/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.54994847]

Chinese Niggas Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://www.optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com

>Screeners
https://www.finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://www.etfdb.com/
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator

>Calendars
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://www.market24hclock.com/
https://www.squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://www.tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://www.finance.yahoo.com/research
https://www.finsight.com/bond-screener/corporate-bonds

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[Anonymous No.54994861]

陰

[Anonymous No.54994936]

>>54994847
SHILL ME A POTENTIAL 3x STOCK RIGHT NOW!!

[Anonymous No.54994945]

>>54994847
Daily reminder that finance is pseudoscientific make believe garbage and capitalism is inherently unstable, exploitative and unsustainable with a built in expiration date. Ever escalating recessions, poverty, debt, wealth inequality, monopolies, disease, pollution, exploitation, slavery, conflict and wars are fundamental, necessary and intended principles of it, NOT glitches. Greed, selfishness, lying, cheating, stealing, competition, conflict, slavery and war and overall evilmaxxing are behaviors highly encouraged and incentivized under capitalism. It is LITERALLY cancer and i dont mean it metaphorically, i mean it literally, it shares the exact same functions and principles as a cancer cell.

Unless every single financier parasite, banker and trader is euthanized and every stock market and bank is burned to the ground, the biosphere and all life will extinguished

[Anonymous No.54994946]

Stinky apple. Need him to hop over 173 and i can get out of my calls comfy. Google and NVDA were much better plays past couple days, i even watchlisted Nividia calls on Monday but didnt wake up to get em

[Anonymous No.54994968]

And that's why Buffett is rich

https://youtu.be/n5JWyPBM_U4

[Anonymous No.54994969]

ive been away from the stock market for two whole days someone give me the qrd whats happening

[Anonymous No.54994998]

>>54994969
nothing lmao

[Anonymous No.54995039]

>>54994936
uhh like uhhhh how about aapl

[Anonymous No.54995040]

Stock Market Crash

[Anonymous No.54995057]

>>54994936
NCLH. If we crash I'd also buy the RCL dip

[Anonymous No.54995066]

>>54994847
>futures

[Anonymous No.54995069]

BOIL

[Anonymous No.54995071]

>>54994945
that sound good to me

[Anonymous No.54995072]

>>54994936
TSLA

[Anonymous No.54995077]

>>54994969

[Anonymous No.54995089]

>>54994969
same level like 2 years ago. could have literally come back today and assume the index didnt move at all

[Anonymous No.54995092]

Guys, look at DAX price action, wtf is this retard doing? Actual LMAO

[Anonymous No.54995095]

>>54995069
Right so when I was in junior high there I was taking art class and the desks were arranged in squares of four because the teacher bought in to that kind of forced group socialization thing that many female teachers are very fond of. I hated that seating arrangement in all circumstances except this one. In this particular art class the girl sitting at the desk forward and to the left of me in the next set of four over, facing me, always and I mean always wore short skirts. Every day she would sit with her legs tilted towards me and every day I could see her underwear. It wasn't until years later that I realized she had to have been doing it on purpose.

The time will come to short soon. I think. Or long. The crab will end, anyway. Or it will try to end for a week or something.

[Anonymous No.54995114]

>>54995092
It seems to be doooomping now.

[Anonymous No.54995117]

>>54995040
>le big one

[Anonymous No.54995120]

>>54995114
Yeah too bad. I had shorts but closed em early 2 hours ago. Now when market opened I didn't trade. Problem is that tomorrow 4 companies are ex dividend. DAX climbs everytime dividends are paid cause it's a scam index. So I wanted to wait til tomorrow. Again wrong decision, but too late, can't change it.

[Anonymous No.54995122]

Yields...

[Anonymous No.54995125]

>>54995117
One of these days it's going to happen and you are going to get caught with your pants around your ankles typing greentexts about how nothing ever happens.

[Anonymous No.54995136]

>>54995095
I miss being around highschool girls so much it's unreal bro

[Anonymous No.54995139]

>>54995114
See, it's pooomping again. Retard index. EU is fuckin broken atm

[Anonymous No.54995150]

>>54994936
3x is a tough bar. But I'll go with SIGA.

It could easily jump back to $15 if we continue to see mass mpox reinfections among vaccinated fags or the spicy strain "inexplicably" introduced.

[Anonymous No.54995152]

>>54994847
High thread cantango is bearish. Hope you're ready

[Anonymous No.54995156]

>>54995152
Flipping from thread contango to backwardation is bullish but the reverse is not necessarily bearish.

[Anonymous No.54995162]

>>54995095
...right, yeah, uhh, I think we'll see a reversal and huge bull in another 4-6 months when the fed pivots BUT that bull will come after a huge dump maybe 1 or 2 months immediately following the pivot.
Also, uhhh, tell me more about the underwear. Like, the designs and what not.

[Anonymous No.54995169]

>>54995125
Oh don't worry, I have all my duck in a row

[Anonymous No.54995218]

I'm bored. My stocks haven't done shit since I woke up.

[Anonymous No.54995233]

>>54994847
Dubs and I fuck some whores tomorrow

[Anonymous No.54995237]

>>54995218
>>54995233

[Anonymous No.54995252]

>>54995162
Designs were somewhat obscured. She usually wore tights so it was a bit blurry.

[Anonymous No.54995269]

>>54995252
>wore tights with the skirt
uunnnnnnnggggggghhhhh

[Anonymous No.54995342]

>>54995092
What's wrong, m8? Scandinavia is pumping as well. Undervalued index and investors/algos are buying. Not more difficult than that.

[Anonymous No.54995364]

when does this retard dip buying stop. its getting ridiculous

[Anonymous No.54995367]

>>54995342
Keep it at Algos

[Anonymous No.54995403]

>>54995364
OPEX tomorrow

[Anonymous No.54995449]

Just what the hell are my fellow EUbros buying? Everything is either almost ATH (or ATH) or massively overbought. Reeeeeeeeeeee, what is left to buy? Small caps? They got shr2kt but there is no more volume in them. This sucks
I really don't want to trade US since that entails additional taxation and fees

[Anonymous No.54995451]

>>54995449
buying and holding is over, you need to swing trade for the next decade

normies are mega bulls on apple and tesla only

[Anonymous No.54995463]

>>54995233
>Checked
You dubbed yourself. Whores confirmed

[Anonymous No.54995490]

So how about that "50 cents" trader who bought for 1M in vix calls for May a few months ago? was he that wrong?
I'm really surprised how long the markets can stay this irrational.

[Anonymous No.54995537]

So how retarded will the pump in 4 mins be? (EU INFLATION)

[Anonymous No.54995541]

CAN YOU HEAR THE SILENCE?
CAN YOU SEE THE DARK?
CAN YOU FIX THE BROKEN?
CAN YOU FEEL, CAN YOU FEEL MY HEART?

[Anonymous No.54995565]

Eurozone CPI MoM Final Actual 0.6% (Forecast 0.7%, Previous 0.9%)

we are so back

[Anonymous No.54995569]

>>54995537
oh look MoM is 0.1% lower BUY BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.54995573]

>>54995565
bobo wont like this

[Anonymous No.54995574]

Eurozone CPI (M/M) Apr F: 0.6% (est 0.7%; prev 0.7%)
- Eurozone CPI (Y/Y) Apr F: 7.0% (est 7.0%; prev 6.9%)
- Eurozone CPI Core (Y/Y) Apr F: 5.6% (est 5.6%; prev 5.6%)

Actually insane, and they did 25 bps

[Anonymous No.54995575]

>>54995565
Holy shit euro bros wagmi

[Anonymous No.54995593]

SIRS WHAT WAS THAT FLASH DIP 1M CANDLE

[Anonymous No.54995603]

>>54995574
Yepp, we really need to cut by 50 bps next time. The economy can't handle the ridiculously high 3% rate. Lagarde is well and truly taking a piss, isn't she? Like this is actually borderline stupid

[Anonymous No.54995605]

>>54995574
rate hikes both in EU and US are a big fucking joke. rates need to be higher than inflation to get it under control, but somehow ECB and FED will manage inflation with those half-assed rates. inflation goes magically to 2% and stops there. fucking clowns

[Anonymous No.54995618]

>>54995574
Bullish for the dax

[Anonymous No.54995625]

2001 bear market rally top 21st May
2008 bear market rally top 19th May

according to this data we will start dumping again next monday or tuesday

[Anonymous No.54995671]

>>54995574
core is still fucking 1% MoM
that's like 12% annualized
the ECB is a fucking joke. 1 fucking percent over one fucking month. it's almost like the salary increase over a year

[Anonymous No.54995676]

>>54995605
Well, the thing is that Lagarde and her buffoons are stoking their egos because they managed to bring inflation down with low rates... or at least that's how it looks. A significant factor was the high energy prices because we europoors are idiots, and now that the energy problem is "largely fixed", of course inflation went down. So those idiots think to themselves "huh, maybe these low rates really are sufficient and we can clap ourselves on the back and suck ourselves off". The service and food inflation (among other things but these are the most important) are insanely sticky and will not be going down anytime soon, not unless they start hiking above 4%...
I have a legit question. What do these "economists" like Lagarde even do all day? Do they look at the graphs once a year and call it a day? How do they not see a 10%+ inflation? How are they so slow to react? Why not react faster and nip this shit in the bud? I literally do not understand what they even do at their jobs?

[Anonymous No.54995688]

VIX is so dead

[Anonymous No.54995691]

>>54995605
>>54995603
They are intentionally bleeding out the middle class, forcing lower class into debt slavery and pumping corporations bags.

>>54995676
The only reason it dropped to 6,9 and 7,0 is because of the high oil prices last year march-july. August will show the real inflation.

[Anonymous No.54995694]

>>54994936
Not x3 but I'm willing to bet General Dynamics is gonna do 40% EOY 2023

[Anonymous No.54995703]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxw8xg1lpp4

[Anonymous No.54995705]

>>54995676
EU did nothing to secure more energy after the special military operation.
we will probably get the "EU freezing to death"-winter episode every year from now on

[Anonymous No.54995708]

>>54995676
Total collapese of white europe anon.
Thats the plan and they are starting in germany. I cant even tell you how it feels that these goons are destroying my country in lightning speed.
Houses and rent is insane, petrol the most expenisve worldwide and electricity as well. Social welfare is collapsing like crazy. Big players are leaving the country for china or russia.
10 years from now and we are literally living in Bulgaria 2.

[Anonymous No.54995710]

>>54995676
Sorry, should have read further.

They do nothing it seems. Although everyfuckin day they hold speeches, but I don't know about what since I don't want to waste my time listening to these idiots who seem to not know shit.

It's actually depressing and maddening listening to them, seeing the inflation data and then to see them do a 25 bps hike, just because the US also did it last time. They can't do anything autonomously. Just copying the Fed but way worse.

You can say shit about JPOW as much as you want, listening to him speak is actually bearable and he's way more sympathetic than Lagarde.

[Anonymous No.54995714]

>>54995691
Yes sir, completely agree. Inflation is always an excuse for them to elevate their power and earnings and to bring ordinary people into misery and debt. That's how it has always been and why inflation has always been giga bullish.
>>54995705
We got windmills, m8. That's gonna help us survive. Relax and enjoy your slow death

[Anonymous No.54995715]

What does the stock "Baidu" do?

[Anonymous No.54995720]

Told ya, DXY double bottom
It's our turn to shine, bobros

[Anonymous No.54995724]

>>54995708
I object, petrol is in greece also insanely high, and often even higher than in germany. And that while they earn half of what you earn in germany. But in greece the rent problem isn't as retarded as here. And yes, it's not germany anymore. New Mogadischu. I'm probably gonna leave in a decade if not earlier. Can't stand this fuckin Ampel and what they do. I'm actually wishing CDU back despite their wrongdoings. I can't fuckin understand how Scholz could become Kanzler after CUM-EX, absolutely insane.

t. greek born in germany and living in germany

[Anonymous No.54995736]

>>54995710
>listening to him speak is actually bearable and he's way more sympathetic than Lagarde
Jerome is also at the mercy of the congress if I understand it correctly. And they have Yellen over in the US to completely fugg everything up. It's like these old grannies (Lagarde and Yellen) are in some weird club.
Not one single agency handled the inflation correctly but the US started to handle it first. And their inflation wasn't even that bad... and now the inflationary rate is starting to match the rates. Jerome is of course still taking the piss out of us but compared to what we have here in Euro, he's a frickin angel. Hell, it's always fun watching him talk before the congress. It's like an adult addressing a kinder garden. How are these people getting such high profile jobs? 5$ knee pads really are the best investment one can make it seems

[Anonymous No.54995737]

>>54995574
>7% cpi
>3% rates
>close nuclear plants
God i hate those fucking niggers so much.

[Anonymous No.54995739]

>>54995724
>And yes, it's not germany anymore. New Mogadischu
Germans deserve it and far worse. These fuckers consistently vote for their own destruction so who are you to say otherwise?

[Anonymous No.54995746]

>>54995739
>vooooting
Are you retarded or just pretending?

[Anonymous No.54995750]

What do we think about REITs?

[Anonymous No.54995751]

>>54995746
Did I advocate voting you dumb fucking cunt

[Anonymous No.54995752]

>>54995739
But I still live here. If they want to wreck their country, at least do it after I left. If it wasn't for my family I'd be gone already.

[Anonymous No.54995771]

>>54995715
You WILL tell me

[Anonymous No.54995777]

>>54995739
>>54995751
You're moron because think the german people voted for it and even more so because you believe they have a choice otherwise. The US has more old German stock than Germany does at this point. Germans didn't start voting for this shit until Merkel took charge. You hate a people who have been culturally exterminated by their enemies and you choose to blame them. You're a kike

[Anonymous No.54995785]

>3.7M OI on SPY for this friday
finally some good fucking volume

[Anonymous No.54995789]

>>54995777
>german people voted for it
Ah yes their leaders were literally implanted and the poor German faggots dindu nuffin, dey was misunderstood at the voting booths, dey meant to vote for the fascist party but der fingers slipped and went to the libshit party instead, and this accidentally happened millions of times!

[Anonymous No.54995801]

>>54995785
Trading weeklies is for sub 100 iq retards my friend

[Anonymous No.54995808]

>>54995789
Do you mean like the 'fascist' party in Italy?
Even if the AFD could get 30% it wouldnt change anything.
The EU globohomo headquarter controlled by the US are leading. No single party could change this.

[Anonymous No.54995813]

>>54995789
Left right mean nothing policies are decided by EU.

[Anonymous No.54995825]

>>54995789
All white countries everywhere are being forced into the exact situation as Germany. Your contempt is misguided

[Anonymous No.54995827]

>>54995808
>No single party could change this.
They could change it but their lives 1. aren't painful enough for them to make the effort 2. they are too broken, in which case IDGAF they're not worth saving anyway. Life's brutal like that.

[Anonymous No.54995833]

>vote for party
>they do X
>vote for party again
>WTF I DIDN'T VOTE FOR X, I'M INNOCENT
cringe

[Anonymous No.54995835]

>>54995825
All countries everywhere are being forced, your meme has it more correct than you. The difference is most nations who aren't cucked and too used to comfort eventually fight back. Germans are pussies who accept defeat at the hands of kikes. So idgaf about them and neither should any self respecting man. The Turks, Arabs, apes etc are entitled to Germany now.

[Anonymous No.54995841]

>>54995833
Bingo, preach it.

[Anonymous No.54995842]

>>54995827
The stock market will break you and you'll be dying in the dirt of the street. And no one will come save you.

[Anonymous No.54995845]

>>54995833
Democracys are just systems to force the will of the 80% idiots controlled by mass media/government.

[Anonymous No.54995847]

>muh votes
if elections would change anything, they would be banned long time ago

[Anonymous No.54995851]

>>54995842
Total non sequitur, this is you losing the argument.

[Anonymous No.54995861]

>>54995835
>All countries everywhere
>can't read a map or meme
>germamy belongs to migrants
You're on a roll, Moshe

[Anonymous No.54995875]

>>54995845
Doesn't change anything I said.

[Anonymous No.54995879]

>>54994847
How do we deal with hoeflation? Are there interest rates for that?

[Anonymous No.54995886]

>>54995861
I'm so tired bros. looks like we need to repeat history (again)

[Anonymous No.54995892]

>>54995879
By exponentially increasing the cost of morning after pills for each one you take. First one $10, next is $100, etc. Would be great for big pharma industry.

[Anonymous No.54995901]

>>54995847
Government's are too big to manage anything. More power has to be given back to local officials with the central authority more like maestro to a concert. Since the early 1900s local authorities have subsumed and are basically meaningless.

[Anonymous No.54995902]

>>54995845
Then get rid of them. Don't accept the system and then have the nerve to complain when it harms your nation. Choose your fucking poison.

[Anonymous No.54995907]

>>54995879
Unironically AI until the incel revolution kicks off and women are enslaved

[Anonymous No.54995918]

>>54995886
We can all feel it approaching, the enormous gravity of what could come.

[Anonymous No.54995919]

>>54995901
maybe where you live

[Anonymous No.54995930]

>>54995902
How? Didnt you see how everyone was reacting during the big meme flu?
Even friends and family turned on me because the TV man said that im dangerous if i dont take the vaccine?
Most people i know have no understanding how the world works. All they know is getting force feed by the government.
Im unironically thinking that the NPC meme is real.
Its just so depressing

[Anonymous No.54995931]

>>54995861
>All countries everywhere
>can't read a map or meme
>germamy belongs to migrants
It's a fact though, what country has globohomo left alone? North Korea, okay I'll give you that one.

[Anonymous No.54995935]

>>54995930
This didn't happen in Appalachia. Weird.

[Anonymous No.54995938]

>>54995930
>How? Didnt you see how everyone was reacting during the big meme flu?
Exactly my point. These cattle want to be dominated by kikes. So idgaf. Stop telling me to care about detritus who won't lift a finger to help themselves.
They march willingly into the meat grinder. Fuck them. Just fuck them.
NOT MY PROBLEM

[Anonymous No.54995939]

>>54995902
>Don't accept the system! Do something about it!
You can't be serious? You're arguing boomer platitudes to /smg/ it's hilarious. Fucking Kek

[Anonymous No.54995940]

>>54995851
>>54995902
>just make your own goy
>just make your own company if you don't like it
>just make your own financial system if you don't like it
>just create your own country if you don't like it
total sheep buck broken by the Jews
You're weak and everyone can see it

[Anonymous No.54995943]

>>54995931
Hungary is the only one left in the EU who fights back against globohomo

[Anonymous No.54995948]

>>54995938
Yeah i understand that and im thinking the same but at least im trying to help my close ones.
I couldnt care less about germany but i care about my family.

[Anonymous No.54995953]

>>54995940
Where did I say make your own? What's your alternative then you cucked bitch?
I even suggested fighting back. You absolute kike-broken pussy.
>>54995943
Barely.
>>54995939
Your alternative?

[Anonymous No.54995977]

>>54995953
No no no. You spell it out for us. Your big brain solution is standing up to the system. How do we do it, guy?

[Anonymous No.54995980]

Step 1: Have friends
Step 2: Live somewhere nice
Step 3: Be a good person

If you do these 3 things you won't need a corporate career or a university degree, I promise that you and all of your friends will be successful in whatever you pursue and your needs will always be met.

[Anonymous No.54995985]

>>54995977
>gets mad at my solution
>ask the cuck pussy for it's solution
>"Nooooo I still want your solution!"
Kek. LMFAO.
Beautiful. Just beautiful.

[Anonymous No.54995999]

>>54995980
>live somewhere nice
recommend me something without stupid laws/warlords/monarchists/commies/lefists/rightwing/globohomo
I just want to live a free life.
Every system on earth only enslaves you.

[Anonymous No.54996001]

>>54995980
Step one is too hard.

[Anonymous No.54996005]

>>54995999
Have you heard of Appalachia, son?

[Anonymous No.54996010]

>>54996001
Just roll over and die then, roll the dice of life again pal. Maybe next time.

[Anonymous No.54996017]

>>54996005
So basically the USA?
The leading country of globohomo? Degeneracy? full of niggers?
No thank you i think i pass

[Anonymous No.54996020]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54996024]

>>54996017
You are not very smart

[Anonymous No.54996028]

>>54995825
Only technically. Half of Europe can't even get immigrants, because they just go to Germany, UK, and basically Western cities. Eastern and Central Europe is not getting much of immigrants.
And immigration is done to bump up GDP and pensions for aging Western population, but eventually even that is likely to not be an option because migrants have less children too and Africa and other low income/development areas are starting to have less kids too. So what are they going to do? Force Africa to be eternal shithole and breeding farm for low skilled labor?
I think real solution has to be technological. Anti aging, human augmentation, automatization, fusion reactors and so on.

[Anonymous No.54996029]

>>54995985
Any solution is going to involve fighting back and resisting the system. However, saying that generically and convincing yourself you have the answer without explaining shit is exactly what you've been doing. I never proposed a solution and I don't have one. And i don't pretend but anyone can see through what you're saying and majority of us here do.

[Anonymous No.54996041]

>>54996029
>Any solution is going to involve fighting back
I even said that you fucking idiot. Can you read?

[Anonymous No.54996050]

>>54995833
Thing is, it's mostly boomers that have voting power in aging populations of Europe and US, and while some of them might despise immigrants, majority seem to ignore it and vote for their won gibs. Same with future debt for social security.
Looking at it, it seems to me that liberal democracy might get destroyed by angry young people too burdened with debt and not enough meaning in life and then we get funny moustache or bald screaming type of men in power again.

[Anonymous No.54996070]

>>54996041
Everything im saying is going way over your head or you can't track a conversation over multiple posts. In either case you may actually be retarded. Sorry, moshe

[Anonymous No.54996085]

>>54996070
>"I don't have a solution, I just wanted to whine and sperg"
Kek, ok kike

[Anonymous No.54996119]

>>54996085
Well, to me it feels like "solution" of global elites to this is to reduce global population while simultaneously shifting workforce around to prop up pension ponzis, thus immigration. Problem is, it's hard to manage this shit and if they don't it right then violence or strong curtailment of human rights might pop up.

[Anonymous No.54996127]

>>54996020
Nvidia is green as shit, sorry you're holding divvie boomer shit.

[Anonymous No.54996152]

How do I hedge for a convex payout?

[Anonymous No.54996169]

Thinking about a credit put spread on disney. 50% gain for writing ATM and buying at $80p

[Anonymous No.54996182]

>>54996127
This will be the final up day.

[Anonymous No.54996201]

Why is KTOS up 5% premarket, can't find any news.

[Anonymous No.54996202]

>>54996182
>This will be the final up dACK

[Anonymous No.54996206]

Peer to peer lending update

[Anonymous No.54996214]

>>54996206
$325 invested. I’m just throwing in $25 every 2 weeks

[Anonymous No.54996218]

>>54995980
>be a good person
>get taken advantage of
>lose all your shit to crab people

lmao

[Anonymous No.54996221]

>>54996206
13% in 6 months? or is that annualized (so 6% in 6 months)

[Anonymous No.54996224]

>>54996206
>>54996214
13 active notes

[Anonymous No.54996226]

>>54996218
You have a certain poverty of the soul

[Anonymous No.54996227]

>>54996218
HUMANS LOVE CRABS

[KG No.54996228]

On the 11th of May, a discovery into negative-mass exiton-polaritons (NMEPs), quasiparticles that travel faster than the speed of light in a vacuum were discovered.

As of the 16th, a new type of Quantum computer, known as a Polariton Condensate Quantum Computers with NMEP qubits was developed.

These are two massive discoveries in and of itself, however the consequences will never be the same for crypto.

Polariton Condensate NMEP Quantum Computers are significantly more stable and savagely more effective at algorithm processing and keeping qubits entangled, including showing promise in utilizing Shor's Algorithm to buck break RSA encryption, also known as Bitcoin (Ticker: BTC).

As soon as a Quantum AI is created for the task to commit Shor's Algorithm (Quantum AIs already exist), we can finally say, once and for all:

>It's over.

Tl;dr
It's over. Long Alphabet and Google.

[Anonymous No.54996235]

>>54996221
Annualized

>>54996214
Payment history on my oldest note. Minimum payments just like I want to see.

[Anonymous No.54996241]

[Anonymous No.54996245]

>>54996224
90% of them will default and only the joo who runs the site wins

[Anonymous No.54996310]

>>54996245
That’s what everyone told me was going to happen 2 months in. Not a single missed payment yet. I only pick borrowers with no delinquencies in the last 7 years and I only allocate $25-$30 to a single note to manage the risk of default

[Anonymous No.54996314]

why are futes green

[Anonymous No.54996325]

>>54996314
jews

[Anonymous No.54996334]

>>54996314
market decoupled from reality long time ago
the fastest dip slurper wins

[Anonymous No.54996345]

>>54996310
theres a reason no bank give them any loan but you just have $325 invested so whatever

[Anonymous No.54996380]

>>54996345
I used them for a debt consolidation loan even though I can get a loan at a bank. It’s much easier. They can’t hide their credit scores or credit history. Anyone with less than a 640 credit score can’t get a loan through prosper. I’ll give you a few more monthly updates before you have to admit you were talking out of your ass. The general consensus on here was that half the borrowers wouldn’t make their first payment

[Anonymous No.54996381]

>Oil

[Anonymous No.54996401]

ngl CENX looking ripe

[Anonymous No.54996407]

>>54995625
sell in May and go away

[Anonymous No.54996437]

What is going on with Missfresh (MF)?
Yesterday it started to pump like 50% in the middle of the trading session for no apparent reasons

[Anonymous No.54996443]

>>54996380
>>54996345
Yeah and payday loans exist. Those are way worse, and these people are smarter than the ones that go to payday loans.

Prosper is probably taking a huge cut too, but that's fine since they have an incentive to get paid as well and not give you shitty loans

[Anonymous No.54996448]

>>54996437
>6m market cap
1 random retard could cause a 50% spike. scam company, scam pump. youre probably the scammer.

[Anonymous No.54996453]

>>54996443
Yea prosper takes a cut from the borrower when the money is paid out, and 1% of each payment so they are being paid pretty well. Say you ask for $10,000. You’ll actually receive $9500 or so and prosper gets the $500

[Anonymous No.54996454]

>>54996127
going to get rejected (again)

[Anonymous No.54996459]

>>54994936
Muln

[Anonymous No.54996462]

I lost 1000 dollars on HUYA yesterday.

Thoughts on Yoloing on GRAB RSKD

[Anonymous No.54996467]

>>54994945
Whoa there son, lets keep the hate speech aimed at whites.

[Anonymous No.54996470]

>>54996437
There's Chinese companies constantly scam wicking to defraud lenders on the NASDAQ
Look at the price action on a few over the past years.

https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/SNTG?p=SNTG
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/TANH?p=TANH
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/TOP?p=TOP
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/GDC?p=GDC
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/HKD?p=HKD

[Anonymous No.54996473]

>>54996310
this whole conversation is copy pasted from a previous /smg/ thread you posted in
here I was thinking it was just deja vu

[Anonymous No.54996481]

>>54994945
Based

[Anonymous No.54996487]

this market is so fucking boring

[Anonymous No.54996489]

>>54996462
>GRAB
seems slightly more bullish than rskd

[Anonymous No.54996491]

>>54996473
Yes except this time I have another months worth of interest paid to me. I feel bad for the guy who didn’t get to watch my notes default in the first month like he told me was going to happen.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54996523]

I had an idea. Let's use AI to generate deepfake political ads and run ads with Jill Biden calling the Latinx community a bunch of tacos.

[Anonymous No.54996542]

>>54996448
>>54996470
Alright, that explains a lot. I bought 6 month ago 10 shares for the lulz, then they reverse split and I have 3.33 shares now. I never bother sell them so that's why it came under my radar yesterday

[Anonymous No.54996558]

>>54996542
yeah chinese stocks are jsut for intraday, and you get out as soon as you are green

[Anonymous No.54996569]

I should have put my trust in WAL. bought at 19 and sold at 25

[Anonymous No.54996586]

I will be withdrawing cash today, definitely won't be buying.

[Anonymous No.54996637]

ES will pump wont it

[Anonymous No.54996642]

>>54995752
>If it wasn't for my family I'd be gone already.
This is the refrain of, like, half of Earth, lol.

[Anonymous No.54996654]

Im all cash, I have a feeling we dump but I cant justify puts again
Maybe if we poomp again
Poggers

[Anonymous No.54996675]

>>54996487

[Anonymous No.54996688]

>>54996654
>Poggers

[Anonymous No.54996693]

>>54996637
Not today.

[Anonymous No.54996695]

AAPL bros WTFWT

[Anonymous No.54996721]

>>54996473
Unfortunately someone will default soon and then we'll stop getting updates.
At least it's only $300 to lose.

[Anonymous No.54996731]

>>54996695
A nigger just flew over my house and tounged my anus

[Anonymous No.54996748]

>>54996688
Sorry I meant preggers

[Anonymous No.54996751]

I just shat myself.

[Anonymous No.54996758]

What's the move fellas?

[Anonymous No.54996769]

>>54996758
Jpm increases their networth with no real cost

[Anonymous No.54996781]

>>54996769
So buy?

[Anonymous No.54996784]

poop

[Anonymous No.54996824]

>>54996695
It starts, the end of AAPL, the end of the global market

[Anonymous No.54996833]

>>54996758
Delete Snapchat

[Anonymous No.54996846]

Fellas I might cash out of this old 401k. I only put $1700 into it awhile back, but it's only gone downhill since the start of the year.
I'm thinking take 2k cash out & throw the rest into my Roth IRA to max out for the year.

[Anonymous No.54996850]

>>54996721
I’ll post defaults when they happen. Default rate is crazy low on prosper so as long as I spread my money out I’m good

[Anonymous No.54996851]

>>54996758
Is the top right N identifying the user as a nigger? Smartphones with ai are based? Nigger detection comes standard on all new phones? Based?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54996864]

>>54996758
the move is to buy a kiddie pool and fill it with money to swim around in

[Anonymous No.54996870]

>>54996523
What the hell is a Latinx community?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54996893]

>>54996870
the spix

[Anonymous No.54996905]

>>54996893
Big words for man that fucks gooks.

[Anonymous No.54996937]

>>54995771
I think that particular Chink stock is a search engine.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54996948]

>>54996905
at least i'm not fucking every single city in this once great and prosperous nation

[Anonymous No.54996961]

>>54996948
>Blaming the symptom and not the cause.

Kike force one is to blame.

[Anonymous No.54997002]

Predict today's market open and close both
>both edition

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54997003]

>>54996961
>blaming the kikes while ignoring the illegals and niggers
what kind of power would the kikes hold if you got rid of all the spix and niggers?

[Anonymous No.54997006]

>>54994936
COYA

[Anonymous No.54997018]

Good morrow, fellow traders.

[Anonymous No.54997019]

>>54997003
Well they still have their own victimhood as their strength

[Anonymous No.54997029]

>>54997002
We open at 412, end at 410.

[Anonymous No.54997038]

at what point do I take profit on my SOXL?

[Anonymous No.54997045]

>>54997038
after the AI singularity is fully priced in

[Anonymous No.54997063]

>>54997038
Wait for the lumposters to come out in full force. 100% accurate top signal, every time.

[Anonymous No.54997068]

>4125
Wake me up when this shit ends

[Anonymous No.54997081]

Stock prices have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau. I do not feel there will be soon if ever a 50 or 60 point break from present levels, such as (bears) have predicted. I expect to see the stock market a good deal higher within a few months.

[Anonymous No.54997097]

>>54997063
I'm convinced lumposting is actually insider trading purposefully signaling when to sell

[Anonymous No.54997098]

>>54997003
I guess we won't know until we try ;)

[Anonymous No.54997102]

>>54997081
Based Irving poster. I wonder what it's like to be such a historic retard.

[Anonymous No.54997104]

Stock prices have reached what looks like a permanently low trough. I do not feel there will be soon if ever a 50 or 60 point rally from present levels, such as (bulls) have predicted. I expect to see the stock market a good deal lower within a few months.

[Anonymous No.54997114]

OIL LET'S GO

[Anonymous No.54997116]

>>54997104
It's funny because it's like an /smg/ doompost with a better vocabulary than seen here.

[Anonymous No.54997126]

>>54997114
Ah, you're forgetting that in about 15 minutes that CUNT Granholm will market dump 1m bbl.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54997138]

Stock prices have reached what looks like a permanently stuck trough. I do not feel there will be soon if ever a 50 or 60 point rally or decline from present levels, such as (smg) has predicted. I expect to see the stock market at this exact level n a few months.

[Anonymous No.54997146]

anyone monitoring WETG?

[Anonymous No.54997151]

>Samsung to buy EMAN at $2.08 a share
I'll count it as a win

[Anonymous No.54997171]

>>54997068
jpow is going to stand in front of a mic on friday, so you can expect some retarded shit to happen then

[Anonymous No.54997183]

>undercooked my poached eggs so the yolk spilled into the pot as I was taking it out
>put too much vinegar into my hollandaise, and overcooked it so it tastes like shit scrambled eggs

[Anonymous No.54997200]

>>54997183
Personally I do not like hollandaise sauce.
For me? For me, it's gotta be scrambled with diced mushrooms and hot sauce.

[Anonymous No.54997206]

>>54997183
>not just eating the eggs raw

[Anonymous No.54997214]

>day 74 of holding SQQQ
I still believe in my bear case of sticky inflation and the disastrous consequences. They can't shake this confidence bros

[Anonymous No.54997218]

>>54997183
Rookie moves brah

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54997220]

I ate a piece of salmon on the bagel with the cream cheese.

[Anonymous No.54997227]

>>54997220
No capers or onion? What the fuck is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.54997234]

Bobos gonna get LUM:ed hard today... actually, that's a deal I would take. Lose a few bucks and get LUM:ed? Sounds good to me

[Anonymous No.54997236]

>>54997200
nothing beats a well-cooked over easy fried egg that you mop up with potatoes, bread, bacon etc.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54997238]

>>54997227
I put some of the dill from my gookfu's garden on it.

[Anonymous No.54997252]

I'm prairie dogging a turd right now. Feelsgoodman
Bearish

[Anonymous No.54997255]

You bought calls right anon?

[Anonymous No.54997259]

Just here for the opening gif

[Anonymous No.54997267]

WHAT IN TARNATION WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.54997271]

>>54997126
From where? The strategic reserve is empty.

[Anonymous No.54997275]

[Anonymous No.54997286]

>>54995541
>no bear stearns
>no lehman bros
is it just because they were investment banks they don't get listed?

[Anonymous No.54997287]

Investors are not worried about the debt ceiling neither should you anon.

Now buy the QQQs and SPY!

You bought calls right anon?

[Anonymous No.54997298]

>>54997252
I will short your toilet investments

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54997304]

Can we start the Biden impeachment arc before finishing the debt ceiling arc?

[Anonymous No.54997311]

>>54997236
Personally I hate runny eggs. Over-hard or scrambled only. Egg yolks are too sticky DESU

[Anonymous No.54997314]

>>54997286
>tfw i didn't scroll down just a little more and see the shit at the bottom

[Anonymous No.54997321]

>Put in a low limit order
>Stock runs away
Heh works every time

[Anonymous No.54997332]

>>54997287
any reason why they wouldn't just do it again in current year?

[Anonymous No.54997337]

Those were some nice juggs that rang the bell at the nasdaq with elmo

[Anonymous No.54997340]

>how it feels to have a zero tech portfolio

[Anonymous No.54997343]

>>54997287
if you think the debt ceiling is anything more than theatre and there is an actual chance of default I don't know what to tell you
With that said there are a million other reasons to be net short right now.

[Anonymous No.54997348]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.54997362]

DXY rising at the same time as shitnpiss

[Anonymous No.54997363]

>>54997348
sorry, it was me, I farted

[Anonymous No.54997374]

>no bang poster
that's really a new low here in smg
also that vix drop holy shit

[Anonymous No.54997385]

Fuck I regret not buying calls yesterday after that dip

[Anonymous No.54997388]

>pump up markets overnight / PM when there is much lower liquidity - costs you less
>sell into strength without moving prices too much
>rinse & repeat

[Anonymous No.54997390]

Is space actually a good investment?
>A PwC-UK Space Agency report reveals the UK is the most attractive destination for private investment in space after the US.
https://www.gov.uk/government/news/uk-leads-europe-in-race-for-space-investment-new-report-finds

[Anonymous No.54997392]

>>54997374
We're here to gamble, not have fun.

[Anonymous No.54997405]

>>54997151
You can GUARANTEE a gain of $0.06/share guys. It's not like you're getting any gains anywhere else, let Samsung pay you money

[Anonymous No.54997409]

>tgt earnings beat
Phew Bobo I thought inflation was really coming down this time

[Anonymous No.54997413]

>>54997392
THE SPRUCE MOOSE!

[Anonymous No.54997420]

>>54997002
>Steal the bell
>Stockbrokers can never leave the trading floor

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ant_mill

[Anonymous No.54997429]

>>54997405
Just kidding it's only $0.04/share now

[Anonymous No.54997477]

>>54997429
you are truly the next warren buffet

[Anonymous No.54997512]

>>54997337
what, the black one?
https://www.nasdaq.com/events/elmo-rings-the-opening-bell

[Anonymous No.54997529]

>>54997477
Thanks king your support means the world

[Anonymous No.54997530]

>>54996693
Told you.

[Anonymous No.54997559]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.54997607]

did you solded

[Anonymous No.54997608]

>another huge red dildo caused by literally fucking nothing

[Anonymous No.54997616]

>holding MOTS bags

[Anonymous No.54997631]

>>54997607
Yes yesterday
Though I'm pissed I didn't buy puts... I had my finger on the button about 10 min ago, but I'm a retarded

[Anonymous No.54997633]

What is this shitcoin DAX doing again.. WHY can't I fuckin hold my shorts..

[Anonymous No.54997712]

>>54994969
you seem cool...dont go to the stock market today

[Anonymous No.54997719]

What a fuckin boring market.

[Anonymous No.54997775]

Slurp team reporting for duty

[Anonymous No.54997788]

Fuck me is this the slowest rug in history? Just fucking die already

[Anonymous No.54997818]

WHEN WILL THE CRAB DIE HOLY SHIT MR SNIBS WHAT THE FUCK

I EVEN WAITED A MONTH INTO THE CRAB TO BUY MY CALLS AND PUTS AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME??? WHAT THE FUCK MR SNIBS

[Anonymous No.54997845]

For all ny chads overly invested in tech; ride or die, boys. See you all in valhalla.

[Anonymous No.54997864]

Uh bros wtf going on with the Russ?

[Anonymous No.54997868]

>>54997864
THE BREADTH. THE BREADTH IS SURGING.

[Anonymous No.54997871]

>>54997608
Holy fuck weve seen 1000 dildos between 415 and 406 in the last 3 months.

[Anonymous No.54997882]

>>54997871
Don't make me tap the sign.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54997885]

>>54997871
With the increasing popularity of men cutting off their dicks, dildo sales are spiking retard.

[Anonymous No.54997889]

So why the FUCK is oil STILL low even after opec cut supply?

[Anonymous No.54997895]

>>54997882
If we fall to 382 I make money. If we go to 420 I make money. If we keep crabbing forever I get fucked

[Anonymous No.54997900]

>>54997512
Yes anon, the vanilla chocolate milkers

[Anonymous No.54997914]

>>54997900
Proof?

[Anonymous No.54997915]

SLURP BROS ACTIVATE YOUR TONGUES! WE GOING TO BULL CITY!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.54997924]

>>54997895
SPY first achieved today's levels on April 9th, 21.

[Anonymous No.54997935]

crab crab crab craaaaaaaaaaaab

[Anonymous No.54997941]

SMFL bros what's our entry price?

[Anonymous No.54997947]

It needs to pump so I can buy puts cheaper

[Anonymous No.54997950]

NVDA is breaking out with strength. Bears still in disbelief. You ain't seen nothin' yet.

[Anonymous No.54997959]

>>54997950
I think we go lower

[Anonymous No.54997975]

>>54997950
I sold nvda at 230.

[Anonymous No.54997993]

.

[Anonymous No.54997996]

>>54997959
>>54995364
>>54995569
>>54995705
>>54995847
>>54995886
>retarded polfag is bearish and losing a lot of and seething at my price targets
Yeah I think I'm going to keep buying the dips

[Anonymous No.54998014]

>>54997996
Go ahead anon. But the great hypercrab of 2023 to 2029 has just begun. Hope you picked dividend stocks because SPY is going nowhere aside from between 405 and 415.

[Anonymous No.54998015]

>>54997996
he bought

[Anonymous No.54998019]

>>54996758
buy a cheap out the money call, if anything. if it goes under you lose everything anyways. puts are way to expensive on it

[Anonymous No.54998024]

>>54997996
Based

[Anonymous No.54998034]

>>54997993
Fucks sake

[Anonymous No.54998046]

>>54998014
that chick is fat.
so she bakes a cake.
that's the only thing she knows how to cook.
so she cooks more cake and eats more cake and cooks more cake and eats more cake

[Anonymous No.54998084]

>>54998014
lol i can see her genitals

[Anonymous No.54998090]

all in KHC

[Anonymous No.54998092]

>>54998014
MODS

[Anonymous No.54998102]

>>54997993
>>54998034
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKn76fhRI38

[Anonymous No.54998104]

>>54998092
Lolly faggot detected

[Anonymous No.54998117]

>>54998090
that looks like a fuckin joke.
if that monstrosity is real, you are absolutely right to bet on them.
don't fight the clown world.

[Anonymous No.54998126]

SOXL BROOOOOOOOS

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54998129]

>>54997996
I hope McCarthy comes back to the house chamber asking for concessions and the house freedom caucus calls for a new speaker vote.

[Anonymous No.54998134]

>>54998102
Wait biden is speaking? Like actually him? The same guy who can't finish a single coherent sentence to address the nation?

[Anonymous No.54998141]

someone check the oven

[Anonymous No.54998147]

>>54997950
>>54997996
okay anon since I hurt your feelings about your TA I give you serious tea leave reading answer: massive resistance at around $310 on the 200 MA weekly and no juice left for a double top at the Nov 2021 high which is supposedly your target. overbought on literally every time frame and about to lose momentum. at best we crab until earnings then we crash.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54998152]

>>54998141
oh no, they got out

[Anonymous No.54998171]

>>54995736
>secret club
maybe they're lesbians
lez be hon est

super secret lesbian bank force

[Anonymous No.54998172]

>>54998152
you ok baggie. you ok

[Anonymous No.54998182]

>>54994945
BASED. As soon as the money handler purge is initiated I’m completely on board and out in the streets with you.

[Anonymous No.54998188]

>>54998090
Hmm. Needs just a bit of that AI spice

[Anonymous No.54998219]

>>54998171
I'm a Polish Jew but I don't have money or power, pretty lame ngl

[Anonymous No.54998229]

NEW THREAD????

[Anonymous No.54998236]

Baking...

[Anonymous No.54998242]

are homosex jannies preventing new thread creation?

[Anonymous No.54998245]

>>54998152
Throw a penny in the oven. It works every time

[Anonymous No.54998263]

I guess this is the last /smg/. It was nice shitposting with you.

[Anonymous No.54998270]

>>54998245

[Anonymous No.54998274]

>>54997993
I'mma- I'm been gonna go and be crashin this damned economy with our brave and diverse jewish only survivors Jack!

[Anonymous No.54998281]

of course these threads make it through...

[Anonymous No.54998283]

>>54998280
>>54998280

[Anonymous No.54998290]

>>54998270
Very nice trap

[Anonymous No.54999034]

>>54997271
No, it isn't. It's about half empty with another 360 million barrels left (of which another congressionally mandated 26 million are being sold right now). Slap anyone that fed you lying charts with Jewish axes not starting at 0 barrels.