/GME/ - Ara Ara Edition

[Anonymous !!StNYcNXEJ2q No.55016771]

>Basic Information
https://gme.crazyawesomecompany.com
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
https://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)

>Daily reminder
https://streamable.com/bzilp4

>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
reddit.com/r/GME/comments/mgucv2/
>^watch-along
https://youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
https://youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E
>Failure to deliver
https://youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE

>SEC 10-K Annual report (FY22)
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19991/html
>GameStop Investor, NFT, & Wallet Sites
https://investor.gamestop.com/home
https://nft.gamestop.com
https://wallet.gamestop.com/

>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance

>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml
>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions
http://www.nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts
https://www.nyse.com/markets/nyse-arca/notices

>All other news/DDs/etc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
https://computershared.net/?bot=drsbot
DRS Guide:
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ptvaka/
Avoid DSPP:
reddit.com/r/DRSyourGME/comments/12pfm9s/

DD Compilation:
reddit.com/r/DDintoGME/comments/mnss65/
Quarterly Movements, Equity Total Return Swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, Short Interest, and Futures Roll Periods:
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pb22oj/
Cellar Boxing:
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pmj9yk/
https://gmedd.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/GMEdd-GameStopValuation-16Nov21-1.pdf
>Temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews, we can go back to hating each other later
>reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain
>Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulled

Last time on /GME/: >>55010737

As always:
>sneed hedgies

[Anonymous No.55016783]

>>55016771
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.391 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Path to full year profitability after Q4 '22
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>~76.0 (19.0) million shares 25% total held by Mar. 22th, 2023
>Previously 71.8 (17.95) M shares DRS'd by end of Oct. 29th 2022, 71.3 (17.825) Jul. 30th 2022, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Wednesday RRP: 2,213.676B, 103P = 21.49200B per
Thursday RRP: 2,238.266B, 102P = 21.944B per (roughly)

>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%
www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>
>4-for-1 Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend (Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
>Q4 + FY22 Earnings 8-K/10-K
news.gamestop.com/node/19986/html
news.gamestop.com/node/19991/html
>2023 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp are issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
>Watch for votes (Rec.: Apr 21) for Jun 15, 2023 @1000 CDT Ann. Meeting
news.gamestop.com/node/20001/html

>100 page comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

[Anonymous No.55016801]

guys im tired........ really fucking tired...... tired of waiting, tired of my job, tired of being nowhere and going nowhere...

[Anonymous No.55016808]

>>55016771
First for WAGMI

[Anonymous No.55016822]

>>55016801
You should go to Argentina

[Anonymous No.55016836]

>>55016801
trust me im tired of waiting as well, but it's best to spend this time bettering yourself. moass will happen but you need forge your own happiness with what you have now. learn how to draw. pick up an instrument. get into shape. you can do all of these things without being rich.

[Anonymous No.55016849]

>>55016801
SLEEPIES!
Take a nap.

[Anonymous No.55016855]

>>55016801
I was a lonely soul
I had nobody 'til I met you
But you keep-a me waiting
All of the time, what can I do

[Anonymous No.55016872]

>>55016849
this cat

[Anonymous No.55016890]

shorts literally have no obligation to close a short
youll be waiting until youre on your deathbed before realizing you were bamboozled

[Anonymous No.55016900]

>>55016771
Check for votes if you haven't already voted for the June 15th GameStop meeting. Most will email or mail you about voting while some (like Degiro) will need you to contact them. Proxy voting should be available to holders in the following:
Computershare
Vanguard
E*TRADE
Fidelity
TDA
>RH

[Anonymous No.55016901]

>>55016855
Checked.
Based kinks appreciator, this is now officially a waterloo sunset thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dbEZIq-LkI

[Anonymous No.55016909]

>55016890
If that were true then there would never be short squeezes retard. The very fact that you’re here to share your retarded take at all is proof that hedgies are fucked.

[Anonymous No.55016925]

it's genuinely tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.55016926]

>55016890
Applying for jobs at Melvin Capital and Archegos right now!

[Anonymous No.55016930]

My ID is the most corrupt country in the world.

[Anonymous No.55016931]

>>55016909
in the entire history of the stock market, there has never been a real short squeeze
try again

[Anonymous No.55016949]

>55016931

[Anonymous No.55016965]

>55016931
>in the entire history of the stock market, there has never been a real short squeeze
in the entire history of the stock market, there has never been a real short squeeze this big.

[Anonymous No.55016982]

What we have is actually CMKM but the company is squeaky clean and the shareholders are fanatical so the short seller are fucked.

[Anonymous No.55016984]

>55016931
>All they can do now is lie and pretend that short squeezes aren't even real

[Anonymous No.55016987]

thank goodness

[Anonymous No.55016989]

I want to trust Pulte. Its just that stupid grifter mug and smile he he has that fuds me out of it

[Anonymous No.55016999]

Maybe he’s having a laugh.

[Anonymous No.55017005]

>>55016989
>trusting a real estate jew

[Anonymous No.55017019]

>>55017005
anon...you know ryan cohen is jewish, right?

[Anonymous No.55017024]

>>55016982
CMKM is practically scrubbed from search engines. Trimbath wrote about them in their book. Phantom shares are proven.
>>55016989
Same but his antics lately have improved. He tolls meltdownies and DRS'd finally. Something is always going on behind the scenes.

[Anonymous No.55017034]

>>55016989
He's hyping us up of late. I hope it's not for nothing.

[Anonymous No.55017056]

>>55012904
Thanks, I have those bits covered, I think. It's more the actual process, I tried with some pliers and they just slipped off the tooth, so I'm thinking it needs some intermediate material to help it grip. Also I heard you push up instead of pull down, but nothing seems to be moving.

[Anonymous No.55017082]

>>55016989
>trusting anyone
>even RC
Anon were here because the numbers don't lie. Shorties played a game they could never win. Why wouldn't they? They've won the unwinnable game so many times they've become the richest in history. The merest idea of opposition has made their stooges come here shitting and pissing themselves for years. If RC was an anon he would post a melon. But he's not, so fuck you and fuck Israel too

[Anonymous No.55017093]

>>55017056
reposting bc u didn't read last thread
>take a fishing line
>tie it to your tooth
>tie the other end to the handle of a door
>slam the door shut

[Anonymous No.55017100]

>>55017056
Be careful anon. A fucked up mouth wound would make you worse off than you are now and it would set you back more than if you were to properly take care of the issue now.

[Anonymous No.55017151]

>>55017093
Pretty sure that doesn't work for molars
>>55017100
Thanks anon. It's been an issue since before this saga began, but I'm getting parnoid about my heart valves for some reason. Also my schizo side thinks if I pull my tooth out MOASS will happen.

[Anonymous No.55017186]

>>55017151
if you can't tie it properly no. neither if you have lost most of the teeth already.

[Anonymous No.55017195]

>>55016801
Sometimes you really do have to ask yourself if you've fallen for a scam and are just as deluded as AMC and BBBY hodlers

[Anonymous No.55017198]

are we doing the wagmi

[Anonymous No.55017201]

Why did trump say GameStop is a failing business that he would never invest in?

[Anonymous No.55017211]

>>55017082
extremely high quality meme

[Anonymous No.55017214]

>>55017195
kek you r a non believer, watch what the universe can do

[Anonymous No.55017216]

>>55017186
The tooth is pretty sturdy, and it doesn't hurt, but I chipped it pretty badly a while back and it's discoloured... internally? Pretty sure if I went to a dentist they would pull it, but they're not accepting new patients at the moment.

[Anonymous No.55017222]

>>55017211
oh hey the coryguy
>v not req

[Anonymous No.55017224]

Ken Griffin does not know his father, who is also a tar baby.

[Anonymous No.55017319]

where are all the funny frens :sad:

[Anonymous No.55017376]

>>55017216
I cannot be convinced you're not just shitposting. You've been told what to do multiple times, go to a dentist and have it pulled and failing that look up a dental school in your area that'll probably do it for free or greatly reduced cost if you let some other dental students watch as a learning opportunity. Do not try to tom hanks that shit on your own because you'll probably just snap the top off and leave the root in your jaw and it'll get extremely infected and hurt bad enough you'll want to an hero for exposing the root nerve to the air in the process. And if you're trying to tell me that literally every dentist in your area is booked up full, you're a liar, nobody gives a shit about their teeth until it's too late. Fuck man just make a twitter account and ask Pulte to send you some money so you can get an uber to another dentist farther away, the guy will probably send you enough to cover the tooth getting pulled if you ask nicely enough.

[Anonymous No.55017403]

>>55017216
I don’t know anymore than you’ve just posted, but if you put it off and risk an infection it will be the worst pain you’ve ever felt in your life. And if you get swelling and it travels below the jaw go to the ER or you will unironically die. Putting off dental care in an industrialized nation is one of the most retarded things anyone living there can do.

[Anonymous No.55017432]

Don’t fall for dental industry shills. None of that shit existed until like 70 years ago, and people were fine.

[Anonymous No.55017440]

Post MOASS I'm going to kiss so many tight tummies and there's nothing you Premarket Liquidity Dumpies can do about it.

WAGMI

[Anonymous No.55017455]

>>55017432
I'm getting gold crowns put on because I keep having to pick food out of my molars

[Anonymous No.55017461]

What’s with so many anons in these threads always larping as dentists?

[Anonymous No.55017468]

anons giving dental advice is incredibly wholesome.

[Anonymous No.55017473]

>>55017432
People also used to have a practical need for their wisdom teeth because their teeth fucking rotted and fell out. Dentistry is medical science, dipshit.

[Anonymous No.55017480]

>>55017468
>>55017473
>I pretend to be a dentist on anime forums!

[Anonymous No.55017489]

>>55017480
hey i’m just here to ask you *why*

[Anonymous No.55017494]

>>55017082
wow this was amazing
you are so talented
such vision
wowzas

[Anonymous No.55017503]

>>55017455
I'm getting GME shares encrusted

[Anonymous No.55017504]

>>55017440
thats so unimaginably hot i dont know what to say

[Anonymous No.55017505]

>>55017468
baking soda and a little lemon juice will have a net Basic PH balance, Vitamin C, and a fizzy texture to give your immune system the best enviroment to operate

[Anonymous No.55017511]

>>55017432
People 70 years ago didn't eat pounds of sugar every week and wash it down with grains and soda dumbass. The modern diet is entirely to blame for the majority of dental health problems including braces being necessary, and even still there have been dentists in some form for hundreds of years to help when people got their face smashed open. It was just considered a broader part of what a surgeon would cover.

You are retarded, and even if this is just bait pretending to be a retard is even worse than just being retarded.

[Anonymous No.55017512]

>>55016925
big is coming

[Anonymous No.55017517]

Drinking urine will unironically solve any dental problem you have.
https://www.healthline.com/health-news/aging-teeth-grown-from-urine-stem-cells-073013

[Anonymous No.55017519]

>,

[Anonymous No.55017524]

>>55017511
>it was considered part of a surgeon’s job
WRONG. It was part of a barber’s job.

[Anonymous No.55017527]

>>55017517
I accidentally took a swig out of a piss bottle and was pleasantly surprised that it tasted like birthday cake. I've never been more hydrated

[Anonymous No.55017538]

>>55017517

[Anonymous No.55017547]

>>55017538
You laugh, but it’s been known as a medicine for thousands of years. It’s even mentioned in the Bible.

[Anonymous No.55017556]

where is jiemi drawing anon

[Anonymous No.55017561]

>>55017376
tooth anon is an idiot but jesus Christ is this what america has become? begging millionaires for money for a dental emergency?
>>55017056
>>55017151
anon. stop fucking around. go to a dental school and see if you can get it done for free or very cheap. take out a fucking credit card if you must. here, i did part of the work for you:
https://www.newmouth.com/resources/dental-schools/

[Anonymous No.55017567]

Which dental school did you go to? You got way too defensive to not actually have had your feelings hurt with the dentist comments.

[Anonymous No.55017601]

friendly reminder that Ryan Cohen is a pussy and can't do shit for 2.5 years

[Anonymous No.55017606]

Hey baggies. What's the latest cope?

[Anonymous No.55017614]

>sudden fear of replying
Thank you for confirming

[Anonymous No.55017619]

>>55017601
friendly reminder that isn’t true and you are just jealous

[Anonymous No.55017634]

>greed has killed all the good franchises.
I miss treyarch zombies bros...that shit was based.

[Anonymous No.55017680]

how can you watch a dumb hockey game for goyims when your company is being naked shorted to the ground for 2.5 years and over 200,000+ people losing the value of their investment every month? (i remind you not everybody invested just 100 dollars, a lot of people invested 100% of what they have because in 2021 gamestop was a solid shit, we thought there is no better place in the market)

RC still to this day lives somewhere in a different reality:
"Florida Panthers, LETS FUCKING GOOO!" I swear to god this fucker will start playing games if we let it slide. I have nothing against games, but can you play when the job is done?? holy hell. Irritates me every day.

[Anonymous No.55017693]

[Anonymous No.55017695]

Friendly reminder

[Anonymous No.55017697]

Slava Ukraine. Hodl GME. This is the way.

[Anonymous No.55017703]

>>55017693
that is a cool file

[Anonymous No.55017716]

I remember Ken Griffin saying he plays Call of Duty haha you know that bastard is lying. He is living 24/7 in his business shit because if he gets soft he will go to jail or some shit. Im 100% certain he takes it seriously and our guy is doing absolutely nothing. Chilling, playing, smiling. Again, it's good that he is enjoying life, but DO THE FUCKING JOB!!!! FUCKKKKK WORK!! WE NEED A FUCKING RESULTS OF THE WORK!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.55017726]

why cant everybody understand you cannot rush excellence

[Anonymous No.55017729]

>>55017527
You or whoever pissed in that bottle have diabetes, congrats.
>>55017524
>ignoring that barbers were surgeons
Go drink some more piss cockbreath

[Anonymous No.55017744]

>>55017697
Based

[Anonymous No.55017748]

>>55017729
>falling for the ol’ diabetes piss bait
Only a dentist would be so full of himself to be compelled to correct it, but also oblivious enough to not realize it was a joke.
>I HAVE TO LET PEOPLE KNOW I AM A SMART MEDICINE GUY!!!!

[Anonymous No.55017772]

>>55017748
>thinks dentist is a slur
Only a gujarati would mald this hard about having to spend money at the doctor's office. Just chug some more piss and eat some more cow shit bro it's free and that's what matters to you.

[Anonymous No.55017773]

am I the only one irritated by RC every day or what the fuck?? Is anybody here holding since 2021??? Old frens, are you there?
I don't buy that hodlers are happy and comfy. Am i being ridiculous or my hate is justified? RC is not delivering, remember that pregnant hints? Do you think if we sit tight and be happy moass will happen by itself? Do you think RC has some great plan to destroy hedgies? He is waiting for something? Why am I the only one who doesn't buy this shit?

[Anonymous No.55017776]

its over

[Anonymous No.55017789]

>ReOOJ0DL
Still spamming your bitching and moaning every thread
You're a bigger faggot than the 9+pbtids in a sub 90 post thread

[Anonymous No.55017799]

>>55017772
Why isn’t is a slur? What are some good things about dentists?

[Anonymous No.55017803]

>>55017455
Checked. Im capping all my teeth in solid gold
Wagmi

[Anonymous No.55017812]

whats your hopium? thats my question
(only for people who hold since early 2021)
because i run out of it, my only hopium is that im a dumbfuck and rc is doing something.

[Anonymous No.55017816]

Something big is about to happen. I feel it in the earth. I hear it in the wind. I see it in the waves.

[Anonymous No.55017819]

>>55017812
Did you ever pay more than $200 for a share?

[Anonymous No.55017832]

>>55017789
get lost, defender. Nobody loves you. We are not AMC niggers, we ask questions. Nothing is being done to protect shareholders. Do you think 23 dollars is a reasonable price for gme shares?

[Anonymous No.55017833]

>>55017812
Im gonna smoke crack on a pirate ship in the wilds and hunt deer naked with a crossbow whats your cope nigger

[Anonymous No.55017839]

>>55017816
thanks you jusut saved me from some physical actgivity

[Anonymous No.55017841]

>>55017819
im a baggie, make your assumptions

[Anonymous No.55017843]

>>55017832
Not in the slightest. Insanely overvalued right now. By a factor of at least 10x.

[Anonymous No.55017848]

>>55017833
checked and cope
i am the hunted

[Anonymous No.55017869]

Let’s assume the absolutely best case scenario and say that GME could turn an annual profit of 500 million. I know this is ridiculous, but just for the sake of argument. Using a 3x multiplier, that gives us a valuation of 1.5 billion. Current market cap is 7 billion. So the current stock price is still overvalued by 400% when looking at the most insane best case scenario.

[Anonymous No.55017873]

He might actually be the first person I ever filter. He’s such an attention seeking faggot.

[Anonymous No.55017877]

>>55017843
what do you have in your portfolio? I just wanted to bully ken griffin and make money out of it. FUCKKKK

[Anonymous No.55017884]

>>55017877
BRK.B

[Anonymous No.55017890]

>>55016900
checked based okami poster

[Anonymous No.55017895]

>>55017547
anon I think we should read animorphs and AI is the antichrist together

[Anonymous No.55017897]

>>55017873
>attention seeking
thread is dead, what a fucking moron. Attention from who? From 10 people?

[Anonymous No.55017904]

>>55017895
holy shit you read my mind

>we like the boots
>v not req

[Anonymous No.55017905]

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

[Anonymous No.55017915]

>55017832
>55017843
>55017869
>55017877
They keep on trying, I keep on holding. Life is good.

[Anonymous No.55017917]

>>55017905
thanks and same to you, wholesome comfyposter

[Anonymous No.55017931]

Remember, you all need to be very supportive of the dental industry. Shills hate dentists. So all you baggies have to love them.

No particular reason, just something I’m noticing.

[Anonymous No.55017943]

>>55017873
You can tell by the thread traffic that he's just a concerned anon trying to bump the thread. No harm no foul.

[Anonymous No.55017975]

>>55017943
Yeah no he’s a faggot and he’s been doing this song and dance for a while now.

[sage No.55017977]

Is this better?

[Anonymous No.55017991]

It’s actually quite telling that he knew I was talking about him specifically.

[sage No.55018000]

Post the screenshot of me that you keep. I know you still have it.

[Anonymous No.55018003]

>55017931
>55017977
Behold the meltdownie, now bereft of even the veneer of schadenfreude, as it resorts to baseless saging in its impotent rage.

[Anonymous No.55018006]

>55017915
sneed shillie

[Anonymous No.55018021]

>55018006
That's the spirit! Keep on coping!

[Anonymous No.55018023]

Dentistry is a Jewish psyop.

[Anonymous No.55018027]

Ape no fight ape.

[Anonymous No.55018031]

>55018021
>he thinks the memes are his ally

[Anonymous No.55018055]

>>55018023
Everything is a Jewish psyop

>>55018031
>Noooo you can't post images on an imageboard! You just CAN'T!

[sage No.55018061]

Come on. I know you still think about me. Post your screenshots.

[Anonymous No.55018068]

>55018055
>so mad he forgot to passive-aggressive post
I accept your seething concession

[Anonymous No.55018111]

Pretty please will you share your screenshots of me?

[Anonymous No.55018122]

>>55018023
Dentists aren’t but Certain things in the industry are. For example, look at a penny. The size of Lincoln’s beard is the amount of toothpaste an adult should use. And yet, every commercial shows them putting a giant glob of toothpaste on the toothbrush. Also, when combined regular with brushing and flossing, a water pick with salt water works better if not more effectively than most mouthwashes. I also suspect a lot of things can be significantly cheaper but the bloated medical system in the US, bloated college curriculum and the fear of jobs being lost keeps things expensive.

[Anonymous No.55018133]

>>55018122
Sorry for the messed up sentences, frens. Long day waging.

[Anonymous No.55018135]

>>55018111
checked and meowdy

[Anonymous No.55018145]

What I imagine the last moments of a mid-tier hedgie turned shill looks like

[Anonymous No.55018151]

>>55018068
>Decide to give a (you) as a courtesy
>U-U MAD!
Seriously, who pissed in your cereal, anon?

[Anonymous No.55018158]

>>55017547
I drank my piss a few years ago
It also requires you to be eating as healthy as you can (worthless for poptart fitness), I was drinking fruit smoothies every day

[Anonymous No.55018184]

>55018151
not fitting in sorry just go

[Anonymous No.55018192]

>>55018184
>At this point he's just malding
No, I think I'll stay even longer.

[Anonymous No.55018208]

>55018192
>implying you have anywhere else to go to gupta

[Anonymous No.55018221]

I close my eyes and seize it (Seize it)
I clench my fists and beat it (Beat it)
I light my torch and burn it (Burn it)
I am the beast I worship

[Anonymous No.55018227]

>>55018221
wagmi

[It's Tomorrow No.55018235]

Say you'll go
to Nirvana
Will you leave
Samsara?
In the words
of Dhammapada:
Who will lead?
Who will follow?
Our love will sail
in this ark
The world could end
outside our window
Let's find forever
And write our name in fire on each other's heart

[Anonymous No.55018246]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/13lj70d/wisdom_for_free/
>doesn't understand what bankruptcy means to naked shortsellers
>is a BBBaggie of course
wen purge

[Anonymous No.55018260]

>>55018246
>wen purge
tomorrow

[Anonymous No.55018261]

Are we dipping back to 17 or nah

[It's Tomorrow No.55018266]

>>55018122
Most medical care in the third world is dollar for dollar quite a bit more effective than US care in terms of public health outcomes, the issue is access. But that's not a problem her- wait.

(This is also partly because it's preventative healthcare and early treatment after screening. That said the numbers could be off purposely like with hiv and circumcision so there's that wrinkle.)

[Anonymous No.55018268]

>>55018261
No, it is sealed.

[Anonymous No.55018352]

I have the day off tomorrow so please moona so I can just not go back.

[Anonymous No.55018388]

Since we are talking about dentistry. If you guys just swish your mouth with warm water after you eat itll save you some dentist trips.
>does this replace brushing?
Brush ur teeth u animal

[Anonymous No.55018424]

>>55018388
I just don't eat sugar (read: zero) and I eat very little in the way of carbohydrates. Have no problems.

[Anonymous No.55018480]

>>55017440
I always think from the thumbnail that this is a pic of Xavier renegade angel

[Anonymous No.55018512]

>>55018480
We don't cotton to freaks round these parts Scram, weirdo

[Anonymous No.55018545]

Why did we pump baggiebros?

[Anonymous No.55018642]

>>55016771
mad ara ara checks, baker-sama
;)
<3

[Anonymous No.55018648]

>>55017873
Before you filter, you should learn to reply to the anons you are refering to, anon.

[Anonymous No.55018678]

>>55018480

[Anonymous No.55018726]

NO MOASS NO VOTE!

[Anonymous No.55018823]

>>55018545
>opex
>etf ftds
we'll go back down soon enough

[Anonymous No.55018929]

>>55018823
Nah this has been something different

[Anonymous No.55018946]

>>55018929
You're the first person to say that in two and a half years.

[Anonymous No.55018951]

Fucking Keith is back. I can smell his yeast

[Anonymous No.55018975]

>>55017505
is this tooth related or just immune system in general?

[Anonymous No.55019020]

$21 PM
$39 EOD
$146 AH

Monday gon' be wild. Check 'em.

[Anonymous No.55019044]

>>55019020
Dont make me cum >:(

[Anonymous No.55019088]

>>55019044
Checked and cummies-pilled.

[Anonymous No.55019093]

>>55019044
>>55019088
Two dubs in a row. What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.55019319]

I'm jumping into this thread to offer my dentistry advice. Wear sunscreen.

[Anonymous No.55019328]

>>55018823
Is this the new hedgie cope?

[Anonymous No.55019350]

WHAT IN THE FU-

[Anonymous No.55019366]

yes

[Anonymous No.55019383]

After this is all over and pepes command the world this is what I’ll push for legislation
1) eliminate income tax, capital gains tax and inheritance tax, replacing it with a VAT system at 30%. You could use a Pepe approved smart contract currency to automatically set aside the taxes, and if you spend the money in the same VAT area you effectively are not paying taxes due to VAT compensation, you only do that on clean earnings and money you move abroad
2) use a polygon style blockchain ledger where every company emits stock in its own crypto and the market just facilitates commerce (to avoid polluting a main blockchain with all the data of all the companies, each one keeps its own). This also has the effect of implementing gas fees that destroy HFT and remove fuckery from happening (all shares are accounted at all times, and if you short you do it with a counterparty within a CFD context, so it’s between you two and not against the whole market)
3)use 15% of the tax revenue as universal basic income, 5% for defense budget and remove all social programs except for free mental health management facilities, hobo recovery and emergency care, who get a 5% of the budget and move all hobos away from the streets
4) end the war on drugs, if you wanna kill yourself feel free to do so
5) better police training, but with less super poor people and less madmen around the whole situation is likely to be a lot more chill

[Anonymous No.55019394]

スニード ヘジーズ

[Anonymous No.55019407]

You ever wonder if the rapture already happened, and we missed the call

[Anonymous No.55019453]

>>55017773
Cant you see that part of his work is to keep holders hyped? Hedgies want to bore and frustrate, Cohen to keep us holding for however long it takes, even though he has to make shit up sometimes while dropping hints.

[Anonymous No.55019469]

Opened to check PM volume. 69 shares traded. Truly a degen play. Also I don't think the price moved in Germany. Very strange.

[Anonymous No.55019516]

>>55019407
But I haven't made the call, yet, anon.

[Anonymous No.55019533]

boy we got a lot of sellers in here on a thursday night
tick tock

[Anonymous No.55019540]

>>55019533
Bid ask chart says differently.

[Anonymous No.55019555]

How long do you guys think the GME thread will last here in biz? I give it another year tops. Price will be $4 and from there it will quickly decline to suffer the same fate as BBBY.

[Anonymous No.55019560]

>>55017773
I mean, would you prefer complete radio silence?
He can't just come out and say 'I got these cocksuckers by the balls and their hearts and minds will follow, stick with me lads', they'd have SEC nuke the entire company from orbit with a million kilotons of Lawfare if he ever did anything that could even be vaguely interpreted as-
Well the exact sort of thing Cramer does all day every day the cocksucker.
Remember them trying to claim a rocket emoji is financial advice with a straight face so they could get someone?

All he can do is let us know he's still around, still paying attention and still staying the course.

[Anonymous No.55019565]

> 55019555

Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.55019606]

You know what would be really fucking funny?
If Ryan Cohen did something for the stock and we closed greatly above my buying price one day soon hahaha, wouldn't that be something.

[Anonymous No.55019646]

Mfw pulte said he is telling a friend how to drs and Ryan replies thanks for helping me

[Anonymous No.55019650]

>>55019606
haha yeah, now that would be crazy! i wonder what the sneedies would say

>HEYA HOYA

[Anonymous No.55019714]

>>55019606
Imagine a king who fights his own battles, wouldn’t that be a sight?

[Anonymous No.55019721]

>>55019606
Ryan gives his toughest battles to his most heaviest baggies

[Anonymous No.55019894]

>>55019606
Generally I'd just tell people to sell and fuck off for complaining, but I'll actually entertain it tonight since I finally finished a hard grind in a game I enjoy and I'm in a good mood; this shit has dragged out for an insanely long time and is mega fucking gay, but when you consider what the win condition is it really only makes sense that's the case. Thankfully it's looking like this will be resolved this year at least in a large enough part to keep people from chimping the fuck out over it and things are moving in the right direction in a big enough way that even the gayest bears can't ignore or downplay it with a straight face without looking like lying retards to anyone with two braincells to rub together - and another positive quarterly report, which the next one is shaping up to be in a big way already, would make shitting on the company impossible. Especially if the government defaults like it looks like they'll be forced to do, the 14th being invoked be damned, because the only alternative is just going back to zirp and dooming the dollar and country completely in the process.

Shit is just now starting to roll in the right direction and can't feasibly go backwards unless we're all about to die, and by all I mean anyone that uses or depends on the dollar internationally and especially domestically. So just go jerk off or work out or do something else to get the frustration out, because bitching here whether it's valid or not is never ever going to be productive nor not be roundly shat on when it happens.
>inb4 too many words didn't read, do a flip if that's you
>inb5 sneed, chuck yourself up the shitter instead

[Anonymous No.55019931]

>>55019894
>Shit is just now starting to roll in the right direction and can't feasibly go backwards unless we're all about to die,

Didn't they literally just announce yesterday that the 17 billion in Credit Suisse swaps was completely forgiven and swept under a rug? They deleted the entire short position and my financial future.

[Anonymous No.55019944]

WAGMI bros it's over. We are holding with an "apette" tranny https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/13lpris/irish_apette_doing_what_i_can_while_i_can/
There's no way he is gonna make it so neither am I. Please Ryan tweet something anti trans shit

[Anonymous No.55019990]

Post MOASS I'm going to give all of my earnings to only fans girls and eat cheetos.

[Anonymous No.55019999]

>>55019944
Checked. It's over.

[Anonymous No.55020010]

Threads are dead. But we’re not trump q people are we? I mean I guess we’re barking up the same tree. Nam sayin?? Fuck I wish I went all in at 18

[Anonymous No.55020039]

>>55019931
We'll see how it plays out, that'd remove a good bit from the shorts but definitely not all. Still fucked it happened to begin with but everything that happens with swaps should get people thrown in volcanoes so it's unfortunately par for the course.

[Anonymous No.55020072]

>>55019999

[Anonymous No.55020075]

>>55019944
We live in a clown world, we're all going to WAGMI and so will the trannies.

[Anonymous No.55020105]

>>55020010
Whole board is dead actually.

[Anonymous No.55020119]

>>55020010
>be /gme/ outsider looking in
>know they completely bailed out the hedgies and fucked the shareholders
>wander in here to see some memes
>'we’re not trump q people are we?'
This was exactly my take. The similarities are deep. You will be waiting a lifetime for justice that will never come.

[Anonymous No.55020125]

>>55017504
Daria Shuer

[Anonymous No.55020146]

>>55019931
Why ain’t Reddit raging about this

[Anonymous No.55020159]

>>55020146
They are and there's several comments that are bordering on if not actual fedposting in response to it in the thread on superstank.

[Anonymous No.55020179]

>>55019931
>They deleted the entire short position and my financial future.
How would that delete the short positions?

[Anonymous No.55020200]

>>55020146
They're reprogramming the bots as we speak, they just need to write scripts that are angry now, rather than "le heckin Dave Lauer is fighting the system apess "

[Anonymous No.55020216]

>>55020159
>>55020200
If the shorts are written off they should be nothing pulling us down anymore lol

[Anonymous No.55020243]

>>55019944
Most lottery winners end up broke and in debt because they can't wrap their minds around the big number in their account and act like it says "infinity". Someone who can't even wrap their mind around having a penis will end the same way. We will both receive dozens of digits worth of money, but he's going to spend it on cutting edge castration techniques while I build a mountain stronghold. He's going to buy thousands of shoes while I buy thousands of guns. He will pay politicians to write his pronoun bullshit into law while I pay politicians to publicly denounce the talmud and name israel as an illegitimate state.

[Anonymous No.55020258]

>>55019931

>Didn't they literally just announce yesterday that the 17 billion in Credit Suisse swaps was completely forgiven and swept under a rug? They deleted the entire short position and my financial future.

Which is why, it’s over for bagholders

[Anonymous No.55020272]

>>55019931
Didn't they say it just won t trigger a payout?
Swaps still have a expiry date.

[Anonymous No.55020294]

>>55020272
Would anyone be dumb enough to be counterparty to a swap now knowing there would be no payout?

[Anonymous No.55020310]

>>55020272
>AT1 bondholders investments have seemingly been lost
>shareholders will receive payouts as part of the takeover
>Therefore, the decision "can be interpreted as an effective subordination of AT1 bondholders to shareholders," Goldman Sachs' credit strategists said
>AT1 bonds, also known as contingent convertibles ... is considered part of a bank's regulatory capital.
>AT1s were created in the aftermath of the financial crisis as a way of shifting risks away from taxpayers in crisis situations.

[Anonymous No.55020354]

https://www.cnbc.com/2023/03/20/17-billion-of-credit-suisse-bonds-worthless-following-ubs-takeover.html
forgot to post article.

[Anonymous No.55020358]

its just so god damn shrimple

*inhales*

[Anonymous No.55020361]

>>55018975
Both.
The mouth has a lot of shit going on in there when you don't chemically burn it on a daily basis.

[Anonymous No.55020370]

The word inflation

[Anonymous No.55020383]

>>55016890
Ledgefund

[Anonymous No.55020688]

Moass

[Anonymous No.55020692]

>>55020310
>>AT1 bondholders investments have seemingly been lost
>>shareholders will receive payouts as part of the takeover
>>Therefore, the decision "can be interpreted as an effective subordination of AT1 bondholders to shareholders," Goldman Sachs' credit strategists said
>>AT1 bonds, also known as contingent convertibles ... is considered part of a bank's regulatory capital.
>>AT1s were created in the aftermath of the financial crisis as a way of shifting risks away from taxpayers in crisis situations.

Thanks for playing kid, nothing personnel

[Anonymous No.55020750]

>>55020354
>UBS' takeover of Credit Suisse is probably the 'smoothest option,' analyst says
>AT1 bonds, also known as contingent convertibles or “CoCos,” are a type of debt that is considered part of a bank’s regulatory capital. Holders can convert them into equity or write them down in certain situations – for example when a bank’s capital ratio falls below a previously agreed threshold.
>"CoCos"
More vtuber memes?

[Anonymous No.55020882]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXHDLy0n9mk

[Anonymous No.55020886]

Wait so MOASS is cancelled and we're just approaching fair value? Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

[Anonymous No.55020905]

>>55020886
Lol fr fr. If the new fud is that shorts will just get deleted, wagmi. price still skyrockets because the stock just got very undiluted by fake shares

[Anonymous No.55020918]

>>55020243
I'm going to buy a farm and grow my own food, because I like to garden. It's something I do already, so I believe that I will simply do more of it on a larger scale. I also butcher my own pigs, so I imagine that I will also raise livestock on my farm. I know that I will be tempted to spend more money, but I am going to to give myself a monthly allowance to limit it.

[Anonymous No.55020922]

>>55020886
I don't know why people ever thought anything other than this would happen? I still think it could go to a grand a share though

[Anonymous No.55020932]

>>55020886
>>55020905
If the worst that happens is I make back my cost basis plus inflation and taxes then I will not be happy but at least I lost no money.

[Anonymous No.55020942]

>>55020922
If it goes to a grand or so I won't be rich but I'll definitely be ahead.

[Anonymous No.55020969]

None of you knows what you're talking about, just pulling some random sentences out of your ass.

[Anonymous No.55020976]

>>55020942
Samesies, enough for me to buy a house and for me that's all I need.

[Anonymous No.55020982]

>>55020969
and you're losing to us.

[Anonymous No.55020985]

I'm not seeing the what about this UBS thing says shorts get deleted. I don't think a short even can be deleted since you'd need to outright steal a share from someone to do that.

[Anonymous No.55020988]

>>55020918
Do you slaughter your pigs or do you take them elsewhere to do that?

[Anonymous No.55021003]

>>55020985
This is what I was thinking as well. Can anyone provide a source on where they say the shorts were deleted?

[Anonymous No.55021010]

>>55020976
Now that you mention it I too could outright buy a house. May as well capitalize at that point. Skip the mortgage and go straight to property taxes.

[Anonymous No.55021037]

>>55020969
Unfortunately, according to my calculations, the GME shares are reaching the design center manifold and the ascension, as spoken by Pulte in his latest tweet, will come full circle. Now, listen, we're not trying to reinvest the wheel here, but the conclusions are one in the same. The shorts have stumbled into a trap that is akin to the universes largest gravity well, if you know what I am saying. GME will disrupt and change the balance of power for aeons to come and with it the apes shall have lambos or ramen as it has since been predicted by the DD atobitt. Not even the likes of Dr Susan Trimbath were able to disenfranchise the apes and their relentless pursuit of knowledge and now the game is exposed. Consequences will never be the same and the DRS numbers will climb until they can climb no higher and then we shall see the apex. We, the lone apes, who have climbed this tendy mountain shall have our just reward.

[Anonymous No.55021044]

>>55020985
Coco's fat titties

[Anonymous No.55021045]

Are they going to dump us majorly now that their short position is erased?

[Anonymous No.55021072]

>>55017440
I will wed a wellness model like her after the MOASS. So much time will be spent on my knees.

[Anonymous No.55021078]

>Shills are actually pretending the "delete shorts" meme is real
I've never seen a sign as bullish as this

[Anonymous No.55021095]

>>55020985
It's ridiculous to think that a short position can magically be erased because the synthetics that have been pumped into the market still exist. Somebody is going to be left holding that bag, there really isn't anyway around it at this point.

[Anonymous No.55021102]

>55019606
>55019931
>55021045
Yes, Gupta, the more you keep repeating that the more they will believe it. Good work! I see a brown street in your future!

[Anonymous No.55021110]

>>55021078
They literally already did. The Archegos position is gone. Erased. It's on Bloomberg and every financial news outlet.

[Anonymous No.55021141]

>mmGBRCEm
You really don't understand a thing

[Anonymous No.55021153]

>archegos went bankrupt because they had so many gme shorts and swaps
>credit suisse took their shorts and swaps
>they went bankrupt
>ubs had to take their gme shorts and swaps
>now citadel and jp morgan got to decide the archegos swaps don't exist anymore

What part am I misunderstanding?

[Anonymous No.55021157]

>55021110
>Proof? I don't need no stinkin' PROOF!
You tell 'em, Gupta!

[Anonymous No.55021158]

>>55021110
AT1 bonds != short repayment obligation. Nice try tho. The short position from Archegos is now UBS’s problem unless they can dump it into someone else’s laps, and that is only the primer for the explosion of naked short positions. It will be fun to see the DRS count at the next investors call, unless they decide to let it run earlier. They cannot tho, as Rothschild bank is not delisted yet and cannot speculate on the aftermath in the shadows like it will likely likely do. End of June is also dilution date for AMC, so it’s likely gonna take at least 45 days

[Anonymous No.55021179]

>>55020918
>>55020918
I will be your neighbour and my sole purpose will be to piss you off.

I will piss in your tractors fuel tank.

I will shit on your lawn.

I will constantly gnaw on your carrots.

I will steal your pigs.

I will devour your chickens in the night.

I will constantly make your life a living hell on this farm. Do not forget me.

[Anonymous No.55021186]

Citadel is still in Chicago. I saw a woman with a Citadel jacket and backpack on her way to work on the train today.

[Anonymous No.55021188]

>>55021153
The short position is not the swaps u kekkerino, it’s the short sale that CS did to balance those swaps and stay neutral that’s the problem. That’s what happens when you confuse CFDs for real shares

[Anonymous No.55021199]

>>55021186
But you live in New Delhi?

[Anonymous No.55021201]

>>55021153
Last I heard they were trying to get the Swiss taxpayer to foot the bill, and there was some pushback. So who paid for it in the end?

[Anonymous No.55021203]

>>55021179
Well I'm going to be your neighbour on the other side and whenever you're off doing that I'm going to beat off through your letterbox.
Checkmate.

[Anonymous No.55021214]

So I work not far from the event space the Bitcoin conference is going on right now

I shit you guys not, as I was walking from the parking garage to the office I heard KEK CRYPTO BAGGIES

I fucking love Miami.

[Anonymous No.55021222]

>>55021203
>ack. So who paid for it in the end?
>>>
> Anonymous (ID: 0lvDfNor) 05/19/23(Fri)23:14:27 No.55021203▶
>>>55021179 (You)
>Well I'm going to be your neighbour on the other side and whenever you're off doing that I'm going to beat off through your letterbox.
>Checkmate.

One day, I will fake my disappearence.
Then, when you slide your dick into the mailbox I will have it automatically, mechanically slide completely shut, selling your fate as well as your dick.

Be ware.

[Anonymous No.55021223]

>>55021199
I'm literally still on the train in Chicago right now.

[Anonymous No.55021225]

>>55019999
>>55020922
>>55021199
>n-no u the pajeet!!!!11
Do shills really?

[Anonymous No.55021236]

>>55021222
>implying you could crack my titanium cock with a mere letterbox
I've held GME for the duration.
Hands aren't the only thing that're diamonds, ect.

[Anonymous No.55021237]

>>55021110
>They literally already did. The Archegos position is gone. Erased. It's on Bloomberg and every financial news outlet.

I don’t know how bagholders can’t seem to understand that the game is rigged. You thought this would make you rich, but it didn’t. Go back to your wagecage.

[Anonymous No.55021248]

>>55020258
>>55020692
>>55021237
You go get 'em, Dikshitar! You can do it!

[Anonymous No.55021256]

>>55021223
>>55021223
Ask the glassses white cap guy what he thinks of Kenny GRIFFIN (He's a ol mate of mine, he has a few shares).

[Anonymous No.55021270]

>>55021236
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[Anonymous No.55021273]

>>55021248
>You go get 'em, Dikshitar! You can do it!

It’s ok to be angry anon. Sooner you can accept this, sooner you can get on with your life

[Anonymous No.55021282]

The coin is rugging in the PM sers

[Anonymous No.55021288]

BITCOIN

[Anonymous No.55021294]

>>55021223
Kek, no one lives in Chicago, stop lying.

[Anonymous No.55021301]

>They do whatever they want!
As always, disproven by 08. They had to admit they were wrong.
Michael Burry didn't even commit suicide by shooting himself twice in the back of the head then locking himself into a suitcase.

Cope harder about how you're all powerful even as the sand gives way under your feet, faggot.

[Anonymous No.55021317]

They really don’t get that if it were true that they can’t lose there would be no need for them to send their shills to camp in these threads. The very fact that they’re here bragging about how we can never win tells me I’m winning.

[Anonymous No.55021330]

>>55021110
How retarded do you take the average anon(low bar I know) to buy the slop that any news outlet is peddling? Id sooner start listening to astrology than them

[Anonymous No.55021347]

>>55021186
>on the train today
poot poot, ALL ABOARD

[Anonymous No.55021367]

since they inherited the CS short position and just deleted the CoCos which can supposedly be used as collateral, wouldn't this mean it's easier for UBS to crash rather than harder? Is their goal just to nuke them to avoid needing to pay the bondholders at a high rate so they can keep as much cash on hand as they can? Could they even, potentially, plan on actually closing that position?

[Anonymous No.55021375]

>>55021317
Imagine believing there are shills here and it's not just bored holders.

[Anonymous No.55021392]

>55021375
Yup. Bored holders telling everyone that there is no point in holding and that there will never be a moass. Kys.

[Anonymous No.55021397]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.55021399]

>he brought up the bored holders meme again

[Anonymous No.55021405]

>>55021392
there will never be a moass. 3 years...4 years...15 fucking years and we will still say BAGGIE BAGGIE BAGGIE and you will still never listen.

[Anonymous No.55021438]

What is excepted in the earnings report?

[Anonymous No.55021443]

>>55021392
I'm holding 1600 shares but I often come into these threads to spread FUD and deny MOASS simply because I'm bored and I only want the resilient to make it.

[Anonymous No.55021455]

>>55021438
Earnings

[Anonymous No.55021460]

Shit nigs this market be OPEN. Dis ya boy from Oklahoma checking in for the day. Can I get a HAAYAH?!

[Anonymous No.55021487]

[Anonymous No.55021512]

I am responsible for GameStop's (GME's) profitability. YW

[Anonymous No.55021519]

>>55021460
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.55021535]

>>55021512

[Anonymous No.55021546]

lower opening volume today than last friday and its opex

[Anonymous No.55021581]

>>55021546
oof nvm they just hammered it good

[Anonymous No.55021582]

Blockbuster Funco Pop releasing June 20th

https://www.gamestop.com/collectibles/funko/pop/products/funko-pop-ad-icons-blockbuster-vhs-movie-case-4.35-in-vinyl-figure/357489.html

[Anonymous No.55021590]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55021605]

WHAT THE FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAA RYAN DO SOMETHING

[Anonymous No.55021608]

>>55021375
>Imagine believing there are shills here and it's not just bored holders.

how else would they cope?

[Anonymous No.55021620]

IT WAS JUST OPEX ALL ALONG
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[Anonymous No.55021626]

>>55021405
>there will never be a moass. 3 years...4 years...15 fucking years and we will still say BAGGIE BAGGIE BAGGIE and you will still never listen.

Can’t blame them baggies. When in doubt about your thesis, always double down. Accuse everyone else of being shills, fake news from the media…etc everything except admitting that you had lost.

[Anonymous No.55021644]

>>55021512
Thats one share less...

[Anonymous No.55021652]

>>55021620

[Anonymous No.55021680]

>>55021110
wide id

[Anonymous No.55021724]

>>55017776
Over $23, yes.

[Anonymous No.55021740]

alll that edging and jewing and all we got was a $.50 off cupon? fucking weak shlomo.

[Anonymous No.55021758]

>>55021740
there's still 6 more hours for them to drop us below 20 and then 15

[Anonymous No.55021774]

>>55021758
I’m rooting for them. I would love to buy more sub $20.

[Anonymous No.55021787]

>Icahn talking about short losses
something tells me he didn't open those short positions in 2021.

[Anonymous No.55021797]

>>55017890
Based Okami enjoyer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiZLoOkdhdE

[Anonymous No.55021819]

>>55021455
Checked and kek'd

[Anonymous No.55021825]

The poompa squad will prevail

[It's Tomorrow No.55021831]

>>55020243
>I think you have too many guns
Shut up
>I think you have too many guns
Shut up
>I think you have too many guns
Shut up!
>I think you have too many guns
SHUT UP!
Stupid Lib
Stupid Lib
Let's buy some guns
Let's revolt

[Anonymous No.55021840]

>>55020243
Dangerously based and unfathomably redpilled.

[It's Tomorrow No.55021885]

>>55021110
>>55021153
The swaps that aren't paying out are CS default swap, not swaps CS held. As in, they're supposed to pay out if CS defaults. And they weren't deleted, some group just ruled that CS never actually defaulted.

[It's Tomorrow No.55021903]

>>55021186
I saw a dude with a Citadel hat the other day. He was tall and black and had a white wife and daughter. He looked very worried.

[It's Tomorrow No.55021916]

>>55021214
lolz0rz xD
(I actually am amused though.)

[Anonymous No.55021928]

>>55020988
I do it myself, with family. Last time we did 3 pigs. Friday we kill skin, clean and hang (2hrs). Saturday we cut, grind and make sausage (all day). Sunday we vacuum seal and put it in the freezer (2hrs).

[Anonymous No.55021947]

>>55021831
shalom, 1488 brother heil hitler where do I get my navy shirt and khaki pants

[It's Tomorrow No.55021953]

>>55021443
>I just like being an asshole.
Stop it. Get some help.

[Anonymous No.55021961]

>>55021179
It will be good for me to have a nemesis. Both of us will live long bitter lives side by side.

[Anonymous No.55022031]

>>55021443
well done you glorious winged faggot. just finished my third pot o coffee since midnight?
>mining in eve watching https://odysee.com/@FTN:7/FTN540:2
>there is no JQ only the JP
>jewish problem morgan our lord and failure
>too all a good night
had me questioning my sanity for a minute.

[Anonymous No.55022166]

>>55021961
>>55021179
a prelude to a homoerotic farmland adventure

[Anonymous No.55022169]

>>55021644
The $6,000,000 funky pop...

I personally have been subsisting on ramen and ketchup packets. I am down to 107 pounds with the bulk of my body mass coming from the series of tumors that have sprouted up all over my body. I can fix my health after I am a billionaire. You're welcome.

[Anonymous No.55022223]

FUCK OFF AND GIVE UP YOU DIRTY ROTTEN CANCEROUS HEDGE CUNT MOTHERFUCKERS. I WILL FUCKING LAUNCH EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU PARASITE DICKHEADS RIGHT INTO THE GODDAMN SUN

[Anonymous No.55022250]

Holy fuck i was joking about dumping this morning but i didn't want it to actually happen

Ryan do fucking something you have responsibilities to shareholders what are you going to do about it

[Anonymous No.55022258]

Anons, I’m very grateful for all of you. I’m comfy holding this stock, but having you all here makes it a lot more fun.

[Dividend faggot No.55022280]

>>55017211
We can do better, tho.
WAGMI

[Anonymous No.55022343]

Why did we bag dumpiebros?

[Anonymous No.55022344]

>>55022258
I wouldn’t be comfy if it weren’t for all of you. If this had been purely a Reddit play, I might have solded by now like my gf

[Anonymous No.55022386]

>>55021928
Nice, why do you skin them though? The skin is the best part of the pork no?

[Anonymous No.55022418]

>>55022386
you can make pork rinds from the skin

[Anonymous No.55022420]

>>55022344
I only bought at all because /pol/ was posting Jews crying about GameStop.

[Anonymous No.55022505]

>>55022418
You can, but have crispy pork belly/loin/shoulder, which is even better imho

[Anonymous No.55022537]

>>55022505
You're right. I think I'll have crispy pork belly for dinner today.

[Anonymous No.55022566]

>>55022418
I've always made it out of the ears myself. It's unrelentingly cheap that way.

[Anonymous No.55022605]

>>55022344
>gf sold
Break up with her. She's not mentally strong enough to trust with raising children

[Anonymous No.55022615]

>>55017222
who?

[Anonymous No.55022753]

Puts are printing

[Anonymous No.55022792]

kek dumbfuck crypto baggies

[Anonymous No.55022795]

Fuckin bullshit algo is just going to keep going up and down indefinitely. There needs to be a catalyst to break free from this cycle.

[Anonymous No.55022836]

Poompa sisters, there goes our week's worth of steady gains. Wiped out in one Friday

[Anonymous No.55022873]

Where the fuck are you Ryan?

[Anonymous No.55022883]

>>55022795
That's it, I'm fucking swinging this shit

[Anonymous No.55022889]

Ryan and the board are a bunch of risk-averse already-rich faggots

[Anonymous No.55022888]

>>55022873
He's watching hockey games. Work's done he gets to relax now

[Anonymous No.55022893]

What's under 22 baggots? Desperate fucking baggies KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

[Anonymous No.55022955]

>55022893
>wha's undah 22 mimimi
cheapies. faggot.

[Anonymous No.55022957]

[Anonymous No.55022968]

kek, baker is passed out on the sofa covered in cheeto dust.

[Anonymous No.55022991]

>>55022888
>Big Check!
If the work is done, then I we wait.

[Anonymous !!StNYcNXEJ2q No.55023006]

>>55022958
>>55022958
>>55022958
Threaded.

[Anonymous No.55023111]

>>55022418
>>55022386
Scraping pigs is a lot of work. And a great uncle fell in the scalding tank and died from it many years ago. The risk isn't worth it to us.

[Anonymous No.55023146]

>>55023111
checked and sorry for your loss

[Anonymous No.55023635]

>>55022605
I will first thing post moass. She still has a handful but refuses to DRS

[Anonymous No.55023833]

>>55016771
kek baggies

[Anonymous No.55023907]

>>55020243
This is not actually true. It's based on a few idiots who spent all their money and an old article that conflated them with every lottery winner. The vast majority of lottery winners stay wealthy.

[Anonymous No.55025379]

>>55020922
Good God, you all are retarded. I'll dumb it down. HF made tons of fake shares. Way way way more than what we should have. They sold those fake shares to you because all the real shares were sold. They fucked up. Go look at your account. You're saying they deleted your shares? That's what you just said. Are they gone?

If they are not gone, they have to pay you for them. DRS is squeezing them. All REAL shares accounted for by DRS = they buy your fake shares. You decide the price.

Go look at your account. They didn't delete your shares lol. How do you guys still fall for this? You're allowed to check your account with your shares.