/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.54978129]

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://finsight.com/bond-screener/corporate-bonds

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>>54976200

[Anonymous No.54978156]

Taylor market.

[Anonymous No.54978167]

>in two months my bond will pay out
what the fuck do I do in the mean time..

[Anonymous No.54978180]

>>54978167
Yellen and Biden are good for it, I'm sure lmao.

[Anonymous No.54978181]

>May 15th
>We're still above 4000

[Anonymous No.54978184]

You bought calls right anon?

[Anonymous No.54978190]

SOXS holders you beclown yourselves

[Anonymous No.54978191]

>>54978184
Dumb shillbot.

[Anonymous No.54978199]

>>54978180
they better be
if they steal my special savings money there will be victims, I will make sure of it.

[Anonymous No.54978209]

You bought calls right anon?

[Anonymous No.54978213]

YOU PUSH IT

[Anonymous No.54978215]

>>54978184
yes I have bought more "calls"

[Anonymous No.54978220]

I turned on the tube this afternoon and someone told me the bottom is in because rates are not going any higher.
Is this bullish?

[Anonymous No.54978225]

>>54978184
calls for SQQQ, yes

[Anonymous No.54978227]

>>54978191
Keep fighting the trend, i can tell it's working out super well for you.

[Anonymous No.54978233]

>>54978220
>rates are not going any higher.
Did they work for SVB by chance?

[Anonymous No.54978235]

Reminder that the New York Fed manufacturing index is showing a great depression-tier economic slowdown.

[Anonymous No.54978236]

TRKA

[Anonymous No.54978246]

>>54978227
Rising wedge, faggot.

[Anonymous No.54978251]

>>54978227
the trend isn't even up, it is to the right. Calls are useless

[Anonymous No.54978258]

>>54978227
>looks at trend without checking underlying
>what is volatility
>what is exit liquidity (you)

[Anonymous No.54978259]

SPY will hit 5000 before it melts down in spring next year

Basically its time to buy calls, stop fighting the trend -its time to BUY, it was time to BUY last week, it was time to BUY last year.

We fucked up, its not too late to redeem

[Anonymous No.54978269]

>>54978246
It will break to the upside and you won't believe your eyes.
>>54978251
Sell them to me then.
>>54978258
vix dead vix1d dead vvix constant irrelevance
>spx 5k

[Anonymous No.54978272]

>>54978259
The reddit spacing is all I need to know to disregard your post.

[Anonymous No.54978277]

Buying puts on BBBY and GME

[Anonymous No.54978288]

>>54978227
We are in a brand new bull market. You bought calls right anon?

[Anonymous No.54978293]

>>54978269
now what happens when vol increases after 6 weeks being crushed, genius?
hope you have tight stop losses.

[Anonymous No.54978316]

APOLOGIZE

[Anonymous No.54978327]

>>54978288
Very cool, I bet you're worried about leading economic indicators as well. However you aren't watching the bonds.
>>54978293
If you trade with a stop loss (YOU) are too retarded to trade options.

[Anonymous No.54978354]

>>54978327
I bought calls anon.
You sold puts right anon?

[Anonymous No.54978356]

We live under a corrupt and illegitimate government that has to use shills to gaslight its people into believing that everything is okay.

[Anonymous No.54978362]

I started selling calls on megacaps, I'm earning 20% in profit a month, why is this not a popular strategy again?

Selling calls is easy as fuck, seriously - why are you not making 20% a month? Im actually mad it took me 4 years to realize selling calls to gamblers is the easiest way to make money. FUCK, you stupid no good for nothing morans keeping me poor on purpose with you hubris

[Anonymous No.54978383]

Oh god

[Anonymous No.54978403]

>>54978227
R.I.P. Anastasia. A shame she had to go like this

[Anonymous No.54978408]

>>54978362
because I do spread with high decay.

[Anonymous No.54978435]

>Oil futures

[Anonymous No.54978442]

>>54978362
The only reason SPY is still relevant over VOO is because of this strategy

[Anonymous No.54978446]

>>54978435
if only

[Anonymous No.54978451]

>SOXS

[Anonymous No.54978454]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54978502]

>>54978451
>soxl

[Anonymous No.54978508]

>>54978327
I trade with a stop loss....

[Anonymous No.54978511]

>>54978362
Because muh capped upside and it's not Le heckin real hedging strategy... As if my blackrock jew was doing anythung but buy and hold and rape me of 1% each month in management fees. Serious question, what is the point in tax loss harvesting when you don't need the loss? Why not just keep it as additional cost basis by not selling so your gain will be smaller later? Isn't that the same thing? Other than when you sell the bottom and then the market rebound a little bit the untrained goyim will look at their account and see green instead of red, not realizing their cost basis (principal) has been chopped down. Tax loss harvesting results in same amount of shares does it not? If I had other gains to offset that's one thing, but to just preemptively give me a multiple six figure capital loss carryforward is absurd to me. Someone tell me why I'm an idiot please.

[Anonymous No.54978540]

>each day I buy FSKAX and FTIHX automatically
>ignore it for 20 years
>retire early when my kids move out
it can't be this easy

[Anonymous No.54978547]

>>54978508
Just don't confuse it for actual risk management.

[Anonymous No.54978548]

>>54978362
Harvesting risk premium is only possible because there is risk. I can tell you will learn the hard way

[Anonymous No.54978555]

>>54978540
>FTIHX
>+0.01 (0.08%) past 5 years

[Anonymous No.54978559]

>>54978362
This looks like AI art
>>54978156
Her best look

[Anonymous No.54978570]

>>54978547
Hello?

[Anonymous No.54978585]

>>54978570
>Hello please connect me to Tay
>Yes this is a three way call
>But I am not from MSFT
>No I will not hold

[Anonymous No.54978603]

>>54978585
Pull it.

[Anonymous No.54978628]

Mumubros... a kitty just flew over my house...

[Anonymous No.54978634]

>>54978585
Hello is this MSFT support?

[Anonymous No.54978635]

Mutual funds are just low cost index funds but with 1%+ (((Management))) fees. I'm not surprised the retards here buy them

[Anonymous No.54978649]

>>54978634
Good morning sir

[Anonymous No.54978666]

Man I hope the rest of this week isn't going to crab the whole time. Give me some nice dumps!

[Anonymous No.54978681]

>>54978635
I only lost around 32% in 2 years compared to others that lost 3 times as much in less than a week. I think it's safe to say I am doing better than most here.

[Anonymous No.54978686]

>>54976703
>>54976760

Anons what is more hilarious, that medical professionals have to call someone with balls "she" or doing TA on a decaying asset on a weekly chart

[Anonymous No.54978702]

how do i tell the future on futures?

[Anonymous No.54978713]

>>54978628
Qui?

[Anonymous No.54978726]

>>54978702
We figured that out last year

[Anonymous No.54978735]

>>54978713
>Qui?
tea

[Anonymous No.54978750]

>>54978190

[Anonymous No.54978781]

>>54978190
>>54978750
No, but seriously my best copium is that semiconductors will catch down to industrials. That's 2 for 2 in this crab market.

[Anonymous No.54978807]

Ummm RUMbros? Miss on earnings, beat on revs, slight selloff... What's the play here?

[Anonymous No.54978825]

>>54978781
IT"S OVER
>FUCK

[Anonymous No.54978844]

>>54978726
Except the definition of crab, pretty much the most important part

[Anonymous No.54978846]

>>54978825
chart looks strangely familiar.

[Anonymous No.54978871]

>>54978844

[Anonymous No.54978898]

>>54978846
>ack

[Anonymous No.54978902]

>>54978634
NO FUCK OFF
>jannies investing involves risk something something SPY financial advice

[Anonymous No.54978906]

>He doesn't check poz.com when researching stocks
https://www.poz.com/article/mpox-making-comeback

[Anonymous No.54978913]

>>54978906
>https://www.poz.com

[Anonymous No.54978917]

Well I guess we'll have to wait until tomorrow to see what really transpires with RUM. They missed bigly on EPS but beat slightly on revenue.

[Anonymous No.54978944]

>>54978548
>because there is risk
You know there is a risk to taking that next breath of air too?

[Anonymous No.54978955]

>>54978508
>I trade with a stop loss....
Just a mental stop loss right anon? Right anon? You don't actually telegraph your moves do you?

[Anonymous No.54978960]

>>54978955
Are you that schizophrenic that someone front running your stop loss bothers you?

[Anonymous No.54978963]

>>54978628
Short cover rape to 4750 on debt ceiling increase and rate hike pause for a violent correction in Q3 that will look like a double top

[Anonymous No.54978979]

>>54978960
If they are going to immediately go hunting for it yes

[Anonymous No.54978981]

>>54978960
His concern is justifiable if he is in stuff that doesn't have the best liquidity.

[Anonymous No.54979010]

>>54978979
on how small of a margin are you gambling

[Anonymous No.54979012]

>>54978960
I've been hunted before so yes

[Anonymous No.54979018]

I am financially broke

[Anonymous No.54979039]

>>54978825
>>54978846
>>54978898

[Anonymous No.54979043]

>>54979012
I've been hunted and when I'm doing good work I make them go hunting for my profit exit too. Don't let em know anything until you want them to

[Anonymous No.54979052]

>>54979010
$1 margin

[Anonymous No.54979056]

>>54979039
>>54979039
>>54979039

[Anonymous No.54979077]

>>54979052
get liquidated then

[Anonymous No.54979094]

Tillin' the wasteland sands
Raps on backs of treasure maps, stacks to the ceilin' fan
He rest when he's ashes
Ask 'em after ten miles in his galashes, smashes stashes

[Anonymous No.54979096]

>>54978129
If you had only $1000, what would you invest in to make the most money by this time next year?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54979117]

>>54979096
I'd buy TOPS

[Anonymous No.54979127]

>>54979096
I would unironically play 0 dte SPY. If God wants you to succeed you will succeed. You will know pretty quickly too if it's in the stars

[Anonymous No.54979146]

>>54979127
>If God wants you to succeed you will succeed. You will know pretty quickly too if it's in the stars
yeah, thats literally every mumu right now

[Anonymous No.54979149]

>>54979096
No idea. But I think by this time next month, SIGA and BVNRY

>As was the case during the summer surge, the newly diagnosed individuals are gay or bisexual men. Of note, nine (69%) were fully vaccinated. All cases were mild, and none required treatment, suggesting that the vaccine prevents severe illness even if it’s not fully protective against infection.

>According to the CDC, less than a quarter of people at risk are fully vaccinated and just 37% have received one dose.

>“We urge sexually active members of our community to receive the mpox vaccine. For example, unvaccinated people planning to attend International Mr. Leather at the end of May should receive their first dose of the mpox vaccination as soon as possible,”

[Anonymous No.54979154]

>>54979117
>>54979127
ngmi

[Anonymous No.54979164]

Bros, if the USA does fuck up and defaults on its debt instead of kicking the can, how do you survive the financial fallout?

[Anonymous No.54979166]

>>54979154
If your looking for a single play i'd go SCHW.

[Anonymous No.54979167]

>>54979164
That's the neat part. You don't.

[Anonymous No.54979185]

>>54979167
why this nigga look like Corky St Clair

[Anonymous No.54979186]

>>54978362
The only way you're making 20% a month selling calls on big names is if you're leveraging by selling naked. In which case a pumperino could eventually hit you hard.

[Anonymous No.54979194]

It's literally going to be just fine tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaWd0pNHDes

[Anonymous No.54979196]

>>54979164
>survive
lol

[Anonymous No.54979204]

>>54979164
be long on anything denominated in usd

[Anonymous No.54979206]

>>54979194
your predictions have been super accurate lately

[Anonymous No.54979208]

>>54979164
Just stop spending literal trillions on fucking welfare, what the fuck is wrong with us

[Anonymous No.54979217]

>>54979208
and speedrun into civil war? The world would thank the US

[Anonymous No.54979219]

>>54979206
That's because I'm really really smart

[Anonymous No.54979222]

>>54979208
We're being held hostage so that we can never stop the gibs.

[Anonymous No.54979228]

>>54979194
Not for RUM
#truthsocial

[Anonymous No.54979232]

>>54979012
>hunted before so yes
How can you tell?

[Anonymous No.54979246]

Why did the market pump so fucking hard today? Literally how the fuck is PACW still alive?

[Anonymous No.54979264]

>>54979232
You ever sell naked SPY before. It's laughable how they just drag it up to your strike out of nowhere. That's where the V shapes are coming from. And the problem with being naked at that point is once it's ITM you absolutely have to do something or else you are a moron, even if the moving averages say it will revert back, once it's ITM and your naked, your heemed. And they know that. That's why they do it. Just easy pennies from stupid goys
t. Stupid goy

[Anonymous No.54979265]

>>54979246
Probably stealth helicopter money.

[Anonymous No.54979266]

>>54979222
The amount of people on gibs and the people that truly need it is so fucking wide it's pretty obvious to anyone in the system. The US federal government is basically the only government that refuses to acknowledge its wasteful spending, state and other national governments do it all the time

[Anonymous No.54979278]

>>54979265
All the regional banks went up 15-20%, with no fucking news.

[Anonymous No.54979290]

>>54979246
That is a good question. Probably future taxpayer mone of people that will never born or never cross the border

[Anonymous No.54979335]

>>54979246
>>54979290
here you go

[Anonymous No.54979351]

>>54979335
Imagine putting words to numbers

[Anonymous No.54979352]

>>54979232
I was trading some low liquid (300k avg volume) stock and there was a dip mid day that triggered my loss. Within 5 minutes it had recovered back to the original price. I was happy with my profit but that very obvious hunt felt bad.

[Anonymous No.54979364]

>>54979335
that wont solve the problem of pile of toxic bonds regional banks sit on or the silent bankrun

[Anonymous No.54979370]

>>54979352
How did you profit if your stop was triggered?

[Anonymous No.54979378]

>>54979364
>pile of toxic bonds regional banks sit on
What about Le heckin fed buyback program? I thought they were guaranteeing the L's

[Anonymous No.54979380]

>>54979370
depends on his broker, if it was just a spike and the mark never hit the price he got lucky

[Anonymous No.54979391]

>>54979370
I was up 15% on the position and set the stop like 6% down. I was fine with the 9% but seeing it immediately go back to 15 rustled my jimmies.

[Anonymous No.54979392]

>>54979378
fed buyback, wasnt the treasury supposed to buy
>12 more months
Seriously, when yellen ushered those words I expected rational traders to pile up at the exit

[Anonymous No.54979408]

Anyone else seeing a $0 balance in their Robinhood account?

[Anonymous No.54979416]

>>54979391
Gotcha yea that would really fuckin piss me off too

[Anonymous No.54979418]

>>54978129
just went to take out some dinner. will reply after i finish

[Anonymous No.54979428]

>>54979392
I get confused between who is covering the bond unrealized losses and who is covering the customer cash deposits. Granted the customer deposits are only at risk because of said unrealized bond losses, but that's technically two different things

[Anonymous No.54979435]

AAAAAAAA BUFFET BUY MORE OXY REEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.54979436]

>>54979408
not 0, but wrong

[Anonymous No.54979439]

>>54979392
Hedge funds are all directionally betting at shit hit the fan with a recession its only institutional buyers who are forced to bag-hold and have been buckbroken by 0% rate for so long they will buy anything with yield which is how regionals got to where they are today. >>54979378
Feds not buying anything back. They are providing a line of credit with bonds at par as collatoral to cover regionals getting deposit ran on. Its a poison pill because it's still at the end of the day a loan to their books and if the deposits don't come back they are sitting on double the toxicity to their books.

[Anonymous No.54979448]

>>54979418
>skip

[Anonymous No.54979452]

>>54979418
>takeout
>tip
>custom amount
>$0.00

[Anonymous No.54979462]

>>54979428
FDIC covers the deposit losses. FDIC is currently funded by premiums bank pay already. So if one bank fucks up, they all have to fork over the cash. Regarding unrealized losses: FDIC negiotates forced sales with the goal of reducing the total cost to the FDIC. JPM were given a steal able to pillage FRC's bond portfolio for cheap because they were given the greenlight and they offered to do it at the cheapest price to the FDIC.

[Anonymous No.54979466]

>>54979439
>They are providing a line of credit with bonds at par as collatoral to cover regionals getting deposit ran on. Its a poison pill because it's still at the end of the day a loan to their books and if the deposits don't come back they are sitting on double the toxicity to their books.
That makes a lot of sense and still very frightening for regionals...

[Anonymous No.54979468]

This is the TGA's balance last Friday. Place your bet for what it is at today, to be revealed tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.54979474]

>>54979335
>higher on hopes
Welcome to the slope of hope.

[Anonymous No.54979475]

>>54979378
>>54979392
Once again, /pol/ schizos flagged something that, after cursory digging, turned out to be a nothingburger. The program was not something like "treasury prints $500 billion out of thin air, buys 1 month t-bills until the yield goes back down".

See the Buybacks section of the announcement: https://home.treasury.gov/news/press-releases/jy1460

So not until next year and even then they'd only do shit like swap 9.5 year bonds for 10 year ones.

[Anonymous No.54979482]

>>54979468
>Janet spent another $19,352 today.
This bitch...

[Anonymous No.54979488]

>>54978944
Taking a breath has positive expected value. Selling call spreads to market makers does not else they wouldn't be buying

[Anonymous No.54979492]

>>54979428
if I get it right FDIC, ultimately the treasury covers the customer deposits and as anon says >>54979439 fed provides a line of credit.
Personally I don't concern myself too much with it anymore, knowing that it will happen before the 12 months run out and the contagion going over to europe. My accounts are pretty much cleaned and hiding in physical cash for everyday spending, some physical gold and btc

[Anonymous No.54979500]

>>54979462
>FDIC covers the deposit losses
I'm talking about the deposits above $250k. Somebody with power is telling these rich guys their money is safe and not to withdraw. The deposits are being guaranteed beyond the legal limits. So the FDIC is going above and beyond right now? Why even pretend to call these various entities non governmental organizations, isn't that just larp at this point? It's all just big govt.
t. schizophrenic day trading shaman

[Anonymous No.54979501]

>>54979096
BIL

[Anonymous No.54979505]

>>54979492
>the treasury covers the customer deposits
The FDIC has a pile of money that, if it runs out, they replenish by temporarily *borrowing* from Treasury and permanently levying a fee on larger banks. See https://www.reuters.com/markets/us/fdic-board-discuss-special-assessment-fees-banks-2023-05-11/

[Anonymous No.54979507]

>>54979278
Biden gave the blessing to create the one true bank over the corpses of regionals and PACW survived the weekend. Heres a quick quote from some egghead to take with a grain of salt:
"Even the cost for larger banks won’t be significant, wrote Raymond James bank analysts Friday. Assuming a 35% tax rate, banks covered by the broker would see a hit equaling 5% to 8% of their 2023 earnings per share. Regulatory capital at the banks would shrink by a few hundredths of a percent, at most.

The biggest 2023 earnings hits among big banks, Raymond James figures, would be at State Street STT +2.19% (STT) and Citigroup C +1.32% (C), but those would only amount to 8.6% and 8%, respectively. Among regional banks, BankUnited BKU +7.69% (BKU) and UMB Financial (UMBF) could see 2023 earnings nicks of 10% and 8.5%, the analysts predicted.

And what about those regionals battered in the past months’ stock volatility? Western Alliance Bancorporation WAL +11.98% (WAL) would pay assessments totaling $65 million, the analysts estimate. That amounts to 5% of consensus forecasts for 2023 earnings, and just 0.06% of the Phoenix bank’s regulatory capital.

PacWest’s assessment would be all of $32 million. That’s 2% of the 2023 loss forecast by Wall Street, and 0.05% of its regulatory capital."
Now, the losses the banks take on.. Those aren't in their asset portfolio. It will set the equity on fire so there should be some knock on effects to their share price aside from Yellen saying to raid some banks and the big boys will pay for it.

[Anonymous No.54979511]

>>54979482

[Anonymous No.54979515]

>>54979468
I have more money than the Treasury. Sad!

[Anonymous No.54979519]

>>54979488
>spreads
No thanks. But I will sell calls on my winners I want out of. Who cares if Im spinning my wheels a bit? Its my account, and I can do what I want

[Anonymous No.54979525]

>>54979492
The "contagion" is an irrational human risk of triggering a bank run. The banks fundamentals are shit though for deposits since theres wild yield out there to harvest now for the first time in a decade.
>>54979500
It's only illegal if someone stops them. Currently no one has called the regulatory activism out in court.

[Anonymous No.54979528]

>>54979505
>permanently levying a fee on larger banks
making it even more irrational to keep cash in banks because those fees are going to be rolled on to the depositors. This wont end good for anybody

[Anonymous No.54979535]

>>54979408
big one is tomorrow and robinhoodies will be left holding the bag after technical issues.

[Anonymous No.54979538]

>>54979525
I'm calling it "illegal" it's just above their legal requirement. Which who the fuck does that unless forced to? NGO my ass

[Anonymous No.54979544]

>>54979525
I wouldn't call frontrunning a bankrun irrational. Those that come to late go into hodl mode

[Anonymous No.54979549]

>>54978184
I want to coom on her face so bad

[Anonymous No.54979548]

>>54979500
>>54979525
>The deposits are being guaranteed beyond the legal limits. So the FDIC is going above and beyond right now?
They invoked a systemic risk exemption to the $250k limit (that was added in Dodd-Frank I think?).

Basically the FDIC's whole schtick is reducing cost to the taxpayer. And if they autistically stick to the $250k limit for Bank A such that rich people pulling their money from Banks B, C, D, E... cause *those* banks to need deposit insurance payouts, we're better off just insuring everything for Bank A. So the thinking goes, anyway.

[Anonymous No.54979551]

>>54979408
exit scam confirmed

[Anonymous No.54979553]

>>54979538
>I'm calling it "illegal"
I'm NOT calling it illegal

[Anonymous No.54979557]

>>54979528
Read the article. This particular fee is both a rounding error and only applied to the gigbanks who are paying 0.01% on deposits because they dgaf.

[Anonymous No.54979565]

how much am I supposed to tip my broker

[Anonymous No.54979572]

>>54979408
Better load the shotgun, tie the rope, find your bridge to jump off of, etc

[Anonymous No.54979575]

>>54979515
You should buy them out. Owning the government is the ultimate form of rent-seeking.

[Anonymous No.54979577]

>>54979544
Call it the prisoner dilema then rather than irrational.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54979582]

>>54979565
As a rule 10% goes to The Bug Guy, if you have a female broker you can give her just the tip.

[Anonymous No.54979585]

>>54979572
>>54979551
>>54979535
Just fixed itself thank god

Anyone have that image showing SOXL running in a years-long channel that goes to like $1000 eventually? I want that to be true so badly

[Anonymous No.54979593]

>>54979466
Watch them just forgive the loans like the PPP (Pee Pee Poo) loans

[Anonymous No.54979596]

>>54979585
B-zo?

[Anonymous No.54979612]

>>54979468
Treasury is burning through at least 10-20k a day on their balance. Some days more than that. Which means if they don't come to a deal tomorrow default is on because you just know some chaos pilled guy will run the treasury.

[Anonymous No.54979620]

>>54979335
We got high hopes

[Anonymous No.54979621]

THE CHAMP IS HERE!

BOBO IS HERE!

[Anonymous No.54979623]

>>54979557
reads like copium
>>54979577
Only that by not cooperating there is no risk, while cooperating still bears a small risk. Not cooperating seems to be the sensible choice, no matter how small the risk is at this moment

[Anonymous No.54979626]

>>54979548
>And if they autistically stick to the $250k limit for Bank A such that rich people pulling their money from Banks B, C, D, E... cause *those* banks to need deposit insurance payouts, we're better off just insuring everything for Bank A. So the thinking goes, anyway
Makes sense, thanks frens for the good reading material

[Anonymous No.54979631]

>>54979612
>Default
Lmao no one with a third of a brain thinks the US will ever truly default

[Anonymous No.54979632]

My heart is filled with hate. I don't even own any soxl shares.

[Anonymous No.54979636]

i'm goin all in on nvidia. ticker nvda. tomorrow. its gonna squeeze bro

[Anonymous No.54979638]

>>54978129
Well bros I lost it all a couple months ago… but I’ve gotten my life back on track. Back to waging and moved into parents house. Lost 30 lbs I gained. Anyways going back to when I first started investing years ago I just bought stocks and held and they blew up. This was way easier because it was the start of Covid but I guess I need to get back to that strategy. Anybody have any good leads on stocks that could do some crazy moves in the next 6 months- year? I won’t give up

[Anonymous No.54979642]

>>54979593
Kek do not get me started on POOP POOP POOP loans

[Anonymous No.54979652]

>>54979511
Why do they look so evil?

[Anonymous No.54979658]

>>54979468
>some people ITT have a higher balance than the US Treasury right now
this is fine

[Anonymous No.54979661]

>>54979194
expecting more crabbing

[Anonymous No.54979665]

>>54979638
SCHW

[Anonymous No.54979668]

6 month tbills are 5.19% now

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54979673]

>>54979638
We're going to retest the October lows within the next 6 months. This recession is going to be deep and sticky.

[Anonymous No.54979676]

>>54979631
4moot won't allow me to talk about the numerous ways a default could be forced.

[Anonymous No.54979680]

>>54979468
That as to be in millions right? Right? Thousands at the least? Not even hundreds? Tens? Anything?

[Anonymous No.54979681]

>>54979631
It's funny you still find normalcy bias appealing. Not saying they will default but there's a real possibility.

[Anonymous No.54979688]

>>54979680
It's actually in pesos believe it or not

[Anonymous No.54979689]

You bought puts right anon?

[Anonymous No.54979694]

>>54979638
NET

[Anonymous No.54979698]

>>54979681
Dude are you like 15 and too young to remember the other fifty fucking times that politicians have used the dumb ass debt ceiling as a wedge issue?

[Anonymous No.54979702]

Breathe in, breathe out.
Breathe in, breathe out.
It will all be okay.
It will all be okay.
Don't look at the charts. Don't read the news.
Just believe in yourself.
You are enough.
It will all be okay.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54979706]

>>54979676
Biden is going to default because he has to hold up his ebd of the deal the Chinese gave him.

[Anonymous No.54979710]

>>54979688
>pesos
At the park gates "Hark who goes there?"
"It's V, the MC who's nasty as nose hair"
"You may go", he said "You should have been say so!"
Tipped him in cash, an Argentinian Peso
"There you go my good man, buy something nice for the seed"
And please keep it moving twice the speed
Consider that your fair warn
Or else I'll bring it to ya express like Airborne"

[Anonymous No.54979711]

>>54979698
>Dude are you like 15 and too young to remember the other fifty fucking times that politicians have used the dumb ass debt ceiling as a wedge issue?

[Anonymous No.54979719]

>>54979612
I trust this one autist who seems to have accounted for a lot of things and his latest estimate is June 9th as a close shave but otherwise we make it to the end of July: https://johncomiskey.substack.com/p/projecting-the-x-date-and-the-tga

[Anonymous No.54979725]

>>54979711
Okay so, yes

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54979731]

>>54979642
I paid my employees with mine, then gave myself a nice end of year bonus with the money I was going to use to pay my employees and bought a boat.

[Anonymous No.54979735]

>>54979668
>He doesn't defaultmaxx with 5.74% yielding 1-months

[Anonymous No.54979738]

>>54979698
Option A
>McCarthy comes back with clean limit raise, no cuts
>Someone calls for a vote speaker of house
>shit show begins, can't pass the bill until speaker elections done
Option B
>set off a shitshow and run down the treasury balance sheet faster
>>54979719
Yeah under normal conditions but I think the treasury is bleeding faster due to conditions

[Anonymous No.54979741]

>>54979681
you realize this is the 95th theatrical showing of the debt ceiling showdown. which will go exactly like the previous 94. I want to see the govt cake it's plants just as much as the next guy, but it ain't happening sweety.

[Anonymous No.54979742]

US will default on the debt when PIGS FLY. And tomorrow I will put wings on a pig.

Don't follow me. you will lose all your money. THIS IS NOT FINANCIAL ADVISE.

We will all make it bears. we going to crash UP!! hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Anonymous No.54979745]

>>54979735
I would but I won't bother with treasury direct

[Anonymous No.54979747]

>>54979735
You could make potentially a whole shit pot load of money if there isn't a default by leverage maxing the t-bill futures.

[Anonymous No.54979755]

>>54979738
>Yeah under normal conditions but I think the treasury is bleeding faster due to conditions
Slightly? I dunno, it's a fun parlor game to track. Here's the dude's Twitter if you want to join in on that: https://twitter.com/Johncomiskey77/

[Anonymous No.54979756]

>>54979731
Sounds like you fraudulently applied for forgiveness then. Did you put gookfu on the payroll to keep your average employee count over the 8 week period up? Christ I don't even remember any of that retarded bullshit. Happy to be trading full time now. Thanks dad we miss ya fadeaway

[Anonymous No.54979759]

>>54979741
It's like people don't even understand what normalcy bias is. If you think we're still in the business as usual stage then you're simply in denial. Also there really hasn't been much drama around it this time, which is why I think there's a good chance of default. A couple trillion more wouldn't even get us through the year anyway.

[Anonymous No.54979770]

Holy shit bros, I was at KR getting a sad pathetic pre-made sandwich and some KO0 for dinner to eat alone... and they were playing Mr. Vain over the speakers
https://youtu.be/AER3Zg5S200
That was my favorite song like 10 years ago
KR is now based af in my book, going to make a sizable investment in KR tomorrow
If only they'd played the "Recall" remix, I'd be going all in

[Anonymous No.54979776]

shorts on tap?
Miller lite just released woke cope

[Anonymous No.54979784]

>>54979759
Lmao

[Anonymous No.54979789]

>>54979759
So you are saying that this time, this time it's how do you say, different?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54979790]

>>54979756
We still made money during covid. It's not like we just had 0 revenue.

[Anonymous No.54979791]

You pushed it right anon?

Jupiter is going into the Bull. i think that is bullish...
I think the debt ceiling drama is FAKE and way to overblown. Janet Yellen is out there screaming about the world ending, yet the stock market doesn't care... And retail watches mainstream news keeps shorting like its 1929... We will probably crash. Crash UP.

[Anonymous No.54979793]

>>54979747
>tfw can't short sell US credit default swaps
And they dare call this a free market.

[Anonymous No.54979800]

I hate asparagus pee smell

[Anonymous No.54979815]

>>54979759
>a couple trillion more wouldn't even get us through the year anyways
so we will have the 96th showing later this year starring the same characters with the same results and expect different outcomes.

[Anonymous No.54979818]

>>54979789
Yeah things are a lot different from recent history. Have you been in a coma?

[Anonymous No.54979823]

>>54979790
That's not what forgiveness was about though. Forgiveness on the PPP loans was supposed to be for you spending that loot on keeping your employees off of unemployment, which how could you have done that if you pocketed all the loot yourself? It's fine nigger. I'm not the one to blow you in. But I will call you a nigger. And now I know there are niggers that make $2 million a year and put their wives on payroll to nig out with the free money. I'm just glad I'm unvaccinated and retired now. You niggers do what you want. I'm doing what I want now finally

[Anonymous No.54979835]

>>54979759
>t.liberal art major
I have two of those, and they are mostly worthless
stop huffing your own farts

[Anonymous No.54979841]

All the big guys like BILL ACKAAAMAN. STAN Drunk-Me-Miller. Bill Gaytes. Homogeorge Soros. All went BIG into TECH Q1 of 2023...

Do you want to bet against them? i don't think so. QQQ is going to ATH this year. It's over..

[Anonymous No.54979844]

>>54979818
Is it any different though?

[Anonymous No.54979852]

>>54979770
>HELLO FELLOW TRADERS HOW DO YOU? PLEASE PURCHASE THE KROJAY

[Anonymous No.54979855]

>>54979823
And I don't do /biz/ with niggers. Simple as. Hard rule.

[Anonymous No.54979856]

>>54979665
Redpill me on SCHW fren
>>54979694
Redpill me on NET if you don’t mind

[Anonymous No.54979872]

>>54979776
How bad? Enough to long SAM and STZ?

[Anonymous No.54979873]

Investor sentiment is so bearish that it's pointing to a potentially huge rally in the stock market as inflation keeps falling, Fundstrat says.

We gonna party like its 2020! Here comes the ROARING 20ssss

[Anonymous No.54979874]

>>54979852
I'm sure there's a ton of pajeets out there listening to 90s eurodance

[Anonymous No.54979881]

at this juncture, events are dissimilar

[Anonymous No.54979890]

lol the possibility of the Treasury defaulting really gets people bothered for some reason. Don't worry citizen, carry on. Everything is just fine same as it always was.

[Anonymous No.54979907]

>>54979890
No dude you just are going through the same retarded motions every other mouth breather has gone through every time the government does this

[Anonymous No.54979912]

piss time shit's different

[Anonymous No.54979913]

>BLOOMBERG: US AIR TRAVEL OVER MEMORIAL DAY HOLIDAY FORECAST TO RISE TO HIGHEST SINCE 2005.

>PASSENGERS ON DOMESTIC AND INTERNATIONAL FLIGHTS FORECAST TO TOP PRE-PANDEMIC LEVELS BY 5.4%.

OIL barons and JETS junkies...

[Anonymous No.54979914]

>>54979841
I can't believe you bought tech puts against these guys positions. The fuck is wrong with you.

[Anonymous No.54979926]

>>54979907
No I'm not

[Anonymous No.54979927]

>>54979621
>>54979689
>>54979742
>>54979791
>>54979841
>>54979873
Is this some kind of attempt at reverse psychology shilling?

[Anonymous No.54979939]

market is full-on schizo Wile E Coyote running off the cliff

[Anonymous No.54979943]

>>54979939
ubba dee
ubba dee
ubba dee
that's all folks

[Anonymous No.54979945]

>Oil

[Anonymous No.54979947]

>>54979856
They aren't a regional bank but got caught in the crossfire. Their customer service is second to none. They bought TD Ameritrade last year which was a large acquisition. Nothing in their fundamentals changed but they giga dumped to pre COVID levels. And I can see their banking /biz/ increasing as customers flee their regional banks over time.

[Anonymous No.54979948]

>>54979939
Oh it's not a coyote market.

[Anonymous No.54979951]

>>54979947
They have massive losses on their bond portfolio that they've been using accounting tricks to hide.

[Anonymous No.54979956]

>>54979856
>SCHW
And if your a TA fag it needs to rebound a bit. Trading below the relevant SMAs on the longer term time horizons

[Anonymous No.54979958]

>>54979872
Biological females but the marketing director already is in hiding

[Anonymous No.54979966]

i want a big crash, this is boring

[Anonymous No.54979969]

>>54979856
Basically they have 200 IQ engineers and control a lot of internet infrastructure. People act like they don't matter but then they do shit like shut down Kiwi Farms.
And the cybersecurity racket protecting the websites and apps of businesses so they don't get owned.

[Anonymous No.54979971]

>>54979966
We had an entire year of blood red almost every day. Bears have been in greedy delusional denial since October.

[Anonymous No.54979975]

>>54979951
You could say that for every single bank in existence I bet, even the big jew ones. Was SCHW the only bank buying 1% treasuries all these years? Don't think so

[Anonymous No.54979979]

>>54979971
yeah. i know. i've been trickling into the market but it's not as fun as circuit breakers or moonshots. covid was just too entertaining.

[Anonymous No.54979980]

>>54979694
that is quite the collection of buttplugs
and those are just free to use for any employee?

[Anonymous No.54979982]

LETS GO AMD LETS GO
...FUCKING BACK TO $100 PLEASE

Muh AI muh Nvidia Muh macros oh my god it's oh so tiring, the fact that Intel has any nerve to get near $30 when AMD's got more insane huge corecount datacenter chips and multi-stacked accelerators (GPU+CPU+HBM) on a single package with actual execution of their roadmap is so stupid. They need to provide more data on their products and shill as bad as NV/Google do about their aye eyeee

[Anonymous No.54979995]

>>54979971
>be in 300% inflated worth bubble
>move to 250% inflated worth bubble
>we already had the crash, move on

there haven't been pink wojaks in months or circuit breakers in years

[Anonymous No.54979997]

>>54979975
It's one thing to have unrealized losses, but jt's another for it to be so bad that you try to cover it up.

[Anonymous No.54979998]

>>54979982
Only faggots pick individual semi stocks instead of just holding an assload of SOXL

[Anonymous No.54980003]

>>54978277
You're ngmi

[Anonymous No.54980004]

>>54979982
When do you think they'll realize that companies are supposed to make money?

[Anonymous No.54980006]

>>54979873
>no hover hand
>no fucks given
Tom Lee a chad confirmed SPX to 6000 eoy

[Anonymous No.54980007]

>>54979971
The bear market doesn't even kick off until we can go under the 200W moving average

[Anonymous No.54980014]

>>54979997
>cover it up
What was Jaimie dimon covering up again?

[Anonymous No.54980025]

>>54980007
Pretty sure tons of stuff was below the 200 dma for months last year

[Anonymous No.54980031]

My guess is we will drop to 408 tomorrow. Totally not coping because I have puts expiring tomorrow

[Anonymous No.54980033]

>>54979971
it's not blood red until bankers commiting seppuku and debt slaves are coming sudoku

[Anonymous No.54980039]

>>54979791
So melting, but up?

[Anonymous No.54980042]

>>54980025
W as in week. Bounced off of it back in October.

[Anonymous No.54980043]

>>54979873
Look at those three men just goofing around town

[Anonymous No.54980059]

>>54980033
>debt slaves are coming sudoku
Imagine if they did deflation how many people would be rekt from debtmaxxing.

[Anonymous No.54980060]

>>54979998
Been holding since $4 before Ryzen and selling at fun points ($100 and $150) gradually. Nvidia's had good gains over that time too but their stock is more valued despite doing way less than AMD/Intel (and at least Intel has its own janky fabs). They got lucky with AMD being nearly bankrupt and a mess and not hiring enough software engineers until recently lmao

[Anonymous No.54980062]

>>54980031
Buddy, we'd be lucky to drop to 411. It's opex week.

[Anonymous No.54980065]

Stock prices have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau. I do not feel there will be soon if ever a 50 or 60 point break from present levels, such as (bears) have predicted. I expect to see the stock market a good deal higher within a few months.

[Anonymous No.54980066]

am i retarted or does UVXY look like a pretty good deal at $3.38?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54980075]

>>54979855
Retard, I spent it all on payroll, but my employees still made me money and instead of using the money they made on payroll I just paid my self a nice bonus because of such a great job I did keeping them all off unemployment.

[Anonymous No.54980077]

>>54979620
Lol, she killed a baby to be the big tits phone girl. I don't even know what company, commies deserve to die for their subversion of our society

[Anonymous No.54980080]

>>54979927
It's over.

[Anonymous No.54980089]

>>54980080
That's the shit we like to see

[Anonymous No.54980094]

>>54980066
>am i retarted
yes
>does UVXY look like a pretty good deal at $3.38?
also yes

>>54980080
top signal

[Anonymous No.54980101]

>>54980080
these fags don't even know how to hold
>day 72 of holding SQQQ
2 more weeks bros

[Anonymous No.54980103]

>>54980075

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54980110]

>>54980103
>implying you didn't read my post

[Anonymous No.54980116]

>>54980065
And he would've been right, if those shoeshine boys understood HODL mode.

[Anonymous No.54980117]

>>54980110
I'm done replying to bots for the night. Be easy fellas, cya tomorrow

[Anonymous No.54980119]

>>54980080
So investors yanked more money out right before shimita or whatever it was called? I think this looks bearish actually is there another Jewish holiday coming up around the 20th or something?

[Anonymous No.54980120]

>>54980077
i never saw Black Panther 2, is this real?

[Anonymous No.54980126]

>>54980119
https://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/year/2023/jewish/holidays-2023.htm

Shavuot begins not this Thursday but next.

[Anonymous No.54980130]

>>54980119
>Done responding to bots
>One more post
Sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh shhhhemmmmitahhhhhhhh!

[Anonymous No.54980136]

>>54980130
hello world im your wild goy

[Anonymous No.54980139]

They have to pass the debt ceiling because if the GOP destroys the banks they'll round up all republicans and put them in equity camps run by JP Morgan-Chase-Pacwest

[Anonymous No.54980145]

>>54980139
OK, but that doesn't have to be done until, like, late July.

[Anonymous No.54980148]

>>54980126
rofl I tried to copy the holiday description and 4chan thinks it's spam.

[Anonymous No.54980149]

>>54979507
Sorry I missed your reply. You've earned a well deserved (you) for actual effort posting.

[Anonymous No.54980151]

>>54980139
>run by JP Morgan-Chase-Pacwest
I think Epstein island is available to use

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54980159]

>>54980139
The Republicans already passed something it's up to the senate to get it to Bidens desk.

[Anonymous No.54980160]

>>54980059
unfortunately I don't think (((they))) would ever allow a significant deflationary cycle.

[Anonymous No.54980186]

>>54980160
>would ever allow a significant deflationary cycle.
It's not that they wouldn't allow it. They can't without killing people

[Anonymous No.54980198]

>>54979873
So what do I buy to prepare for the rally

[Anonymous No.54980210]

Shorts on TAP

[Anonymous No.54980217]

>>54980210
that commercial was actually worse than just giving the tranny a beer can with his face on it

[Anonymous No.54980228]

new thread please i have a new persona to try out

[Anonymous No.54980234]

>>54980228
>persona
Fuckin weeb games.

[Anonymous No.54980283]

>>54980210
too bad their fatass black mascot died on them. This wouldn't have happened to TAP if he was still around like Flow for Progressive

[Anonymous No.54980303]

>>54980210
lol at the worst possible time. They were in perfect position to gobble rebound buyers off the Bud fiasco.

[Anonymous No.54980313]

>>54980228
You ain't just said that did you E? What hand you roll up with?

[Anonymous No.54980316]

>>54980303
Hang on I looked it up. This as an ad from back in March that flew under the radar being resurfaced now. Interesting.

[Anonymous No.54980318]

>>54980303
People need to stop drinking beer anyway. If you're going to drink then drink liquor. I recommend Wild Turkey.

[Anonymous No.54980324]

Where were you when you realized they are crashing the economy by literally making every brand gay in order to scoop up cheap shares

[Anonymous No.54980338]

>>54980318
our KY gov apparently is removing property taxes from bourbon warehouses like a bunch or retards, so now these facilities do nothing but spread mold all over the communities and nobody wants them in spite of the industry trying to aggressively expand.

[Anonymous No.54980345]

>>54980313
that's funny actually last night i had some fat black chicks mirin while i shot pool
i felt like DJ Qualls (RIP) in Road Trip

[Anonymous No.54980354]

>>54980324
can they poz AAPL too? only thing propping up the nasd-ACK

[Anonymous No.54980368]

>>54980338
You know what's a good solution to stop worrying about mold? Getting drunk on bourbon.

[Anonymous No.54980371]

migrate when ready

>>54980366
>>54980366
>>54980366
>>54980366

[Anonymous No.54980376]

>>54980318
decent for the $, especially at a bar. tonight however was Angels Envy which was very tasty although a little sweet for my taste personally.

[Anonymous No.54980377]

>>54980354
>poz apple
> With Tim Apple king gay
a-anon... they're immune, they're terminally wokepozzed

[Anonymous No.54980384]

Can a skilled astrologer tell me what pattern the Tesla chart is showing? I need to know if I should kms and when. Thanks !

[Anonymous No.54980389]

Where do all the children come from. It's like suddenly the average age went from mid 30 to 16 in an hour

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54980560]

>>54980389
They come from having unprotected sex.

[Anonymous No.54980669]

>>54980210
Miller lite might be the worst fucking beer in existence. Woke or not, I'd never drink that piss water again.

[Anonymous No.54980710]

>>54980669
I still think bud light is worse, but just barely. All "light/lite" beer fucking sucks. Pic rel at the trader joes is somehow better than that shit. The only domestic I drink is pabst.

[Anonymous No.54980956]

>>54978628
So. You're one of kittys chosen. Part of the tribe?

[Anonymous No.54981158]

>>54979335
This is how I 1>>54980065
Why do you keep saying this. The longer things drag on the more liquidity thats drained from the market. The only thing keeping indices (fagman) afloat is passive buying from salary goys into their 401k and they are the exit liquidity. Gov spending and other construction will keep inflation sticky and job losses low while the real economy takes a nose dive from credit crunch. That's when shit dumps like in 2008 after a bunch of systematic hits. Just look at the graph of the 08 crash, we were already headed down before shtf. That's where we are now, at the top about the ride down before a collapse in q3