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My wife just washed my wallet Anonymous Sun, May 14, 2023 18:03:23 No.54964242 [Reply] [Original]

I am financially ruined. How do I come back from this bros

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 14, 2023 18:06:50 No.54964266 >>54964242 Wash her purse and live on the streeets

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 14, 2023 18:21:20 No.54964361 >>54964266 I don't think she has a seed phrase in her purse

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 14, 2023 18:25:33 No.54964396 >>54964361 She has my seed in her class purse iykwim

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 14, 2023 18:26:56 No.54964405 >>54964242 put it in the dryer, thats what its there for

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 14, 2023 18:27:07 No.54964407 >>54964396 wdym ?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 14, 2023 19:00:27 No.54964680 >>54964396 I don't know what you mean. Are you a farmer or farmers merchant? What seeds do you sell?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 14, 2023 19:13:36 No.54964790 >>54964396 Class purse? What is a class purse?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 14, 2023 19:15:47 No.54964813 Wait, is that a ledger thing or does it affect Trezors too? Will washing my trezor delete my wallet? I can still restore from backup on a new trezor right???

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 14, 2023 19:17:50 No.54964830 >>54964813 I stupidly had a cold wallet with a few thousand in it. The seed phrase only existed on paper. 12 words +1, and the +1 was a password hint that I would always know but nobody else could ever guess. Now it's gone

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 14, 2023 19:25:08 No.54964900 >>54964830 You couldn't be assed to memorize 13 words? Shit man I haven't memorized mine either but at least I have a few offsite backups.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 14, 2023 19:49:36 No.54965154 >>54964396 ARE YOU FUCKING HER BY CHANCE

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 14, 2023 19:51:01 No.54965172 >>54964396 >class purse the fuck is that? Does my paladin or warlock have their own type of purse?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 14, 2023 20:08:11 No.54965326 >>54964900 I have about a dozen seed phrases. The main ones are memorised and engraved

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 14, 2023 21:08:00 No.54965906 >>54964242 Why the fuck were your life savings in your shorts pocket? You deserve it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 14, 2023 23:16:00 No.54966882 File: 1.38 MB, 498x498, 1649658476521.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54965326 So you aren't actually financially ruined?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 14, 2023 23:18:34 No.54966902 >>54964242 Hypnosis is your only shot Always record the session

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 15, 2023 01:41:37 No.54968009 >>54964813 Yes if you have your seed phrase you can restore a cold wallet on another device.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 15, 2023 04:49:13 No.54969327 File: 198 KB, 1545x881, 1664559198397914.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>54966882 What is the functional difference between losing all your money from bad trades and losing access to your money because you lose your passwords?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 15, 2023 08:01:55 No.54970466 >>54966882 Am OP fonefagging. Not really ruined. Just taking a fat L

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 15, 2023 08:26:25 No.54970602 your fault >leaves wallet unsafely unattended >gets wife to wash clothes women washing clothes is a meme that must be performed manually since you likely have a machine, there is no excuse for this double incontinence

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 15, 2023 08:58:46 No.54970730 >>54964396 Do you mean "ass purse"?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 15, 2023 09:28:21 No.54970850 >>54964813 No, your seed phrase will get all jumbled from the spin cycle. It MAY survive a delicate wash if you're very lucky.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 15, 2023 09:36:02 No.54970882 >>54970602 Incompetent, I will concede. But my bladder and bowel control is beyond reproach

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 15, 2023 11:05:24 No.54971319 >>54970882 I take that back I have just done a small wee

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 15, 2023 11:29:49 No.54971440 >>54970466 at least you weren't drained of 67k like me

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 15, 2023 12:11:16 No.54971715 >>54971440 You think it was keylogger? I always copy/paste my seed words in, plus some false ones and far too many of them and in the wrong order, then delete superfluous ones to make the right phrase. A keylogger can't tell what you're deleting

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 15, 2023 12:50:49 No.54972023 >>54964242 We’ll you’re the retard who doesn’t have a back up and she’s a dumb lazy bitch for not checking pockets.