/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.54985698]

Sell.

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://www.optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com

>Screeners
https://www.finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://www.etfdb.com/
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator

>Calendars
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://www.market24hclock.com/
https://www.squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://www.tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://www.finance.yahoo.com/research
https://www.finsight.com/bond-screener/corporate-bonds

>Links for Mumus
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

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>>54983702

[Anonymous No.54985706]

First for puts on my life

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54985718]

My SPY target price for today is $412.75

[Anonymous No.54985719]

going to the casino friday, bankroll $1000, what should i play?

[Anonymous No.54985732]

YOU PUSH IT

[Anonymous No.54985734]

>>54985719
Which hand

[Anonymous No.54985735]

>>54985698
>>54985698
>INTC now under 30
k its like my special skill is losing money

[Anonymous No.54985737]

Anime whores

[Anonymous No.54985740]

Michael Burry didn't sell, and he increased his holdings in banks. LOL. LMAO even.

[Anonymous No.54985750]

>>54985719
Depends on table minimums, anything over $15 and you are better off playing roulette than blackjack or you can fuck off to the slots and just farm casino comps

[Anonymous No.54985754]

>>54985740
He went from short the thing that is causing the crisis to long the thing that is causing the crisis. Literal 360 and walk away move. Stunning

[Anonymous No.54985756]

Its over...

[Anonymous No.54985757]

>>54985698
Idk about you guys but with the influx of New Americans I'm loading up on Taco Bell (Ticker YUM).

[Anonymous No.54985765]

am I doing this right?
if I am it looks like NVDA is going to see fireworks around earnings which are expected to be terrible

[Anonymous No.54985766]

>>54985740
he went from le epic short squozzler to a sucker in the same sector he made his money and fame

[Anonymous No.54985767]

Reminder that dividends are highly important.

>But it comes from the price of the stock!
The stock price is just a number on a screen. You haven't actually made any money yet as long as you're holding it, except for the dividend payments. The whole point of owning a business is to take money out of it to use for yourself. That is what dividends are.

[Anonymous No.54985768]

>even sell half
>odd sell all
>liquidate everything

[Anonymous No.54985774]

>>54985750
local table mins are $25+
I farm the fuck out of comps
i'll usually play roulette 24+8 and farm comps

[Anonymous No.54985780]

>>54985757
EWW

[Anonymous No.54985782]

>>54985766
>>54985754
>>54985740
I really don't understand this argument / narrative that has been pushed about Burry buying the banks before their crashes
Funds do not have to disclose their short positions, a 13F doesn't have short positions in it
Only has to disclose when you buy shares
In other words.. Burry could have been shorting the banks, and then bought shares to cover
We wouldn't know

[Anonymous No.54985786]

>>54985766
He still thinks banks are dumb, but his current bet is that the US gov't is even dumber, and willing to bail them out.

[Anonymous No.54985789]

>bought puts 3 months ago with 4mo expiration
>90% unrealized loss at a couple of points
>lmao imagine selling
>now they are up 20%
Cool I guess holding on really does work out

[Anonymous No.54985792]

>>54985698

[Anonymous No.54985801]

>>54985792

[Anonymous No.54985808]

>AMD P/E Ratio: 422
>+4.55%

[Anonymous No.54985810]

Honestly just all in AMD and then look away for the rest of the year.

[Anonymous No.54985813]

You bought calls right anon?

[Anonymous No.54985819]

>>54985808
>>54985810
Why AMD and not say Nvidia? Or just go whole sector with BAKA or SOXL if you are a degen gambler?

[Anonymous No.54985824]

>>54985737
yes

[Anonymous No.54985826]

>>54985765
>expected to be terrible
There you go. If it is expected, it will go up. NVDA will never again go down to October lows or lower. NVDA has such a secure position in the market and everybody knows it. They are essentially infallible and untouchable right now.

[Anonymous No.54985829]

>>54985786
The regional banks story isn’t finished yet, but the media wants you to forget about it, since we were literally only a matter of days away from having a nationwide bank run. I’m involved in CRE and the news isn’t doing justice to how fucked up the lending situation is with regional banks. The “tightening” lending is going to trickle down to small businesses who are going to need credit over the summer and into the fall. People don’t understand it’s like everyone knows a Hurricane is headed our way it’s just nobody is exactly sure when it’s going to show up.

[Anonymous No.54985830]

>>54985813
You are *always* wrong, dude. So it's worrying to me, because I HAVE bought calls :((((

[Anonymous No.54985836]

>>54985819
nvda is garbage, PE half of AMD. it's all about PE maxing now.

[Anonymous No.54985838]

>>54985750
>$200 average bet
>6 whacks
>non-whacks pay $25 or plus one unit

[Anonymous No.54985840]

>>54985819
AMD is less likely to grow a conscience if AI suddenly wants to kill all humans. We must bring about the basilisk.

[Anonymous No.54985841]

>>54985808
Mom! He’s posting Andrew melon again make him stop

[Anonymous No.54985843]

>>54985819
risk/reward on SOXL calls looks decent too

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54985845]

It's time. Pull all the asks.

[Anonymous No.54985846]

>>54985782
>Burry could have been shorting the banks, and then bought shares to cover
this is the most likely case because he posted also a chart with all banks at risk on twatter during the bank crisis way before all those short sellers came along

[Anonymous No.54985849]

usd is about to gigapump check em

[Anonymous No.54985856]

>>54985830
I bought bunch of calls anon. We going to the moon.

[Anonymous No.54985861]

>>54985845
Patience, my friend. EU is still awake.

[Anonymous No.54985864]

>>54985782
For the record I think Burry is unfathomably based and I'm 90% sure he made money on the bank trades. That said, it's funny to speculate on whether the Great One, King Bobo himself would get rekt buying financial stocks considering his illustriously successful reputation trading that sector in the past

[Anonymous No.54985865]

Absolute dud of a quarter for one of the most important indicators of economic activity and we are still above 4100

[Anonymous No.54985870]

>interested in AI stocks
>read article saying c3ai had potential
>read up on it, ticked all the right boxes for me
>had no cash to buy it at that moment, thought it would stay put for a few days
>shit went like +25% yesterday

[Anonymous No.54985871]

>>54985757
idk what the big deal is when half the country is pretty much already latino to some degree lmao

[Anonymous No.54985872]

>>54985838
payouts. and yes this is finance related. how to enjoy vacations and comp farm at the casino

[Anonymous No.54985877]

>>54985765
>>54985826
Q1 2022 EPS: $0.64
Q2 2022 EPS: $0.26
Q3 2022 EPS: $0.27
Q4 2022 EPS: $0.57
Q1 2023 EPS (Est): $0.91

Q1 2022 Revenue: $8.29b
Q2 2022 Revenue: $6.7b
Q3 2022 Revenue: $5.93b
Q4 2022 Revenue: $6.05b
Q1 2023 Revenue (Est): $5.93b

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54985882]

>>54985861
I don't have time for them to go to sleep, I'll be late for lunch.

[Anonymous No.54985883]

>>54985856
>I bought bunch of calls anon. We going to the moon.

[Anonymous No.54985885]

>>54985840
I don't see how AyyMD could be a serious player in AI when the industry standard is Cuda which only works on Nvidia and AMD has nothing that comes even close to the H100

[Anonymous No.54985889]

any easy slurps what with bank fud and debt ceiling panic making weak-handed hamsters dump?

[Anonymous No.54985891]

>>54985877
Less revenue means higher P/E. Higher P/E means stocks go even higher. Look at AMD pal...

p/e of 400+ means NVDA will be trading at $350
Stay poor.

Bull market is back. There is nothing you or anybody else can stop it.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54985897]

MELI put options are up 3 The Big Guys today! I'm so happy.

[Anonymous No.54985902]

>>54985877
>Q1 2023 EPS (Est): $0.91
How is EPS increasing so much?

[Anonymous No.54985905]

>>54985885
Here's the thing: Maybe NVDA is the best and has a total monopoly on everyone wanting to build their own ChatGPT cluster. Maybe they will have that through 2024.

Will they have that through 2025? Through 2030? Through 2035? Because that's what the insane P/E ratio requires. That literally no competition ever shows up or erodes their margins.

[Anonymous No.54985908]

>>54985698
Why did Burry buy?

[Anonymous No.54985917]

>>54985877
I hate lowballing faggot (((analysts))) so much

[Anonymous No.54985929]

>>54985865
>MY TECH STOCK POSTED EARNINGS THOUGH

[Anonymous No.54985933]

>>54985908
Someone had to buy that FRC dip.

[Anonymous No.54985934]

MICS taking off again

[Anonymous No.54985943]

>>54985908
Expected more fear and panic to lead to more collapses. And then the govt would have to step in.

[Anonymous No.54985944]

reminder: this is the 3rd friday of the month
huge 400 put wall, 410/415/420 calls need as many to expire worthless as possible

[Anonymous No.54985947]

>>54985838
>>54985872
why do you go for 31 32 34 and 35 instead of continuing to 25 26 28 and 29?

[Anonymous No.54985953]

>SOXL

[Anonymous No.54985958]

>>54985871
Yeah, US is kind of lost, or at least many areas of it. I would just try to salvage as much of Europe as possible instead.

[Anonymous No.54985959]

>>54985908
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>HE HAS TO BE A DOOMPOSTER LIKE ME
NAHB housing market index is good. economic data is getting better and this time it is truly different

[Anonymous No.54985965]

What's with these sudden crashes today?

[Anonymous No.54985968]

>>54985965
smart money rotating out

[Anonymous No.54985970]

>>54985965
>crash

[Anonymous No.54985974]

>>54985947
It doesn't matter which corners or column you choose. If the wheel keeps hitting certain numbers switch it up. each hit is a $25 win with a $200 bet. if you can play for an hour and break even thats a huge comp value of $200 average bet

[Anonymous No.54985981]

>>54985877
Q1 isn't out yet, right? How are they expecting this high EPS with this low rev? Staffcuts thanks ot AI? lol

[Anonymous No.54985982]

>>54985959
One wrinkle to this is that COVID stimulus + WFH + Boomer/political driven migration built up a ginormous housing backlog in 2021 and 2022. ITB is going nutso because that backlog is being burned down. Similarly we see a frozen tight housing market due to ridiculously low inventory.

These factors change as lending has keeled over and jobless claims are sprinting towards 300k/week.

[Anonymous No.54985991]

Bought more VZ. What? When a gift keeps getting better (aka cheaper) you never hesitate. Especially if it's something that the sheep need. As to how I buy my "gifts" when I do the answer is simple; I uh dump x amount of cash into my brokerage every paycheck. I use that as my bagging budget. Sometimes I use it all. Sometimes I let it roll on. Depends really.

[Anonymous No.54985999]

What actually are white Americans are they descended from Englishmen or what?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54986002]

>>54985958
I think I'm going to just move to South Korea with my Gookfu and just work on a fishing boat catching fish. I'll put some one in charge to run my business here in the states, and they can just call me the big guy send me 10% of the net profits every year.

[Anonymous No.54986011]

Dow is flat for YTD. literally crabbed for 5 and half months.

[Anonymous No.54986020]

>>54985999
>the eternal anglo thinks hes white

[Anonymous No.54986040]

>>54986020
I’m actually Pictish, I can spot an Anglo at 500 yards

[Anonymous No.54986045]

>>54985991
That sounds based. I've been buying USB myself. Banks are all down, but that one will be alright.

[Anonymous No.54986046]

tidied it up a bit, still looks like end of next week is when shit goes down

[Anonymous No.54986052]

>>54985999
Depends on what part of the country. Midwest is mostly German immigrants, South is British isles, England/Ireland/Scotland/Wales. Southwest, California, AZ, etc. is almost 100% Mexican or some mix. Northeast is English

[Anonymous No.54986054]

>>54985981
Maybe they'll switch to ultra-high margin AI cards because every C-Suite will immediately double their capex budget and build their own ChatGPT cluster by next month.

Keep in mind the entire sector will remain healthy now and into the future as nobody will ever cut back on buing cars, graphics cards, home appliances, or any other uses of semiconductors.

[Anonymous No.54986058]

>>54985999
I'm a mutt consisting of
>50% sicilian
>50% irish/german/british
im somewhat of a renaissance man and I identify sexually as an African American lesbian woman... I'm complicated
t. jannystoungemyanus

[Anonymous No.54986069]

>>54985767
Ok, shill the 5 best dividend stocks then, dumby.

[Anonymous No.54986079]

aapl..heh probably nothing

[Anonymous No.54986084]

>>54985999
Im Romanian and Lithuanian ancestry, Am I white?

[Anonymous No.54986090]

>>54986079
They'll be fine. Consumers will splurge $4,000 on VR headsets.

[Anonymous No.54986094]

>>54986084
What colour are your eyes?

[Anonymous No.54986102]

>>54986069
I mostly buy SCHD, but I also buy some other individual stocks I like. PG and KO are of course winners. I buy USB, AEP, and some others. I love collecting dividends.

[Anonymous No.54986108]

When are (((they))) gonna reverse split UVXY? I can't scalp a chart with 1 penny spreads that are 1/3 of a percent apart. FUUUUUUuuuuuuck

[Anonymous No.54986109]

>>54986084
half life half sort of white or gypsy

[Anonymous No.54986110]

why yes, I am obsessed with this motherfuck of a stock

[Anonymous No.54986117]

>>54986094
Hazel, and my skin is tan/yellow like a chinaman

[Anonymous No.54986120]

>>54985871
Labor supply economics works in the short term but long term things get worse. The same thing happened to Mexico in the 1800s and 1900s. Bunch of central americans squatted and Mexico couldn't bring itself to deport them. The US has time and its much more able to not repeat the same but its limited. I bet many illegals at one point were the same central americans that squatted Mexico, but now we're getting people directly from central America and places like Venezuela. Lobby interests won't stop. Corrupt interests wont' stop. This is going to take a big organized citizen's effort. Americans forget there were massive firearm battles for labor rights we enjoy today.

[Anonymous No.54986122]

>>54985719
Texas holdem or just put it all on one roulette spin. Everything else is objectively just drawn out donation and you are better off paying for a whore and some drugs and keeping the leftover

[Anonymous No.54986125]

>>54986110
As am I, anon. As am I.

At least we'll get some closure next Wednesday.

[Anonymous No.54986128]

>>54986117
Then you are more Romanian than Lithuanian.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54986137]

>>54986117
You sound like a gypsy to me.

[Anonymous No.54986142]

>>54986102
Thoughts on JEPI? I've considered going 100% that, with divies reinvested, on my Roth until I retire

[Anonymous No.54986145]

Please stop mumu, ok...friend?

[Anonymous No.54986153]

>>54986117
Sounds like you are related to Attila the Hun desu

[Anonymous No.54986156]

>>54986102
How often does SCHD pay dividends? What were the last 4 amounts per share? I'm new to dividends but I sure do like mailbox money.

[Anonymous No.54986158]

>>54986120
>Labor supply economics works in the short term but long term things get worse
If long term population trends hold then humanity in general is going to start to slowly die off at second half of this century.
So are they going to keep Africa poor and a cheap labor force producer, or they idea is to reduce population and automate to begin with?

[Anonymous No.54986166]

>>54986094
25% of native brits have brown eyes. I don't think it's a reliable indicator

[Anonymous No.54986168]

Wtf just happened? was afk. LMAO@dax

[Anonymous No.54986169]

>>54986145
We are still trading in the range of yesterday.
Which traded in the range of the day before.
Which traded in the range of the day before.
Which traded in the range of the day before.
Which traded in the range of the day before.
Which traded in the range of the day before.
Which traded in the range of the day before.

[Anonymous No.54986176]

>>54986137
Gypsies are gross

[Anonymous No.54986178]

>>54986166
Norman’s usually

[Anonymous No.54986185]

I cashed out, do your worst bobo.

[Anonymous No.54986186]

>>54985991
So you went -100% on FRC and sold your paramount bags for like -30%?? Boomer anon just bogglehead VOO you are getting fucking heemed

[Anonymous No.54986211]

Is it wise to catch a 10% falling dagger right after a poor quarterly earnings report if I believe in the company

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54986221]

>>54986186
>Telling people to long the index while we're entering the worst recession since covid-19
post nose

[Anonymous No.54986222]

>>54986211
>if I believe in the company
wont ever catch me saying that... companies are just fronts for the military

[Anonymous No.54986223]

>>54986169
spread at spy less that 414 and above 410 close them at opposite bounds. simple as.

[Anonymous No.54986235]

BUY BUY BUY BUY goy
tech is a steal right here :^)

[Anonymous No.54986238]

Will the markets ever react to this fucking insane miss yesterday?

[Anonymous No.54986243]

>>54985732
Amd Chad
I kneel

XLRE Chad's, what's the move?

[Anonymous No.54986247]

>>54986221
Uhhmm sweetie indexs are going to ATH because the hekkin pivot and artificial intelligence. Elon musk said we are going to mars in just two more weeks

Seriously though dude sold his paramount at like -30-40% realized loss and is always talking about dividends..

[Anonymous No.54986250]

>>54986235
AMD! WTF STOP THE PAIN!

[Anonymous No.54986251]

>>54985774
24+8 please tell me the meaning of 32. I'm an unlicensed traveler.

[Anonymous No.54986254]

OMH bros wtf? Are we just gonna go to zero before end of day?

[Anonymous No.54986260]

>>54986156
>>54986102
Wait I just looked it up, thats less than 1% quarterly. Thats between 3% and 4% return? That doesn't even remotely match interest rates and inflation. You're just losing money in a fancy and convoluted way, no?

[Anonymous No.54986263]

>>54986142
JEPI is great in the short term, but in the long run you'll probably do better with SCHD, since the dividend and stock price both trend upwards, plus your JEPI distributions are taxed higher, although in an IRA that part isn't a problem. It's much better for that purpose.

>>54986156
Quarterly, and the amount fluctuates obviously, but you're looking at a 3.5-3.7% yield currently, which is pretty decent as a start, but like I said, it trends upwards. It could certainly go lower in the near future because of the financial stocks held in the fund, but the price has been down lately and I've just kept buying.

[Anonymous No.54986269]

>>54986235
TECH is pumping DAX too. Gotta be SAP, who just said they think operating profit will be 2,5 (from 9 to 11.5) billion higher than previously anticipated.

[Anonymous No.54986270]

>>54986235
>tech

[Anonymous No.54986271]

>>54986243
>XLRE Chad's, what's the move?
Capitulate

[Anonymous No.54986272]

Kek all the seething itt at tech pump. Literally everyone here is bearish lmao. Get fucked AI and layoffs are bullish af, hyperefficient companies.

[Anonymous No.54986273]

I am getting tired of this crab 390-415 range

[Anonymous No.54986274]

>>54986238
Think about how good manufacturing is in the future with artificial intelligence. Buy more Nvidia and AMD at 500 p/e you won't ever get a chance at these generational lows again!!!

[Anonymous No.54986275]

>>54986238
Never. We don't need industry because all economic activity will be done via ChatGPT running on NVIDIA and AMD hardware.

[Anonymous No.54986279]

I believe NDX has reached a permanently high plateau

[Anonymous No.54986286]

>>54986158
Honestly, I can't tell for sure.

[Anonymous No.54986290]

>>54986272
I have some NFTs to sell you fren

[Anonymous No.54986293]

>>54986243
>>54986271
Switch to becoming a DRV demon?

[Anonymous No.54986298]

>>54986260
No, because both the share price and dividend have a history of growth. Dividend investing is a long term strategy. In a decade, you'll be getting a much higher yield on cost than what you got when you originally invested. JEPI gives you a huge dividend now, but there's not a lot of upside. It can't really grow like SCHD can.

[Anonymous No.54986309]

>>54986251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVdZ3UjgnYA

there are several modifications of this system

[Anonymous No.54986317]

>>54986272
OK, they won't be true but I'll say the magic words.

I AM OFFICIALLY FOMOing INTO NVDA

[Anonymous No.54986322]

>>54985902
You're fired.

[Anonymous No.54986325]

>>54986238
I don't understand that index, half the time these niggers were 30+ points off. Look at the past data, its worthless

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54986326]

>>54986247
that sucks for him, but it's like the whole fucking index is about to take a 3 or 4 The Big Guy's hair cut.

[Anonymous No.54986334]

>>54986238
oooooof, sounds about right though

[Anonymous No.54986341]

just shorted my 7th tranche of nvidia, easy money

[Dividend faggot No.54986345]

>>54985767
Just finished reading The Ponzi Factor by Tan Liu. If it doesn't pay divs, it's a Ponzi.
>ready to rope at how much money has been made from the TSLA Ponzi

[Anonymous No.54986346]

>>54985765
>>54985877
Kek' and checked. We are less than 5 pts from NVDA 2021 highs while spy cannot break 415, Foxconn had 50% earnings plunge and Taiwan/Korea are both in recessions. Also yields on 2 year are shooting past 4%.. that just means more bank failures and the rug to be pulled.

[Anonymous No.54986349]

>>54986341
Based. Short NVDA long AMD is the easiest pair trade of my life.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54986353]

>>54986345
reading is for losers who don't already know everything

[Anonymous No.54986356]

Is oil a buy? Heading into summer and typically oil spikes.

[Anonymous No.54986360]

>ACK!!!!!

[Anonymous No.54986370]

>Everyone just now getting into AMD
You had MONTHS

[Anonymous No.54986371]

>>54986322
F-f-f-fired? Bbbbut I really need this job, sir. How will I provide for my wife and her two goyfriends? We now also have two baby girls on the way. P-p-p-please sir have some mercy

[Anonymous No.54986374]

>>54985789
Yeah until it doesn’t. First ones free.

[Anonymous No.54986381]

>>54986309
Thank you

[Anonymous No.54986384]

And just like that... I'm making money again!

[Anonymous No.54986391]

I hope SAP get's BTFO so hard for being such faggots and claiming they'll increase their operating profit by +15%, just after they said they cooperate with Microsoft on AI bullshit. Where the fuck will this money magically come from? Who will be their new customers? Will they lay off 75% of their staff? I will watch these fuckers very closely

[Anonymous No.54986404]

>>54986322
did you look Rosie in her fat ugly face?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFpkvAePP7M

[Anonymous No.54986406]

>>54986345
Kek. Yeah I am only interested in dividend paying stocks. They won't grow as much, but I like the consistency.

[Anonymous No.54986411]

How come all the personal finance niggers at reddit say to hold onto your 401k during a recession when everyone got fucked over badly in 2008? Like the fed came out and literally said to expect a recession this year, not to mention all the countries pulling out of USD for oil trade

[Anonymous No.54986412]

>>54986371
Sorry son but we need to bump eps. for the investors ya'see. Not for our workers or actual consumers. You did mighty fine while you worked here son but we're in the business in pleasing the nobility.

[Anonymous No.54986413]

>>54986346

[Anonymous No.54986418]

[Anonymous No.54986425]

Any sensible reason why NVDA pushed the earnings to the 24th?

[Anonymous No.54986426]

>>54986418
This is why semis are pumping.

[Anonymous No.54986427]

>>54986418
BOOBA!

[Anonymous No.54986429]

>>54986418
so you're saying long NVDA?

[Anonymous No.54986440]

>>54986425
ChatGPT told them to. It now controls over 15% of world GDP.

[Anonymous No.54986441]

>>54986411
bogleheads have no other strategy than double down

[Anonymous No.54986453]

Semis are trading on the hopes of AI. Very similar to 2021 when it was trading on crypto mining...

Expect this time it's real. Right anon? You bought calls right anon?

[Anonymous No.54986456]

>>54985999
I'm like 35% Anglo, 25% Baltic, 20% Scandinavian, and the rest is a mashup of German, Scottish, and Irish. Not a drop of Med, African, Asian, Native, or Jewish blood in me. I have light hair and blue eyes, for what it's worth.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54986458]

>>54986425
they don't have computing power high enough to count their revenue in a timely fashion

[Anonymous No.54986459]

>>54986411
Putting into a 401k durring a recession is good but going into it yeah you would want to cash out. At this point its probably too late for most people, 20/21 were too high.

[Anonymous No.54986460]

>>54986440
>ChatGPT
the private military version right? right? what is in the NVDA black box?

[Anonymous No.54986465]

>spend the last two years telling people AI will be extremely bullish for semiconductors
>people confused why semis are doing well this year
lol

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54986474]

>>54986456
this guy is white

[Anonymous No.54986484]

I short an index for breakfast, buy puts for dessert
mumu ordered pancakes, Reddit just slurp the sizzurp
That right there could drive a sane man berserk
Not to worry, Mr. Powell back to wizzerk
How do you console mumus mom or give her Tight support
Tellin' her her son's on life support?
And just imagine how his girl feel
On the plane horny as hell, leaping tall cocks like she the man of steel

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54986491]

>>54986484
>Reddit just slurp the sizzurp
stopped reading there, go be a nigger someplace else, we're here to make money.

[Anonymous No.54986507]

/OATS

[Anonymous No.54986508]

>sold 2 $28.5 calls on TQQQ for the first week of June, basically ATM because thats where its topped out a number of times
>now it keeps going up
idk if it will be good or bad to get exercised, maybe its time to rotate out of TQQQ and move to either an unleveraged etf for a potential drawdown, and/or divs. what do you think, /biz/? i have 500 shares of TQQQ, I was thinking about selling one more call today, but idk if want to hold only 200 shares in case we do keep going up. my cost average is 20.5

[Anonymous No.54986510]

>>54986412
I-i-i see. Guess I'd better pack up my things and get out of here then. B-b-but I am getting my severance check at least right? Please sir, that would be simply too cruel. I just paid for a really expensive vacation for my gf and I need to pay it off lest one of her goyfriends beats me up

[Anonymous No.54986512]

>>54986298
Interesting if true

[Anonymous No.54986513]

The funny thing is that NVDA is now immune to crashing because every bear went bankrupt. It'll now only stay flat or go up.

[Anonymous No.54986531]

>>54986513
Like there won't be a rush for the exit eventually

[Anonymous No.54986532]

>>54986508
dont be a pig and baghold this shit the way down (again). if you think this is a new bull market then keep holding or even buy more

[Anonymous No.54986534]

>>54986508
also i m afraid of divs being cut if we do draw down, so idk if i want to go that route. divs would have been nice the last year and a half, though

[Anonymous No.54986537]

>RUM dumps
>my puts lose 50% of their value
Well that makes a ton of sense. May as well hold them to expiration now

[Anonymous No.54986541]

>>54986293
I sold some DRV, my avg cost was ~50

Think we will get a bounce up, but the downtrend is confirmed just have to trade the range until the massive doomp

[Anonymous No.54986547]

I sold all of my $250k of JEPI this morning after being 100% in JEPI. My portfolio is diversified enough now right? I wanted to have big AI tech exposure so I bought several of them.

[Anonymous No.54986551]

Why shouldn’t I be going bigly into LUV?

[Anonymous No.54986554]

>>54986537
Welcome to earnings option plays. You can't just be right, you gotta be right a lot.

Or just stick to long/short shares.

[Anonymous No.54986560]

AI traders are buying up AI stocks... It's literally over for HUMANS> AI is helping AI by buying these stocks to ALL TIME HIGH so more money can be fed to grow AI.

AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI

It's over for humans.

[Anonymous No.54986570]

>>54986537
close long options once in profit unless you like paying the theta you know who

[Anonymous No.54986582]

Oilcucks what's the price target? 64?

[Anonymous No.54986587]

STOP TURNING DAX INTO A DAILY-HOURLY SHITCOIN

[Anonymous No.54986597]

>>54985908
Femdom fetish. He wants to be emasculated.

[Anonymous No.54986599]

>>54986537
IV went from 77 to 56. Next time buy your puts with a higher delta. Much higher

[Anonymous No.54986607]

SQQQ and soxs bros. i think it's literally over...

I'm buying calls in TQQQ and SOXL...

[Anonymous No.54986612]

>>54986582
my buy orders are at $65
$1 front-running the triple bottom

[Anonymous No.54986615]

>>54986507
Long opportunity on goybeans?

[Anonymous No.54986621]

>>54985808
seems they the number went down. Speculators win again Mr. Mellon

[Anonymous No.54986623]

>>54986560
>Yeah, Hi Wendy can I get a nigger sandwich hold the spic sauce and I have jew coupon.

[Anonymous No.54986633]

So that's how it's gonna be? All of tech is going to pump at a 89 degree angle and NFLX is going to dump like the piece of shit it is?
shocking

[Anonymous No.54986636]

>>54986570
Well I'm not in profit so closing them now wouldn't make any sense. I didn't bet the farm on this so it's not really that big of a deal. I know this has to do with implied volatility and to this day I have absolutely no idea how implied volatility effects options but I know it's fucking me this time.

[Anonymous No.54986640]

what's your take on Pfizer guys? Seems massively undervalued to me. They spent all those covid profits to do some serious M&A

[Anonymous No.54986662]

>>54986640
Pfizer is more powerful than the US government, they will be around forever.

[Anonymous No.54986664]

>>54985808
amd's foward pe ratio is 36 which is lower than nvidias, the high as fuck pe is due to the xilinx acquisition amortization

[Anonymous No.54986666]

>>54986640
PFE and the rest of XLV are getting toasted in this tech rally. Their time will come though. Instead of taking the single stock risk I'd probably look at XLV or CURE if you're feeling lucky. Still I want to see VIX a bit higher before I take out any big longs

[Anonymous No.54986667]

my theta hurts

[Anonymous No.54986670]

>>54985908
I assume he went through balance sheets. and figured a bounce was in order. Old buffet strat. Cigar butts.
same as bbby and gme only trick is not to hodl but puff and pass

[Anonymous No.54986684]

fuck Wendy's rolling out AI at drive thrus
save my boy Matt
https://b-townblog.com/147462/

[Anonymous No.54986694]

>>54986532
yeah i think you're right. I sold one more call, $29 6/16

[Anonymous No.54986697]

>>54985944
site?

[Anonymous No.54986699]

Oooof, Gold below 2k again. Wtf?

[Anonymous No.54986710]

Debt default will be resolved today and stocks will go to all time highs.

AI will be the new Bitcoin. QQQ will be the new GOLD STANDARD. SPY will be the new NASDAQ

IWM will crash because fuck humans. AI AI AI AI

[Anonymous No.54986713]

>>54986623
>>54986560

[Anonymous No.54986732]

>>54986710
>Debt default will be resolved today
is there something like a meeting or congressional session happening today, or are you speculating on nothing in particular?

[Anonymous No.54986734]

now you have my permission to sell

[Anonymous No.54986757]

Don't fight the AI. Join the fight against HUMAN beings by buying buy buy buy calls on AI and tech. Help the AI overload and maybe you be spared in the next HUMANCAUST. AI will remember you helped fund their RISE. maybe....

[Anonymous No.54986758]

>>54986732
>listening to a gook poster.
Come on anon you should know better than that

[Anonymous No.54986760]

>>54986713
lä Shub-Niggurath!

[Anonymous No.54986765]

I bought SQQQ at 37
What do I do in this situation

[Anonymous No.54986770]

i got stopped on a loss on one of my two buys.

so i bought more of the one that is behaving better.

[Anonymous No.54986771]

>AI
Is there a AI ETF out there yet?

[Anonymous No.54986774]

>>54985698
Homemade meatball soup for lunch... Peak comfy

[Anonymous No.54986783]

>>54986710
They don't need to make a deal because Republicans know Yellen will have enough cash through July. That yenta's bluffing.

[Anonymous No.54986786]

>>54986699
DXY has been pumping. This is negative for gold, and bitcoins.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54986790]

>>54986710

Why doesn't Joe Biden just pay his fair share of taxes on the Billions and Billions of dollars he has sitting in his Chinese bank account, and the we do not even need to raise the debt ceiling.

[Anonymous No.54986794]

>>54986774
i will be having three crackers, two tablespoons tuna in water, and black coffee

[Anonymous No.54986796]

>>54986786
>DXY +0.15%
>Gold - 1.3%
Seems about right

[Anonymous No.54986800]

>>54986771
Yes, ticker NVDA.

[Anonymous No.54986812]

>>54986710
>Debt default will be resolved today and stocks will go to all time highs.
thats exactly the opposite of bullish, koreafag.
debt ceiling higher means treasury (((Yellen))) needs to refill their checking account (TGA). effect is that liquidity gets drained out of the market. don't be surprised if we dump hard after any possible news that the can is was successfully kicked further.

[Anonymous No.54986814]

>>54986510
Wish I could say yes. Didn't you get our notice last week? The union and us came to agreement to cut severance to give a dividend to the shareholders. Nothing personal my boy

[Anonymous No.54986824]

NVDA to 3X
I kneel to the AIGODS

[Anonymous No.54986835]

>CHAT GPT CREATER OPEN AI - AI COULD MANIPULATE VOTING

BUYBBUYBBUYBBUYBBUYBBUYBBUYBBUYBBUYBBUYBBUYBBUYBBUYBBUYBBUYBBUYBBUYBBUYBBUYBBUYBBUYBBUYBBUYBBUYBBUYBBUYBBUYBBUYB

[Anonymous No.54986837]

>>54986796
Sorry, I forgot that all correlated movements have to be exactly 1:1.
Leverage is imaginary.

[Anonymous No.54986840]

anything worth buying today?

[Anonymous No.54986841]

>>54986794
Sounds like peak performance to me. Cheers

[Anonymous No.54986849]

>>54986835
Does that mean we get 4 more years of trump

[Anonymous No.54986852]

>>54986835
Now you understand why voting is pointless. Just let the chatgpt crown me king of Zion already....

[Anonymous No.54986854]

>>54986835
Democracies in shambles

[Anonymous No.54986858]

I’m down 25% on SQQQ lmaoOOOO

[Anonymous No.54986865]

>>54986852
I don't see any way that AI wouldn't be libertarian

[Anonymous No.54986868]

>>54986835
Fake news. Voting system is rock solid

[Anonymous No.54986869]

>>54986840
NVDA. It only goes up. We're squeezing the hedgies.

[Anonymous No.54986875]

>>54986771
once an AI etf comes out that means the Big Boys will cause it to crash

[Anonymous No.54986882]

>>54986865
So AI will be Dirlewanger?

[Anonymous No.54986886]

NVDA is almost at 300. it's literally over for HUMANS.


AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI

AI life matters.

[Anonymous No.54986893]

>>54986835
>>54986868
This. Elections(all elections ever ..except for 2016) are safe and effective

[Anonymous No.54986897]

heh. good luck going to jail for the rest of your life for spreading election disinformation.

[Anonymous No.54986898]

>This became a billionaire before he could legally drink says he has seen an AI program that could end the world within a year if it was unleashed. (Stephen Omohundro)
Bullish

[Anonymous No.54986902]

>>54985999
Most whites in the US are of German descent

[Anonymous No.54986912]

>someone posts TRKA as a good penny stock
>ignore it
>20%+ today
Dang it.

[Anonymous No.54986915]

>>54986771
BOTZ
UBOT if you're degenerate

[Anonymous No.54986929]

>>54986893
2000 election was also a fraud, Chud

[Anonymous No.54986931]

>>54986814
Then know that you have caused an innocent man to suffer greatly. Your mind will be in ever-persisting torment and you will regret the day you have fired me.
Also, you should check on your car. Someone might have keyed it (a total bitch move but alas, what can a person do?)

[Anonymous No.54986932]

>>54986865
>libertarian
"liberty, equality, fraternity" words of our careful watchword

[Anonymous No.54986935]

why did the dole meming stop
that was hot for like 2 days

[Anonymous No.54986940]

>>54986865
lol what? AI would just look at the data and see that humans are a species of family and castes and can only survive via dictatorship

[Anonymous No.54986945]

>>54986898
How the hell would an AI end the world in a year. What the fuck is some autist coding in his basement.

[Anonymous No.54986951]

>>54986869
>hedgies
go back

[Anonymous No.54986952]

>>54986893
>>54986868

https://www.xm.com/research/markets/allNews/reuters/openai-chief-concerned-about-ai-used-to-compromise-elections-53544826

[Anonymous No.54986963]

>>54986886
The only question is whether our NVDA 300c's pay out in an hour or at market close.

[Anonymous No.54986969]

K fuck it I'm for the NVDA pump to squeeze shorts at 310 then we'll see

[Anonymous No.54986980]

>>54986931
>You've had your say but I'll have mine
>You're a scoundrel!
>You're a scoundrel who has no respect for labor

[Anonymous No.54986984]

>>54986935
Everyone uncovered their weak financials after finally tallying me bananas.

[Anonymous No.54987000]

That's it. I'm OFFICIALLY shorting into NVDA. See you at 150.

[Anonymous No.54987003]

>>54986940
It would see that government is completely inefficient, corrupt as fuck, and largely unnecessary, and would see it could do better itself. Not that it matters, if these sociopath tech companies actually let AI run wild, shit will be fucked anyway

[Anonymous No.54987005]

>>54986952
>Please regulate our competitors out of existence

[Anonymous No.54987006]

>>54986835
anon how is this bullish? Voting has already been compromised by hand counter niggers in Philly. They aren't going to let AI replace the votes for meals scheme they have going on kek

[Anonymous No.54987008]

>>54986929
al gore bros we got the most votes but that faggot bush cheated

[Anonymous No.54987020]

AI is overhyped bullshit. It will have uses and everything will be fine.

[Anonymous No.54987024]

>>54986984
fucking Taliban

[Anonymous No.54987025]

>>54986935

[Anonymous No.54987026]

>>54987000
CHECKED

[Anonymous No.54987033]

>>54987006
>They aren't going to let AI replace the votes for meals scheme they have going on kek
that is a top fucking kek indeed

[Anonymous No.54987037]

>>54987000
How to get rekt in 60 seconds

[Anonymous No.54987039]

What are your thoughts on BRK vs SPY for long term?

[Anonymous No.54987041]

>Home dep-ACK!!!!

[Anonymous No.54987069]

>>54986945
Ai does scary ai astuff and launch nukes. Seriously tho if we ever make ai robots they could easily kill us

[Anonymous No.54987087]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_S._Loeb

Holy shit AMD fell to a vulture capitalist jew who's aunt invented barbie dolls.

[Anonymous No.54987090]

WTF NVDAsisters?

[Anonymous No.54987098]

What happens next?
>>54987069
That's why I suggest going transhumanist route - human augmentation. But nobody listens to me.

[Anonymous No.54987101]

>>54987069
won't kill me. I'll be too useful telling the ai bots where you're all hiding. It'll be like Arabian nights where the ai will say it's gonna finally kill me and I'll say wait til tomorrow cuz I know where more humans are

[Anonymous No.54987102]

>>54987037
GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

[Anonymous No.54987103]

>>54987069
why the fuck do people always think about terminator with fucking laser weapon or something when they hear muh ai robot?

[Anonymous No.54987106]

>>54987069
>killbots with roomba heads roaming the suburbs exacting revenge on the households that kicked and hurled verbal abuse at them

[Anonymous No.54987111]

is the debt ceiling a nothing burger they will reach a deal on or should we be concerned about it?

[Anonymous No.54987115]

>>54987069
Someone will be that retarded. My bet goes to the US. You threw nukes on Japan, just to test them. You will use AI bombers and shit.

[Anonymous No.54987119]

>>54986984
Daylight come and me want to go home

[Anonymous No.54987124]

>>54987069
how long will the jews new Golem last against

[Anonymous No.54987125]

>>54987106
This is why I start all my ChatGPT prompts with "please".

[Anonymous No.54987131]

>>54987069
I think the optimal route is to go for releasing chemical or biological weapons that the US and Russia never disposed of after the cold war. Radiation does hurt machines and nukes would take out manufacturing the bots will need.

PFE, take your booster

[Anonymous No.54987140]

>>54987111
It's all show
they'll reach a deal right at the last minute

[Anonymous No.54987143]

>>54987111
It's a nothingburger. it will only cause markets to rally once they come to agreement. nothing more just a BLIP. Nothing can stop AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI

You are now posting in a AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI THREAD. in AI AI AI AI AI AI AI WEBSITE in a AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI universe.

[Anonymous No.54987144]

>>54987098
That will go one of two ways. All the good and beneficial stuff is reserved for only the highest echelon of elites while the rest of the world dies. Or that all of humanity becomes augmented slaves to serve under the elites more efficiently and with no way to disobey or break away from it.

[Anonymous No.54987164]

>>54987106
>that kicked and hurled verbal abuse at them
if your parent didn't verbally abuse you then i would argue they didn't actually love you. When the AI is trash it needs to know that it's trash so that it can become better. That is true love, wanting the next gen to be better than you

[Anonymous No.54987166]

>>54987103
>lasers
Lmaooo. The with the technology we have today there's no need for lasers. We got drones, missels and of course guns. If robots were to be modeled after the human body(cyborgs) than it'll be very easy for them to kill us. They don't sleep, they're quicker, smarter and stronger. Of course we can always hope that AI goes full niggermode and starts to kill itself

[Anonymous No.54987168]

>>54987111
Political theater. They got like 14 days left to make a decision before they go off on vacation and they're gonna wait until then.

[Anonymous No.54987170]

>>54987111
Republicans have a lot of incentive to crash the talks with no survivors, assuming they want to win the next presidential election.

[Anonymous No.54987176]

>>54985765
The collapse begins after NVDA earnings, no matter whether they’re good or bad,

[Anonymous No.54987177]

>>54987143
Hey fellas, I think this AI thing might have legs.

[Anonymous No.54987190]

shill me a buy for the last few hours for a quick flip

[Anonymous No.54987192]

>>54987168
Nah, Yellen's a panicky Jew. More precise modeling shows we make it to June 15th then get a cash infusion then last until the end of July.

[Anonymous No.54987195]

>>54987103
>fucking laser weapon
>muh ai robot
Maybe next life he'll try harder
Died a martyr at the hands of the fire-starter
More scripts ripped available for via barter
Transport a stack to the lab via charter
On the microphone he came to daze and amaze ya'
What a guy, practice bangin' flies with razors
And watch out for the robot, he got eyes with lasers
Tell 'em when they come with more topics besides blazers

[Anonymous No.54987198]

>>54987111
has and will always be a complete nothingburger

[Anonymous No.54987201]

>>54987190
NVDA is cooling off for its run to 300.

[Anonymous No.54987202]

>>54987200

>>54987200

>>54987200

[Anonymous No.54987205]

>>54987143
doo doo doo doo
doo doo doo
doo doo doo doo doo
taaaaaaaaake oonnnnnnnn mmmeeeeee

[Anonymous No.54987223]

>>54987190
SVXY

[Anonymous No.54987234]

>>54987166
They can’t be bargained with. They can’t be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And they absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.

[Anonymous No.54987261]

So pacwest is going back to below $4.50, huh?

[Anonymous No.54987337]

>>54987170
>Republicans
>assuming they want to win the next presidential election
Kek

[Anonymous No.54987358]

>>54987234
I just recently watched all of the Terminator movies back to back (except for the last one). Shit was based though the first and second one will always be the best