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https://market24hclock.com
https://tradingeconomics.com

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>>55077098

>> No.55078109
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>> No.55078111

this is the top

>> No.55078113
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IT'S PRE-OVER

>> No.55078114
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Why isn't SOXL up more from all this?

>> No.55078115

Are gas prices going up?

>> No.55078125
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The GainMaxxing portfolio

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You bought calls right anon?

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F to all the anons that got rekt on nvda, but i am definitely going to short this piece of inflated shit now

>> No.55078142

>tfw own Nvidia and AMD stocks and my profit alone would be over $3500 if I sold now
I was not ready for this today.

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remember folks, insider selling is b-b-b-b-bearish HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

What stocks are going to get heemed tomorrow to make room for NVDA's FAT FUCKING ASS so SPY can stay flat?

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They call me bubble boy

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Prediction for tomorrow: further bobo heeming

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>>55078131
Actually I'm taking out a massive short on Nvidia.

>> No.55078164

This looks like another bubble. NVDA would be a prime target for shorting.

>> No.55078175

>>55078144
It's over for boomer value stocks, they're getting wrecked by tech on one side and tbills on the other

>> No.55078177
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>Last few bears/people who know what shorting is pile into shorts tomorrow
>Normies hear about giga gains for NVDA
>Order ACH transfers to brokerages
>MMs hedging calls into Friday keep buying
>Friday all May options expire and MMs dump their call hedging shares AH
>Normie ACHs clear Monday, they panic buy then panic sell

We hit 420 Friday then 220 Tuesday.

>> No.55078178

>>55078164
>>55078153
>>55078138
This is the new floor you fucking fools

>> No.55078184
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>faggot bears on suicide watch
*inhales*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
*exhales*

CHRIST IS KING, BEARS WILL ALWAYS GET HEEMED! KNEEL TO THE BULL!

>> No.55078185

I don't see how bears can exist after this

>> No.55078191
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nasdaq is up 2% because a trillion dollar company made 0.2B more than their pitiful estimate of 0.9B

>> No.55078193

>>55078138
Normies think these glorified AI chatbots are going to take over the world. Only a fool would short this right now.

>> No.55078194

>>55078185
The Wednesday bears are dead, but scroll up - there's a crop of new Thursday bears.

>> No.55078195

>>55078125
Flip ETFs for Stocks and I would agree. One of your stock picks fucks up then you're gonna wait years to recover. 70% broad ETF minimum. You can play with options to increase delta of stocks if you want.

>> No.55078197

>>55078097
Daily reminder that finance is pseudoscientific make believe garbage and capitalism is inherently unstable, exploitative and unsustainable with a built in expiration date. Ever escalating recessions, poverty, debt, wealth inequality, monopolies, worsening labor conditions, disease, pollution, exploitation, slavery, conflict and wars are fundamental, necessary and intended principles of it, NOT glitches. Greed, selfishness, lying, cheating, stealing, competition, conflict, slavery and war and overall evilmaxxing are behaviors highly encouraged and incentivized under capitalism. It is LITERALLY cancer and i dont mean it metaphorically, i mean it literally, it shares the exact same functions and principles as a cancer cell.

Unless every single financier parasite, banker and trader is euthanized and every stock market and bank is burned to the ground, the biosphere and all life will extinguished

>> No.55078200

How much are weekly NVDA calls honestly going to be up tomorrow?

>> No.55078206

>>55078197
t. gay nvidia bear

>> No.55078208

>>55078114
Because SOXL is a piece of shit that hold a lot of cash and INTC

>> No.55078209
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55078209

>futures

>> No.55078212

Who owns fruit of the loom?
I need to know after seeing an ass jiggling ad with a pretty women

>> No.55078213

>>55078200
300% to 500%

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This almost makes up for the oil market being incredibly gay

>> No.55078217

>>55078193
I'd be terrified of shorting anything close to AI right now, the euphoria is nowhere near tapped
Today was probably the signal that gets the attention of the normoids

>> No.55078227

this is totally not fake and gay

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>>55078178
See you at SPY 185.

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>>55078214

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>>55078212
>Fruit of the Loom is an American company that manufactures clothing, particularly casual wear and underwear. The company's world headquarters is in Bowling Green, Kentucky. Since 2002 it has been a subsidiary of Berkshire Hathaway.

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>>55078200
These are 1k%+ if it opens over 380

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55078239

>everyone clowning on NVDA bears
Ok that fucking does it.
Loading up SQQQ and SOXS at the open, they're going to print so much money next month it'll be retarded. This gay AI bubble is going to pop, hard.

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Holy shit
market makers heemed.
wht is this a 20sigma move.

>> No.55078247

>>55078217
It's like shorting the green energy sector in 2000.
people forget that the upside is unlimited when a bubble is in play.

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>>55078231
>salty

>> No.55078250

>>55078243
More like a sugma move.

>> No.55078254

Bobos quintupling down on their loser thoughts mean that this rally is going on for even longer.

>> No.55078256

Fair warning that any commodities/value stocks will probably crash tomorrow, since all those traders were naked shorting NVDA on valuation.

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>>55078254
Exactly.

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Recession ending Pump incoming tomorrow, minimum 3% on the Nasdaq

>> No.55078267

>>55078248
>>55078263
Eat shit, fed.

>> No.55078269

Just woke up. What the actual fuck happened with the Nvidia earnings call? Feeling really bad for all the people who tried to short that shit.

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BUY NVDS NOW
>BUY NVDS NOW
BUY NVDS NOW
>BUY NVDS NOW
BUY NVDS NOW

>> No.55078273

>/smg/tards telling me not to short the most
massively overvalued meme "innovation" names since the 2000 bubble
lol
lmao
please continue being too scared to make money while I short NVDA back to $60.

>> No.55078276 [DELETED] 

>no mention of debt ceiling in this thread
NVDA is just a distraction

>> No.55078280

>>55078239
>he thinks the most revolutionary technology every created is a bubble
see you at $600 eoy

>> No.55078282

>>55078269
Beat expectations, raised guidance.

>> No.55078283
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Best part is that you silly people are going to buy puts tomorrow.

>> No.55078286

>>55078256
Nvda is undervalued

>> No.55078291

>>55078283
Fed.

>> No.55078295

>tfw bought MSFT and TSLA instead of NVDA
Goddammit

>> No.55078301

>>55078283
they just keep feeding the machine as if we all haven't seen this happen before. It is going to be incredible.

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>>55078276
>macroposting

>> No.55078307

>>55078237
What about like something a bit more conservative like 330

>> No.55078312

HOLY SHIT CHECK YAHOO IT HAPPENED

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>>55078280
$600 puts this shit at over 2 trillion marketcap. You're out of your fucking mind if you think some overvalued graphics cards business is worth 2 trillion fucking dollars. Maybe in fucking Zimbabwe currency lmao. Holy fucking shit Powell needs to nuke this market back to oblivion next month.

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>>55078191
Yes. And?

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>>55078283
Whatever happened to Buy Puts Now?

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>>55078276
Debt ceiling's gonna be fine. Yellen gambled a ton on NVDA calls and won big.

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lum I fuckin kneel

>> No.55078339

>>55078316
What do you think happened to him? He's been raped by europe going to ATH

>> No.55078344
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>>55078267
>>55078291
Keep fighting the trend, it definitely will pay off, and definitely don't go over 180dte when you buy puts. In fact you should probably keep buying otm dailies and weeklies, and definitely never post your positions. Now that i think about it just buy the video game pawn shop and constantly whine about it here.

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Another day. Only thing I did was finish that book I've been reading (came out Tuesday; a Tom Clancy novel). Did I pay for it? Hell no. I don't pay for streaming services either.

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NVDA didn't just beat revenue+earnings, they're guiding a 53% revenue increase Q/Q.

>> No.55078352

>>55078344
Sure thing, DHS fed. I've been watching you.

>> No.55078363 [DELETED] 

would be a shame if (((they))) sell it off until open :^)

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>>55078350
Wish we got her in a 4000 series also

>> No.55078367

>>55078345
Anon Tom Clancy has been dead for like 15 years....

>> No.55078368

i made 700 past 2 days so i bought 300 worth of nvidia puts, they going to 0 but it was money i was willing to lose
only use money you willing to lose in options very basic advice no? Why are bobos seething.

>> No.55078369

Why couldn't you stupid niggers pump OCEA today?

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>>55078350
Also, here's a higher quality webm

>> No.55078378

wish it was pumping during trading hours so I could just do a risk free 3x short on nvda and get 100% when it dumps back down

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I'm getting weird flashbacks of fall 2021 when NVDA pumped like 50% and then like 3 months later the 2022 market bullshit happened

>> No.55078384

Is good time this week to scalp some Coca Cola?

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>>55078352
I'm terrified you found out i work for ken griffin and the fbi. Please keep shorting i beg you.

>> No.55078389

>>55078376
Thanks, replacing the old one.

>> No.55078391

>>55078314
overpriced phone company is worth 1 trillion dollars and everything is about to require some sort of cloud service to run AI

>> No.55078392

>>55078384
Food stamp cuts and GLP-1 drugs are killing North American KO. South of the border with KOF, however...

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>>55078382
I'm down for another '22 style blowout.

>> No.55078394

>>55078367
Yeah I know but they still put out new books with his name on them.

>> No.55078397

>eps beat by 10%
such an overreaction
im not touching this hot potato

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>futures

>> No.55078407

>$NVDA market cap has gained $220B in the extended-hours session alone — more than the value of $AMD ($174B) or $CRM ($209B.)
buy buy buy

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>>55078394
>implying he wrote any of them and wasn't just a glownigger ghost writer

>> No.55078409

>>55078363
what shit broker you use that doesnt let you sell right now
or you're a derivatives cuck

>> No.55078415

>>55078387
tranny worshipping F E D

>> No.55078417

i'm still slurpin oil

>> No.55078418

>>55078409
I'm not touching this shit show NVDA

>> No.55078424

>>55078286
I have no opinion on that. However, shorts will be getting margin called or at minimum feeling some pressure to unload exposure, which will lead to general degrossing.

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>>55078415
I just took this picture of you with my tax payer supplied camera.

>> No.55078428

>>55078392
>KOF
I'm tired of this meme

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If you would have bought 10k Calls in NVDA they would be worth over $1million dollars tomorrow if we stay at the same price range..

NOT BAD...

>> No.55078452

>>55078426
Keep trying to laugh it off, fed. You've been shilling in these threads for months.

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>futures

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>>55078305

I began accumulating December 6th, as my Fidelity activity attests. Actually I began to consider buying them in November of last year.

You're all talking about shorting but people have been saying that for months and losing.

If yous want some investment advice - read One Up On Wall Street by Peter Lynch.

I have been reading about deep learning for the past few years and the developments, got on DALL-E in September, started using Stable Diffusion in October, started considering buying Nvidia stock in November and bought in early December. I know about IT, and this informs my buys. Nvidia was already the best performing Fortune 500 stock this year, and now its earnings and forecast are way above expectations.

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>NVDA trending down parabolically
uh oh

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>>55078452
remember when i was saying buy puts before the bank runs? Or just when my indicators flipped long and i started shilling calls, which you ignored, and are now salty about?

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going to calculate my loss on my NVDA call credit spread... a paltry 3 lot. stand by... The BULLeone family heemed me today.

>> No.55078496

>>55078484
F E D

>> No.55078500
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Reminder there are still many many manufacturing companies in america left that are ripe for shorting and making money off them being stripped and sent to china. This is always the true path of making it and converting your capital gains to real estate so why are you not considering doing this now? All you need is leverage and some numbers smarts and you too can dunk on those bitches I mean american "voters". Are you a real bizman or are you some chump bobo/mumu/jerome posting followingass nigga?

>> No.55078509

>>55078482
made me look lmao

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>>55078496
Back to /pol/ glhf, it's okay to be wrong. Read your bible and buy some bullets if you can afford it. Then don't come back to the market until June 5th.
>futures

>> No.55078523

>>55078519
Fed.

>> No.55078529
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>>55078500
Bane?

>> No.55078527

Republicans shouldn't stop at work requirements for gibs they should require random drug testing too.

>> No.55078530

>>55078519
I wouldn't do victory laps just now

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>>55078486
my realized activity today looks pretty good though. I thought I was such a smart guy applying the rule of 16 to the OTM options on NVDA. "Surely the MMs aren't that wrong, surely this earnings isn't a catalyst for ATH's" he muttered before pulling the trigger on a 5/26/23 $340/$405 call credit spread. Boy was I wrong. I'll eat that. But I promise you niggers won't like what I do with the rest of my money tomorrow. The fun is over. I've got my strategy, I know what I'm good at. And my strategy has no room for individual tickers. Or stock ownership at all for that matter. Stand by for loss porn.

>> No.55078545

>>55078527
this is a good compromise, free food but not for drug addicts who need to be forced to die so we can live in a nice country

>> No.55078547
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>>55078530
Yeah that's a fine mindset, but i take profit and reddit(YOU) holds the bag.

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>>55078428
>meme
Well it's beating KO, PEP, and KDP so what do you want?

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>gold crabbing
>gold miners dumping
what do they mean by this

>> No.55078563

>>55078547
don't be surprised this sells off overnight

>> No.55078567

>>55078547
QRD?

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>Futures

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>>55078531
i guess I dont even need to manually calculate it. Klaus and the gang are updating in real time. So much for collecting $500 and buying to close for $250 on open tomorrow. Top kek. $11k aint too bad. Both me and the professional jew I just fired have taken bigger L's with my money in the past year. We'll make it back. Top fucking kek. the way she goes. sometimes she goes, sometimes she doesn't. she didn't go this time. she didn't go...

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NVDA has until August to hit 275

>> No.55078596
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>>55078579
You have my sympathies, Bobo Greene.

>> No.55078600

I lost 5000 usd and a lot of time this year but when I yolo 600 into NVDA as a joke it goes up. I dont fucking care its only back to 1800 now. Its a fucking insult to me that a retard that spent 0 seconds analyzing nvda makes better decisions. Fuck me im not even happy

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>>55078563
Doesn't matter I understand delta.

>> No.55078607

>>55078445
Wait what? How? Which calls?

>> No.55078616

>>55078531
I bought some leaps (puts) on NVIDIA today that were around the 200 MA price. I also did not expect this kind of price reaction, I was expecting at MOST a 8% swing in either direction.This makes no sense to me other than management is straight up lying about expected 2Q sales.

>> No.55078622

>>55078552
yes why is gold crabbing before the debt ceiling debacle? I would have thought the uncertainty would have made gold go up.

Also: Americans: how can they "extend" the debt ceiling deadline? Would this extension until July affect gold?

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>bear trap
lol lmao
Glad I bought back my calls.

>> No.55078639

>>55078576
>uncensored
Ok, you're a fucking chad mate.

>> No.55078640

>>55078350
well then they're idiots who don't understand their customers. easiest fucking short of anyone's life literal millionaires will be minted here

>> No.55078659

>>55078622
Everyone knows they'll hammer out some last minute deal. At worst they'll pass some one week suspension of the limit while talks progress.

>> No.55078660

Imagine buying NVDA a year ago at 110...

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>>55078639
Thanks, it’s neat
>>55078552
Trust the plan

>> No.55078664

>>55078350
>53% rev increase
but how?

>> No.55078667

>>55078576
This picture is literally me.

>> No.55078670

people argued with me few days ago when i said nvidia chart looks good.

too bad im not in it.

i hope this debt bs is the reason market stutters a little.

>> No.55078673

>>55078616
It is the largest one day marketcap gain in history. Previously it was amazon. My shorts got blown out but at least my 401k is safe

>> No.55078687

>>55078664
Some FAGTMAN company is probably way behind and paying top dollar, rushing to catchup.

>> No.55078696

>>55078673
Its fucking insane and it feels unreal

>> No.55078699

>>55078659
yea sure I believe that, but I mean physically how can they "extend" the deadline?

>> No.55078702

>>55078687
Cisco?

>> No.55078716

>>55078702
Scroogle, duh.

>> No.55078724

>>55078699
As in? The House passes a "the debt limit can be ignored for the next day/week/month" bill or a "the debt ceiling is hereby raised $50b so we get through the June 9th close call date" bill. The senate approves it. The White House approves it. Negotiation continues.

>> No.55078727

>>55078616
>>55078673
>>55078531
You guys know what happens after an exponential move, right?

>> No.55078733

>>55078616
>I was expecting at MOST a 8% swing in either direction
the 3 calls I sold were at an IV of 92, 96, and 99, putting the implied move somewhere around 6.2% if you use the 99 IV. I'm saying ok it's not going to be 12% and even if it is 8-10% the IV crush tomorrow would probably be enough to print my position, at least a little bit. But what this was, was a pre-orchestrated heeming where all the institutional investors collectively in tandem with NVDA management deciding that they need to add a few hundred billion of market cap after hours, specifically to heem retail shorts. It's fine, $11k isnt as bad as I was expecting. That's 1% of my account value. And I can promise you Blackrock isn't going to be holding my remaining 99% anymore. I'm thinkin $700k to a MM fund, which will be marginable in 30 days. $100k for 0 dte options. I'm actually quite good at those. It's whenever I try to use options as intended is when I get heemed.
>management is straight up lying about expected 2Q sales
my thoughts were good news was already priced in and this was a sell the news event. The thing I'm most heemed about is the fact I owned this stock at $150 last year and was literally schizing ITT saying WESTWORLD RUNS ON NVDA, SINGUALARITY HAS ALREADY BEEN ACHIEVED. But it's alright. I'm about to be a fucking menace with 0 dtes. I don't think i'll even want to actually own a single stock again. Maybe I'll let some SPY cash secured puts get assigned and then sell covered calls. But even then, i think ill just earn the risk free rate with my big bags, and buy 1 to 100 lots of SPY 0 dtes from here on out. IDC about owning companies. NVDA is just a front for the US military. It's not really a "company". Whatever, new record on short call loss porn. top fucking kek. I earned some BBQ chicken today that's for sure

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>>55078673
>It is the largest one day marketcap gain in history
Lol and ofc I shorted it

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>>55078727
A permanently high plateau.

>> No.55078749

>>55078727
I'm getting out right at open regardless. This is something else. This is big money jews in tandem buying this up. I almost want to go all in on NVDA because i think probably gonna be $500 EOY if not more

>> No.55078757

>>55078745
Yeah, that's exactly what happened when the bogs died. A permanently high plateau.

>> No.55078759

>>55078600
Kek

>> No.55078760

>NVDA
What the actual unironical shitting fuck?

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>>55078760
its because I bought

>> No.55078778

>>55078760
Data is the new oil. AI is the new airplane.
Total paradigm shift.
I'm going to finally break even on the pltr bags I've been holding for years.

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>>55078760
Have you ever tried making AI porn? Yup, all NVDA computing.

>> No.55078788

>>55078673
>My shorts got blown out
how much did ya lose?

>> No.55078802

>>55078733
>NVDA is just a front for the US military. It's not really a "company".

I don't think any company in FAGMANN is a real company anymore.

>> No.55078829

>>55078727
More exponential moves in the same direction?

>> No.55078832

>>55078786
Whats wrong with her hand?

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>>55078760

>> No.55078840

>>55078788
Today? Down like $1000 today, $3000 in total holding soxs.

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>>55078760
>he doesn't know

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>>55078596
thanks, I'd rather lose this way than bag holding penny stocks or small caps that eventually get delisted after 20 years of bag holding (that's how my dad would gamble and lose). I made reasonable calculations, put on a position I could afford, and it takes a historic day to giga heem me. all in all, a fun day. And like my kindergarten gym teacher used to say, if you had fun, you won. $11k, shit even $100k, we'll make it back. I'm fucking Teflon now.

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>>55078832
Don't worry about it, anon. Besides, imagine the extra NVDA value next quarter when they fix that.

>> No.55078862

this nigga has been shorting nvidia since it was $280 how fucked is he

>> No.55078873

>>55078862
Fucked, just like reddit, absolutely fucked.

>> No.55078881

Can't wait till the AI and Holodeck tech merge. Imagine walking into a room of your house and programing it to be "whatever" with "whoever" inside and the people be totally human acting. (aka Star Trek TNG/VOY holodecks). Could be on a swanky beach and have a nice orgy with your girls of choice and not even leave the house.

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>>55078840
you'll be aight nigga... you tough right?

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They probably just want to give me a nice extra long weekend right? It’s gonna be ok right?

>> No.55078914

>>55078895
an extra extra long unpaid weekend, yes

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>>55078862
>>55078873

forgot pic

>> No.55078927

>>55078895
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jl9xKw_xEas

>> No.55078940
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I need a new line of work.

I have no skills, experience, or 4 year degree.

And I’m not getting the pfucking thing.

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>>55078802
ya know when I went long the $405s on the call spread I didn't actually think the very last strike price would actually be in play. I'll remember this for the rest of my life. I'm telling you guys. I'm about to be a menace with 0 dtes from here on out. I can make $1k a day with $500 at risk some days (not all days, but some). Let's see what happens when I start deploying $5k, can't be wrong all the time. In fact I know I'm not with 0 dtes. My capital will be exiting the market tomorrow.

top kek on my picrel. My PC is making fun of me right now

>> No.55078946

>>55078895
beat earnings so much it's extra long holiday weekend

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>>55078778
>pltr bags
I'm sorry to here that anon

>> No.55078954

>>55078881
You can already do that in VR and you can make your house look nice there too. Don't need AI though, I want my virtual gf to be completely brainless

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>>55078895
>It’s gonna be ok right?
yeah...

>> No.55078961

>>55078893
Yeah I'm good. It stings though. I was losing sleep worrying that this exact scenario would happen so kinda prepared. Probably gonna close this shit out and just eat the loss. Thanks for the ear anon. Helps

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>>55078749
I used to do really deep DD and analysis, like an entire day would be wasted researching some good thesis. I just ended up crabbing for almost 6 months straight. Got super frustrated and started making braindead trades based solely on my gut.
My portfolio is up 20% for the month after switching and I'm less stressed. I've realized that smart money is predictable, they know what you're expecting and they try to play against you, meanwhile retards that literally gamble are not accounted for.

>> No.55078980

>>55078945
The PC knows, they're watching us anon

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>>55078733
many such cases

>> No.55079008

>>55078724
cool, thanks. I thought the debt celing was predicated on a expected date/amount that could not be passed without defaulting on a payment, but it sounds like your saying it's just a political date and the date of expected default is separate

>> No.55079009

>>55078963
>retards that literally gamble are not accounted for
we'll see what they do once BOBO GREENE starts throwing $50k at ITM 0 dtes puts and calls whenever the mood strikes. I can afford it, just have had a lot of changes going on wiht firing my advisor, exiting his shitty positions. I'm inthis weird inbetween stage where I am now in control of the accounts, but I haven't sold out of his positions yet. But stuff like today lets me know I can just exit, take my cash, and start fresh with what I have really wanted to do all along.

>> No.55079027

>>55079008
Well the debt ceiling is the debt ceiling - Yellen cannot borrow a penny more until Congress (the Republican House and the Democratic Senate) says so and Biden signs the resulting bill.

However tax revenue and (to a lesser extent) spending varies year-to-year, so it's not clear when Yellen's current cash reserves run out. She's claiming June 1st (which isn't true), some projections have us running out around June 9th (though we may squeak by), while for sure, if no bills pass and nothing changes, we'd run out of money at the end of July.

>> No.55079028

>>55078963
You're statistically likely to make the same risk-adjusted returns whether it is gut trading or doing one-day "really deep" DD, specially given that it produces no new knowledge (for the market).
Still you'd better off with a total market index fund leveraged to your desired risk level because their risk-adjusted returns are slightly higher plus you're not incurring in transaction costs plus you're earning the return of all the time you'd otherwise spend out of the market.

>> No.55079037

>>55078376
what's the bitch doing now, pushing about babies like an ant queen? maybe washing her husband's taint and then tonguing it? cooking some delicious puffer ball fish sashimi?

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IWM and DOW GAYONES are crying in the corner while NVDA GLOWS!

>> No.55079055

All cash
I see no guaranteed plays

>> No.55079058

>>55079045
>all tech companies have to revamp and embed ai
>that means all software
>all hardware
>all infrastructure
>>nvda glows

stay poor faggot

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>>55079055
cash aristocrats ftw

>> No.55079080 [DELETED] 

>>55078963
Your brain is your biggest enemy and is constantly trying to trick you into believing things, you need to outsmart it to win

>> No.55079084
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HOLY SHIT SOXL BROS

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>>55079007
i stopped reading once he said I sell straddles. I already know my game. and naked staddles and naked strangles are not a part of that. we'll be aight nigga. This was the final catalyst to get me to do what I've been wanting to do since I took over my accounts last month. Picrel is the performance from the series holder that I just fired. We'll be aight nigga, we tough, *camron voice

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>>55079058
Shorting IWM has made lots of gains faggot. Long TECH has been the play but not the ETFS. the individual stocks..

Unless you were long nvda, meta, googl, amd or apple you are poor faggot.

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>>55079084
Considering how much NVDA moved along with other gay semi etfs.. it's pathetic...... CONGRATS you back to last weeks price!!!!!

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>>55079084
what happened to that bear?

>> No.55079102

>>55079088
FNGU is up 193% YTD

>> No.55079106

>>55078476
wow bro, let us suck your cock for more great stock tips

>> No.55079113

>>55078829
Yesssss.... calls are recommended.

>> No.55079119

>>55079102
>FNGU
NO NO NO NO!! Fuck YOU!!!!!!

>> No.55079121

>>55079096
most of SOXL isn't trading after hours so it'll be up tommorow during regular trading on par w. NVDA

>> No.55079122

>sold nvda in march after it spiked.

I deserve the rope.

>> No.55079126

>>55079085
You are rambling and missed the point. You should take a break, you are on a tilt.

>> No.55079127

>>55079101
He's been asleep for 4-5 months

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NVDL..

I digress..

>> No.55079137

>>55079126
>You should take a break
>you are on a tilt
nigga i sold 3 calls on NVDA as a fun gambling play... it's aight dog, its not that serious. That's 1% bro. we'll be aight nigga

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well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well well

>> No.55079141

>>55079126
>You are rambling
I ramble every fucking night, even when i win...

>> No.55079148

If you think about it NVDA propping up the market is anti-inflationary because it allows the fed to keep hiking, which in turn props up NVDA and the AI bubble because its the only safe asset to hold right now. This is the first anti-inflationary bubble in economic history.

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>futures

>> No.55079172

>>55079126
>You should take a break
What about my advisor locking in $83k of short term losses? Just take a break? He's on a permanent break now. But he's also a Rothschild who doesn't care about my measly portfolio either or the fees he was generating off me. He's comfy. I'll take a break when I'm that comfy. And I'm pretty damn comfy, even with this giga heem. You are a foggot bitch.

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Soon..

>> No.55079192

>>55079183
chatbot vaporware was the real videogame pawnshop all along

>> No.55079196

gotta be one of the largest gaps up. gonna be huge gap to fill tmrw.

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>>55079172
Post loss porn please I have a chub

>> No.55079199

>>55079141
You should make a tripcode so we can follow your ramblings!

>> No.55079200

>owen wilson as bob ross

financially speaking

>> No.55079202

>>55079148
If we default nvdas pe will go to 1000

>> No.55079205

>>55079197
>>55079172
Neverminded I saw it. Amazing if real.

>>55079085

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they dont realize this is the beginning of the ai bull market

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>>55078131
>was going to buy 500 @ 15 Aug expiry
>10 @ $0.28
>order didn't go this

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>>55079208
We're just arriving, brother

>> No.55079223

>NVID marketcap increases nearly 30% after hours
>becomes a trillion dollar company
This is a fucking terrifying market, we are once again making 'a new paradigm' on what is the equivalent of AI shitcoins, purely because of HYPE and nothing else.

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don't bet against america

>> No.55079234

>>55079208
>bear market rallies are always marked by calls of a new bull market

>> No.55079235

>>55079216
>displace everyone's jobs with AI
>expect the jobless to still buy your products without money

>> No.55079249

>>55079223
Too much liquidity in the system still. It was EVs six months ago and now it will be NVDA

>> No.55079254

>>55079007
That's pretty embarrassing. You'd think after losing that much money, they'd realize to inverse themselves.
Extreme negative alpha is actually pretty close to profitability. Just a single step away. It's the ones who win/lose half the time and churn water that are fucked. Those are the ones who truly have no potential.

>> No.55079264

>>55079141
>>55079208
>>55079216
>>55079223
This rally will fail like all the rest

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Kneel

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>>55079085
Listen kid, if you really want to go places, let me manage your portfolio. I can do it for a fraction of what the Rothschild's are doing it for, and I can give you infinitely better returns. If you're interested in actually making money instead of parking your money in cuck total market funds, you know where to find me.

>> No.55079290

>>55079274
Can you make Indy 500 bets yet?

>> No.55079291

>>55078197
What's a better system ?

>> No.55079296

>>55079264
It will unironically double top. We're going to make a new ATH on the Nasdaq just slightly above the previous and then violently shart downwards. Short the retard tech pump at your own risk.

>> No.55079301

>>55079205
It's real. I paid a professional Rothschild jew $10k last year to lock in $100k of losses, $83k being short term. Like a faggot. And I'm supposed to feel bad about a once in a decade move heeming a measly 3 lot of short calls? For 1% of my account value. I'm ok with that risk management. What was my professional jew doing last year (other than selling the bottom). We b aight nigga, we tough

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>>55079264
just like picrel, anon?

>> No.55079308

>>55078097
Just wrote an essay about how the city of Los Angeles could be a character in a film it is safe to say my shitposting here has allowed me to make an educational shitpost I call an essay

>> No.55079307

>>55079254
I forget what it's called but "small gains and massive loss potential" is a thing, and a thing you're supposed to reason out and avoid.

>> No.55079315

>>55079199
I'm bobo fuckin Greene bitch. Y'all know me. Still the same ol g. But I been low key. Hated on by most of these niggas with cheese

>> No.55079336

>>55079301
Stay strong anon, just a drop in the bucket.

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>>55079290
Yep, and im flush with cash because I just won $3k on the slots last night so hit me with your pick.

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>the only trading strategy you need

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>been holding NVDA since 2020
Feels pretty good.

>> No.55079382

>>55079366
We're already at new aths

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>>55079360
SHUT THE FUCK UP IF YOU WEREN'T SO FAT THERE WOULD BE NO INFLATION

>> No.55079392

This has to be a blow off top - but if its not, I have some seriously optimistic calls to profit from.

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55079395

we tried to tell you but you didn't listen

>> No.55079402
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R8 my little call. I want to sell immediately at open; what should I set my limit at?

>> No.55079407

>>55079274
I'm here every day and you know that. I already sold out of all my positions for a 10% loss in my inherited IRA, and am selling cash secured SPY puts on like 25% of the cash, the rest being in a MM fund (no longer in managed blackrock international ETFs). I was trying to sell covered calls to exit my blackrock ETFs in my regular account, but I'm thinking tomorrow is as good a day as any to just close out of all of that. Take my cash, put 75% in a MM fund, and then use the other 25% to wreak havoc with 0 dte SPY daily for good or bad. I'm done with individual tickers. I'm done with earnings plays, even though I have only done 2, RUM and NVDA. Done with selling naked. Funs over. I have bags to protect. And I don't want blackrock touching my million anymore. Idc if that's to my own detriment.

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>>55079336
Thanks,

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>>55079389
Hamchads keep the world turning. Sit down and know your place lanklet.

>> No.55079425

>>55078097
can /biz/ recommend any youtube tutorials on stock market trading im tired of losing my shit trading shitcoins i want to learn the ropes of stock trading but want to start fresh.

>> No.55079431

I carried 100 pounds of water bottles up 3 stories and I'm done for the day, how do wagies do this 8-10 hours every day?

>> No.55079440

when will wheat catch a bid

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>>55079423
Damn,that webm made my test go up

>> No.55079446
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55079446

Soon

>> No.55079452
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>>55079407
That's a losers mentality. You're giving up because of some small losses. That's exactly what the Jews want you to do. You are unironically better off letting me manage your money and you can fuck of to the Caribbean or something and drink Pina colada's on the beach for the rest of your life. You need someone who's a straight dog when it comes to the fast paced world wall street. And that's exactly who I am.

>> No.55079459

>>55079425
https://youtu.be/1tjmyUqyb1I
everything you need to know about stocks

>> No.55079463

>>55079452
>someone who's a straight dog when it comes to the fast paced world wall street
But that's me with 0 dte SPY. Im about to be putting on 100 lots daily now, instead of single lots for $20-50

>> No.55079481

I can't wait for open tomorrow

>> No.55079482

there is a tide in the affairs of men which taken at its flood leads on to fortune

>> No.55079492

>>55079027
>if no bills pass and nothing changes, we'd run out of money at the end of July.

So what was all the talk back in January about the looming debt ceiling limit and how it was supposed to happen in January? January comes and goes and we are told "oh that wasn't the REAL debt ceiling, the REAL debt ceiling doesn't happen until June"

It all so confusing.

>> No.55079497

>>55078662
Is the Bezos and his fiance on Bezos
Super Yacht ?
>>55078702
>>55078763
>>55078760
>>55079008
>>55079084
>>55079301
>>55079395
>>55079442
>>55079452
>>55079492
>>55079482

>> No.55079503

>>55079463
You're going to lose every dollar doing that. SPY trades like a shitcoin right now and we are teetering on a giant market bubble that could pop at any moment. You need to navigate around that kind of risk.

>> No.55079504

>>55079452
Like what if instead of doubling down with single contracts, I double down 10 at a time, or 4 sets of 25 lots? What do ya think? Vs single lots? I can afford it. I don't think I need to own stocks. If I wanted to own stocks I would buy NVDA tomorrow, how many covered calls will $1M get me? Will I be one of the first shareholders to play in their Westworld? Am I black hat William? Are they just testing for fidelity. I'm not about to lose shit. Blackrock is losing a 7 fig customer. Granted it's the lowest seven figs, but it's still 7 figs exiting their poopy etfs

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>>55079497
>mass replying

>> No.55079517

>>55079503
>SPY trades like a shitcoin right now
Yea I'm I'm whooping ass with SPY right now. Ignore the $11k NVDA loss, that's irrelevant. I could sell covered calls for that amount tomorrow if I wanted to. I'm exiting and playing every day separately because I know how to win that way. I am the killer. You don't get it.

>> No.55079520
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55079520

>So we been breaking bobos for 3 generations.
>Mos' time the breaking sticks. The bobo don't give you any kine uh problems.
>B b but sometimes, sometimes... well sometimes you get a PECULIAR bobo.
>This one bobo, well he was the peculiar type, he a uh, well he would act up but he wouldnt hide it.
>It seem every week he was pretending to short the market on pickin duty( but with one eye open all koi like) or he'd take extra molasses pie, or or or he'd sit his field ass on the front porch.
>Every week he'd do somethin' rascally IN PLAIN damn sight of the OVaseeah.
>OVasseha would call out to the bobo to get to the Breakin Barn. This Bobos eyes would light up and before you could whistle dixie, he'd be in the barn.
>This Bobo would run to that breaking barn like it was a cool stream on a hot August day in Georgia.
>Hellll it got sooo bad this bobo would TELL You what kine mischief he was gone get his midnight black ass into. He hadnt even DO nuthin yet..
>He would skip over to the barn after an call out " COME On MAaaaaSSA THIS BOBO AINT GUNNA BREAK HISSELF!"
>Just down right peculiar...

>> No.55079521

>>55079503
>You need to navigate around that kind of risk
I think $700k in a MM fund, $100k for 0 dte options is a good allocation. I've only been deploying $5k on long spy 0 dtes... Let's make that $25k and see what happens.

>> No.55079523

>AMD up 9%
>NVID up 25%
>SOXL up 10%
Why does SOXL suck so bad now kek.

>> No.55079537

>>55079523
why do people keep forgetting INTC is a major SOXL holding?

>> No.55079542

>>55079523
Bro those only make up a fraction of soxls holdings

>> No.55079557

>>55079492
Well we hit the limit at which we could borrow back in January. So we stopped borrowing and started to just drain the treasury. Basically its all just book entries and when it gets down to the last book, the Treasury thats when the clock starts. When that clock hit $0 we have a "technical default", now it wont be a real default because we mint the coin or we change the debt ceiling. When we raise the ceiling we will refinance and issue new bonds and buy back a lot of treasuries to refil the Treasury which intially will cause the markets to drop as liquidity is leaving the markets.But then depending on what the bill they passed is will determine how fast the market recovers and in which sectors.

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55079558

blow off top (ive lost everything shorting semis)

>> No.55079563

Interesting show about how retarded the US administration actually is regarding china. It's all about the votes. Nothing is sacred, it's all lies.
https://youtu.be/KVHXNMVyDe8

ps: buy chink stocks, yes this is financial advice.

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>>55079558
Kek, I don’t short anything I just long PMs

>> No.55079572

I can't believe NVDA saved the world

>> No.55079574

>>55079523
How many times do I have to repeat that most of SOXL's underlying basket was barely trading at all AH and that it'll pump tommorow during normal hours when NVDA makes the market meltup again

>> No.55079578

>>55079563
Munger, you of all people should be too old for 4chan.

>> No.55079581

>>55079574
>ummm ummm soxl 200 eoy confirmed trust the plan
Forgot your lum.

>> No.55079587

>>55079581
Those who deny SOXLs mandate from heaven will not make it.

>> No.55079594
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>>55079569
Im seriously fucked. I was swinging the crab market but I caught the bad end of this move up and now Im sitting here huffing copium that somehow the market is going to keel over sometime in June. I was hoping it wouldnt come to this but this is what i get for getting too cocky. SOXS 19.3 average.

>> No.55079596

>>55079578
Jokes on you I'm not him
and also totally not R-Ray D-D-Dalio

>> No.55079599

Guys, we should short the shit out of IEP

>> No.55079602

>>55079557
And if the meme coin is minted instead?

>> No.55079605
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55079605

TOTAL.GLOBAL.DOMINATION

>> No.55079607

>>55079587
I will make it because natural gas is going to zero.

>> No.55079624

>>55079602
Then we steal it, easy.

>> No.55079630

>>55079503
>bottom signal

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>>55079602
Then that shreds one of the few remaining scraps of fiscal restraint and credibility. Yields will spike and the problem will only get worse.

The most convincing argument in favor of the coin being bad is Krugman saying it's good.

>> No.55079642

>>55079605
What is it with these "renegade tech CEOs" and their stupid black jackets? GM CEO does it too. Trying to copy Elon, who is trying to copy his ideal image of himself as a teen.

CEOs have always been cringe but Tech ones even moreso. The next "celebrity CEO" (cringe just writing that) should be a gigachad in a suit and tie to BTFO all these "kids"!

>> No.55079651

>>55079630
He just doesn't understand why it shitcoin now. It's literally because of 0 dte niggers like me. And that ain't changing any time soon.

>> No.55079654

nah, NVDA shorts are going to get squeezed out of existence. then, and only then, will they finally be able to let it drop.

>> No.55079673

>>55079563
The world is a meme. China is a meme. Russia is a meme. The us is a meme. It's all already happened.

>> No.55079674

god please crash this fucking market in two more weeks

>> No.55079684
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What should I spend profits on anyway? I just like seeing lines and numbers go up with no plan. Like a dog chasing its tail.

>> No.55079685

>>55079681
>>55079681

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>>55079563
>China is actually good!
Yes yes, the US Government can be lying about what China's doing and China can also still be bad. These are not contradictory things.

>> No.55079697

>>55079684
>screams of deep red p&l

>> No.55079701

>>55079602
Minting the coin like >>55079640 said, destroys credibility, and since the system is debt based the country's creditbility is the value of its debt which would result in a huge step closer to the end of the empire.

>> No.55079708

>>55079654
This isn't a short squeeze. This is coordinated institutional buying that was predetermined before the day even began. I'll take my L tomorrow. I just can't believe I bought the $405 long calls on my credit spread (the very last strike on the option table) and those MFs could be in play. Man I'm just amazed and more pissed that I didn't just hold my long shares at $150 last year. Eh enough with the coulda woulda shoulda, blackrocks losing a million tomorrow. And then I can finally start fresh.

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>>55079701
Correct

>> No.55079724

>>55079708
Tomorrow 100% will be a short squeeze. NVDA is probably one of the most shorted stocks on the market. When the options go live tomorrow and the price rockets thousands of shorters are going to get squeezed and forced to close them. No more shorts means its easier to dump plus lots of money to be made of the new FOMOers.

>> No.55079726

>>55078940
AAAH FUCK I WANT A CATGIRL GF SO BAD BROS

>> No.55079768

everyone thinks my 36yo wife is in her 20s still, how do i profit from this?
also she's not asian

>> No.55079774

>>55079768
post her bare soles here for all of us to enjoy

>> No.55079779
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>>55079696
interesting observation but no
the truth is that america is evil and china is a very good investment sirs

>> No.55079786

>>55079724
You might be right. I guess I'm glad I have a spread on where my max loss is capped to $20k since Im long 3 $405s wile being short 3 $340s ($405 - $340 = $65, $65 x 100 shares x 3 contracts = $19,500 max loss). I'm closing out on open, but man should I leave the long calls on? $405 is outrageous. It's the last strike on the table.

>> No.55079788

>>55079607
>record switching from coal to gas
>going to zero

>> No.55079801

>>55079774
yeah but what do i get out of that?

>> No.55079803

>>55079673
Yes. It's over for those countries but africa and australia are the future (the media actually names the latter unironically)

>> No.55079816

>>55079801
I will wish your stocks many good fortune, namaste

>> No.55079828

>>55079803
I just sold out of all my Emerging markets, EFAV, international value, international momentum, all that shit. I'm outta that shit. Don't want anything to do with it

>> No.55079831

>>55079803
>australia
there's just one problem with that mate
we actually happen to be full

>> No.55079866

>>55079831
>Accelerated sea level rise and worsening coastal erosion. Increased weather intensity including Category 6 cyclones. More frequent and extreme bushfires. A greater chance of extreme flood events.
australia is actually a bulltrap. It'll be a nightmare to live there in the future according to ((climate change))

>> No.55079887

>>55079828
well then you have to buy NVDA at 180 p/e. That company were you have to manually strip your drivers of bloatware before you install.

>> No.55079907

>>55079887
See my picrels ITT. I may be buying @ 405 and selling at 340

>> No.55079942

>>55079907
>See my picrels
deinstall geforce experience and stripping the drivers really make the card faster

>> No.55079986

>>55079360
I was leaning toward Takuma Sato... but now I'm not too sure. He didn't qualify as well as I expected. I'll get back to you by end of week

>> No.55079995

>>55079907
but first you will have to deinstall the virus that you installed with another third party programm. how can anyone think nvdia could be the future lmao.
Next EA games comes out with an AI minigame and suddenly it's a great company.. oh wait EA stock is actually doing great. Seems like it doesn't even matter if you can make a good product. /rant

>> No.55080037

>>55078786
> both hands fucked up
> fucked up shadows on face
> fucked up knee
> clearly trying to make cape into armored pauldrons

Bullish on ai

>> No.55081754

>>55079291
Communism/anarchism