/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.55019644]

>Women can't wo-

[Anonymous No.55019659]

Jeff in IT showed her this trick trying to get a crumb of pussy and she got a bajillion views on tiktok.

[Anonymous No.55019660]

stop

[Anonymous No.55019677]

>>55019644
Look at her other videos before you finish that sentence. Literally a one trick pony.

Also it is such a cliche way to start a topic. Overused AF.

[Anonymous No.55019688]

Also what a retarded assignment.

Clear the empty lines from this data for me.

All that this post actually reveals is how women have been wasting time on approaching useless tasks in unproductive ways.

That coworker sees this and says good luck with that. Basically it is idiotic that in any circle, that task was ever to not be automated.

[Anonymous No.55019735]

>>55019644
Man I am so glad women entere the job market. We really needed them.

[Anonymous No.55019739]

>>55019644
Why does she need to do the retarded dance? Makes me want to punch her in the face.

[Anonymous No.55019745]

Imagine if your boss told you to watch the paint dry properly and you trying to outsmart him plant a camera in front of the wall and watch it from home.
Thats what this video tells me

[Anonymous No.55019750]

This didn't need a dance to go with it. TikTok has ruined a generation, GG China.

[Anonymous No.55019751]

>>55019644
isnt that normal xcel knowledge?

[Anonymous No.55020085]

>get forced to hire women because diversity
>give her some random bullshit to do and tell her to fuck off back home as soon she's done
>she thinks she's smart and happy yay
problem solved

[Anonymous No.55020093]

>>55019644
i dont understand tiktok
why are they always maintaining eye contact
it's so creepy and narcissistic
why are they always doing stupid copy pasted dances
it's so low iq
are women low iq and narcissistic?
oh i understand tiktok now

[Anonymous No.55020106]

>>55019644
Is there ot some form of GDPR rule in America that doesn't allow personal information to be paraded all over TikTok? If I was Justin Bell from Long Beach I would be pretty pissed that people saw I ordered 55 units on 2/9/2020

[Anonymous No.55020148]

>>55020106
Why? Why would you care? Fucking eurocucks and your stupid privacy rules no one gives a shit oh my god my name is known by people its the same as 40000 other people but wow
oh my goodness there is a cookie on my computer my advertisements are now slightly more relevant oh the horror

[Anonymous No.55020158]

>>55019644
she is getting paid $200k/year for this, americans cant suffer.

[Anonymous No.55020170]

>>55020148
Truly a ZogBot moment when you get upset that someone may actually appreciate privacy

[Anonymous No.55020175]

>>55020093
>why are they always maintaining eye contact
You never watched porn?

[Anonymous No.55020211]

>>55020148
Americans ACTUALLY think like this lololololol

[Anonymous No.55020224]

>>55019659
fpbp

[Anonymous No.55020237]

tl;dw

[Anonymous No.55020250]

>>55019644
the average white office woman is less talented than the 6 month pregnant hispanic lady sweeping the crumbs they left everywhere from their 8 hour snack binges

[Anonymous No.55020309]

>>55019644
Top tier absolutely pvre krassial /biz/ kino

[Anonymous No.55020398]

>>55019644
Is that even a real pivot table?

[Anonymous No.55020486]

>>55019644

1 click select all
1 click sort by column A

done
retard

[Anonymous No.55020503]

>>55019745
This. As soon as her boss watches this video he's just going to do the shit himself and fire both her and her coworker. If this bitch were intelligent she'd just quietly do it and not explain how easy it is to anyone. There is no benefit to making a tiktok about how easy your job is unless you're a stupid set of holes looking to generate ad revenue.

[Anonymous No.55020512]

>>55019750
Where are the knee pads

[Anonymous No.55020622]

women don't actually want to experience anything, they don't love anything, they love the facsimile of it
a woman doesn't actually want to live in a hut in the woods, she wants to take "aesthetic" photos of flowers and post them on instagram with a cottagecore hashtag and then go back to her comfortable apartment. a woman doesn't want to actually live in an old timey university she wants to wear a woolen sweater and post a photo of an old book that she hasn't read and post it under the title of dark academia so they can get likes and internet clout
women are masters of deception and moving into cliques and subcultures in order to get attention. this is why you see women dressing in all black and calling themselves goths but who don't actually listen to goth music or read gothic literature, they are in it for the attention and will post photos of them wearing black on instagram that will get thousands of likes by low-born subhuman simps who will obsess over any woman with large tits who dresses like a mall goth

[Anonymous No.55020631]

>>55019644
> Lets her employer treat her like shit
Americuck

[Anonymous No.55020641]

>>55020486
> Uses mouse
You fucking peasant

[Anonymous No.55020749]

>>55019739
motion keeps the zoomers attention

[Anonymous No.55020949]

>>55019750
Don’t they tell you whether you got a job a day or two after an interview? Lmao

[Anonymous No.55020972]

>>55020398
its not a pivot table at all its just normal cells

[Anonymous No.55021018]

>>55020949
They tell you on the spot if they want you. I've had 4 jobs so far in 12years. 3 of them told me same day I interviewed

[Anonymous No.55021035]

>>55020622
Imagine wasting your time hating

[Anonymous No.55021040]

>>55019644
imagine a pajeet making a video about being able to right click -> refactor -> rename a variable

[Anonymous No.55021070]

>>55019644
>20k rows...IN EXCEL?

[Anonymous No.55021080]

>>55020949
It depends how much they like you. I’ve had people making hints, basically salivating to tell me that they’re going to hire me before we’re even done interviewing, and other times I felt for sure I didn’t get it, only to be called back like a week later probably because their first pick fell through.

[Anonymous No.55021213]

>>55021070
>not having an excel file that had tens of thousands of rows and goes to column DN
>is about 178Mb and takes the office computer over an hour to open and 30 minutes to filter
it's like you don't even engineer bro

[Anonymous No.55021469]

>>55019644
>sort rows
>done

[Anonymous No.55021476]

>>55020641
>not using your touchscreen thinkpad with excel zoomed in 200%

Learn2office thx

[Anonymous No.55021505]

>>55019750
these videos were taken about 30 seconds apart she never even left the bathroom

[Anonymous No.55021623]

>>55021213
an engineer would have a database

[Anonymous No.55021645]

>>55019644
they pay people to do this?

[Anonymous No.55021657]

>>55020949
not if they're desperate, kek.

[Anonymous No.55021697]

>>55019688
Unironically though, there's this template that they use for quotes at my work and rather than use a command to multiply the quantity by the price for each line to get the total, the woman who made the template manually multiplied each price by each quantity and manually added them together in the cell for the total

[Anonymous No.55021731]

>>55021213
When I started at my current job they had an excel sheet they use to keep track of jobs, but it's really old and they've been using it for like 30 years. When it converted to the new excel format, it added millions of blank cells to the file, and it would lag like hell when you opened it because it was a monster. I cut down the size of it by more than 99% just by getting rid of the blanks. People really don't know how to use Excel.

[Anonymous No.55021739]

>>55020093
>are women low iq and narcissistic?
anon...

[Anonymous No.55021753]

>>55021018
I’ve never had that and I’ve never had any problems getting jobs. It probably depends on the size of your company and the industry. For this current job I’m in there were 5000 applicants for 34 places, I had the final interview on a Thursday and got called on the Monday to tell me I had the job.

[Anonymous No.55021757]

I miss the old internet

[Anonymous No.55021816]

>>55019644
>>55019751
>isnt that normal xcel knowledge?
It's actually the most convoluted way to accomplish that task.

>insert filter
>filter on blank rows
>right-click, delete
OMG I'M SO SMART

[Anonymous No.55021842]

>>55019644
everyone that has ever danced on tiktok should be put in front of an open ditch and shot in the back of the head

[Anonymous No.55021879]

>>55020949
Generally no but she looks young enough it would probably be an internship and those they might tell you. Assuming this isn't all made up of course (big assumption).

[Anonymous No.55021944]

>>55021842
Alternative scenario:
>Any sexy slut who has danced on Tiktok should be put in front of an open ditch and bukkaked on.

[Anonymous No.55022000]

>>55019659
Pobre señor Jeff :(

[Anonymous No.55022036]

>>55019644
Why do women all have the same dumb haircut? You forehead is too big for that retard.

[Anonymous No.55022071]

>>55021623
Engineer here. You would be surprised at the shit I've seen over the years.

[Anonymous No.55022086]

>>55019644
By the way she dances you can tell she thinks riding dick is thrusting her pelvis forward as hard as she can. It does not feel good it just hurts you dumb bitch.

[Anonymous No.55022098]

>>55021623
But Excel IS a database.

[Anonymous No.55022101]

>>55019677
I would have to be on tiktok to get that far.

[Anonymous No.55023836]

>>55019644
Haha... i'm kinda demoralized or something like that... Anyways, see you on the next thread!

[Anonymous No.55024420]

A pajeet on YouTube just shows you how to do certain commands in 5 seconds without dancing

[Anonymous No.55024528]

>>55019644
>this bitch makes 70k and WFH while i work at UPS and getting yelled at by 20 year old black supervisors
im a failure

[Anonymous No.55024554]

>>55020148
I'm an amerimutt. I hate this country and half the people in it more than any Euro or anyone else. People like you are fucking retarded and belong in a field picking cotton.

[Anonymous No.55024584]

>>55021842
Holy fucking based psycho poster.

[Anonymous No.55024604]

>>55020106
>If I was Justin Bell from Long Beach I would be pretty pissed that people saw I ordered 55 units on 2/9/2020
You know this is all fiction right?
How fucking stupid ARE euros?

[Anonymous No.55024610]

>>55022000
Chequeado, Jeff probablemente luego se masturbó pensando en que tal vez hizo algun tipo de progreso romantico con la señorita, tremendo cope

[Anonymous No.55024616]

>>55019644
>I need all this data cleaned
Not one woman cleaning joke?

[Anonymous No.55024686]

>>55019644

[Anonymous No.55024704]

[Anonymous No.55024729]

Company need to cut bullshit job. cut HR. HR is 99% women. do the math to find women productivity.....

[Anonymous No.55024777]

>>55021753
How tall are you?

[Anonymous No.55024792]

>>55024528
>70k and WFH
more like 200k and WFH on top of benefits :)
How are you even failing in America lmao? Literally born with the winning ticket and too dumb to redeem it kek.

[Anonymous No.55024798]

>>55024777
5’10. Why?

[Anonymous No.55024805]

>>55024704
Why is it always food with women? There must be an evolutionary explanation for this, I mean, maybe since the hunter-gatherer stages of humankind the women that were already provided maybe were proclived to do display of abundance, maybe not due to narcissistic impulses but maybe to create strategic alliances with other women who didn't get nothing by sharing her lot. Either that or women are just retarded

[Anonymous No.55024844]

>>55024686
>>55024704
do people even work in first world countries anymore?

[Anonymous No.55024881]

>>55019659
I work in IT and always tell roasties "Google it, it's easy" for things outside of what I'm getting paid to do.

[Anonymous No.55024966]

>>55020622
I agree. Btw are you European by any chance? I love lowborn as a term but I see it so rarely used in the US.

[Anonymous No.55025131]

>>55024966
yes he is, or he is a WASP in New England. You can tell from his word choice he isn't a 90 IQ amerimutt that grew up on Doritos and Monster Energy.

[Anonymous No.55025145]

>>55024805
I suppose the display of abundance makes some sense. However this near universal desire they have to take pictures of their food and share that with others is... peculiar.

[Anonymous No.55025184]

>>55019688
You underestimate how stupid Boomers and Boomettes are. My last job there was a guy whose sole responsibility was to print out his bosses emails, highlight the name of the sender, and hand them to him. He printed maybe 100 messages per day. I think the Boomer read about five or six of these messages every day and the rest he "put in archive" AKA "stuffed in a folder until I ask Jeremy to print out the same email a dozen more times"

[Anonymous No.55025642]

>>55024704
Kek, fake job videos are awesome, you can see the fall of the West happening and they don't even know

[Anonymous No.55025787]

>>55024792
unironically a comedy of errors. i went to school in 06 and racked up debt with a useless art degree. and the class was loaded with liberal arts electives, i kid you not. i had a class about intro to psychology and watching 70s feminist films. Also had to take something about the Algerian revolution and we covered the weather underground(pre-antifa). after some time i was getting disenfranchised with the program and lost faith in art. so i had ZERO skills and a art degree. Completely worthless. Recession hit and Occupy wallstreet happened and art-type and media jobs dried up. art directors trashed my shitty portfolio. I needed a job so I got into UPS and stayed there hating my life but getting paid enough to cover my student loans and i got health insurance. i tried to study art while i was there, but it just was not clicking. And I thought I couldn't do anything else skill-wise. I invested so much time and energy into art that I doubled down and tried to keep improving. (sunk cost theory.) I tried entrepreneur route and started a pressure washing business, but it just wasn't working out. Also I started to get sick, so finding a job with good health insurance was getting tougher. I can't pass a DoT physical to obtain a CDL because of epilepsy.

Student loans and health issues crippled my life's trajectory anon. Only thing I can do is keep stacking sats and survive.

[Anonymous No.55025933]

>>55025787
Only thing i hear are bullshit excuses. By living in the US, few are better equipped to make it financially than you. So get the fuck on with it and stop complaining pussy ass nigga bitch

[Anonymous No.55025970]

>>55024798
Makes sense. You've never been any company's #1 priority for hiring. You've only ever gotten jobs because the #1 candidate rejected them or asked for too much money.

I've had the same experience as this anon >>55021018 - it is always on the spot. I've also had one company stop their interviews and sent everyone else home after they gave me an offer on the spot in the interview.

[Anonymous No.55026059]

>>55025970
>You've only ever gotten jobs because the #1 candidate rejected them or asked for too much money.

I think that’s unlikely. My last interview was via Microsoft teams so they didn’t know my height. Furthermore, there was no salary negotiation, all graduates start on the same pay in my company (public sector). Also, it’s unlikely the candidates rejected an offer as I work for an excellent company.

What’s more likely is they had interviews to complete on the Friday and took the weekend to consider it. My phone call was at 8:30am on the Monday morning so I can’t imagine they had phoned anyone earlier than that.

[Anonymous No.55026099]

What does the alt H D R do?

[Anonymous No.55026106]

>>55025933
get on with what? I don't know what delusions you have of America. But some of us are stuck in this usury of paying $500~4000 a month in medical/studentloan/car/credit/mortgage debt. You don't snap your fingers and get a 200k job just because of these .webms posted here. The shit doesn't work out, idunno how else to get you to understand.

[Anonymous No.55026147]

>>55024844
No. i WFH in US in tech. do 2h call on bullshit and then play video games while people in india code.

[Anonymous No.55026153]

>>55019750
>>55019644
2 women just having fun and you incels can't cope with it

[Anonymous No.55026165]

>>55019644
Very nice, now let's see here run a query on a real database

[Anonymous No.55026405]

>>55020148
BASED
I have nothing to hide.
Take my data while giving me free services like whatsapp

[Anonymous No.55026443]

>>55019644

Women don't need to work

[Anonymous No.55026482]

>>55026059
>an excellent company
>Microsoft
shiggy diggy

[Anonymous No.55026485]

>>55026443
sometime i see QT packing groceries at whole food... i feel bad for them....just OF....you re in your 20. now is the time for a OF with a nice niche like "i do stuff with vegetable" or any strange shit

[Anonymous No.55026498]

>>55026147
why do people watch this mundane shit

[Anonymous No.55026511]

>tfw jewish

[Anonymous No.55026519]

>>55026485
>it's black
FUCK

[Anonymous No.55026547]

>>55026519
>It's propaganda
FUCK you really thought some dildo video got 6 gorillion views on its own? FUCK

[Anonymous No.55026789]

>>55019659
Oh shit, guess I better stop helping people out because they have a vagina because your projectionist ass might accuse me of bring thirsty, I get that this is a socially inept /g/ but goddamn

[Anonymous No.55026870]

>>55026498
men watch because women
women watch because they want to see dream life of working at FB doing nothing for 200k https://nypost.com/2023/03/22/ex-meta-recruiter-says-she-was-paid-190k-to-do-nothing/

[Anonymous No.55026969]

>>55026789
lmao sounds like someone didn't get their crumb of pussy

[Anonymous No.55027122]

>>55019644
TOTAL OFFICEROASTIE DEATH

[Anonymous No.55027147]

>>55026789
>got triggered
Ouch anon

[Anonymous No.55027158]

>>55025184
I bet he has more knowledge in his field than 99.9% of people in the same profession. When you're at that level, you don't fuck around with little computer games like kids such as Jeremy. You've got more important shit to worry about and don't have time to play on the computer like some NEET living in his parents' basement.

[Anonymous No.55027682]

>>55026106
you have a college degree. You could leave the country and teach english in asia making $5k/month easily. Then you could either get private students from good families and get a wife + tons of cash under the table, or start a business and do even better. Who told you that you have to pay back your loans? The jews who tricked you into signing up for them in the first place?

[Anonymous No.55027709]

>>55019644
That's cool but pandasAI was finished before girl boss finished describing the task

[Anonymous No.55027723]

>>55026789
Imagine writing an emotionally fueled comment like that, and having the gall to say someone else is the one projecting. Top kek.

[Anonymous No.55027725]

>>55021697
LMAO WOMEN but what are you bragging about when a computer does it do you miss your gold star good noodle golden boy bank doller$$?

[Anonymous No.55027735]

>>55026789
>>55027723
Both of you are faggots

[Anonymous No.55027783]

>>55027735
What about me?

[Anonymous No.55027805]

>>55027122
my social studies teacher on Long Island was making 100k back in 97

[Anonymous No.55027870]

>>55020641
Obviously he's using his mind-computer implant

[Anonymous No.55028045]

>>55022098
>wagie has a meltdown over having to use Microsoft access.

[Anonymous No.55028089]

>>55026789
>Cussing
>Passive aggressive monologuing
>Mentions female genitals
>accuses anonymous internet retards of projecting
>Insults and more cussing
>brings up thirst unprompted
>more cussing
You are probably the biggest faggot to ever walk the face of the Earth. Gayer than even the gayest homosexuals who march in June.

[Anonymous No.55028162]

>>55019644
I wish I could get paid $58 an hour to delete spaces in an excel sheet.

[Anonymous No.55028172]

>>55024610
Really hate how 4chan is teaching me Spanish as a joke that started as an anti-american meme.

[Anonymous No.55028982]

>>55024686
Jfc on the phone to her bf twice in the same day, while at work. What is her problem?

[Anonymous No.55029028]

>>55026147
>Another service job, staffed by an attractive black male, noticeably older than the girl filming this.

You know, I think America has really never understood the predjudice that MLK spoke about. I’m white and I’m not into any black fetishism or anything but seriously there is a disparity of skills to career ratio that I think is a severe economic inefficiency. That guy behind the counter should be in the role and the girl is young enough to be in the service job. I think older people should rejoin the workforce doing wagie jobs to pass on wisdom and leave the middle management to people in their late 20s and early 30s.

[Anonymous No.55029074]

>>55026519
>>55026547
>It's propaganda

Cope, She sucks bbc for real too. Here's a video of her I uploaded
https://gofile.io/d/KkFlFk

[Anonymous No.55029102]

>>55026147
Lmao she thought those shelf ornaments were actually breakfast holy shit lmao!!!!!! That’s some ghetto ass shit right there!!! She probably put some in her purse for dinner!! Lollololololollll!!!

[Anonymous No.55029618]

>>55019644
>>55024686
>>55024704
>>55026147
Feeeeeking morons slaves
UNNATURAL
Giving not birth
Drinking toxic bean soup and exercising to become infertile

[Anonymous No.55029664]

>>55020093
Yeah idk I feel really old it just makes me cringe at how self absorbed and shallow it is.


That's how I knew the world changed

Teenagers these days won't have counter strike, RuneScape and 2000s nu metal

They'll have tik tok cancer, loot skin paypig games, and lil fleeky twerking


Ughh. World should have ended in 2010

[Anonymous No.55029691]

>>55029618
Lool based kids ranqe impersonator

[Anonymous No.55029693]

>>55029664
it ended in 2012

[Anonymous No.55029698]

>>55029693
Why 2012

[Anonymous No.55029699]

>>55019644
this makes me want to kill myself ,fuck off, go back and fuck yourself right in your fat fucking face faggot

[Anonymous No.55029718]

>>55019644
I fucking hate these dances.

[Anonymous No.55030556]

>>55027682
>could teach English to all Asian countries and regions for an average of 5k a month
are you referring to something in reality that is linkable?

[Anonymous No.55030794]

>>55026789
YWNBAW

[Anonymous No.55030805]

>>55020949
if they really want you they tell you early on and the final interviews are just chit chat to see you're not a turbo autist

[Anonymous No.55030835]

>>55024805
women are biologically instinctively predisposed to work in the kitchen, whether they know it or not

[Anonymous No.55031991]

>>55021623
you have no idea how many times we export data from the data base as excel precisely because some stupid non tech higher up wants it as an excel

[Anonymous No.55032039]

>>55019644
This is like minimum wage data entry tier work. I seriously hope she isn't getting paid more than $8 an hour to do this.

[Anonymous No.55032567]

After spending a decade as a NEET and not having to solve any problem I'm actually terrified if I get a job I'll get some basic arithmetic problem wrong or I'll be forced to read or compare tables and I'll just completely fumble and look like a retard and be a laughing stock.

Like yesterday I was looking at a table of various healthcare plans and their premiums and deductibles and struggled to work out the difference in cost between them for a minute.

God I need to stop being a lazy retard and relearn math and do some stats/data science courses online.

[Anonymous No.55033323]

>>55026789
Oh no no no no
IT guy is having a melty

[Anonymous No.55034439]

>>55027122
I've had more bad teachers than good. 90% just recite material right out of the book and don't engage with anything past what the teaching materials explicitly talk about. When I was younger they'd just bitch that they spent 90% of their time grading tests and then when scantron came out they still bitched about pay but dropped the bullshit about wasting time grading. Always something.

[Anonymous No.55034551]

>>55024686
>>55024704
You incels are hating, but both these roasties do more than me in a day. I usually get up at 12pm, open my laptop, get an hour of work in maybe, then fuck off for the rest of the day.
Systems engineer.

[Anonymous No.55034580]

>>55027122
This shit is fake, I tried to make an openaxis ai account and do something similar. It doesn't have any of this functionality, fake fucking scammers.