.55085561]

>>55085546
>The Little Mermaid is coming to theaters May 26, 2023
Hello time traveller.

[Anonymous No.55085562]

>>55085427
youre gonna make money, anon. trust me. go outside and touch grass.

[Anonymous No.55085568]

>>55085549
You missed the boat. Just trade volatility.

[Anonymous No.55085571]

When should I sell my TSM positions?
My total gain is 8.01%, thanks to today's poomp

[Anonymous No.55085573]

>>55085346
XLU and XLP are also down bigly.

[Anonymous No.55085572]

>>55085559

[Anonymous No.55085576]

>>55085546
...yeah I wouldnt

[Anonymous No.55085581]

>Accidentally bought SPY calls like 1 hour ago
>Made money
That's cool but I feel like a moron knowing even doing random shit beats my strategy. I need to study market structure even more

[Anonymous No.55085586]

BEARS.... HOLD ON FOR THIS ONE

[Anonymous No.55085591]

>>55085571
You can sell a portion. How should we know? A.I. is magic and nobody understands how it works so line goes up.

[Anonymous No.55085594]

>>55085546
The little nigger..sorry I meant to say nigger. Whoops I meant nigger.
Haha jeez no it’s the The Little Nigger. Gosh darn it I obviously didn’t mean that. Oh well

[Anonymous No.55085595]

AMD is carrying my whole portfolio today.

[Anonymous No.55085596]

>>55085573
>>55085572
truly a schizo market
>growth! GROWTH! GROWTH!!!!!!
>XLK +3.21% NEW 52 WEEK HIGH
......
>XLE -2.28%
growth? GROWTH?! GROWTH?!?!?!?!?!

[Anonymous No.55085597]

>>55085586
I shall slurp more

[Anonymous No.55085603]

Thinking about shorting TSLA right now

[Anonymous No.55085608]

>>55085508
>Do you member when AI wasn't even a thing a year ago? I member
What a compelling argument, you've convinced me. Send NVDA to $650.

[Anonymous No.55085611]

it's mumu day for tech

[Anonymous No.55085615]

>want to buy put options for NVDA
>$500 in fees

what

[Anonymous No.55085619]

>>55085597
Where's Lum? Where's all the SOXLfags, or they sold low?

[Anonymous No.55085620]

>>55085596
I'm just saying if Mr. Russell is getting further heemed, the heemening has only begun.

[Anonymous No.55085622]

SOXLSISTERS!!!! WE WON!
I will be buying my own Lum AI powered waifu robot by the end of 2024

[Anonymous No.55085623]

>the euphoria has officially started
This means we only have like a couple of months left bros.

[Anonymous No.55085628]

>>55085619
They got shaken out and they're buying now. lmao

[Anonymous No.55085629]

>>55085620
oh no I agree
just the divergence between energy and technology today is insane

[Anonymous No.55085632]

>>55085623
It lines up with all the other indicators. Honestly, I bet it's September when the bottom falls out.

[Anonymous No.55085643]

>>55085619
slurping soxs

[Anonymous No.55085645]

this is so fucked. l*mfag was everywhere yesterday, how the fuck are we are not absolutely printing on SQQQ/SOXS right now.

[Anonymous No.55085646]

>a monopoly on hardware used to run AI
Mr. Market is retarded and inefficient as usual.

[Anonymous No.55085648]

Get woke go broke lmao

[Anonymous No.55085649]

lmao what happened to oil?

[Anonymous No.55085655]

>>55085629
Do AI maniacs not know that GPU clusters take huge amounts of electricity? If they're betting NVDA is going to the moon, what's going to power these GPU super clusters that'll use more electricity than an heavy machinery factory.

[Anonymous No.55085662]

Mott Capital bros... remember to stay nourished

[Anonymous No.55085670]

>>55085620
Every time I see Nasim Najafi Aghdam I'm struck by how waxlike she looks. Her face is like an automaton, glass eyes, a completely dead and uncanny look. I dont understand how a human being looks like this.

[Anonymous No.55085673]

>>55084718
OHNONONONONO DWACK SISTERS! IS TRUSTING TRUMP NOT A GOOD IDEA?

https://www.cnn.com/2023/05/25/business/trump-spac-delisting-nasdaq/index.html

[Anonymous No.55085679]

Why are my puts not going up when spy drops????

[Anonymous No.55085683]

>>55085619
hello
my portfolio is at an all time high
i just sold SOXL calls for june 30th, 25 strike

[Anonymous No.55085686]

>>55085655
They also probably forget they need TSMC, ASML, and all the companies who supply them with materials such as the magic voodoo acid.

[Anonymous No.55085687]

This is where NVDA drops right?

[Anonymous No.55085689]

>>55085649
We don’t need oil anymore biden has it covered with the SPR

[Anonymous No.55085693]

Why is the shitty dow jones red again ?

Piece of shits dropping the Aussie futures

[Anonymous No.55085700]

>>55085649
A.I. magic is the future.

[Anonymous No.55085701]

>>55085673
you had the chance to make money first day it announced, anon. i didnt. dont cry you didnt, be glad it happened. am sure at least one anon bought a pagani off of DWAC that day.

[Anonymous No.55085703]

>>55085431
lmao chatbots aren't going to transform the world

[Anonymous No.55085705]

>>55085679
Because youre a faggot

[Anonymous No.55085707]

>>55085508
>Cope and then seethe
I've made fuckloads off NVDA, lol.
Stating that it's not a monopoly is a fact, not an opinion. Other major tech companies produce their own AI optimized chips. If anything, NVDA has a monopoly on consumer tech. To be more specific it's their CUDA software API that pairs with their hardware that is one of the top consumer standards.

Important to understand that this entire move has been the same big pain trade - a reversal of the massive commodities/inflation trade of late 2021/2022. If you're a true believer you're gonna get slaughtered when this shit unwinds once again in the 2nd inflationary wave next year (or possibly drawn out to 2025). Same as before.

[Anonymous No.55085711]

>>55085687
drops in reverse to 420, sure.

[Anonymous No.55085714]

check the russell
holy fuck everything is going into 7 stocks. we will probably see a flash crash™ if they drop this hot potato

[Anonymous No.55085715]

[Anonymous No.55085718]

Didn't buy Nvidia. Bought pbw and schd instead. Both getting wacked. Awesome

[Quasar !!7McZD6mb6Mp No.55085720]

I don't like this.

[Anonymous No.55085731]

>>55085707
I think the idea that NVDA is going to have an monopoly on GPUs, or expand its majority of the market isn't likely. GPUs for AI don't have to be the absolute best like gaming GPUs. They can just put more GPUs in the cluster if it's not the best.

[Anonymous No.55085739]

>>55085720
>The stock has a chance to finish with the biggest one-day gain in market value in history,

yeah, why are the tribe members halting this? they did when AMC went 25% up.

[Anonymous No.55085742]

>>55085731
The software aspect gives NVDA the edge though, usually NVDA GPUs are better supported.

[Anonymous No.55085743]

People really seem to be conflating inference and training for AI

[Anonymous No.55085750]

>>55085739
>*arent

[Anonymous No.55085755]

Very "rational" markets we got here.

[Anonymous No.55085758]

>>55085755
Markets are reflections of their participants.

[Anonymous No.55085761]

>>55085731
>>55085742
GPUs aren't efficient for AI. In the long run, ASICs will replace them just like in the case of shitcoin mining.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AI_accelerator#Emergence_of_dedicated_AI_accelerator_ASICs

[Anonymous No.55085765]

>>55085739
there was a 16 hour halt before earnings, not sure what you're saying

[Anonymous No.55085768]

>>55085718
>PBW
Sorry I convinced you to get that a couple days ago, if that was you. It's a piece of shit and I'm holding that shit with a horizon of like 5 years, not 5 days.

[Anonymous No.55085778]

>>55085758
But participants also react to the markets...

[Anonymous No.55085782]

NVDAcels will soon be heckin owned by the short-chuds of le reddit. Most awesomest badass cat moment :3

[Anonymous No.55085783]

>>55085739
>yeah, why aren't the tribe members halting this?
The answer is obvious.

[Anonymous No.55085786]

>>55085778
Devious, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.55085794]

>>55084944
Hot

[Anonymous No.55085796]

>>55085755
Maybe the irrational thing all along was underestimating the value of Big Tech

[Anonymous No.55085797]

>>55085786
It's a feedback loop...
a vicious cycle...
a resonance cascade...
...this is the true meaning of the NASDAQ Instrumentality Project

[Anonymous No.55085798]

Oy, why aren't you buying NVDA right now, Rosenblatt says it's worth $600!!

[Anonymous No.55085799]

>>55085731
A better way to think about it is that they don't actually need a monopoly to succeed.
Apple doesn't have a monopoly on phones, but look how much money they make. Compare it vs 5-10 years ago. It just keeps growing.

NVDA is similar. They have a product seen as premium, and they make retarded margins, and its in a growing industry sector. Someday perhaps that'll stop, but for now the party goes on.

[Anonymous No.55085804]

thinking that markets will always trade at fair value is in itself irrational

[Anonymous No.55085805]

I want off this clown world

[Anonymous No.55085812]

>>55085797

[Anonymous No.55085821]

>>55085798
How often are these retards wrong, how often can they change their target?

[Anonymous No.55085825]

>>55085799
>Apple
The story is that A.I. is driving Nvidia's future profits not retarded consumers. Data centres don't care about fads and all the data centre companies are working on their own AI accelerators so they don't have to pay an Nvidia or AMD tax.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AI_accelerator#Emergence_of_dedicated_AI_accelerator_ASICs

[Anonymous No.55085826]

I LOVE LUM

[Anonymous No.55085834]

>>55085821
They're pretty much always wrong and they seem to revise their targets every few months

[Anonymous No.55085840]

>>55085799
i fomoed into aapl after 10 years of watching it grow. im sure in 10 years ill do the same to tesla and nvdia. if you can't beat em, join em.

[Anonymous No.55085847]

Just fyi, SPCE (Virign galactic) is having a test flight RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.55085849]

>>55085768
It's alright grabbing small bits it's not a large position. About to snag another 25 shares

[Anonymous No.55085851]

>>55085825
In the end the story is all that matters. Stocks trade on supply/demand like anything else in the economy.
See >>55085804

[Anonymous No.55085854]

>>55085825
>>55085840
Apple's revenue has grown slower than their stock price especially since the cough epidemic.

[Anonymous No.55085855]

Finally cashed out my NVDA and AMD shares after missing out on many years of profit-taking and price corrections. Hope I don't get fucked for this

[Anonymous No.55085856]

>>55085847
isn't branson filing BK for that company?

[Anonymous No.55085857]

>>55085796
It's dotcom bubble v2.0

[Anonymous No.55085868]

I-is the selling over?

[Anonymous No.55085876]

I went all in

[Anonymous No.55085878]

>>55085855
How can you get fucked by taking profit? The broker steals your cash?

[Anonymous No.55085879]

>>55085855
>made money
>get fucked
How? Your NVDA shares went up 25% just today, and AMD 15%. That's not getting fucked. You made the right choice. Even if you miss out on more gains there's other plays to make out there.

[Anonymous No.55085884]

>>55085855
Next leg up

[Anonymous No.55085890]

>>55085849
Good luck brother, I'll throw in a few more bucks as well, in solidarity and retardation

[Anonymous No.55085893]

I'm actually bullish on AI

I just think it's retarded most of the AI money is going to NVDA.

[Anonymous No.55085903]

>>55085840
Hope you don't mean that you bought within the last 2 years. I don't really see AAPL ever moving meaningfully higher from here (beyond inflation).

[Anonymous No.55085913]

>>55085408
ah

[Anonymous No.55085922]

>>55085893
Same here. A.I. is magic and the big Jew money thinks Nvidia has a monopoly on dot products just like it was when it thought the Cisco had a monopoly on routing Internet packets.

[Anonymous No.55085935]

>>55085783
they need to make some up front cash to cover the lost advisor fees from guys like me. The NVDA loss and the losses on closing out low liquidity covered calls are the last monies you niggers will see from me

[Anonymous No.55085937]

>>55085821
Goldman Q4 2022 Oil +100
Goldman Q4 2023 Oil 90-100

[Anonymous No.55085945]

someone bake please i have a very funny shitpost (my mom laughed at it)

[Anonymous No.55085950]

>>55085945
your mom is a liar

[Anonymous No.55085951]

Is baggie alive?
>>55085945
No bakes until thread death

[Anonymous No.55085962]

>>55085855
You probably did better than 90% of NVDA holders who bought in the last five years. Don't sweat it no one ever predicts the tippy top

[Anonymous No.55085969]

>>55085893
>I just think it's retarded most of the AI money is going to NVDA.
It's just a hype trade. If they're smart though they'll do some massive stock offerings or acquisitions while its trading at these retarded levels. That's how the megacaps really lock in outperformance - using retardedly valued stock to buy more reasonably valued peers. Ponzi economics, but it really does work.

[Anonymous No.55085976]

Artificial Reality

[Anonymous No.55085978]

Why isn't Amazon up on the AI hype

[Anonymous No.55085995]

>>55085855
>Newton exits happy

[Anonymous No.55085996]

>>55085951
yeah he just changes/removes his trip every now and then. real schizo if you ask me.

[Anonymous No.55086002]

>>55085978
Amazon has more in common with Walmart than semiconductor companies

[Anonymous No.55086009]

next thread i expect 1000% more lum posting in celebrating of our AI overlords
>as the prophecy foretold

[Anonymous No.55086023]

>>55085978
And Amazon has its own ASICs already. Who knows.

[Anonymous No.55086032]

>>55085978
>>55086002
Amazon actually has their own AI accelerators that are superior to Nvidia's *GRAPHICS* cards. Most big tech companies do. That's why the Nvidia pump is so retarded.

[Anonymous No.55086048]

>>55084718
My friend just sent me a screenshot of him going all in on nvidia before earnings and he made like a 700% return

I'm going to neck

[Anonymous No.55086049]

[Anonymous No.55086050]

>>55085996
Nah I think the NVDA wick got him yesterday

[Anonymous No.55086056]

>>55085995
Based history enjoyer.

[Anonymous No.55086065]

I'm not fucking joking
You wanted a bull market now do what it takes to make it so

[Anonymous No.55086067]

baggie definitely capitulated yesterday and is most likely suicidal, if not he would be bragging here in every thread

[Anonymous No.55086073]

I have about $4k extra cash what do I buy anons?

[Anonymous No.55086084]

>>55086065
Watch out guys he told us to do what it takes to make it so. Get a load of this faggot

[Anonymous No.55086088]

New
>>55086083
>>55086083
>>55086083
>>55086083
>>55086083

[Anonymous No.55086097]

>>55086088
Yeah, not using that thread.

[Anonymous No.55086101]

>>55086084
i see you bobo
careful coming out of your buck breaking barn
you might trip

[Anonymous No.55086108]

>>55086073
Do you really want to hear "rope"?

[Anonymous No.55086120]

>>55086073
sell a put or two on a 3x bull ETF of your choice

[Anonymous No.55086126]

>>55086101
Im up 30 percent today. Keep buying the "dip"