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/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL Anonymous Tue May 23 01:54:23 2023 No.55056812 [Reply] [Original]

Cowboy Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://www.optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com

>Screeners
https://www.finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://www.etfdb.com/
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator

>Calendars
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://www.market24hclock.com/
https://www.squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://www.tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://www.finance.yahoo.com/research
https://www.finsight.com/bond-screener/corporate-bonds

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>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 01:57:39 2023 No.55056840 File: 97 KB, 593x563, 1599272739499.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55056812 Two More Weeks

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 02:03:54 2023 No.55056892 our shorts are going to get squeezed tomorrow aren't they...

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 02:04:20 2023 No.55056897 File: 401 KB, 1766x836, 5-22-2023 SPY outlook DOWN to 300.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If only you knew how bad things really were.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 02:06:09 2023 No.55056912 File: 19 KB, 500x281, 34a6c0fb1cb4350b153af35465c53da6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55056897 Lmao, how do you bobros even calculate this shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 02:08:23 2023 No.55056925 File: 71 KB, 1470x742, Screenshot 2023-03-30 075121.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55056897 >2800 I'd cum, but I don't habeeb it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 02:08:27 2023 No.55056926 File: 33 KB, 600x900, burning-match-hand-background-wet-glass-85604510.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55056840 im counting on it so it wont happen

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 02:08:57 2023 No.55056930 File: 315 KB, 1920x1220, 1684097470028455.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anyone taking a stab tomorrow?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 02:11:11 2023 No.55056943 How would the US defaulting impact other markets like canada? maybe not their markets but their currency if at all

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 02:11:42 2023 No.55056947 File: 83 KB, 634x435, 71206593-12105285-Fetterman_s_four_Democratic_colleagues_were_dressed_in_suits_and-a-21_1684562724692 (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55056892 >shorts

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 02:12:33 2023 No.55056954 >>55056947 Honestly, based.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 02:13:19 2023 No.55056963 how is the anime interest rate girl looking

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 02:14:27 2023 No.55056971 File: 152 KB, 848x886, 1684775145070236.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 02:16:35 2023 No.55056994 File: 1.59 MB, 206x360, 1669961711586838.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55056812 >futures

Anonymous Tue May 23 02:20:14 2023 No.55057027

>>55056954
Im just telling you glowies, this isn't going to get white men like me to do anything to help you faggots. Unless I can be fetterwoman too. Otherwise I'm peak comfy already. Hope everyone else is with their $1000 car payments and minimum credit card payments. If all you own is debt, then I want you as chatel debt slave. Im not going to pretend it's anything different. The slaves are "happy" though with their goyball, bemused by alcoholic liquors and beer. It's only guys like me trying to hang on to the little bit my family has managed to accumulate who have problems with this stuff. And we are being overrun by niggers. It's fine. I'll just coomf until it all gets taken away from me. At which point your own 401k that you've been contributing to through your debt slavery is no longer there for you either. So why would I be working either way? I need to be fetterwoman. That's the only contribution you can get from me. Also I personally did cause the SPY move to 420 today via MM gamma hedging against my 0 dte 100 lot. So I guess I am contributing. Your welcome. I'll do that too. I like goombling options

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 02:24:54 2023 No.55057063 File: 251 KB, 1169x1455, 1684779669905704.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55057027 Sir, this is a gambling forum.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 02:26:28 2023 No.55057078 >>55056947 Why even have the podium, why even have the flags? Why not just zoom call from a floaty in the pool? What's the difference? But you want people back in the office? Yea I think I'm gonna short REITS

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 02:27:29 2023 No.55057090 File: 186 KB, 512x512, 1684726415274377.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55057063 Is it though?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 02:28:49 2023 No.55057106 File: 2.32 MB, 720x1280, 1684709847661427.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I blame the Republicans for the biden economy.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 02:28:53 2023 No.55057107 So who defaults first, China or USA? ...maybe both?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 02:29:09 2023 No.55057110 File: 412 KB, 1271x691, 1661222390235610.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55057090 Always has been

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 02:31:51 2023 No.55057135 File: 1.42 MB, 3072x2048, burgs777.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55057090 Yes. Stable sound investing is boring and there would be nothing to talk about if that was what this here town square shitposting spot were about.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 02:32:24 2023 No.55057140 >>55057110 Nigger I have that meme saved. You know you're talking to Bobo Greene right? I made my bones while you were going out with cheerleaders

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 02:33:41 2023 No.55057146 >>55057106 In a way I do too.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 02:33:52 2023 No.55057151 File: 66 KB, 644x644, 1672175019989520.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55057140 What? I, and no one here, ever went out with any cheerleaders ...where do you think you are?

Anonymous Tue May 23 02:35:23 2023 No.55057164
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>>55057135
Hear ye, hear ye! How dare ye
Go up against the king who do his thing tri-yearly?
They too carefree with their mouths around here
Off with his head, and display it at Town Square
On top a seven-feet spike, make sure it's on tight
In light of when the peasants throw stones with all their might
Skull get smashed for weeks
'Til vulture beaks eats the last meat off the cheeks
Maybe then they'll know the right words to speak
Out loud, at home, in the world, or in the streets
There's no escape, just in case
All the kings' mens and 'em decides to go apes
The most slick-talking of burly guys
Get caught early and boiled in oil like curly fries
Even those that's Mr. Furley's size that earned the fate
CAN ALL GET BURNED AT THE STAKE

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 02:36:43 2023 No.55057180 File: 3.93 MB, 2924x1400, AI-bubble.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] we are in an AI bubble

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 02:37:54 2023 No.55057193 File: 110 KB, 1742x906, above-1-std.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55057180

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 02:39:06 2023 No.55057204 File: 3.04 MB, 2110x1202, breadth.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55057193 AI will not save you from a credit crisis AI will not save you from a dead consumer

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 02:40:08 2023 No.55057216 File: 134 KB, 997x1024, 1684366662918467.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55057151 >where do you think you are?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 02:40:40 2023 No.55057221 File: 458 KB, 552x468, NNT_withGun.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55057193 I mean I agree with your point but >measuring in standard deviations for the stock market

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 02:41:39 2023 No.55057231 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AG_nJNcTjM How can I profit from this, and give profits to the orphans and the widows prior to 2030?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 02:41:58 2023 No.55057235 >>55057180 Before that it was an ev bubble Up next? Space bubble

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 02:43:46 2023 No.55057249 >>55057180 >>55057193 >>55057204 The bubble has not even begun

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 02:43:49 2023 No.55057250 “judeo-christian”

Anonymous Tue May 23 02:44:02 2023 No.55057255
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Some of my indicators are telling me this is a blow off top. Not ALL, which means this bull run can still go higher....

BUT... they were showing a top few weeks back.. which means my indicators were WRONG and you should go LONG.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 02:46:58 2023 No.55057280 File: 113 KB, 500x375, 1673490806529693.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55057255 Nigga pick a direction, everyday you say something different lmao

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 02:48:09 2023 No.55057293 >>55057280 Thats schizophrenia for you

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 02:48:39 2023 No.55057296 >>55057280 take it easy on kpop anon, he is still seething about his capitulated shorts. Must have cost him a bundle

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 02:53:25 2023 No.55057331 File: 61 KB, 640x1136, crop.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55057151 i had a girlfriend that played high school tennis and thus wore a cheerleader outfit and she was hot a f regardless

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 02:53:31 2023 No.55057332 >>55057106 What is that thing on her head? I see a lot of black women wear them in public. It looks like a shower cap

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 02:55:02 2023 No.55057341 future bros?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 02:55:25 2023 No.55057345 >>55057332 It is to protect their hair. Black women are the jews favorite consoomer.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 02:56:12 2023 No.55057352 >>55056840 >5 years have been passed

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 02:56:25 2023 No.55057354 >>55057345 Aaah very interesting thank you fren

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 02:57:59 2023 No.55057367 >>55056897 is this chart adjusted for companies that derive earnings from outside the US?

Anonymous Tue May 23 03:03:34 2023 No.55057414
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>>55057352
Another year passes
Gone are the days where he used to wear glasses
Now he wears contacts
He's an unfrozen caveman who looks over the contracts
These crews is too soft
He came to tear the roof off to get paid to goof off

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 03:04:34 2023 No.55057417 >>55057414 Seriously why even have a podium at all? Why not zoom meeting this from poolside?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 03:06:26 2023 No.55057429 File: 857 KB, 480x566, 1684714473971234.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >yields

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 03:07:15 2023 No.55057432 File: 164 KB, 1024x691, 1684559944496597.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What are your plays for the debt ceiling drama? Will anything significant even happen to stock markets related to it?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 03:09:06 2023 No.55057443 >>55057432 are you serious you stupid nigger?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 03:09:23 2023 No.55057446 File: 238 KB, 900x1200, IMG_2479.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Not like this BoBros… Even Carvana is clawing back my green. Fucking Carvana. The clownshow shitco.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 03:16:16 2023 No.55057492 File: 1.45 MB, 720x484, 1684520931586989.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >futures

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 03:16:27 2023 No.55057496 >>55057432 >fun fact Are we having fun yet goys?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 03:16:43 2023 No.55057498 File: 279 KB, 477x724, 1684695166887884.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55057432 Even a near miss will spike yields until they cause an actual default. We're going to be paying $2 trillion of interest a year at this rate.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 03:17:33 2023 No.55057504 Goodbye Lakeshits

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 03:19:45 2023 No.55057518 File: 504 KB, 3518x2476, bye.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >futures

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 03:22:06 2023 No.55057533 >>55057518 Holy shit is this real? Does this work?!

Anonymous Tue May 23 03:24:45 2023 No.55057547
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When my indicators are wrong like this, it means the bull trend is too strong. Shorting is like shorting into a gay pornstars anus. It's a never ending abyss and you will never find the bottom. in this case the top.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 03:27:40 2023 No.55057571 >>55057498 So what options should we buy (and when) to make bank?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 03:29:32 2023 No.55057581 File: 561 KB, 799x600, waterwaterwater.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55057518 lol

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 03:50:11 2023 No.55057718 >>55057571 Physical assets if you want to survive.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 03:51:28 2023 No.55057726 >>55057571 Invest in physical crabs and crab pots.

Anonymous Tue May 23 03:55:06 2023 No.55057747
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>>55057547
it just means fake liquidity is propping this clown show up by this goblin (((Yellen))) draining TGA of over 600B since October """"bottom""" and this nigger cattle wall street is talking about muh new bull market.
guess what happens when debt ceiling deal is done? huge liquidity drain once the "debt ceiling" has been raised and the treasury floods the treasury market will new issues of 30 year bonds, 10, 5 and 2 year notes to pay the bills.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 04:05:42 2023 No.55057829 >>55056897 falling wedge pattern, looks like a reversal is imminent

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 04:11:56 2023 No.55057872 File: 77 KB, 960x700, FwwsTENWYAE696y.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55056930 Dammit, wrong chart

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 04:14:53 2023 No.55057891 Check the nikkei guys...

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 04:18:23 2023 No.55057915 >>55056897 Daily reminder that TA was invented to read day trading charts within hours or minutes

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>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 04:20:48 2023 No.55057929 File: 560 KB, 817x869, 1684732794008568.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55057918 Where's the sexy anime maid girl?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 04:21:06 2023 No.55057931 File: 341 KB, 657x527, 1675088802087281.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can gold stop dropping FOR ONE SECOND? Bloody hell. P-p-p-p-please go back to 2070

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 04:22:19 2023 No.55057945 File: 39 KB, 512x640, 9DB63FF0-1568-4F21-8FA0-EDFC417C3F3E.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55057432 lol

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 04:23:08 2023 No.55057954 >>55057747 So what's going to happen!?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 04:24:47 2023 No.55057963 >>55057954 CNN and CNBC will write more scary headlines and we'll close national parks and the post office for a few weeks

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 04:26:15 2023 No.55057976 >>55057432 The rest are Jesuit lackeys. I fucking hate Jesuits even more.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 04:27:48 2023 No.55057989 >>55057954 we will sing kumbaya and go to all time high of course...

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 04:30:24 2023 No.55058011 File: 32 KB, 500x393, 1684808604784629.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yea the main theme, CREAM by all means and hair brained schemes The lords performance was flawless He rocked with a crown and a bobby brown cordless

>>	Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ Tue May 23 04:30:29 2023 No.55058014 >>55056117 >brown hands typed this post >>55056182 Thanks, sweatie. >>55056248 WHERS THE NEXT UPDAET, RORKER??

Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ Tue May 23 04:33:16 2023 No.55058030
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I just remembered that 16 is literally the age of consent in some states. Maybe even 15 in one or two of them.
I think 13 is legal in mexico or some shit.
https://youtu.be/S7M24KrqhBw

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 04:35:34 2023 No.55058050 >people who started trading in 2020 think the VIX is low right now kek

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 04:35:35 2023 No.55058051 File: 177 KB, 1179x1230, Cathie will still include it in ARKX though.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sorry, fellas, looks like John Deere and, consequently, anyone holding DE stock is gay.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 04:37:31 2023 No.55058065 >>55058051 what the fuck is the point of this? how will this sell more tractors or make better ones? we need to hold rates this high for at least 5 years to get all of this literal faggotry out of the system

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 04:37:50 2023 No.55058069 >>55058050 Pretty fucking low for bank failures and a sovereign debt crisis.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 04:39:01 2023 No.55058081 >>55058069 you don't know what sovereign debt means, stop posting

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 04:40:15 2023 No.55058092 NIKKEI LImIT DOWN REPEAT NIKKEI LIMIT DOWN

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 04:41:00 2023 No.55058099 >>55058092 >limit down not even -1%

Anonymous Tue May 23 04:41:14 2023 No.55058100
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>>55058065
Liquidate fags, liquidate niggers, liquidate the trannies, liquidate real women. It will purge the rottenness out of the system. High costs of pussy and high body counts will come down. People will work harder, live a more moral life. Values will be adjusted, and enterprising people will pick up from less competent people.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 04:41:54 2023 No.55058105 >>55057547 sir, what are these indicators? please do the needful bloody basterd

>>	sage Tue May 23 04:42:15 2023 No.55058107 File: 182 KB, 1280x683, Greek_bonds.webp(1).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55058081 Buddy, look at bond market computer. We've reached escape velocity like Greece did.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 04:42:52 2023 No.55058113 >>55058100 However, needless to say, given our current situation you should be balls deep in BMBL, MTCH, GRND, SIGA, and BVNRY.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 04:45:36 2023 No.55058129 >>55058107 Hiroshima Nagasaki needs to make it so that names don't carry across threads by default.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 04:47:10 2023 No.55058146 File: 480 KB, 1170x1610, IMG_3354.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] KUYASHI

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 04:50:19 2023 No.55058166 >>55058100 I'm your king then, and the king doesn't need votes...

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 04:51:25 2023 No.55058178 File: 518 KB, 629x405, 1684775200302671.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] > Seattle Amazon workers plan walkout over return to office, layoffs (seattletimes.com)

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 04:52:01 2023 No.55058180 Will GTE ever go up again

Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ Tue May 23 04:55:07 2023 No.55058199

>>55058178
I saw threads about that.
I don’t think they’ll get anything out of it even if they do get much traction.

Facebook engineers once scored some free vacation/holidays just for the fuck of it, they weren’t even trying to force management’s hand or anything. They just all rallied to score some random free days off.
That’s basically all that the amazon engineers are going to score here.
They might get a slap on the hand from their managers over it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 04:56:54 2023 No.55058210 >>55058199 I think Amazon would just as soon fire all of them. They might get away with it at Google, but not Amazon.

>>	Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ Tue May 23 05:00:32 2023 No.55058232 >>55058210 nah, they’ll get away with it (unless they’re warehouse workers), they just won’t get anything out of it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 05:00:43 2023 No.55058234 >>55058178 God I hate Indians so much. So happy I moved across the water from Seattle. Poos have a fear of crossing the sound it seems

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 05:02:28 2023 No.55058247 >>55058232 At a minimum they'll be prioritized for layoffs.

Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ Tue May 23 05:05:59 2023 No.55058271

>>55058234
>So happy I moved across the water from Seattle
To where? Bellevue?
>Poos have a fear of crossing the sound it seems
They LOVE buying “new build” houses.
They’re the ones still lining the fuck up for an open house, just for new build houses.
They have these little rodent brains that were indoctrinated to view “used” houses in the same manner as used cars — and most of those “new builds” are way the fuck over in issaquah and snohomish and shit, and they absolutely WILL make the 60-90 minute commute to work because they have no concept of value for their own time.

Also,
>Microsoft
>Redmond
Literally poo-ville.
I think Microsoft and Redmond are twice the poo-ville that Amazon and SLU are.

Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ Tue May 23 05:09:14 2023 No.55058289

>>55058247
>At a minimum they'll be prioritized for layoffs
Amazon is doing a first in-first out strategy from what I can tell.
I like this strategy and it also makes sense from a cost perspective because the new hires in 2022 also had the highest salaries.

I did see other speculation that those employees would be prioritized for lay-offs though.
I’ve heard the poojeeta from facebook that made the cancerous tiktok day in the life video is miraculously not fired yet.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 05:10:16 2023 No.55058296 >>55058234 >>55058271 Isn't Bellevue all chinks in Maseratis? Honestly, Washington is fucked beyond all repair, even if it is my home state. That's why I got the fuck out.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 05:10:17 2023 No.55058297 >>55058100 Checked, kek

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 05:11:43 2023 No.55058304 >>55058271 What’s wrong with used cars? >tfw commuting wageslave

Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ Tue May 23 05:14:27 2023 No.55058320

>>55058296
>Isn't Bellevue all chinks in Maseratis
I honestly have no idea about demographics there.
I know the homeless situation is 100X better there than SLU.
>Washington is fucked beyond all repair
well the income tax situation is nice.
But the socialists blue-hairs have clearly taken over in seattle.
>That's why I got the fuck out
where the fuck to? are you in tech?
it does suck here, but NYC is possibly worse than san francisco at this point so I have no idea where else to go

Anonymous Tue May 23 05:20:56 2023 No.55058355

>>55058289
They're all going to get laid off in the end. Amazon can't exist as a company without 0% interest rates, even more so than the other tech companies.

>>55058320
The fucking supreme court is just blatantly ignoring the state constitution at this point. They passed a capital gains tax even though the state constitution says they can't, to say nothing of the other bullshit with license plate tabs and firearms.
>where the fuck to?
Boise is literal heaven on earth. It's so perfect that it shouldn't exist. They're beginning to come here too, but it's going to be another decade before it gets as bad as WA. Only come here if you're going to vote straight red though, or I'll key your car.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 05:21:06 2023 No.55058356 >>55058320 It's called remote work.

Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ Tue May 23 05:21:28 2023 No.55058358

>>55058304
>What’s wrong with used cars?
Literally nothing. It’s a great way to get a deal on a perfectly good Toyota or Honda.

And so, you would think that these smooth-brained deal-seeking penny-pinching pajeets would think a pre-owned home or used car would be a phenomenal idea.
But, you’d be wrong.
Pajeets are literally the most smooth-brained reptile-brained retards to exist.
The absolute definition of penny-wise, pound-foolish.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 05:21:36 2023 No.55058359 File: 347 KB, 600x600, 1675823322973456.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How in fugg does Zoom do it? How are they managing to squeeze such profits? Literally nobody uses that crap anymore

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 05:25:58 2023 No.55058378 >>55058320 >>55058358 Actually, Scoops, I changed my mind. You're a junkie degenerate that's going to ruin it. Boise sucks, don't come here.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 05:26:05 2023 No.55058379 File: 104 KB, 479x549, elliot_rodger_shades.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55056912 Elliot wave

Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ Tue May 23 05:31:21 2023 No.55058404

>>55058355
>Amazon can't exist as a company without 0% interest rates, even more so than the other tech companies
I think they’re actually much better off than Meta, Google, SNAP, and PINS — all of which are almost completely reliant on ad revenue.
Ad revenue was the first thing to dry up when the feds shut off the easy money, because how do all those Y-Combinator start-ups gRoW? Mountains and mountains of ad spend.
That’s why Meta, Google, and SNAP got curb stomped so hard. They’re 100% ad revenue while amazon has eCommerce and AWS

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 05:31:22 2023 No.55058405 File: 244 KB, 1352x1358, 0FD3AE4F-A375-4FED-A97E-8DBFA96BFFB8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55057931 Trust the plan, sir >>55057929 She hit the wall

Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ Tue May 23 05:35:07 2023 No.55058421

>>55058356
>It's called remote work
I can’t. My job is doing RTO and pays $300k+.
I’m a sucker for the golden handcuffs and don’t think I’d ever be able to accept a smaller salary.
I think this is particularly why I should never try out the $500k+ grind in san francisco and just live in a pod with a bunch of other adderall junkie söys for “a quick year or two” to score some big savings and cash out—I probably don’t have the self-control to ever draw the line and cash out for smaller paychecks somewhere sane.

Anonymous Tue May 23 05:35:57 2023 No.55058424

>>55058404
The difference is that those other companies can operate with really low costs once they're established. Startups will get rekt, but big tech can go into cash conservation mode. Amazon, however, has an extremely expensive business model, and AWS will be unprofitable if all the startups die.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 05:36:39 2023 No.55058426 File: 73 KB, 731x592, 1677097950451739.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55058405 >She hit the wall Give us our maid and nobody gets hurt, son. Also, that pic... don't give me hope, bro.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 05:37:24 2023 No.55058434 >>55058421 oh look another episode of this namefag talking about his wagie cage what a loser

>>	Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ Tue May 23 05:37:24 2023 No.55058433 >>55058378 I can’t imagine I can get a job in Boise or remote work job that’d pay enough. I’m currently at around $370k/year

Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ Tue May 23 05:38:51 2023 No.55058436

>>55057929
>Where's the sexy anime maid girl
This.

I’m curious how fucked that 1m is looking.
Gold is skyrocketing because all the other central banks are stocking the fuck up on it to hedge against US default risk:
>>55058405

>>	Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ Tue May 23 05:40:38 2023 No.55058443 >>55057918 looks like the 3mo un-inverted with the 4mo/6mo.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 05:41:03 2023 No.55058446 File: 38 KB, 558x395, 92C57D2D-9598-4A9E-ADF0-9ABD492A291A.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55058433 I think I’d retire if I had that salary for 2 years

>>	Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ Tue May 23 05:41:39 2023 No.55058449 >>55058434 >$370k >wagecage Get a job, you dumb nigger

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 05:42:39 2023 No.55058455 >>55058433 I have a $200k day job while I work on eating sama's lunch. The quality of life and lower cost of living more than make up for it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 05:43:26 2023 No.55058460 File: 133 KB, 850x1204, IMG_3355.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember when the pentagon explosion this morning?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 05:43:35 2023 No.55058461 File: 2 KB, 135x50, wagiecagie.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55058449 suck my dick you fucking loser

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 05:43:39 2023 No.55058462 OIL?

Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ Tue May 23 05:43:51 2023 No.55058463

>>55058446
>I think I’d retire if I had that salary for 2 years
I used to think so too, but can you really say no to “more money”?
Also, the government takes half and you’d have to go out to north dakota or something to retire off just a few hundred grand. I don’t think that much even gets you a house in the midwest anymore.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 05:44:16 2023 No.55058466 File: 83 KB, 798x628, 1684814162121526.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is this bullish?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 05:49:03 2023 No.55058486 >>55058463 The secret was to buy the house on a 100k salary before they ramped up the printers and made them cost a 400k salary.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 05:52:23 2023 No.55058510 >Biden wants to clamp down on fossil fuels for more revenue Is shorting oil the answer right now? >Default doesn’t happen and market go up, at the expense of oil >Default happens and market go down, oil follows

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 05:54:13 2023 No.55058517 >>55058510 we will stay in the 60-80 range, probably

Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ Tue May 23 05:55:17 2023 No.55058518

>>55058461
don’t worry, sweatie. I’m sure you’ll be able to retire one day too. Maybe even settle down in a nice cozy little house in the countryside, between mohamed and tyrone from syria.

>>55058486
>before they ramped up the printers and made them cost a 400k salary
yup.
I honestly hope jerome gives the market another few hikes and all the poos get flushed out

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 05:59:45 2023 No.55058533 File: 71 KB, 840x702, FwrR0KqWIAATNAD.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >MSFT almost at ATH pretty annoying, just like their store app

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 06:06:43 2023 No.55058560 >>55058518 nice cope. shouldn't you go to sleep so you're fit copy&pasting coooodelines for mr. shekelberg tomorrow?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 06:07:05 2023 No.55058562 How will a Russian civil war affect the stock market?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 06:08:57 2023 No.55058573 >>55057414 Based Doom enjoyer

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 06:11:36 2023 No.55058587 >>55058359 But they still pay for a subscription

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 06:14:40 2023 No.55058598 File: 657 KB, 1175x1744, cowboy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55058533 I think BAC is a buy right now. Big bank, stock is down bigly just because it's a bank/association.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 06:15:03 2023 No.55058600 File: 142 KB, 1080x648, Screenshot_20230512_223220_Brave.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I need a solid play so I can start saving for an engagement ring. I know they're fucking scams but still

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 06:15:30 2023 No.55058603 >>55058359 >>55058587 I use Zoom all the time at work. It's the standard.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 06:16:01 2023 No.55058606 >>55058562 Infinite bull run until the west realizes the number of nukes that would leave russian control and enter the black market. Then prolonged crabbing.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 06:17:10 2023 No.55058611 >>55058598 >just because it's a bank/association not really but I still think it's a buy because the risks are overblown since it's a wonderful business in general and this inflation crisis is actually a fucking nothingburger

>>	Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ Tue May 23 06:17:22 2023 No.55058613 >>55058560 you mean having ChatGPT write my code for me? and no, I never get up or do any work earlier than around 10:30am or 11:00am, sirs :^) I actually don’t even have a single meeting tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 06:19:45 2023 No.55058619 >>55058562 >>55058606 russian civil war? what are you lads talking about?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 06:23:56 2023 No.55058637 >>55058606 >fears that Krugman has a dirty bomb

Anonymous Tue May 23 06:27:27 2023 No.55058655

>>55058619
Probably completely unfounded rumors of division amongst russian troops between those loyal to wagner or putin. The media is pushing this for a while now. Probably all lies like always. Feel free to change my mind with facts that I have missed.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 06:30:50 2023 No.55058668 >>55058655 ah, okay. I have lost all faith in the media and now don't trust any of it, which also means I never know what to think.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 06:35:49 2023 No.55058694 >>55058603 >be me > 4 hour zoom meeting today >(pass code: diversity) is this bullish?

Anonymous Tue May 23 06:38:22 2023 No.55058704

>>55058668
Ukraine invaded russia with the help of a russian separatist group (of questionable size)
there's some fighting going on in belgorod, but they got 10km in because it was completely undefended
Ukraine is memeing with the russian group since its the same justification russia used to invade.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 06:41:22 2023 No.55058720 >>55058704 You forgot to mention Russia might have been storing a nuclear weapon in the area, which might have fallen into the hands of a separatist group.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 06:43:25 2023 No.55058730 >>55058720 That was a rumor based on an old base that has long since been moved. there's no nukes anywhere near there.

Anonymous Tue May 23 06:43:30 2023 No.55058731

>>55058668
Well regarding this information all there is to think about it is that there is a war in ukraine and whatever the media says about the enemy has over the course of history always been the same things. It's always narratives of how shit the others are and and how great we are. Sometimes it's lies sometimes it's just misinterpretatin of facts. So sometimes it's quite unintentional. It's wishful thinking.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 06:43:50 2023 No.55058733 File: 1.10 MB, 1919x1079, 1640312201784.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] At this stage in the game I honestly am starting to feel bad for mumu. They simply don't understand what's coming. Try and hang on mumu. https://youtu.be/nWK0kqjPSVI

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 06:45:08 2023 No.55058739 >>55058655 >>55058668 Wtf are you talking about Bachmut is totally in Ukraine's control still

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 06:45:12 2023 No.55058740 >>55058731 yeah. I donno I bought some Bank of America yesterday, I feel like that's going to be a banger.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 06:46:03 2023 No.55058744 >>55058740 hopefully... I bought last week.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 06:46:10 2023 No.55058746 File: 45 KB, 316x400, 1657686711122.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55058739 whatever you say, cowboy

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 06:46:55 2023 No.55058750 >>55058744 I think it's going to be a good long term hold. price is down to spring 2020 covid levels at this point.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 06:48:50 2023 No.55058760 DAXchads, how're we doing? I feel like we're all doing very nicely seeing as we are ATH. It's just too easy. Buy and hold, that's the name of the game. I have no idea why anyone would try to short DAX, but I feel sorry for them

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 06:51:06 2023 No.55058772 >>55058404 How fucked is Google with AI?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 06:53:16 2023 No.55058778 thoughts on lithium miners? is it still early or has the juice been squeezed?

Anonymous Tue May 23 06:53:43 2023 No.55058779

>>55058750
yes I also bought it long term. I actually had a crazy vision about it when I was high in july 2021. I thought if I would spawn on this planet as an alien like in a videogame (wich was how I felt at the time) I'd be getting an account at BAC for sure. I realized that they have put in place infrastructures that is gonna last and this would be a good dip to buy.
When I got sober I didn't buy wich is a good thing because it's much lower now.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 06:55:41 2023 No.55058790 >>55058404 Is this bait? There is a reason these companies are carrying the index. Undervalued

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 06:56:27 2023 No.55058795 >>55058694 kek hope they’re paying you enough for that slice of your soul

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 06:57:16 2023 No.55058798 >>55058778 Overplayed, but ask /cmmg/ maybe they have a better ear to the ground on that.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 06:58:19 2023 No.55058804 File: 189 KB, 1350x800, US Treasury Yield Curve 5-22-23.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yields...

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 06:58:32 2023 No.55058806 My dad is great, respects my choice to be a neet. Sometimes he slips up and gets insecure about it, but he drops that as soon as I provide my reasoning. Fucker can't keep his eye on the ball for shit.

Anonymous Tue May 23 06:58:36 2023 No.55058807

>>55058779
I use BAC for checking. It's pretty good. I actually prefer dealing with regional banks but the problem is they don't have any of the tech, like using Zelle or getting different currency and stuff is a pain with a regional. But having a relationship with a regional is great if you need a small business loan or something.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 06:59:02 2023 No.55058809 >>55058760 Debating whether a mutt ceo breaking up a certain conglomerate is coming

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 06:59:26 2023 No.55058815 >>55058804 4M starting to look spicy

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 07:00:19 2023 No.55058817 File: 789 KB, 4032x3024, apu-triad-gold-lcr.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55058804 do people actually think we're not going raise the debt ceiling?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 07:03:33 2023 No.55058831 >>55058817 The only question is how the market will react. I think it dumps.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 07:04:19 2023 No.55058835 File: 263 KB, 1287x1800, MSFT LEAPS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55058817 There is enough people who can't have any missed payments, and have moved to the ORRP or to AAA paper

Anonymous Tue May 23 07:06:48 2023 No.55058844
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You all wonder why I haven't been making updates? That's because I was working on my wife's music career. I have spent the last 10 months working on this video for her and another talented artist. Let me know what you think. Don't @ me with any negativity thanks.

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>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 07:08:20 2023 No.55058848 File: 235 KB, 1143x851, 1658783851015756.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55058844 good work !!!!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 07:10:01 2023 No.55058855 >>55058844 >Don't @ me with any negativity thanks. that's a challenge...let's try: Props to your psychiatrist for keeping you functional!

Anonymous Tue May 23 07:10:16 2023 No.55058856

>>55058835
crazy. I guess that's my benefit if I don't need the money right away. I doubt they'll not pay though. also hitting the debt ceiling isn't black or white, to my understanding, like they might just not pay the government workers or something but still pay t-bills.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 07:11:01 2023 No.55058860 >>55058831 I guess all the more reason to buy short dated paper at 5.6%

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 07:13:56 2023 No.55058872 >>55058831 >I think it dumps. The inevitable deal could be a sell the news event, sure.

Anonymous Tue May 23 07:18:02 2023 No.55058897
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>>55058855
kek imagine being a chud in 2023. I'm genuinely sorry you fell slave to 3dpd, but me and my 2d wife have 2 beautiful children and are living the perfect life. I genuinely feel bad for you.

lol.

lmao even.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 07:20:34 2023 No.55058901 >>55058760 >I feel like we're all doing very nicely seeing as we are ATH. It's just too easy. Buy and hold, that's the name of the game check again in 10 min after pmi print

Anonymous Tue May 23 07:31:16 2023 No.55058938

German manufacturing down, but services up. Complete Schizo PMI.

German HCOB Manufacturing PMI May P: 42.9 (exp 45.0; prev 44.5)
- German HCOB Services PMI May P: 57.8 (exp 55.0; prev 56.0)
- German HCOB Composite PMI May P: 54.3 (exp 53.4; prev 54.2)

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 07:31:23 2023 No.55058941 File: 5 KB, 636x43, buybuybuy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55058760 looks like you will have a dip buying opportunity today, anon :^)

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 07:32:40 2023 No.55058951 >>55058938 Problem being: Manufacturing is dying in Europe, but Services are keeping inflation high, so there have to be further hikes to bring it down, what also will bring manufacturing further down.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 07:33:32 2023 No.55058958 gold silver chudds kek

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 07:34:58 2023 No.55058961 >>55058897 what are you even talking about is BILI a buy? I lost money on this one

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 07:35:40 2023 No.55058965 So futes are dumping because of europoors? sad.

Anonymous Tue May 23 07:36:37 2023 No.55058972

>>55058951
>>55058938
All this plays into china's hands. Europe wants to "derisk" if not "decouple" from China, but judging from these manufacturing data it will hit europe either very hard or it will become dependent of china. China imports way less from Europe but probably is still trying to export, especially manufactured goods which Europe can't afford to build themselves anymore. Companies were already outsourcing for years into cheaper countries, but now it seems like they are completely fucked.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 07:39:16 2023 No.55058987 >>55058938 as expected. every flight i've taken recently has been absolutely jammed.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 07:40:03 2023 No.55058993 >>55058965 we have the same problem. try to get a hotel lately. service inflation is out of control.

Anonymous Tue May 23 07:42:08 2023 No.55058998
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>>55056897
You have no prior data point for your upper line of the presumed range. Just slapping a parallel off the top doesn't work. Trend lines are iffy to start but doing this makes it extra useless. Then smelliot waves. Then Ichimoku slapped on there at random. 0/10 tea leaves.
If you're going to use Ichimoku it should be your primary. Combining it with other stuff like trend lines is questionable and would have to be backtested.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 07:42:24 2023 No.55059001 >>55058965 pmi is still a leading indicator and this looks like a deep recession after being in contraction since september 2022. germany exports massively to US, even more than to china or other countries, so of course it affects US business

Anonymous Tue May 23 07:43:09 2023 No.55059009

>>55058987
It's all "EXPERIENCES/MEMORIES" now. Eating outside, hotels, travelling. Goods that needed to be bought were bought, because of high inflation expectations. On the other hand countries like greece and others are offering dumping prices for vacation which is why people want to travel.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 07:45:57 2023 No.55059018 >>55058993 Biden needs to enforce a 7.25 maximum wage for the service industry

Anonymous Tue May 23 07:46:58 2023 No.55059024
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>>55058938
Of course service is going up, this is greedflation after all. Service-inflation will keep going up until the ECB starts doing their job... meaning this schizo bull market will continue at least another 6 months
Bros, it's getting kinda hot already and summer hasn't even started.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 07:51:26 2023 No.55059038 >>55058817 Part of me wishes that for once the USA defaults this time. Clown world markets are long overdue for a reckoning.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 07:52:45 2023 No.55059044 No seriously should I short Bud Light? I've never done options before, but this seems like a certified slam dunk of an idea.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 07:53:01 2023 No.55059045 >Nazi swastika flag found after truck crashes near White House Who of you was this?

>>	Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ Tue May 23 07:53:11 2023 No.55059047 >>55058998 >expecting anything good out of a tea leaves poster I’d just reply with a true schizo lines chad diagram and “>FUTURES” if it got that far under my skin

>>	Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ Tue May 23 07:54:18 2023 No.55059052 File: 70 KB, 640x640, 5F2B151D-3BC6-4E9D-87DA-8DB85FE42684.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55059045

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 07:55:15 2023 No.55059053 File: 2.95 MB, 1280x720, 1684648628320972.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55059045

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 07:55:35 2023 No.55059055 >>55059038 it'll just be a gay partial shutdown where the garbage man gets paid a day late. it happened like a decade ago or something, i vaguely remember the "shutdown"

Anonymous Tue May 23 07:56:03 2023 No.55059059

>Speaking at a conference organized by the French central bank, Villeroy noted that ECB might go either way with the monetary decision, opting to raise or pause rates depending on the overall economic situation.

>"Primary question today is not how much further to hike rates," the banker noted, stressing the magnitude of the impact resulting from the ongoing rate adjustments is crucial.

yurop is leading in decisions since trump is not there anymore to be the big boy.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 07:57:04 2023 No.55059065 >>55059045 Oy vey, this is literally an insurrection. Time to invoke the 14th ammendment!

Anonymous Tue May 23 07:57:11 2023 No.55059068
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>>55059044
Anheuser Busch is the company, bud light makes up a relatively small amount of their market share, and most traders willing to make a play like that have already made it. You're late to the party and the trade has already run most of its course.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 07:57:54 2023 No.55059073 strong selling on ES

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 07:57:54 2023 No.55059072 when debt ceiling dump

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 07:58:54 2023 No.55059079 >>55059072 check breadth on QQQ vs QQQE

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 07:59:06 2023 No.55059080 >>55059072 Projected TGA running out of money is second week of June I think. Don't get your hopes up.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 07:59:25 2023 No.55059081 >>55059044 no. never short because of news fud, especially if its just about some tranny ad only greedy pigs do this (and get slaughtered)

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 07:59:56 2023 No.55059085 >China not buying US treasury bonds anymore Well shit, Japan and China are dumping USA. Who's next? UK? Belgium? Luxembourg?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 08:03:28 2023 No.55059094 Now that patriots are in control we can negate the europoor dump because they can't do economics right like Americans

Anonymous Tue May 23 08:14:02 2023 No.55059135

>>55059094
The more I think about it, the more obvious that was a complacency psyop by the FBI/DHS, by getting people to trust the "patriots in control" at the corrupt left wing agencies that were actively trying to fuck them by organizing the covid bullshit and riots to unseat Trump.

Anonymous Tue May 23 08:22:15 2023 No.55059179

>niggervidia is worth 0.6TN because muh CUDA is never gonna be replaced!
LMFAO
This took 10 seconds in chatgpt (Powered by NVIDIA)

1.
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tell me how to design something that can replace CUDA

To design a system that can replace CUDA, which is a parallel computing platform and programming model, you would need to consider several key aspects. CUDA is specifically designed to utilize the parallel processing capabilities of NVIDIA GPUs, so an alternative solution should aim to provide similar functionalities and performance. Here are the general steps you can follow:

Define your requirements: Clearly outline the goals and requirements of your alternative solution. Consider factors such as performance, scalability, ease of use, compatibility with existing software, and support for different hardware architectures.

Determine the target hardware: CUDA is primarily used with NVIDIA GPUs. To replace CUDA, you need to identify the hardware platforms your solution will support. It could be CPUs, other GPU architectures, or specialized hardware accelerators.

Choose a programming model: CUDA utilizes a programming model that includes parallel processing primitives, memory management, and execution control. Select or design a programming model that suits your alternative solution. Common choices include OpenCL, OpenMP, SYCL, and Vulkan.

Anonymous Tue May 23 08:23:17 2023 No.55059183

>>55059179
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Develop language bindings: CUDA provides language bindings for popular programming languages like C, C++, and Python. You'll need to develop similar language bindings for your chosen programming model to ensure compatibility with existing codebases.

Implement parallel computing primitives: CUDA provides a set of primitives and libraries (e.g., cuBLAS, cuFFT) that offer optimized implementations for common parallel computing tasks. Design and implement similar libraries or leverage existing open-source alternatives that can provide parallel computing capabilities on your target hardware.

Optimize performance: CUDA is known for its efficient execution on GPUs. To replace it, you need to focus on optimizing performance for your alternative solution. This may involve fine-tuning algorithms, utilizing hardware-specific features, and optimizing memory access patterns.

Provide tools and APIs: CUDA comes with a comprehensive set of tools and APIs that aid in development, profiling, and debugging. Create or integrate tools and APIs to assist developers in using your alternative solution effectively.

Anonymous Tue May 23 08:23:45 2023 No.55059187
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AAAAAAAAAAAGH this has to be the most boring market ever. What are these movements? -0.17% here, 0.04% there. Random pump, random dump. I know you buy and hold in such a market but it's just so boring

Anonymous Tue May 23 08:24:18 2023 No.55059191

>>55059183
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Ensure compatibility and migration: Consider compatibility with existing CUDA applications and provide migration paths or tools to help users transition from CUDA to your alternative solution.

Establish developer community and support: Foster a developer community around your alternative solution by providing documentation, tutorials, forums, and support channels. Encouraging contributions and feedback will help improve and refine your system.

Test and benchmark: Thoroughly test your alternative solution on various hardware configurations and benchmark it against existing solutions to demonstrate its capabilities and performance.

Remember that designing a complete replacement for CUDA is a complex task. It requires a deep understanding of parallel computing principles, hardware architectures, and software development. Collaboration with a team of experts in these domains will greatly enhance your chances of success.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 08:30:15 2023 No.55059216 >>55059187 we got spoiled with the covid crash and all. that was fun

>>	Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ Tue May 23 08:32:28 2023 No.55059227 >>55059179 CUDA definitely is quite the moat Are there really any other GPUs on the market, and do they actually have anything quite like CUDA?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 08:32:38 2023 No.55059228 why is it so hard to buy the 1 month bonds i just want to park 50k there for a month for my free 200 dollars.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 08:36:15 2023 No.55059241 >>55059227 the joke is we can use AI to replace the AI company

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 08:37:41 2023 No.55059250 >>55059228 It's easy on Schwab yesterday I just put my entire net wealth into a 6/6/2023 treasury yielding 5.8%

Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ Tue May 23 08:37:42 2023 No.55059251

>>55059179
>Common choices include OpenCL, OpenMP, SYCL, and Vulkan
OpenMP is for CPU parallelism, not GPU processing like CUDA, IIRC.
I’ve written code in both

>>55059191
>>55059183
>>55059179
>This took 10 seconds in chatgpt
What was the point of posting this? it’s a bunch of nonsense, which is apparent to anybody that actually knows anything about CUDA.
You may as well have just posted a chunk of the wikipedia page for CUDA

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 08:37:50 2023 No.55059254 >>55059228 parking 50k for 200 big ones right before a looming default. I like the way you think

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 08:39:14 2023 No.55059264 >>55059254 there is 0 chance the US defaults >>55059250 will have to look into schwab

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 08:39:34 2023 No.55059267 >>55059251 >What was the point of posting this? it shows that you can follow some kind of methodology and create a replacement to CUDA retards think it can't be replaced

Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ Tue May 23 08:43:41 2023 No.55059285
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>>55059241
>we can use AI to replace the AI company
>we can use AI to replace a company
Ah yes, the same AI that was recently documented as unable to determine what letter comes after “e” in ketchup.
The very same one that struggles with basic story problems.
Ah yes, cleverbot 2.0.
You have my complete confidence that this AI can completely replace Nvidia, anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 08:43:46 2023 No.55059286 1h of nothing on the indices lol

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 08:46:29 2023 No.55059294 File: 4 KB, 249x201, 1684688222639505.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's happening in europe?

Anonymous Tue May 23 08:47:04 2023 No.55059299

>>55059285
Then why are we pumping solely because of this AI crap? The market is pricing in some kind of AI revolution when that could very well not be the case. If the evidence was at least tangible but no, in this case there is no evidence that clearly demonstrates how AI will increase earnings.

Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ Tue May 23 08:48:05 2023 No.55059304

>>55059267
you clearly don’t even comprehend the output yourself, anon. it was basically kinda like this:

>Hey ChatGPT, how do I replace Coca-Cola as a company
>1) Create a new drink and imagine how it would taste
>2) You’ll need to identify the ingredients for making this drink
>3) Set up some manufacturing plants for producing your new drink
>OMG YOU GUISE CHATGPT CAN LITRALY PRINT OUT NEW BUSINESSES FOR ME. COCA-COLA IS FINISHED.
This is literally you right now.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 08:54:25 2023 No.55059330 >>55059304 I get all that, you dumbass, don't you think that's obvious? I already said it just gives you a process a methodology. Obviously someone has to actually implement that process. Dumbass.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 08:54:26 2023 No.55059331 >>55059294 I think there's a war or something going on in the eastern part, and rumor has it the British Isles are being converted to a penal colony.

Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ Tue May 23 08:54:55 2023 No.55059332

>>55059299
you need the chips for training AI models.
it’s like how the shitcoin hype resulted in more people buying GPUs because they were using them to mine shitcoins.

AI models can literally take weeks of running math shit to train. Actually, for the really big chatGPT ones, it’s months or years.

And now all of big tech and a whole slew of start-ups wants to make their ChatGPT competitor.

So, it’s like the shitcoin, but replace the mining part with training AI models.

If that’s too hard for you to comprehend, try this:
>Roko’s Basilisk, right?
>So the AI literally eats GPUs to get smarter.
>You profit by the evil AI not wanting to end you.
>The evil AI doesn’t want to end you if you help make it smarter
>Thus, profiting requires that you acquire GPUs for feeding the evil AI so that it can get smarter

Anonymous Tue May 23 08:56:21 2023 No.55059337

The Sapir-Whorf hypothesis, even though it's founded in pseudoscience, ended up being correct through sheer dumb luck. Human language and intelligence are the same thing. Logical reasoning is embedded in the words we use, and even though transformers aren't particularly good models, they're able to model language and thus capture some of that intelligence.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 08:56:29 2023 No.55059338 >>55059286 beginning of an upward move?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 08:57:51 2023 No.55059344 >>55059332 You'll be able to run a human-level intelligence on a single low cost commodity chip by 2026.

>>	Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ Tue May 23 08:58:19 2023 No.55059348 File: 482 KB, 1200x1047, B5C9F095-6EB6-4AFF-A9CA-C0BEF02E0627.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55059330 >OMG CHATGPT GIVES ME VAGUE OBVIOUS INSTRUCTIONS >NVIDIA IS LITERALLY OVER >I AM SO SMART, GUISE

Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ Tue May 23 09:05:01 2023 No.55059381

>>55059344
you’ll absolutely be able to run a ChatGPT level intelligence *directly* on your phone within the next 12-18 months according to the glowies that I talk to at work

>human-level intelligence
Now this is the debatable part.
Exactly how smart is “human-level”?
I guess you could argue that ChatGPT is already smarter than the average porchmonkey… but isn’t siri and alexa as well?
I guess ChatGPT can write diversity-hire levels of code too, and much more quickly, which normies find somewhat impressive, but is that really human-level intelligence?
You’ll have that directly runnable on your phone within 12-18 months.
It’s bound to substantially improve over the next few years too.
So perhaps a more convincing “human-level intelligence” will be there too be 2026.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 09:08:31 2023 No.55059393 >>55059338 just too much selling

Anonymous Tue May 23 09:09:42 2023 No.55059398

>>55059381
>you’ll absolutely be able to run a ChatGPT level intelligence *directly* on your phone within the next 12-18 months according to the glowies that I talk to at work
Is that a general prediction, or do they have a specific technology in mind that they're working on? And by human level, I mean all aspects of human intelligence, including vision, language, long term memory, spatial reasoning, and executive agency. The point is that if you can do a production run of 100k chips you can basically create a god.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 09:11:03 2023 No.55059405 Holy fuck, Coffee (Robusta) isn't stopping. Sugar pumping again, Cocoa cooling off a little. This will be REAL bad for inflation data.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 09:12:52 2023 No.55059415 >1950: AI exists >not usable due computing power >2023: chatbot exists >still big bottlenecks due hardware >OMG GUISE SENTINENT AI COMING TO YOUR PHONE IN 12 MONTHS god you people are seriously retarded

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 09:15:03 2023 No.55059425 >>55059415 if only u knew just how posthuman things really are

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 09:15:57 2023 No.55059432 File: 3.48 MB, 4000x2666, 1671028234180437.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55059381 Why does Amazon (AMZN) have AWS anyway they should spin it off, so not to have its retail side drag it down.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 09:16:28 2023 No.55059435 >>55059405 Fuck the third world robusta sucks

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 09:18:09 2023 No.55059442 >>55059435 It's the less important coffee, but it's often mixed with Arabica and probably will still lead to coffee producers hiking prices for bullshit reasons.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 09:21:43 2023 No.55059457 >>55059442 I like my coffee like I like women Pure Arabica

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 09:26:24 2023 No.55059478 >>55059432 Why would AMZN stock be worth over $100 when their shit isn't really growing anymore? Even their Prime subscription is a rip off. Their deliveries have consistently been getting worse over time.

Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ Tue May 23 09:30:57 2023 No.55059499

>>55059398
>Is that a general prediction
No, I think they’re literally working on it

>And by human level, I mean all aspects of human intelligence, including vision, language, long term memory, spatial reasoning, and executive agency
lol I think that’s a stretch even for 2026
let’s not forget that humans can drive and that self-driving cars is apparently some kind of massive challenge.

>>	Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ Tue May 23 09:32:10 2023 No.55059505 >>55059415 Literally this tho. This faggot fucking gets it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 09:34:11 2023 No.55059514 >>55059405 when will we see it reflected in the data, next month? that type of shit always goes up and down though, i mean how big is cocoa in the calcs anyways?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 09:35:13 2023 No.55059520 >>55059478 Part of that is just deliveries in general. Amazon deliveries have gotten worse, but normal FedEX and UPS have gotten way worse. Amazon has held up deliveries a bit better because of their last mile contractors locally.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 09:36:27 2023 No.55059527 >>55059415 >>55059505 >heh actually it still has limitations somewhat Ok it will still replace a ton of people

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 09:36:28 2023 No.55059528 >I sold at the top YES YES YES YES YAAAAAASSSSSSS LIFE'S GOOD BROS NOW I'LL BUY THE DIP TOMORROW AND MAKE EVEN MORE I CAN CRY RIGHT NOW t. beginners luck right before I lose everything.

Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ Tue May 23 09:37:00 2023 No.55059531

>>55059432
>Why do runners bother even keeping their arms if they’re literally dead weight?
>Why hasn’t Goldman Sachs spun off marcus savings accounts when they’re an investment bank?
>Why the fuck would warren buffett ever think it’s a good idea to merge kraft and heinz when you can literally just spin off the less profitable one?
>What the fuck is the point of a company ever trying to have multiple functioning revenue streams when they already have one cash cow money maker?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 09:37:40 2023 No.55059535 >>55059528 >>I sold at the top what asset?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 09:37:40 2023 No.55059534 >>55059514 Don't know, but it's not only cocoa but sugar, orange juice, Beef, coffee. And Saudis seem to want to pump Oil again by probably cutting, as Energy Minister is warning short sellers.

>>	Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ Tue May 23 09:39:23 2023 No.55059543 >>55059527 >OMG FUTURE NAO YOU GUISE I wonder if people were this hyped when cleverbot first came out. Or Clippy.

>>	Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ Tue May 23 09:41:57 2023 No.55059553 >>55059478 >WhY wOuLd a StOcK TiCkEr EvEr bE mOrE tHaN tHe PrOdUcT??!? Why aren’t google shares free, nigger?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 09:44:11 2023 No.55059562 Pacw bobros.. Its over

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 09:44:20 2023 No.55059564 >>55059478 Why not spin that off and so the C-suits can exchange their shares for AWS shares and dump the retail on the market

Anonymous Tue May 23 09:49:15 2023 No.55059589

>>55059535
small euro bank
it's going to push higher anyways and I'll buy back in but I'm taking no risks
birds in hands over birds in bushes
Every day it dumps and every day it goes back up again. I was crabbing for days. Now I'll buy the dump and then sell the crab top again.
It's going to rise anyways since they're buying back a lot of shares.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 09:50:50 2023 No.55059597 >>55059534 desu we're better if the prices rise earlier rather than later, because worst case scenario is the fucking fed pivots and then has to go BACK up again...in that scenario pretty sure the market would absolutely crater.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 09:57:27 2023 No.55059630 >>55059597 Great, I'm heavily short.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 10:03:44 2023 No.55059651 File: 3.94 MB, 576x1024, 1684573162366776.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55058998 you leave him alone he'll catch the falling melt up

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 10:03:55 2023 No.55059653 >>55059527 idk man I asked chatgpt how many bees would fill a cow's heart but it told me that was impossible

Anonymous Tue May 23 10:07:34 2023 No.55059670

>>55059534
>And Saudis seem to want to pump Oil again by probably cutting, as Energy Minister is warning short sellers.
saudis price target is $100 but if oil doesn't break out of its 60-80 range, especially now going into summer season, then you just know demand is fucked and a very bad sign for both oil and economy. both going lower

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 10:08:19 2023 No.55059674 real rise on the indices this time?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 10:13:54 2023 No.55059705 File: 87 KB, 1280x915, 1681523429593293.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fucking FTSE when it will stop going up my europe short is fucking me up hard

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 10:24:12 2023 No.55059757 File: 50 KB, 640x640, 1684444641957806.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55059299 Its called speculation

Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Tue May 23 10:29:06 2023 No.55059784

Morning all y'all. Today is going to be red. It's like I was saying, we're going to see less and less investor confidence in the market as we get closer to the debt ceiling deadline. Then after the default happens we're going to really see some shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 10:30:48 2023 No.55059791 The real investment opportunity is anti AI tech. Who makes this

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 10:31:11 2023 No.55059794 File: 112 KB, 1000x562, moat crab.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55059784 Further crabbing

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Tue May 23 10:33:32 2023 No.55059803 >>55059543 Just look at the return on investment of a single share of Microsoft since the release of Clippy. This is going to be huge.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 10:36:59 2023 No.55059814 >>55059651 00:48-49, you just know.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 10:37:10 2023 No.55059815 Bitcoin is better

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 10:38:52 2023 No.55059822 insane moves on the 1 month and 6m. yields already hit new highs today. lol, lmao

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 10:49:20 2023 No.55059865 File: 2.07 MB, 2000x1312, US_Navy_030328-M-0000X-005_Kuwaiti_firefighters_fight_to_secure_a_burning_oil_well_in_the_Rumaila_oilfields.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >OIL >GASOIL OOOOOOOOIL

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 10:57:05 2023 No.55059901 File: 810 KB, 1920x1080, psychoWalk.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >How I walk into work today after having the dream where I murder people again last night

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 11:15:13 2023 No.55059985 >>55058051 THE INTERN BEHIND THIS WILL BE SWIFTLY FIRED

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 11:20:43 2023 No.55060021 >>55056812 Why are interest rates shooting up all of a sudden? Is it just a default premium for US Treasuries? Or is inflation fears back?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 11:21:55 2023 No.55060025 >>55058051 >race distances vary based on individual's age uh swaetie, why be ageist when you can be quiet?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 11:23:46 2023 No.55060036 >>55059985 JOHN DEERE GREEN IS BEING DISCONTINUED. ALL NEW TRACTORS WILL STRICTLY BE PAINTED IN THE TRANNY FLAG COLORS. Sorry Chud

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 11:25:16 2023 No.55060043 >>55060036 Seat comes with a dildo as a default. You must pay extra if you don't want one

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 11:26:12 2023 No.55060046 https://twitter.com/dampedspring/status/1659878311210754048 NVDA open interest is net long

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 11:31:28 2023 No.55060085 File: 66 KB, 720x953, Screenshot_20230523_043015_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pacific western Bank $15 soon, told you people last week to get it at $5

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 11:35:17 2023 No.55060111 File: 772 KB, 1000x1333, 7237c84875ad59c7f35085b7e3311a9f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55060085 what happens in 3 weeks when we go to 5.5-5.75?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 11:38:01 2023 No.55060128 >>55060111 Feds ended the banking crisis. Catch up or get left in the dust buddy

Anonymous Tue May 23 11:43:06 2023 No.55060165
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>>55059865
>OIL MARKET: Saudi Energy Minister tells oil speculators to "watch out"; he says that OPEC+ should be vigilant and proactive

Uh oh, Jennifer, better dump another 100 million SPR barrels!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 11:44:36 2023 No.55060177 File: 728 KB, 1276x2513, 1683718959326626.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55059651 This is evil. The jews are trying destroy private cunny holdings so no one will be able to compete in thier market after the great reset.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 11:44:36 2023 No.55060178 >>55060165 I've lost so much money from OIL I don't want to try and make a profit from that shit unless I'm siphoning it from cars during the apocalypse

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 11:45:34 2023 No.55060186 File: 48 KB, 471x388, Internally laughing Pepe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55059085 Retail baggies. Not joking, they're the marginal demand. Life insurers, Boomers, and Boomer pensions can't get enough of that "risk free" yield.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 11:46:49 2023 No.55060194 >>55060186 I'd love to invest in bonds but the website is so fucking outdated I don't know what I'm looking at

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 11:47:17 2023 No.55060196 File: 27 KB, 216x398, 1610484091926.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55060165 >IRAQ OIL MINISTER SAYS WE ARE COMMITED TO OPEC+ CUTS >>55060178 Just buy low bro

Anonymous Tue May 23 11:49:38 2023 No.55060208
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>>55060194
Anon, think very carefully about what happens when the debt ceiling is raised.

If you conclude "Yellen will issue a lot of bonds", that's why you should not buy bonds.

If you conclude "Yellen will issue a lot of bills, only fucking that part of the maid and harmlessly draining the RRP", that's why you should read this book and not buy bonds.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 11:53:19 2023 No.55060223 I hate after/pre market trading so God damn much

Anonymous Tue May 23 11:53:24 2023 No.55060224

MILAN/LONDON, May 23 (Reuters) - Concerns over recession and sticky inflation will weigh on European shares over the coming months but fading policy headwinds could see the main benchmarks reach new highs next year, a Reuters poll found.

“The economic data has to show that we enter a soft landing. That would clear the way for a loosening in monetary conditions and will open the perspective for earnings growth in 2024.”

Germany’s DAX is seen closing 2023 at 15,900, down 2.0% from Monday, France’s CAC 40 and Italy’s FTSE MIB were expected to fall 7.7% and 6.6% respectively by year-end and Spain’s IBEX by 7.0%.

Britain’s FTSE 100 is seen ending this year at 7,775 points, broadly in line with Monday’s close, before rising to 8,100 and 8,351 points respectively by mid- and end-2024.

(Other stories from the Reuters Q2 global stock markets poll package:)

Reporting by Danilo Masoni in Milan, Samuel Indyk and Lucy Raitano in London; Polling by Susobhan Sarkar, Milounee Purohit and Anitta Sunal; Editing by Kirsten Donovan

I see DAX at 14000

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 11:54:46 2023 No.55060231 I wish I put more faith in regionals. My 26% WAL gain could have been 210%...

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 11:54:56 2023 No.55060232 >>55059405 OK, but when do JO buds get to cum?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 11:58:44 2023 No.55060257 File: 55 KB, 1024x1024, 1684258984606506.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >they're trying to shill the "tru flation!" website again on the catalog

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 11:59:22 2023 No.55060264 >>55060232 JO?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 11:59:36 2023 No.55060267 >>55060223 Fidelity won't even let me trade pre-market

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 12:01:01 2023 No.55060279 File: 53 KB, 956x388, Edging and denial ticker.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55060264 Yeah, you know, JO.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 12:05:33 2023 No.55060304 File: 85 KB, 839x768, 1684632675872685.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] we went down overnight

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 12:06:19 2023 No.55060312 >>55060279 Don't trade these things like BOIL or JO. Don't even have these. If I want to gamble on coffee I directly trade it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 12:07:56 2023 No.55060321 >>55060021 Bond futures broke through the downside of a channel they've been in for some time. Less default premium and more "wow, DC really is fucked up. Maybe lending these people money for decades is a bad idea."

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 12:09:23 2023 No.55060331 >>55060312 Oh yeah, I'm just memeing about the ticker. Definitely trade futures directly if you can.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 12:10:40 2023 No.55060338 >>55060321 LTT are spiking but its impossible to tell why. Are they now pricing in the default risk? Higher long term inflation?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 12:11:01 2023 No.55060340 >>55060331 Though, there are these markets in EU, most often by "Wisdomtree", but low leverage and pretty wide spread + ETF decay.

Anonymous Tue May 23 12:11:14 2023 No.55060342

Fed's Kashkari: A possible mild recession would bring inflation down.

>Fed's Kashkari: A possible mild recession would bring inflation down.
Fed's Kashkari: A possible mild recession would bring inflation down.

>Fed's Kashkari: A possible mild recession would bring inflation down.
Fed's Kashkari: A possible mild recession would bring inflation down.

>Fed's Kashkari: A possible mild recession would bring inflation down.
Fed's Kashkari: A possible mild recession would bring inflation down.

>Fed's Kashkari: A possible mild recession would bring inflation down.
Fed's Kashkari: A possible mild recession would bring inflation down.

>Fed's Kashkari: A possible mild recession would bring inflation down.

Anonymous Tue May 23 12:12:04 2023 No.55060348
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>>55060224
>I see DAX at 14000
+ 3000 maybe. We're going to new highs, m8. There is quite literally nothing to stop this bull run. Service inflation is running extremely hot and now with summer coming up... I can't see this market falling

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 12:12:05 2023 No.55060349 >>55058460 Wut

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 12:13:34 2023 No.55060361 File: 75 KB, 587x619, Now_Who's_the_Dummy_-_Octavio.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I need to make $1500 this week to offset yesterday's heem. Shill me some big dick plays boys

Anonymous Tue May 23 12:13:56 2023 No.55060366

>>55060342
>A mostly peaceful recession would bring inflation down.
A mostly peaceful recession would bring inflation down.
>A mostly peaceful recession would bring inflation down.
A mostly peaceful recession would bring inflation down.
>2 weeks will flatten the curve, and bring infection down.
2 weeks will flatten the curve, and bring infection down.

Don't forget to get your next booster shot, i - i mean rate hike!!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 12:14:48 2023 No.55060374 >>55060338 When you think about it, the higher long term inflation is a form of default. There's also the possibility of this being flow-driven, say by Japanese investors repatriating their capital.

Anonymous Tue May 23 12:15:22 2023 No.55060379
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>>55060366
>>55060342
reminder that these retards know exactly what causes and removes inflation and they are just trying to constantly memory hole it with random bullshit

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 12:15:44 2023 No.55060386 >>55060361 0dte put spread

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 12:16:13 2023 No.55060391 File: 105 KB, 600x800, 75BCC85D-4509-4511-A21F-D61077103CB9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It’s over

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 12:16:34 2023 No.55060394 >>55060361 UCO. Then start shit talking Saudis on Twitter.

Anonymous Tue May 23 12:16:36 2023 No.55060395

>>55060021
uninverting of yield curve
higher for longer
sticky services inflation
high inflation worldwide, especially EU - central banks linked, where if Fed doesn't match what they are doing (they are continuing to hike since they have 10% inflation in some nations) then the dollar falls
if dollar falls = commodities up = inflationary
so cannot stop if others are continuing
we also had multiple fed pres come out in the last 7 days to say
>2 more hikes...maybe
>data dependent
>sticky inflation, still too high
>maybe more hikes
>no cuts
and then in combination with this, you have genuine retards who think
>WAOOOW, we're getting a NO landing!! expansionary economy!! interest rates should be higher, sell bonds, as the economy is EXPANDING!!!
another thing that is driving bonds right now is the relationship between the yuan and the dollar
China is trying peg the yuan - they do this through the buy and sale of their currency for dollars; recently yuan was too strong, so they sold a fuck ton of yuan and bought US t-bills / bonds
now if too weak, they sell the US t-bills / bonds for dollars, and buy back the yuan

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 12:16:47 2023 No.55060399 >>55060374 Bond markets are a weird mix of simple yet very complex ideas. We know they are pricing in some extra form of risk they are demanding to be compensated for. Now what that is is anyones gues

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 12:16:47 2023 No.55060398 >>55060386 I hate spreads. How come it'll only work if I spread it? Why sell that OTM put if I'm bearish? I'll think about it

Anonymous Tue May 23 12:17:06 2023 No.55060401
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ROBINHOOD FUTURES TRADING COMING 2023
>ROBINHOOD FUTURES TRADING COMING 2023
ROBINHOOD FUTURES TRADING COMING 2023
>ROBINHOOD FUTURES TRADING COMING 2023
IT
IS
REAL

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 12:17:48 2023 No.55060408 File: 34 KB, 720x720, 1680043847969845.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55060021 >core inflation is above normal inflation this is the mother of all red flags

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 12:18:25 2023 No.55060416 File: 3.44 MB, 406x720, 1683509356973242.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >futes

Anonymous Tue May 23 12:18:35 2023 No.55060418 [DELETED]

>>55060177
my sis in law is pretty dumb but goddamn she's a Christian and based. She would not accept her daughter being an uggo tranny. And on top of that I've got a cute cousin. I always spank her and cuddle with her. It ingrains in her mind how a man is supposed to be. My boy cousins I playfight with so they become strong men.
Feels good that none of my cousins will ever be trannies. One might turn out gay. I've got suspicions. But like me he'll be a hidden bisex scum and just marry a cute girl. I haven't ever touched another man's dick. I would fuck a femboy to death though. And FtM trannies without surgery. All that pretending they're men but when they're in bed they basically become women again lmao.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 12:19:09 2023 No.55060421 File: 294 KB, 395x341, Despairing Master Chief drinking coffee.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55060401 >HOOD manages to get 24/7 degen shit working before tradfi can even figure out T+1 settlement, much less T+0

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 12:21:12 2023 No.55060432 File: 49 KB, 630x468, 1682153244234800.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55060418 >It ingrains in her mind how a man is supposed to be >bisex scum >wants to shag trannies The absolute state of modern "men"

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 12:23:23 2023 No.55060449 ES will drop

Anonymous Tue May 23 12:25:55 2023 No.55060466
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>>55060401
>>55060421
LIKELY FALSE
is my guess. i just noticed that the tweet, which only just now showed up and all comments are from this morning, was originally posted may 10th. my suspicion is that they had gotten wind of the 24 hr trading and mistakenly assumed it to be futures, but never updated the tweet which suddenly began propagating into feeds.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 12:26:15 2023 No.55060468 >>55060449 It may also pop. Or even lock.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 12:26:55 2023 No.55060474 >>55060449 >ES will drop i meant the vix

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 12:26:57 2023 No.55060475 >>55060466 shit meant to include the fuckin link https://twitter.com/faststocknewss/status/1656394012419588096

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 12:27:48 2023 No.55060480 And just like that, nothing will ever anything ever again

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 12:29:00 2023 No.55060486 >>55060475 >shit forgot link >twitter Ha, you were better off being retarded

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 12:29:25 2023 No.55060489 >>55060267 Regardless of if it puts or calls I have like a fucking 80% getting fucked rate with holding over night.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 12:30:42 2023 No.55060498 File: 587 KB, 1024x1200, 2C5B607F-DE57-417B-84E4-1DE7941267E6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sell in May

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 12:31:38 2023 No.55060502 >>55060348 ok, I'm gonna short harder

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 12:32:18 2023 No.55060506 >>55060231 Green is green. Don't end up like the FRC baggies

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 12:33:38 2023 No.55060513 >>55060498 and go away

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 12:33:47 2023 No.55060516 File: 713 KB, 1273x770, 8155f3352334203eb23dfc9c13c6f112.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The final SMG

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 12:35:55 2023 No.55060530 Just sold my Oil and Gasoil. Lmaoing @ equity baggies.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 12:36:37 2023 No.55060534 File: 261 KB, 575x864, Pumping RBOB price.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55060530 GUZZOLINE https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/russia-considers-gasoline-export-ban-sources-say-2023-05-23/

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 12:36:55 2023 No.55060536 >>55060196 *Iraqi

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 12:38:01 2023 No.55060550 File: 3 KB, 188x212, 1309170304910.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw someone thinks the US will default near me

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 12:39:58 2023 No.55060562 File: 721 KB, 703x633, 1682523041333727.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw someone thinks the US won't default near me

Anonymous Tue May 23 12:41:54 2023 No.55060574

>2 year yield 4.4%
reminder that banks were failing with 4.2%-4.4% 2 year yield 2 months ago
reminder that the curve is staying inverted for longer than banks anticipated
reminder that the higher the 2 year yield rises the more likely we see more catastrophic bank failures

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 12:42:23 2023 No.55060577 tasty premarket dip here

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 12:42:30 2023 No.55060578 >>55060534 >the energy ministry did not replied

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 12:42:33 2023 No.55060580 File: 556 KB, 1500x1499, 1684780612312108.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw someone thinks about something other than cunny near me

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 12:43:22 2023 No.55060587 File: 123 KB, 845x850, 18843D49-A982-4F18-A85F-CFDB7F9C0F7C.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55060578 I want a yummy 4016-17 dipperino

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 12:44:00 2023 No.55060590 Can someone explain to a retard? What happens if the us defaults for like 2 days then the corpses reach a deal?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 12:44:56 2023 No.55060601 >>55056812 bake a new bread asap

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 12:45:07 2023 No.55060603 File: 200 KB, 1600x1407, C1COpg8VEAAEvQm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55060580 >>55060534 Raviolli Raviolli guzzle my gasolli?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 12:45:07 2023 No.55060602 >>55060590 line move a lot then crab

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 12:47:14 2023 No.55060621 >>55060590 I get a two day vacation without having to use leave time. I'm thinking of putting in some ground cover plants on a steep part of my front yard, so don't worry: the time will be well spent.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 12:47:40 2023 No.55060623 File: 455 KB, 533x962, 1675443669529115.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55060601

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 12:48:13 2023 No.55060627 >every fucking dying tech company's earnings call mentions AI like 50 times Grim

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 12:48:35 2023 No.55060633 >>55060550 >>55060562 >>55060580 The triality of fourchannels

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 12:50:16 2023 No.55060651 Baking now

Anonymous Tue May 23 12:50:20 2023 No.55060652
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>>55060590
that happened back around 2012.
Warren Buffet downgraded the US from AAA to AA grade bonds and short interest shot up.
Bonds Dipped then yields went straight up for 8 years till people were paying 179k for a 100k bond

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 12:51:30 2023 No.55060663 File: 2.06 MB, 640x478, 1684733658011855.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] just kidding lol

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 12:52:37 2023 No.55060674 i have a very important message for smg and i will reveal it in the next thread

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Tue May 23 12:52:58 2023 No.55060676 >>55060652 I remember, it was that fucking nigger's fault. I will never forget the head nigger for what he did to are cuntry.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 12:53:31 2023 No.55060681 File: 84 KB, 586x607, 8F22BD9E-FD5F-460D-A58F-FDB360ADEC58.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55060627 >Artificial AI

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 12:53:38 2023 No.55060684 I have a very trivial shitpost for smg and I will reveal it in the next thread

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 12:53:53 2023 No.55060687 File: 250 KB, 640x480, B1E77F9D-EC99-4A30-B9D9-E53DBF9248AD.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >may

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Tue May 23 12:55:11 2023 No.55060698 >>55060681 >We will be using an Artificial AI in an intelligent way to drive more revenue growth.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 12:55:37 2023 No.55060701 >>55060698 Synergy

Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Tue May 23 12:58:06 2023 No.55060721

>>55060698
>3 months later
We're broke, but I will be stepping down as CEO and serve as Chairperson, while letting our propriety AI technology take over all the decision making responsibilities of CEO and we will be appointing Dylan Mulvaney to serve as CEO in title only.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 12:58:58 2023 No.55060729 How fucking hard is it to bake at 300? Jesus fucking christ

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 12:59:26 2023 No.55060731 >>55060721 *Chairpersxn

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 12:59:29 2023 No.55060733 SMG is finally over

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 13:00:27 2023 No.55060736 Fine, I'll fucking bake. One sec.

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Tue May 23 13:01:41 2023 No.55060744 >>55060736 thanks

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 13:02:58 2023 No.55060753 new >>55056812 >>55056812 >>55056812 >>55056812 >>55056812

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 13:03:00 2023 No.55060754 >>55060749 >>55060749 >>55060749 >>55060749

>>	Anonymous Tue May 23 13:04:32 2023 No.55060772 >>55057533 Only sometimes

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