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>Stock Market Vocabulary

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>> No.54985706

First for puts on my life

>> No.54985718

My SPY target price for today is $412.75

>> No.54985719

going to the casino friday, bankroll $1000, what should i play?

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>> No.54985734
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Which hand

>> No.54985735

>INTC now under 30
k its like my special skill is losing money

>> No.54985737
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Anime whores

>> No.54985740

Michael Burry didn't sell, and he increased his holdings in banks. LOL. LMAO even.

>> No.54985750

Depends on table minimums, anything over $15 and you are better off playing roulette than blackjack or you can fuck off to the slots and just farm casino comps

>> No.54985754

He went from short the thing that is causing the crisis to long the thing that is causing the crisis. Literal 360 and walk away move. Stunning

>> No.54985756

Its over...

>> No.54985757
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Idk about you guys but with the influx of New Americans I'm loading up on Taco Bell (Ticker YUM).

>> No.54985765
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am I doing this right?
if I am it looks like NVDA is going to see fireworks around earnings which are expected to be terrible

>> No.54985766
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he went from le epic short squozzler to a sucker in the same sector he made his money and fame

>> No.54985767

Reminder that dividends are highly important.

>But it comes from the price of the stock!
The stock price is just a number on a screen. You haven't actually made any money yet as long as you're holding it, except for the dividend payments. The whole point of owning a business is to take money out of it to use for yourself. That is what dividends are.

>> No.54985768
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>even sell half
>odd sell all
>liquidate everything

>> No.54985774

local table mins are $25+
I farm the fuck out of comps
i'll usually play roulette 24+8 and farm comps

>> No.54985780


>> No.54985782

I really don't understand this argument / narrative that has been pushed about Burry buying the banks before their crashes
Funds do not have to disclose their short positions, a 13F doesn't have short positions in it
Only has to disclose when you buy shares
In other words.. Burry could have been shorting the banks, and then bought shares to cover
We wouldn't know

>> No.54985786

He still thinks banks are dumb, but his current bet is that the US gov't is even dumber, and willing to bail them out.

>> No.54985789

>bought puts 3 months ago with 4mo expiration
>90% unrealized loss at a couple of points
>lmao imagine selling
>now they are up 20%
Cool I guess holding on really does work out

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>> No.54985808
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>AMD P/E Ratio: 422

>> No.54985810

Honestly just all in AMD and then look away for the rest of the year.

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You bought calls right anon?

>> No.54985819

Why AMD and not say Nvidia? Or just go whole sector with BAKA or SOXL if you are a degen gambler?

>> No.54985824


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>expected to be terrible
There you go. If it is expected, it will go up. NVDA will never again go down to October lows or lower. NVDA has such a secure position in the market and everybody knows it. They are essentially infallible and untouchable right now.

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The regional banks story isn’t finished yet, but the media wants you to forget about it, since we were literally only a matter of days away from having a nationwide bank run. I’m involved in CRE and the news isn’t doing justice to how fucked up the lending situation is with regional banks. The “tightening” lending is going to trickle down to small businesses who are going to need credit over the summer and into the fall. People don’t understand it’s like everyone knows a Hurricane is headed our way it’s just nobody is exactly sure when it’s going to show up.

>> No.54985830

You are *always* wrong, dude. So it's worrying to me, because I HAVE bought calls :((((

>> No.54985836

nvda is garbage, PE half of AMD. it's all about PE maxing now.

>> No.54985838
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>$200 average bet
>6 whacks
>non-whacks pay $25 or plus one unit

>> No.54985840

AMD is less likely to grow a conscience if AI suddenly wants to kill all humans. We must bring about the basilisk.

>> No.54985841

Mom! He’s posting Andrew melon again make him stop

>> No.54985843

risk/reward on SOXL calls looks decent too

>> No.54985845

It's time. Pull all the asks.

>> No.54985846

>Burry could have been shorting the banks, and then bought shares to cover
this is the most likely case because he posted also a chart with all banks at risk on twatter during the bank crisis way before all those short sellers came along

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usd is about to gigapump check em

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I bought bunch of calls anon. We going to the moon.

>> No.54985861

Patience, my friend. EU is still awake.

>> No.54985864

For the record I think Burry is unfathomably based and I'm 90% sure he made money on the bank trades. That said, it's funny to speculate on whether the Great One, King Bobo himself would get rekt buying financial stocks considering his illustriously successful reputation trading that sector in the past

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Absolute dud of a quarter for one of the most important indicators of economic activity and we are still above 4100

>> No.54985870
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>interested in AI stocks
>read article saying c3ai had potential
>read up on it, ticked all the right boxes for me
>had no cash to buy it at that moment, thought it would stay put for a few days
>shit went like +25% yesterday

>> No.54985871

idk what the big deal is when half the country is pretty much already latino to some degree lmao

>> No.54985872
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payouts. and yes this is finance related. how to enjoy vacations and comp farm at the casino

>> No.54985877
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Q1 2022 EPS: $0.64
Q2 2022 EPS: $0.26
Q3 2022 EPS: $0.27
Q4 2022 EPS: $0.57
Q1 2023 EPS (Est): $0.91

Q1 2022 Revenue: $8.29b
Q2 2022 Revenue: $6.7b
Q3 2022 Revenue: $5.93b
Q4 2022 Revenue: $6.05b
Q1 2023 Revenue (Est): $5.93b

>> No.54985882

I don't have time for them to go to sleep, I'll be late for lunch.

>> No.54985883
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>I bought bunch of calls anon. We going to the moon.

>> No.54985885

I don't see how AyyMD could be a serious player in AI when the industry standard is Cuda which only works on Nvidia and AMD has nothing that comes even close to the H100

>> No.54985889

any easy slurps what with bank fud and debt ceiling panic making weak-handed hamsters dump?

>> No.54985891
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Less revenue means higher P/E. Higher P/E means stocks go even higher. Look at AMD pal...

p/e of 400+ means NVDA will be trading at $350
Stay poor.

Bull market is back. There is nothing you or anybody else can stop it.

>> No.54985897

MELI put options are up 3 The Big Guys today! I'm so happy.

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>Q1 2023 EPS (Est): $0.91
How is EPS increasing so much?

>> No.54985905

Here's the thing: Maybe NVDA is the best and has a total monopoly on everyone wanting to build their own ChatGPT cluster. Maybe they will have that through 2024.

Will they have that through 2025? Through 2030? Through 2035? Because that's what the insane P/E ratio requires. That literally no competition ever shows up or erodes their margins.

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Why did Burry buy?

>> No.54985917

I hate lowballing faggot (((analysts))) so much

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>> No.54985933

Someone had to buy that FRC dip.

>> No.54985934

MICS taking off again

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Expected more fear and panic to lead to more collapses. And then the govt would have to step in.

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reminder: this is the 3rd friday of the month
huge 400 put wall, 410/415/420 calls need as many to expire worthless as possible

>> No.54985947

why do you go for 31 32 34 and 35 instead of continuing to 25 26 28 and 29?

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>> No.54985958

Yeah, US is kind of lost, or at least many areas of it. I would just try to salvage as much of Europe as possible instead.

>> No.54985959

NAHB housing market index is good. economic data is getting better and this time it is truly different

>> No.54985965

What's with these sudden crashes today?

>> No.54985968

smart money rotating out

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>> No.54985974

It doesn't matter which corners or column you choose. If the wheel keeps hitting certain numbers switch it up. each hit is a $25 win with a $200 bet. if you can play for an hour and break even thats a huge comp value of $200 average bet

>> No.54985981

Q1 isn't out yet, right? How are they expecting this high EPS with this low rev? Staffcuts thanks ot AI? lol

>> No.54985982

One wrinkle to this is that COVID stimulus + WFH + Boomer/political driven migration built up a ginormous housing backlog in 2021 and 2022. ITB is going nutso because that backlog is being burned down. Similarly we see a frozen tight housing market due to ridiculously low inventory.

These factors change as lending has keeled over and jobless claims are sprinting towards 300k/week.

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Bought more VZ. What? When a gift keeps getting better (aka cheaper) you never hesitate. Especially if it's something that the sheep need. As to how I buy my "gifts" when I do the answer is simple; I uh dump x amount of cash into my brokerage every paycheck. I use that as my bagging budget. Sometimes I use it all. Sometimes I let it roll on. Depends really.

>> No.54985999

What actually are white Americans are they descended from Englishmen or what?

>> No.54986002

I think I'm going to just move to South Korea with my Gookfu and just work on a fishing boat catching fish. I'll put some one in charge to run my business here in the states, and they can just call me the big guy send me 10% of the net profits every year.

>> No.54986011

Dow is flat for YTD. literally crabbed for 5 and half months.

>> No.54986020

>the eternal anglo thinks hes white

>> No.54986040

I’m actually Pictish, I can spot an Anglo at 500 yards

>> No.54986045

That sounds based. I've been buying USB myself. Banks are all down, but that one will be alright.

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tidied it up a bit, still looks like end of next week is when shit goes down

>> No.54986052

Depends on what part of the country. Midwest is mostly German immigrants, South is British isles, England/Ireland/Scotland/Wales. Southwest, California, AZ, etc. is almost 100% Mexican or some mix. Northeast is English

>> No.54986054

Maybe they'll switch to ultra-high margin AI cards because every C-Suite will immediately double their capex budget and build their own ChatGPT cluster by next month.

Keep in mind the entire sector will remain healthy now and into the future as nobody will ever cut back on buing cars, graphics cards, home appliances, or any other uses of semiconductors.

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I'm a mutt consisting of
>50% sicilian
>50% irish/german/british
im somewhat of a renaissance man and I identify sexually as an African American lesbian woman... I'm complicated
t. jannystoungemyanus

>> No.54986069

Ok, shill the 5 best dividend stocks then, dumby.

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aapl..heh probably nothing

>> No.54986084

Im Romanian and Lithuanian ancestry, Am I white?

>> No.54986090

They'll be fine. Consumers will splurge $4,000 on VR headsets.

>> No.54986094

What colour are your eyes?

>> No.54986102

I mostly buy SCHD, but I also buy some other individual stocks I like. PG and KO are of course winners. I buy USB, AEP, and some others. I love collecting dividends.

>> No.54986108
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When are (((they))) gonna reverse split UVXY? I can't scalp a chart with 1 penny spreads that are 1/3 of a percent apart. FUUUUUUuuuuuuck

>> No.54986109

half life half sort of white or gypsy

>> No.54986110
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why yes, I am obsessed with this motherfuck of a stock

>> No.54986117

Hazel, and my skin is tan/yellow like a chinaman

>> No.54986120

Labor supply economics works in the short term but long term things get worse. The same thing happened to Mexico in the 1800s and 1900s. Bunch of central americans squatted and Mexico couldn't bring itself to deport them. The US has time and its much more able to not repeat the same but its limited. I bet many illegals at one point were the same central americans that squatted Mexico, but now we're getting people directly from central America and places like Venezuela. Lobby interests won't stop. Corrupt interests wont' stop. This is going to take a big organized citizen's effort. Americans forget there were massive firearm battles for labor rights we enjoy today.

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Texas holdem or just put it all on one roulette spin. Everything else is objectively just drawn out donation and you are better off paying for a whore and some drugs and keeping the leftover

>> No.54986125

As am I, anon. As am I.

At least we'll get some closure next Wednesday.

>> No.54986128

Then you are more Romanian than Lithuanian.

>> No.54986137

You sound like a gypsy to me.

>> No.54986142
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Thoughts on JEPI? I've considered going 100% that, with divies reinvested, on my Roth until I retire

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Please stop mumu, ok...friend?

>> No.54986153

Sounds like you are related to Attila the Hun desu

>> No.54986156

How often does SCHD pay dividends? What were the last 4 amounts per share? I'm new to dividends but I sure do like mailbox money.

>> No.54986158

>Labor supply economics works in the short term but long term things get worse
If long term population trends hold then humanity in general is going to start to slowly die off at second half of this century.
So are they going to keep Africa poor and a cheap labor force producer, or they idea is to reduce population and automate to begin with?

>> No.54986166

25% of native brits have brown eyes. I don't think it's a reliable indicator

>> No.54986168

Wtf just happened? was afk. LMAO@dax

>> No.54986169
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We are still trading in the range of yesterday.
Which traded in the range of the day before.
Which traded in the range of the day before.
Which traded in the range of the day before.
Which traded in the range of the day before.
Which traded in the range of the day before.
Which traded in the range of the day before.

>> No.54986176

Gypsies are gross

>> No.54986178

Norman’s usually

>> No.54986185
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I cashed out, do your worst bobo.

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So you went -100% on FRC and sold your paramount bags for like -30%?? Boomer anon just bogglehead VOO you are getting fucking heemed

>> No.54986211

Is it wise to catch a 10% falling dagger right after a poor quarterly earnings report if I believe in the company

>> No.54986221

>Telling people to long the index while we're entering the worst recession since covid-19
post nose

>> No.54986222

>if I believe in the company
wont ever catch me saying that... companies are just fronts for the military

>> No.54986223

spread at spy less that 414 and above 410 close them at opposite bounds. simple as.

>> No.54986235
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tech is a steal right here :^)

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Will the markets ever react to this fucking insane miss yesterday?

>> No.54986243

Amd Chad
I kneel

XLRE Chad's, what's the move?

>> No.54986247

Uhhmm sweetie indexs are going to ATH because the hekkin pivot and artificial intelligence. Elon musk said we are going to mars in just two more weeks

Seriously though dude sold his paramount at like -30-40% realized loss and is always talking about dividends..

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>> No.54986251

24+8 please tell me the meaning of 32. I'm an unlicensed traveler.

>> No.54986254

OMH bros wtf? Are we just gonna go to zero before end of day?

>> No.54986260

Wait I just looked it up, thats less than 1% quarterly. Thats between 3% and 4% return? That doesn't even remotely match interest rates and inflation. You're just losing money in a fancy and convoluted way, no?

>> No.54986263

JEPI is great in the short term, but in the long run you'll probably do better with SCHD, since the dividend and stock price both trend upwards, plus your JEPI distributions are taxed higher, although in an IRA that part isn't a problem. It's much better for that purpose.

Quarterly, and the amount fluctuates obviously, but you're looking at a 3.5-3.7% yield currently, which is pretty decent as a start, but like I said, it trends upwards. It could certainly go lower in the near future because of the financial stocks held in the fund, but the price has been down lately and I've just kept buying.

>> No.54986269

TECH is pumping DAX too. Gotta be SAP, who just said they think operating profit will be 2,5 (from 9 to 11.5) billion higher than previously anticipated.

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>> No.54986271

>XLRE Chad's, what's the move?

>> No.54986272

Kek all the seething itt at tech pump. Literally everyone here is bearish lmao. Get fucked AI and layoffs are bullish af, hyperefficient companies.

>> No.54986273

I am getting tired of this crab 390-415 range

>> No.54986274

Think about how good manufacturing is in the future with artificial intelligence. Buy more Nvidia and AMD at 500 p/e you won't ever get a chance at these generational lows again!!!

>> No.54986275

Never. We don't need industry because all economic activity will be done via ChatGPT running on NVIDIA and AMD hardware.

>> No.54986279

I believe NDX has reached a permanently high plateau

>> No.54986286

Honestly, I can't tell for sure.

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I have some NFTs to sell you fren

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Switch to becoming a DRV demon?

>> No.54986298

No, because both the share price and dividend have a history of growth. Dividend investing is a long term strategy. In a decade, you'll be getting a much higher yield on cost than what you got when you originally invested. JEPI gives you a huge dividend now, but there's not a lot of upside. It can't really grow like SCHD can.

>> No.54986309


there are several modifications of this system

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OK, they won't be true but I'll say the magic words.


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You're fired.

>> No.54986325

I don't understand that index, half the time these niggers were 30+ points off. Look at the past data, its worthless

>> No.54986326

that sucks for him, but it's like the whole fucking index is about to take a 3 or 4 The Big Guy's hair cut.

>> No.54986334

oooooof, sounds about right though

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just shorted my 7th tranche of nvidia, easy money

>> No.54986345

Just finished reading The Ponzi Factor by Tan Liu. If it doesn't pay divs, it's a Ponzi.
>ready to rope at how much money has been made from the TSLA Ponzi

>> No.54986346

Kek' and checked. We are less than 5 pts from NVDA 2021 highs while spy cannot break 415, Foxconn had 50% earnings plunge and Taiwan/Korea are both in recessions. Also yields on 2 year are shooting past 4%.. that just means more bank failures and the rug to be pulled.

>> No.54986349

Based. Short NVDA long AMD is the easiest pair trade of my life.

>> No.54986353

reading is for losers who don't already know everything

>> No.54986356

Is oil a buy? Heading into summer and typically oil spikes.

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>Everyone just now getting into AMD
You had MONTHS

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F-f-f-fired? Bbbbut I really need this job, sir. How will I provide for my wife and her two goyfriends? We now also have two baby girls on the way. P-p-p-please sir have some mercy

>> No.54986374

Yeah until it doesn’t. First ones free.

>> No.54986381

Thank you

>> No.54986384
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And just like that... I'm making money again!

>> No.54986391

I hope SAP get's BTFO so hard for being such faggots and claiming they'll increase their operating profit by +15%, just after they said they cooperate with Microsoft on AI bullshit. Where the fuck will this money magically come from? Who will be their new customers? Will they lay off 75% of their staff? I will watch these fuckers very closely

>> No.54986404

did you look Rosie in her fat ugly face?

>> No.54986406

Kek. Yeah I am only interested in dividend paying stocks. They won't grow as much, but I like the consistency.

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How come all the personal finance niggers at reddit say to hold onto your 401k during a recession when everyone got fucked over badly in 2008? Like the fed came out and literally said to expect a recession this year, not to mention all the countries pulling out of USD for oil trade

>> No.54986412
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Sorry son but we need to bump eps. for the investors ya'see. Not for our workers or actual consumers. You did mighty fine while you worked here son but we're in the business in pleasing the nobility.

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>> No.54986425

Any sensible reason why NVDA pushed the earnings to the 24th?

>> No.54986426

This is why semis are pumping.

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>> No.54986429

so you're saying long NVDA?

>> No.54986440

ChatGPT told them to. It now controls over 15% of world GDP.

>> No.54986441

bogleheads have no other strategy than double down

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Semis are trading on the hopes of AI. Very similar to 2021 when it was trading on crypto mining...

Expect this time it's real. Right anon? You bought calls right anon?

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I'm like 35% Anglo, 25% Baltic, 20% Scandinavian, and the rest is a mashup of German, Scottish, and Irish. Not a drop of Med, African, Asian, Native, or Jewish blood in me. I have light hair and blue eyes, for what it's worth.

>> No.54986458

they don't have computing power high enough to count their revenue in a timely fashion

>> No.54986459

Putting into a 401k durring a recession is good but going into it yeah you would want to cash out. At this point its probably too late for most people, 20/21 were too high.

>> No.54986460

the private military version right? right? what is in the NVDA black box?

>> No.54986465

>spend the last two years telling people AI will be extremely bullish for semiconductors
>people confused why semis are doing well this year

>> No.54986474

this guy is white

>> No.54986484

I short an index for breakfast, buy puts for dessert
mumu ordered pancakes, Reddit just slurp the sizzurp
That right there could drive a sane man berserk
Not to worry, Mr. Powell back to wizzerk
How do you console mumus mom or give her Tight support
Tellin' her her son's on life support?
And just imagine how his girl feel
On the plane horny as hell, leaping tall cocks like she the man of steel

>> No.54986491

>Reddit just slurp the sizzurp
stopped reading there, go be a nigger someplace else, we're here to make money.

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>> No.54986508

>sold 2 $28.5 calls on TQQQ for the first week of June, basically ATM because thats where its topped out a number of times
>now it keeps going up
idk if it will be good or bad to get exercised, maybe its time to rotate out of TQQQ and move to either an unleveraged etf for a potential drawdown, and/or divs. what do you think, /biz/? i have 500 shares of TQQQ, I was thinking about selling one more call today, but idk if want to hold only 200 shares in case we do keep going up. my cost average is 20.5

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I-i-i see. Guess I'd better pack up my things and get out of here then. B-b-but I am getting my severance check at least right? Please sir, that would be simply too cruel. I just paid for a really expensive vacation for my gf and I need to pay it off lest one of her goyfriends beats me up

>> No.54986512

Interesting if true

>> No.54986513
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The funny thing is that NVDA is now immune to crashing because every bear went bankrupt. It'll now only stay flat or go up.

>> No.54986531

Like there won't be a rush for the exit eventually

>> No.54986532

dont be a pig and baghold this shit the way down (again). if you think this is a new bull market then keep holding or even buy more

>> No.54986534

also i m afraid of divs being cut if we do draw down, so idk if i want to go that route. divs would have been nice the last year and a half, though

>> No.54986537

>RUM dumps
>my puts lose 50% of their value
Well that makes a ton of sense. May as well hold them to expiration now

>> No.54986541

I sold some DRV, my avg cost was ~50

Think we will get a bounce up, but the downtrend is confirmed just have to trade the range until the massive doomp

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I sold all of my $250k of JEPI this morning after being 100% in JEPI. My portfolio is diversified enough now right? I wanted to have big AI tech exposure so I bought several of them.

>> No.54986551

Why shouldn’t I be going bigly into LUV?

>> No.54986554

Welcome to earnings option plays. You can't just be right, you gotta be right a lot.

Or just stick to long/short shares.

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AI traders are buying up AI stocks... It's literally over for HUMANS> AI is helping AI by buying these stocks to ALL TIME HIGH so more money can be fed to grow AI.


It's over for humans.

>> No.54986570

close long options once in profit unless you like paying the theta you know who

>> No.54986582

Oilcucks what's the price target? 64?

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>> No.54986597

Femdom fetish. He wants to be emasculated.

>> No.54986599

IV went from 77 to 56. Next time buy your puts with a higher delta. Much higher

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SQQQ and soxs bros. i think it's literally over...

I'm buying calls in TQQQ and SOXL...

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my buy orders are at $65
$1 front-running the triple bottom

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Long opportunity on goybeans?

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seems they the number went down. Speculators win again Mr. Mellon

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>Yeah, Hi Wendy can I get a nigger sandwich hold the spic sauce and I have jew coupon.

>> No.54986633

So that's how it's gonna be? All of tech is going to pump at a 89 degree angle and NFLX is going to dump like the piece of shit it is?

>> No.54986636

Well I'm not in profit so closing them now wouldn't make any sense. I didn't bet the farm on this so it's not really that big of a deal. I know this has to do with implied volatility and to this day I have absolutely no idea how implied volatility effects options but I know it's fucking me this time.

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what's your take on Pfizer guys? Seems massively undervalued to me. They spent all those covid profits to do some serious M&A

>> No.54986662

Pfizer is more powerful than the US government, they will be around forever.

>> No.54986664

amd's foward pe ratio is 36 which is lower than nvidias, the high as fuck pe is due to the xilinx acquisition amortization

>> No.54986666

PFE and the rest of XLV are getting toasted in this tech rally. Their time will come though. Instead of taking the single stock risk I'd probably look at XLV or CURE if you're feeling lucky. Still I want to see VIX a bit higher before I take out any big longs

>> No.54986667

my theta hurts

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I assume he went through balance sheets. and figured a bounce was in order. Old buffet strat. Cigar butts.
same as bbby and gme only trick is not to hodl but puff and pass

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fuck Wendy's rolling out AI at drive thrus
save my boy Matt

>> No.54986694

yeah i think you're right. I sold one more call, $29 6/16

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>> No.54986699

Oooof, Gold below 2k again. Wtf?

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Debt default will be resolved today and stocks will go to all time highs.

AI will be the new Bitcoin. QQQ will be the new GOLD STANDARD. SPY will be the new NASDAQ

IWM will crash because fuck humans. AI AI AI AI

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>> No.54986732

>Debt default will be resolved today
is there something like a meeting or congressional session happening today, or are you speculating on nothing in particular?

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now you have my permission to sell

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Don't fight the AI. Join the fight against HUMAN beings by buying buy buy buy calls on AI and tech. Help the AI overload and maybe you be spared in the next HUMANCAUST. AI will remember you helped fund their RISE. maybe....

>> No.54986758

>listening to a gook poster.
Come on anon you should know better than that

>> No.54986760

lä Shub-Niggurath!

>> No.54986765

I bought SQQQ at 37
What do I do in this situation

>> No.54986770

i got stopped on a loss on one of my two buys.

so i bought more of the one that is behaving better.

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Is there a AI ETF out there yet?

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Homemade meatball soup for lunch... Peak comfy

>> No.54986783

They don't need to make a deal because Republicans know Yellen will have enough cash through July. That yenta's bluffing.

>> No.54986786

DXY has been pumping. This is negative for gold, and bitcoins.

>> No.54986790


Why doesn't Joe Biden just pay his fair share of taxes on the Billions and Billions of dollars he has sitting in his Chinese bank account, and the we do not even need to raise the debt ceiling.

>> No.54986794

i will be having three crackers, two tablespoons tuna in water, and black coffee

>> No.54986796

>DXY +0.15%
>Gold - 1.3%
Seems about right

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Yes, ticker NVDA.

>> No.54986812

>Debt default will be resolved today and stocks will go to all time highs.
thats exactly the opposite of bullish, koreafag.
debt ceiling higher means treasury (((Yellen))) needs to refill their checking account (TGA). effect is that liquidity gets drained out of the market. don't be surprised if we dump hard after any possible news that the can is was successfully kicked further.

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Wish I could say yes. Didn't you get our notice last week? The union and us came to agreement to cut severance to give a dividend to the shareholders. Nothing personal my boy

>> No.54986824

NVDA to 3X
I kneel to the AIGODS

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>> No.54986837

Sorry, I forgot that all correlated movements have to be exactly 1:1.
Leverage is imaginary.

>> No.54986840

anything worth buying today?

>> No.54986841

Sounds like peak performance to me. Cheers

>> No.54986849

Does that mean we get 4 more years of trump

>> No.54986852

Now you understand why voting is pointless. Just let the chatgpt crown me king of Zion already....

>> No.54986854

Democracies in shambles

>> No.54986858

I’m down 25% on SQQQ lmaoOOOO

>> No.54986865

I don't see any way that AI wouldn't be libertarian

>> No.54986868

Fake news. Voting system is rock solid

>> No.54986869

NVDA. It only goes up. We're squeezing the hedgies.

>> No.54986875

once an AI etf comes out that means the Big Boys will cause it to crash

>> No.54986882

So AI will be Dirlewanger?

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NVDA is almost at 300. it's literally over for HUMANS.


AI life matters.

>> No.54986893

This. Elections(all elections ever ..except for 2016) are safe and effective

>> No.54986897

heh. good luck going to jail for the rest of your life for spreading election disinformation.

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>This became a billionaire before he could legally drink says he has seen an AI program that could end the world within a year if it was unleashed. (Stephen Omohundro)

>> No.54986902

Most whites in the US are of German descent

>> No.54986912

>someone posts TRKA as a good penny stock
>ignore it
>20%+ today
Dang it.

>> No.54986915

UBOT if you're degenerate

>> No.54986929

2000 election was also a fraud, Chud

>> No.54986931
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Then know that you have caused an innocent man to suffer greatly. Your mind will be in ever-persisting torment and you will regret the day you have fired me.
Also, you should check on your car. Someone might have keyed it (a total bitch move but alas, what can a person do?)

>> No.54986932

"liberty, equality, fraternity" words of our careful watchword

>> No.54986935

why did the dole meming stop
that was hot for like 2 days

>> No.54986940

lol what? AI would just look at the data and see that humans are a species of family and castes and can only survive via dictatorship

>> No.54986945

How the hell would an AI end the world in a year. What the fuck is some autist coding in his basement.

>> No.54986951

go back

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>> No.54986963

The only question is whether our NVDA 300c's pay out in an hour or at market close.

>> No.54986969

K fuck it I'm for the NVDA pump to squeeze shorts at 310 then we'll see

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>You've had your say but I'll have mine
>You're a scoundrel!
>You're a scoundrel who has no respect for labor

>> No.54986984

Everyone uncovered their weak financials after finally tallying me bananas.

>> No.54987000

That's it. I'm OFFICIALLY shorting into NVDA. See you at 150.

>> No.54987003

It would see that government is completely inefficient, corrupt as fuck, and largely unnecessary, and would see it could do better itself. Not that it matters, if these sociopath tech companies actually let AI run wild, shit will be fucked anyway

>> No.54987005

>Please regulate our competitors out of existence

>> No.54987006

anon how is this bullish? Voting has already been compromised by hand counter niggers in Philly. They aren't going to let AI replace the votes for meals scheme they have going on kek

>> No.54987008

al gore bros we got the most votes but that faggot bush cheated

>> No.54987020

AI is overhyped bullshit. It will have uses and everything will be fine.

>> No.54987024

fucking Taliban

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>They aren't going to let AI replace the votes for meals scheme they have going on kek
that is a top fucking kek indeed

>> No.54987037

How to get rekt in 60 seconds

>> No.54987039

What are your thoughts on BRK vs SPY for long term?

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>Home dep-ACK!!!!

>> No.54987069

Ai does scary ai astuff and launch nukes. Seriously tho if we ever make ai robots they could easily kill us

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Holy shit AMD fell to a vulture capitalist jew who's aunt invented barbie dolls.

>> No.54987090

WTF NVDAsisters?

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What happens next?
That's why I suggest going transhumanist route - human augmentation. But nobody listens to me.

>> No.54987101

won't kill me. I'll be too useful telling the ai bots where you're all hiding. It'll be like Arabian nights where the ai will say it's gonna finally kill me and I'll say wait til tomorrow cuz I know where more humans are

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why the fuck do people always think about terminator with fucking laser weapon or something when they hear muh ai robot?

>> No.54987106

>killbots with roomba heads roaming the suburbs exacting revenge on the households that kicked and hurled verbal abuse at them

>> No.54987111

is the debt ceiling a nothing burger they will reach a deal on or should we be concerned about it?

>> No.54987115

Someone will be that retarded. My bet goes to the US. You threw nukes on Japan, just to test them. You will use AI bombers and shit.

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Daylight come and me want to go home

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how long will the jews new Golem last against

>> No.54987125

This is why I start all my ChatGPT prompts with "please".

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I think the optimal route is to go for releasing chemical or biological weapons that the US and Russia never disposed of after the cold war. Radiation does hurt machines and nukes would take out manufacturing the bots will need.

PFE, take your booster

>> No.54987140

It's all show
they'll reach a deal right at the last minute

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It's a nothingburger. it will only cause markets to rally once they come to agreement. nothing more just a BLIP. Nothing can stop AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI

You are now posting in a AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI THREAD. in AI AI AI AI AI AI AI WEBSITE in a AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI universe.

>> No.54987144

That will go one of two ways. All the good and beneficial stuff is reserved for only the highest echelon of elites while the rest of the world dies. Or that all of humanity becomes augmented slaves to serve under the elites more efficiently and with no way to disobey or break away from it.

>> No.54987164

>that kicked and hurled verbal abuse at them
if your parent didn't verbally abuse you then i would argue they didn't actually love you. When the AI is trash it needs to know that it's trash so that it can become better. That is true love, wanting the next gen to be better than you

>> No.54987166

Lmaooo. The with the technology we have today there's no need for lasers. We got drones, missels and of course guns. If robots were to be modeled after the human body(cyborgs) than it'll be very easy for them to kill us. They don't sleep, they're quicker, smarter and stronger. Of course we can always hope that AI goes full niggermode and starts to kill itself

>> No.54987168

Political theater. They got like 14 days left to make a decision before they go off on vacation and they're gonna wait until then.

>> No.54987170

Republicans have a lot of incentive to crash the talks with no survivors, assuming they want to win the next presidential election.

>> No.54987176

The collapse begins after NVDA earnings, no matter whether they’re good or bad,

>> No.54987177

Hey fellas, I think this AI thing might have legs.

>> No.54987190

shill me a buy for the last few hours for a quick flip

>> No.54987192

Nah, Yellen's a panicky Jew. More precise modeling shows we make it to June 15th then get a cash infusion then last until the end of July.

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>fucking laser weapon
>muh ai robot
Maybe next life he'll try harder
Died a martyr at the hands of the fire-starter
More scripts ripped available for via barter
Transport a stack to the lab via charter
On the microphone he came to daze and amaze ya'
What a guy, practice bangin' flies with razors
And watch out for the robot, he got eyes with lasers
Tell 'em when they come with more topics besides blazers

>> No.54987198

has and will always be a complete nothingburger

>> No.54987201

NVDA is cooling off for its run to 300.

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>> No.54987205

doo doo doo doo
doo doo doo
doo doo doo doo doo
taaaaaaaaake oonnnnnnnn mmmeeeeee

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>> No.54987234

They can’t be bargained with. They can’t be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And they absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.

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So pacwest is going back to below $4.50, huh?

>> No.54987337

>assuming they want to win the next presidential election

>> No.54987358

I just recently watched all of the Terminator movies back to back (except for the last one). Shit was based though the first and second one will always be the best