/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.55017785]

Clown pump edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://www.optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com

>Screeners
https://www.finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://www.etfdb.com/
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator

>Calendars
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://www.market24hclock.com/
https://www.squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://www.tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://www.finance.yahoo.com/research
https://www.finsight.com/bond-screener/corporate-bonds

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>>55014736

[Anonymous No.55017806]

>>55017785
I have 100k in CDs in my bank, I just took out a 40k "cd loan" from that same bank, the interest on my CD pays the principle and interest on it.. Have i unlocked a secret?

[Anonymous No.55017825]

>>55017806
you did the financial equivalent of taking a lump sum in exchange for an annuity

[Anonymous No.55017828]

Good job today Mumu hey check the dxy

[Anonymous No.55017829]

can the nasd-ACK just crash already

[Anonymous No.55017838]

Im financially broke from the process of buying a house.

[Anonymous No.55017849]

thoughts on BABA?

[Anonymous No.55017851]

>>55017825
i get to look at bigger numbers on my screen now,
of course just investing that monthly payment would result in much more than 40k

[Anonymous No.55017852]

>>55017838
Think of it less as "buying a house" and more "allocating a large portion of your investment portfolio towards real estate".

[Anonymous No.55017857]

I need a play, smg.. help me out. I have 70k-ish in this stock market but in crazy shit that doesn't make sense like 40k in bitfarms, what the fuck am I doing? I want to sell 75% and buy VOO or JEPQ?

[Anonymous No.55017858]

MAGABoomers, chuds, and incel Muskbros were happily shorting about the market as an own on Brandon.
Their hubris and blood from their silly shorts will be used as jet fuel for the next melt up. Exactly like 2021. The Biden Bull is BACK
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.55017861]

>>55017849

[Anonymous No.55017870]

You know what's wild? In all the excitement people didn't notice DOLE crushed earnings and rocketed up 8.3%

[Anonymous No.55017871]

I degen'd 900 dollars into BOIL

Natgas has been low too long and there was good news today.

Am I gonna get fucked up, /smg/?

[Anonymous No.55017878]

>>55017847
Nofap day 32 almost in the books. Why would a black lesbian need to jerk her white penis off? For what purpose? Black lesbians aren't degenerate like that.

[Anonymous No.55017898]

>>55017858
>Biden Bull is BACK
>LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO
I'm riding with that madlad. He cares about black lesbian rights

[Anonymous No.55017899]

>>55017871
Are you sure you want to hold the stock that so many /smg/ posters got burned on, after a +17% day?

[Anonymous No.55017902]

How many of u blokes hop brokerages using the 'new membership bennifits' to invest?

[Anonymous No.55017912]

YOU PUSH IT

[Anonymous No.55017920]

>>55017899 (checked)

It bounced off of a low and natgas is used in everything, not just heating.

[Anonymous No.55017929]

>>55017852
Havent bought it yet. Its giving a lot of headaches trying to and I feel like I am just burning money. My money stream will be tapped since my last paycheck is mid June and dont get one until first od september again. Probably going to end up getting a new credit card putting my trip on it and blow off steam sticking my dick in things

[Anonymous No.55017954]

Lol I went out for pizza, and while I was eating some random guy, teen or early 20s, came in and kept walking around in circles, talking to himself loudly, swinging his arms around, and at one point grabbing his dick through his shorts.
I knew immediately he was invested in SQQQ

[Anonymous No.55017963]

>>55017828
wow we're really going back to 3800 huh, good thing i loaded up on SQQQ today

[Anonymous No.55017973]

>futures

[Anonymous No.55017980]

>>55017929
>my last paycheck is mid June and dont get one until first od september again.
Have you considered applying for unemployment? Or becoming a gigger? Even if the money isn't going to be yuge deposits into your brokerage, maybe that'll assuage some of your anxiety.

[Anonymous No.55017995]

>>55017954
Wow!

[Anonymous No.55018012]

>>55017954
Spice, fentanyl, some kind of GEO for mental institutions... I wish there was a good way to play those angles of our society losing its mind.

Waaaait, it's shroom stocks isn't it?

[Anonymous No.55018015]

is VZ beat down enough yet?
Yield above 7 now

[Anonymous No.55018019]

How exactly do permabears cope with losing everything over and over again?

[Anonymous No.55018020]

>>55018012
Well, eventually his mom came over and made him sit down

[Anonymous No.55018029]

>>55018019
he had to have gone all in on options, which is no different from gambling

[Anonymous No.55018036]

>We're hitting 420 on SPY tomorrow

[Anonymous No.55018065]

>>55018036
it hit it AH and then reverted

[Anonymous No.55018069]

>>55018029
>which is no different from gambling
It's worse, at least slot machines and blackjack are "random" with the built in probabilities that can't change. Once the MM sees a $30k account go all in on QQQ puts or SQQQ calls or NVDA or whatever ticker, you are now food. They are laughing at you. It's like having a slot machine where the programmer can change the win probability at will depending on bet size.

[Anonymous No.55018072]

>>55017980
Im a teacher who is a retard who keeps forgetting to sign up for reserve pay.

[Anonymous No.55018074]

>DXYfags actually thought they'd defeat the market
Yeah, Cletus, I'm sure a couple points on your untradeable index will undermine the greatest market on God's Earth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6S6ip7pj1hc

[Anonymous No.55018124]

The expected crash?
AI averted it.

[Anonymous No.55018125]

I picked these randomly based on biotech and robotics two months ago. But it's a simulator.
Just I buy them? I'm afraid the market might take a shit.

[Anonymous No.55018185]

It's over for the bears.. stop shorting faggots!!!

[Anonymous No.55018198]

>>55018125
>But it's a simulator.
which simulator?

[Anonymous No.55018204]

>>55018125
ANET looks great, bullish island reversal
PTCT looks neutral, probably not a buy
NOVT is in a rising wedge, might be worth a swing but without any substantial catalyst on the horizon i'd be short

[Anonymous No.55018205]

>He is trading options on margin

[Anonymous No.55018210]

Senpai bros....

[Anonymous No.55018215]

>>55018205
I only trade options with settle cash
So when I run out of settled cash, I have to wait till the next day for the trades to settle overnight lol

[Anonymous No.55018223]

>>55017785
Two more weeks until the default

[Anonymous No.55018240]

>>55018210
nikkei casually forming a 30 year long cup and handle

[Anonymous No.55018243]

>>55017870
I should my stack at 11.48 :(

[Anonymous No.55018253]

>>55017929
Where is your dick sticking vacation spot?

[Anonymous No.55018258]

>>55018069
The casinos are also required by law to disclose the odds. Tough shit getting that from the market makers

[Anonymous No.55018265]

>>55018069
>30k
>MM giving any shits

[Anonymous No.55018270]

>>55017785
Two more weeks until total bobo death

[Anonymous No.55018271]

>>55018258
>odds
>implying the stock market can be described by gaussian statistics

[Anonymous No.55018276]

>>55017870
i was busy swinging FTCH thanks to inspiration here early this week

[Anonymous No.55018279]

>>55017785
>futures

[Anonymous No.55018284]

>>55018258
>Tough shit getting that from the market makers
I used to bitch about it, but you just gotta learn how to play the game and understand that the house always wins. You are not the house. That doesn't mean you can't also win. It just means you can't always win. You are not the house... Unless I take on my bobo Greene persona

[Anonymous No.55018286]

>>55018270
tick tock complacent mumu
we'll find out who's right soon enough..

[Anonymous No.55018291]

>>55018265
If you are naked they want it and can and will have it. I can tell you that. I'm not too good to pick up pennies in front of a steamroller, neither are they, especially when it's just a matter of doing nothing and letting puts expire worthless

[Anonymous No.55018292]

>>55017828
>DXY

Oh wow, 1.5% over a few months.

[Anonymous No.55018294]

>>55018223
Heads up that the June 1st date was just Yellen being a politician. We'll scrape by early June, unlock a bunch of money, then hit a real x-date late July or thereabouts.

[Anonymous No.55018298]

COME OUT LITTLE BOBO

I JUST WANT TO PLAY

[Anonymous No.55018300]

>>55018286
wtf is that gif even trying mean?

[Anonymous No.55018306]

>>55018276
Nice. What inspiration exactly?

[Anonymous No.55018315]

>>55017954
What shithole city do you live in?

[Anonymous No.55018316]

i started my 401k about 4 years ago, 35 years old right now...am i going to make it?

[Anonymous No.55018331]

>>55018316
You're probably in the 80th percentile for your age, so yeah you're doing good.

[Anonymous No.55018333]

>>55018294
that is the best case scenario. however, if more banks default and FDIC needs to tap the treasury...

>>55018300
it means. you may want to sell some stocks..

[Anonymous No.55018341]

>>55018306
asked what to buy on monday, seemed like a dead market. some anon posted pic rel said maybe gamble on earnings. looked at FTCH first and looked like a rally into earnings and a short the following day. sure enough it did rally now i'll short it tomorrow and see where it goes. next week i'll try again on another chart if SQQQ doesn't move fast enough.

[Anonymous No.55018350]

>>55018223
A part of me wishes that the USA defaults on its debt for once and we get to witness the biggest collapse in history since the Roman Empire.

But knowing how jewish the government is, they will just cut a secret deal on some private jets during the weekend and then magically conjure up a new ceiling because of fucking course.

[Anonymous No.55018360]

>>55017870
I never took DOLE seriously since it was the same shill that kept pushing trash like SKYT.

[Anonymous No.55018362]

>>55018333
>if more banks default and FDIC needs to tap the treasury
Eh, I wouldn't buy gamble puts on that. They'd get F.E.D. loans or speed up their fining of big banks. Remember: J.P. Morgan alone has 45b in cash.

[Anonymous No.55018364]

>>55018350
I'd personally would not like to live through the collapse of the US. I have to live here after all.

[Anonymous No.55018366]

[Anonymous No.55018367]

>>55018350
>because of fucking course
Yes of course. They're not all of a sudden going to drop the ball on this one after a decade of careful can kicking since the last time debt ceiling was an issue. Market is well aware of this which is part of the reason it's retard pumping.

[Anonymous No.55018374]

>>55018360
The SKYT dude(probably the same as the PRTY guy) was not bad at calling his plays. You just had to get out after the 15-20% run up.

[Anonymous No.55018378]

>>55018315
I actually live in a nice suburban city. Turns out the kid just got out of his mom's supervision for a few minutes. She made him sit down later

[Anonymous No.55018394]

>>55018366
...

>>55018350
>they will just cut a secret deal on some private jets
alternate option: they try to do that and fail to reach a deal in time. then the arguments get worse as we're in default. finally, weeks later, with the US credit rating at CCC-, payments start being made again...

>>55018362
puts are not the call here. too much counterparty risk. cash is king. get ready to buy blue chip stocks and US gov bonds for pennies on the dollar as pension funds panic dump trillions to comply with asset quality regulations...

[Anonymous No.55018400]

>>55018374
>>55018360
Never got the SKYT hate. Sure PRTY went bankrupt but SKYT's legit enough to behave like a poor man's SOXL.

[Anonymous No.55018412]

>>55018378
Oh he's just autistic. That means he's probably here. Hello pizza kid!!

[Anonymous No.55018427]

>>55018394
>puts are not the call here. too much counterparty risk. cash is king. get ready to buy blue chip stocks and US gov bonds for pennies on the dollar as pension funds panic dump trillions to comply with asset quality regulations...
Anon, if you think there's counterparty risk in puts, at that point clearinghouses will just freeze or undo your blue chip stocks or treasury trades. It's over.

What would actually happen is an emergency bank/financial holiday. Nobody trades until Yellen scrounges up some cash. There's a reason the pair of events is:
>Credit crisis
>Market closed

[Anonymous No.55018458]

>futures?

[Anonymous No.55018465]

>>55018364
Kinda want to witness it IRL, its been getting boring with doomer shit claiming that everything burns in two more weeks when it doesn't.
>>55018367
Man all of this pumping must be what the summer of 1929 felt like kek, investors might be shitting themselves.

[Anonymous No.55018469]

>>55018427
>What would actually happen is an emergency bank/financial holiday
yeah but retail will still panic dump after and no way the US gov credit rating would still be investment grade after that so institutions will have to dump too

>at that point clearinghouses will just freeze or undo your blue chip stocks or treasury trades.
what if I walk into the stock exchange and buy physical stock certificates for cash

[Anonymous No.55018470]

>futures

[Anonymous No.55018477]

>>55018469
>yeah but retail will still panic dump after and no way the US gov credit rating would still be investment grade after that so institutions will have to dump too
Sure, but you'd basically want to sell puts that morning and use the money to scoop up your shit. That dynamic'd be way more lucrative than idling in cash.

>what if I walk into the stock exchange and buy physical stock certificates for cash
pic related

[Anonymous No.55018478]

>>55018470
>futures

[Anonymous No.55018483]

>>55018465
>Kinda want to witness it IRL
I assure you, you don't. Despite clown world, our lives our still pretty cushy in the US. You say that now but if it actually happened you would be miserable.

[Anonymous No.55018486]

Powell speaks tommorow I hope everyone sold and bought puts for him to ruin the pump

[Anonymous No.55018494]

>>55018478

[Anonymous No.55018514]

Very nice

Now let's see Paul Allen's bulltrap

[Anonymous No.55018523]

>>55018477
>but you'd basically want to sell puts that morning
what if brokerages refuse to let retail sell/buy puts due to ""unique market conditions""

[Anonymous No.55018539]

>>55018523
They'd keep that open so they can dump all *their* puts on overeager, johnny-come-lately retail, minutes before the Fed announces post-default QE.

[Anonymous No.55018540]

>>55018374
The core of the shill thesis was built on fundamentals around the CHIPS act, which was a retarded take and easily disproven with 5 minutes of reading.
Party City literally went bankrupt so I'm not sure how you can possibly consider that a good call.

Using bullshit interpretations of potential fundamental catalysts to shill what is effectively just a momentum play is useless if not dishonest. Anyone can shill anything and there's a >50% chance that over some timeframe it'll go positive. On another timeframe, it'll likely go negative.
It reminds me of that BOIL shill claiming victory because he rode the entire decline from $9 down to $3, but then supposedly scaled into it hard enough that he exited slightly above breakeven after a 10% bounce. If you consider a specific timeframe and precise strategy, anyone can become a winner out of almost any price action. Doesn't mean the play is good.

A serious fundamental thesis involves companies that may actually see real performance changes over an extended period of time, permanent rerating, merger/takeover, or extreme capital returns to the point where your cost basis gets paid out via dividends or buybacks. Technically, those last two are the only options that are truly guaranteed.
Anything else is just a disguised momentum trade fishing for greater fools. I have no problem with gambling, but at least be honest about it.

[Anonymous No.55018541]

bullish or bearish, financially speaking?

[Anonymous No.55018547]

>>55018486
you say that, but he could literally cut his own penis off on stage and swallow it, and it'd still be considered bullish and NVDA would do a +8% day

[Anonymous No.55018565]

>>55018204
Thank you for the analysis
Anet is the new cisco replacement

[Anonymous No.55018583]

>>55018541
I refuse to believe Elon isn't on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.55018682]

>>55018583
He 100% is. You can't be autistic and not spend time here.

[Anonymous No.55018689]

>>55018541
Crabbish of course

[Anonymous No.55018718]

>>55018583
Have you seen his Elden Ring build? I really doubt it, it was trash.

[Anonymous No.55018725]

>>55018547
true I have and AMAT call as a hedge

[Anonymous No.55018728]

>>55018718
>looking up builds online for a first playthrough
fag

[Anonymous No.55018744]

https://atlassalt.com/atlas-salt-corporate-update-may18-2023/

Alpha from a commodities thread (physical gold ingot cultist thread) regarding some companies using government money to store hydrogen gas in salt domes. Could be a 10-20x.

[Anonymous No.55018749]

>>55018728
Dude, his build was literal pants on head retarded, no one who ever played a souls game would roll that. It was fat rolling with hybrids in magic and dex lmao.

[Anonymous No.55018760]

>>55018583
I think the PR department that tries to do outreach for incels certainly frequents 4chan.

[Anonymous No.55018771]

>>55018541
>HE'S USING OUR TRICKS

[Anonymous No.55018775]

>>55018583
Elon is a deep state asset and controlled opposition.

[Anonymous No.55018780]

We're above 4200 Bobo

Uh oh spaghettio

[Anonymous No.55018827]

fed pivot begins tomorrow
TQQQ to $300

[Anonymous No.55018844]

>>55018827
yes, pivoting higher

[Anonymous No.55018855]

>>55018744
>100% owner of North America’s premier undeveloped high-grade salt project
In my experience, Canadian microcaps with no present day revenue/profit are almost always a 0.25-0.5x, followed by a large private placement below the bid that locks in your loss.

Good luck though. No matter what happens, I'm sure there will be plenty of salt.

[Anonymous No.55018871]

Just, like, stop worrying about it bro.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNBCVM4KbUM

[Anonymous No.55018960]

I haven't checked the markets at all this week and have barely come here. Feels pretty nice. I think it's time to sell all my junk and bogle it up. Maybe keep a play account with a few K for funsies.

[Anonymous No.55018965]

>>55018960
Have fun. But be aware you are selling right as things get Spicy again.

[Anonymous No.55018970]

>>55018960
what have you been doing with your time?

[Anonymous No.55018981]

Another thing that made me stop was having my strats continually fail. Clearly I'm not cut for this kind of thing, no reason to keep losing money on it.
>>55018970
Work + applying for a different job. I'm at 60 apps in 2 weeks with only 1 interview.

[Anonymous No.55019006]

Why line go up across all major indexes?

Haven’t been paying attention, have been generally spacing out for a few days. Did Powell print more dollars??

[Anonymous No.55019021]

>yields

[Anonymous No.55019032]

>>55019006
A ginormous 0dte SPY call order came in when we were at the top of the last several weeks' crab range. That, combined with NVDA continuing its unstoppable vertical ramp broke us out of said range.

[Anonymous No.55019033]

>>55017828
silly coping Bobo, that means the real increase is even higher than it seems

[Anonymous No.55019037]

>>55018981
I need a career real bad.
And then I can start trying to find a woman.
And then, well everything from there on is gravy.

[Anonymous No.55019039]

>>55019021
Bonds finna bust. Outta their long term yield ceilings.

[Anonymous No.55019050]

TODAY IS THE BIGGEST DAY OF YOUR ENTIRE LIFE SAVINGS

[Anonymous No.55019053]

>>55018780
meltup chad here, I have a strong feeling today is a cool off before the rally continues plus its OPEX so this is going to be sold hard especially after jerome speaks

[Anonymous No.55019074]

>>55019050
What trade will you wake up on Monday and think "man, I should've put that on Friday"?

[Anonymous No.55019101]

>Oil
WE'RE BACK

[Anonymous No.55019107]

>>55019101
SPR got to be filled hehe

[Anonymous No.55019120]

normies never should've been let on the internet

[Anonymous No.55019139]

>>55019032
>>55019033
So basically debt ceiling bs. Aka printing monies.

[Anonymous No.55019193]

I just shorted

[Anonymous No.55019223]

i just sharted

[Anonymous No.55019241]

europe chads taking profit while exuberant US mumus holding the bag

[Anonymous No.55019245]

HIGHER STOCK PRICES FOR LONGER

[Anonymous No.55019249]

MORE MORNONS FOR LONGER

[Anonymous No.55019257]

My god, EU stock market is so cucked, we can't break the resistance that has become support after yesterday's midnight pump (18 est)

[Anonymous No.55019260]

>>55019241
Unironically not the case, EU pumping, while US dumping. It's so stupid

[Anonymous No.55019267]

>>55019249
Kek@ contextgiving readers

[Anonymous No.55019276]

>German PPI rises +0.3%
>Analysts expected -0.5%
Oh well, nothing to see here. Just your ordinary good ol' greedflation taking firm hold of the european markets... Fuckin incredible. Lagarde must give the best blowjobs

[Anonymous No.55019277]

>>55019260
they can't keep it up anymore. the initial selloff on german ppi said it all. after the first opening schizo hour we will be red

[Anonymous No.55019280]

I am watching documentaries on Elon Musk. So far they talk about his mom. Looks like she is the average shallow mega whore.

[Anonymous No.55019293]

Yields...

[Anonymous No.55019297]

>>55019276
Yeah and I read a news article: Something along the line (can't translate it properly).

>German ppi hasn't risen as slow since 2 years

They try to make it sound positive despite 0,8% estimated difference.

[Anonymous No.55019307]

>>55019260
>US dumping
dead flat. we'll see when premarket opens if that changes anything.

[Anonymous No.55019309]

>>55019276
LBBW-economist Jens-Oliver Niklasch

>"After all no dramatic number, but it shows that inflation is going back, but prices it seems not"
?????

[Anonymous No.55019313]

>>55019276
Saw a ‘day in the life’ of Lagarde, back when she was the French Foreign Secretary or something. She’s a two phoner. Constantly talking on one phone while getting whoever is on the call to give her contact details of whoever she is going to phone next. She does this all day, everyday non-stop, in her office, house, taxi. Just talking endlessly. Some people would call her a good networker, to me she just came across as that women who will phone you constantly, tell her someone else’s number to get her to stop phoning me. She’s clearly socially intelligent but good will maths or geopolitics non.

[Anonymous No.55019314]

>>55019277
Only with JPOW. We are stuck.

I should have unironically traded US and I would have been better off.

EU indicators more often wrong than right. Had to only look at US indices and I would have known what EU would do.

[Anonymous No.55019315]

Small cap bros it's been so long. when does our suffering end?

[Anonymous No.55019316]

>>55019297
>despite 0,8% estimated difference
Don't worry, they will revise to 2% next month :). This is a joke and people are actually going along with it. I mean, of course they. It's called greedflation for a reason. I know it's not the same but this really reminds me of 2008 when both sides of the coin (banks vs. people) got extremely greedy and it all crashed. And now with summer on the horizon, the bull market will probably continue
>>55019293
I missed you. H-h-how's it going maid-sama? Business going well?

[Anonymous No.55019318]

>>55019309

[Anonymous No.55019327]

>>55019315
RUSSELL 2000 has priced in an almost 2008

the next decade it ours.........

[Anonymous No.55019337]

>>55019315
Today it starts, 17pm german time. 11am EST

[Anonymous No.55019338]

>>55019316
she is doing well

[Anonymous No.55019340]

DAX cannot break 16205, US won't allow it.

[Anonymous No.55019346]

>>55019340
Despite being over the daily bolligerbands (16170). Kek, TA is a meme.

[Anonymous No.55019351]

No selling without US. Only pumping their bags.

If in the rare occassion EU sells off, it almost always recovers until US session. It's absolutely pathetic.

[Anonymous No.55019353]

>>55019338
I'm happy for her. We all deserve happiness.

[Anonymous No.55019354]

Seriously you'd have to be retarded not to sell before Jerome and OPEX

[Anonymous No.55019372]

>>55019354
>OPEX
Can someone explain what Opex is all about?

[Anonymous No.55019376]

>>55019372
options expiry

[Anonymous No.55019381]

>>55019376
I have grown tired of options and their expiries.

[Anonymous No.55019384]

>>55019354
hwut do you expect Jerome to say that is in any way new or surprising to the market?

[Anonymous No.55019385]

You gotta love how media is trying to spin an increased PPI as a good thing. Ridiculous

[Anonymous No.55019387]

>>55019340
Europe has been very strong lately. I hate to say it but I'd written the Dax, Euro stoxx 600 etc. as uninvestable despite the option being in my futures account but I'm actually impressed. Taking a second look for sure

[Anonymous No.55019395]

>>55019384
HIGHER FOR ETERNITY

[Anonymous No.55019399]

>>55019384
>hurr durr nothingburger
everybody said the same during summer rally before Jpow spoke at jackson hole last year

[Anonymous No.55019400]

You bought BOIL at the bottom right

[Anonymous No.55019405]

>>55019384
powell can be bullish on regional banks and make them tank we saw that like what, last week?

[Anonymous No.55019419]

>90 Million Americans Struggle Paying Bills As Credit Card Usage Spikes

kek if the default doesn't happen, I can see the credit debt bubbles really fucking normies over this year.

[Anonymous No.55019420]

Bros, I am still +40% on my copper with some nice gains (still ATH despite the downward momentum of copper but stocks are weird). Would you have sold at this point? With summer fast approaching, the bull market could make for additional gains... or maybe the market is trying to rotate out of value to growth instead so I should sell. Hmmm

[Anonymous No.55019436]

>>55019420
the basic rule is to always take profit and that there is always be a new entry sooner or later

[Anonymous No.55019451]

>>55019307
US flat
EU pumping

[Anonymous No.55019464]

>>55018981
60 apps, being a college fag sounds rough, I just go anywhere and pour fake piss in a cup. You probably can't deny the Holocaust either, or be openly upset when bad things happen to White people like Waukesha and whatnot. Pros and cons I guess

[Anonymous No.55019475]

>>55019293
Why is the 2M lower than 1 or 3 M?

[Anonymous No.55019476]

If we crash today I will close all my EU shorts and leave this fuckin amrket behind me. Even though I live in the EU and have no insight into US economy trading their indices makes more sense then this bullshit vassal copycat trash EU bullshit.

[Anonymous No.55019480]

>>55019476
*than

[Anonymous No.55019481]

>>55019475
MMF's buying them up for yield and the treasury not issuing any. also past the June 15th X day

[Anonymous No.55019601]

EZ POOOOMP on EU, fuckin retard market

[Anonymous No.55019649]

bobo is in shambles

[Anonymous No.55019689]

>ECB’s Lagarde: ECB Will Be Courageous To Take The Decisions Needed To Bring Inflation Back To 2%

25 bps, lol

[Anonymous No.55019724]

Can someone spoon-feed me what 0DTE options are and if they're killing the market? I'm a complete brainlet.

[Anonymous No.55019729]

>>55019724
leveraged lottery tickets

[Anonymous No.55019793]

>>55019689
She is so full of shit and people are buying it, wtf. She must seriously give the world's best blowjobs. There is no way that someone like her ever got to the top without being a complete beast in the sack

[Anonymous No.55019813]

>Farfetch around +20% premarket.

[Anonymous No.55019834]

>>55019387
Didn't JPM or whoever it was just change EU stocks to underweight because they don't think there's much further upside potential?

[Anonymous No.55019864]

>>55019724
normally when people buy an Options Contract, it expiresa week or month(s) later. 0DTE options expire during the same day you purchased them. People are betting on the smallest movements, almost like a coin flip. Another thing is the standard VIX does not capture 0DTE options, so a lot of the volatility in the market is hidden

[Anonymous No.55019919]

>>55019834
I mean who could expect record breaking inflation over a year since ukraine began to be bullish

[Anonymous No.55019934]

what do you guys think about shit n piss breadth being this fucked? i assume this won't end well but how long does this shitshow continue like this

[Anonymous No.55019941]

>>55018292
this is useful intraday
zoom in

[Anonymous No.55019988]

>>55019934
>>55019864
does 0dte have anything to do with this?

[Anonymous No.55020011]

>>55019988
0dte has more to do with vix being useless, not really anything to do with market breadth

[Anonymous No.55020012]

>>55019793
She even was convicted, but no penalty.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/dec/19/christine-lagarde-avoids-sentence-despite-guilty-verdict-in-negligence-trial

No clue how she could become president of the ECB.

[Anonymous No.55020058]

>>55019919
Not sure if being ironic or not.

[Anonymous No.55020069]

Can JPOW please rip the market today a second Jackson's hole?

[Anonymous No.55020074]

I have no fucking idea what is about to happen.

[Anonymous No.55020084]

>>55018271
> NNT
That phonigga lost all my trust in him when he shilled the vax.
Poisoned water source and all.

[Anonymous No.55020087]

>>55020012
>No clue how she could become president of the ECB.
My 'Early Life'-spideysenses are tingling

[Anonymous No.55020089]

>>55020074
for me it's a crash

[Anonymous No.55020263]

This is a RUEBAN SANDWICH... I wasn't expecting this. I gotta sit down

[Anonymous No.55020270]

Im up 30% on Soxl anon.
I told you all that David Soxl will handle it just fine

[Anonymous No.55020285]

>>55020270
Yeah I missed that one, was gonna buy at 11. I clowned myself thinking this AI legislation was going to fuck tech. I need to stick with instincts and racism

[Anonymous No.55020316]

>>55017785
Uhhh guys what did elon mean by this?

[Anonymous No.55020340]

13 pm german time/ 7 am EST? PUMP! ffs fuckin algos.

[Anonymous No.55020343]

>>55020285
It *will* fuck tech long term. And most of the rest of the economy too. It means only the incompetent jeetified big players can work on AI.

[Anonymous No.55020344]

>>55020316
I don't get it can you elaborate or are you just trolling?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55020356]

Man footlocker got fucked. I bet it has something to do with all the niggers who help they selves to lifetime supply of sneakers instead of buying new ones every week with the spare cash they get slinging drugs.

[Anonymous No.55020366]

>>55020356
see this one I know is trolling

[Anonymous No.55020369]

>>55020344
Oy vey

[Anonymous No.55020376]

>>55020356
Baggot, you should become an Andrew Tate style influencer and share your small business skills with the world. Call it Baggie University. Also don't wear a shirt at all.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55020379]

>>55020366
>implying my theory is wrong

[Anonymous No.55020390]

>>55020356
They started buying AMD instead. It's basically the equities version a V6 charger with 120k miles on it so makes sense

[Anonymous No.55020395]

>>55020379
>implying I actually read your post

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55020403]

>>55020376
I would but I don't know how to do all the work. I need to hire a producer and then I'll just sit in front of the camera and go.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55020425]

@55020395
>Mocks my post and claims to have not even read it.
You know what it's too early for this, and it's Friday. Ima take the high road and just get ready for work instead of arguing with you over this.

[Anonymous No.55020438]

Huge number of calls sold by retail, max pain is 407. So we melt up today and correct huge Monday right.

[Anonymous No.55020447]

>>55020425
have fun at work wagie

[Anonymous No.55020456]

Is Jerome bringing the vol with him today? I need to eat today

[Anonymous No.55020466]

>buy shares
>crab for two days
>no chances in price whatsoever
>there are dips I could have slurped and made a 5 cent per share profit
>I can't because all my liquidity is stuck in the shares I already bought
please kill me.

[Anonymous No.55020476]

>>55020425
Stfu baggot

[Anonymous No.55020523]

>AAPL dividend received

[Anonymous No.55020526]

>>55020523
taxed af

[Anonymous No.55020555]

made the most delicious scrambled eggs today, they were so creamy

[Anonymous No.55020564]

>>55020555
I think I'll make a couple over easy eggs this am now that you mention it

[Anonymous No.55020568]

>>55017912
Based Push It
>>55008866
Absolutely based and checked

[Anonymous No.55020577]

>>55020555
eggs just dont taste good

[Anonymous No.55020597]

[Anonymous No.55020600]

>>55020577
you're addicted to sugar.

[Anonymous No.55020634]

>>55020564
Don't have any bread to soak up the runny egg yolk. Ah well the eggs are good. And I put hot sauce on them.
t. I don't feelz no way tired, I come too farrrr

[Anonymous No.55020653]

>>55020523
why do they even pay a dividend if it's going to be so paltry
thanks, i guess

[Anonymous No.55020668]

>>55020564
I prefer french scrambled.

[Anonymous No.55020683]

I told you all 3 days ago to pick up ZION & PWC but you all made fun of me

[Anonymous No.55020686]

>>55020668
Sounds fancy, I'm sure I would like them prepared by a French chef for $30 USD

[Anonymous No.55020701]

>Wanted to short FL
>Forgot about it
>FL down 25%
Being depressed makes me forget things, which makes me even more depressed. What a cycle.

[Anonymous No.55020729]

Wtf i going on with this buying frenzy in EU.

US pumps and EU does 2x the pump, ffs.

[Anonymous No.55020745]

OIL
I
L

[Anonymous No.55020784]

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[Anonymous No.55020785]

consolidation crab day? now that the 4200 hymen has been broken could see us crabbing here for weeks, possibly dumping to 3800-3900 if some surprise bearish news gets dropped
however if i am thinking this it probably means they will just continue the pump

[Anonymous No.55020803]

>>55020729
new ATH leading to short squeeze probably

[Anonymous No.55020813]

>>55020785
the current bearish hopium is:

>slight drop after today
>crab up until quarterly expiration (end of june)
>then dump to september lows

[Anonymous No.55020815]

>>55020729
must be nice to not be fiscally responsible and let your inflation run and cut rates...

[Anonymous No.55020817]

>>55020729
Oh and the best earnings season in 15 years according to some fin news outlet.
Greedflation might do that. Especially since Club Med is in charge of monetary policy.

[Anonymous No.55020819]

>>55020813

[Anonymous No.55020822]

pump, shortsqueez and huge dump

[Anonymous No.55020823]

>>55020815
Its good for Americhads because they get to make hyperinflation tier profits while not suffering hyperinflation themselves because of Powell's foresight. Americans truly are the superior financialists.

[Anonymous No.55020827]

WHAT THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.55020832]

>>55020823
>hyperinflation tier profits
By "investing" in EU markets of course.

[Anonymous No.55020837]

>>55020823
There is no way this can go tits up.

[Anonymous No.55020844]

>btc pumping/crabbing
>ndx futes dumping
what did they mean by this?

[Anonymous No.55020846]

if this is the top, then it is the most obvious top ever
kinda expect a black monday with a complete 360° narrative shift towards debt ceiling FUD over the weekend

[Anonymous No.55020851]

>>55020815
All is relative. Compare Euro area unemployment to US.

[Anonymous No.55020859]

i got banned for ironic shitposting when i was serious what did jannies mean by this?

[Anonymous No.55020860]

>>55020846
what is the most jewish thing that could possibly happen on open and monday, think theres the answer

[Anonymous No.55020864]

>>55020846
I don't think we dump until winter. Too many traders currently suffer from PTSD because of 2022 and are being too cautious. Once everyone "apes in" and goes full bulltard then the rug will materialize. I think we pump through summer.

[Anonymous No.55020871]

>>55020846
>if this is the top, then it is the most obvious top ever
a move like this doesn't necessarily run out of steam as quickly as you would expect, so no it's not obvious

[Anonymous No.55020890]

i want of this wild ride

[Anonymous No.55020897]

>>55020890
vaping is gonna kill you bobo

[Anonymous No.55020902]

BOILbros...here's how we can still win..

[Anonymous No.55020915]

Already down lots before open this one is going to hurt. Shouldnt have shorted DAX and $cat

[Anonymous No.55020919]

>>55020890
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=No_I0YkH8GQ

[Anonymous No.55020920]

>>55020890
it's called capitulating, do eet faggot

[Anonymous No.55020952]

Contagion

[Anonymous No.55020984]

>>55008866
Ded stock

[Anonymous No.55020990]

>NEW ATH DAX
>NEW DAX ATH
>DAX NEW ATH
ULTRA BASED MARKET COMPLETELY RUNNING ON GREEDFLATION bc Lagarde is a whore that will ensure the lower classes will pay for the increased earnings. Well, that and the ridiculous greed of normies. And this greed will not stop. Summer is approaching and peoples' spending habits concerning travel, consooomerism, food, and so on have only been increasing while durable goods show a reduction. Both sides are running on full greed now and there is no way to stop it. See ya bobofags after summer for I am buying now

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55021001]

>>55020990
White Boy Summer is almost here.

[Anonymous No.55021006]

>>55020813
After?

[Anonymous No.55021033]

>>55020817
Club Med? You mean spain, italy, greece, portugal? The most dovish is Villeroy (france) I think. This guy was talking about not going too restrictive or almost already being in restrictive territory back in february. Now he suddenly turned hawkish. And the german early hawks have become a little more dovish. All retareded.

And Kazimir was fined 100000 EUro for bribery.

[Anonymous No.55021036]

>futures

[Anonymous No.55021058]

420.69 breached

[Anonymous No.55021059]

>>55021033
>Club Med? You mean spain, italy, greece, portugal?
Yes, and France. They've always sided with the doves. And since Brexit hawkish countries don't even have a blocking minority anymore. This is gonna go on. Lagarde is in charche until late 2027. She will pump up a giant bubble.

[Anonymous No.55021061]

OUTTA MY WAY BOBO FUCKING SHITS

[Anonymous No.55021068]

I'm down 90% over the last 2years. Down to 20k.
How do I kms & looking like it was accidental

[Anonymous No.55021085]

Now, let's think logical. JPOW will not want to say anything that could be interpreted dovish. If he does that he knows everything will pump. Oil would pump, back to 74+, something Biden doesn't want. Everything else would pump only fueling inflation. He can't possibly fuck up in such a manner to cause a pump.

[Anonymous No.55021100]

>>55021068
Just wagie and stay cash forever

[Anonymous No.55021108]

>>55021085
Oil already is pumping for the day and he must know it. That's not in his interest to pump it further. Natgas also on the rise (except that is cheap in comparison to last year)

[Anonymous No.55021120]

uh guys, can 100% of calls end up ITM and 0% of puts ITM? Because unless something funny happens it looks like it's what's gonna happen...

[Anonymous No.55021129]

btw I sold all my Oil at $73.40 for now

[Anonymous No.55021172]

What stock is currently beating your folio up and what stock is saving your folio? For me phizer has been beating me up and owens corning is bullrunning everything.

[Anonymous No.55021181]

>>55021129
lol, I am going to be stuck on this train for a while, but I am not trading futures

[Anonymous No.55021192]

>>55021181
You should. Btw looks like I sold within $0.10 of the top, lmao.

[Anonymous No.55021202]

predict today's market open

[Anonymous No.55021209]

So what are we shorting today?

[Anonymous No.55021215]

>>55021202
Predicting the close would be more interesting given the huge options imbalance far from max pain.

[Anonymous No.55021218]

Yields moving up. Where are rate hike odds rn?

[Anonymous No.55021228]

>>55021215
okay predict the close :)

[Anonymous No.55021231]

>>55021218
https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html

[Anonymous No.55021238]

>>55021202
Small gap up at open, followed by a selloff

[Anonymous No.55021245]

>>55021228
Hebraic gigadump, unless all this options stuff actually doesn't matter (I just don't know) in which case we stay green.

[Anonymous No.55021246]

>>55020846
Debt ceiling is sell the news event.

[Anonymous No.55021252]

what foods does the US import from EU and how does the giant Uranium Dust Cloud heading to Europe as we speak economically effect the US stock exchange

[Anonymous No.55021277]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.55021297]

>>55021209
We're shorting the shorts.

[Anonymous No.55021299]

>>55021252
I don't know if turkey counts as Europe, but for some reason we don't grow our own pepperoncinis here in the us. Also we import olives.

[Anonymous No.55021302]

>>55021231
thanks fen

[Anonymous No.55021309]

Don’t get hooked today
Btw, are these nice feet? (asking foot fags)

[Anonymous No.55021310]

>>55021277
I like Lum

[Anonymous No.55021316]

>>55021297
I like this girl's theme song

[Anonymous No.55021318]

>>55021315
>>55021315

[Anonymous No.55021321]

>So we been breaking bobos for 3 generations.
>Mos' time the breaking sticks. The bobo don't give you any kine uh problems.
>B b but sometimes, sometimes... well sometimes you get a PECULIAR bobo.
>This one bobo, well he was the peculiar type, he a uh, well he would act up but he wouldnt hide it.
>It seem every week he was pretending to short the market on pickin duty( but with one eye open all koi like) or he'd take extra molasses pie, or or or he'd sit his field ass on the front porch.
>Every week he'd do somethin' rascally IN PLAIN damn sight of the OVaseeah.
>OVasseha would call out to the bobo to get to the Breakin Barn. This Bobos eyes would light up and before you could whistle dixie, he'd be in the barn.
>This Bobo would run to that breaking barn like it was a cool stream on a hot August day in Georgia.
>Hellll it got sooo bad this bobo would TELL You what kine mischief he was gone get his midnight black ass into. He hadnt even DO nuthin yet..
>He would skip over to the barn after an call out " COME On MAaaaaSSA THIS BOBO AINT GUNNA BREAK HISSELF!"
>Just down right peculiar...

[Anonymous No.55021332]

>>55021309
hard to tell but they seem alright

[Anonymous No.55021360]

will bellanon time it right today? place your bets.

[Anonymous No.55021372]

>>55021309
Yeah, sorry but no, m8. Look at the toes :(

[Anonymous No.55021385]

>>55021245
>I just don't know
it's a prediction so it doesn't need to be correct

[Anonymous No.55021468]

>>55021332
>>55021372
Ok thanks

[Anonymous No.55021490]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG IM DOWN 6000000000 MILLION ALREADY AAAAAAAAAH WHY DID I LISTEN TO THE BEARS

[Anonymous No.55023413]

Bump