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/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL Anonymous Mon May 22 04:32:14 2023 No.55047405 [Reply] [Original]

Sunday Drinks Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://www.optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com

>Screeners
https://www.finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://www.etfdb.com/
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator

>Calendars
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://www.market24hclock.com/
https://www.squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://www.tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://www.finance.yahoo.com/research
https://www.finsight.com/bond-screener/corporate-bonds

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>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 04:33:39 2023 No.55047414 When you lose all your money tomorrow, remember that the farty pony whisperer warned you about it.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 04:34:21 2023 No.55047419 File: 190 KB, 1813x821, MOOOONI.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bro's get some MONI bright and early. At the open. She's ready to go t. Penny Jesus

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 04:34:44 2023 No.55047423 File: 58 KB, 721x286, Spicy TGA update.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] TGAutist has an update. It's..not good. https://twitter.com/Johncomiskey77/status/1660485358902038535

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 04:35:59 2023 No.55047429 File: 152 KB, 848x886, 1684707420931002.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 04:39:50 2023 No.55047442 File: 23 KB, 400x399, 1675715587915683.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55047405 I would love to sit down there and forgot my troubles. Then go upstairs to a nice, quaint room for the night. On topic, I think QQQ is the move tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 04:40:12 2023 No.55047445 >>55047429 >crypto shit yikes brah, kys

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 04:40:51 2023 No.55047451 File: 550 KB, 163x153, 1681332321475272.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] it's time to get more bearish >>55047442 yeah, the move down

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 04:41:34 2023 No.55047456 File: 47 KB, 830x515, 1684709606971432.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55047445 GONE GONE YOUR SHIT IS GONE GONE WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 04:45:41 2023 No.55047480 the more futures pump the lower volume gets, bearish

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 05:06:03 2023 No.55047585 >>55047480 not gonna do much beyond this little range until premarket probably

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 05:07:19 2023 No.55047589 File: 516 KB, 2065x414, 1681550658901445.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] CNN doing god's work

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 05:08:40 2023 No.55047594 File: 1 KB, 223x49, Capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] summed up my YTD trades, apparently I'm better at shorting than long how do i profit from this?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 05:08:47 2023 No.55047595 >>55047589 Elon is controlled opposition. Anyway is a default good for UNG?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 05:10:55 2023 No.55047601 >>55047442 please no I bought SQQQ at close on Friday

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 05:14:57 2023 No.55047620 File: 51 KB, 926x718, 1561167569860 - Short.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55047594 Pimp on, shorty https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T86-lkbcHhM

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 05:17:26 2023 No.55047632 >>55047423 What does that shit mean?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 05:19:53 2023 No.55047644 >>55047589 Funny how every single time he gets called out for shady shit, immediately certain people jump in to defend him. you literally can't criticize soros.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 05:20:19 2023 No.55047648 >>55047632 Someone trying to sell their secret trading course/discord group for the low price of $300 and uses fancy acronyms to fool idiots on the internet

Anonymous Mon May 22 05:22:18 2023 No.55047659

>>55047632
As we know, the Federal government isn't running out of money at some predictable, linear rate. Different things are paid on different days, tax revenue is unpredictable, etc.

Yellen's "I can only guarantee payments up to June 1st" is political posturing since, despite being a witch, she does not know the future. However through the magic of autistically piecing together dozens of payments, forecasting tax revenue for this year vs last, looking at treasury bill dates, etc, you can get a pretty good idea of when exactly we'd run out of money.

Now, instead of likely making it to the end of July, we're actually possibly defaulting June 9th.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 05:22:51 2023 No.55047662 >>55047644 I assume cnn is paid off, and that he is like gates in that he spreads his money everywhere to buy influence

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 05:24:00 2023 No.55047672 >>55047659 well fuck. Default it is. Now I want to see what would really happen world wide if it happens.

Anonymous Mon May 22 05:24:43 2023 No.55047675
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>>55047648
Nope, you can read his shit for free here: https://johncomiskey.substack.com/p/updated-x-date-analysis

And why on Earth, in the year of our lord 2023, do you not know what "TGA" stands for?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 05:26:46 2023 No.55047681 >>55047675 stop acting like you're smart because you learned an acronym on some random fuckwit on twitter, you have no financial positions from whatever trash you are posting right now, I can guarantee it

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 05:27:56 2023 No.55047687 >>55047648 >>55047681 >seething this hard

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 05:28:17 2023 No.55047691 File: 149 KB, 1920x1080, Wut.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55047681 Nigga, we have been shitposting about TGA balances and net fed liquidity for the past three quarters. Did you just stumble in from reddit or something?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 05:28:41 2023 No.55047693 >>55047675 Total Gaseous Activity, duh

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 05:34:18 2023 No.55047722 File: 2.06 MB, 640x478, 1673231211421663.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >futures

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 05:35:07 2023 No.55047727 MAGAchud gay bears about to get HEEMED today by the Biden Bull. BELIEVE IT

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 05:35:10 2023 No.55047728 >The Fed: Fed’s Kashkari says he’s open to a pause in rate hikes in June pause for 1year=>bullish

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 05:37:05 2023 No.55047737 File: 987 KB, 1152x890, Crab market tyranny political cartoon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55047727 Wrong. The crab is BACK.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 05:44:40 2023 No.55047775 File: 26 KB, 480x218, Japanese on McDonalds.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bullish on MCD

Anonymous Mon May 22 05:45:22 2023 No.55047778
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>Commodities shitting the bed yet again
I dunno man, I'd say highly bullish for tech and semis because of lower costs right?
Btw, I am looking forward to NVDA going to 400 by the end of this week and seeing all the red wojaks from people trying to short the stock of the decade

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 05:49:06 2023 No.55047791 File: 211 KB, 827x927, 1669200584705519.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55047775 that quote is incredible

Anonymous Mon May 22 05:50:15 2023 No.55047801

Anyone else genuinely flabbergasted that people are unironically freaking out about the debt ceiling/a government default? This must be the 10th time in my life so far this has happened, it's just so clearly political nonsense that always works out "at the last minute" to milk it for as long as possible.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 05:53:41 2023 No.55047817 >>55047775 sugoi macadonaru givea me da bwc!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 05:54:46 2023 No.55047820 >>55047778 >I dunno man, I'd say highly bullish for tech and semis because of lower costs right? As long as you're not Micron.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 05:55:34 2023 No.55047824 File: 511 KB, 750x578, 1683328036836342.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55047601 >market pee pees and poo poos for a week straight >that's where you decide to buy a leveraged short ETF

Anonymous Mon May 22 05:56:25 2023 No.55047827

>>55047778
tech and semis are not materially intensive industries. for reference, every atom of silicon used to make every chip in the last 30 years or so has come from a single sand mine in north carolina
the reason things have pumped hard is because of market manipulation for a gamma squeeze, and the reason they haven't dropped as hard has been central bank liquidity injections which have finally dropped somewhat on friday.

Anonymous Mon May 22 05:56:29 2023 No.55047829
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>>55047775
It's freaky how tall they are nowadays. Every single transfer student from Asia that I've seen in the past two years is over 1.8m, and some are over 1.9m. Literally what happened?

Anonymous Mon May 22 05:58:57 2023 No.55047843
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>>55047827
>tech and semis are not materially intensive industries
Sorry m8, I was trying to be sarcastic with that image. Everyone should by now be aware that semis ain't exactly material intensive.
The injections literally erased 6 months of QT effort, good fuckin job... all because one bank shat the bed

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 06:17:14 2023 No.55047928 >>55047829 They learned to eat cows instead of making them pets and pampering them.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 06:29:39 2023 No.55048002 File: 796 KB, 886x957, IMG_2645.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >commodities Am I going to get my hands on cheap bullion and OXY?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 06:36:37 2023 No.55048029 File: 80 KB, 735x614, 1680162718755172.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What direction are we tomorrow boys

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 06:38:41 2023 No.55048042 File: 117 KB, 476x527, 1684582305217978.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55048029 In

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 06:40:02 2023 No.55048048 File: 152 KB, 940x1179, 1668086856597783.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bonds up DXY* down OL's still hot

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 06:43:09 2023 No.55048059 Future bros where are your memes?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 06:45:43 2023 No.55048071 File: 348 KB, 545x611, 1681838603716969.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55048029 If you're in Europe, you need to ask? DAX only goes in one direction

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 06:48:29 2023 No.55048085 File: 2.90 MB, 506x900, 1666148721809223.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >futures

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 06:49:58 2023 No.55048093 File: 28 KB, 488x463, 1513011015320.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 06:51:28 2023 No.55048096 File: 600 KB, 2316x3088, 1679462456212218.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55048059 >futes

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 06:52:56 2023 No.55048105 >>55047824 buy more*

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 06:57:16 2023 No.55048124 >>55048096 >not a foot fetish not needed

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 07:02:03 2023 No.55048141 File: 77 KB, 1010x615, 1684708934353691.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >futures

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 07:02:36 2023 No.55048143 when debt ceiling dump

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 07:08:27 2023 No.55048167 >>55048143 Never. Not for that reason. You might get a sell the news on whatever jewish trick they decide on to dodge it. They're not going to default.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 07:09:55 2023 No.55048171 >>55048143 They will default next week and it will collapse everything.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 07:13:02 2023 No.55048186 >>55048167 Correct. It seems like this happens every few years and in the end it's just a bunch of kike puppets playing games for the political points.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 07:13:55 2023 No.55048189 >>55047419 What is this a converging megaphone?

Anonymous Mon May 22 07:14:48 2023 No.55048195
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>>55048171
What's your strategy for the Big Collapse (tm) in two more weeks anon? Bitcoin, Gold, Foreign currency, land/houses,... ?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 07:15:50 2023 No.55048199 If the gov defaults can I default on taxes?

Anonymous Mon May 22 07:20:37 2023 No.55048216

>>55048195
For me, it's seven metric tons of Double Bubble™ brand bubblegum. Tangible, nonperishable, fungible. In this day and age there is no better investment. When the collapse hits I will live like a god built upon an empire of bubblegum, which will be the new world currency, as it's the most financially stable asset available.

>>55048199
Yes, it says so in the Emancipation Proclamation.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 07:24:17 2023 No.55048234 Any micron investors here that are about to get slaughtered?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 07:24:18 2023 No.55048235 >>55047928 Uhh I think you're confusing two minority groups. Which minority are you talking about?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 07:25:03 2023 No.55048240 >>55048186 yes >>55048199 :D

Anonymous Mon May 22 07:25:19 2023 No.55048245
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>>55048216
I will take your advice and will post update pics of my gf panicking and screaming when the truckloads of bubble gum start rolling in, displacing furniture.
Thanks anon!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 07:25:22 2023 No.55048247 File: 698 KB, 406x720, 1681346326724389.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55048096 Women are disgusting. She needs islam.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 07:25:42 2023 No.55048250 >>55048234 China news is bullish

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 07:31:58 2023 No.55048282 Does the US treasury really only have 60k left? Buck broken.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 07:32:56 2023 No.55048285 >>55048245 What are you checking, anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 07:33:29 2023 No.55048287 >>55048282 $1 for each broken buck. Christ I wish they all granted 5 billions just to see the outcome

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 07:40:41 2023 No.55048322 >>55047778 > doesn’t know what sector rotation is Wait for the rug rookie

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 07:45:46 2023 No.55048346 >>55048250 >micron loses 15% of its revenue over night and possibly much more T-t-that’s b-bullish bro!!! Yeah I’m thinking we have reached peak mumu delusion

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 07:46:10 2023 No.55048348 File: 202 KB, 1920x1283, Oil-Well-Production-scaled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oilbros... we're back!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 07:46:26 2023 No.55048350 >>55048282 47 million left.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 07:47:50 2023 No.55048354 Check out THMO. 52 week low, extemely low float, oversold. Ride it back up to 1.95. Free money

Anonymous Mon May 22 07:48:12 2023 No.55048357
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>>55048285
>What are you checking, anon?
Nothing, it turns out. Kek is not on my side and I will refrain from trading today

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 08:04:03 2023 No.55048424 >>55048354 >Diluted EPS (ttm) -18.8900

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 08:18:53 2023 No.55048490 >>55048357 Good idea, fellow anonymous poster.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 08:21:42 2023 No.55048502 >>55047445 I'M IN YOUR AREA

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 08:24:45 2023 No.55048510 >>55048502 SYSTEM, SYSTEM BLOWER. SYSTEM, BLOWER.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 08:31:01 2023 No.55048533 German april exports -5,7% after -3,4% in march and this motherfucker is not dyng. Never gonna trust macro ever again

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 08:31:34 2023 No.55048536 >>55047829 the chinese ones are all on growth hormones, dunno about the gooks or the japs

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 08:50:06 2023 No.55048621 >>55048533 bullish for DAX

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 08:52:30 2023 No.55048633 Wednesday FOMC minutes, will this finally kill the market when they realize that they actually are committed to HOLDING the rates higher, until inflation drops to 2% for CONSECUTIVE MONTHS aka in a sustainable manner.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 08:58:39 2023 No.55048661 File: 232 KB, 1161x2000, 1673524320062775.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 09:02:03 2023 No.55048673 File: 84 KB, 1074x861, 1669551787437989.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55048633 priced in

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 09:03:04 2023 No.55048678 >>55048673 Yeah, as well as the default and the non-default.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 09:17:50 2023 No.55048720 >>55048346 its only down 5% it'll be slurped EVERYTHING is bullish

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 09:31:57 2023 No.55048763 >>55047672 Burgerland loses more face globally, equities take an enormous, historical shit around the globe and americans learn what paying denbts feels like.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 09:32:50 2023 No.55048766 MU will close green. Sorry bobo but earnings don't matter anymore. Infinite multiples expansion is now possible thanks to AI

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 09:35:33 2023 No.55048778 >>55048766 But if it's infinite, doesn't it become worthless?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 09:39:17 2023 No.55048790 >>55048778 No, stocks will keep rising endlessly regardless of earnings. Bad earnings actually accelerate it because when the dip gets bought it gives investors confidence to bid it higher. Earnings don't matter

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 09:41:12 2023 No.55048795 market is so dead

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 09:48:51 2023 No.55048823 >>55048790 Sounds reasonable, I hope you have enough funds to buy as much as possible to be rich soon.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 09:56:47 2023 No.55048852 File: 164 KB, 1031x750, DD3B293F-468A-4D21-9126-C97EC64EE020.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >After all, in the world of investing, there continues to be a scarcity of female leaders and people of color. Why are we like this frens?

Anonymous Mon May 22 09:57:42 2023 No.55048858

>>55048823
It is reasonable. If something weird happens and stocks start to go down the Fed will just inject a couple hundred billion into the market to push it back up. Rates don't matter anymore either. The 10 year could go to 10% and it wouldn't matter at all because the Fed will just expand BTFP and give out loans to everyone

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 10:06:07 2023 No.55048898 ES touches the vwap, instantly moons. Zero amplitude.it's marketmaker market right now

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 10:07:12 2023 No.55048905 >>55048858 Then buy, or are you trying to make me buy too?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 10:07:24 2023 No.55048909 ayy lmao, Indians right back to scamming with Adani.

Anonymous Mon May 22 10:14:17 2023 No.55048936

>buy the top
>literally crabbing at that same top for 3 days straight
>if I sell I lose money on the transaction costs
>missing out on great opportunities
I'm so mad I can't even
If I sell the price will rise I just know and then I'll buy in again and then it will just crab again
WHYYY

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 10:21:35 2023 No.55048976 >>55048936 Sell covered calls against your holdings.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 10:30:51 2023 No.55049008 >>55048936 If you struggling with holding stock for 3 days, you shouldn’t be in the game

Anonymous Mon May 22 10:32:40 2023 No.55049014

Fuckin robusta coffee, cocoa, sugar, food inflation is going to fuckin explode, seriously, this is absolutely not under control anymore.

Actually had the impression cocoa is something like a a recession hedge. From november 2022 onwards it pumped almost similar to Gold. Chocolate will be eaten in a recession, if not more. Yes there is a problem with the crop, but c'mon that is pumping way too hard atm.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 10:35:39 2023 No.55049029 File: 637 KB, 996x746, 1660328472532685.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We gonna be eating good, this week, bull sisters.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 10:38:09 2023 No.55049042 File: 65 KB, 750x1091, soft landing.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55049029 >2007 lol that just makes it more convincing that a crash is around the corner

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 10:46:23 2023 No.55049071 File: 192 KB, 112x112, 1683063593123246.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55047405 /Smg/, your time has come. I'm investing $5 for a Webull promotion. Tell me what to buy. Preferably something I can spend nearly the whole five on.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 10:53:15 2023 No.55049104 -Hiroshima= nuclear explosion marking a huge turning point in history -Biden is in Hiroshima right now with the decision which will trigger the financial armageddon just read the signs, it's all written guys

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 10:58:39 2023 No.55049139 >>55049071 BRK:A Or GPRO.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 11:00:29 2023 No.55049149 >>55049042 bull-trap first

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 11:02:40 2023 No.55049160 >Interactive Brokers won't let me buy leveraged ETFs >Can't find an option to enable LETF trading permissions on my account What financial profile do I need to enter to get these fucking permissions? Never had an issue with LETFs on Trading212

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 11:06:16 2023 No.55049177 >>55049139 Two very solid suggestions. GPRO is going to be my default if no one else steps up. I would have just used this opportunity to add another share to my BB position, but they seem to have been memed out of my current price range.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 11:09:34 2023 No.55049192 >>55047829 Only rich people come over Being tall helps you become rich

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 11:13:59 2023 No.55049223 File: 17 KB, 250x250, 1635514655676.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this default is the slowest car wreck ever

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 11:19:04 2023 No.55049257 >>55049160 i had that same issue, i think i just submitted a ticket and asked them i wanted permission for 2x 3x etc.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 11:22:42 2023 No.55049272 Red Monday, Green rest of the week after the budget deal comes through.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 11:24:09 2023 No.55049280 File: 90 KB, 598x480, 1535294100773 satan angry reaction.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55048852 Evil racist white finance bros like me manipulate the market by buying puts anytime we sense that a female of color takes a long position.

Anonymous Mon May 22 11:25:07 2023 No.55049292
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Another work week starts. Oh well. One week closer to retirement. Another week closer to my pending July salary hike. Got my latest credit card statement in the mail over the weekend. $3,300 balance. They want me to pay just $100. Am I worried? Fuck no. I was planing to toss $200 at it anyway. The urge to bag more VZ grows stronger though. I've got odd number of shares. 4 more would give me an even number. Could let drip do the work but what fun would that be?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 11:26:59 2023 No.55049301 >>55049071 Fuck WeBull. If you invest $50 in fidelity they give you $100 straight up fr fr no cap

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 11:27:50 2023 No.55049306 >>55049272 Red Money, Dead market after the budget deal comes through

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 11:29:36 2023 No.55049318 >>55049160 If I remember correctly one of your investment goals must be set to growth.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 11:29:38 2023 No.55049319 File: 181 KB, 1024x806, 1663250835568992.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I have consulted with the 9 councils of Mongolia & my spherical orb tells me it will be a green week

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 11:30:41 2023 No.55049325 >>55049301 Wtf I didn't get shit when I signed up for TD Ameritrade...

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 11:31:57 2023 No.55049331 >>55049325 Yeah use Code Fidelity100 while signing up on their website. It has to be the site, not the app. Also it takes 2 weeks for the $100 to show up

Anonymous Mon May 22 11:33:52 2023 No.55049336
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>brics currency comes out this year
>saudi arabia trading oil in the yuan
>brazil and china trading with their own currencies
>india letting other nations hold rupees
>ASEAN nations completely abandoning the dollar
biden is actually fucking everything up

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 11:37:56 2023 No.55049357 >>55049301 I shall have to look into that. I might even switch to them as my main broker. Looking to transition out of Schwab.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 11:38:20 2023 No.55049363 >>55049336 It doesn't matter, US economy will be okay. Fed keeps raising interest rates to keep the dollar strong, as long as you're not a consoooooomer maxing out credit cards & loans you'll be okay

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 11:39:39 2023 No.55049366 >>55049336 How would any president be able to stop this? It was a matter of time til these countries will "revolt". You cannot stop it and if you do, the resentment will only grow further leading to harsher reactions.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 11:40:17 2023 No.55049371 File: 5 KB, 290x90, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Getting ready for the pride parades this summer. Few know what this means.

Anonymous Mon May 22 11:41:25 2023 No.55049379

>>55049363
our ability to offshore inflation will get much harder
>>55049366
his foreign policy is directly related to the middle east moving away from the petrodollar. He sent his diplomat to opec and told them to embrace european price caps or shut the fuck up. And we basically CIA-ed the brazilian president in and now he's comfy with china. The old dude was a trump supporter

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 11:42:17 2023 No.55049384 >>55049366 Saudi Arabia would've never done this with Trump. The other nations are irrelevant

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 11:46:07 2023 No.55049399 >>55049331 Might as well... not like the market is gonna go up soon anyway

Anonymous Mon May 22 11:47:58 2023 No.55049413

>>55049384
They aren't irrelevant when it comes to commodities, idiot.
Why do you think Coffee exploded, why do you think Cocoa explodes, why do you think cotton was exploding, why do you think SOI exploded and WHEAT and CORN exploded and with it Cattle?

>>55049379
Every country wants to become independent of the US, becomes most actually dislike you for your international policies. You might think of yourself as the all-loved people, but that's not the case. This applies only to western fags in western europe (France, Belgium; Germany)

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 11:48:53 2023 No.55049420 >>55049399 If you don't have a roth IRA I recommend making one with fidelity. You'll get the $100, then another $100 as tax credit. $200 for free.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 11:48:59 2023 No.55049421 >>55049413 *because

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 11:49:27 2023 No.55049423 File: 3.93 MB, 2924x1400, AI-bubble.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Daily reminder that we are in a bubble, even further disconnected from reality than previous all time highs

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 11:50:14 2023 No.55049427 >>55049413 I don't buy foreign garbage. Sorry kid. American food American clothes American nigger picked cotton Japanese cars that were made in america

Anonymous Mon May 22 11:51:49 2023 No.55049439
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>>55049423
Reminder: You are buying stocks when the ratio looks like this
Reminder: You are buying stocks at the (second) top of the bubble
Reminder: the consumer is kill - AI will not save you from the dead consumer
Reminder: the AI bubble will pop, too.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 11:53:17 2023 No.55049445 >>55049427 >japanese cars that were made in america kek Your coffee certainly is american, as well as your chocolate. The copper in your PC and phone is from Hudbay or Freeport?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 11:53:40 2023 No.55049448 Imagine thinking any other country besides the US is even relevant.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 11:54:49 2023 No.55049453 File: 3.04 MB, 2110x1202, BREADTH.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55049423 >>55049439 Reminder: You are a sheep being brought to the slaughter

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 11:56:39 2023 No.55049468 ES has been ranging inside 7 points lol

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 11:58:19 2023 No.55049481 File: 864 KB, 186x186, Cat eating.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Athex composite up 6.76%

Anonymous Mon May 22 11:59:02 2023 No.55049486
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BOIL is doing the pullback as expected
but
how low
shall it go?
i am acoomoolating at various levels along the way
with heavier injections the lower it dips
from here (present 3.58 down from 3.70 fri close)

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 11:59:24 2023 No.55049490 pump it higher

Anonymous Mon May 22 12:03:07 2023 No.55049515

>>55049481
Thought about buying Mytileneos back in 2022, but I didn't because the spread on my broker was so shitty. Same with Imerys. Both the largest EU alumina companies operating in greece, as well as other stone bullshit (bentonite and what not). They pumped hard after EU expanding the list of critical commodities.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 12:05:05 2023 No.55049525 File: 44 KB, 1221x567, 1684757068648.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >futures so default news is unironically bullish after all

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 12:06:56 2023 No.55049535 >>55049525 we are working on nothing ever happens philosophy until something happens, and even then nothing ever happens

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 12:08:44 2023 No.55049542 looks like crab shit

Anonymous Mon May 22 12:09:45 2023 No.55049552
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>Zim was down 9%
>Zim down 1,5% for less than half a second
>Zim down 8,5%
What the hell caused that pump from 9% to 1,5% for less than half a second, just so that the stock can shit itself again? Did someone liquidate their shorts doing premarket trading? Or is the chart bugged? Wtf, I don't get this shit anymore.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 12:11:11 2023 No.55049558 >>55049486 3-3.15

Anonymous Mon May 22 12:16:17 2023 No.55049590

>>55049552
you need to get yourself some L2 quotes friend, you should be looking at the order book and the flow of orders
the tick up to -1.5% was just the 8:00 orders "market is now open" orders coming through
they don't mean anything when it's 5 shares exchanging hands, 100 shares trading
at 8:00 EST you will see this across all charts, previous orders placed now being filled as the market 'soft opens'

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 12:16:30 2023 No.55049594 >>55049552 Please don't tell me you seriously bought ZIM, knowing their earnings were about to disappear? I'm sorry if you fell for the shill spamming that shit last month based on "huge divvy", but holy shit. lmao.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 12:18:54 2023 No.55049615 If you people don't buy ZION & Pacific western bank while they're low then you're retarded

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 12:19:30 2023 No.55049620 >>55049336 >ASEAN nations completely abandoning the dollar It's retarded that they weren't using their own currencies to trade amongst themselves all along. Boomers in charge finally figured out it's not 1946 any more.

Anonymous Mon May 22 12:23:24 2023 No.55049643
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>>55049594
>Please don't tell me you seriously bought ZIM
I didn't THOUGH.
I wanted to short it, but "analysts" said it might not drop that much, so I didn't even short it, because I'm a retard.
I'm just curious what causes such a move to the other direction for less than half a second, only so that I can continue from where it was supposed to go.

>>55049590
thanks lad.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 12:24:32 2023 No.55049653 Japanese stocks pumping like crazy. Are they now jumping on the inflation train?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 12:29:14 2023 No.55049675 File: 79 KB, 933x636, 1684370562575982.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >futes

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 12:29:37 2023 No.55049677 File: 2.05 MB, 640x640, 1684640427134311.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >futures

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 12:30:12 2023 No.55049679 NG finna dump today

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 12:30:16 2023 No.55049680 SIGA bros, im up.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 12:31:04 2023 No.55049687 >>55049677 Actually good futures comb

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 12:32:04 2023 No.55049696 >>55049679 the mild weather has come to claim the land.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 12:34:09 2023 No.55049706 NOOOOOOOOOOO WE ARE GOING TO DEFAULT WHY IS IT GREEN

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 12:34:16 2023 No.55049707 >>55049420 >IRA My dad is a 72 year old millionaire with copd so I don't need one (I still match my 401k because it's a fucking insane 3x match)

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 12:34:54 2023 No.55049713 >10yr yield 3.7%

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 12:34:54 2023 No.55049712 Finally EU is NOT moving with US, ffs

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon May 22 12:39:32 2023 No.55049737 >REMINDER We are not any closer to a debt ceiling deal, but we are closer to the deadline. This is like when your bought options, but the price of the underlying didn't change as time passed, so your lose money. Very bearish.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 12:40:14 2023 No.55049740 >>55049713 Bullish, higher yields mean more confidence in the economy. Profits will explode from AI, it's possible stocks never have a deep red day for years

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 12:40:37 2023 No.55049742 File: 137 KB, 630x1280, crop.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55049558 i see that as very highly possible and the 3.20s at least somewhat likely but with this shit there is really no telling

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 12:41:42 2023 No.55049749 File: 84 KB, 1580x891, 1683397795527244.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] how do I fix lower back pain and l-r muscular imbalances? need a super effective exercise

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 12:42:15 2023 No.55049756 >>55049737 This is one of those situations where they regularly submit their homework at 11:59 pm on the day of the deadline. No one cares unless they actually forget to submit.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 12:42:17 2023 No.55049757 >>55049737 Default is ridiculously bullish. The dollar would lose strength therefore boosting international companies like MSFT and AAPL. And since they make up most of the indices, that means line goes up

Anonymous Mon May 22 12:44:10 2023 No.55049764

Fed's Bullard: We will have to move rates higher to tame inflation.
>Fed's Bullard: We will have to move rates higher to tame inflation.Fed's Bullard: We will have to move rates higher to tame inflation.
>Fed's Bullard: We will have to move rates higher to tame inflation.Fed's Bullard: We will have to move rates higher to tame inflation.
>Fed's Bullard: We will have to move rates higher to tame inflation.Fed's Bullard: We will have to move rates higher to tame inflation.
>Fed's Bullard: We will have to move rates higher to tame inflation.Fed's Bullard: We will have to move rates higher to tame inflation.
>Fed's Bullard: We will have to move rates higher to tame inflation.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 12:44:20 2023 No.55049767 >>55049737 b-but news media is telling everybody that retail is bearish so it is impossible for the market to go down. both large hedge funds and institutions are only looking at retail and then decide their next move everybody knows this

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 12:44:34 2023 No.55049772 I'm going to short DIS. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKlQu_p97KI

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 12:45:56 2023 No.55049782 File: 232 KB, 506x438, 1670383451658593.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55049772 >Awkwafina

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 12:45:58 2023 No.55049784 >Fed’s Bullard: Fed Will Have To Go Higher On Policy Rate, Perhaps 50Bps More Hiking This Year - Expecting Two More Rate Hikes This Year HIGHER FOR LONGER

Anonymous Mon May 22 12:46:35 2023 No.55049789

>>55049749
>lower back pain
Walking barefoot and training your abs is the best. Barefoot trains muscles normally not trained with shoes and abs help support your body weight instead of your backs
>imbalance
Not sure, stretching and fixing your walk barefoot will be very important

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 12:46:40 2023 No.55049791 >>55049764 Bullish, higher inflation means higher profits. Higher rates don't matter because companies raised money in 2020/2021 when rates were low

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 12:47:59 2023 No.55049799 >>55049764 bullish for NVDA. higher rates mean AI is replacing all jobs in two weeks

Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon May 22 12:48:56 2023 No.55049807

>>55049756
It's not like that at all. This is about the passage of time. As we get closer to the deadline there is more passage of time. More people start to care. Like we knew this could be a problem in January, nobody cared, then there was some passage of time, and in February maybe 5% of people started to care. Then with more passage of time some people and then more people start to care, until there is a total amount of passage of time and you get a default. Then after the passage of time and a default happens you're still going to have people that don't care, but it's only going to be a small minority of the whole, like back in January.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 12:50:16 2023 No.55049820 >>55049799 Good point mumu bro I didn't think of that. There really is not a single bearish argument left

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 12:50:56 2023 No.55049824 >>55049423 >>55049439 >>55049453 Reminder: We are in an AI bubble

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 12:51:17 2023 No.55049827 >>55049807 Both a default a debt ceiling raise are bullish for stocks, so why should anyone care?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 12:51:20 2023 No.55049829 >>55049807 It's a binary event. Either they solve it, or they don't. Odds are they solve it.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 12:52:28 2023 No.55049838 >>55049827 >>55049820 >>55049791 >>55049807 Actually worse than Baggie

Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon May 22 12:54:42 2023 No.55049856

>>55049829
I'm saying the odds of them not solving it will get higher the closer we get to the deadline retard. The forces driving the market are under a caution, and they got the fucking safety car out there. This isn't the time to just fucking go.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 12:56:42 2023 No.55049863 >Fed's Bullard: Households are still flush and that we will continue to support consumer spending. lol gotta print some more checks

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 12:57:43 2023 No.55049873 File: 456 KB, 1600x1200, 3qgfgUl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] wooho BOIL continues to drop

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 12:58:37 2023 No.55049878 >>55049856 You're not wrong, but that's not how the market perceives it. It may not make sense, but none of this will be priced in until suddenly one day it is, after the deadline has passed.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 12:58:56 2023 No.55049881 File: 263 KB, 1818x1818, 1681188324159522.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55049789 already doig the barefoot thing for years gonna do some pushups then and see what happens, thx also debating getting a walking pad + standing desk

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:00:48 2023 No.55049896 >>55049881 Planks are top tier, no stress on your lower back and your abs support a majority of your body weight, good luck lower back pain is fucked up

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:04:29 2023 No.55049925 WHEN WILL EUROPE COLLAPSE MY SHORTS CANNOT HOLD MUCH LONGER AAAHHHH

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:08:01 2023 No.55049943 File: 2.85 MB, 3000x2449, US_Navy_F-14A_Tomcat_flying_over_burning_Kuwaiti_oil_wells_during_Operation_Desert_Storm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >OIL >I >L

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:09:00 2023 No.55049949 >mainstream news agencies are now shilling a space race between America and China Alright so is the psuedo-competition a poor attempt to prevent the inevitable? Or will people buy into it and start a new bull run?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:09:07 2023 No.55049950 >>55049925 For a week now I'm getting paid on my DAX shorts, lol (CMC). Also got shorts on IG, but it's so bugged, I think it's a slight positive.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:11:28 2023 No.55049963 >>55049789 >Barefoot trains muscles normally not trained with shoes what? how does this make sense

Anonymous Mon May 22 13:14:50 2023 No.55049978

>>55049963
>>55049963
Not sure what anon means, but barefoot is certainly better than shoes with heels (in general, although I know you can't walk around barefoot). Heels cause you either go to have anteriot pelvic tilt (most case women) or posterior pelvic tilt (most times men, which is why men often have rounded shoulders).

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:15:05 2023 No.55049980 >>55049963 Holy shit a real life retard

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon May 22 13:18:14 2023 No.55050008 >>55049978 >you can't walk around barefoot The fuck? I walk around barefoot all the time. I remember one time when I was drunk at the casino, and a floor host made me go to the gift shop and buy flip flops.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:19:01 2023 No.55050013 How did you guys not buy BOIL sub 3 dollars

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:20:32 2023 No.55050022 >>55050013 Much easier to just keep holding my short forever.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:24:23 2023 No.55050055 Looks like I'm probably slurping more SOXL today.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:24:38 2023 No.55050058 File: 2.96 MB, 1280x720, 1684683563180143.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55047405 >sunday drinks edition It's monday buddy

Anonymous Mon May 22 13:25:10 2023 No.55050064

>>55049838
Please provide one legitimate bearish argument and I'll reconsider my opinion
Invalid options:
>higher for longer
doesn't matter
>weak earnings
doesn't matter, AI is here
>weak outlook
doesn't matter, AI is here
>everything is expensive
doesn't matter, Americans love debt
>debt ceiling
all outcomes are bullish
>inflation resurgence
bullish because it means higher profits
>deflation
bullish because rates to zero

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:25:10 2023 No.55050063 File: 142 KB, 595x572, 1684691859381227.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What do you start your playlist with today SMG frens ?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:26:10 2023 No.55050071 >>55050063 https://youtu.be/ceGuYDGwPfM

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:27:24 2023 No.55050086 File: 380 KB, 1350x685, 1682146122488.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] predict today's market open

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:27:26 2023 No.55050087 >>55050064 Population decline

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:28:16 2023 No.55050092 Why can't zoomers hold a position longer than 2 weeks

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:28:43 2023 No.55050097 >>55050086 I predict 14:30:00 GMT precisely

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:29:01 2023 No.55050100 >>55050087 extremely bullish. nobody wants to be poor, line always goes up. we are completely detached from reality and physics. this is the eternal bull run.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:29:09 2023 No.55050101 >>55050087 >Population decline You wrote this once before, population decline doesn't matter because AI is here and will fill empty jobs

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:29:12 2023 No.55050102 File: 286 KB, 1920x1080, FwgltAjWwAIZuDm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh shit,what do i buy?

Anonymous Mon May 22 13:29:59 2023 No.55050109
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>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:30:03 2023 No.55050111 File: 1.30 MB, 296x380, 1681348475010043.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WTFWT

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:30:06 2023 No.55050112 >>55050101 Let me know when that AI starts doing manual labor.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:30:10 2023 No.55050113 >>55050086 Slight dip on the open and then up for the rest of the day. MU ends the day green

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:30:10 2023 No.55050114 >>55049980 tell me what muscle do you train when walking around barefoot instead of shoes? and no, a thicker skin is not a muscle faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:30:19 2023 No.55050116 WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:30:39 2023 No.55050120 File: 58 KB, 700x607, 1675721949326156.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55050109 >08:29:59

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:31:33 2023 No.55050133 File: 300 KB, 869x404, 1664007957055846.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55050109

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:31:43 2023 No.55050134 >>55047644 And literally nobody likes George soros liberals don't even defend him. It's just gigakikes like CNN

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:31:45 2023 No.55050135 >>55050112 >Let me know when that AI starts doing manual labor. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e1_QhJ1EhQ It's over bobo, just accept this is the golden bull run

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:32:29 2023 No.55050142 I'm going to go for a run at the nature trails, don't need to trade this am. Got a late start. I feel a heem coming on if I sit down without doing my premarket routine

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:32:30 2023 No.55050143 File: 1.84 MB, 640x360, 1658153743437400.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55050109

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:32:47 2023 No.55050144 >>55050134 >literally nobody likes George soros Why not? he's not even a bad guy honestly Got some nice books even

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:34:09 2023 No.55050153 >>55050135 Unprofitable. It will never scale.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:34:18 2023 No.55050154 File: 28 KB, 800x450, sunglasspepepepe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55050097 I...I was right, I MADE AN ACCURATE ECONOMIC PREDICTION FRENS HOLY SHIT See you later virgins

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:34:49 2023 No.55050156 Hello I lost 80k on regional banks and now my net worth is only 100k. How do I make the money I lost back by next month?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:35:27 2023 No.55050158 >>55050086 It's gonna dump

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:35:42 2023 No.55050162 >>55050064 >55050064 I'm not here to convince you. You're the one trying to convince me and I don't care either. Just buy

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:35:49 2023 No.55050163 >>55050153 >Unprofitable. It will never scale. Doesn't matter, all that matters is that the stock market believes it will someday be profitable. If it's profitable in 2040 then we moon everyday until 2040

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:35:50 2023 No.55050165 >>55050156 Suck 80k dicks for $10 each.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:36:05 2023 No.55050167 >>55050102 I am 5/5 on shorts this earnings. Finna make it 6/6 with Zoom.

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon May 22 13:36:08 2023 No.55050168 >>55050156 suck 8000 dicks for $10 each

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:36:29 2023 No.55050171 File: 149 KB, 805x1567, 2673e7fe7b5574b55d4ac900b1a8a46e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55050156 Buy SPY puts

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:36:52 2023 No.55050173 File: 111 KB, 640x480, 1655838244012.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55050162 >Just buy Yes

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:36:59 2023 No.55050175 >>55050154 Objectively you were wrong. The gong rang loudly at 14:29:59 GMT to announce the opening of the markets. I witnessed it right here, in this very thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:37:20 2023 No.55050181 File: 87 KB, 1272x714, 1615472216735.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anyway, how did we break the wedge?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:37:24 2023 No.55050183 File: 54 KB, 1080x1080, 1682860847348304.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55050156 >regional banks Which ones?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:38:32 2023 No.55050192 Only down 20k, ummm bros?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:39:21 2023 No.55050196 Reminder that the market is manipulated: the FED guy said rates will increase twice this year and yet it pumps

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:39:48 2023 No.55050200 >tfw I gotta 10x my returns this month to afford a taylor swift concert ticket

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:40:18 2023 No.55050204 File: 579 KB, 1685x1592, 1683320548095207.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55050196 >and yet it pumps You had one year to buy,bobo

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:40:30 2023 No.55050206 >>55050196 1. rate hikes are bullish because it means the economy is strong 2. rate hikes don't matter because the only companies that matter raised money at low rates in 2020/2021

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:40:34 2023 No.55050207 Why is Costco doing so well over the past few years?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:42:49 2023 No.55050222 File: 988 KB, 1440x2714, holy shit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55050207 People grocerymaxxxing. Also, the hotdog being deflationary.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:43:08 2023 No.55050226 File: 1.43 MB, 1024x1024, 1675447909713830.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] MU is gonna get slurped so hard. This is a bull run and semis are at the forefront. Literally give me one reason you're not slurping

Anonymous Mon May 22 13:43:30 2023 No.55050231

>>55050163
Honestly that doesn't even matter because you've failed to address the core point.
Population decline means there is insufficient future generations to join the workforce and get automatically enrolled into a 401k plan so that they'll start passively contributing to the infinite bidding on SPY.
Population decline means those retiring boomers who regularly dump shares in their own 401ks, or indirectly through their pensions managers will have no bidder to support that endless dumping.

In the end, stocks trade on supply and demand. The only effect that can offset this imbalance is money supply increase, which we're seeing right now in the form of heightened inflation. To compensate and keep asset values balanced, they attempt rate hikes. With the national debt exceeding the GDP however, this only furthers inflation over the long term as every dollar of interest yield is another dollar created.

As long as this policy continues, stocks may appear bullish in nominal terms, but in real terms you're silently getting fucked. Every April as taxes roll around again, you get to witness a small glimpse of this fucking.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:44:05 2023 No.55050238 >>55050222 Peak goyslop

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:48:20 2023 No.55050266 >>55050238 >>55050222 Sausages are bad enough, but this cheap you can bet it's pure trashmeat. And the bun is a sponge, more sugar than wheat, from what I know of american bread.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:48:29 2023 No.55050267 crushing volatility and pumping 7 specific stocks for a bullish illusion is the most obvious manipulation we've seen for years

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:48:37 2023 No.55050268 File: 121 KB, 800x600, 1673486540621988.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Aaaaaaaanddd back to 410, we go. Then 400. Then 350. Then 300. 250. 200. Hope you folks had fun! Come back next year maybe we'll pump a lil to 280 if you're lucky!

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon May 22 13:49:25 2023 No.55050270 NVDA put options >#Locked&Loaded

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:49:38 2023 No.55050271 File: 528 KB, 649x752, 1681488770086970.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55050266 Are Europeans perpetually asspained about America? >inb4 mad I used the term America

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:49:41 2023 No.55050273 >>55050231 4 million illegals and 1 million legal immigrants will prop up this casino until America is 70% Hispanic

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:50:42 2023 No.55050281 >>55050273 Per year*

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:51:04 2023 No.55050285 File: 330 KB, 1438x1194, 1656092693132.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55050268 >indices dip .05% >bobos euphoric

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:51:44 2023 No.55050289 >>55050266 The nitrates anon the nitrates

Anonymous Mon May 22 13:51:52 2023 No.55050291
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>>55050267
>7 specific stocks
Hmmmmm, maybe because they are doing well and are showing no signs of a slowdown? Plus many of them are involved in AI so that's automatically a huge bonus that the market has to price in (even though we still haven't felt any tangible results of AI but who cares right?)

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:52:13 2023 No.55050293 >>55050273 Perhaps, but at some point they'll stop choosing to buy into the great american ponzi. Meanwhile the clock keep ticking on those boomer retirements. Simply put, there are better economies to invest in.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:53:05 2023 No.55050299 >>55050271 >asspained We are laughing at you. >inb4 we don't think about you You have no culture, except CONSUMPTION.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:53:41 2023 No.55050305 File: 220 KB, 729x692, 1664583995936789.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] tradingview wants the Indian audience

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:53:49 2023 No.55050308 >>55050291 they are higher or at the same price when we were at 0% rates and fed bought it all. like in literal free money period

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:55:03 2023 No.55050319 File: 62 KB, 473x389, 1673744255047943.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55050102 I do business with some of those companies...

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:55:09 2023 No.55050320 File: 2.77 MB, 480x480, 1684763645593.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55050299 >no culture what a racist statement. jannie ban this european supremacist.

Anonymous Mon May 22 13:55:15 2023 No.55050321

>>55047829
Only the rich and therefore good looking are coming over.
It's the same with "sciences" like dolphin mating research on Hawaii. Or wildlife shit somewhere else. Every female you see on a documentary who "works" and does "research" in such a field is way way way above average in bodily aesthetics.
It's a rich kids thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:55:22 2023 No.55050323 File: 87 KB, 225x294, 1680113149858377.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55050299 Culture is a spook.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:55:49 2023 No.55050328 File: 149 KB, 698x920, 1645609293706.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BOBO IS THIS LE EPIC CRASH? LE BIG ONE? BOBO ARE YOU OK??

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon May 22 13:56:25 2023 No.55050333 I'm getting fucked over here. Shiiitt!!!!

Anonymous Mon May 22 13:59:39 2023 No.55050349

>>55050206
Then they should keep raising rates. Win win. I take 0 risk and get a 100% interest rate in my savings account. Stock players get a whatever percent return from stocks.

But realistically, a 2018 type doomp isnt the ace up their sleeve to doomp it while we get left holding bags is it? Rates were nowhere near as high back then plus they cut quickly kek cowards. Why isn't the stock market pushing Jerome into dropping the rates like in 2018?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 13:59:49 2023 No.55050350 File: 757 KB, 3688x4096, 1673972161146605.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] PLTR!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 14:00:08 2023 No.55050355 IM GOING NUTS!!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 14:00:37 2023 No.55050361 File: 155 KB, 646x700, 1610478386189.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw I bought the Oats dip

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 14:00:55 2023 No.55050363 >>55050273 America is already 70% Hispanic under the age of 50 (probably higher actually).

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 14:01:48 2023 No.55050368 >>55050349 Don't you fuckin expect a serious answer.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 14:02:13 2023 No.55050373 File: 34 KB, 456x451, 1667182313406371.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55050363 and thats... a good thing?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 14:02:55 2023 No.55050378 >tfw my google DCA is $92 Feels good. No clue why the spike today but I’m tempted to sell if i can make $40 a share

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 14:03:44 2023 No.55050384 >>55050373 It is if you’re Hispanic

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 14:03:47 2023 No.55050386 >>55050323 This woman annoys me so much and it is hard to find an image of someone that makes me rage harder

Anonymous Mon May 22 14:05:27 2023 No.55050397
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>>55050386
You may be suffering from an overactive amygdala, causing you to sense cuteness as a threat. Very common in leftists. Do you get upset about anime girl posting? Not that I do such a thing, but it would be consistent.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 14:07:07 2023 No.55050412 Should I long AI?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 14:07:09 2023 No.55050413 >>55050386 Actually no reason to be mad at her or annoyed by her. She's cute and her vids aren't completely cringe.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 14:07:43 2023 No.55050416 File: 193 KB, 1125x817, 1625234340832.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bonjour

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 14:08:50 2023 No.55050423 EXPLOSION AT PENTAGON

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 14:09:21 2023 No.55050427 File: 25 KB, 330x201, Screenshot (91).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wrsZog8qXg

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 14:09:36 2023 No.55050431 >>55050423 BUY RAYTHEON, LOCKHJEED MARTIN AND WHAT NOT

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 14:10:09 2023 No.55050436 File: 1.79 MB, 3024x3024, 8DA56494-4E33-4A0F-80B3-130C016D0E58.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Goldbros did we just win?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 14:10:14 2023 No.55050439 >>55050423 AN EXPLOSION JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 14:10:18 2023 No.55050442 WTFWT >euro consumer confidence Explain to me how "consoomer confidence" in europe causes my stocks to go down

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 14:10:44 2023 No.55050447 >>55050416 Why would the crab be french ?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 14:11:04 2023 No.55050449 >>55050442 shut up retard think for one (1) second then you know the answer

Anonymous Mon May 22 14:12:00 2023 No.55050457

>>55050386
Probably cause she was pushed so hard. Wouldnt surprise me if she funded it just for the sake of popularity kek.
>you cant do that
If there are companies trying to scrub Kelly Wang (facial abuse chick) off the internet even with all the anons posting her stuff, then Im certain the opposite is true

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 14:12:01 2023 No.55050458 THE FUK IS HAPPENING

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Mon May 22 14:12:12 2023 No.55050460 >>55050449 jews?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 14:12:54 2023 No.55050466 >>55050462 >>55050462

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 14:12:56 2023 No.55050468 File: 15 KB, 232x273, 1379464719827.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55050431 >MFW I have been

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 14:13:13 2023 No.55050470 >>55050423 Guess the debt ceiling negotiations weren’t going well. Hey sorry we need another trillion for the military budget.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 14:13:37 2023 No.55050473 >>55050442 Anon the market has been manipulated for decades and you ask this now?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 14:30:45 2023 No.55050626 BOILBROS WHAT HAPPENED

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 14:33:14 2023 No.55050651 >>55050626 niggers

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 14:35:21 2023 No.55050677 >>55050466 >early coomer kys. report this shit.

Anonymous Mon May 22 15:08:31 2023 No.55050997
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Stocks? Here’s what I did:
>have one million dollars, need to launder it before taxation office take half of it
>idea comes. I commission art by some random. I give $800,000 to some homeless man who I tell to make me some naive outsider art. Spend $100,000 on a large print run of his art in an illustrated coffee table book, spend the rest on distributing it to art critics and newspapers, as well as paying for ads on social media, news stories on Medium or Substack, and putting on exhibits in art studios
>immediately, the hobo becomes famous for the stunt and his art is studied by critics and journalists alike
>original illustrations are all mine, I keep them all the royalties and sales from the books, as well as all the money from interviews and media events, since I am the manager. The hobo has no concept of copyright law. I made him sign away all his rights.
>profit
>I’m now known as the guy who paid way too much for some hobo’s art that he would have sold for small change but which I artificially inflated the value of by spending more money on it

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 15:20:27 2023 No.55051121 >>55050144 >Crashes the GBP so he can get rich >Spends the rest of his life using his money to destroy white birthrates I can't imagine.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 15:25:31 2023 No.55051167 File: 52 KB, 1280x720, BumFights.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55050997 This you? You are a legend

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 16:25:21 2023 No.55051754 >>55050997 Are you Kenny Griffin who lied to Congress??

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 17:27:29 2023 No.55052428 >>55050997 noice. congrats!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 22 18:35:55 2023 No.55053058 File: 361 KB, 1405x868, f315ac210a862060.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55050268 kek

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