/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.54998280]

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://www.optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com

>Screeners
https://www.finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://www.etfdb.com/
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator

>Calendars
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://www.market24hclock.com/
https://www.squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://www.tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://www.finance.yahoo.com/research
https://www.finsight.com/bond-screener/corporate-bonds

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>>54994847

[Anonymous No.54998288]

>>54998280
finally.
good work bakerman

[Anonymous No.54998289]

FJB

[Anonymous No.54998293]

YOU PUSH IT

[Anonymous No.54998296]

Drive market.

[Anonymous No.54998298]

>>54998280
WHAT EDITION IS THIS?

[Anonymous No.54998302]

Comerica is a good stock. It can't go tits up.

[Anonymous No.54998315]

Daily reminder: We are still in a bubble 2x longterm Wilshire5K/GNP ratios, above 1 standard deviation, higher than the peak 2000 bubble, even after the initial pop
https://www.gurufocus.com/economic_indicators/60/ratio-of-wilshire-5000-over-gnp

[Anonymous No.54998316]

>>54998298
The end.

[Anonymous No.54998317]

WHEN WILL MR SNIBS FUCKING DIE WHAT THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.54998319]

Who /COST/ here?

[Anonymous No.54998324]

has this pedo chud ever been correct (in outcome) on anything he spouts?
his mark dice looking sidekick has even more child molestation enjoyer written all over his physiognomy

[Anonymous No.54998349]

>>54998315
Daily reminder: Recessions are not bullish

[Anonymous No.54998350]

>>54998319
>10 bucks for a pizza
How old is this?

[Anonymous No.54998352]

>>54998315
>absolutely meaningless

[Anonymous No.54998356]

>>54998324
I like his videos but yeah his side kick is pretty offputting.

I prefer Gammon over this jew but he is still pretty based.

You can tell both he and Gammon are losing their fucking shirts shorting this crab market.

[Anonymous No.54998361]

>>54998324
I listened to him for 2 minutes once and concluded he’s a boring midwit. Like my ID.

[Anonymous No.54998363]

>>54998280
What is /smg:’s opinion on Mutual funds being absolutely fucking terrible investment’s for 401k’s/Retirement? They yield pathetic returns over decades. Should I call my financial advisor and ask him to get out of the Vanguard Target Retirement fund? Feel like I’ve been duped. Advice? Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.54998364]

>>54998289
>Fat white women
Sadly they're more likely to vote Biden. On another note, why is it taking so long for the dementia-ridden faggot to speak? I want my market to begin moving already.

[Anonymous No.54998365]

The Jews stole my fucking money again

[Anonymous No.54998375]

>>54998356

[Anonymous No.54998377]

>>54998317
Just once in my life I'd love to have two Jewish women mash their breasts around my face/head at once, but I will never have the guts, suaveness, or money to make it happen

[Anonymous No.54998383]

>>54998350
It's still 10 bucks today.

[Anonymous No.54998384]

>>54998298
Battlefield edition

[Anonymous No.54998393]

>>54998356
Damn I jacked it so much to this Don Cheadle lookin bitch.

[Anonymous No.54998401]

morning frens, looks like i missed a fun morning

[Anonymous No.54998413]

Reminder: Markets are fake and gay

[Anonymous No.54998416]

>>54998401
>fun morning
Its crabing,you didnt miss much

[Anonymous No.54998420]

You got everything you need? The chef cooked for you special, the dancers will kick your tongue out and your credit is good. Draw chips for everyone in the room so they can play on the house.

[Anonymous No.54998421]

>>54998361
>JEWURotp
you got detected by changpt id classifier.
to proceed as a goy post nose to verify

[Anonymous No.54998429]

>>54998401
We're rockin the /tv/ edition.

[Anonymous No.54998438]

>>54998416
those red dildos are my bread and butter, but i had other shit to do today

[Anonymous No.54998444]

>>54998384
Shitskins really are the great filter aren't they? Or rather those that know they are a drain on society but knowingly foster them to be a net drain and erode our country from the inside out are the real great filters.

[Anonymous No.54998457]

>>54998361
Wow nice JEW id.

I remember seeing a kike try to derail a hyperborean aryan spirit thread in /pol/ and his ID literally was UgLyJew

Also this is financial because mr snibs is fucking my ass with his pincers rn

[Anonymous No.54998462]

XELA actually managed to do it after a 1 for 200 reverse split kek

[Anonymous No.54998469]

>>54998349
friendly reminder that if the SPX points value would be cut in half today,
it would only take the index back to the top of the 2015-2017 crab fiesta.
this would change nothing, tbqh.

[Anonymous No.54998470]

>>54998462
>XELA
What's our entry price bros?

[Anonymous No.54998482]

Time to go long NVDA the AI hype is for real

[Anonymous No.54998498]

>>54998349
Reminder: The official starting date of recessions are declared in retrospect after it's already over

[Anonymous No.54998515]

uh guys the dollar is having a trend

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54998520]

>>54998498
Reminder the official definition of recession is changed to avoid all recessions during the Biden/Harris administration.

[Anonymous No.54998522]

>>54998498
This, every single time a recession is officially made is when we are already coming out of one. Which means we have been in one for at least over a year now.

[Anonymous No.54998526]

>>54998350
>$10 18" pizza
>complaining
Bruh

[Anonymous No.54998527]

Sleepy Joe gonna talk or is he pumping the market to $413 before saying something?

[Anonymous No.54998530]

>>54998361
Get in the oven jew

[Anonymous No.54998534]

>>54998482
Time to short this nigga

[Anonymous No.54998548]

>>54998526
No, no it's like when you see old photos with $0.99/gal gas.

[Anonymous No.54998550]

Financially speaking, would it be a good or bad investment to have a fmf threesome with my gf and her cute best friend?

[Anonymous No.54998555]

SPX upward pressure is building

[Anonymous No.54998563]

Why do they let this old pedo talk?

[Anonymous No.54998569]

President joe bumbling with a frog in his throat is bearish right?

[Anonymous No.54998571]

when do I take profit on my SOXL? wonder if we're going to hit $18 again here

[Anonymous No.54998572]

>>54998550
not a good idea. i once stayed in a hotel room with my wife and her hot best friend, and tried to get something like this going. it was a huge failure.

[Anonymous No.54998575]

>>54998377
a fleeting shot of dopamine, my friend. instead try to achieve something much longer lasting, like a family.

[Anonymous No.54998583]

>/schizo market general/
reddit is full on deep throating now.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54998584]

>>54998550
it's not a good idea, i tried this once with my gookfu and she got pissed at me.

[Anonymous No.54998591]

>>54998515
AAAAAA the USD:Euro ratio has gone from 0.92 to 0.92 over the last month! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.54998593]

Cough cough cough to be clear cough cough I'm confident cough cough cough to be clear cough cough

[Anonymous No.54998603]

>>54998548
>>54998548
I member fillin up grandmas tank with $5 and comin back with change

[Anonymous No.54998605]

THANK YOU MR PRESIDENT

[Anonymous No.54998609]

https://youtu.be/_CjJizldfmA
>lol just keep investing, bro
listen to what Based Ramsey has to say

[Anonymous No.54998612]

>>54998550
If it's a guaranteed thing, do it and then invite me to meet her cute best friend. I'm willing to take sloppy seconds, my self-esteem is low enough

[Anonymous No.54998614]

..every time I hold my mouse over the "Place" button, the market does exactly what I was expecting and I miss my chance...

[Anonymous No.54998618]

>pay off credit card balance
>experian lowers my score
I'm done with this clownshow, going to keep it at zero every statement. They can bite me.

[Anonymous No.54998624]

>>54998420
I didn’t come here to dance and play Moe. The family wants to buy you out.

[Anonymous No.54998629]

>>54998609
he's unironically right here

[Anonymous No.54998633]

>>54998550
if she's willing to have a threesome with you and another chick, she's willing to take another dick

[Anonymous No.54998636]

>>54998614
That’s because you’re a bitch

[Anonymous No.54998644]

imagine not slurping 0 dte poots on those irrational green dildos... he didn't say anything... he's just a bumbling old fuck

[Anonymous No.54998647]

>oil

[Anonymous No.54998653]

>>54998636
I know, I'm a pussy ass bitch

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54998654]

>>54998633
this was exact angle of attack gookfu took after i brought up the idea.

[Anonymous No.54998658]

>>54998633
You and I both know his girl fucks niggers while he's at work.

[Anonymous No.54998659]

>>54998363
VTSAX and chill

[Anonymous No.54998662]

Sold my SOXL at par. I'm FREE!

[Anonymous No.54998674]

>bradnon: I'm confident shit will work out, trust the plan
>market "le small movement up after le movement down"
Kill all slurpers.

[Anonymous No.54998675]

>>54998629
>he's unironically right here
he is.
very likely that he and his daughter are unvaxxed, too.

[Anonymous No.54998678]

What is going on?

[Anonymous No.54998679]

Kek and we are back to feb/March where the Market and yields shot up in tandem. Nothing can go wrong with a bank implosion a 2nd time around!

[Anonymous No.54998687]

>>54998678
a new generation of baggies was just born

[Anonymous No.54998689]

>>54998644
>irrational green dildos

[Anonymous No.54998690]

>>54998618
Yeah, I use mine about 25% and just cycle it for bills every month.

[Anonymous No.54998692]

>>54998678
gap filled. we done

[Anonymous No.54998694]

>>54998678
Biden almost died on camera from standing and talking at the same time

[Anonymous No.54998698]

>>54998609
Yeah just keep buying Carvana and Wayfair

[Anonymous No.54998703]

>>54998624
HE WAS BANGIN COCKTAIL TWO AT A TIME
PLAYERS COULDNT GET DRINKS AT THE TABLES

[Anonymous No.54998716]

Wtf that scamwick on sp500 was the reason why I went to bed ofr a short nap expecting DAX to pump, but it weirdly didnt. WTH?

[Anonymous No.54998724]

>>54998703
Don’t talk about my brother like that you nasty fucking kike.

[Anonymous No.54998725]

Anons, I'm too retarded to trade anymore. I submit. I will always be poor.

[Anonymous No.54998727]

>>54998658
yup.

[Anonymous No.54998744]

>>54998716
With that I meant, I wa absolutely expecting a scamwick in the US session and that to happen on DAX/EU too. But once in a lifetime it didn't happen. Lol

[Anonymous No.54998745]

>>54998724
i've got a /biz/ to run. sometimes i need to kick asses to make sure it runs right... im sure you MM's understand

[Anonymous No.54998750]

>>54998678
The market is overvalued.

[Anonymous No.54998752]

>10:45 AM ET
>President Biden Delivers Remarks on Preventing a First-Ever Government Default

[Anonymous No.54998759]

>>54998725
>More accurate about Palestine
HOLY FUCK NO WONDER THEY KILLED HIM

[Anonymous No.54998761]

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54998766]

>>54998633
>>54998654
i felt really bad, i was like hey gookfu, why don't we have a 3 some for my birthday, and she was like really mad in her voice and said oh what and then we can have another guy with us on my birthday? i felt bad, and probably had good reason to feel bad.

[Anonymous No.54998767]

>>54998725
try to stick to daily and weekly charts
and watch adam grimes 2 courses free of charge
https://www.marketlifetrading.com/users/sign_up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDJpR0Qy-Qo&list=PL1uS5NzTxncSGOzsVQVfgOWlnj9pF5ou-

[Anonymous No.54998769]

PACW bros wtfwt

[Anonymous No.54998771]

WHAT THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.54998791]

another day of making $2000 selling 0DTE calls to gamblers :)

Its like running a casino, very fun. Keep buying bullish calls HAHA, it pays for my kids schooling

[Anonymous No.54998793]

anybody still listening to this failed predictions grifter?

[Anonymous No.54998805]

>>54998791
>famous last words

[Anonymous No.54998807]

Really, though, what the fuck?

[Anonymous No.54998820]

>>54998769

[Anonymous No.54998821]

>>54998805
oh no, I'm going to have my gains capped

haha oh no, I only made half as much money in a guaranteed fashion :o! NOUUUU

My guy, I'm earning 200% annually from this strategy, its printing money - try selling options on megacaps - its free money

[Anonymous No.54998832]

>>54998821
literally can't go tits up!
lfg

[Anonymous No.54998839]

>>54998832
Yes it can go tits up. And it had better soon.

[Anonymous No.54998861]

>>54998821

I want you to remember this post when your plan backfires one day and you owe more than you have

[Anonymous No.54998869]

>>54998821
unbelievably based, imagine not being paid premium to take your gains

[Anonymous No.54998879]

>>54998807
RIP Bobby hill

[Anonymous No.54998881]

wtf it's doing it again

[Anonymous No.54998885]

>>54998821
Post positions or larp

[Anonymous No.54998891]

>>54998555
SPX ~4145pts in sight

[Anonymous No.54998898]

>>54998879
I thought she was Luanne?

[Anonymous No.54998908]

>>54998891
why? on waht news? sleepy joe was half asleep this morning, probably snoozin on the plane right this second

[Anonymous No.54998919]

That that rocker?

Also this is not over if you would bought calls anon... It's over for the bears.

GIVE UP!

[Anonymous No.54998920]

>>54998898
she was, RIP Luanne. I thought they were rebooting this show? i hope they dont, it'll ruin it

[Anonymous No.54998921]

>>54998908

[Anonymous No.54998922]

>>54998881

[Anonymous No.54998934]

>>54998920
Yeah, sometimes dead is better.

[Anonymous No.54998941]

>>54998921
>China's official policy is Taiwan should be integrated
>YOU (jews) should take that seriously
quote from last night's interview

[Anonymous No.54998963]

>hank tries to block trans people from using the bathroom
>his bitch commie wife railroads him into 'changing his heart'

[Anonymous No.54998977]

>>54998941
After witnessing how they scrapped the rona in unison, globally, in a matter of days just to be replaced by Nato/Ukraine/Russia (in unison, globally, in a matter of days) I accepted the obvious fact that the whole world is one single globohomo entity and people are only watching LARP theater.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54998987]

>>54998941
No, official US policy should be a 3 china policy. Commie mainland China, China Jr. in Taiwan, and the Money Laundering China Hong Kong to handle all banking interactions between the 3.

[Anonymous No.54998988]

>>54998963
Peggy sucked so much. Great character.

[Anonymous No.54998997]

THREAD THEME

https://youtu.be/cJuO985zF8E
https://youtu.be/cJuO985zF8E
https://youtu.be/cJuO985zF8E

[Anonymous No.54998998]

NVDA earnings next week gonna hit or miss?
Some faggot analyst on the tradingview page for Nvidia is saying the consensus is a hit, idk where that fag is getting that consensus from, probably just making it up.

I gotta admit, I'm dumb at working out how earnings happen, if the stock price is retard strength like Nvidia's is currently, then does this make it harder for the earnings of the past quarter to meet the current prices "expectation"?
I've probably butchered that explanation.

[Anonymous No.54999013]

>>54998998
>NVDA earnings next week gonna hit or miss?
does it even matter?

[Anonymous No.54999014]

What do I do now that I’m 25% down on sqqq

[Anonymous No.54999023]

>>54998987
i want the policy that brings back kowloon kino

[Anonymous No.54999031]

>>54999014
Sosnoff it up!

[Anonymous No.54999033]

>>54998977
>>54998987
both of these are correct, but the theater heems call buyers same as put buyers too. nobody gets out alive

[Anonymous No.54999035]

When is the last time SPY crabbed within a 2% window for 2 months straight?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54999037]

>>54998998
It doesn't matter if they hit or miss expectations, what matters is how many times they can say AI during the earnings call, and if they can convince the jews who run everything to grow expectations.

[Anonymous No.54999038]

>>54999013
Idk, my guess is if it misses then the earnings is gonna tank it.

[Anonymous No.54999042]

I can’t wait to get a job and be too busy to open this shit general

[Anonymous No.54999045]

>>54998987
Hong Kong made way better movies before China took them back. Why do commies hate drug smuggling action films?

[Anonymous No.54999046]

>>54998988
as I have gotten older I have grown to appreciate Peggy as a character, shes one of my favorites now because like you said she just sucks so bad at everything

[Anonymous No.54999049]

>>54999037
Baggie are you holding NVDA puts?

[Anonymous No.54999054]

>>54998767
>try to stick to daily and weekly charts
I do that but then when the day starts out wild, I forget everything I know and as soon as a place a call or put, the stock goes slightly my way, then breaks dramatically the opposite way.

[Anonymous No.54999055]

>>54999035
Y U NO ANSWER

[Anonymous No.54999061]

>>54999035
Somehow the fat face ruins the huge honkers
I dont understand and continuing to think about it only makes me more confused
I even like em a little thick
Somethings just wrong here

[Anonymous No.54999064]

>>54999035
you must be new here

[Anonymous No.54999063]

im listening to the jurassic park soundtrack and i think i can feel a squirt of serotonin
not sure tho cos it's been a while
might even leave the house today

[Anonymous No.54999073]

>>54999064
that's a daily chart, btw.

[Anonymous No.54999077]

I'm addicted to the back and forth game of adjusting my sell to close asks by pennies to try and get a profitable fill, its the funnest vidya on planet earth

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54999078]

>>54999049
Negative Ghost Rider.

[Anonymous No.54999079]

>>54999061
Holy fuck anon I know shes a total braphog but what I need is a time, if ever, SPY has been so MOGGED by CRABS

[Anonymous No.54999080]

>>54999035
Uhhh 2 months ago?

[Anonymous No.54999091]

>>54999064
No x axis no y axis no dates no information fuck you give me real information you lazy nigger

[Anonymous No.54999092]

>>54999079
Much better this time

[Anonymous No.54999099]

>>54999080
That was 6 weeks. Were at over 2 months now.

[Anonymous No.54999102]

i don't have any fat bitches to contribute
but your pigs can have this burger

[Anonymous No.54999105]

>>54999080
Thats a man

[Anonymous No.54999108]

>>54999091
do a little digging, faggot.
start with the filename, for example.

[Anonymous No.54999114]

>>54999102
You can have one of mine

[Anonymous No.54999122]

>>54999108
>the graph isnt shit
>sniffles
>ur shit
>cries
Wew

[Anonymous No.54999129]

>>54999108
Fuck you, you didnt answer my question and you didnt provide any information.

Additionally, you can simply look at the 5 year chart and see it hasnt happened in 5 years until right now so give some fucking historical information you black gorilla nigger

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54999132]

MELI puts down 9 big guys. I'm not doing so good this week.

[Anonymous No.54999136]

WELCOME TO THE NEW BULL MARKET!

BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.54999153]

>>54999136
I believe nothing till spy 420

[Anonymous No.54999154]

>>54999136
We are still in snibs territory and will remain in his pincers unless we jump to 417 or dump to 402.

Sorry anon.

[Anonymous No.54999156]

>>54999105
I'd prove you wrong, but I don't want a 2 day and 23 hour vacation

[Anonymous No.54999159]

>>54999013
not when they got 220 days of inventory piling up because greedvidia can't take an L and discount their 4000 series garbage that's the same performance and price as last gen lmao. So glad there's people not buying that shit

[Anonymous No.54999164]

>>54999122
>>54999129
cringe

[Anonymous No.54999168]

Every time you see a hot girl and are nervous, just remember, she's had cum on her face, in her mouth, in her pussy. She's had some guy's dick on her face... And she's been pumped and dumped.
Dont put her on a pedastal.

[Anonymous No.54999184]

>>54999164
Go cry some more because you cant find a crabbening to match this one.

[Anonymous No.54999188]

>>54999168
i just think "HEY POOP COMES FROM THERE"

[Anonymous No.54999201]

>>54999184

[Anonymous No.54999202]

>buy 0DTE put at 412.50
>buy 0DTE call at 410.50
>repeat forever

[Anonymous No.54999210]

>>54999164
Ha sucks to suck loser

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54999213]

>>54999168
That's funny because whenever a hot girl see's you she just laughs.

[Anonymous No.54999221]

>>54998356
>I like his videos but yeah his side kick is pretty offputting.
take it back, chud. the bond king reigns

[Anonymous No.54999222]

>>54999210
but enough about you

[Anonymous No.54999225]

>>54999213
HEYA POOPA COMESA FROMA THEREA

[Anonymous No.54999236]

THESE ARE ALL SHOOOPPS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE AND THE PIXELS.

[Anonymous No.54999240]

>>54999221
this looks like it's filmed at featureman's house

[Anonymous No.54999257]

I bought SOXL puts and Verizon today. I wanna average down my SQQQ but I'll be patient. -8% on that shit right now but I know we are breaking to the downside eventually but might need to save the powder to avg if the tard pump breaks higher

[Anonymous No.54999261]

RIP OTM option buyers

[Anonymous No.54999270]

>AMD P/E: 420

[Anonymous No.54999278]

>>54999270
WE GAAN

[Anonymous No.54999279]

>>54999213
They dont even notice me, I keep my eyes on the floor and dont bother anyone.

[Anonymous No.54999284]

>>54999270
aayyyy

[Anonymous No.54999287]

what did they mean by this? how can the market be pricing in a 25 point hike on a green day?

[Anonymous No.54999295]

>>54999240
>this looks like it's filmed at featureman's house
steven van meter has actually now changed his background to a greenscreen after i repeatedly made fun of his 1970's style wood panelling background.

i'm not joking, it was me that made him change it

[Anonymous No.54999296]

>>54999279
Lucky. They do all kinds of autistic shit to get your attention. Bitch I'm just trying to buy some produce and gtfo.

[Anonymous No.54999306]

>>54999213
Baggot how much did you end up paying for your gookfu? Thinking of picking one up myself. Can you just give me the name of your rabbi I'm sure he can help me out.

[Anonymous No.54999314]

>>54999296
>hey do all kinds of autistic shit to get your attention
nofap day 31 here, i have started to notice this as well
>Bitch I'm just trying to buy some produce and gtfo.
this but unironically

[Anonymous No.54999359]

do you ever feel bad for the people on the other side of the trade? buying your sloppy seconds after you used them up?

I feel bad dumping on retail sometimes - its like "Why are they buying this right now after I bagged a 30% gain?"

SAD!

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54999363]

>>54999306
something like 2 billion won

[Anonymous No.54999367]

What are some good goyslop stocks I can buy? I believe in the future of goyslop in general but I am unsure of which one I should buy. I was considering YUM, I already have KO.

[Anonymous No.54999377]

>>54999314
>nofap day 31 here
17 days+ here (started a few days before the 1st of may, can't remember exactly)
shit's tough

[Anonymous No.54999383]

lol plebs thinking they're "dumping on retail". this general has become shit

[Anonymous No.54999386]

>>54999367
CZR,KDP,QSR

[Anonymous No.54999389]

>regional banks just shot up 20% because Western Alliance had minor deposit growth
Amazing, bank runs over, it's bull rally from here on out!

[Anonymous No.54999397]

>>54999295
Now its a fucking castle. Wtf.

[Anonymous No.54999399]

Why are gold miners, even stream, going down at double, triple the rate of spot prices of gold? Any metalfag can explain this phenomenon pls?

[Anonymous No.54999403]

>>54999377
Teaching your body that it can't get laid will some how improve something something.

[Anonymous No.54999409]

>>54999377
you are right at the most fierce part, it gets easier after that. for me I failed on day 14 at least 5 times before i succeeded this time. I feel better than ever honestly and its reflected in my trading

[Anonymous No.54999419]

>>54998280
IDEX is mooning.

[Anonymous No.54999427]

>>54999403
you are not your flesh... unless you are a nigger

[Anonymous No.54999439]

>>54999399
Well you see junior minors are literally a fucking scam (like most things on the stock market)

People think I'm crazy for playing BOIL so much but JNUG is the final boss shitcoin of all shitcoins.

[Anonymous No.54999440]

>>54999409
years ago, sometime before the rona, I was able to attain a full 5 month+ streak and squandered it on a whim sometime near new years.
I'll just take it one day at a time now.
Difficult enough.
Hang in there, fren.

[Anonymous No.54999448]

>>54999363
Damn thats a lot of money for a north korean. I think you got ripped off baggot.

[Anonymous No.54999451]

Feels good to be an Oil chad today!

[Anonymous No.54999454]

>>54999389
DPST bros we're gonna make it

[Anonymous No.54999468]

>>54999440
you too anon

[Anonymous No.54999469]

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54999474]

>>54999448
She's from Seoul retard.

[Anonymous No.54999480]

>>54999451
Oil needs to vastly and quickly go up in price from here to stem off the Nato/Ukraine/Russia escalations.
The next OPEC+plusplusplus cut in production might help a bit.
Oil needs to reclaim $80 and then leave this level behind for good (to the upside) soon.
Or else

[Anonymous No.54999492]

still bearish idgaf

[Anonymous No.54999494]

>>54998363
Target funds are retarded there is duration risk killing bond funds.

[Anonymous No.54999500]

>>54999474
Don't call me a retard you fucking nigger. Secondly, I know where your gookfu is from, we talk often. She has a lot of problems with your lifestyle. She said thanks for the nail salon, no refunds.

[Anonymous No.54999502]

[Anonymous No.54999519]

fomoing in at 413, wish me luck

[Anonymous No.54999521]

>>54999399
mining stocks are a scam, its just to grift and swindle poor suckers into "the big pump", usually it climbs like 30% after a massive event and then the stock is diluted 80%

You will never make your money back on miners btw, im holding -90% losses as a reminder to never touch that shit again

pic related

[Anonymous No.54999529]

This market is fake and gay and I'm tired of pretending it's not

[Anonymous No.54999533]

ah yes the ol' give me $10k green on the long bags to prop this thing abovethe VWAP artificially to take $200 of poots. love it. NOW THAT IS TAX LOSS HARVESTING, NOT SELLING THE BOTTOM LIKE A FAGGOT. I have the best strategy, force them to gamma hedge my entire portfolio green

[Anonymous No.54999536]

>>54999377
I agree but your actions change your body and mind. Teaching the mind that it can't fulfill its purpose can't be positive.

[Anonymous No.54999545]

Oh my fuck.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54999549]

>>54999500
Thanks for taking me off the hook for the child support. I'd have never been able to afford my gookfu if I had pay my daughter's child support.

[Anonymous No.54999558]

6 month tbills 5.25% my basterds

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54999571]

>>54999558
That's fucking insane that there are people who honestly believe they can get a better return purchasing stocks here than just going into t-bills.

[Anonymous No.54999578]

>>54999571

Is that the winning move now? Hold T bills?

[Anonymous No.54999584]

>>54999578
It's always been

[Anonymous No.54999585]

>>54999549
I'm going to give you exactly one minute to delet this....

[Anonymous No.54999587]

Even the trash is about to break out

[Anonymous No.54999589]

OIL
I
L

[Anonymous No.54999590]

>>54999587
LET'S FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOO

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54999595]

>>54999585
>calls my gookfu a fucking communist and thinks he's can get away with it

[Anonymous No.54999596]

i can't believe there are people in this thread that have lost money this year

[Anonymous No.54999606]

I wholly regret buying sqqq.

[Anonymous No.54999608]

New Holiday just dropped

>Today, May 17th, is The International Day Against Homophobia, Transphobia, and Biphobia and the 2023 theme is “Together always: united in diversity”.

[Anonymous No.54999615]

>>54999608
Being forced to care about shit sucks.

[Anonymous No.54999617]

>>54998555
>>54998891
>>54998921
and
>wallah!
>wallah!
>just like that

[Anonymous No.54999619]

>>54999585
You and what army nigger? Baggie has undercover guards all over the place.

Drop
The
Gun

[Anonymous No.54999629]

>>54999606
the regrets just came in, time to slurp

[Anonymous No.54999634]

I feel like AMZN could do better today

[Anonymous No.54999636]

>>54999596
>already halfway through the year
>I'm only up 10%
I'm not going to make it.

[Anonymous No.54999643]

>>54999595
Well maybe if you took a minute to actually talk to your gookfu and listen to what she has to say, you might learn a thing or two about her and I wouldn't have to tell you instead. You ever think of that chud?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54999647]

>>54999619
>>54999585
She said drop it!

[Anonymous No.54999651]

why would you want a threesome when satisfying one girl is a bottomless pit of effort and you've only got so many shots in you
I guess maybe if your GF doesn't like having chain orgasms

[Anonymous No.54999653]

>>54999636
just be thankful you aren't an inbred bear that thinks the market will crash because stacey didn't go to the prom with him

[Anonymous No.54999655]

>>54999608
>United in diversity
War Is Peace. Freedom Is Slavery. Ignorance Is Strength.

[Anonymous No.54999664]

>>54999619
>>54999647
I have over 30 well placed snipers scoped in on both of you as we speak. You feeling lucky?

[Anonymous No.54999669]

>>54999636
After watching my portfolio pointlessly swing between +8-12% for several months, I've accepted that I'm better off just collecting the 5% treasury yield until this whole thing blows up.

[Anonymous No.54999673]

TSM bros?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54999677]

>>54999664
I just paid them double to go back and do you first.

[Anonymous No.54999684]

>>54999653
Bears are the one of the biggest faggots in the stock market.

[Anonymous No.54999685]

Ok so... how high does this pump go? Im tempted to load the f up on puts rn.

[Anonymous No.54999688]

look at the 20, 50, 200 SMAs and the VWAP on the 5 min chart... im calling whoever is buying right now a nigger and a retard, but thanks for the $10k day

[Anonymous No.54999692]

>>54999677
They can't be bought baggot. Guess I'm going to have to kill this puppy to show you I mean business

[Anonymous No.54999706]

>>54999684
seems like you might make it after all anon

[Anonymous No.54999726]

>>54999031
praise schnozznoff

[Anonymous No.54999731]

The fuck everything is green... BOIL CMA WYNN... I ate shit on these trades and now they're green
I wish I hadn't given up and become a bogglenig...

[Anonymous No.54999732]

did president joe's sleepy remarks really cause this pump today? what is the bull case on the day?

[Anonymous No.54999735]

>bought x3 DIS at 91.28
Fuck Disney+ but I believe in the parks

[Anonymous No.54999736]

>>54999726
inb4 you get extradited to Florida

[Anonymous No.54999750]

there's no way they're gonna let us default, but if they keep taking on debt at the "normal" rate we'll eu4 bankruptcy within 10 years (on account of tax income collapsing and rates rising), so maybe they will actually do something about it this time

[Anonymous No.54999751]

jews

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54999759]

>>54999750
doing something about it would be more painful than just defaulting, then pushing grandma and grandpa off a cliff.

[Anonymous No.54999760]

holy shit mumu bros we're fucking back

we're so fucking back

epic bullrun about to proceed - fuck yes, SPY to 5000 EOY, ALL TIME HIGHS BABY LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.54999768]

I TOLD YOU TO BUY CALLS didn't i tell you? why didn't you listen ANON?

[Anonymous No.54999773]

>>54999759
well its either gut entitlements or default, if they dont gut entitlements we'll just default in 5-10 years when the debt hits 50 trillion and interest payments are over half the budget

[Anonymous No.54999777]

>>54999768
reminder this avatarfag shorted the bottom

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54999785]

>>54999760
>Mortgage applications down
>crude inventories rising
>new construction starts and permits down
go back to fucking reddit and suck off a tranny. you're not a homophobe right?

[Anonymous No.54999788]

>>54999664
Lmao tell your snipers to look behind them.

[Anonymous No.54999791]

I NEED ASIAN PUSSY

[Anonymous No.54999794]

>>54999788
>TFW you get worried you spot a bulge, but it's just an extra mag

[Anonymous No.54999803]

>>54999494
Yea. I called my advisor and had them switch my 401k out of that shit today. I’d be better holding my cash in a HYSA than those shit funds.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54999809]

>>54999773
>doing entitlement reform while california is trying to give niggers millions of dollars for being black, and giving every boarder jumper 6 grand on the finger.
these fucking politicians are addicted to giving away free shit, until they learn how to stop making promises they can't afford to keep we will never solve this problem.

[Anonymous No.54999820]

Cnbc just said we've been living groundhogs day for 2 weeks.

I'm going to margin sell calls based on cnbc reports.

[Anonymous No.54999821]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54999824]

>>54999809
>we will never solve this problem.
oh but we will when the USG blows up

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54999827]

>>54999791
we were reading about a guy who died from yellow fever, you better get some treatment stat.

[Anonymous No.54999836]

>>54999777

Are you implying i went long at the TOP?

[Anonymous No.54999839]

>>54999794
She's got a 9 in her pants and it's not the trap you were expecting.

[Anonymous No.54999842]

>>54999827
God, I wish that were me.

[Anonymous No.54999846]

YES YES YES
BUY BUY BUY

oh fuck amabatucum

[Anonymous No.54999851]

>>54999788
Tell the roasties to look behind THEM

[Anonymous No.54999861]

check the volume bros

[Anonymous No.54999878]

>>54999827
My step sister(from marriage) is half black and half philigook. She's got huge tits and perfect face and hair. It's really unfair that I'm married.

[Anonymous No.54999882]

Retard market

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54999898]

>>54999878
she sounds disgusting

[Anonymous No.54999899]

Nvda really be going to 500 eoy

[Anonymous No.54999904]

>>54999882
And only retards capitalize. Feels good, man.

[Anonymous No.54999916]

Im up 70% on TQQQ, just by holding for 4 months

Wish I went all in, were going to the fucking moon

[Anonymous No.54999925]

>>54999999
Checked.

[Anonymous No.54999934]

>>54999916
If SPY hits 425 by EOD friday thatd be p cool

[Anonymous No.54999961]

MAXIMUM Bogged market

[Anonymous No.54999970]

>>54999934
I think SPY will hit 420 no problem by the end of the week

just buy and hold, simple shit - dumb bobos dont want to make money

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54999980]

lmao, you guys should exit the US equities market before the government defaults in #2MoreWeeks

[Anonymous No.54999989]

link 1k eoy

[Anonymous No.55000009]

>>54999961
>eh sold?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55000012]

this guy knows

[Anonymous No.55000027]

IMAGINE NOT BEING SUPER BULLISH RN

[Anonymous No.55000031]

Bitcorn isnt following the nasdaq anymore

[Anonymous No.55000034]

>>54999851
We can talk this over..

I had no idea this would lead to so much chaos and death.

If you look above us there's a schizo in a plane filled with a explosives.

Let's just walk away from all of this.

[Anonymous No.55000039]

Banking...

[Anonymous No.55000040]

where did all the sellers from the morning go? why wouldnt they want to sell up here? unless...

[Anonymous No.55000041]

[Anonymous No.55000053]

>>55000046

>>55000046

>>55000046

[Anonymous No.55000057]

>>55000041
Well I guess buying spy puts an hour ago wasn't smart

[Anonymous No.55000062]

>>55000009
Yes, I did short 10 min ago

[Anonymous No.55000065]

>>55000064
>>55000064

[Anonymous No.55000067]

how the fuck is a US momentum ETF not outperforming SPY... selling covered calls here because you blackrock niggerlovers are just niggerlovers and i hate you... diversification for what?

[Anonymous No.55000074]

>>55000062
Same for SOXL puts this morning

[Anonymous No.55000084]

>>55000065
HAHA TOO LATE LIKE WHEN BUYING THE DIP BOBO

[Anonymous No.55000094]

>>55000000

[Anonymous No.55000149]

>>54999651
You’re only supposed to satisfy yourself during sex

[Anonymous No.55000166]

>>54999803
>>54999836
I bought puts at the middle.
Waiting for a pullback to the mean so I don't lose it all.

[Anonymous No.55000181]

haly shit delta theta chuds are printing

[Anonymous No.55000199]

>posting the only info you would ever need in your whole life.

[Anonymous No.55000214]

>>55000199
>The bottom is in 2023, followed by a bullrun to 2026
So the bottom isn't in yet?

[Anonymous No.55000239]

>>54999726
I look like that and say that

[Anonymous No.55000250]

>>55000214
2023 is not over yet.

[Anonymous No.55001443]

why are they pumping it !!!!!!!!! I WANT CHEAPIES