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55053819 No.55053819 [Reply] [Original]

What to do? Im a SWE,
> unemployed.
> 5 YOE.
> 650 applications
biz bros if u have a business idea lmk im desperate rn frfr

>> No.55053848

>>55053819
learn to code

>> No.55053850

>>55053819
take a shower

>> No.55053852
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55053852

23/m fresh graduatee
i asked anons and a bunch of guys are the same, no one can find a job. I started POD, which is designing shirts and selling on shops. My account got suspended
so i referee football matches for junior football for a living. it's depressing but nothing better i suppose

>> No.55053857

>>55053819
What does "5 YOE" mean?

>> No.55053865

>>55053857
never heard of it but i mean 5 YOE
5 years of experience
i mean its not hard anon

>> No.55053868
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55053868

Meet the 30 Year Old Japanese Millionaire Making $3.8 Million Per Day! ($6M House Tour)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHKmo5MOy5g
https://twitter.com/ushikai30

>> No.55053904

>>55053868
stop spamming Ushikai no one gives a shit about your trust funds

>> No.55056047

>>55053819
Have you been messaging recruiters on linkedin? You need to be constantly improving and embellishing your resume, going over interview prep (even if you aren't getting interviews, it lets you know what employers are looking for), applying, and cold-messaging recruiters. A lot of people who don't get jobs out of college didn't get hired because they through together a sloppy overly honest or obnoxiously inflated resume sent out a hundred apps on Indeed and called it a day.

>> No.55056059

>>55053868
>NPC grey

>> No.55056108

>>55053865
Thanks. I just didn't want to assume.

>> No.55056181

>>55053819
This what i did:
Bought food caravan with hotdog machine and donut machine.
Got a food licence from council.
Rang manager of street market, asked if i could bring my caravan. He said yes.
Went to all kinds of festivals even a Bruce Springsteen concert -- made tons of cash, had awesome time.

>> No.55056633

>>55053852
Enjoy your neet life now, you will never be this happy once you become a corpo code nigger

>> No.55056643

everything thing that was needed has been coded now. Now you can just grab code and glue it with chatgpt or copilot at best.

>> No.55056669

>>55053819
Change your name to Shaniqua and identify as a lesbian nigger. You'll be hired instantly for wfh positions. Blackface and lighting tricks for your camera. Ezpz.

>> No.55057183

>>55053848
kek

>> No.55057197

>>55053868
He is east asian. They are born to be intelligent and autistic. Making money from FOREX is easy for a someone with that type of brain.

>> No.55059091

>>55053848
unironically this is still good advice, even if you live in a shithole this can save your ass, it worked for me, I can live easy for a couple of years and even try my luck with things like PLEB, I just wish I had learned before I was 26

>> No.55059124
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55059124

I'm just going to go on the dark web and just flat out steal someones identity and apply with their fucking information.

>> No.55059379

if you could push a button to instantly kill anyone who ever worked in software engineering, would you?
i would

>> No.55059384

>>55053868
>makes $4M a day
>lives in $6M house
how low must your IQ be for those numbers not to ring an alarm bell?
you make about $100 a day at your mcdonalds job. do you live in a $150 house?

>> No.55059394

>>55053868
damn this guy is going to be the richest person alive in just 144 years

>> No.55059883

>>55056047
>Have you been messaging recruiters on linkedin? You need to be constantly improving and embellishing your resume, going over interview prep (even if you aren't getting interviews, it lets you know what employers are looking for), applying, and cold-messaging recruiters. A lot of people who don't get jobs out of college didn't get hired because they through together a sloppy overly honest or obnoxiously inflated resume sent out a hundred apps on Indeed and called it a day.
Tell me you're American without telling me

>> No.55060390

>5 YOE

That's your problem. Most companies only hire juniors because they are cheap.

>> No.55062636

>>55059379
>This comment was brought to you by software developed by software engineers
Your opinion is trash and lacks self awareness.

>> No.55062679

>>55053852
same thing but I am syrian so I am just unemployed I tried to go out and find another life but my luck is very limited so far.

>> No.55062881

>>55056643
What now?

>> No.55062988

> Fell for the "learn to code bro" meme
> Doesn't realize the field is extremely oversaturated because of said meme (I know - I was a coder for 5 years at a company but it took me 7 months after college to get ONE job offer despite hundreds of job applications and dozens of interviews)
> AI will gradually, but soon aggressively take away all coder jobs

Sorry bud, let this be a very painful but valuable lesson to learn in your life - NEVER listen to meme advice, most especially if you're looking to "make it".

P.S.: If you wish to ignore what I said above, you can at least get noticed by recruiters on linkedin - hint: you need a GREAT network and some side projects you've uploaded to GitHub

>> No.55063145

All codeniggers must move to europe. Baltics is probably the best place. You will get a decent job in a week. You will make less than in US and western europe but it will be 3-5x more than median wage. Estonia is probably the best option

>> No.55063176

>>55063145
Not if you're brown though, then go somewhere else

>> No.55063215

>>55062988
Lol I recruit using LinkedIn and I never look at Github, it's too easy to fake

>> No.55063231

>>55053819
None, i too am unemployed but garbage tier work experience. Have a degree too.

>>55053848
Doubt its as easy as people claim, at least in terms of getting a job with it

t. Solo game dev

>> No.55063274

>>55056047
>the typical american
And I live in america. You dont have to do any of this you either get the job or you don't. I know people, doing all that extra stuff is pointless it just amounts to apply more. There is no point to "interview practice" unless you fumble so badly every time on every question. And even then you can still get hired kek. You remind of that loser temp agency telling me I need to be "connecting" with people and unironically even mentioning twitter to job hunt lel

>> No.55063315

>>55060390
Lol
>have 0 years experience
>ignored
>have 5 years experience
>ignored
>have 10 years experience
>ignored
>have 20 years experience
>you're hired for entry level wages :^)