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NEVER FORGET... SMG is KANG...

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>>55079681

>> No.55081733

>Bought AMD instead of NVDA
I fucked up

>> No.55081734
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Don’t get hooked

>> No.55081765

>videogames
>crypto
>world ending ai
make it stoppppp

>> No.55081777

EVERYTHING fucking points at nvidia being the most overvalued stock in the fucking world and it being literally one bad day away crashing and burning hard, dot-com style
Yet
Why the FUCK, why the F U C K is it STILL FUCKING PUMPING?????

>> No.55081801

>>55081777
NVDA is currently Tesla 2. Dunno when the run is going to end

>> No.55081805

Your guys’ internalized misogyny and racism is just too much for me. I thought you’d be better but yall are just absolutely dreadful.

>> No.55081808

fuuuuuck why did I sell nvidia

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>>55081777
Trips of truth

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>>55081805
>internalized
Nothing internal about it, buckeroo.

>> No.55081825

No point in just one share (nvidia) doing well if people are concerned over the debt ceiling.

Zoomer here, going by history what usually happens with the debt ceiling? They always get one over the line despite the daily talks?

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I get NVDA pumping since good numbers, but what I don't understand is how they got them? Or are the estimates just low because of market manipulation? How in the world did they manage to produce such good numbers?
Btw, bobos annihilated. Does anyone have some good NVDA loss p0rn?

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KNEEL

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>futures

>> No.55081834

>>55081825
>They always get one over the line despite the daily talks?
Yes. It's not an issue for the market. Hasn't been, anyway. Now previous big dips have occurred around it but not specifically because of. Those dips had more pressing factors than the national debt situation.

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55081843

>The 1 month yield is literally going up one basis point an hour

Um bros, is it really happening for real this time? Default instead of raising debt ceiling??

>> No.55081846

>>55081826
Not sure if the guy who said NVDA was the easiest short in the world and would simply put in more money if it went up during the weekend is still alive

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>>55081826
I just checked it, yepp, market manipulation as the "specialists" simply set a lower bar for everything. Nevermind that both revenue and EPS are -20% compared to Q1 2022. Why can't they do that to my stocks? Nono, only for semis. Fuckin hacks

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>>55081843
I'm going all in BLV

>> No.55081872

>>55081831
OH dear lord, future generations growing up with this shit...
Why even bother creating generational wealth when you feed them this retarded brain food.

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>>55081843
Interdesting

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Alright you /smg/ night life party rockers! It's time for Johnny fathand's song of the night! This song is a favorite of baggot and an ode to the 2000's. So lets put our hands together for Kylie Minogue's "Love At First Sight".

https://youtu.be/wf421JsG004
https://youtu.be/wf421JsG004
https://youtu.be/wf421JsG004

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>>55081896

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>>55081825
99 out of 99 times have they raised the ceiling. Take a guess what will happen this time. Do you honestly believe the skank Yellen has the power destroy an entire nation's economy? Nothin will happen and we will pump

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>>55081896
kylie goes alright, her sister is hotter

>> No.55081923

>>55081825
If you think we're still living in precedented times rather than unprecedented times, especially after that retard wick on NVDA yesterday then idk what to tell you.
We're experiencing a rerun of the 1920s only a lot lot worse for a variety of reasons.

The market is irrational and that's nothing new but now the world is getting irrational, politics is irrational, there is no point saying "x always happened before, it will therefore happen this time". Kek there's a high probability the US will default. The market wants to la-la-la.

>>55081826
I'm probably gonna be the only one to admit I took an ass whoop yesterday, but got out fast and didn't get liquidated.
Something else I want to note is how /smg/ doesn't really do loss porn, everyone here is too proud to admit they fucked up.
Baggie definitely stated yesterday he was in NVDA puts. Wonder how it turned out for him.

I admit I fucked up. I have been reflecting a lot since yesterday and that's good I guess. Survive and fight another day.
The time to short NVDA is when the hype rally runs out of steam, when that happens, all these fag NVDA bulls will turn into bears overnight. It could keep running up but there's going to be a blowoff top, some things don't change. Maybe blowoff top was yesterday. Maybe it will be 420.69.
I'm going to get on with looking for better work and building a business which ironically will use AI at some level.

>> No.55081924

>>55081825
According to the people who lived in 2011 the US didn't meet the deadline for 2 days or something (fucking everyone up) then the deal was reached. The line went down after that too

>> No.55081926

>>55081777
someone has NVDA puts

>> No.55081934

Oopsie, Germany is in a recession, we miscalculated hihi.


German GDP SA (Q/Q) Q1 F: -0.3% (est 0.0%; prev 0.0%)
- German GDP NSA (Y/Y) Q1 F: -0.2% (est 0.2%; prev 0.2%)
- German GDP NSA (Y/Y) Q1 F: -0.5% (est -0.1%; prev -0.1%)

>> No.55081940

>>55081913
>Yellen
The brainlet is you if you think Yellen has any power over what happens next. This is with the MAGA republicans, Gaetz, Gosar and the hooker woman and MTG. They're the reason McCarthy can't just put the debt ceiling to a vote in Congress.
It's another thing I've been thinking about recently, about how we got Trump elected and that led to tiny little butterfly wings flapping and getting Gaetz and MTG in, even though they are a pair of fucktards, they're going to be the ones to tip this all into the shit which is a good fucking thing.

>> No.55081942

i was buying some science fiction novels today and the shopgirl said 'i love moorcock'
what did she mean by this

>> No.55081946

>>55081924
I tell you I was there, sonny. The government was shut down to just essential services, meaning they closed the national parks and museums.

>> No.55081949

>>55081946
thanks obungle

>> No.55081951

this is the best /smg/ ever

>> No.55081960

>>55081722
My friend turned schizo and I can no longer have a normal conversation with him :(

>> No.55081964
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>>55081940
Yellen, Trump, McCarthy... doesn't matter. I just needed a scapegoat. Nobody has the power to initialize a default. It's just not possible at this point. Maybe they will find some way to skirt around it but a complete default is simply not even possible. That person would get fuckin assassinated
>>55081934
Bullish. NVDA will carry today and tomorrow. Just watch DAX fuckin gap up. Peak clown

>> No.55081971
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>NVDA P/E >200
>"it's a good buy guys, this time is different"
>people will unironically think I'm a mumu for this post

>> No.55081974

Need advice on a potential job offer bros.
I am being headhunted for a job that pays about 15% more than my current job HOWEVER at my current job, I WFH for 2 days a week but since I am so fucking good at my job, I essentially work 3 days a week and have 4 day weekends where I just jack off at home.
Also which stocks should I buy? Bought a bunch of AMD when it tanked during ER

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>>55081964
> Nobody has the power to initialize a default. It's just not possible at this point.
That’s like saying WWI is simply not possible in 1913, just normalcy bias.

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>>55081777
Because I shorted

>> No.55081983

>nvda still undervalued

>> No.55081988

Where is the faggot that screen capped me saying NVDA was a buy when it was under $300? I told that retard to look at that screenshot and cry when it hits 1tr market cap Hahahahahahaha

>> No.55081992

>>55081964
That's why I'm waiting for beginning of EU session. Also expectign a pump, but I will short it later. This stockmarket has no power anymore. It's beginning to crumble and with debt ceiling solved, it will end.

>> No.55081996

>>55081964
>assassinated
They won't and the US government (Congress in this case) could default and not give a fuck about the global economy or the kike banks. You still don't get how it works. You're reading it totally wrong. They would happily destroy the global economy to preserve the dollar as king currency.
Go look up Brent Johnson (dollar milkshake man) he is a bit of a wacko but he absolutely nailed the domestic US take on the dollar.
>>55081978
Absolutely this. I keep talking about unprecedented times. There is no using the game plan of the past anymore.

>> No.55081999

>>55081777
Because they claim they'll make 11 billion in q2. (their max was 8 billion in q1 2022, which is why they did -13% yoy this yesterday).

Same with SAP (german company). They suddenly raised their guidance a few weeks ago on MEMAI, despite also doing way less money than Q4 2022.

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>>55081996
>>55081978
This debate will get us nowhere. We simply need to wait and see till next week. Either way, it's gonna be hilarious seeing them squirm. They will either fugg over the entire world or raise the debt ceiling by which they will avert everything and doesn't amount to a single negative consequence since nobody cares about debt anymore.
Can you bet on this crap somewhere? I would actually be willing to bet on this issue

>> No.55082031

>>55082022
IBKR has prop betting, but I think it's only the up/down on tomorrow's closing prices.

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>>55081843
>Money is fleeing 1 month bonds
>To the safety of 1 month NVDA calls

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>>55081843

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>>55081999
Dude stop, just forget fundamentals at this point.
Someone else pointed out how their numbers were actually shit if you take a close look at them but that doesn't matter at all here.
This is a pure hype rally. It will follow the usual patterns of a hype fomo rally, it will pump to insane levels maybe even $600 and then will blowoff top like usual.
For many of us here , me included, this was the first time actually really being active in trading and seeing this shit so it's kinda wild but it follows the same traits as any hype rally, which is to say it doesn't follow anything, it's just insanity.
Also makes me think the whole monetary cycle is coming to some kind of inflection point, this level of insanity is really fucking unprecedented, I mean when you actually look at what this 1tn company does and what people use their tech for, it's a fucking clown world joke.
Nothing about the world we live in now is normal, I truly expect we're going to see far more insanity, wars, recession*s* (remember, the global recession has already started for much of the world), probably more and more until we get a few actual openly-declared Nazis in Congress LMFAO.

>> No.55082053

>>55082022
If you think there will be a deal just buy NVDA lol

>> No.55082070
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>>55082053
I have european equivalents. I dare not trade US stocks because the currency of the country I live in is so goddamn garbage.
Lum blesses today's bull market

>> No.55082075

>>55082045
I don't know their numbers. I don't care about them. I'm telling you what they claimed their guidance to be. And for whatever reason investors tend to believe in the shit the CEOs of companies say, as if they'd ever talk shit about their company.

I know it's insanity, which is why I'm not touchin any TECH at the moment. This might be a second bubble as 2021. My trust in AI is low. Maybe because I was raised on Terminator movies. I distrust machines and even more an allegedly thinking machine.

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>>55082070
Turkey or Serbia?

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NVDA WILL SAVE THE WORLD ECONOMY

>> No.55082101

>>55082033
This, NVDA is the only thing that is safe to put your money in, and by proxy SOXL.

>> No.55082103

>>55082070
>currency of the country I live in is so goddamn garbage.
M8...
You're doing this completely wrong, if your domestic currency is trash and you have access to a brokerage where you can trade US stocks in $ or even just multinational stocks in $ you should absolutely just buy $ stocks to arb your shitty currency. Funnily this is something else Dollar milkshake man mentioned.
>>55082075
>guidance
And you're still talking about fundamentals. They don't matter now.
AI is a nothingburger btw, the tech may put a lot of niggers and poos and middle managers and PAs out of work because people can use it to write emails or other menial low IQ shit but that's about it. It's not gonna go T1000 on us LMAO.

That's still "bad" for the global economy because less spending = less economy so in a way it'll be funny that the recession that NVDA will in part cause will lead to its downfall.

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>>55082085
Worse, a place in Northern Europe.
Finally, copper is up. Need to sell as quick as possible. I am up circa 40% on it despite all the FUD surrounding it, but I feel like metals have a long way to go still (down that is)

>> No.55082122

>>55082104
>copper is up
Bitch what..
You're trading copper and you don't understand it's a leading indicator for global demand and that it's tanking?
It's barely up.
/Cmmg/ should be banned. What a thread full of mouth breather fuckwits. This is the time to be out of commodities, they're going to keep tanking. Stay in cash or short your own currency against the dollar.

>> No.55082125

>>55082103
Yeah, layoffs will not be good for the whole economy. But companies and investors don't care. They want their company to make as much profit as possible. I will boycott AI. Won't talk to AI.

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Nvidia is the next Cisco. I say this as an "expert science man".

>> No.55082135

>>55082125
Yes, it's very 1920s in a way. Wild speculation, a few kikes getting mega rich while the Western economies were crashing. And then for no reason at all....

>> No.55082137

>>55082103
>if your domestic currency is trash
The thing is that "the bank" "promised" to start increasing the value of the currency and if it were to do that I would effectively lose value in US stocks (provided the dollar remains the same or goes down). I hate currency speculation. Also, the bank has so far completely failed to deliver on that promise, which of course makes sense since this country has only one thing going for itself, export industry. Who cares about the people right?
>>55082122
Yes, that "barely up" is literally all that's needed. The stock I am trading is insanely strong and always rallies nicely on such small increments. I would never trade copper otherwise but this one stock has proven really damn good. Metals are significantly down over this year yet the stock is almost +30%
Everyone knows copper is too fickle for normal trading as it is under the thumb of China and house production

>> No.55082143

apparently a recession in germany is not bullish

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Yields...

>> No.55082161

>>55082146
The owner of that site needs to make it live. They're moving too quickly right now.

>> No.55082162

I mean, seriously though, does "AI" really warrant a +$200B market cap out of nowhere?

>> No.55082167

>>55082137
>thumb of China
China is in recession aka demand is kill

>> No.55082168

Does anyone at your job actually work? I do nothing in my office for 6 hours and wonder what the other employees are doing.

>> No.55082170

>>55082162
thats how bubbles look like. let the suckers slurp the dip they will break even in 20 years if this breaks down

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Bobo is so confused and broken

>> No.55082172

>>55082168
Your office is going to be Powered (replaced) by Chatgpt (tm).

>> No.55082173

>>55082171
I'm net long, just not on companies that go up based on speculative technology

>> No.55082188

>>55082171
I'm a bobo but I'm not broken at all.
>>55081923
Yes, yesterday hurt but reality about how this is a hype rally with zero fundamentals set in. If we agree that it is a hype rally you should be worried as much as anyone mumu.
We're facing global recession anyway, there's not much to be euphoric about you little retard. You'll be like the kikes in 1920s Weimar Germany who got rich off speculation while everything else was burning down and then they soon got killed by the people whose lives they had been fucking with. Things have a weird way of going in circles.

>> No.55082194

>>55082143
Is NVDA in germany? doesn't matter.

>> No.55082201

Funny how long lasting recessions in Germany don't tend to end well for global Jewry.

>> No.55082207

>>55082167
Self-made recession, but yes. And now we apparently got covid again. The market really needs a new FUD every week doesn't it? Otherwise it would just pump to the sky

>> No.55082208

>>55082194
US will end deep red and you'll cry muh AI

>> No.55082210

>>55082171
Cool low effort repetitive post.

>> No.55082218

>>55082208
How much money are you going to lose on your shorts because of NVDA?

>> No.55082223

>>55082207
>Self-made recession
Hardly. How is it self made when global demand is collapsing?

>> No.55082225

>>55082162
This the company that made up the term "AI chips" which are just normal chips dedicated solely to computing power for AI. If they can convince the world they're near the singularity it's not relevant.

>> No.55082226

>>55082218
nothing because I'm the anon who said wait for confirmation instead of front-running this clown bubble
I'll open shorts on market open though

>> No.55082231

>>55082171
The bobo cope has been great, such a fun day

>> No.55082245

>>55082226
>shorting the beginning of a 10 year bubble
idiot

>> No.55082251

>>55082223
They caused covid and got fugged by covid. Plus other things but those extend into the realm of tin foil theories so I won't really go there. Chinks are weird and I wouldn't put it past them if they intentionally crashed their own stuff for some reason

>> No.55082254

>>55082245
>what is a blow off top
sure buddy, better buy now after nvda added one (1) whole AMD market cap.

>> No.55082258

>>55082254
>b-blow off top!
not an argument

>> No.55082261

>>55082245
Using graphics cards to do machine learning is a sketchy hack.

>> No.55082262

>>55082258
some people (You) are just exit liquidity

>> No.55082267

>>55082258
It's a really good argument, actually.

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I JUS NUTTED N I CANT GET UP! SOMEBDY PLS HALPPPP!!!!!

>> No.55082281

>>55082261
They should do some real honest labor create steam powered rube goldberg machines to replace programmers and financial advisers instead of hiding behind the power of semiconductors.
>>55082262
I can't wait for the next NVDA earnings call where we repeat this day again
>>55082267
no its not, this is not the time for midwit fundamentals.

>> No.55082297

FFS I want to short EU, but I know this debt ceiling bullshit will cause a fake pump, goddamn. I fuckin HATE america.

>> No.55082299

>>55082281
The point is that graphics cards are fundamentally designed to allow zoomers to play fortnite, on a basic architectural level. They're not optimal for ML workloads.

>> No.55082306

>>55082297
It's too hard to have conviction in any position right now IMO. I would just take whatever green comes to you

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>>55082297
why don't you just join the winning team instead of complaining that your plays aren't going to pan out because of reasons out of your control?
>>55082299
I'm pretty sure NVDA has specialized stuff for all that dork crap

>> No.55082317

>>55082307
No, it's all bolted on functionality on top of their *GRAPHICS* Processing Units.

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Daily reminder that 4125 in now eternal.

>> No.55082322

EU just crashing through all bollinges, great. I'll ignore them next time, short through everything, ffs.

>> No.55082323

>>55082299
>The point is that graphics cards are fundamentally designed to allow zoomers to play fortnite, on a basic architectural level. They're not optimal for ML workloads
They were apparently not optimal for shitcoin mining either then, and look what happened.
They’re good for massively parallel number crunching with big matrices and vectors, which hard ML problems have a lot of

>> No.55082336

>>55082307
>why don't you just join the winning team
actual retard

>> No.55082340

>>55082322
TA is a meme

>> No.55082342

>>55082317
i don't see how this matters at all, sounds like some trivial nonsense to hyperfixate on.
>>55082336
there are retards outperforming you because they just buy NVDA calls for the memes, how does that make you feel?

>> No.55082343

Also, suddenly EU doesn't ignore macro data anymore? Wow.

>> No.55082344

>>55082323
When used for model training they have a double Von Neumann bottleneck though, since you have to go RAM -> CPU -> GPU memory -> GPU. To say nothing about the inefficient way they do calculations.

>> No.55082345

>>55082342
anon show your bags.
nobody, and I mean literally nobody can be this delusional

>> No.55082350

>>55082342
It matters because their product is already obsolete as of like 2017.

>> No.55082354

>>55082342
I don't care, because I'm not trading NVDA, so what the fuck do you want? Try annoying some other bobo, AI faggot.

>> No.55082358

>>55082345
I'm on the winning play I don't have bags, I have assets, now show me your short losses
>>55082350
And this impacts the stock price how?
>>55082354
You cannot debunk the AI bubble, stop trying and crying about it.

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>>55082358
>I don't have bags, I have assets

>> No.55082363
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if I get married, do my assets belong to my spouse aswell or just the profits that were generated after marriage?

>> No.55082364
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I didnt listen to /smg/ and blowed my account by shorting NVDA...

>> No.55082366
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>>55082362
anon its literally impossible for anyone to be holding bags on NVDA

>> No.55082368

>>55082358
Because you're following a herd of technically illiterate retards who are FOMOing into the next Cisco because they don't know any better.

>> No.55082369

>>55082366
so your """assets""" are 100% NVDA?
what a clown

>> No.55082378

>>55082368
Yes I'm sure a bunch of technically illiterate retards pulled 1 trillion dollars out of their piggy banks and created America's most important company on a whim today.
>>55082369
Yes. Seethe.

>> No.55082383

>>55082378
There's no way this isn't bait.

>> No.55082384

>>55082358

Where am I crying about it?

>> No.55082387

How much are NVIDIA calls up today?

>> No.55082388

>>55082383
Its not, you're just a midwit
>>55082384
You're crying about it rn with the rest of the bobos who think their fundamentals and TA mean anything

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>>55082340
Life is a meme

>> No.55082398

>>55082388
Made me reply.

>> No.55082401
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>>55082398
You're losing money because you think you're smart

>> No.55082404

What I'M crying about is how retarded EU now behaves. Pumps with US, dumps with US (sometimes). Now it dumps despite US not dumping. You can't really trade it without looking at US, but it also fucks you if you look at US.

>> No.55082409

>>55082388
Can you point it out?

>> No.55082418

Hotel overnight or wait in terminal?

>> No.55082419

>>55082404
the EU is entirely dependent on America, when America trades the Yuropoors fall in line, you will have a green day when we say so, you will be red when we say so, Yurope is our property.
>>55082409
>resorting to specificfagging
sad.

>> No.55082421

>>55082419
So you got no point. Just go around and claim bullshit.

>> No.55082424

>>55082418
Hotel. Staying up all night is bad for your mental health, Jon.

>> No.55082426

>>55082421
Yes, and I am right anyway.

>> No.55082436

>>55082426
ok, dude

>> No.55082438
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>bobo STILL refuses to invest in the golden dawn of ai because boomers told them its a gimmick

>> No.55082440
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>>55082436
I win again

>> No.55082441

Brb, filing patents so an African American gentleman named Scoops doesn't steal my shit for faceberg.

>> No.55082447

>>55082438
all you have to do is inverse midwits and the elderly

>> No.55082451

>>55082440
Yes, sure.

>> No.55082452

germany is officially in recession.

also i would make some nvidia gambles today if i had money. i bet late larrys will buy in cos i was tempted to buy in too.

>> No.55082454

>>55082451
Yes mhm

>> No.55082461

>>55082358
So you admit it's a bubble. One honest mumu at least.

>> No.55082464

>>55082461
yes, a 10 year long bubble

>> No.55082470

>>55082464
>10 year
Kek. Don't get too euphoric and prideful now mumu. Bubbles don't last that long.

>> No.55082472

>>55082452
>i was tempted to buy in too.

>> No.55082475

>>55082452
you should look into AMD instead of chasing NVDA at this price

>> No.55082480

There is so much manipulation in this market, it's unbelievable. So now that EU catches with shit numbers, everyone will flock back to US stocks because AI (since EU has no AI, it has no value, right?). This will make the USD fucking pump like no tomorrow again. Is that the play right now?
But holy shit this coordinated buy on nigvidia feels it needs the SEC looking into it tbqhfamalam

>> No.55082495
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What's funny is the vix is still high.
What do you guys think? will the Vix fucking crash at open because niggervidia short covering? or will it go even higher?
I feel the vix is the play right now

>> No.55082501

>>55082472
yes

>>55082475
amds gpus are not as good as nvidias. the chart looks terrible.

i would make some pullback or profit taking plays

>> No.55082513

>>55082480
>SEC
Lol
Lmao

>> No.55082519
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>>55081722
>bought 75 shares of nvda at 233
holy fuck im going to cum
I missed out on the original NVDA bull run that began in 2015 or 2016 (went for AMD instead) but I'm glad I got onboard for this at least

>> No.55082546

>>55082480
You're more right than you know. But I feel like we've reached peak manipulation. AI meme itself feels like a desperate last play by the kikes. Really think about it, what can they do after this?
There's no room left to maneuver after this.
This is why they're going all in on a technology that can write emails for you and can make images of goblin lolis, high-fantasy castles and demons.
I mean, when you really scratch the surface there's not a lot to it, and various boards on this site have done a *LOT* of scratching.

After the AI meme is done I think we'll see a return to war profiteering.
But the main thing to take away is global monetary deflation is locked in at this point, Idk how it ends, maybe with the end of the $ or a return to silver as currency or hopefully Bitcoin or Dogecoin (I actually strongly believe it will and should be Dogecoin for various reasons).

But yeah the yield curve is signalling the US is done.
So NVDA hype rally or no, things are going to be grim for the next 2 years, many people won't make it which is a good thing, we have too many useless eaters (niggers and poos) alive now and they use up far too much finite resources.

>> No.55082549

>>55082307
>why don't you join the winning team
>pump already happened
>please be continued exit liquidity

>> No.55082559

>>55082045
>Someone else pointed out how their numbers were actually shit if you take a close look at them but that doesn't matter at all here.
I noticed this as well. I wonder what's really going on behind the scenes. My theory of them underestimating the earnings estimates is looking more likely but I get the feeling something else is going on.

>> No.55082572

>>55082549
im guessing lot of people feeling fomo. sure might be profit taking but

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>Oil
it's over, I unironically set slurp orders at $71

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>It's STILL pumping
What the fuck?

>> No.55082592

>>55082587
I would have thought there would be a selloff and would be up like 15% (still huge) after the initial excitement. But no!

>> No.55082597

>>55082559
Not worth reading a lot into it.
Better to concentrate on the underlying market and how it indicates the world is generally fucked in the next few years.
>>55082546
>>55082045
>>55081996
>>55081923

>> No.55082616

>200 million marketcap added during after hours low volume trading

>> No.55082620

Need your advice, I have a covered called for AMD expiring this friday. It shot up 8% overnight and now it is ITM. Should I buy my call back? Or just let it expire ITM?

>> No.55082622

>>55082616
And it’s holding

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>>55081722
I HATE niggers

>> No.55082626

Isn't there a rule about not letting markets crash before a long weekend?

>> No.55082656

>>55081923
I suspect most anons don't post because their arrogance does not match the gains they're making. Just browsing here a few times over the course of a year would suggest these anons are consistently geting 200% returns on a weekly basis with 0 losses ever except bobo's. Wouldn't surprise me if these anons are up 20% ytd on an account worth $500. Either way very saddening losing money.

>> No.55082688

>>55082626
What rule? Who made it? Who does it apply to? You know who's trading.

>> No.55082711

DRIPping VZ today is like buying KO during the Great Depression.
Change my mind.

>> No.55082720

>Germany in recession
>dax still floating near ath
Fucking white priviledge

>> No.55082724

>>55082720
Not only that, DAX performing a scamwick, recovering the fake Algo drop

>> No.55082729

>>55082720
Anyways, I'll short it to 14500 or 14000. If I lose, I lose. I'm mad. I had short above 16100, and I fuckin closed them with almost NO gains, cause I didn't expect it to be such a shitcoin.

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>>55082720
The recession has already been (winter recession according to the official press release) and as such has no bearing on the stock market of now. That recession has already been priced in, bro. Your -25% DAX last year, bro?
DAX falls a few % from ATH and people are cheering that bobos were correct, absolute kek. There ain't no stopping for European indices

>> No.55082738
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55082738

here is kullamagis AI and quantum watchlist.

he made it in february so thats impressive imo.

>> No.55082739

>>55082731
So even worse, we pumped in a recession? How does that work? Is this the power of the forwardlooking market?

>> No.55082751

>>55082739
Everything is bullish.

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>>55082739
Indeed it is. It was just a slight recession which nobody really noticed. Wages are increasing, inflation stabilizing, restaurants and flights fully booked, service inflation going off the rails, food inflation is here to stay... yes, this market will keep being bullish all through June and July at least. You do understand that greedflation is insanely bullish right? So until ECB starts doing something (which they won't), the bull market has no reason to stop

>> No.55082773

>>55082656
Yeah, someone make sure to ask Baggot what happened to his puts on NVDA. I guess a tripfaggot must find it harder to avoid scrutiny.
I'm anon but I don't mind mentioning I lost about $2k yesterday. Feels bad but I have an income and my job won't be replaced by AI for a very long time so it's okay. Also I plan to start a business this year.

>> No.55082789

>>55082773
I am sitting on potential loss of 2k and I am seething already despite making close to 7k a month. Not sure how you guys do it.

>> No.55082794

>>55082495
why are cats soo dumb, the thing could have went under it

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>>55082789

>> No.55082800

>>55082795
Money that can buy hooker and blow

>> No.55082801

Why even play if I can't time the absolute top and bottom? I must be perfect.

>> No.55082805

>>55082800
Those things are meaningless anyway

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>>55082800
Get a sugar mommy if you're that obsessed with money then

>> No.55082814

>>55081846
Kek I was the other guy who replied to him. He was so smug lmao. I was trying to go easy on him and not damage his ego because I felt bad knowing how badly he was about to get raped.

>> No.55082817

>>55082813
I am not good looking enough. I want enough money for my own sugar baby.

>>55082805
Right. Finna spend everything on coke then.

>> No.55082820

>>55082752
>inflation stabilizing
at 7% you mean?
>being bullish all through June and July at least
Maybe, I'm still shorting it.

>> No.55082825

>>55082470
Don't tell him, let him lose all his "assets" HAHAHHAHAHA

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>>55082817
>I am not good looking enough.
Look young and relatively fit and that's it, oh and have fluffy nice hair. Mature women love that shit. I've never ever gotten attention from a woman under the age of 30 but above 30? They always start grabbing my hair at clubs. Haha, gotta take any win right?
>>55082820
>at 7% you mean?
Yes. It's stupid but yes. A lot of the inflation came from energy which has been mostly remedied (still more expensive than 2021 but who cares right? People are happy since electricity prices fell from 2022, fuckin sheep) but with these current low rates there isn't a chance in hell that service inflation or food inflation is gonna go down. So yeah, stabilized around 7%. Plus now house production has halted, meaning that property prices are going back up again and rent is also increasing. Insanely bullish
I dunno man, I've never had luck shorting during summer. Investing mood is always best when it's beautiful and sunny outside

>> No.55082844

>>55082794
>could have went
>calling anyone dumb
maybe he liked the challenge

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I set short sell orders (stock 5x CFDs) for NVDA at $399 and $425

>> No.55082860

>>55082840
Debt ceiling summer. Money will flow into treasuries out of equities. Too high risk on equities considering all economies are weakening. Demand weakening, exports and imports declining. China stuck, maybe even intentionally causing a global recession. Saudis trying to pump Oil and keep prices high, only further increasing risk of a recession. The consumer will lose interest in paying these high prices. They bought everything they need already and wait it out.

>> No.55082861

>>55082773
No job myself. Just got tired of applying and hearing nothing back most times. Its either get rich off stocks or my other venture. It's very, I dont know humilating? But this is my life now.

>>55082789
Im similar overall networth is higher than when I started and I still seethe very easily.

>> No.55082864

>>55082861
>humilating
Don't take that as a negative. Being humbled is good for a man, it opens your mind up to where you're going wrong. Pride is what leads to a downfall. Humility leads to understanding and winning.

>> No.55082875

Why did I buy only 1 nvda call.... it always pumps on earnings. Fuck

>> No.55082889 [DELETED] 

>>55082864
Idk it doesnt feel like humility, my arrogance comes and goes. That and it's been like this for years now. I keep getting wrecked with every job I get being worse than the last. Exhaustion, one that sleep doesnt take away :/ these are my last two chances of getting freed of the potential wagecage future. If my venture fails Ill probably just accept defeat, degree as useless and just skip the office job for once to take a retail/warehouse job

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>>55082860
Durable goods consoooming is kinda down but service consooom is BIGLY up since it's summer. I still remain bullish but agree that there is a lot of bad stuff going on.
Most companies can easily cope since the important customers will always be willing to pay. This greedflation ain't going nowhere for the time being.
We simply have to wait and see.

>> No.55082898

you'll be a fool to not be shorting Nvidia right now, NVDA is riding the AI bubble just like TSLA hit ath during the EV bubble and is now less than half of its ath price

>> No.55082924
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After I sell this NVDA call I'm using it to buy puts. It always has a retarded pump After earnings. Eps 1 at 380 dollars a share lmao.

>> No.55082941

UK CBI Total Dist. Reported Sales May: -10 (prev 11)
- UK CBI Retailing Reported Sales May: -10 (est 10; prev 5)

Casual -10 instead of 10. No biggie

>> No.55082984

The US only has 2 weeks before it runs out of money. Shit is fucked.

>> No.55082995

>>55082984
no, Nvidia single-handedly saved the US. Catch up with the news m8

>> No.55083010

>>55082995
Did Nvidia raise the debt ceiling, and get rid of the gops demands for work requirements and drug testing for welfare recipients?

>> No.55083016

>>55082995
Did nvda find a way to control the nigger horde.

>> No.55083027

>>55082995
Did Nvidia swap out all those mormons in the government?

>> No.55083026

>>55083010
Yes with AI.
>>55083016
Yes with AI.

>> No.55083028

>>55082941
What does this mean? My Indian prime minister said the economy gon go up.

>> No.55083038

How much are NVIDIA calls going to be worth at open? Im so pissed I didn’t buy any

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>>55083026
>Yes with AI.
Unironically, can this shit be used to remedy any and all issues? In a figurative sense of course. Since the market believes in it so strongly, you can just apply AI to anything and they will slurp it up like the good little goys they are. Debt ceiling? Default? Recession? Greedflation? Industrial production? Just AI, bro

>> No.55083048

>>55081999
fuck SAP
fuck Ariba
useless cunts

>> No.55083050

>>55083039
Yes, which is why AI is so exciting. AI is getting your smart friend to do your homework except in this case your smart friend is more intelligent than all of mankind combined.

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>>55083050
Woah, sounds incredibly useful and cool and really bullish. It's almost like a technological revolution. And markets are still not ATH? Better invest before it's too late

>> No.55083062

>>55083028
Maybe inflation will actually drop now.

>> No.55083081

If AI is so good why hasn't it stopped the Russian aggression in the ukraine?

>> No.55083083

Feels good to not play around with options and be decimated by a company with a 180 p.e. Excuse me while I bag more O under $60 and SCHD under $70

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lmao, fuck this market

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>>55081733
I thought I bought both but my NVDA didn't clear, 17k at least due to a missclick. At least I sold my puts in the morning (sorry reddit better luck next time). Also buy faz maybe and srs it came to me in a dream

>> No.55083103

>>55083081
Putin is AI

>> No.55083101

Hey guys do I sell my NVIDIA shares at open?

>> No.55083107

>>55083038
My 320 call for next week will be at least 10x.. so 450 to 4500

Can't believe I only bought 1.

I'm also a perma bear and think nvda is way overvalued. I just guessed the market would be retarded.

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>>55083081
It has, all aggression is officially in part of Russia now

>> No.55083145

>>55083101
Yes, I would sell above 350

>> No.55083155

>he didn't sell his oil
lmao

>> No.55083163

Is there still time to load up on watermelon and fried chicken futures to get a piece of the June Tenth run up, or is the debt ceiling debacle going to cancel all June Tenth festivities?

>> No.55083168

>>55083145
What if it goes to 450 at open?

>> No.55083169

>>55083163
June 10th is BLM riot remembrance day

>> No.55083173

>Sold AMD calls
Not as fucked as NVDA but damn am I retarded

>> No.55083174

>>55083168
Then some retard that bought 1000 100 dollar otm calls would be rich. Probably a dollar per contract and sold for 1500.

>> No.55083193

>>55082844
use as you with
could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've could've

>> No.55083201

>>55083169
At least we get Father's day on the 18th.

>> No.55083213

>>55083193
>with
wish, fucking auto correct

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>>55083081
they're working on it

>> No.55083225

NVDA is going to be hit by some hefty profit taking on the open and the nasdaq's reverse of trend will continue.

>> No.55083234

>>55083221
That's a disgrace to the soldier who's actually sacrificing his body for zog.

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>>55083090
>Wick exactly to resistance

If you aren't fading this shit I don't know what to tell you

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>>55083225
>ye, I missed out out but let me let you know what's coming next
The post. I also think that's what's happening, but I can also smell your seethe for missing out

>> No.55083282
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55083282

buying NVDA at open. we easily have another 10-15% upside right?

>> No.55083296

does anyone here listen to the pre-market talk hosted on wsb? worth listening to find out what these so called expert thinks about NVDA?

>> No.55083309

>>55083282
A company that borrows money to develop labour saving technology can only go up in this environment of low interest rates and falling unemployment.

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Do we have collection of nvidia tears? My loss porn folder always hungers for more

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Nvda eps almost 1$ that's a steal at 400$ a share!

>> No.55083329

>>55083317
I'm buying more puts at open. I'll get my money back faster than the big guy can call a lid on daily activities.

>> No.55083338

>>55083317
OOOOOOOOOO; I'M GONNA SHOORT, in 1 hour when US data comes out.

>> No.55083357

How is this NVDA pump not fading? This is fucking nuts

>> No.55083358
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NVDA is going to the fucking moon lets gooooo!

>> No.55083362

>>55083358
Post calls or shares

>> No.55083385
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>NVDA raised to outperform (450-500$) by most analysts
Ehhhh, bros? And here I thought 400 bucks by the end of this year was generous. According to them, NVDA still has another 30% to go despite 20% worse earnings than last year. Bull market is officially back on, bois

>> No.55083394

NvDa pump is actually a sell wave.

>> No.55083400

>>55083394
a sell wave that makes the price go up?

>> No.55083402
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>>55083394
Seethe bitch
Show your position, nostradamus

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>>55083402
I predicted this would happen

>> No.55083417

I'd be Jerome, I'd be fucking mad seeing this kind of shit. I'd just go out and drop a 100bepis to tell everyone that AI doesn't get to decide the hikes, but I am, motherfucker

>> No.55083421

what's gonna happen when ETFs like SPY, QQQ and SOXL rebalance to make their share of NVDA 27% larger? Everything dumps and NVDA moons?

>> No.55083422
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>>55083411
Ooooooooo, that's a lot of money

>> No.55083426

>>55083394
nothing is stopping this pump wave

>> No.55083427

>>55083422
I sold all my puts yesterday. Show me your positions on nvda

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>>55083422
That call is now worth 6,660$ faggot

>> No.55083438

>>55083421
that's why soxl is uninvestable right now. The semi industry is having a worldwide correction and should have brought soxl in the single digit (latest example : ADI yesterday), but just because of 2 (two) stock (NVDA, AMD) they keep soxl flat. this is beyond fucked, because when the semi will start to rise again, th AI bullshit will be deflating, which will again weigh on SOXL

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>>55083427
Pls stop selling, let me cash out first, pls
Kek

>> No.55083453

>>55083441
Is this real? Imagine if you had 100 or 1000 of these. Congrats if real

>> No.55083469

>>55083441
Could've bought 100 for 600 dollars and made an easy 15k

Orrr 1000 for 6k for an easy 150k profit.

Fuck why didn't I yolo everything

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>>55083453
I just bought an rtx 4070ti and a bottle of highland park 15 to celebrate a 30% salary raise
Spent the rest on this lotto
I concede, you're top nigger

>> No.55083500

My jew advisor that I just fired is on local TV with his kid shilling a 5k run for epilepsy. Yep singularity has already been achieved. Check previous thread for his $83k short term losses in 2022. Good ball. Him and his faggot kid. Kick rocks niggers.

>> No.55083506

>>55083500
>Good ball
Goofball

>> No.55083514

Nvidia is worth more than JP Morgan and Walmart combined

>> No.55083537
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>>55083469
Don't stress about it, you couldn't have predicted this massive of a pump, no matter what your tools, otherwise we'd have an actual nostradamus on this board and we just can't have that, we just can't, kek

>> No.55083539

AH! A GDP FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>> No.55083542

>>55083480
Nice setup and pussy... I still don't understand why nvda is like this but I'm not going to fight the flow. Eps is what 1 a quarter and maybe 4 a year.. at 400 a share that seems overvalued.

>> No.55083551

>>55083537
I knowww I was expecting 5% and selling my 320 for June at 2x. I didn't even really expect it to be in the money when I sold it back. Fucking weird.

>> No.55083554
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55083554

I'm gonna start day drinking right about now
Lets see if this price holds
This shit ain't gonna drink itself
Also, fuck the rtx 4060ti

>> No.55083565

>>55083554
Is 4060 rtx your old card? Can I have it? How much is a 4070ti

>> No.55083576

gaymers rise up, graphics cards are in the house

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SQQQ and SOXS baggies....

>> No.55083591
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>AI is powering a software development revolution
>All the money in software development is going towards AI

>> No.55083593

>>55083554
>>55083565
Who the fuck even buys this overpriced shit for what reason even? My PC cost me 80 Euros. Intel 4th generation, no graphics card. Low energy cost, reused stuff, Not gonna buy new which equally depreciates and loses performance in a few weeks.

Either way no games worth playing since WOW started sucking.

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NVDA slapped down HARD after touching 396, sorry about your 400+ fantasies mumu, nothin personnel

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>futures

>> No.55083613

>>55083580
soon to be gemmies

>> No.55083617

+800 euros for 4070ti, AYY

What you gonna play on that? Jedi Survivor?

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>>55083565
Lel, the 4060ti just came out and without ai frame generation, it literally is worse than the 3060ti on all fronts
>>55083593
Idk, I like having nice things and living the high life and at least I'm not fucking everything that moves anymore thanks to my wife and I'm reformed, I swear
Also cyberpunk looks nice

>> No.55083629

good call on the anon who shorted the vix. but that is only thanks to niggervidia. I don't expect the vix to stay low

>> No.55083632

So boys... I've been in Nvidia since like 2018 with an average cost basis of 70/share. Question is do I sell now?

I still feel like AI and semiconductors are the future but short term I do foresee a lot of instability.

Kind of leaning towards just holding on to the Nvidia shares I do have like I've been doing for the past few years and buying more Intel now since their stock isn't so inflated.

Intel is actually becoming pretty competent in the AI / GPU space as well making me feel like they are undervalued when comparing to Nvidia / AMD.

There is also SOXL, but I am still at a pretty big loss there but it could be a good idea to continue averaging down.

Semi bros whats the move?

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>>55083604
Do you niggers ever get tired of trying to shit on people
Show me your fucking position if you're so great at predicting the future, nigger

>> No.55083638

>>55083625
Is Pic related your wife? I might buy a new pc with my nvda profits. Wtf do I need 4070ti ai framework? Do you use it to make ghetto ai that reads articles for you?

>> No.55083639

>>55083629
all other stocks are selling off and flowing into nvidia

AI mania

>> No.55083645

>>55083632
Tldr

Take profits you fucking dumb nigger.

>> No.55083647

>>55083617
Cybershit and rdr2 in 4k
What, you gay or something, worrying about what I do with my not-so-hard earned cash?

>> No.55083660

>>55083647
Niggerlover

>> No.55083661

>>55083632
NVDA going to 10,000. Don't listen to any niggers trying to tell you to take profits.

>> No.55083663

>>55083645
Fuck off racist

>> No.55083665

>NVDA
>30%
What the fuck?

>> No.55083668

>>55083632
buddy there's never a 30% single day move on mega-cap's

if you don't at least trim a handful of shares, you deserve to lose all of it when it dumps in the future. AI is the future - quantum powered AI, and quantum computers don't use GPU's

>> No.55083669

>>55083661
Same shit was said about gme and amc

>> No.55083670

>>55083665
new paradigm

>> No.55083671

NVDA aka GME 2.0, powered by AI

>> No.55083672
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55083672

Sell in May...

>> No.55083673

>>55083632
basically the price targets are shooting through the moon based on pure emotion and FOMO. I would sell today, maybe not at open but sometime I feel confident its extended too far, maybe 410. you're not missing much gain beyond in exchange for the risk of getting gigadumped and faded into holding the bag while smart money just takes profits and moves into new positions.
in case you hadn't noticed these kinds of bubbles happen very often, and all follow the same pattern

>> No.55083674

>398
Jesus, where is it gonna stop? I cancelled >>55082852 those orders because clearly things are going even more nuts than I imagined

>> No.55083677

so when does the governments stick their fingers in the AI pie?

>> No.55083678

>>55083645
Take profits and park the money where exactly? I still believe that Semi Conductors are the long term play here - that hasn't changed since 2018. Just hard to foresee the next few years with an impending recession / god forbid depression...

>> No.55083681

>>55083669
AI and gayming is the future, you wouldn't understand

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>>55083663
I'm not racist you fucking nigger. I just like the word fucking kike.

Don't write a thesis and I won't call you a nigger, nigger.

>> No.55083688

>>55083687
>>55083687

>> No.55083690

>>55081777
i swear this exact post was made when tesla did the 1st stock split and then immediately shot up x% in the same week

Something about "Car Company already valued at every other Car company combined" or something like that and then it just keeps on going up through the power of reddit

>> No.55083699

>>55083660
Nah, I like white, Jewish redheads and round eyed French-Vietnamese bitches and maybe a Peruvian-japanese cunt every here and there
And I dated like two black chicks during college but if you were to ai bleach their skin they'd probably look white since they were both pre med smart asses with loose holes, hence them being exes
Show me your position, gamer

>> No.55083701

Decoupling reproduction from sex is having some weird effects on the world

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>>55083668
I'm trimming 800k from niggerrock ETFs on open and going 80% MM fund, 20% available to trade cash on 0 dte SPY. I'll leave my heemed NVDA call credit spread on, actually I'm going to close out the short calls for the $15k loss and I'm going to leave the $405 long calls on and see what happens. What da ya think? Will post realized loss porn. Picrel was the unrealized loss last night

>> No.55083706

>>55083678
Intel... they make more semis in America than any other company. Don't look that up but I'm pretty sure it's right.

>> No.55083714

>>55083625
>I like having nice things and living the high life and at least I'm not fucking everything that moves anymore thanks to my wife and I'm reformed, I swear
Also cyberpunk looks nice

Good joke

>> No.55083712

>>55083699
>Jewish redheads
>Vietnamese
>Peruvian
>Black chicks
>Cyberpunk
>Rdr2
Niggerlover confirmed

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>>55083604
hey mumu, pal, just a little banter, let's keep it in the 300s

>> No.55083720

>>55083673
>>55083673

I am still sold on Semi Conductors being the best longterm play here. Where would you guys re-invest the money? Intel like I mentioned? SOXL?

>> No.55083724

>>55083647
I thought gay stems from being attracted to men and not being against shitty videogames?

>> No.55083753

finally, a return to a normal market

>> No.55083758

>>55083720
valuation is algorithmic and cyclical, the underlying business is only part of the story. you say you're longterm focused but you want to trade? just forget anyone said anything and do your buy-and-hold duty like the risk-averse geriatrics told you to.
there's money to be made every day and being afraid to try and find it is going to lose you a lot more in the long run. you would be better selling now and holding cash for a bit instead of holding forever

>> No.55083784

Jobs report?

>> No.55083787

>>55083720
Re-invest into NVDA