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Oil Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com

>Options (trade these even if you haven't read any of these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com
https://www.finscreener.com

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
>Calendars
https://www.fxstreet.com/economic-calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com
https://tradingeconomics.com

Prev: >>55067150

>> No.55069494

The stock market isn't real and you can't play it and win.

>> No.55069532

>shit ton of cringe newfags
>power tripping janny
this place is unironically done

>> No.55069537
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BUDDY LOOK AT VIX COMPUTER

>> No.55069548

when debt ceiling dump

>> No.55069561

>>55069537
bullish(for me(bearish)). but I always lose on VIX calls, too hard to time

>> No.55069603
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Say something nice about this man.

>> No.55069617

buy SQQQ

>> No.55069618
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https://www.taipeitimes.com/News/taiwan/archives/2023/05/23/2003800300

>> No.55069635

>>55069532
This place went to shit when rocker started to post here. I miss 2020 shitposting /smg/

>> No.55069663

I kinda hope that the USA does default this year instead of some last minute ceiling bullshit. I want to see all of the rich zoomer retards go broke overnight.

>> No.55069673

>>55069663
>some last minute ceiling bullshit
If there's any certainty at present it's that this will happen. Government can fuck around all sorts of ways but they don't default. It's too messy.

>> No.55069691

>>55069618
>https://www.taipeitimes.com/News/taiwan/archives/2023/05/23/2003800300

>sexual partners
oh good you're all safe.

>> No.55069702

>>55069618
I don’t have gay sex

>> No.55069707

We doing SIGA again for the fag parades starting up soon?

>> No.55069730

>>55069617
>buy

Short TQQQ

>> No.55069752
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>yields
Alexa, play "Bubbles Buried in this Jungle" by Death Grips. Alexa, play at maximum volume.

>> No.55069753
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BUY QQQ

>> No.55069754

Listen, mercury finna 90 degree the moon aka there will be a local low in the market.
Then it will go up slightly until pluto 180 degrees mercury and then we can finally dump until september.

>> No.55069763

vix rising

>> No.55069784

>>55069561
VIX puts after the huge spike seems easier but I know if I tried it I'd just lose money

>> No.55069796

It looks like Ufa is on the edge of the map of the Moscow area bus network. I might write myself achit girls carrying a heavy bag on Saturday and keep going when I get there.

>> No.55069802
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Really siga is back?

>> No.55069803

>>55069796
"a chit for"

>> No.55069807
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>>55069753

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What did I miss this week bros I was playing vidya

>> No.55069835
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>The Twin Princes of Bogdanoff left a coven of daughters.
>They are fragments of the twins' souls that have coalesced and taken on new forms.
>Each represents a fragment of the twins' desire to profit and corrupt.
>”Our twin fathers were only the first step. We are the ascent.”
>>55069827
Tech is still overpriced.

>> No.55069849

>>55069827
Indices crabbing but NVDA on the way to 350 or a huge dump. We'll find out tomorrow cause it all depends on how many times Jensen says AI

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>>55069807
That is offensive. Don't you want gains?

>> No.55069855

>>55069835
I don't know who keeps shilling buccal fat removal to these thots but it's gotta be some kind of humiliation ritual. It ruins their faces forever and they're making themselves look 50 years older and will look like a skull with skin stretched over it like some serial killers livingroom lamp as they age out.

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>>55069496
God I wish I owned gold

>>55069457
Would.

>>55069391
Thanks anon.
I don’t actually understand why buck breaking would cause a crisis.

Does it actually make sense to buy these for a 1/12 of that yield?

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Trading view is hilariously bad.

>> No.55069873

Fuck I closed many of my DAX shorts hours ago. should have waited. PUMP is to be expected only to dump

>> No.55069877

>>55069869
That looks bullish as fuck.

>> No.55069891

>>55069862
>I don’t actually understand why buck breaking would cause a crisis.
Investopedia has an article on it: https://www.investopedia.com/terms/b/breaking-the-buck.asp Basically you assume the cash dollars in your brokerage account are, well, cash. If your MMF goes under, some of that cash disappears. Investor panic ensues.

>Does it actually make sense to buy these for a 1/12 of that yield?
Like I said, if you have idle cash and an MMF paying 4.5%, it's extra cash. Pennies in front of a steamroller but the steamroller isn't real.

>> No.55069897

>>55069869
instantly knew it was nvda

>> No.55069905

>>55069897
No other chart could produce such bullish patterns across every single possible indicator

>> No.55069921
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>>55069707
>>55069802
Personally I think I'm more bullish on BVNRY than SIGA this time around. With vaccination (which most of these people have taken) you can still catch and spread the pox, but it might not be severe enough for rounds of TPOXX. Plus, recurring yearly revenue from boosters.

idk this year's numbers might be disappointing compared to last year, we'll see. Still waiting for things to develop. dyor

>> No.55069942

>>55069702
This is Asia in the news article anon. They don't have sex, let alone gay sex.

>> No.55069964

>>55069869
>bad
It's the best trading tool we've ever got for free

>> No.55069974

>>55069869
extremely homophobic

>> No.55069975

>>55069942
Buddy, if those 20 cases were all from non-sexual contact, I'd allocate 100% of my portfolio to BVNRY and SIGA. No hesitation. Maybe MRNA too in case they jump in with something mpox-specific.

>> No.55069983
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Just won $900 on the slots. Reminder, casinos are actually more fair than the markets. Markets are fake and gay. Take the DKNG pill. That's how bad things are now.

https://youtu.be/BF5bV6oWXJg
https://youtu.be/BF5bV6oWXJg
https://youtu.be/BF5bV6oWXJg

>> No.55070020

>>55069635
I miss when PLUG was $2

>> No.55070023

oil is mooning but i bought SU instead of something actually good

>> No.55070028

>>55070023
negro just buy HEU.to

>> No.55070035
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>>55069862
>God I wish I owned gold
There is still time bro. Gold has been exceedingly strong even with a very strong dollar. There is a reason why all the big players are stockpiling as much gold as possible ever since last and this year

>> No.55070037

EU finally cracking. After making a stupid fake pump ffs,

>> No.55070046

>>55070023
Why is oil going back up? Just because of what that one Saudi Arabian prince said? I already sold yesterday, focken rip

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OMFG I just won $2k on a spin just now...... A new update is coming this sunday. I promise.

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>>55070028
>Canadian oil
Lol
I almost got suckered into buying Meg or Surge or Razor or Vermillion

>>55070035
It’s at all time highs innit? I can’t buy at all time highs.

If shtf everyone is going to sell everything to raise cash, which means gold and oil will dip hard. I want cheapies.

>> No.55070071

>>55070051
Do you even have a new channel yet? Also why are you gambling. Is the stock market not enough for you? That shit is degenerate

>> No.55070074

>>55070046
it's not really up, it's still time for accumulation

hoping for a big rally on canadian oil once the TMX project is complete
so much tax dollars wasted on that pipeline but most of the profits are going to oil companies
eventually leaf oil doesnt have to go down south where it gets sold for a steep discount to WTI, instead it will be sold to our china overlords

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>>55070066
>If shtf
Like what? Debt ceiling is gonna get raised since it's just one big circus and FUD so the market has something to talk about. But yeah, I would wait till next since PCE numbers are coming out on Friday.
>>55070074
PCE numbers on friday right? If bad, oil could dip again

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>>55070071
>Is the stock market not enough for you?
Lol. Lmao even.

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>>55069635
This. But 2019 smg.
He’s so unfunny it’s hard to believe.

>>55069537
JPM advising clients to open Vix bull spreads. Acid Capitalist advising TLT calls. Others saying 2 year treasuries. I don’t even know.

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>>55070090
Been here since 2016 chuds

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today back to 4125 and then again and again and again....

>> No.55070105
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>>55069850
I've already got them

>> No.55070107

>>55070051
Fuckin degenerate! How dare you gamble your money on a more transparent and logical market?!

>> No.55070121

>>55069482
NKE is getting absolutely heemed. I checked online and all I could find is low demand being the reason for the pullback. Is this a buying opportunity or did I miss something?

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>>55070084
Some are saying as soon as the debt ceiling is over, treasury has to drain liquidity, could be the beginning of the crisis. I don’t quite understand.

I could see those fuckers pushing the country into sequestration or whatever and fucking over the masses. They know they can just point fingers. Blue team will blame red team and vice versa. Neither lose voters. The rich accumulate on the dip. Everybody loses except those at the top.

>> No.55070149

>>55070123
essentially, it's all bearish
nasdaq has had its fun, time for the adults to rein it in

>> No.55070166
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Yields...

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>>55070166
look at the current ones lol

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>>55070123
>>55070166
I love anime girls. No tats. I was talking to a really nice chick yesterday but of course it turns out she has at least three tats. Highly bullish right?
That 4M yield is looking saucy, real nice. I am just waiting for one final pump and will probably sell everything (except for gold which I will keep to a 50% capacity) and join the cash gang

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>>55070223
>>55070224
Get your straws ready

>> No.55070268

Embracer bros...we got too cocky

>> No.55070277
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this may be a stupid question but can you bet on female sports events, like boxing or swimming etc.? if yes, can you bet on trannies who are taking part in these competitions? if you can its an infinite money glitch.

>> No.55070289

>>55070277
yeah bets are awful because you either lose it all or win a bit. at least with trading you can get out with 90% of your initial deposit

>> No.55070290
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>>55070095
>and

>> No.55070296
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>>55069482
Just remembered about Art Bell's area 51 call. I remember it was a lot easier to find years ago. Does any other anon know about this broadcast or is just me??

>> No.55070299

>>55070277
bookies won't give you good ods and the fat tail is that the tranny fucks up, because they are a failure in the first place.

>> No.55070306

>>55070277
>Tranny gets 20:1 odds.
>You bet $100 on 5 matches.
>Tranny steamrolls first four opponents.
>You've made $20.
>Fifth opponent wins with a lucky punch.
>You are now at negative $80.

>> No.55070310

idk what to short .... any ideas bobros?

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>>55070310

>> No.55070377

damn, the dax is really taking a dump for once
the HSI as well, but that was predictable give the chink stock yesterday.
Also muh Covid lmao

>> No.55070383

Red because European luxury is red because muh Chyna data, will be green during America hours as we price in debt ceiling being raised and NVDA earnings

>> No.55070393

it is officially over for the UK

>> No.55070403

>>55070340
>Back when Blizzard still gave a crap
I'd rather watch these cinematics than play or watch modern games/movies.

>> No.55070417

>>55070277
unrelated but I know someone who was convinced they had beaten the system for betting
they would wait til like 70 mins in a soccer match and then bet "final score less than X+1 total goals"
tried to convince them it was a losing strategy in the long run but they didnt believe me (and I consider this a personal failure)

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>>55070383
>nvda earnings
>good

>> No.55070423

>>55070383
I hope the debt ceiling won't be raised, take the bandaid off and let the USA crumble like the Roman Empire did.

>> No.55070425

>>55070418
GPUs are in high demand because AI, you would have to be retarded to bet against NVDA right now

>> No.55070434

>>55070403
But the expansion is still probably the worst contentwise.

>> No.55070443

>>55070425
NVDA is the most bubble stock I have ever seen

>> No.55070445

>>55070434
Yeah, but the cinematics back in the day were great. Hell, you can just piece them together and you'll get a sort of mini-movie. Warcraft peaked with WC3

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uhhhhhhhh oil bros............are we back !?

>> No.55070469

>>55070425
>GPUs are in high demand
Earnings expectations already priced in that they are not. You don't even know your own bull case.

>> No.55070472

>>55070425
maybe in a growth environment. do you see central banks printing money and forcing expansion? no? then fuck off you dumb nigger if you don't understand economics

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>>55070465
Then why are my oil stocks down for the moment? :(

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>>55070478
i dont know

>> No.55070510
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Is this why no one is betting on gasoil?

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>>55070478
>he's bullish on oil
>he bought stocks
>instead of the underlying

>> No.55070536

>>55070478
LMAO

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>>55070518
>>55070536
Still in the blue though. Everything's gonna be alright bros

>> No.55070557

>>55070443
not an argument
>>55070469
>p-priced in
>pumps again as always
>>55070472
Explain the fucking pump we've been enjoying all year long despite rates being hiked, stop trading with midwit logic.

>> No.55070573

>>55070557
based retard trader, well learned from your boomer parents if you are not one yourself

>> No.55070599

>>55070573
actually my parents are midwits and they live miserable lives.

>> No.55070619

>>55070557
bear market rally, AI hopium, short covering,... how new are you to trading you can't see this bubble from miles away?

>> No.55070629

>>55070619
how new are you that you're fighting a bubble in the early stages?

>> No.55070638

>>55070629
its useless to argue, we will see the result after-hours anyway. don't be surprised NVDA does a -25%, it did it multiple times before.

>> No.55070661

>>55070638
Its useless to argue with a midwit I agree you're too busy overthinking your incorrect ideas to justify them.

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PLUNGE PROTECTION TEAM ASSEMBLE

>> No.55070663

Surprised we didn't get a retard strength pump on Nvda at open, might still get it. Tards probably gonna be scrambling for the exit today if it's already this bad.

>> No.55070665

>>55070661
hold tight to your bags they might get heavy

>> No.55070693

>>55070665
I bet you DRS'd your SQQQ so it couldn't be shorted more.

>> No.55070697

Oil pumping into a recession. How wonderful, this will only make the recovery the harder. The oil exporting countries don't care. As long as oil is being sold for a good price, they don't mind how the world is doing. Understandable, considering their treatment or the treatment towards neighbouring countries in the past.

>> No.55070733

>>55070425
This sentiment would have made more sense even a month ago. Now it's looking kind of stupid and copey.

>> No.55070735

Pacw having fire sales. Guessing that means they pump until they book the losses and are left with a stinky portfolio.

>> No.55070780

>>55070088
>even clussy fucks dogs

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YOU PUSH IT

>> No.55070893

>>55070793
Interesting

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uvxy calls

>> No.55070950

tiny fall for vix??

>> No.55070975

>>55069482
EU ABSOLUTE SHITCOIN ACTION

>> No.55070981

I WILL NEVER RESPECT BOLLINGER BANDS, ESPECIALLY ON DAX (closed shorts too early)

>> No.55071120

>>55070981
we really are in a lot of selling since yesterday, so whatever method you use, you should wait for confirmation.
And you should stick to 15min candles or even 30min and peek into 3min candles where there is a very clear confirmation of trend inversion.

>> No.55071171

VIX falling a bit normally

>> No.55071173

step up the boboposting, I need the market to pump

>> No.55071183

well no, just more selling lol

>> No.55071190

>>55070094
>>55070090
2013 /smg/ was the best BECAUSE IT DIDN'T EXIST

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> DAX anon closed his short the day before it dumped

Kek

>> No.55071201

>>55071120
>15min candles or even 30min and peek into 3min
Opinion discarded

>> No.55071206

>>55071198
better than the "DAXChad" anon from yesterday who in the morning said something about simply holding.

>> No.55071220

I'M SHOOOORTING

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>>55069827
Give me the microphone.
Listen up.
I'm sick and tired of all you shills runnin' your mouths.
Every single day you come out here, you make the same damn threads. "SOXL" this, "stock markets gonna fail" that.
Well guess what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna take my mouse
>(WHAT?)
I'm gonna click on the post number
>(WHAT?)
I'm gunna start typing in the reply box
>(WHAT?)
I said I'm gunna start typing in the reply box
>(WHAT?)
I'm gunna call you a tranny
>(WHAT?)
A /bear/fag
>(WHAT?)
A chink
>(WHAT?)
A pajeet
>(WHAT?)
A smooth brain
>(WHAT?)
A no good son of a bitch
>(WHAT?)
I'm gonna solve that captcha
>(WHAT?)
The one with the fire hydrants
>(WHAT?)
The one with the stoplights
>(WHAT?)
The one with the crosswalks
>(WHAT?)
The one with the cars
>(WHAT?)
The one with the busses
>(WHAT?)
The one with the STOREFRONTS
>(WHAT?)
I'm gonna click submit
>(WHAT?)
I said I'm gonna click submit
>(WHAT?)
I'm gunna endorse Powell
>(WHAT?)
Send all you baitin' sons of bitches home
>(WHAT?)
I said I'll send you back
>(WHAT?)
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE
(WHAT?)
CUZ STONE COLD SAID SO

>> No.55071265

>>55071256
Based.

>> No.55071284
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>>55071206
yes he even saw the bad pmi print but still continued to hold the bag at the top. some people are just born bagholders and exit liquidity.

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>>55069835
>>55069855
It can help if you really need it but like with anything idiots will go to extreme to look like freaks

>> No.55071293

>>55071284
It's still an embarassing performance of DAX to act like a shitcoin. I should have held 24 hours and would have made way more. I think I won't even try timing this shitmarket anymore. Just hold til DAX hits 14k and I'm out.

>> No.55071301

>>55070166
pretty soon it's just gonna be a negative 45 degree angle

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Just 7 days (actually less due to the holiday and weekends) till Govt debt ceiling is hit and it all comes tumbling down unless a deal is done. Cheap shares for the bagging as June 1 looms closer. Oh god please let them bicker right up to the edge. I want those shares cheap cheap cheap.

>> No.55071305

>>55070224
>she has at least three tats
in 2023 year of our lord as long as she isn't completely sleeved out you got lucky and should marry this innocent princess right away

>> No.55071316

>>55071284
DAX being exactly where it was a week ago 9 am german time doesn't help it looking like as if some complete autist is choosing to make it look like this.

I'll only hold positions for days or at least 4hourly. No more 1 hourly bullshit garbage

>> No.55071328

>>55070296
bask in the glory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RmLkY1387A

>> No.55071333

>>55071316
countertrend rallies are retarded thats why you don't front-run short selling. just wait until it breaks and you'll have more than enough time to make money while it flushes, instead of trading on hopium

>> No.55071374

>>55071316
best example is NVDA. you can front-run earnings because it's the most logical choice this garbage is far too overvalued, but it still can somehow pump for whatever reason.
if it drops hard after-hours you have your confirmation to make some money on the short side.

>> No.55071398

>>55071333
My problem is me being pretty certain we go down, but this bullshit debt ceiling garbage is making me nervous. Even though I'm of the opinion we will dump either way, it's still a risk, because the market is acting retarded.

>> No.55071403

>>55071374
Correct about NVDA, fundamentals don't matter cause if they did the stock price wouldn't be where it is. It could pump 25% like Micron did even if it misses estimates bigly. That fat chink in the leather jacket will just say AI every other word in a hail mary to get the shit to pump. I personally think it's gonna pump and have been slurping the dips even though it seems like the most ridiculous thing ever

>> No.55071416

>>55071398
we will go down. we will even break the October lows on all indices (EU and US) but timing and position sizing is the most important when short-selling. being too certain will fuck you hard as you have seen this whole year

>> No.55071450

>>55071416
>
Yeah, I know. As a bear you have to be cautious. It's still tiresome. I always manage to short too early, often out of frustration and disbelief and then when the dump happens take profit 1-2 hours too early and make way less. Also exactly because I wouldn't believe a dump happening as it did today with DAX. Completely ridiculous.

>> No.55071458

>>55071416
Now I don't know if I wanna reshort with worse positions. They could easily repump in a ridicilous fashion as last week.

>> No.55071465

>>55071403
it's possible that nvda pumps but personally I don't think so. price actions looks exhausted, the leather chink is cutting his own salary because they have bad GPU sales and its simply not the right environment for the most cyclical industry in tech to be the leader of this new "bull market".
we'll see

>> No.55071470

Sigh I can see it now; debt ceiling tumbling down causes KO stock to sink to covid lows of sub 40 a share. Where upon I bag like mad. (What?, hey I can dream right?) (Get's paid the 30th)

>> No.55071471

>>55071416

I wish I could go back to trading Oil as I normally do, but with this fuckin price cap I don't dare trading it.

For the time being I'm shorting EU.

>> No.55071473

I'm not saying short but at least be closer to cash than not. We're going down. Core PCE is sticky. Rates are probably going higher despite the pause and pivot hopium. Lending has tightened and will continue to do so even more. Don't be fooled by the subprime garbage still giving out 18% apr credit cards, that's a side show. The easy big money is over. And after the bank fiasco in March, count on more regulatory scrutiny making things even tighter.
Oh, and if everybody has forgotten, we are almost certainly headed for a recession. The yield curve isn't at -45 degrees for nothing. Note too that there is literally no breadth in equities right now. Look at the Russell. Look at midcaps. Look at RSP/SPY or QQQE/QQQ. Something like 8 stocks and a so-far strong labor market are holding up this entire shit market. That's it. When they fall there's nothing else. People will lose all confidence and selling will happen in earnest.
If anything we're headed for stagflation. Growth is slowing yet inflation is still running high.
And yet the market is full of complacency. VIX has had some of its lowest prints since 2021. The sheep are being lured into the trap. The put/call ratio 10 day moving average is at the support it's held since January 2022. Yet we have debt ceiling, recession, no breadth, tightening lending standards, rates higher for longer, a market built on a house of AI hype that is begging to implode at any moment. I'm literally getting January 2020 vibes from this market
I could go on and on but suffice it to say I'm not saying short here. We could still get a retard pump. But expect a big drop soon. Fcukign count on it. Be in cash or T-bills or whatever other meme money market vehicle you like. Wait for VIX to spike to 30 at the least then start dipping your toes back in

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VIX bros...

>> No.55071489

>>55071458
wait for the debt ceiling relief pump then we'll see a massive sell the news event.
why? because Yellen will flood the treasury market with bonds to refill TGA therefore a shit ton of liquidity is going out of the stock market.

>> No.55071499

>>55071489
once this debt ceiling bullshit is over we just need core inflations to go down
imagine the fucking pump when a rate cut is announced

>> No.55071505

>>55071465
The earnings estimates remain unchanged since they set them at the start if q1 and they should easily blow past them. Even if they miss it could retard pumped anyway like Micron. That's my bull thesis at anyrate. All depends on what the clowns decide in the end cause the stock is not tied to any sort of reality

>> No.55071517

>>55071499
>rate cut
I wouldn't be half-surprised if JPow and Co. raise by 50 bps in June after this shameful display of a AI hype fueled pump making a mockery of all his efforts. He is getting clowned by speculators and he knows it. He probably wishes he could reach through his screen and choke every single stonk market speculator every day when he looks at the SPX print. Imagine the seething. His time will come again

>> No.55071522

>>55071484
It's just making my UVIX bags a little lighter.

>> No.55071525

Just here to shill an imminent housing crash in the Netherlands. How can one profit from over-leveraged house owners that want to get rid of their houses?

>> No.55071530

>>55071517
Powell giggled like a schoolgirl when some thot asked him if he feels inflation when buying cheese off his $200k salary. Dude is a cuck and is owned by the bankers and Wall Street. He's doing exactly what they say

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>>55071499
>imagine the fucking pump when a rate cut is announced
rate cut only happens either if something breaks or inflation is not sticky. going from 9%+ down to 5% was the easy part, at least what history tells us from other high inflation periods.
also I'm not too sure if we see a massive pump on rate cuts because market is already pricing in a shit ton of cuts this year. see pic.

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>>55071531
>rate cut only happens either if something breaks or inflation is not sticky
inflation causes inflation is the technical explanation of the "sticky" issue

also would it be smart to hold your cash in a very short term bond etf fund?

>> No.55071543

Seethe at my investment strategy
>ROTH IRA
Max out with O and SCHD
>wife’s IRA
Max out with JEPI and SCHD
>taxable brokerage
80% VOO 20% VTI

>> No.55071556

what happened to futures

>> No.55071559

2001 Bear market rally top 22nd of May
2008 Bear market rally top 19th of May
2023 Bear market rally top 19th of May

Sell in May and go away, the next leg down has started

>> No.55071561

>>55071543
Unironically you'll do better than 99% of the people on here
Don't forget to fill out the forms while doing taxes to get back $2000 in tax credit
Literally getting paid to invest

>> No.55071563

>>55071543
>80% VOO 20% VTI
considering VTI is 85% VOO you literally should just go VTI
like if you went 80% VOO and 20% VXF it'd be a slight mid/small cap tilt

this is just a total market tilted towards large cap growth which could not be a worse idea right now

the roth ira is based though, I like VNQ so I don't have to pick

>> No.55071574

>>55071541
>also would it be smart to hold your cash in a very short term bond etf fund?
I've been in BIL lately and it has treated me well. Risk free 4-5% depending on the latest short term treasury auction

>> No.55071578

>>55071561
I’ll look into it thanks
>>55071563
Something I just love about the Schwab dividend ETF

>> No.55071582
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>>55071559
Bobo, I can only get so erect

>> No.55071583

So now that we've reached the apex of the hiking cycle what tends to do well during cutting cycles?

>> No.55071589

>day 73 of holding SQQQ

>> No.55071593

>>55071561
Not me
>100% TQQQ
Later poorfags

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>>55071578
dividend is fine but just make the taxable 100% VTI or even throw in some international

80% VTI and 20% VXUS is pretty damn good and that's coming from a 100% VT fag

>> No.55071601

I heard on the news that SPX tanked 18% in 2011 over the debt ceiling time crunch then. It's barely moved this time though, speculators are much more greedy these days I guess. Powell failed to punish them for the rampant inflation.

>> No.55071604

Day 1 of holding SQQQ (again)
I'm officially back in the market bros.
It begins.

>> No.55071619

>>55071601
>It's barely moved this time though
because everyone knows it's all political theatre

>> No.55071620

>>55071541
park your spare cash at money market fund and collect 5%, you can cash out at any time. I would use vanguard
just don't let it sit in a bank account or something because thats just retarded

>> No.55071622

>>55071601
Yeah and last time it happened they cut rates, we're going to default and keep hiking.

>> No.55071627

>>55071594
How do you get over your fear of foreign stocks? I don’t even like to buy Canadian stocks if I can help it

>> No.55071628

>>55071604
by next fed meeting SQQQ will be >$40

>> No.55071633

I've been putting money into FZROX recently, I like the 0 fees fund they have.

>> No.55071637

>>55071583
0DTE SPY calls

>> No.55071640

>>55071489
That's exactly my thoughts. When the ceiling is raised, treasuries can be sold, so money will leave equities and go into treasuries. But permabulls say otherwise

>> No.55071643

>>55071620
Ibkr is giving me like 4.6% on any cash not invested. Getting like 60$ a month to be cash gang. Obviously 60$ is ass but beats nothing

>> No.55071645

>>55071627
fundamentals and looking at history
american stocks are 50% overvalued compared to international, the chance they continue to outperform like they have is slim

but even then just go 100% VTI for now if you don't want to

>> No.55071644

Cazoo is heading for bankruptcy sometime this year, the stock right now is $1.21 but provides a potential short opportunity if the company is bankrupt then the stock goes to 0

>> No.55071649
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>Futures

>> No.55071650

>>55071499
There will be no cuts this year, maybe not even next year. Goal is 2% in a SUSTAINABLE MANNER, meaning CONSECUTIVE MONTHS.

>> No.55071653

>>55071645
Thanks you’ve given me some things to think about

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>>55071653
go to the boglehead forums

>> No.55071661

not liking this dump before NVDA earnings. feels like a bear trap. id rather it pumped into earnings.

>> No.55071663
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i am
starting to
think some
wild
fuckin
shit
what if
the markets
do not
wind
up
CRASHING
and only go down
a little
like maybe
12
%
at the most
?

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>>55071627
>yfw the poo market has outperformed the Shid&Piss since 2012

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>>55071672
holding VT is the comfiest fucking thing

>> No.55071704

>>55071649
this but unironically

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>>55069482
For a moment I thought we would never see the light again

>> No.55071710

>>55071645
>>55071653

long term I think the US will continue to outperform other developed markets, simply because US demographics aren't totally fucked

>> No.55071719

I’m thinking about opening a position in RTX for my Roth. Dividend growth looks solid and there really isn’t another company in the US who can do what they do. Lockmart is hyperfocused on jets. Plus I want another quarterly dividend payer that alternates with SCHD

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Do i buy 0dte calls at open to hedge

>> No.55071744

>>55071737
No never buy options of any length

>> No.55071746

>>55069482
Europe is slowing down both in business activity and inflation. Hopefully this helps keeping interest rates down

>> No.55071757

fake pump

>> No.55071759
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>fomc minutes at market close
easy crab day followed by pent-up volatility

>> No.55071761
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Buy the dip. $25 soon.

>> No.55071770

>>55071746
no

>> No.55071771

>>55071710
>US demographics aren't totally fucked
Bro..

>> No.55071775

>>55071746
>Slowing down in inflation
>UK just hit record core inflation at 30 year high of 6.8%
What?

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>>55071757

>> No.55071782

>>55071771
Dw anon, Mexicans will pick up where whites left off

>> No.55071795

>>55071782
>US will become a militant cartel ran third world hellhole
But atleast the age pyramid looks good

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Anybody know where I can see a graph of how pic related has changed over time? Thanks bros

>> No.55071812

Did anything actually happen overnight to cause the dump or is this just more retarded debt ceiling bullshit?

>> No.55071813

>>55071759
NVDA earnings are really important today too. NVDA has been holding up SPY

>> No.55071826

why has PLTR jumped up recently?

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>>55071812
The market needs a new FUD every week to prevent it from pumping too hard. Bears must be indulged from time to time

>> No.55071829

got $1000 what should i buy

>> No.55071838

>>55071829
PACW
They're selling billions in realtor assets
They'll be back to $25 soon

>> No.55071841

>poorfag
>buy voo
>$1 profit
>instantly sell
and just like that
making money on a bearish day
I knew it was going to be bearish
I should have bought shorts and bought these penny stocks which I knew were going to lose value today. I could've made 20 bucks easy..

>> No.55071842

Anyone eyeing TUP? Penny stock now

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Nvidia earnings being trash today will start the next leg down. The AI snake oil pump is about to rug today. I would heem every tech tranny in this thread.

>> No.55071852

Dam bros sold tqqq and SOXL for 10k profit. Perfect Fucking timing. That never happens.

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>>55071849
Work on your shoulders and biceps...borderline DYEL tier

>> No.55071880

What should I buy and hold for a couple months

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>>55071870
Let's grease up and wrestle. Anytime any place.

Long SQQQ

>> No.55071888

>>55071880
US03MY

>> No.55071890

>>55071838
>They're selling billions in realtor assets
Interesting, can you explain this comment more and where you are getting it form?

>> No.55071891

>>55071852
Too bullish. Huge buy signal.

>> No.55071907

You all realize the debt ceiling "negotiations" are being held up because there was a suspension of the work requirements for those receiving food stamps and the Bidet administration refuses to reinstate the requirement. There are now twice as many able bodied adults with no dependents on food stamps as there were in 2019 before the pandemic. This despite one of the lowest unemployment rates in the last few decades. Any of these people could easily get a job in a day but they refuse to and Bidet refuses to hold them accountable despite core inflation remaining at sky high levels. Common sense makes it obvious this is unsustainable yet this is what the "debate" over the debt ceiling hinges on. I'm disgusted at the state of this country

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>>55071885
Wow hairless gym rats are the ones buying SQQQ, color me shocked

>> No.55071916

>>55071885
Only if you are for white power, I don't dance with liberals

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>>55071907
Look everyone hates niggers but I'm tired of Jews pretending inflation is because the poors have an extra couple hundred bucks a month

>> No.55071923

puts on JEPI.

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>futes

>> No.55071928

>>55071920
We can fix more than one problem at a time

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>took profits last week

damn I might have timed that pretty well

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>>55071932
>tfw didn't take profits on TSLA and NVDA

>> No.55071949

>>55071885
Losers who take selfies in the mirror at the gym should have their membership revoked.

>> No.55071950

>>55071838
>>55071890
holy shit up 61% in 5 days
how??

>> No.55071954

>>55071838
Why do you keep shilling this

>> No.55071960

>>55071932
>took profits last week
ALWAYS the right choice.

>> No.55071969

Are we getting a mass selloff?

>> No.55071971

>>55071950
how does selling all their real estate holdings get them to $25?

>> No.55071977

>>55071920
>implying inflation isn't a direct result of gibs
I just hate retards

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>>55071932
>tfw took profits April 19th

>> No.55071982

>>55071969
shake out before the short term meth session the market is about to take when the debt ceiling is announced.

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>>55071949
It's a judgement free zone dude. I'm gonna revoke you for trying to revoke me. Now where the fuck is the free pizza.

>>55071928
>Government fixing anything much less multiple things

They will just blame the poors and then print another 5 trillion dollars for Israel and Ukraine

>>55071915
>Tech trannies are hairy
Look (((innovation))) is literally a scam for midwit retards that think space is hekkin cool

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Big dump after debt deal is reached

>> No.55071993

>>55071977
Yeah man inflation is because Jamal got $2000 during COVID and can buy a couple more packs of cigarettes... Definitely not the trillions in helicopter money reserved for globohomo corps to pay pajeets and trannies 400k/yr to post about diversity on social media

>> No.55071994

>>55071982
priced in
market expects the deal - it is a total nothingburger
if anything, it will be a sell the news event
market will look to the liquidity drain that the event will cause, that government will crowd out capital markets and suck all the money out into the bonds / treasuries will have to sell
do NOT look for the debt ceiling deal to save you / pump the market - it will be very minimal, if at all

>> No.55071997

>>55071984
is the debt deal today?

>> No.55072003

FUck off guys, why are so many now of the opinion we will dump on debt ceiling deal? Making me nervous faggot market will do the opposite now

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>>55071983
>Look (((innovation))) is literally a scam for midwit retards that think space is hekkin cool
this
patricians know that boats and trains are where it's at, especially sails and steamers.

>> No.55072015

>>55072003
That's retarded, worse case for bulls it's neutral to bullish

>> No.55072028

>>55072015
lol

>> No.55072030

>>55071997
Nah
it will prolly go beyond June 1st
but the big dump is after the deal is reached

>> No.55072034

don't worry about FOMO on SQQQ and UVXY, wait for the retest of 4170 stinky poo and buy again on the leg under 4150

>> No.55072040

>>55071292
Fucking ruined.

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>>55072012
Based train knower

>> No.55072048 [DELETED] 

>>55071993
freeing the slaves was a mistake

>> No.55072052

>>55071944
TSLA will pump at open. This move down is total nigger fund tier manipulation and stop-loss hunting.

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>>55072048
Are they free though?

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>>55072048
I liked the Lincoln plan to send them back to Africa but the Jews and Democrats would just find a different group of useful idiots to emotionally pander with

>> No.55072063

>>55071983
>It's a judgement free zone dude.
you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded

>> No.55072067 [DELETED] 

>>55072048
Bringing in jews that brought in slaves was a mistake

>> No.55072073 [DELETED] 

>>55072048
Based

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>>55072048
https://odysee.com/@Ihateniggers:2/Johnny-Rebel---full-album-(It%C2%B4s-the-attitude-stupid):3

>> No.55072107

Feels real good sitting on a stack of PFE shares enjoying the ride back to 50. Health care chads can't stop winning

>> No.55072112

>>55072034
I can see that happening. NVDA earnings will probably cause that rally to 417.

>> No.55072113

It's so utterly over, we're gonna fill those gaps left in 1929

Buy calls

>> No.55072122

DAX and CAC nto even trying to get back into bollinger, fuck me for closing my shorts

>> No.55072130

Poots

>> No.55072131
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I made this swan match the bobo, please use when appropriate.

>> No.55072132

>>55072112
Wait, you think they are actually going to let it default this time? Why now?

>> No.55072139

What the fuck, the muscles in my legs keep twitching uncontrollably, making it hard for me to read about the markets on my laptop. The screen keeps shaking...

>> No.55072141

>>55072107
>Supporting the antichrist
>(((Healthcare)))

I just need 4 more booster shots for another donut. I hekkin love science. Got COVID 10 times last year I'm glad the vaccines worked or it would have been bad.

>> No.55072143

>>55072132
Wrong person, meant for >>55072113

>> No.55072145
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>Starting off the month at around $65 a barrel, WTI crude prices have bounced in May by nearly $10/bbl. The latest announcement from Saudi Arabia's top energy official may add to the rally after he told short sellers to "watch out." "Speculators, like in any market they are there to stay, I keep advising them that they will be ouching - they did ouch in April,"

>> No.55072146

>>55072122
>DAX and CAC nto even trying to get back into bollinger,
they're overreacting before open

>> No.55072161

>>55072132
>you think they are actually going to let it default this time?
nope they'll raise the limit on 11th hour

>> No.55072170

What time are NVDA (((earnings)))?

>> No.55072172
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55072172

I'm gonna dominate this general

>> No.55072174

>bought MSFT and TSLA at the top
Goddammit

>> No.55072178

>I am not a Financial advisor or licensed professional. Nothing I say or produce on YouTube, or anywhere else, should be considered as advice. All content is for educational (and sometimes entertainment) purposes only. I am not responsible for any financial losses or gains. Invest and trade at your own risk.

>> No.55072195

The funniest part of all of this is the market is reacting to debt ceiling fud and not all the data pointing to further rate hikes, lmao

>> No.55072197

don't (You) me unless you've read the complete works of Soros

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>>55072174
>MSFT
Top was at 345 bucks so no, you didn't buy the top :). Relax bro, you cannot go wrong with Microsoft. Even the biggest bears on this worm-infested website dare not short Microsoft (or Apple)

>> No.55072216

>>55072200
ranchad?

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>>55069921
tfw you know the poster is right but are priced out of bvnry

>> No.55072237

>>55072200
full pic of her

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>55072197
I’ll never give a (You) anyway bitch

$11k in cash waiting for default cheapies

>> No.55072270
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55072270

>Premarkets

>> No.55072285

ENVB is running again.

>> No.55072304

Jesus fucking christ no one has even said anything and we're selling this hard. So fucking retarded holy shit.

>> No.55072316

>>55072304
bro is lost

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>>55072304
Get used to it.

>> No.55072322

>>55072304
Why was it even up? The entire last week was retarded, and it only makes sense to revert to crab.

>> No.55072330

>>55072141
>>Supporting the antichrist
Hey, if you're gonna take risks, might as well bet on the most likely winner

>> No.55072342

>>55072322
Lmao it was up because the retarded bear narrative has fallen apart after a year of insane FUD. Now we have the MOST retarded shit in the headlines and suddenly retail is buying puts every day. What a coincidence, the market takes a shit when a bunch of retards try to make money going short.

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>>55072304
no more debt! no more debt!

>> No.55072346

>>55071984
Is that goyslop on the table ?

>> No.55072347
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55072347

What is in your playlist for today frens ?

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>>55072304
post ur longs

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the clock is now set to "ran"

>> No.55072360

>>55072304
Do i just buy and hold vix and uvxy till this is all over.

>> No.55072364

>>55070425
>trading nvidia based on fundamentals
lol, lmao

>> No.55072367

>>55072346
I'll have you know that this is what Donald Trump deems as high class dining.

>> No.55072374

>>55072347
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJX1acKvlHY

>> No.55072379

PUMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPP

>> No.55072383

>>55072132
>Wait, you think they are actually going to let it default this time? Why now?
Doesn't matter. It's a sell the news event either way

>> No.55072384

>>55072304
If you don't like it, then buy.

>> No.55072394

>>55072195
you don't know. they might actually react to further hike and use the debt ceiling as a proxy

>> No.55072393

>>55072360
No. Everything is tonguing the 200 dma because bears can't sell enough to break the uptrend we've been in since October and all the debt ceiling retardation paired with people trying to front run the Fed is keeping things in crab mode. As soon as everyone realizes that inflation and rate hikes and Ukraine and the debt ceiling don't matter we're going up again.

>> No.55072397
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>> No.55072405
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>>55072359
eh?

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>>55072347
https://youtu.be/rweQmBxc2lc
I didn't expect anime to have good soundtrack

>> No.55072414
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55072414

tfw 1 week early and frozen out

>> No.55072425

I think it's fucking over...

>> No.55072427

>>55070393
What the fuck is going on? I see the 1Y and 3Y yields spiking

>> No.55072439
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55072439

MORE FUCK IT I'M 100% LONG BUT MORE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.55072442

>>55070393
they have been holding on to the edge for a long time... remember 6 months ago with their bond catastrophe?

>> No.55072446

reminder that if you bought walmart puts yesterday right when it was mentioned you could have made a +60% in 1 day and its just opening

>> No.55072450

ffs I'M GONNA FOMO SHORT, I ALREADY SEE MYSELF SHORTING THE BOTTOM AGAIN

>> No.55072451

>>55070393
lmao member that FTSE puts kid?

>> No.55072456

>>55072450
Thanks just covered.

>> No.55072464

EU just crashes further, 4 hourly even daily bollinger mean nothing any more, TA is complete meme.

>> No.55072471

>>55072397
You are a failure.

>> No.55072481

where's the anon who shorted the VIX lmao

>> No.55072482
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>>55072464
>TA
On a major index? The fugg?

>> No.55072487

i just bought 10 gallons of rice and beans each + 48 cans of spagettios w/ meatballs just incase the default actually happens (it wont)

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>>55072487
Just got the last major pieces of a new camping kit overhaul. Feels good, man.

>> No.55072493

Why are we dumping when we should be filling the gap

>> No.55072497

>>55069482
new bread needed

>> No.55072507

>>55072497
Jannies will just delete it. /smg/ is kinda played out anyway let it die

>> No.55072509

>>55072482
Are you telling me you do TA on a single stock? It's even worse there.

>> No.55072512

>>55072507
>let it die
NOOOOOO

>> No.55072522

>>55072507
You're right anon, we need another bagholder cope altcoin thread

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>>55072493
First bear market?

>> No.55072532

>>55072493
gaps dont get filled until months later when markets break out

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55072533

banking

>> No.55072534

>>55072524
Gaps exist to be filled the vast majority of the time. Retards are just selling because they're retards and don't like making money

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55072536

Abercrombie proves people are still CONSOOOMING way too much. Bull market is still intact, bros

>> No.55072549

banked
>>55072547
>>55072547
>>55072547

>> No.55072551

How embarassing this stockmarket is