/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.54945518]

be me
>fell for learn2code meme
>switch my major EE to CS in 2020
>dreaming of 100k/year out of college & wfh
>graduate this May
>9 months internship over 3 places, decent gpa
>got 0 offer
>just realize I'm one of midwits with no talent
it's truly fucking over

[Anonymous No.54945522]

>>54945518
Grind leetcode

[Anonymous No.54945533]

>be me
>Masters in CS and minor in Applied Megaphysics from MIT
>5 blue chip AAA tier 1 internships
>graduate this past may
>900 applications
>only 1 call back from Quaker Oats

Don't be like me guys.... don't fall for the CS meme

[Anonymous No.54945545]

>>54945518
You’re probably ass at coding bro.
CS degree will NOT prepare you for SWE

Do you think it’s so easy you just get a piece of paper and start the amazing lifestyle that techbros have?

You need to be a master of development

[Anonymous No.54945560]

Anybody who works for someone else coding is a no talent hack unless it's actual software development

[Anonymous No.54945565]

be me
>started programming at 15
>never stopped all the way through uni
>dropped out junior year, still got a job
>making 110k effortlessly
>own land and am building a house
Academia fags btfo, you literally cannot compete.

[Anonymous No.54945584]

>>54945533
Getting a master's in CS is a red flag for most employers. It shows that you didn't have the grindset to start making money with a bachelor's and instead became an academia cuckold unfit for work in a private company. I'd just leave it off your resume and say you were working on a startup that failed after all the founders died in a tragic yacht accident instead.

[Anonymous No.54945608]

>>54945565
You just sit back and watch timmy
Won't be long now

[Anonymous No.54945609]

>>54945565
I started like 4-5 years ago and make 150k + eoy 36k bonus + stock at 15% discount with no lock period

[Anonymous No.54945628]

be me
>started programming at 4 years old
>installed gentoo by age 5
>successfully exited vim at age 6
>dropped out in 8th grade
>now a level 5 engineer for Google, remote
>make $300k TC and own my own homestead in the Kansas wilderness

[Anonymous No.54945634]

>>54945609
enjoy your HR-mandated struggle sessions where they tell you how oppressive you are to your PoC coworkers

[Anonymous No.54945638]

>can't code for shit
>position myself as an idea guy
>bully and command devs to workout my ideas
>earn 250k and have enough time to lift and take care of myself while these losers turn into beans and earn peanuts

[Anonymous No.54945671]

>>54945518
>>54945522
>>54945533
>>54945545
>>54945560
>>54945565
>>54945608
>>54945609
>>54945628


Turing test write nigger if youre not a JIDF demoralization bot or a paid shill and ill refute any replies.


Those that acutally dont do the wfh leetcode l2code meme bullshit but actually excel in data structures, algorithms, etc. are exteremly in demand and always will be because its not learning a system.

Every single field can use algorithmic and mathametical knowledge and you can literally apply anywhere in any field. Compsci is just abstracting a field to simple terms. So i know some of you are lying

[Anonymous No.54945777]

>>54945671
nigger
I make great money as a SWE
Op is just a beta programmer wannabe who thought his piece of paper degree meant something

Work harder to learn proper software architecture it’s not just algorithms that’s for swe toddlers.

[Anonymous No.54945784]

>>54945518
>meme degree
>7 years in
>still extremely average at coding
>always find work

[Anonymous No.54945792]

>>54945634
im a person of color whatever the fuck that means

I am what we like to call here a pajeet in the us mmmk

[Anonymous No.54945900]

>>54945671
>actually excel in data structures, algorithms, etc
so like 10% of these SWE earning crazy salaries completely oblivious that they're not worth that much

[Anonymous No.54946026]

>>54945518
Kek, I'd rather stick to my physical therapy major and use Nilo for my every-day expenses

[Anonymous No.54946120]

>>54945545
What's SWE?

[Anonymous No.54946157]

>>54945518
It's just a recession chud

[Anonymous No.54946162]

>>54946026
>PT
Bro, are you really?

[Anonymous No.54946168]

>>54945518
Should've been looking for a job last year.
>t. graduated June 2022 and started a six figure remote swe job with FAANG company right after graduation

[Anonymous No.54946169]

imagine making good money and still being trapped in this shithole lmao
only neetchads should be allowed to post here

[Anonymous No.54946190]

>>54946026
You will always have clients and patients so that's rather smart

[Anonymous No.54946195]

>>54945518
are you guys just retarded at actually writing production software or something? dont know hot o manage production issues, write logging for monitoring, scaling up using threads, load balancing, updating and using apis etc?

There's literally tons of jobs. Unless you're some meme'r who thought degree+leetcode = job

I get pinged daily for jobs for last few weeks i had to delete my linkedin and they still somehow find my email

Learn to write apps in android / ios.

Mobile phone apps are the ACTUAL future. Not this web dev 3month boot camp trash or ai memes

[Anonymous No.54946198]

>>54946026
u gonna brush ur teeth for everyday expenses? teh fuck

[Anonymous No.54946211]

>>54946195
literally jobs everywhere. i applied for the funsies and got a phone interview within 7 days and a IN person in 2 weeks. I can write both iOS/Android apps at a scale. deployed to production and used by tens of thousands of people (will scale to hundreds k+ but we're in AB test right now)