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how do i get into serious staff accounting roles when i'm basically just an ap and payroll guy?

i don't have a cpa

>> No.55044673

Step 1 is to stop being a degenerate coomer

>> No.55044674
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55044674

>>55044662
>dark hair
>dark eyes

>> No.55044676

didn’t read your post
I like Asian chicks

>> No.55044681

that's AI

>> No.55044690

>>55044662
I would feed her my thick white cock daily, and fill her pussy with so much cum that she’ll be pregnant every 9 months for the next 10 years

>> No.55044802

>>55044681
That's an AI man

>> No.55044896
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thats a man unlike picrel

>> No.55045157

>>55044896
That's a man too. I seen it

>> No.55045175

>>55044662
same answer as your thread yesterday - become a cpa

>> No.55045179

>>55044662
Just get a cfa don't be a bitch

>> No.55045202
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>>55044802
That's an AM

>> No.55045213

>>55044662
This AI is getting extremely good, almost there, almost.

>> No.55045223

>>55044662
By getting a cpa? Why do people ask these fucking questions all the time. I've applied to every retarded pencil pushing wagie job on the planet and I can tell you every single one has extra qualifications you need to get, there is not a single job in this fucktarded country that will not demand at least an extra good goy certificate plus tip. Stop wasting my time.

>> No.55045364

>>55044662
What are the kind of "serious staff accounting" roles you had in mind? I'm a staff accountant but still have to do some bitchwork like AP.

>> No.55045606

>>55045364
month end stuff and statement preparation and forecasting

>>55045175
>>55045223
the thought of studying for the cpa in my youth while working public makes me want to off myself

>> No.55045633

>>55045213
lmao cope. I immediately knew it was an AI image before even expanding, we will not be saved anytime soon.

>> No.55045725

>>55044674
her eyes are hazel you blind motherfucker

>> No.55045836

>>55044662
I would advise you to look more at wmaf.

>> No.55045852

>>55044662
>>55044681
>>55044802
I hope she has an AI penis.

>> No.55046296

>>55045606
>month end stuff and statement preparation and forecasting
Honestly just keep applying and maybe embellish your job history to imply some experience with that stuff. Lying often works well because once you've got an entry-level job they're largely going to treat you like you're entry-level no matter what.

>> No.55046453

>>55044662
staff accountant here. You need to apply to accounting firms that do tax and assurance services (compilations, reviews, and audits). They will usually take on staff accountants to do the grunt work.

>> No.55046610

>>55044896
>>55044662
these are AI men

>> No.55046811

>>55044662
CPA with 9 years experience here.
I'm assuming you have at least a bachelor's in accounting. If not, stop reading because you're wasting your time and will remain an AP and payroll guy
>Corporations mostly recruit from public accounting firms. That's your place to start.
>Public Accounting sucks, but that's your place to start
>Since you've been fucking off in AP and Payroll, you probably had a shit GPA, didn't do any internships. No top 20 national firm is likely to consider you for a job.
>Apply to local firms to get your foot in the door
>If you're eligible to sit for the CPA exam, put that on your resume. If not, lie and say you are working towards that
Accounting firms are starving for warm bodies to fill roles. Unfortunately, since you're on /biz/ asking for career advise, you're probably clueless. That doesn't mean you can't unfuck yourself though. Just going to take some work on your part.

>> No.55047042

>>55045633
sure you did

>> No.55047493

>>55044674
She's not White retard what did you expect

>> No.55048574
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>>55044662
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXX

>> No.55049432

>>55044662
lie on your resume. if you can't do that, suck it up and work in audit at a large public accounting firm for a year. i did the latter at EY. then i worked at a medical device company doing GL work. now i work in non-SEC reporting at a megacorp.

>> No.55049479

Sauce on this dude?

>> No.55049485

>>55044662
I want to cum all over her fat pussy financially speaking

>> No.55052265

>>55049479
AI, look at the arm.

>> No.55052322

>>55044662
I want to insert my erect penis between her legs in minecraft

>> No.55052954

>>55045852
>she
>AI
>penis
This will never end right? At least coomers will stop fapping to real "feminine" cocks now