/smg/ NVDA saves SMG

[Anonymous No.55075724]

NVDA market General.
Kneel to your new master fagnons.
NVDA to 400.

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com

>Options (trade these even if you haven't read any of these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com
https://www.finscreener.com

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
>Calendars
https://www.fxstreet.com/economic-calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com
https://tradingeconomics.com

>Links for bobos:
https://www.itshappening.com


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>>55073960

[Anonymous No.55075732]

First

[Anonymous No.55075744]

YOU PUSH IT

[Anonymous No.55075746]

Dump US paper

[Anonymous No.55075747]

[Anonymous No.55075754]

>>55075632
The obvious ones is vornado and sl green, but there’s problems in all commerical real estate even multi family housing. It’s a huge problem boiling underneath the surface and the media has everybody celebrating like the “banking crisis is ogre!!”... When in reality it’s just starting, I was having lunch with a commerical real estate broker recently since I’m in multi family housing and he was freaking out saying nobody has any clue what’s going on and how bad it is since there’s virtually zero liquidity in the commerical real estate market right now and everyone from banks to owners are shell shocked and nobody knows what to do since nobody knows how to correctly price real estate assets since interest rates doubled. I know a guy who invests in apartment syndications and he received capital calls from two different syndicator’s he’s invested in which is essentially a margin call in the syndication world.

[Anonymous No.55075755]

LET THE BANKERS HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

[Anonymous No.55075757]

>>55075732
for
BOIL
the most BASED
ticker
of
them
all

[Anonymous No.55075764]

any other bobros shorting nvda? i am all in lets fucking go

[Anonymous No.55075765]

someone wake me up when something happens...

[Anonymous No.55075768]

>>55075755

[Anonymous No.55075774]

CUP AND HANDLE FORMING ON SOXL THIS IS NOT A DRILL THE MOASS IS HERE

[Anonymous No.55075775]

nvda
>gap down
>YUGE magnet down below at 267-272
what am i missing here smug

[Anonymous No.55075783]

How does this chart make you feel spyfriends?

[Anonymous No.55075785]

>>55075764
AI doubter detected
sending the Arnies..
terminating..

[Anonymous No.55075798]

>>55075775
almost tempted to buy some puts

[Anonymous No.55075799]

>>55075775
>YUGE magnet down below at 267-272
are those put buyers or sellers? the open interest doesn't specify does it?

[Anonymous No.55075804]

>>55075783
volatile

[Anonymous No.55075806]

>>55075783
Oddly enough. Bullish.

[Anonymous No.55075809]

>>55075724
keklmao

[Anonymous No.55075811]

>>55075783
i think what we're looking at is a 1999 to 2009 for the future. am i wrong?

[Anonymous No.55075813]

>>55075754
I cant wait to see a bunch of comfy cyberpunk noodle stalls opened in disused commercial space.

[Anonymous No.55075844]

Dave Ramsey says it's time to get out of your NEET nest, get a job at McDonald's, and buy that first house cash. Start paying rent to your parents NEETs

[Anonymous No.55075853]

>>55075809
It’s going to be hilarious when another huang rugs the market like Wild Bill huang pumped and dumped paramount

[Anonymous No.55075857]

>>55075799

it doesn't matter, every buyer has a seller
i am talking about the stock, the underlying instrument

[Anonymous No.55075864]

>>55075844
Here is me SPRINTING to pay off my debt.

[Anonymous No.55075868]

>>55075853
Why does this gook always look so smug?

[Anonymous No.55075875]

Just stop fighting the momentum and let your position get flushed. You'll feel better once it happens.

[Anonymous No.55075880]

>>55075868
You would too if you conned a bunch of banks to giving your family office billions on margin :)

[Anonymous No.55075896]

THIS crash is weak and disgusting. get it out of my face bobos' call me when a real cash happens..!!!

PUSSY!

[Anonymous No.55075901]

If NVDA doesn't shit the bed I will be poor

[Anonymous No.55075903]

>>55075857
>the underlying instrument
im looking at the options and there is roughly equal open interest at 250-270 as there is at 310-330.

[Anonymous No.55075904]

>>55075864
Get a second job while you're at it. Social security is running low and we need the tax revenue. You're not one of those lazy millennials are you?

[Anonymous No.55075906]

>>55075853
>reads a few articles about this guy
WHAT A CHAD. WHAT A GOD. WHAT AN INSPIRATION

[Anonymous No.55075910]

>>55075901
yolo

[Anonymous No.55075911]

when do we get a -700 DJA day

[Anonymous No.55075919]

>>55075868
literally impossible to not be smug in his position

[Anonymous No.55075920]

>>55075896
all eyes on N.V.D.A

[Anonymous No.55075927]

>>55075901
>MFW I made that way back during the obabo administration

[Anonymous No.55075936]

>>55075901
i won't be poor, but i will lose a lot of money if it pumps.

[Anonymous No.55075962]

>>55075906
He was living large and flew too close to the sun

[Anonymous No.55075969]

>>55075901
This is why NVDA is going to moon again this week, too many anons ITT shorted it.

[Anonymous No.55075977]

>>55075844
How about no? If housing prices decline 20%ish from here I can buy one in cash without working again. But my mom is a great cook soooo

[Anonymous No.55075989]

>>55075853
>Wild Bill

[Anonymous No.55075993]

>>55075785
I can be pro AI and short NVDA
The internet LoliRapture is massive. Content before was limited to those talented cunniseurs who could write and draw, or russian mobsters, hohol whoremongers, or Thailand travelers, Cuba cruisers, or Amazon adventurers. Now you're just rate limited by guys with a dictionary.
I wouldn't be surprised if google gets swallowed up by federal enforcers to try to combat the content. One can only imagine the power of an AI trained on the FBI cp database

We're at the nascent stage right now. The AI wars have only just begun. The field of ideation is about to enter a precambrian explosion. These phantoms who dare not speak for they know they are fools will be spurned to act, lest a fool with a processor spam their idiocy across the zeitgeist. The meek shall inherit the earth.

[Anonymous No.55075999]

>>55075977
Rocket Mortgage is now offering 1% down mortgages if you (((qualify))) by only making 70% of the median salary in your area

[Anonymous No.55076009]

>>55075969
Stocktwits is bullish so it evens out

[Anonymous No.55076016]

>>55075999
do they refi?

[Anonymous No.55076017]

>>55075969
That's not true.. BOBO's aint NEVER EVER GONNA WIN!!!

MUMUS BUY LOAD UP THE CALLS! WE GOING TO MOON GENERATED BY AI!!!

[Anonymous No.55076018]

>>55075977
I wasn't asking... Social security is at stake.

[Anonymous No.55076020]

>>55076009
>stocktwits is bullish on something that’s already up 100%
It’s over for NVDA

[Anonymous No.55076025]

>>55075969
nah most normalfags are extremely bullish on ai and nvidia

[Anonymous No.55076032]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SOUR HOUR

[Anonymous No.55076033]

Why the actual fuck is gme showing relative strength.
Is the market wrong?
Are the baggies wrong?
Am I schizophrenic?

[Anonymous No.55076039]

>>55076016
Yeah but if you need a refinance why would a 1% down payment matter to you?

[Anonymous No.55076044]

>>55076025
oh really?

[Anonymous No.55076045]

>>55076032
Hopefully

[Anonymous No.55076046]

>>55075901
>miss EPS estimates
>miss margin estimates
>miss forecast earnings estimates
>miss growth estimates
>miss revenue estimates
Oh no!!
>"We are excited about the future potential of AI"
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY!!!! SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!!!!1111ONE

[Anonymous No.55076054]

>>55076039
cash out to 1% equity
Use cash for another property

[Anonymous No.55076070]

man have i
been doing
some SLURPING today
added fresh slurp
to muh
ABBV
ALL
BOIL
CQP
CTRA
DE
ET
FANG
GIS
HOOD
LDOS
NAT
PBR
PXD
RCYEY
TELL
TSN
VOO
VZ
&
XOM
what a kick ass fuckin SLURPY dang day
!!!

[Anonymous No.55076079]

convince me how soxl or soxs or nvda is not gambling atm

[Anonymous No.55076080]

>>55076044

[Anonymous No.55076088]

>>55076054
Good. Have one home? Buy a second. Have two homes? Buy a third!

[Anonymous No.55076092]

>>55076033
You're reading the charts wrong. If you consult Buffeticus' manual, the fact that Mars is in retrograde inverses the meaning of the usual pattern
You should reread TA 101

[Anonymous No.55076093]

>>55076054
It’s for new purchases. I don’t think any bank would be dumb enough to give anyone a 99% LTV cash out refi. It’s some program they’re running to where they’re giving you 2% combined with your 1% to give you as a start out almost the same rate as a FHA loan.

[Anonymous No.55076102]

>>55075875
what momentum, robert?

[Quasar !!7McZD6mb6Mp No.55076105]

>>55076079
Gambling implies risk. There's no risk here.

[Anonymous No.55076119]

Apparently in the negotiations some of the things Democrats are demanding is that Republicans recognize that trans rights are human rights, that black lives do in fact matter, and they want all of the Republicans to march down Pennsylvania Ave. shouting "SLAVA UKRAINI!" I think this is going to be a while...

[Anonymous No.55076121]

>>55075875
The drop from yesterday's close that's about to continue once sour hour gets going.

[Anonymous No.55076125]

>>55076079
Because we know that AI is a growing bubble that's not ready to pop yet.

[Anonymous No.55076131]

>>55076093
so its a negative 1%
Holy shit

[Anonymous No.55076137]

>>55076121
>>55076102

[Anonymous No.55076141]

>>55076105
>no risk here
>with that
i don't have much options experience, but even i can tell that you are sol if it breaks away to the upside

[Anonymous No.55076148]

>>55076093
Holy shit lmao.

[Anonymous No.55076153]

>>55076105
godspeed you schitzo
o7

[Anonymous No.55076156]

>>55076092
Ah yes this makes perfect sense. I will throw 3 paychecks on it.

[Anonymous No.55076167]

>>55076105
Goddamnit this really makes me want to buy calls.

[Anonymous No.55076172]

>find out my auto insurance was cancelled in January
>their underwriting wont issue a new policy
What the fuck I am trying to throw money at these retards. The economy is going to zero

[Anonymous No.55076174]

>>55076121
the thing about it is the volume. there isn't any. on either side. which means most of the market is waiting to see what happens before joining for the moment. so both sides should be nervous.

[Quasar !!7McZD6mb6Mp No.55076179]

>>55076141
Why would it do something like that? It's going to drop like 40% tonight.

[Anonymous No.55076181]

I'm doing some degen shit with undefined risk spreads right now

[Anonymous No.55076196]

the ol' poot gamma hedge pump on NVDA. Can someone explain this to me. Why doesn't the MM hedge print your position immediately?
>buy a poot, short deltas
>MM is long deltas
>they sell shares of the underlying to get neutral
>market should go down, but it goes the opposite way all the time
why is this the case? shouldn't the inital delta neutral hedge print your option position a bit? The only thing I can think of is they are able to do that initial hedge "off chain" through a dark pool or something like that. what do you guys think?

[Anonymous No.55076199]

baggie posted his NVDA puts and it immediately scamwicked. Lel.

[Anonymous No.55076202]

>>55076131
>>55076148
Yeah it’s fucked, it’s good more people can get homes but we all know what happens when you “don’t have any real skin in the game” on a home loan.

[Anonymous No.55076204]

SELL
E
L
L
(Verification not required)

[Anonymous No.55076206]

>>55076172
Insurance companies are going to be the final bagholder and first domino on a lot of things.

[Anonymous No.55076211]

>>55076204
always invert the anime pedophiles

[Anonymous No.55076215]

>>55076179
yes, there's a good chance that it will get to that magnet at 267-272 like ihad said earlier. but there's also a good chance that it will fill the gap, crab for a few days to induce max pain for you, and THEN drop

[Anonymous No.55076216]

>>55076199
Checked and that's why you always inverse Baggie

[Anonymous No.55076218]

>>55076174
I'm pretty excited as a Vanguard Chad.

[Anonymous No.55076221]

>>55076199
There are crawlers here you fucking retards stop being loosie goosey with your positions.

[Anonymous No.55076227]

>>55076221
I know thats why its so funny.

[Anonymous No.55076228]

>>55076206
not really, they're really good at fucking over full coverage buyers, plus they're subsidized by state mandated liability insurance and as well as banks that require full coverage for financing

[Anonymous No.55076234]

>80% JEPI in anticipation of ongoing, painful crabbing
>currently 20% cash
>DCA $500-$1000 into TQQQ every day until politicians reach a debt deal to profit short-term from the panic and rebound
Tell me why I'm fucking dumb, /smg/

[Anonymous No.55076237]

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.55076244]

WE'RE TURNING GREEN, GET GORED BOBO

[Anonymous No.55076245]

bear trap

[Anonymous No.55076251]

WHOA BLACK BETTY

[Anonymous No.55076254]

BOBO??

[Anonymous No.55076255]

fucking fake and gay. still bearish.

[Anonymous No.55076258]

AAAAAAAH WHY ARE WE PUMPING!? I JUST WENT ALL IN BOBO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.55076265]

>>55076105
25% otm bet.

I'm dubious if it even gets to max pain.

I think its gonna go to 298 and ride right back up to 300 and sit.

[Anonymous No.55076266]

What's a good international ETF?

[Anonymous No.55076268]

Short cover rally. People are nervous over NVDA since markets will rally or dump. It’s smart to take some chips off the table and cover

[Anonymous No.55076273]

Nice bobo trap. u ded!

[Anonymous No.55076278]

>>55076258
Because NVDA earnings + Joe Biden will be where he needs to be to sign a debt ceiling deal as confirmed by the press negro

[Anonymous No.55076280]

Shoutout to the anon who posted the closing pattern of SPY 410 or 412. Looks like we are closing at 412 today. It's that easy in a crab market.

[Anonymous No.55076288]

>>55076266
Depends what you want out of international. A bet on Euros is not a bet on Chinamen is not a bet on Aussies or Indonesians or Nipponese.

[Anonymous No.55076291]

>>55076258
You had 4 days to fade the rip you dipshit.

[Anonymous No.55076294]

>>55076221
>There are crawlers here you fucking retards stop being loosie goosey with your positions.
>implying anyone with a brain would come to a community of 200 barely functioning autistic NEETs to fish for position plays

[Quasar !!7McZD6mb6Mp No.55076296]

>>55076265
I just used my bullet time to sell before it went up.

[Anonymous No.55076297]

My company just laid off 15% of its employees today and I'm still employed despite spending 80% of my time here

[Anonymous No.55076300]

>>55076196
There's prolly some built in mechanism to keep HFT traders from performing arbitrage. You see it as how you described

[Anonymous No.55076301]

I missed my chance to slurp

[Anonymous No.55076307]

>>55076301
whenever you see boboposters, its time to buy.

[Anonymous No.55076308]

>>55076297
Publicly traded?

[Anonymous No.55076313]

went to jack off and then it poomped. im back now so it's gonna go back down again. sorry mumus

[Anonymous No.55076316]

>>55076307
Oh I guess I should turn off my bobo filters then

[Anonymous No.55076321]

Stop slurping this instant

[Anonymous No.55076322]

>>55076313
its too late god is going to punish you for cumming by sending SOXL to 30 dollars EOW
>>55076316
They're an important buy indicator

[Anonymous No.55076324]

>>55076105
>thinking that's going to tank
where did you such an idea?

[Anonymous No.55076329]

>>55076266
bet big like a real man
EURL, EZJ, KORU, BRZU, INDL, EDC, YINN

[Anonymous No.55076332]

>>55076308
nah, parent company is though

[Anonymous No.55076338]

>>55076329
>>55076329
what are all thos illiquid pieces of trash

[Anonymous No.55076346]

>>55076338
obviously more than you can handle li'l guy

[Anonymous No.55076348]

>>55076300
my other theory is that wiht payment for order flow, there is just another guy with more money than me saying "oh this guy bought puts, im gonna buy calls, or sell those puts" some george soros type just taking the opposite trade as me with 100x the money which would move the market against me potentially. That's just a theory.

[Anonymous No.55076353]

Thanks bobos for your liquidations, it's very nice of you

[Anonymous No.55076354]

>>55076329

[Anonymous No.55076364]

>>55076206
yup and everyone will act surprised but wont be..

>All cause mortality

Its already started- they cant fudge the numbers fast enough. The economy will crash under this.

>>55076234
Your antiquated thinking has blinded you, many such cases- SAD!

[Anonymous No.55076366]

holy fukc i hate this clown market so much it is unreal

[Anonymous No.55076367]

>>55076221
Remember when the bots picked up MEDS because we kept telling everyone to take their meds?

[Anonymous No.55076375]

man I sold NVDA puts for $300 and took 40% profit already, why even bother holding for the uncertainty. This late day pump was foreseen already. What's the play at this point? Just sit on the sidelines and laugh at bobo?

[Anonymous No.55076378]

>>55076234
The market crashes after the ceiling is raised

[Anonymous No.55076380]

>didnt sell soxs
>didnt slurp
Fuck this shit!

[Anonymous No.55076382]

Only 30mins until green close fellow mumuniggers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfUFyY6M

[Anonymous No.55076383]

Unironically WTFWT?

[Anonymous No.55076385]

>>55076353
da fuq did earnings report leak?

[Anonymous No.55076387]

>>55076353
The power of AI

[Anonymous No.55076389]

>>55076070
it just hit me
that i should have included
having sold my previous batch of BOIL
before doing
the fresh
slurp
BOIL
>BOIL
BOIL
is all a man really needs

[Anonymous No.55076393]

Just LOOK at that explosive green candle on NVDA

[Anonymous No.55076394]

>MOC 3 trillion buy

[Anonymous No.55076399]

nice mumu trap. will close at the lows after the 0dte spergs are forced to take the max pain pill

[Anonymous No.55076401]

Quick someone bomb the pentagon again....in ai minecraft

[Anonymous No.55076403]

>>55076394
Yellen's taking the last of her cash and making one last, hail Mary play.

[Anonymous No.55076404]

YOU PUSH IT

[Anonymous No.55076408]

I scoff at T bagholders but just bought VZ

[Anonymous No.55076410]

>>55076389
well, that and KOLD

[Anonymous No.55076422]

>don't buy calls anon
>it's gonna keep going down
kek just sold the calls, not opening any more positions today.

[Anonymous No.55076426]

>>55076367
It picked up $F too when CLFtranny lost like half a mil on calls.

[Anonymous No.55076430]

>>55076408
Set it alongside TLT and realize you are essentially buying a bond.

[Anonymous No.55076432]

>>55076426
Even if that's not true it's a 10/10 joke.

[Anonymous No.55076435]

Netflix and Meta come in for a sweep I guess.

[Anonymous No.55076437]

>>55076297
Neet lives matter

[Anonymous No.55076439]

>>55076070
FUCK
just noticed i forgot
ARCHER
DANIELS
MIDLAND
i slurped more of it too

[Anonymous No.55076442]

Ohh, Mumus got a rocket
Ohh, Bobos going on it
Ohh, you're never coming back


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aswi_bGeM3M

[Anonymous No.55076443]

This pop is a false pop. Short it.

[Anonymous No.55076445]

Algos and market makers just loaded up on puts and gave themselves a fake and gay pump to get a better price

[Anonymous No.55076458]

JUST A HEALTHY PULLBACK

https://youtu.be/9EcjWd-O4jI

[Anonymous No.55076459]

Talks are productive. Bullish. Even if its a default. Bullish default.

[Anonymous No.55076462]

thread theme/ nvda earnings theme

>https://youtu.be/etOq30rF0gE

[Anonymous No.55076463]

>>55076321
shant

[Anonymous No.55076468]

I'm trying a call credit spread. The long call is as wide as possible because my broker wont let me sell naked. Thanks to the anon that advised that this morning.

[Anonymous No.55076477]

>>55076439
Crops are getting rekt by el nino. ADM and DE are in for some lean times.

[Quasar !!7McZD6mb6Mp No.55076482]

>>55076463
You're going to shant your pants when you see nvda tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.55076491]

AAAH I JUST BOUGHT, WHY ARE WE DUMPING? I WENT ALL IN MUMU AAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.55076503]

>>55076462
that was a good song, i placed an order to that song

[Anonymous No.55076505]

This is astoundingly Jewish.

[Anonymous No.55076508]

>>55076491
Never go all in

[Anonymous No.55076514]

THE BONESAW MARKET IS NOT OVER

IT WILL NEVER BE OVER

YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE IT

[Anonymous No.55076513]

>>55076505

[Anonymous No.55076518]

>>55076288
I already have enough USA exposure and don't care too much about China being in the ETF.

[Anonymous No.55076521]

HIGHER. FOR. LONGER.

[Anonymous No.55076524]

>>55076514
actual kek, good crab meme

[Anonymous No.55076528]

Drv pumped hard and I didnt buy enough and shorted banks instead

[Anonymous No.55076535]

>>55076430
I suppose it's like a utility stock

[Anonymous No.55076537]

>>55076477
sounds like
times to slurp
no point in buying
when everything
is looking
great

[Anonymous No.55076539]

I bought the top of soxl

[Anonymous No.55076551]

WARNING WARNING ANOTHER CUP AND HANDLE IS FORMING ON SOXL

[Anonymous No.55076560]

>NVDA POWER HOUR
10 MORE MINUTES UNTIL NVDA SAVES THE USA

[Anonymous No.55076562]

>>55075724
>NVDA to 400.
No, more like to 180

[Anonymous No.55076563]

>>55076551
that might be the shittiest image ever posted on smg

[Anonymous No.55076564]

>>55076459
>Bullish default.
We may be witnessing the greatest default, perhaps, ever.

[Anonymous No.55076565]

LOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.55076572]

>>55076535
Yeah, although they're (slightly) reliant on stable Obamaphone subsidies while XLU types have some extra volatility from green energy subsidies (or their cancellation).

[Anonymous No.55076574]

>>55076551

[Anonymous No.55076581]

>Selling intensifies

[Anonymous No.55076589]

>>55076551
kek

[Anonymous No.55076590]

Anyone here buy heaps of LEAPs?
I have leaps on PLTR, SPCE, RUM, and DWAC.
I like tech and space, and I think election season will cause RUM and DWAC to pump.

[Anonymous No.55076595]

YOU
GOT
TO
KNOW WHEN TO HOLD EM
KNOW WHEN TO FOLD EM
KNOW WHEN TO WALK AWAY
KNOW WHEN TO RUN
YOU
NEVER
COUNT YOUR MONEY
WHEN YOU'RE SITTIN @
THA
TABLE
THERE'LL BE TIME ENOUGH FOR COUNTIN'
WHEN
THA
DEALIN'S
DONE

[Anonymous No.55076598]

totally normal price action

[Anonymous No.55076599]

Yes uh is this the NVDA moon mission watch party?

[Anonymous No.55076609]

>>55076537
True. Just remember to have the right info sources to distinguish between buying the dip and catching a falling knife.

[Anonymous No.55076610]

>>55076598
Cool it with the antisemitism

[Anonymous No.55076626]

THIS IS IT

[Anonymous No.55076630]

Bobos are getting annihilated, just like I predicted. And soon, NVDA will show us the way to a brighter future. Lum has become the beacon of bulls

[Anonymous No.55076631]

the IV's on NVDA options are so fucking outrageous. I have a hard time believing they are underpricing these options. both sides

[Anonymous No.55076634]

>BBBY 0.08 -27.09%
kek baggies

[Anonymous No.55076637]

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

[Anonymous No.55076639]

The fuck did you guys do?

[Anonymous No.55076641]

>>55076630
check again

[Anonymous No.55076643]

Final five, show us what you got!

[Anonymous No.55076648]

>NVDA
Oh shit nigger what are you doing

[Anonymous No.55076651]

>>55075744
forced meme by reddit

[Anonymous No.55076653]

>>55076641
Just look at this beautiful face and I dare you to tell her that the bull market is over. You can't do it, can't you?

[Anonymous No.55076654]

>>55076639

[Anonymous No.55076657]

>>55076631
sell a straddle then

[Anonymous No.55076658]

nice NVDA gets slurped before earnings.
gives me even more hope for a massive dump

[Anonymous No.55076662]

>>55076634
>BBBYQ
>+8.25
cope

[Anonymous No.55076664]

Get your bingo cards ready

[Anonymous No.55076667]

>>55076609
oh i'm just adding a little bit to already established positions. muh ADM is green and my DE is only minus 0.77 in the red. i just like holding some of both companies regardless because i find them both fascinating, especially DE who is essentially the legit ag version of what TSLA claims to be. there will be fully robotic AI farms within a few decades, with harvest bots and all. i encourage my son to nearly all in on any substantial VOO and DE dips as a simple zen portfolio.

[Anonymous No.55076669]

im gonna go all in on nvda, calls or puts?

[Anonymous No.55076674]

>>55076648
I believe the term is "squeezing the hedgies"

[Anonymous No.55076675]

this sucks
the bobo opression must end
https://youtu.be/bb1SrngIufQ

[Anonymous No.55076677]

>>55076669
puts

[Anonymous No.55076678]

>>55076664
Lol
>>55076669
Yes

[Anonymous No.55076679]

>>55076662
post your cost basis baggie

[Anonymous No.55076682]

>>55076669
50% calls, 50% puts. It's foolproof. You can't lose.

[Anonymous No.55076686]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.55076690]

>>55076679
0.138 @ 10k

[Anonymous No.55076692]

>>55076657
I can't since I'm not approved for level 3 and I don't own the shares. I have my play on

[Anonymous No.55076697]

>>55076686
shit

[Anonymous No.55076702]

>>55076686
>+1.13%
Finally a day I can live with.

[Anonymous No.55076703]

>>55076667
Not really DE is getting fucked in a lawsuit since they never release manuals on how to fix their machines and had a monopoly on fixing them and got sued over it. Most farmers won’t be using robot equipment, but big corporate far,s will try it until it kills or maims someone

[Anonymous No.55076705]

Lol NVDA, insiders bought last second.

[Anonymous No.55076706]

>>55076686
I got out of the stock market months ago. I'm just here to shitpost.

[Anonymous No.55076707]

This pump, is it because of NVDA? A hope itll pump the market? Lol funny how it feels a few stocks are controlling the sway of the whole market

[Anonymous No.55076710]

buy shit now or wait until potential debt ceiling crash hehe~

[Anonymous No.55076713]

>>55076682
>You can't lose and you can't wiiiiiiiiiiinnnn

[Anonymous No.55076718]

>>55076662
The stock is literally delisted, it's about as good as an investment as diesel made out of garbage. When will BBBY baggies finally accept defeat? Does Ryan Cohen have to come directly to your door and personal fuck your anus without lube? Or will that be bullish to you as well?

[Anonymous No.55076719]

>>55076707
What pump

[Anonymous No.55076722]

come on down NVDA lets go

[Anonymous No.55076726]

>>55076686
Great, sold my Oats from a small but still significant gain and moved to Lumber which didn't really move.

[Anonymous No.55076727]

Im somber. I was a week early and blew my load. Payday next week and I'll be reloadin.
Probably gonna sell some crab cakes later.

[Anonymous No.55076734]

>>55076686
-0.6%

[Quasar !!7McZD6mb6Mp No.55076741]

Alright the markets closed. Where's that crypto miner and gaming PC manufacturer's reports?

[Anonymous No.55076744]

>>55076718
I made pretty good money today

[Anonymous No.55076745]

>disney cut the shill budget to /tv/ a year ago
>disney stock dumped since

what are some other unironic signs on 4channel boards some equity is going to dump?

[Anonymous No.55076746]

>>55076686
Up $00.03

[Anonymous No.55076753]

>>55076266
I use VWRP

[Anonymous No.55076756]

NVDA BEAT ON EARNINGS> GOOD GUIDANCE!!! RIP BOBO'S!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.55076762]

>>55076718
let em learn they're too far gone.

[Anonymous No.55076763]

>>55076686
>-0.61%

[Anonymous No.55076765]

What did you anons bet on NVDA?

[Anonymous No.55076766]

>>55076753
volume weighted retard price?

[Anonymous No.55076769]

>>55076765
I have a 3060ti and 3080ti does that count?

[Anonymous No.55076774]

>>55076686
-1.74%, but I did make a little money selling some covered calls.

[Anonymous No.55076778]

>SNOW
FUCK ME SIDEWAYS MY CALLS.

[Anonymous No.55076781]

> NVDA

Huh b-b-bobr-r-os?

[Anonymous No.55076780]

>>55076756
>Snow

[Anonymous No.55076782]

>>55076459
>bullish default
Yes.

[Anonymous No.55076783]

>>55076756
sell the news

[Anonymous No.55076784]

>>55076763
What are you holding, Jebposter?

[Anonymous No.55076788]

>>55076769
Not really. I have an RTX A2000 12 GB now that I think about it.

[Anonymous No.55076794]

>>55076221
This place has gone downhill though. The time to have made easy money was 2020 and up to maybe mid 2021. At least we had anons coming in with good buys. Now its just
>SOXL!!!
>bobo deserve to lose! (Seems lile a coping mechanism)
Ugh just give me a winning play and stop shilling your SPY $480 bags or your SOXL $75 bags

[Anonymous No.55076796]

>>55076778
Oof
Straight off a cliff

[Anonymous No.55076797]

AAAAAAH I GOT SPLUNKED

[Anonymous No.55076800]

>>55076703
nah, all that shit is just a little speed bump, the bots are coming and nothing will stop it. all of the migrant farm hands will be obsoleted. most farmers will be obsoleted and it will be fully corporately consolidated. not that i think that's great, but it's what's happooning regardless of anything and everything.

[Anonymous No.55076801]

>>55076788
>bought 4090
>only play warzone 2 on it

[Anonymous No.55076802]

i don't trust the jews one fucking bit

[Anonymous No.55076803]

IT BEGINS

[Anonymous No.55076806]

JENSEN

[Anonymous No.55076807]

>>55076234
Makes sense to me

>>55076378
Why is this?

[Anonymous No.55076809]

>>55076794
I made good money on SIGA thanks to /smg/

[Anonymous No.55076811]

>>55076778

[Anonymous No.55076812]

>>55076765
Cuz /smg/ is never wrong so i shorted

[Anonymous No.55076814]

i bought 4k worth of NDVS at open today, lets hope for total capitulation

[Anonymous No.55076815]

>>55076766
Vanguard FTSE All World

[Anonymous No.55076816]

NVDA beat earnings!!!! YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.55076822]

>>55076794
NVDA *will* collapse from here. Short in a couple days though, after the "haha bears are fukt" bounce.

[Anonymous No.55076823]

>>55076746
based
I made a full dollar profit today. It was a decent day considering all the blood being spilled

[Anonymous No.55076825]

> NVDA


KEK BAGGIIIIIIIIEEEEEES

[Anonymous No.55076829]

>>55076803
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1684576948275369.webm

[Quasar !!7McZD6mb6Mp No.55076830]

>>55076816
Lol, win some lose some amirite?

[Anonymous No.55076835]

>>55076801
>MFW I play MSFS with mine

[Anonymous No.55076837]

>>55076801
I have a dual 3070 trading rig

[Anonymous No.55076840]

>>55076815
just joking. VWAP indicator volume weighted average price

[Anonymous No.55076847]

kek baggies kek

[Anonymous No.55076848]

>>55076756
>>55076816
>>55076825
>>55076816
these faggots be coping hard already

[Anonymous No.55076849]

>>55076840

[Anonymous No.55076854]

>>55075901
Oh no, I switched to calls buddy, but I also hope you don't get heemed. Maybe we both win somehow good luck

[Anonymous No.55076859]

>It's going to be 90 degrees next week
>I can't install my window AC myself
I need one of you anons to come over and help me. It's a life or death situation

[Anonymous No.55076863]

little questions about ETFs, what are dividends?
i think they like a little extra amount of stock that gets handed out to investors after a while. is that correct or am i retarded? i'm still googling as i speak

[Anonymous No.55076865]

>>55076854
Scamwick up, Scamwick down, puts/calls liquidated and back to crab

[Anonymous No.55076869]

SNOW is crashing because it's the summer. nobody needs SNOW in the summer.

NVDA bottomed. It's going to rally to 400. CHECK EM

[Anonymous No.55076871]

>>55076859
>>55076859
use leverage

[Anonymous No.55076870]

>>55076859
>I can't install my window AC myself
Pathetic.

[Anonymous No.55076873]

Build one

[Anonymous No.55076877]

>>55076863
ETF dividends are the same as stock dividends

[Anonymous No.55076880]

>>55076859
lose weight and you won't need AC

[Anonymous No.55076886]

>>55076869
SNOW is melting in the summer heat

[Anonymous No.55076887]

>>55076877
thanks, but i'm not sure what dividends are in general

[Anonymous No.55076890]

>>55076880
>imagine being low T with no muscle mass

[Anonymous No.55076893]

>Called snow
>I assume it's Vail Resorts or some bullshit
>Cloud horse shit
wow what retards

[Anonymous No.55076897]

NVDA

[Anonymous No.55076896]

>>55076863
Holy shit how new are you?

[Anonymous No.55076900]

if the Diamondbacks close out this game right it's a green day tomorrow

[Anonymous No.55076902]

>>55076859
Haha, tfw in Europe and there ain't no AC here, and if I were to actually buy it it is ridiculously expensive since electricity is really damn expensive in the evening (i.e., when it's the hottest). It's like these kikes orchestrated this to make me suffer

[Anonymous No.55076904]

>>55076887
When a company has no idea wtf to do with their money they give it to the people holding stock in their company. This usually is the case for big corporations who are no longer growing and therefore not earning great returns on equity anymore

[Anonymous No.55076905]

>>55076887
There are no dividends in smg or any other thread.

[Anonymous No.55076906]

>>55076859
I'll be in michigan in October if you can wait that long.

[Quasar !!7McZD6mb6Mp No.55076912]

>>55076863
Dividends are irrelevant.

[Anonymous No.55076915]

>>55076900
did you check the chart first?

[Anonymous No.55076916]

>>55076859
I'm in South Bend fathands but im a twink

[Anonymous No.55076918]

>>55076902
You can't even get those cuck Mitsubishi heat pumps?

[Anonymous No.55076920]

>Big tech revenue growth rate is down to 2%, yet they are up 40% YTD
TICK TOCK

[Anonymous No.55076922]

>>55076920
But have you seen AI!?!?!!!

[Anonymous No.55076931]

>>55076920
It's unreal how muppets are out here actually buying overvalued tech going into a recession.

[Anonymous No.55076932]

>>55076920
>implying valuations are now or have ever been grounded in reality
You're so funny anon

[Quasar !!7McZD6mb6Mp No.55076936]

>>55076922
I'm going to pistol whip the next person who says AI.

[Anonymous No.55076939]

>>55076920
Kids don't know about Ke$ha anon.

[Anonymous No.55076943]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.55076946]

>>55076920
Priced in last year as Nasdaq dropped 40%, m8 :)

[Anonymous No.55076947]

>>55076859
Ya that's a pretty dire situation
You don't want your wife to be all sweaty when she gets her daily wedgie from a /smg/ user

[Anonymous No.55076948]

OOOOOOOO my bastards
RIP your NVDA puts bobobros

[Anonymous No.55076950]

>>55076936
Why would you want to do thait?

[Anonymous No.55076953]

>>55076943
oh shit

[Anonymous No.55076955]

NVIDIA 1Q REV. $7.19B, EST. $6.52B
NVIDIA 1Q ADJ EPS $1.09, EST. 92C

BOBO KILL YOURSELF

[Anonymous No.55076956]

Bobo bros it's undeniably over

[Anonymous No.55076964]

Imagine betting against LINE GO UP
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.55076966]

>>55076936
A...I...

[Anonymous No.55076968]

Nasdump is even green for the day now

[Anonymous No.55076969]

what the fuck is going on?

[Anonymous No.55076970]

>>55076863
>>55076887
How tf did you get here are you lost?

>>55076916
Sounds like you'll have to earn your A/C by lifting it.

[Anonymous No.55076978]

When nigvida bubble pops it’s going to be crazy

[Anonymous No.55076980]

>>55076936
hey... hi!

[Anonymous No.55076982]

>>55076939
>tfw I was already old enough to think of ke$ha as a kid when she debuted
I kind of liked her music too.

[Anonymous No.55076985]

[Anonymous No.55076986]

>>55076774
I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID ABOUT BEING DOWN 1.74%
I AM NOW GREEN THANKS TO NVDA & SOXL

[Anonymous No.55076987]

Hahahahahahahaha oh my fucking god

Bears are so dumb

LMAO

[Anonymous No.55076989]

Glad I just sold my spy puts and went long leaps on intc.

[Anonymous No.55076990]

It was nice knowing you guys

[Anonymous No.55076991]

when everyone was bearish NVDA this morning i knew they'd beat hard. always do the opposite of what bobo says

[Anonymous No.55076992]

Holy shit RIP to anybody who shorted NVDA. Jesus christ they could see that green candle from space

[Anonymous No.55076993]

>>55076966
>>55076936

[Anonymous No.55076996]

>>55076936
>>55076966

[Anonymous No.55077004]

>>55076991
Beat hard so now to ATHs immediately? Alright

[Anonymous No.55077005]

>>55076896
>>55076905
>>55076970
dont usually browse biz, was just passing by to ask a question out of curiosity as i was reading about investing, is this really that bad of a place to ask? lol

>>55076904
mmm ok it's still not entirely clear to me but i will look more into it thank you anon

[Anonymous No.55077008]

literal 100 billion dollar pump on NVDA in 10 minutes
>when rug pull

[Anonymous No.55077012]

>>55076992
Where’s the capital loss porn mmm looking for fresh content

[Anonymous No.55077013]

>China has invaded Taiwan

[Anonymous No.55077014]

I just remembered the retard on /smg/ whom I was trying to convince a few days ago that shorting NVDA right then wasn't the easy money they claimed.

[Anonymous No.55077015]

>nvda at ath
this fucking clown market man
powell NEEDS to hike by half a percent next meeting

[Anonymous No.55077021]

Lum told you to buy NVDA but you didn't listen. Shorting semis in a bull market, literally wot?

[Anonymous No.55077026]

>>55076863
divies are like a little bribe from the tribe. basically grooming you

[Anonymous No.55077030]

>>55077004

[Anonymous No.55077031]

Wtfwtf

[Anonymous No.55077032]

>>55076105
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.55077034]

I can't believe I missed out selling NVDA at $311 at already like 176 PE

[Anonymous No.55077038]

>>55077021
>bull market
This is literally a textbook dead cat bounce before a waterfall cascade vertical drop

[Anonymous No.55077039]

>>55077005
That's nice but the thing you really need to remember about ETFS dividends, assuming that's really why you are really, well, above all else isnt VWAP or any thing else, also I'm incredibly gay.

[Anonymous No.55077041]

NVDA all time high
previous ATH $346

[Anonymous No.55077042]

>>55076992
>nvidia instantly +50
what in the fuck is that
It has to go down. No fucking way that stock can just rise by 17% out of fucking nowhere. Earnings don't fucking matter that much.

[Anonymous No.55077044]

Ok, now I short NVDA

[Anonymous No.55077046]

>>55076105
all tripfags are retards lmao

[Anonymous No.55077047]

>>55077031
>beats earning expectations
>ai ai ai ai ai
You literally cannot get more bullish.

[Anonymous No.55077049]

Is....
Could this....
Might this be....
THE BIG ONE?!

[Anonymous No.55077055]

If we pump, we pump

If we dump, we dump

Why swim against the current? You are not smarter than the market because no one is.

[Anonymous No.55077059]

>>55077042
>out of nowhere
Lmfao

[Anonymous No.55077058]

>>55077030
I sold 3 $340 calls at end of day. This is a single player game isn't it. Meanwhile I was an NVDA AI shill all last year when the stock was down. Don't even care anymore

[Anonymous No.55077063]

If I bought 350 calls on NVDA for .65 cents how much are they worth now?

[Anonymous No.55077065]

>had a 6th sense and bough soxl this afternoon at $15.70

[Anonymous No.55077068]

NVDA will now break ATHs every single day for two more weeks

[Anonymous No.55077073]

I sold NVDA at 212 for 30% profits. I will never ever fucking sell again.

[Anonymous No.55077078]

TOTAL BOBO GENOCIDE

[Anonymous No.55077079]

This is so retarded. Powell will nuke these overvalued tech stocks back into the shadow realm next month.

[Anonymous No.55077081]

>>55077038
I want to believe you since I missed the October generational bottom but come on, I can't see the market dropping more than 10% from here. Tech is just too damn powerful now. Nevermind that commodities are going to crap and that industry production overall is on the decline. People are consooomin and will keep consuming all through the summer. This peak clown market will continue at least for another two months

[Anonymous No.55077082]

the easiest short in history just got even easier

[Anonymous No.55077086]

>>55077059
It's because the king of Zion (me) sold $340s.

[Anonymous No.55077088]

>>55077073
me at 311 for 46% profit. Felt it was overvalued when I bought but had FOMO. Wtf is this shit it was 176 PE when I sold already.

[Anonymous No.55077091]

AI just killed bears. It's the only answer.

[Anonymous No.55077092]

[Anonymous No.55077093]

>>55077081
>People are consooomin and will keep consuming all through the summer
check the copper price m8

[Anonymous No.55077096]

> NVDA

I got heemed so hard its insane . Mumus i kneel

[Anonymous No.55077099]

>>55075901
It's over

[Anonymous No.55077101]

>>55077078
>one fucking meme stock that everyone on Wall Street is piling into to tell their investors they’re invested in AI
>Bobo BTFO
You idiots are going to get to experience nigvidia dot com level crash when the dam breaks on that stock

[Anonymous No.55077104]

>>55077098
>>55077098
>>55077098
NEW

[Anonymous No.55077106]

Insanity.

[Anonymous No.55077112]

>>55077005
first of all stop reading these dividend investors aren't your friends.
Read this, it'll teach you more
https://mangakakalot.so/reading/investor-z/184882

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPBhGkBN30s
watch this.
come back in 5 hours

[Anonymous No.55077116]

>>55077063
Noooooo I thought I bought but somehow it didn't clear.!

[Anonymous No.55077151]

>>55077093
That's mostly because of China and decline of house production. Sure, consooom of durable goods is a bit lower but services are being utilized to max (service inflation is only going up and there is no going back until rates are raised significantly). Restaurants packed, hotels booked, flights completely full. Oh yeah, peak consoom this summer. Hell, retail is still gaining as people keep consooming more clothes and skin-care products and whatnot. This shit will continue until the ECB and FED get off their fat arses (FED will but ECB won't this year)

[Anonymous No.55077165]

bobo genocide wow

[Anonymous No.55077173]

>>55077063
Nothing until 9:30am tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.55077175]

>>55076993
>>55076996
Based.

[Anonymous No.55077325]

I accidentally bought a put on NVDA when I had another tab open listing calls too.
>Verification not required

[Anonymous No.55077446]

>>55077063
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com/calculator/long-call.html

[Anonymous No.55077518]

>>55077446
Wow, not that guy, but according to this I'm gonna be reich

[Anonymous No.55077623]

>>55077518
Yeah, assuming the move holds overnight into market open. 23% is a pretty yuge jump, even for what was expected.

[Anonymous No.55077837]

>>55077777

[Anonymous No.55078645]

>>55075724
I took profits earlier this week. This stock is now in pump & dump territory, and like always there will be lots of bagholders.
https://seekingalpha.com/article/4606714-nvidia-q1-dead-money-walking

[Anonymous No.55078897]

>>55076955
meaningless. if logic mattered apple should have taken a huge shit

[Anonymous No.55078913]

>>55077081
your entire post is peak clown