/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.54941799]

Is a cat a good investment?

[Anonymous No.54941806]

No. Unless you are a farmer

[Anonymous No.54941881]

>>54941799
Yes, if it's a good companion. Some cats are assholes.

[Anonymous No.54941892]

Both cats and dogs are frens

[Anonymous No.54941898]

No, because then it dies and you want to kys

[Anonymous No.54941925]

>>54941799
overall yes

[Anonymous No.54941939]

>>54941799
Some cats are very expensive anon. And they can make more cats.

[Anonymous No.54941948]

>>54941799
Absolutely not. My waifu and I made a deal; we get the cat she wanted, and I get a daily blowjob. We get the cat, it hates people, basically feral, doesn't like being stroked or touched, won't sit with you, just comes in to eat and then goes out again
>£7 a month insurance
>£35 a month cat food
>Idk how much a quarter for flea and worm treatment
>Occasionally sick and have to clean up car vomit
>Leaves dead animals by my back door which I have to clean up
And my missus has now 'forgotten' about her side of the deal
>That's not a thing I never said that
>Yes I said it but I was obviously joking you didn't really think I meant it
Fuck my life, bros. Fuck my life

[Anonymous No.54941955]

>>54941799
Cat's are the best investment there is is

[Anonymous No.54941959]

>requires food
>requires medicine
>requires litter
>requires toys
>requires time

>gives friendship
>gives hair
>gives poop

From a financial perspective, I would say the answer is NO. You CANNOT pay bills with discarded CAT HAIR or POOP. You CANNOT pay bills with your FRIENDSHIP with a furry 4-legged NPC. From a trying not to kys perspective, HOWEVERRRRR, it may be worth it.

[Anonymous No.54941988]

>>54941892
I think this is fake. Cats have no sense of rhythm and would never head bob to repeated patterns. I could see this being real for a pet parrot for example.

[Anonymous No.54941994]

>>54941988
She probably just has her hand behind her pussy, making her head bop manually

[Anonymous No.54941996]

>>54941988
It's obvisously real... haven't you seen the video with the dancing cat?

[Anonymous No.54942011]

>>54941898
cat lives for 15+ years, still a good investment. without one i'd want to kys myself every other day instead

[Anonymous No.54942228]

>>54941948
>cat insurance
>quarterly flea and worm treatment
Son, my cats go out every day and one of them got worms once in four years. I think you're doing it wrong.

[Anonymous No.54942242]

>>54942011
I lost mine last week, he was 21yo. I put him to sleep while he was clinging to me, wondering why I was crying, panicked. He didn't like the vet, but he thought it was only for a vaccine or some bullshit. I could tell he was just worried; while he came here to die. I will never recover, the guilt is killing me. I'm bordering on insanity, and that's coming from a man who lost all his family except his mom.

[Anonymous No.54942247]

>>54941799
Get at least two cats because they have a higher quality of life when they have another of their species around. I wouldn't get three, though, unless you have some huge mansion or you live on a farm or something.

[all fields No.54942429]

>>54942242
dont beat yourself up anon. you did the right thing and he now knows that wherever he is. you'll meet again in the afterlife and it will be joyous again. for now enjoy yourself, maybe get another fren.

[Anonymous No.54942477]

>>54942242
21 good years. RIP.

[Anonymous No.54942478]

>>54942242
he lived a happy long life, in human years he was like 120. no one lives beyond that point. unless you want to be a living dry mummy like those buddhists.

[Anonymous No.54942510]

Get a f1 Savannah cat

[Anonymous No.54942529]

>>54941948
>and I get a daily blowjob.
>That's not a thing I never said that
>Yes I said it but I was obviously joking you didn't really think I meant it
Imagine having a gf and she doesn’t even fulfil her natural obligation. Kick that cunt to the curb ASAP

[Anonymous No.54942552]

>>54942529
This, if you aren't even getting sex or bjs what exactly is the point of having a gf?

[Anonymous No.54942554]

>inb4 dog nigger comes in and says cats are Reddit
I fucking hate dog niggers with everything. Cat people typically like both cats and dogs. Then there’s dog niggers who despise cats with everything they are. I would minecraft a dozen mutts to save one cat, I would fund the destruction of the entire pitbull breed if could (literally the niggers of dogs).

[Anonymous No.54942790]

>>54942529
>>54942552
>Gf
Anons, I married her. We have two kids and a shit cat. I'm stuck

[Anonymous No.54942809]

Dogs are more useful to bark at intruders and such, but cats are easier to take care of and less annoying

[Anonymous No.54942867]

>>54942790
Rip
t. Blowjobless catless married man

[Anonymous No.54942897]

>>54942242
dont be guilty for being responsible. in the past cats suffered b/c i was too weak for too long. you did good

[Anonymous No.54942903]

https://youtu.be/6z2shcGzLek

[Anonymous No.54942905]

>>54942867
https://youtu.be/GH0YPXb49q0

[Anonymous No.54943287]

>>54942867
You deserve it, shit retard

[Anonymous No.54944506]

>>54942429
I thought about getting a new fren but first I need to control the constant crying. Not very practical for daily routine.

[Anonymous No.54944517]

>>54942477
He was an old wise man. Still looked like a stud though, until he got sick. Orange with green eyes. He was so pretty...

[Anonymous No.54944530]

>>54942478
Oh he was clearly an outlier. 21 years is incredible, most cats pass away around 15. Although my aunt knew a cat who died at 24... Literally a biblical age.

[Anonymous No.54944543]

>>54941959
>From a trying not to kys perspective, HOWEVERRRRR, it may be worth it.
>not including not killing yourself as a financial point
you can't make money if you're dead and you won't make as much money if you're depressed, for some people friendship is an incredible investment

[Anonymous No.54944550]

>>54942897
That's what the vet said. He told me that he would have had a very painful death if I didn't make the right thing. Animals don't really die of old age, it's mostly a myth... Death is never peaceful...

[Anonymous No.54944579]

>>54942242
You did the best you could anon, there was no way it could have gone any other way. He loved you and you loved him, and you're redirecting your grief into self loathing. Your friend is still with you and lives on in your memory. The best you can do for him is go on where he could not. You're a good person anon. Love yourself first.

[Anonymous No.54944583]

>>54942242
you murdered him you fucking piece of shit

[Anonymous No.54944590]

>>54942242
21 years is a damn good run fren. You can’t really ask for much more than that. At least your lil homie passed in your arms knowing it was loved. It’s cliche but try to be thankful the time and love they gave you. I dread the day my lil guy goes, he’s attached at the hip.

[Anonymous No.54944594]

cats are easy pets and they're little balls of fluff that you can love on when you've had a bad day

[Anonymous No.54944612]

>>54941948
You sound dumb. Unironically saying waifu and then getting tied to a woman that isn't even physically attracted to you.

[Anonymous No.54944638]

>>54942554
I'm a dog person but I also like cats. I agree with you regarding shitbulls. I'm glad cops shoot them on the spot.

[Anonymous No.54944643]

>>54942554
based. more power to you. I hate animal cruelty.

[Anonymous No.54944692]

>>54944579
I remember being so upset when my grandpa died at 95. I felt betrayed by God, by time, by reality. I suppose we all reject the contingencies pertaining to life and its inevitable ending until they manifest themselves out of the blue, and it's already too late. Same goes for us, we expect to be immortal, at the end of the day... Don't we?
Thank you for the kind words anon, bless you.

[Anonymous No.54944712]

>>54941898
just buy another one

[Anonymous No.54944719]

>>54941898
My cat passed away the other weekend. It still fucking hurts. He was a rescue so I gave him the best life he could have had.

>>54941799
They're cheaper than kids for sure.

[Anonymous No.54944724]

>>54944590
I keep thinking about his funny, big round eyes, always darting left and right whenever I was eating something. He was a glutton... I never knew I'd appreciate this sort of mundane qualities once he's no longer here.
Enjoy your kitty fren, they will give you so much more love than any other person. Animals are sacred.

[Anonymous No.54944734]

>>54942554
Jesus Christ. I wish we had more stories of shitbulls ripping niggers a new one. The facial reconstruction surgery would be an improvement.

[Anonymous No.54944735]

>>54944719
Rip fren. I hope you're okay.

[Anonymous No.54944738]

>>54944550
Eh your vet wanted money desu, my childhood cat is 20 he's not doing the best but also because I'm poor and can't feed him properly, my oldest made it to 24, blind in one eye, she passed away under my bed overnight from being fine.

She wasn't doing great though, I probably should have put her down there at the end.

[Anonymous No.54944764]

Neighbours have a cat, she likes to hang out in our back garden. She's very friendly. Free cat. Pic related.

[Anonymous No.54944766]

>>54944738
Also cats have dopamine receptors that release opium like painkillers nonstop, it's why they live longer and are able to wishstand severe attacks.

[Anonymous No.54944773]

>>54941799
>Is a cat a good investment?
The bestest

[Anonymous No.54944783]

>>54941799
Mine is a little mean shitting machine, but he's cute tho, I wouldn't buy one, just adopt, and they eat a lot more than you'd think, just try to not invade its personal space and you'll be good, also, speaking bout investments you better get another thing to do, like rebase or something

[Anonymous No.54944796]

>>54944738
Your cats are blessed anon. I saw some animals die in great pain... Unfortunately it's very common. And it leaves an unforgettable trauma. I'm glad mine didn't suffer, I would have hated myself for life.

[Anonymous No.54944807]

>>54944783
I hate cats so goddamn much, but I hate NFTs even more

[Anonymous No.54944814]

>>54944783
kek, just get a dog

[Anonymous No.54944821]

>>54944773
What a distinguished gentleman

[Anonymous No.54944835]

>>54944783
Adopting is absolutely better than buying, you give a chance to cats that otherwise wouldn't stand a chance

[Anonymous No.54944949]

>>54942554
Agree, it’s such a weird dynamic that cat people tend to like all animals including dogs but dog people get all up in arms about cats. I’ve never understood it

[Anonymous No.54945041]

>>54942554
One cat's life is worth more than every nigger on Earth.

[Anonymous No.54945208]

>>54945041
I love every animal, except niggers.

[Anonymous No.54945256]

>>54944949

A lot of dog owners are following a trend. MUH FURBABE became a legit brainless trend this past decade. I noticed it by the year. Cat owners tend to be more organic simple animal lovers.

I own both, they have their pros and cons

[Anonymous No.54945452]

>>54941799
Yes if you want to get some illness

[Anonymous No.54945614]

>>54941799
Unless your cat shits gold bricks having a cat is an asset. That doesn´t mean you shouldn't have one if you wish a pet in your house

[Anonymous No.54945648]

>>54941799
You can use the hair to ward off certain rodents.
Also, women like cute things so you might get some action.

[Anonymous No.54945653]

>>54945256
>A lot of dog owners are following a trend
This. I have friends who just NEED to own a dog. It's like some kind of accessory to their lives, like they feel they're not a complete household unless they have a dog or two. The sad thing is that most of them aren't even taking care of them properly; they leave them in the house all day, alone, or worse, locked outside in a kennel. Last house I lived in, I had at least 4 neighbors on the same road who had dogs outside in kennels almost 24/7. If i went out in my yard and made any kind of noise, they all started barking at me. It was annoying as fuck.

>>54944949
>it’s such a weird dynamic that cat people tend to like all animals including dogs but dog people get all up in arms about cats
Dogs are easier to subjugate; you can train them to be obedient, and if you don't train them, you can just lock them in a kennel and they'll deal with it and still love you. You can't really do either of those things to a cat, nor can you force the cat to give you affection, and some people are really offended by sharing their space with a creature they can't treat like shit and still get love from.

[Anonymous No.54946030]

>>54941799
Yes. I was going to buy a cat but now I am going to do it after I get back from vacation. I like all kinds of animals but cats are the most cute. Dogs are nice too but they demand more time to be taken care off. Once I have a family or a larger house, I will get a doggo too.
My plan is to have a small plot of land with some animals on it and crops.

[Anonymous No.54946769]

>>54946030
That's a coo?