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>daily stand up

>> No.54997478

>>54997466
explan frog

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>>54997466
>Leave bed at 10:00am
>Do 5 minute standup
>Relax for the rest of the day

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>>54997466
>that codecel who pretends he works 30 minutes every other thursday when in reality he spent 16 hours a day from ages 7 to 24 glued to a computer before he got his first software """""engineer""""" job that pays $130k (less than half of what he claims online) in exchange for a 50 hour work week

>> No.54997572

>>54997499
Checked and kek'd. I'm gonna KMS now

>> No.54997836

Every standup I get wealthier

>> No.54997850

Still waiting for le funny

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"yeah.. working on this task still another 1.5 days until im done, hopefully will have it done before the end of the sprint thanks"

>> No.54997875

>hourly anal cavity search