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>You can't physically have sex with a crypto currency

>> No.54972745
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>>54972731
thats a lie
i get fucked by my folio every day

>> No.54972752

>>54972731
You need to be 18 to utilize this imageboard's functions.

>> No.54972770

there is monerochan

>> No.54972789

link fucks its holders everyday tho?

>> No.54972816

>>54972731
I keep a kilo silver bar in my fridge and rest my sack on it when I jerk off.

Silver: 1
Crypto: 0

>> No.54973400

>>54972770
>there is monerochan
can I have s*x with her?

>> No.54973514

>>54972816
Try keeping it in the freezer.

>> No.54973529

hey guys. i had an active sex life in school but became an incel all throughout my 20s. At 33, I finally found a beautiful cutie who I've been dating... the only thing is she decided she wants to be celibate again until marriage after she turned 30. So I'm still an incel, with a girlfriend. But I don't care, its better cuddling on the couch with her than sitting alone smoking weed, I'm just going to have to fast track this relationship.

>> No.54973598

>>54972745
this post is an oasis of quality in a desert of déclassé

>> No.54973928

>>54972731
Not with that attitude you can't.

>> No.54973950

>>54972731
The "silver Krugerrand in the food" guy should jizz on his krug and post it. I would do it myself but I'm a tranny so nothing comes out when I tug my tiny estrogenized pp :(

>> No.54973966

>>54972731
True but there is evidence that there are coomers on the blockchain

>> No.54974013

>>54972731
But you can mentally wank yourself to the fact you are a crypto anon. Especially anons on ORE and XMR.

>> No.54974033

>>54972789
DYOR cryptos built for decentralized IDs, assets, and rights.

>> No.54974064

>>54972745
almost based
except you’re a frog nigger

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>>54972731
Not true, AVAX Chan just gave me a footjob 20 mins ago.
Pick better bags anon.

>> No.54975596

So my posts get deleted for being low quality but this shit stays up?

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>>54973400
No. Only I can.

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>>54974064

Frogs are love. Frogs are life.

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>>54975583
This

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>>54975583
Oh God... I wish that were me...

>> No.54977104

>>54972731
>you will never have sexy sex with your big booba milkmoos without 20,000 years of accumulated neuroses
I'm just kidding, of course, it never was like that because we're a violent, murderous ape-species, so I'm speaking more "trans-historically". But even historically, this planet has become an open-air insane asylum about sex. In that sense I'd say the insanity kicked into high gear around 8,000 years ago, with the development of metallurgy which, "fun fact", is why me and you are so fucking insane today, if you've ever wondered.

>> No.54977350

>>54975583
No video, no true.

>> No.54978143

>>54973529
how many 0s are in her bodycount

>> No.54978262

>>54974064
sir this is a frog board

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>>54972731
Yeah yeah, of course, speak for yourself.

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