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[Anonymous No.55076650]

Wagie hate thread? WAGIE HATE THREAD!

[Anonymous No.55077043]

>>55076650
> "Hi boss!"

[Anonymous No.55078769]

>I'll keep it short, anon: you didn't smile when you entered the building. We know your kind, get outta here.

[Anonymous No.55078784]

>why, sure you can heat your food here
>wait, you didn't buy a pass?!

[Anonymous No.55078793]

>boy, I wonder what surprise awai- ACK

[Anonymous No.55078813]

>and don't you dare not smile, slave

[Anonymous No.55078823]

>anon, you haven't met your keypress goal this hour, cut the shit you drone

[Anonymous No.55078851]

>are you a diamond or are you a filthy beggar? I can work with both.

[Anonymous No.55078868]

Based wholesome litter

[Anonymous No.55078883]

>phew, I almost gave you a twenty, thanks for warning me!

[Anonymous No.55078899]

Lifehack for fellow chads.

[Anonymous No.55078908]

[Anonymous No.55078932]

>>55078769
what is a trick test

[Anonymous No.55078970]

>>55078932
you know, like lets say you're applying to take care of kids and theres a crying kid outside the building and you walk past and ignore them and go to your interview only to find out the crying kid was your interview and you blew it

[Anonymous No.55079005]

>>55078970
Dodged a bullet, I'd say.
I'm the one who employs psychological warfare in the office and I'm not exactly looking for a worthy opponent.

[Anonymous No.55079047]

>>55076650
>Trick test
>PC surveillance
>Cleaning partey

Employers are insanely paranoid, huh? And covid showed that you can work 2 hours a day and the company will be fine just as well.

[Anonymous No.55079144]

>>55078970
That's some willie wonka bullshit

[Anonymous No.55079180]

>>55076650
how's that art degree working out? NOW GET BACK TO WORK

[Anonymous No.55079286]

>>55078899
Based Jew. No wonder they are superior to whites.

[Anonymous No.55079359]

>>55078784
>>55078793
>>55078813
Haven't seen these ones yet + a few others ITT
are these new irl or did you manage to find a new source? Seems outrageous

[Anonymous No.55079898]

I'm a janitor (paid) and I get to go home when I finish my stations if I want to or I can stay at work and get paid to do literally nothing. The place I work at has a gym so I can hit the free weights whenever i want to and get paid for it. Fuck that humiliation ritual bullshit

[Anonymous No.55079905]

>>55076650
what the fuck was the story behind this again

[Anonymous No.55079922]

>>55079898
>janitor here, it's based as fuck
>ID: HUNT
Jannie applications must be opening again

[Anonymous No.55079951]

>>55078851
>anymore

Based retard owner.

[Anonymous No.55079967]

Just so you know, the chats, the pieces of papers. Its all fake. You can just print something out and tape it to the wall.

[Anonymous No.55079983]

>>55078883
Publix employees are unironically the highest quality and happiest wagies I’ve ever met. Maybe because they’re living in Florida? Meanwhile in places like California and New York all the grocery store employees look like they desperately want to commit suicide.

[Anonymous No.55079998]

>>55078970
>you crying little shit, you have ANY IDEA how much money you cost me??

[Anonymous No.55080155]

>>55078793
What is the point of this one?
So, I'm working for an employer. They give me some type of lottery ticket, which I assume goes on top of my wages
I go to scratch it off, and it's a printed note saying "thank you"

So, to recap
I wasted my time scratching off something of no value
My employer wasted time and money preparing the card and printing it
I resent the company for mocking me, thus creating a worse working environment

[Anonymous No.55080204]

>>55076650

[Anonymous No.55080208]

>>55078908
In Japan they have a culture of employees clean up the workspace every day, and they don't resent it. It's part of everyday work for them.
If cleaning the work environment is presented as another everyday task and part of your work there, then it won't be resented by workers. If you make it sound like some fun activity to be done after working hours, then people feel cheated and will grow resentful
All of this bullshit probably comes from people who will inevitably crash their own companies

[Anonymous No.55080300]

>>55078784
looks like some fake shit that gets posted to /r/antiwork

[Anonymous No.55080345]

>>55079983
>Maybe because they’re living in Florida?
really wish you fucking yanks would comprehend what a hellhole this state has become
also really wish you fucking yanks would comprehend that it is entirely your fault
tldr: kys yank

[Anonymous No.55080441]

>mfw me and my gf both own our own businesses
>i'm an IT freelancer
>she is a sales consultant
>mfw her frequent flier miles pay for our vacations
Feels good

[Anonymous No.55080456]

>>55078932
Something akin to a shit test. HR roasties are a thing after all.

>>55078970
Imagine a trick test where you have to answer a basic logic trick question like
>If DeShawn ate 3 apples out of 5 at dinner
>how many would he have the preceding morning?

[Anonymous No.55080526]

>>55078769
i swear every fucking interview has some bullshit in it designed to make you fail

[Anonymous No.55080655]

>>55080526
How are they going to filter the losers from the completely useless assholes?

[Anonymous No.55080720]

>>55078793
Lol, they used to say that exact same phrase at the end of meetings in the Amazon warehouse I was at

[Anonymous No.55080733]

>>55080155
>something of no value
>My employer wasted time and money preparing ... and printing it
>I resent the company for mocking me, thus creating a worse working environment

Place I used to work wanted to give us "challenge coins" on our way into the parking lot. This was during covid hype, btw. Big group of managers and HR roasties congregated at the check station. Pull up quickly and a bit further than normal. Hand my checksheet to the nurse. start to drive away. plaintive "wait" from roastie. tries to hand me a coin. "is it worth money?" nope, teehee. "no thanks" drive away.

[Anonymous No.55080742]

>>55079951
>Based retard owner.

>your

[Anonymous No.55081443]

>>55080300
To enjoy the bullying, we must first embrace and believe it.

[Anonymous No.55081453]

>>55081443
>mikel
Wait a minute..

[Anonymous No.55081462]

>>55080155
It's the humiliation ritual. Bi-weekly we come together to devise new methods to bully our wagies.

[Anonymous No.55081471]

>>55081453
>>55081443
Wait a fucking minute

[Anonymous No.55081494]

>>55080345
Aww, are you upset that the governor banned sex change surgery for children?

[Anonymous No.55081517]

[Anonymous No.55081521]

[Anonymous No.55081542]

This is one reason that I'm thankful all of my coworkers are Indians. They do not give a fuck about anything other than completing tasks. The only time I'm ever required to do something outside of work there is free food and beer involved.

[Anonymous No.55081672]

>>55080456
5
Preceding means before so he should still have all 5.

[Anonymous No.55081694]

>>55081672
Exactly, now try answering that question from a (low income) background.

[Anonymous No.55081705]

>>55081521
This isn’t sad. He’s suffering from some sort of genetic disease im guessing, and it probably affected his brain development. I’m glad he’s able to work an honest job, it’s sad when a person is too mentally impaired to do that. I’m genuinely happy for him.

[Anonymous No.55081713]

>>55081694
If you’re running in a race, and you just ran past second place, what place are you in?

[Anonymous No.55081736]

>>55081713
The HR office

[Anonymous No.55081751]

>>55081705
Yeah, me too. Wagie is more of a mentality than a state of being, like sin

>>55081713
Logic dictates I’d be in first, but you must also consider:
>is the race still going by the time you pass second?
>are you even an eligible runner in the first place
>did you mean the person in second place or literally another place besides where the race is (a second place)
Maybe that’s overthinking, but with a trick test, you never know. At least with a shit test you can tell your woman to knock it off, but you can’t speak that way to an employer

[Anonymous No.55081772]

>>55076650
>let me get to the dishwasher bro

[Anonymous No.55081920]

Why were you saving up free time, wagie? You're being suspicious.

[Anonymous No.55082072]

>Walmart jail 1/2

>>55081462
>your achievement

They couldn't even be bothered to write out something more than a generic one liner sentence

Also notice the following, The "Cassano's family" (them) are very proud of YOUR achievement. So you are not part of the Cassano family, even though you have been slaving away for them for 5 years, you are just their wagie, and don't you forget it

[Anonymous No.55082088]

>Walmart jail 2/2

>>55081443
Pizza...

[Anonymous No.55082291]

And people wonder why the wagie must be bullied.

[Anonymous No.55082300]

>>55080300
It's such a steal though

[Anonymous No.55082329]

>>55081521
Yeah not cringey, but imagine if it were some cute autist girl doing that instead.

[Anonymous No.55082393]

>>55078908
>Cleaning "party"
Lol, lmao.

[Anonymous No.55082490]

Picrel: they might get greedy!

[Anonymous No.55082503]

>>55082393
Imagine then making you come in while not being paid
That's an hour of commuting and getting ready, winding down.
I hope they fired that person and then they got sued

[Anonymous No.55082525]

>>55082490
>Do not feed the animals
>Do not tap on glass
>No flash photography

[Anonymous No.55082542]

>>55080208
>If cleaning the work environment is presented as another everyday task and part of your work there, then it won't be resented by workers
Wrong if it is done within the 8 hours of work I am paid for I couldn't give a fuck. If you're asking on my time fuck off

[Anonymous No.55082554]

>>55082490

[Anonymous No.55082568]

>>55081751
>Logic dictates I’d be in first
Uh oh... Walmart have openings anon

[Anonymous No.55082598]

>>55080526
Isn't it rather that they have a million fake excuses if they simply don't like you and want an out?

[Anonymous No.55082684]

>>55082542
But that's exactly what I mean, by "part of your work there" I mean part of your activities during work hours

[Anonymous No.55082766]

>>55078813
Kek what the actual fuck

[Anonymous No.55082768]

Absolutely wholesome

[Anonymous No.55082784]

>>55081462
>>55082072
Pays well enough to afford a jeep.

[Anonymous No.55082822]

>>55078813
>bet your dogs missing you.
Do wagies fucking really? I’d quit on the spot. What kind of cuck just deals with that?

[Anonymous No.55083146]

>>55082568
That is, unless you like pages or have friends that we feel are not a good fit for our culture.

[Anonymous No.55083211]

>>55081705
He should get disability benefits then instead of having to work.

[Anonymous No.55083228]

Reading this thread makes me appreciate the European way of customer service.
In Europe it's understood that you're grumpy and miserable and rude if you work a shitty customer service job, because of course you would. Why the fuck would you ever smile and act happy in such a situation?

[Anonymous No.55083249]

>>55080441
>allowing your woman to travel for work

She’s fucking Chad and Tyrone on her work trips

[Anonymous No.55083266]

Is r/antiwork invading biz now?

[Anonymous No.55083275]

>>55078769
your interview unironically starts when you're outside the building and/or visible by HR through the windows. they'll observe you how you act when you believe you're not being watched. they'll check if you're being nice with the reception desk, if you say hello to random people you meet etc.

[Anonymous No.55083291]

>>55083146
>have interview doing IT for an administrative office of a national manufacturing company
>"Anon we weren't able to find you on Facebook. You'll need to provide yours so we can monitor it."
>Yeah, I don't have one. Never did.
>"We can't employ you if we can't trust you. You need to provide it."
>I don't have one. I'm not interested in this position anymore.
>Walk out without signing out or turning in my 'visitor badge'
>get call next day saying they need me to come in and sign out and turn in badge
>"Anon you need to..."
>reply: DAVES NOT HERE MAN!
>my name isn't Dave
>block their # and emails
Fuck them.

[Anonymous No.55083313]

>>55078769

>Anon, you didn't flirt with the 22 year old blonde receptionist even though she repeatedly tried joking with you? No, being afraid of sexual harassment accusations isn't an excuse. You're not high energy and proactive enough to join the GlobalMegaCorp family.

[Anonymous No.55083325]

Then there's my absolute favorite. There's like 5 kinds of milk on there, shit never fails to make me laugh.

[Anonymous No.55083405]

>>55083228
>be on a travel reddit
>guy posts a long, elaborately detailed story about being treated indifferently by an Air France gate agent
>he mentions that he was so upset his wife had to calm him down
>write "well you wanted the authentic French cultural experience, you got it hehe :)"
>banned

[Anonymous No.55083523]

>>55083228
Bro that just means Europeans are softies, it's your duty to utterly destroy the wagie motivation to get out of bed each morning.

[Anonymous No.55083700]

>>55081694
>>55081672
Wrong. It said preceding morning. He might have got the apples in the afternoon or evening, so the answer could be anything.

[Anonymous No.55084131]

>>55083405
>France
>gate agent
Does that retard also expect great service from the TSA, the DMV or the police?

[Anonymous No.55085480]

>>55083275
I do all these things, I'm such a good goy!

[Anonymous No.55085532]

>>55079005

[Anonymous No.55085551]

>>55079905
It was a staged photo for r antiwork

[Anonymous No.55085641]

>>55079005
best laugh of the day, thanks anon

[Anonymous No.55085682]

>>55081471
Kek, always

[Anonymous No.55085684]

>>55078970
They did this to me. Was applying for CPS and this little bracefaced loli flirted with me in the parking lot. After I finished they told me I should have plowed her somewhere out of camera view and they couldnt hire someone so careless.

[Anonymous No.55086260]

>>55078970
>Be me
>Arrive early at office for interview
>Waiting in main lobby
>Janitor comes by mopping floors
>He's kinda conspicuously close to me
>I decided to break the silence "This is a big lobby. I hope you don't have to do this every day."
>He laughs "Actually, I do. It's not so bad though and I don't mind the view."
>the room is windowless so I have to assume he's referencing the blonde receptionist. I look over at her instinctually and she winks at me, probably overheard him.
>We make some small talk. Tells me his name is Clarence. We shake hands.
>I get called up for my interview. He says "Good luck young man, I'm sure you'll meet your destiny in there." Now he winks and gives me this knowing nod
>I brush off the oddness of that and get in the elevator to the 77th floor.
>I am brought into a large ornate office
>To my surprise Clarence the Janitor is here
>"Oh hey. How did you get up here so fast?"
>"Oh you'll find this place has many surprises..."
>He removes his Janitor overalls revealing a tuxedo
>He puts on a monocle and top hat
>"I'm Clarence Von Warburgerschmidt IV, the CEO and founder of this company."
>Tells me he wanted to test my character and see if I would treat a janitor as an equal
>Tells me that he has chosen me to be the CEO
>the blonde receptionist appears. He tells me this is his daughter and he wants me to marry her
>the wedding ceremony is held immediately in that very office with all the board of directors in attendance
>my parents are there somehow even though they're dead. Apparently they faked their deaths and this was part of the test
>the guy who used to bully me in high school is also there, he was part of the test
>Finally I'm asked what our first order of business should be
>I stop to think about it, get down on the floor
>everybody does the dinosaur

[Anonymous No.55086268]

>>55083291
Based

[Anonymous No.55086416]

>>55081462
Someone post the troll hand cap.

[Anonymous No.55086929]

>>55086260

pottery

[Anonymous No.55086949]

>>55086260
Saved

[Anonymous No.55087035]

>>55086929
>>55086949
tldr. qrd?

[Anonymous No.55087058]

>>55081920
I don't get it

[Anonymous No.55087195]

We winning boys

[Anonymous No.55087234]

>>55082072
I'd get a few of my coworkers to pitch in and we'd put all the black workers in jail. They'd never try that shit again, might even get sued.

[Anonymous No.55087751]

>>55076650
Fuck off you hateful demon. I'd put a bullet in your head before killing a wagie

[Anonymous No.55087797]

If trips wagie will ragie and rise up

[Anonymous No.55087885]

>>55081471
Lmao
>WHEN I SAY EVERYTIME, I MEAN EVERYTIME, BROTHER.

[Anonymous No.55088460]

>>55087797
Does this count?

[Anonymous No.55088582]

>>55086260
Best post on biz today

[Anonymous No.55088621]

>>55078883
>>55078868
>>55078813
>>55078793
OH NEETCucks
Time to wagie!

MAKE THAT COFFEE HOT

[Anonymous No.55088892]

>>55087058
in high up positions for fancy places they force people to take time off and have someone else do the job/audit the books to make sure theres nothing strange going on. its not really applicable for jobs where you do multiple choice wagie quizzes

[Anonymous No.55089769]

>>55082822
Petcucks deserve to be bullied and ridiculed along with their worthless shit vermin.

[Anonymous No.55089811]

>>55078851
>unironic Henry Kissinger quote
This has to be fake...

[Anonymous No.55089873]

>>55078908
At least they get paid for that cleaning party?

[Anonymous No.55089940]

>>55081920
??????????????

Can someone explain?

[Anonymous No.55089984]

>>55078851
>fuck your tip cups or I'll pay you a fifth of your already meager salary
Yeah, owner/manager is fucking based

[Anonymous No.55090108]

>>55079983
I lived in Florida for a year and miss it often.
It's the only place where women liked me, the weather's nice, and you're never more than 2 hours from the sea.
Florida culture is beautiful.

[Anonymous No.55090136]

>>55079983
>Maybe because they’re living in Florida?
Let me preface this by saying I fucking loathe California and NY.

Florida is a fucking shithole and I genuinely pity anyone living there.
The only worse state in the country is Louisiana

[Anonymous No.55090167]

>>55078784
What is BHU SW?
>>55080300
Also this

[Anonymous No.55090197]

Thank you Jeffrey for the weekend shift.
>earn 200€ less than someone doing 5 days a week
>Instead I have 4 free days for myself and inner peace

[Anonymous No.55090839]

>>55080208
>wageslave >:(
>wageslave, japan :)

[Anonymous No.55090871]

>>55089940
Basically if someone works 30% of the shifts in a very small employment company you can easily catch who's stealing by forcing certain employees to take sick leaves
t. Cigarette pants stuffer

[Anonymous No.55090928]

Ngl I think this self pitying culture is gay, they way people sit there like in this pic and OP's visibly seething or crying, there's no dignity in it

I understand when you get put in shitty or dehumanizing situations at work it fills you with hate or maybe you get overwhelmed from making orders and cry like a babby, but you have to remember your own bottom line
The only reason you feel that way is because you're afraid of the pressure, that is, of people yelling at you or the eventuality that you might get fired
Almost no one gets fired who actually does work at any job, except in economic downturns you have no control over, and these people crying or seething are almost always putting in some effort
It works both ways, they can try to dehumanize you but you can do as little as is required of you juuusst short of getting fired, and balk at their orders; pacify them just enough to get them off your back and then laugh at them in your head or with your buddies

[Anonymous No.55091053]

>>55083211
Here in america you have to sell your soul to satan to get on disability. This man obviously chose the slightly lesser evil of selling his soul to walmart instead.

[Anonymous No.55091233]

>>55082329
the cute autist girl would be, at minimum, 36 years old after committing her life to walmart for 20 years. also cute girls never work these jobs for more than a few years. they are constantly exposed to random richfag customers who offer these girls money to live with them... usually more money than they will ever make at their wagie job.

[Anonymous No.55091329]

>>55076650
Just be "office spaced"
>business casual? why though? I'm in a cubicle and the ripped jeans provide ample ventilation
>Be here at 9? Why though? I can work remote (allegedly)
>Stop smelling like weed? I can't help it, it's legal and they smoke it everywhere! the odor sticks to everything! how do I get into the building without getting smoke on me? hahaha
>I need to call in if I now show? Who said I no showed? Do they have proof?
so forth and so on
Since covid this is actually what peak performance looks like

[Anonymous No.55091532]

>>55091329
This is more or less the strategy I’ve taken. It really hasn’t backfired at all so far. To be honest, if you’re not employed in like bulge bracket banking or big law or running your own business or unless you’re just really committed to what you do, I really don’t see the point in working that hard or caring that much.

[Anonymous No.55091641]

i went to starbucks drive thru and they had the audacity to ask for a tip. wtf is that lol i couldnt believe it

[Anonymous No.55092054]

>>55083291
I fucking hated the 2010s. A pandemic or nuke or alien invasion will never top how stupid people acted if you never used Facebook

[Anonymous No.55092278]

>>55086260
Nice

[Anonymous No.55092383]

>>55086260
Bullshit, but I believe it.

[Anonymous No.55092397]

>>55081471

EVERY

SINGLE

TIME

[Anonymous No.55092448]

>>55082291
I'm no expert on reading handwriting but the longer you look at it the worse it gets. Besides the misspellings it starts off looking like a child wrote it but gets more assertive and mature as it goes on. There's also the quirks of excitement in the random capitalization and downward strokes on the g and ys, running out of room without trying to write smaller... It's as if while keeping everyone from these sweet clearance items, they remembered who they really are.

[Anonymous No.55092456]

>>55078813
What the fuck ahahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.55092564]

>>55078932

Your interview has begun the minute you get in the building. After asking you to have a seat, the receptionist sends an email to your interviewer with notes on how you behaved to entry-level staff. It's an update of the old test where they take you to lunch and observe how you treat the waiters

>>55085480

66% of your success at a job is how good you are to be around. You're not just an employee, you're enforced company for 40+ hours a week. Nobody wants to be stuck with shitty people when they already have to be at work

[Anonymous No.55092568]

>>55083249
even better

[Anonymous No.55092604]

>>55090928
Shut the fuck up cattle retard. They look like that because they realize this will be the next 40 years of their lives lol.

[Anonymous No.55092624]

>>55092564
>Nobody wants to be stuck with shitty people when they already have to be at work
im unfunny, ugly, and generally have uninteresting interests. does this put me at a disadvantage in culture fit interviews?

[Anonymous No.55092674]

>>55092624
Start being funny and interests are only as interesting as you make them. YouTubers have made entire careers waxing poetic about shit no one would otherwise care about

[Anonymous No.55092683]

>>55092624

of course. Fortunately for you, social skills are just skills and they work the same as any other skill. Everyone is born with more or less talent at everything, but anyone can get good at anything.

Steal a copy of How to Win Friends and Influence People and read it every other week, check out YT channels like Charisma on Command" and take notes. Once you realize you can grind social skills, it's incredibly easy for a high-IQ sperg to become charming as fuck, and that's a stat boost to literally every other aspect of life. Uninteresting interests can be interesting if you can communicate your enthusiasm interestingly, but at least initially it's better to just notice what normies are talking about and spend 5 minutes learning a little bit about that.

Seriously though, career success is 33% how good you are at your job and 66% what sort of company you are. Everyone at work is stuck with each other for hours a day. So, be someone people look forward to being stuck with, and you'll go far.

[Anonymous No.55092694]

>>55083325
This reminds me of the anon who worked at subway who listed the perfect combination of things to make a wagie miserable.

[Anonymous No.55092701]

>>55092694
What were they?

[Anonymous No.55092713]

>>55092701

[Anonymous No.55092727]

>>55092713
Oh shit, I remember. That was brutal. Thanks for sharing

[Anonymous No.55092731]

>>55087035
memes

[Anonymous No.55092734]

>>55092683
>How to Win Friends and Influence People and read it every other week, check out YT channels like Charisma on Command
did this help you, or were you already an extrovert and just took notice of these?

[Anonymous No.55092799]

>>55092734

They changed my life. I had zero social instincts, absolutely zero. Like people would ask me "how are you doing?" and then there'd be this horrible awkward pause while I would consider how I was doing, because I was clueless that it's just like a verbal handshake and you're supposed to say "great, thanks, how are you?". I would do shit like that every time and I dreaded having to talk with people. Also I did not give a shit about normie topics so I never had anything to talk about with people. It was awful.

I'm still an introvert and a lot of social interaction is draining, but it turns out once you get good at something, surprise surprise it's a lot easier to do and you enjoy doing it instead of dreading it. The book's the foundation of social skills, that YT channel is more for finer points (but unsurprisingly is way more up to date than a 100+ year old book). It takes a few months of intelligent practice to go from sperg to normal, and a year will get you into genuine charm territory. Re-read the book every couple weeks, watch a video a day, think about past interactions and how they could go better, and you level up fast.

[Anonymous No.55092807]

>>55092799
You sound like a shill brother. You aren't winning nor influencing me looks like your book failed. Perhaps you should read it again a few times.

[Anonymous No.55092815]

>>55092807
>shilling a century old book
>telling people to steal it

Nope, I've influenced you and you're already my friend. Don't forget poker night's Tuesday and we're doing Japanese themed drinks

[Anonymous No.55094713]

>>55080208
If you do science then it's basic knowledge to clean up after yourself, especially when working with dangerous chemicals

[Anonymous No.55094748]

>>55076650
Classic burnout. He needs to do the revigoration dance.

[Anonymous No.55097524]

>>55076650
Get in cagie.

[Anonymous No.55097601]

>>55079144
90 percent of jobs in corporate can be maintained under "the work isn't going anywhere" mantra.
The work is always there, deadlines are mostly a meme for many positions. Obviously this doesn't apply to all roles but yeah.

I mean 40 hours a week is an arbitrary number. Admittedly the US market is open 9:30 to 4:30 pm not counting after hours trading, but again how many jobs does that apply to?

[Anonymous No.55097698]

>>55081751
I know this is a little trolling but you got me so gosh darn good. Heheh, if you pass second place, you take their spot. That is to say, if you pass second place, you are now in second place.

[Anonymous No.55097826]

>>55092815
Charming af

[Anonymous No.55097931]

>>55082088
i swear i'm never working retail again. it's a special kind of hell. i got a retail job after doing construction for a while. thought it would be better to be inside an AC building lifting light stuff for a few hours a day. it's true the physical work is easier and you have AC but the down side is the degredation, the customers treat you like shit and the managers make you do demeaning shit like pic related. it's aweful what they make you do. sing and dance like a clown, stand out in front of a store and do pitches and get laughed at by everyone. after a few months of that shit i was ready to break my back in the 90 degree heat again. at least as a laborer i could keep my diginity.

[Anonymous No.55099709]

>>55092683
that is solid fucking career advice, thanks anon. youve delayed the death of biz by another day

[Anonymous No.55099977]

>>55086260
>"I'm Clarence Von Warburgerschmidt IV, the CEO and founder of this company."
Biggest kek here.

[Anonymous No.55099985]

>>55086260
>my parents are there somehow even though they're dead. Apparently they faked their deaths and this was part of the test
Fucking keke

[Anonymous No.55100064]

>>55092683
>Fortunately for you, social skills are just skills and they work the same as any other skill
Lies.

[Anonymous No.55100087]

>>55089873
lol, lmao

[Anonymous No.55100363]

>>55078868
I see nothing wrong with that image.
>You mean you're really just going to leave when you're done eating and not do my job for me?

[Anonymous No.55100428]

>>55086260

[Anonymous No.55100567]

>>55086260

[Anonymous No.55100568]

>>55076650
Ahhh so you’re the entitled micropenis having rich boy that calls my call center. I fucking transferring you faggots all day long

[Anonymous No.55100607]

>>55078813
proper bants

[Anonymous No.55100838]

>>55097524
I like this, seperation from everyone else.

[Anonymous No.55100994]

*blocks your path*

[Anonymous No.55101000]

wagie, oh wagie? I didn't quite like your tone while waiting on me

[Anonymous No.55101007]

paid internship? Oh no no no

[Anonymous No.55101016]

>R-Remember me, anon? I...I was being called a h-hero for t-two months in 2020...w-we got more money on our check for a month...*COUGH COUGH COUGH* o-oh it's nothing, just a little tired...heh...next please...

[Anonymous No.55101519]

>>55101000
That's not an outback steakhouse. It's a diner. You can tell from the sugar packets and syrup bottles.

[Anonymous No.55101560]

>>55101519

I don't know what you're talking about my local outback steakhouse has sugar packets and syrup on the table at all times to put on the bloomin onions

[Anonymous No.55101605]

>>55078813
Based boomer jews shaming their wage cucks

[Anonymous No.55101639]

i love my wagie job

[Anonymous No.55101977]

>>55079005
I admire your ways anon.

[Anonymous No.55101989]

>>55101639
i love your waggie job too. we need amazon driver

[Anonymous No.55102027]

>>55101007
ouch.....when I interned as a staff accountant they paid me $29/hr.....someone would have to be really fucking stupid to accept an internship where you PAY the employer

[Anonymous No.55102042]

>>55086260
fucking lol

[Anonymous No.55102417]

>>55097524
Turning the wage cage thing into wage jails
They need to extract the maximum amount of labour from the wagies, they need to milk them to their very last drop

[Anonymous No.55102526]

>>55100064

Nope, God's truth. When you wrap your head around that it's a real see-the-Matrix moment

[Anonymous No.55102827]

>>55089940
>>55087058

When working at financial institutions, all employees are required to take 5 consecutive days of vacation, once a year. The point of this is to ensure nobody is embezzling, stealing, taking a little off the top, etc; it would become apparent if the numbers fluctuated dramatically while an employee wasn't there.

Source: worked at two different financial institutions over the course of a decade. That screenshot was from a training software called BVS, and most credit unions use it.

[Anonymous No.55102874]

>>55089769
Based

[Anonymous No.55102908]

>>55078813
high level troll

[Anonymous No.55102969]

>>55090167
>What is BHU SW?
Body-Heat-Unit Sweater-Weather.
Apparently the fee/pass even includes just trying to heat up your food by holding it close to your body under a thick sweater.

[Anonymous No.55102989]

>>55078813
For anyone wondering, the wagie backlash towards this little out-of-touch stunt was IMMEDIATE and VITRIOLIC.
The reason you don't hear/see more about it is because the wagies literally got together and threatened to mass-quit if management didn't shove those signs right back up their asses, so they were taken down within the week.

But of course, wagies being wagies, they were now totally pleased and happy with their shitty work situation again and went right back to working under the same assholes who decided those signs were a good idea in the first place.

[Anonymous No.55103083]

>>55097524
Literally still better than the modern "open office" where you don't even have your own fucking desk, everything is shared, and you have to see/hear everyone else's face/screen in your periphery at all times.

[Anonymous No.55103573]

>>55103083

what's weird to me is that cubicles were actually an innovation away from open offices, so workers could have some privacy and space to themselves. and somehow that's being reversed now

[Anonymous No.55103801]

>>55092713
i was the guy behind him, he make her give him a handjob using the sauce after

[Anonymous No.55103914]

>>55103083
Look at the bright side, you walk through the front door you have the whole office under the barrel when you dump your mags. You don't even have to be precise.

[Anonymous No.55104168]

>>55076650
fake ass staged photo. fuck starbucks wagies.

[Anonymous No.55104183]

>>55097524
This is unironically better than working a non-specialized trade beaner construction job or any open office hellhole

[Anonymous No.55104215]

>>55097524
if I was to ever do office work again I would actually prefer a cage with no windows and a door I can lock from the inside.

I cant fucking stand people wanting to talk to me at work.

[Anonymous No.55104233]

>>55103573
that was when people (white well-versed men) were hired because they were good workers. now that people hire to meet diversify quotas they need open plan offices to keep the minorities working

[Anonymous No.55104250]

>>55103914
>You don't even have to be precise.
well its more that people have less places to hide. neo would have been screwed if the agents were trying to find him in 2020.

[Anonymous No.55104567]

>>55078883
Back when I worked at a deli in europooria, we weren't allowed to keep tips. I went out of my way to give people back the tips because the boss kept that shit

[Anonymous No.55106309]

>>55076650
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOW THE FUCK DO I ESCAPE THE WAGIE TRAP I'M IN UNI DOING CS HOLY SHIT I WILL TEAR OUT MY FUCKING EYES IF I HAD TO LIVE ONE DAY LIKE THAT

[Anonymous No.55107076]

>>55101000
how tf did he get the glass like that?

[Anonymous No.55107091]

>>55106309
just do delivery

[Anonymous No.55107105]

>>55107076
Very carefully.

[Anonymous No.55107164]

>>55107076

>upright full glass
>put coaster or something on top of glass
>flip glass over onto table
>slide out coaster

>>55104233

good point

[Anonymous No.55107188]

>>55106309
>sniff sniff
>Are you really doing a boomboom or are you complaining about working here again, anon?

[Anonymous No.55107218]

>>55078769
I fucking hate HR whores. I swear to god most workplaces are totally ruined by these narcissisitic cunts.

[Anonymous No.55107413]

>>55092815
Not to burst your bubble, but I am ridiculously good at reading people. Always have been. I instinctively would like/dislike people the second I would meet them. My gut is always right and could tell when someone was cool or a bit "off". You my friend, I would sniff out in a second as a disingenuous freak, an autist pretending to be a normie. It's not just speaking mate, it's the way you move, the way you carry yourself. The eyes, I could cop in 10 seconds you trying to keep eye contact because a book told you. But yours is not natural and it makes people uncomfortable. "Ohh nice weird overthought handshake, you purposely trying to hurt my hand brother?"

[Anonymous No.55107484]

>>55078868
>Why do customers do this
Because you are paid to clean it up wagie.

[Anonymous No.55107500]

>>55107188
oh, wagie? wagie? Are you in there on your phone again?

>>55107413
absolutely, it's very easy to tell who's using this book and who isn't. One of the easy tells is that one of the first things How to Win Friends and Influence People tells the reader is to always use someone's name when talking to them. It's easy to spot faux-confidence specially when they're spouting off your first name every time they address you, couple that with awkward eye contact and always finding an excuse to shake hands and you've found a phony in the weeds, and phonies are less respected in a work environment than even a poor worker, because phonies are known to be liars and creeps

[Anonymous No.55107527]

>>55107413
>bunch of hallucinations that nobody ever said
>made-up fantasies about handshakes (?)
>i'm too smart for people to like!

kek alright bud

>>55107500
>weird fantasies about first names and awkward eye contact

I've never met anyone who does that

sounds like you guys are too smart to learn social skills, though. The "too smart to X" loser is my absolute favorite kind of loser

[Anonymous No.55107553]

>>55079967
Yeah most of it comes from antiwork. Rage marketing against jobs

[Anonymous No.55107562]

>>55081521
Not a bad lookin dude desu

[Anonymous No.55107573]

>>55107553
If they hate work, why don't they quit and just collect welfare?

[Anonymous No.55107587]

>>55107573
if you're a white male with no kids you aren't getting welfare in the US. The 100 sheboons with 10 kids on the housing list get first priority. At best you can get food stamps, but that's it.

[Anonymous No.55107730]

>>55107587
White people from the suburbs don't even know how benefits work. They deserve to wage.

[Anonymous No.55107849]

>>55107573
They don’t hate work, they work for people and companies who make money off you being an unskilled rage filled laborer with no hope in your future and pride in your work, and they want YOU to hate working. In my opinion

[Anonymous No.55107973]

>>55107849
>Value proposition
Yes, they have little value to anyone else. I mean, I am sure their parents care, but it's not like they offer value to anyone that is worth any real money. People need to understand their actual value.

[Anonymous No.55108167]

wagie party time

[Anonymous No.55108172]

>>55108167

[Anonymous No.55108178]

>>55108172

[Anonymous No.55108186]

>>55108178

[Anonymous No.55108196]

>>55108186
fun is over

[Anonymous No.55108206]

>>55108196

[Anonymous No.55108216]

>>55108206

[Anonymous No.55108224]

>>55108172
Imagine fucking him in the ass

[Anonymous No.55108427]

>>55108206
>>55108216
Fake and gay.

[Anonymous No.55108557]

>>55089769
>he types while alone, bitter and unable to emotionally bond with anyone

[Anonymous No.55108575]

>>55080345
>yank
is that supposed to be an insult you retarded southerner?

[Anonymous No.55108589]

>>55078908
>yeah i bet you dont fit in a lot of things, sierra

[Anonymous No.55108624]

>>55092448
it was written by the diversity hire

[Anonymous No.55108635]

>>55082768
i'd come back later that night with a mask and smash the ring camera, im doing them a service by getting rid of the spyware

[Anonymous No.55108690]

>>55100994
how do you type something like this then not expect a bullet to the head while going to your car one night?

[Anonymous No.55108738]

>>55108167
>>55108172
>>55108178
>>55108186
every time i see these videos, it reminds me why i quit walmart, and would rather go train hopping than ever fucking work there again.
you have to have a certain lack of self awareness to participate in this shit

[Anonymous No.55108745]

damn you gotta have a deathwish to dine out and be a cunt these days. Linecooks literally have every drug imagineable including fent and with how tight things are with cash it's only a matter of time before a server or bartender feels slighted enough to fuck someone's life up. They could literally put a hotbatch in a lime or french fry or something and there's 0 chance of them ever being implicated.

[Anonymous No.55108811]

>>55092713
W-What was the filename kek

[Anonymous No.55108859]

>>55108196
>go into a pod
>wear the mask still
Kek what the fuck is wrong with these people

[Anonymous No.55108897]

>>55080345
I live in Florida and have been here for 34 years. I am looking to leave. The last straw was probably the uber eats driver murdered down the street

[Anonymous No.55108943]

>>55078813
My office put up signs a while ago saying "Work is an activity, not just a place".
They actually remoralised me a bit just from the absurdity of it all, and it was fun joking around with my cowagies about it.

[Anonymous No.55108962]

>>55108897
imagine getting murdered delivering $13 worth of taco bell for a 15% tip

[Anonymous No.55109040]

>>55107730
I have schizophrenia and SSDI is not $1800 a month it is $950 a month.

Head of household tax credit is not $1800 either.

You do not get free utilities unless you live in a state that has a program like that and it still isn't free. In new york they give electricity credit. In florida there is nothing and electricity costs $230 a month in the summer for a 1 bedroom house with AC set to 82 degrees.
You can not get a section 8 bond unless you win their lottery and make less than $900 a month. SSDI pays over $900 a month so you dont qualify.
Food stamps are $16 a month if you get $950 for SSDI. "obamacare" isnt free health care. Its a law that requires everyone to have insurance. I am a 30% disabled veteran so the VA covers that for me. The free cell phone is true but not everyone qualifies. I applied twice and was denied both times. College isn't free. The Pell Grant pays $6500 a year for tuition for up to 6 years and only for a Bachelors degree or certain trade schools. It can not pay for Masters or anything else. The only schools where you would be making money off that are certain trade schools that are basically a scam school and a waste of your time.
I keep seeing people post this bull shit that isnt true stop posting it. That image you people keep posting was made up by someone that is either a liar that likes the number "1800" or a boomer that thinks they know things because they heard it somewhere and they are just repeating bull shit they heard

[Anonymous No.55109062]

>>55081517
>not greet them
Is that grammar correct?

[Anonymous No.55109073]

>>55109040
Kek imagine knowing this much about welfare

[Anonymous No.55109158]

>>55109040
>Single neet schizo
You should add retarded and poor reading comprehension. Mother of two has a different rate and other programs available. Damn, you even suck at being poor. Have you considered rope?

[Anonymous No.55109248]

>>55108575
>is that supposed to be an insult
yes you dumb fucking yank
grats on paying 500k for a 2/2 in Medley btw
what a steal compared to LI prices lmao

[Anonymous No.55109305]

>>55109158
Having children or dependents does not alter the amount you get paid for SSDI you stupid fuck.

[Anonymous No.55109324]

>>55107730
>commit adultery for money
Fuck off, fool. What’s the point of all that cash if you have to bend to the will of satanists?

[Anonymous No.55109427]

>>55109040
Shouldn’t you qualify for the GI bill and use that + Pell grant + use military specialization training towards college credits? Also certain schools in certain states have an automatic enrollment option where if you get certain grades in community college you qualify for enrollment at a state school.

[Anonymous No.55109533]

>>55076650
wtf kind of floors do these starbucks use? I see that shit all the time. Is it made out of crude oil. I used to see this mainly in industrialized areas when I used to wage.

[Anonymous No.55109542]

>>55109533
Waxed wooden floors?

[Anonymous No.55109667]

>>55109305
The kids go on SSI as well. Learn to welfare poor fag.

https://www.ssa.gov/ssi/

>>55109324
How is that adultery? You just don't have a marriage license. Show me in the bible where the state decides who is married.

[Anonymous No.55109697]

>>55109667
You’re right, if they did then gay marriage would be recognized which it isn’t. Is there a way to get married without the government’s interference? Because what you’re proposing seems like a submission to their will (they hate straight marriage and intact families). Elope?

[Anonymous No.55109704]

>>55109697
sea captains can marry people in international waters

[Anonymous No.55109718]

>>55109704
Fucking based.

[Anonymous No.55109912]

>>55109697
Get a load of this bible scholar. Do you have any idea how marriage actually works?

[Anonymous No.55109981]

>>55109912
It should be between a man and a woman and it should be an agreement that they live together, love together, and fulfill certain roles. Of course, reality and perverse governments never make that kind of thing easy. The man and woman themselves can also fuck it up by selfish desires, most times coming from the woman.

[Anonymous No.55110337]

>>55076650
I don't hate the wagie. As much as I hate prostitutes, which is none. Someone's got to make the sandwiches, coffees, and ring it up. Why not them? They already have the job anyways. So why hate someone that is actually trying to make it? Do you hate people that use AI bots to make trades for them too? Do you hate AI?

If not look into the ai trading bot called Black swan. Website: black swan . biz

[Anonymous No.55110452]

>>55109667
SSDI is not SSI. You are a fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.55110469]

>>55076650
then you learned the one on the ground is just hungover

[Anonymous No.55110473]

>>55080441
Enjoy paying self employment tax

[Anonymous No.55110602]

>>55082300
better than vending machine prices

[Anonymous No.55110700]

>>55110602
Sadly true. I saw a vending machine at a university recently - $2.50 for a can drink.
A full box of 12 can drinks at the grocery store is never more than $6.00-$7.00.

[Anonymous No.55111109]

>>55107730
That doesn't sound like a very fulfilling life to me anon. I mean, I hate working, but being a parasite is way worst

[Anonymous No.55111121]

>>55102989
Fucking wagies.

[Anonymous No.55111494]

>>55107527
You are a special sort of retard psychopath

[Anonymous No.55111612]

>>55078908
>are u coming to the party anon?!
>it's mandatory!
>btw, is that an ANDROID you've got there?
Now, this is one tough gig.

[Anonymous No.55111822]

>>55109427
I used 100% of my GI BIll + 100% of the Edith Nourse STEM extension. I graduated from welding school and had my 6g smaw cert until I couldnt get hired anywhere because I dont speak spanish and I have a BS in Cybersecurity and Information Assurance. I can not get hired anywhere. People can tell there is something wrong with me. I get $950 a month from SSDI and ~$460 a month from the VA for 30% rating, I owe the VA money from failing some classes at school so they are recouping $80 a month. I have schizophrenia. I can barely survive on this money. I would like to work if it would pay more than SSDI but nobody will hire me.

[Anonymous No.55113410]

>>55100994
>be career helping boomer
>doesn't share contacts
>degrades wagie for asking
>expects not to have her head smashed in one day due to her entitlement and crappy attitude
Absolute Boomer / 10

[Anonymous No.55114395]

>>55108635
>>55108690
Lower your tone, wagie.

[Anonymous No.55114676]

>>55076650
Ever worked a shift while balls deep in relationship issues outside the job? I was definitely there in my younger days.

[Anonymous No.55115480]

>>55109324
>Wagecuck AND a christcuck

We got a twofer, boys!

[Anonymous No.55116190]

>>55110337
You got a point. Looking into this now.

[Anonymous No.55116234]

Average Wagie severance

[Anonymous No.55116267]

>>55078823
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDDUqS_oEaw

[Anonymous No.55116310]

>>55115480
Nope. Not a wagecuck

[Anonymous No.55116328]

>>55116267
Wagecuckery be damned, that was fucking awesome

[Anonymous No.55116857]

>>55082072
>>55082072
This is for CPA's
They are send on a vacation once a year so the company can hire an outside accountant to check the books

[Anonymous No.55117085]

What are some things I can do to make life hell for a wagie at my nearby gas station?

[Anonymous No.55118058]

>>55078932
receptionist does something bad to you or delays you and you gotta eat it subserviently or you lose.

[Anonymous No.55118075]

>>55109062
yes it's not a substitute/shortened version for "don't greet" but instead it's a substitute/shortened version for "we greet"

[Anonymous No.55118157]

>>55102827
It's normally 10 consecutive days

[Anonymous No.55118225]

>>55078868
what? not steal the tabasco?

[Anonymous No.55119930]

>>>>55107500
Imagine how uncomfortable it must be to take a shit while people can look at your face
I wonder if there is a manager that enters the bathroom to check up on you, maybe there are cameras in the bathroom, insanity. I'd just make eye contact with whoever is looking at me shitting

[Anonymous No.55120111]

do americans really?

[Anonymous No.55120283]

>>55111822
If you are such a mentally deranged poorfag, you shouldnt be on 4chans crypto gambling board.

[Anonymous No.55120325]

>>55081471
every single time

[Anonymous No.55120353]

>>55086260
It's been so long...

[Anonymous No.55122087]

>>55119930
>I'd just make eye contact with whoever is looking at me shitting
Better yet, small talk. Especially if it's the boss.
>Hey man, what's up? *hhng-* *plop* Ah, enjoying the weather? Scorcher today! *rrng* *plop* How're the kids doing?

[Anonymous No.55122241]

>>55078899
I don't know, being in the service industry is already hell on earth, we can laugh at their circumstance but there's no need to make their lives harder, their bosses and family already do that

[Anonymous No.55122567]

>>55100994
I’m into femdom and this response just turned me on

I really want to fuck her

[Anonymous No.55122637]

>>55108962
Around blacks, never relax

[Anonymous No.55122748]

>>55086260
Best /biz/ post of 2023.

[Anonymous No.55122884]

>>55100994
Isnt this the opposite of the business model for job finders? This is like a car salesmen not selling a car, its not a punishment for anyone except the person losing the business. Don't they want as many people as possible getting hired through them?

[Anonymous No.55122957]

>>55102827
so if everyone steals, no one will notice
God i LOVE Capitalism

[Anonymous No.55122976]

>>55076650

Hi I am waging and I am one hundred percent in 5 months I am gonna have the money to buy my dream car already.

To invest in BTC you say? HAHAHAHA ZOOM OUT and kill yourselves you all fucking jeets.

[Anonymous No.55123272]

>>55086260
blessed post

[Anonymous No.55123325]

>>55078769
>>55078932
>>55078970
Why are americans like this

[Anonymous No.55123381]

>>55122976
Which is

[Anonymous No.55123428]

>>55082490
They're literally animals to the company

[Anonymous No.55123525]

>>55108167
>>55108172
>>55108178
>>55108186
I'd rather kms

[Anonymous No.55124814]

>>55122241
Sir, you seem to be mistaken, this is 4chan circa 2023.
In this time and place, the common practice is to instantly try your hardest to shit all over literally everyone who is even 0.01% worse off than yourself, even if (ESPECIALLY if) you have just recently gained some kind of narrow edge over them, even when you yourself were in their place just moments ago.

See: Anyone who just barely managed to snag a hambeast girlfriend, now shitting all over the "virgins and losers" who simply "don't have what it takes to make it in life", when they themselves were "loser virgins" just a week prior.
See also: The bullied kid who grows up to become a bully.
Very few people here mature past the point of the high-school dog-eat-dog mentality.

[Anonymous No.55125160]

>>55108206
>>55108216
these are from r/antiwork. A subreddit notable for faking shit like this to the point they ask for verification of proof

[Anonymous No.55125281]

>>55110473
Not him but I hope you understand that in every country on earth owning a company and being self employed is more tax efficient than being an employee.

[Anonymous No.55125376]

>>55122976
>dream car
Good goy