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>> No.54940082

Oilbros... we did we gap down?

>> No.54940083

pffft fag

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>> No.54940086

Almost nothing can stop this tech rally.

>> No.54940094

>mumu speeding into a brick wall over a chatbot.

>> No.54940100

There will be no news the entire summer. "Nothing" will stop the rally

>> No.54940106

Youngest /smg/ of all time

>> No.54940107
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The government will default, which will cause bonds to become completely worthless, which will cause a total and irrevocable financial collapse. Even if it's only a technical default at first, it will cause yields to moon, which will cause an actual default shortly after.

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You bought shares of TR, right anon?

>> No.54940119

Just two more weeks, right?

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Yes, but unironically.

>> No.54940139

I'm down 50% on that garbage. I knew it was dumb to buy penis stocks shilled by smg.

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>> No.54940141

I literally have called every tightening and loosening of the market for 20 years, I have slaughetered everyone in my path. Why can't you fucking faggots do the same? AHHHHH

>> No.54940147
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Animals man. You ever just watch an animal lie in the sun and sleep? I wish I had that contentful of a life.

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>> No.54940154

Regional bank branches closing eliminates the single largest lollipop market in the nation.

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My SQQQ bag says hi nigga

>> No.54940160

You are fucking retarded not to hold it. Energy is always fucking down in the summer, they don't even start producing until September.

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uh, bros...

>> No.54940163

banks are just consolidating, no big deal

>> No.54940169

I watch my cat and dog do it all the time. They're just so fucking happy doing it, eating their dry food, going for two walks around the block. They've got it made.

>> No.54940175

What does this hedgehog webm have to do with banking

>> No.54940179
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Yes. Every day. I work in a park. Sit there in jeep having lunch watching rabbits and squirrels and canadian geese, occasional coyote, occasional deer. All of them just hang out being lazy for the most part. The rabbits in particular have a stoicism about them. Meanwhile I think what the fuck why did i have to be a human and have to work and pay rent and stuff this is bullshit.

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>> No.54940191

The sector's rolling over, ya doof.

>> No.54940192

Am I going to get a 3 day for OT because you don't get the reference?

>> No.54940193

But it looks really happy while rolling over

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What the fuck happened to the SLV today?

Also, is it time to buy oils?

I enjoy anime

>> No.54940216

Did he died?

>> No.54940218

Based baker thank you.

>> No.54940222
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Semite tricksters playing games

>> No.54940231

I short tech because it's pumped the most.. also
>why have the most layoffs been concentrated in tech

I know people say layoffs are bullish, but why are you laying people off you hired in the first place?

>> No.54940242

The Fed will not let the treasury market fail. Yields go negative in the event of a default

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>> No.54940253

Last week, I started trading with my $4000

I made $100. It's not bad for being a NEET

>> No.54940256

The you're confusing the Fed Funds Rate and US Treasury Yields. The Fed doesn't have direct control over treasuries.

>> No.54940270

Yes they do through QE. The Fed will force yields down in the event of a default. If the treasury market fails it's game over

>> No.54940280

There would be no buyers except for the Fed themselves. I don't think that would be very good for inflation.

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So this one guy was claiming that they changed the CPI calculations at the beginning of this year... does anyone know more about this? Sounds a little bit too fugged up

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So apparently I'm just now finding out that I'm crazy. Bloomberg anon said I'm a loon. That's not true right? He's just a normalfag right?

>> No.54940296

Exactly, the Fed is the buyer of last resort. The Fed will prioritize financial stability over inflation expectations when the entire system is at stake. Also in that situation credit spreads will blow out so it wouldn't immediately be inflationary

>> No.54940299

>jobless claims sharply rising
i thought we just got great jobs data. they couldn't have possibly rigged the numbers?

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SIGAbros... are we back?

>> No.54940303
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>grandpa worked for Santa Fe International Corp, the oil rig drilling company which (as GlobalSantaFe) was bought by Transocean in 2007
>stacked up a nice healthy retirement
>share price in 2007 $145/share
>(due to alcohol or dementia) he didn't sell his shares in 2007 when the massive pump happened
>he lost his password to his email and hasn't seen a retirement statement since 2010
>Deepwater Horizon happened
>now Transocean stock is $5.60/share
>granddad doesn't remember anything and has spent the last 15 years drinking liters of cheap vodka
Bros... My familial wealth... Did he really blow it? Is it over? Did he manage to turn $150,000 into $1500 through sheer incompetence? I can't possibly believe it's this bad, but then again, it very well could be

>> No.54940308

Dead meme

>> No.54940310

I hope. Lost $25 on that shit. Bought in at $7 but held too long, it's on me, but I'd like a chance to make some money off it.

>> No.54940317

that is really not that much money in the scheme of things. you should probably focus on making your own way in the world instead of complaining about your ancestors mistakes

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>> No.54940329
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So how does the BLS determine inflation? By assembling a basket of goods, giving them weights roughly proportionate to how much we spend on each, then tracking their prices. Yeah?

How do you determine those proportionate weights? Like how much we spend on sofas vs. airfare. Especially if they change over the years. For example buying more sofas and fewer plane tickets during the pandemic.

The old BLS method averaged consumer spending from the last two years. They updated it to only weight based on the previous year.

So instead of including a light-on-services, heavy-on-goods pandemic-era 2021 and averaging that with the more normal 2022 spending, they're just using 2022 spending to weight 2023's CPI components.

Ironically this increased the weighting of services, which are currently more inflationary than goods, so the change bumped headline CPI up a little.

>> No.54940333

They swapped to use a different time frame for comparison. Didn't seem to work.

>> No.54940337

It's an index...it's always changing weights. Same as any other index like SPY or VOO. It contains a million data points reduced down to get that one number, and the details of those data points are not (and in practical terms, cannot) stay the same every time.

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You're right, but I am taking care of him in his final years and am trying to piece together his financial decisions, or rather, the lack thereof. Is this a worst case scenario? Is there a scenario where 20 years of investment actually pays off with this graph, or did he work for 20 years for nothing due to financial illiteracy?

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banks used to be a place where you would store your precious metals and items for safe keeping, like gold. one of nature's most perfect specimens. a brilliant material. the terrestrial embodiment of the sun itself. shining with brilliance for all eternity. dense, heavy, physical. real.
then they started to convince people to part with their own piece of the sun and instead began storing mountains of worthless toilet paper with some old paedophile's face on the front with some made up number and value. they called it the 'green-back' on account of the multitude of rotting corpses festering in the mass graves, flesh turning rancid. ultimately all on account of this little tricky the bankers pulled.
as time passed they would devise even more elaborate schemes, they would just replace their endless stacks of TP with computers or the numbers themselves which didn't even have any physical representation at all. they would just arbitrarily change values according to their will. the black mages of Plutus! Curse them.

as the world descended further into madness and consumed by the Kali Yuga the dark mages of Plutus devised another scheme. they would simulate the process of extracting the light of the sun bound to stone, that of mining gold. they would simulate this all, bound to the machinations of the black mages and that of machine. they would convince the masses that this was one and the same. all this requiring vast amounts of labour, energy and human work of course.

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The price of Stouffer's frozen lasagna is the only metric that matters.

>> No.54940351

I mean even if he were of sound mind do you think he would have actually sold the top? most people just hold company stock forever

>> No.54940354

It's bad, but that's why a standard piece of advice is not to park both your retirement savings and your current income/job at the same company.

That said, there's always another play so you may yet find something that lets you amass generational wealth.

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>Kashkari comes to power
>Fed provides Stouffer's a mandatory, emergency loan of $200b to expand production

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very lazy explanation
very based digits

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>> No.54940369

>worries that Kashkari has gone too far

>> No.54940370

every year in february they change the formula

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Just. In time. For pride month.


>> No.54940409

That’s true, that’s exactly what he did. I guess I will end up taking ownership of his Transocean stock once he dies. Maybe it’ll go up.
At the very least, I have learned what not to do. Jesus christ guys. I’m living in a $500k house with $250k in reverse mortgage debt. Electricity gets shut off in 3 days due to an $1,800 past due bill, and my NEET uncle (who doesn’t live here) is taking checks out of the house to pay for his apartment. I make $14/hr working a back breaking trade job with $300 to my name. The generational wealth amassing plan is not going well. Should I leverage the house to the hilt and burn the whole thing to the ground? Do I just shoot myself and save the trouble? It’s looking pretty bleak here guys.

>> No.54940412

I’m probably never going to make it

>> No.54940413
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APPLE and MSFT are all getting close to their All time highs. While the FED lifted interest rates at the fastest pace in modern history.... Along with QT. Something is not right.... Liquidity is somehow still getting into the system....

Trading stocks is chess. And these faggots played their hand well.. Debt Default and banking failures might just indeed be BOOOOLISH.

>> No.54940426

>I make $14/hr working a back breaking trade job with $300 to my name.
Up your prices or switch to something better paying. Your wagie income has to become a solid base first before it's worth worrying about stocks or other investments.

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Short white pussy. Long man ass, Asian and Latin pussy.

>> No.54940529

My god

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What does this mean

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Holy crap metals are getting absolutely shr3kt. At least they got nice divvies but bloody hell do they underperform. Literally why even buy that crap when you can buy Apple and outperform by a huge margin?

>> No.54940566

>bonds worthless
Sounds bullish for stocks

>> No.54940570

>new twitter CEO is an wef whore
Why is elon such a fag kek. And why didn't I buy TSLA when it was bottoming out, since it's going to pump hard this summer.

>> No.54940572

Copper getting just’d means recession, nobody is going to be buying iPhone and iPads when they lose their jobs later in the year

>> No.54940577

EVs are and always have been a meme

>> No.54940579

>my ETF that did literally nothing the last several days says hi

>> No.54940582

Does anyone here on /smg/ hold Hong Kong Dollars or Yuan? I'm asking because I'm looking to hold onto different currencies.

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"It's just a natural retracement, bro"... industry activity is overall reducing yet large and mid cap industry companies are reporting record earnings and good guidance. It's a very strange market and I have no idea what to make of it.
Although copper could signal a recession, china could pick up the scraps and the same goes for Europe.
Just fugg dis gey market

>> No.54940592

The UK's economy grew by 0.2% year-on-year in the first quarter of 2023
SOXL to 30 EOD

>> No.54940594

You know what's a meme? Your retarded opinion.

>> No.54940597

You don't buy metals to perform you buy them to preserve.

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Thought you guys were screaming,turns out its just the cryptofags

>> No.54940605

Shouldn't you be on a 10day 300km road trip somewhere?

>> No.54940624

It’s the most sczhiophrenic market we’ve ever seen

>> No.54940636

Sometimes it just starts with them cuz 24 hour market

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>tesla is up 4% after hours
No one gives a fuck about fundamentals dipshit, it's being pumped by WEF goons. It's not going to ever make sense for the same reason they deliberately cause inflation to pump their own assets without giving a fuck about you.

Bitcoin holders are deleveraging.

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>> No.54940654

The HIBOR's been going nuts, hasn't it?

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This is like the week leading up to the covid crash.

>> No.54940663

>4150 remains the iron coffin lid

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Hey Faggots,

My name is Jerome, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are poor, retarded, degenerates who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass charts. You are everything bad in the economy. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any dividends? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of their gambling addictions on weekly options and chinese scam stocks, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than buying BGFV at $9.50.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shorts. I'm pretty much perfect. I am Chair of the Federal Reserve of the United States, and hand picked by President Trump. What investments do you make, other than "buying the LCI dip because of muh share structure and epic short squeeze"? I also get mad gains, and have a banging hot interest rate (I just did some rape hikes; Shit was SO crash). You are all faggots who should just liquidate your portfolios and apply for a job at McDonald's. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my FED Funds Rate.

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two more weeks?

>> No.54940679

Yes. Crypto imploded before stocks did. Something is amiss on gayer planes.

>> No.54940685

how many funds is too many? should you only invest in a few funds or lots?

>> No.54940695

If you do things right, you should only be able to monitor a few but that's all you need.

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>> No.54940719

How many bear market rallies are you retards going to fall for?

>> No.54940729

Good advice, I appreciate it anon. I will bust my boss’s balls.

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lets just ignore everything and create our own fantasy land build on soft landing hopium to pump the indices 20% off the lows

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I thought UUUU was back. Why must it constantly end up a PND

>> No.54940783

what's the point of investing in bonds if they take so long to mature?

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Banks always implode over the weekend, who gets to buy Pacwest for cheap? I think the feds don't want JPM to gobble up everything so they may opt for a different buyer.

>> No.54940789

Already Friday bros

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>Be home depot wagie working lots department
>Spend all day pushing carts and loading customer shit
>Use some funds to buy stocks and dividends
>Do such a good job regulars ask you to help them more often
>Certain female customer sees me at least twice a week
>She is a pear shaped bbw with cute face but HUGE belly and wide hips/ass
>Other day asked me when I get off work
>Got invited to coffee at local cafe on weekend

Bros, is this bullish for a relationship? I'm happy but nervous. Always wanted a big booty waifu.

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>> No.54940817

It’s a meme stock aswell as a commodity stock, expect gut wrenching volatility at all times

>> No.54940829

what's your average?
waiting for AAPL to eat shit and kill the nasd-ACK

>> No.54940830

I get your point that it's probably not the time for hopium but isn't that how the stock market recovers after the crash?

>> No.54940837

Doesn't matter what they *want*. FDIC rules say they have to take whatever bid costs the taxpayer the least.

>> No.54940847

5 stocks are responsible for all those ytd gains. that's not how "real" bottoms work, but I'm sure this time is different

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>waiting for AAPL to eat shit

>> No.54940870

I thought FDIC could block sale if it compromises the stability of the banking sector. Might be misremembering but they did that in 08. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_bank_failures_in_the_United_States_(2008%E2%80%93present)

How much shit can the gigabanks eat before they too become at-risk?

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Dont fall for the bbw meme.
The smell is bad. Like really bad.
Touch her only after she gets out of the shower. A few hours later its to late.

>> No.54940891

the fed will bail out the big guys

>> No.54940894

She's just using you for the forklift certification, she's too fat to get out of bed unassisted.

>> No.54940897

wtf that phone thing is genius i want it. i miss old phones.

>> No.54940901

Theres more than one way to default. The goverment defaults whatever happens with the debt ceiling, its just people figure it out now one way, vs later the other way. but do you really think congress will destroy their multi million dollar stock portfolios when it can all be figured out later

>> No.54940907

My nextdoor neighbors mom molested me as a teenager and we had sex for nearly a decade. i miss her she died of cancer yesterday.

>> No.54940908

Same, I'm only like 80% sure that's still valid or universally applicable. Might've been some post-2008 Dodd Frank bullshit?

Anyway, my guess is because nothing's stopped the oligarch banks so far, nothing will in the future.

>> No.54940910

my sense of smell got fucked up ever since covid, so I probably won't even notice
she's fat but not immobile. Like around 300lb~ range from what I can tell.

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>the smell is bad,like really bad
Could you elaborate?

>> No.54940915

all women are whores, you shouldnt miss her

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>Like around 300lb~ range from what I can tell.

>> No.54940921

Same, but in my case she did that when I was 9

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ur a victim bro

>> No.54940939

That's fucking awesome. If anyone found out that she liked faggots she would be ruined.

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A wise man once told me; she ain't a lady unless she's at least 280. He seemed like a happy dude with a massive planet for a wife.

That being said, I think MCD is recession proof.

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>> No.54941002
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The balance sheet

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>Like around 300lb~ range
You people are not real right? This shitty website isn't real right? By god
Well, g-g-g-good for you man. I mean there are millions of hot chicks waiting to get dicked down and you choose someone that has crippling self-harm problems. You do you, man

>> No.54941006

Why are you so mean to people? I don't understand this place. I am literally the ghost of hitler.

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>> No.54941025

bruh once you wrap your arms around some soft wide ass that's big enough to get stuck in doorframes, there's no going back and it feels fucking good.

>> No.54941054

damn vtwax is garbage why do people suggest it

>> No.54941059
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I hate cellulite. Repulsive, disgusting, freakish. As someone who used to help (part time job) cleaning up disfigured corpses when idiots decided to throw themselves before trains, I would rather look at that than overly fat people.
Like I get some nice healthy fat. My standards are very low since I myself am quite ugly but I draw the line to fatties that are a drain on society and more importantly their own families. That is just such an ugly and unattractive behaviour that is clearly stemming from a massive truly massive overblown ego.
Btw, are you guys still bullish on gold or do you reckon the dollar will keep going up? The US is an import country so if the dollar drops too much, inflation could skyrocket. So I am kinda split on gold

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Take the "small cap value" pill

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250lb and up and the stench is unbearable.
Her tights and asscheeks are in constant contact without a bit of air. The skin gets this weird color and it just smells rotten. Her pussy is burried in 5inches of fat and it just smells like rotten eggs and fish constantly.
t. Was in my early 20s and fucked around like an animal not caring about a single thing.
Now im just ashamed thinking back.

>> No.54941080

How do you do this? I'm afraid of my boss because he writes my paycheck.

>> No.54941092

just uninvert already, you fucker

>> No.54941117

Its time to short squeeze SOXL, David SOXL tweeted a poop emoji signaling he's shitting on bobo #ApesNotLeaving

>> No.54941145

that is foul

>> No.54941152
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Small caps have been getting absolute wrecked these two years. The "general rule" of buy small caps during bear markets have been completely thrown out the window. You buy semis in a recession as evidenced by them being up +100% from the bottom. That or workshop industry which will never go out of style.
Small caps have completely disappointed me

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So the anon last week was actually right telling that they injected liquidity, which resulted in the regional to pumps...how long can they sustain this? I can't see this type of tricks going on forever.

>> No.54941162

If this happens i can unironically retire

>> No.54941179

this european open is dog shit

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>injected liquidity
Emergency measures. Completely different, m8 :). Why else would FED add fuel to an already roaring bonfire? Amirite?

>> No.54941188

in a recession you buy companies with pricing power

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Small caps were trading with QQQ but the bank failures have seemed to been HEEMING them since march

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It took 1 share to pump IEP 4.27 percent, I did the math and when carl does the buy back IEP will be a 634x

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Forgot to add (semis) SOXX

>> No.54941209

>inb4 dax pumps
it never gets old

>> No.54941219

fukin DAX, but CAC also pumping.


Spain reaccelerating from 3,3 to 4,1.
France from 6,7 to 6,9.

ECB is absolutely worthless.

>> No.54941226

EU markets are in complete denial even more schizo than US

>> No.54941233

Is that saying that government yields on 10 year bonds is 1% ish and the market is 4%? That's wild if that's what it is

>> No.54941242

These hacks are absolutely trying to save the markets. It's pretty obvious. Fighting inflation is not their goal. Keeping the market alive as well as keeping rates low because of state debt. That's their fuckin primary goal. If the fuckin banks were sound and resilient you wouldn't do 25 bps. It shoul have gone to 4%, And then 4,25, 4,5 or higher, but not fuckin 3,75 bllshit%

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Because it is the only rational market. Better earnings? Better guidance? Then go up. Inflation is good for margins and earnings. The european people will keep consuming until the rates get really darn high. Additionally, high wage increases lie in wait this year so spending is gonna get even higher.
The european markets are still relatively undervalued so there is room to grow
Heh, this market really is just one big clown but that's honestly what I've been able to gather. Stocks are still rallying on good earnings and guidance. Until ECB actually starts doing their job and guidance will become shit... until then it will keep rallying. Lagarde can suck my knob. Actually no, she looks like a freak alien

>> No.54941249

CAC weekly is actually green again. Will DAX achieve that too today? How can this be so retarded?

>> No.54941255

>Believing in guidance by the fuckin company itself
Are you this retarded, mumu?

Higher wages won't lead to higher spending. Just because you have more money, doesn't mean you waste it on overpriced products.

>> No.54941257

Didn't they have double digit inflation too? So that's like -9% real growth

>> No.54941261
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No this is saying that an corporate AAA 10Y bond has a 1% higher yield then 10Y government bond

>> No.54941268

the rate hikes in EU and US are worthless with their backdoor liquidity bullshit but this retard market needs an inflation uptick print to go back to reality. pigs are too greedy

>> No.54941269

> lb
> not kg
How did I know it was gonna be an uneducated amerilard

>> No.54941278

Yeah range makes more sense. Looks like companies aren't quite desperate enough to or;What was the former graph?

>> No.54941279

We are having uptick prints. Spain grew again. France grew 0,2. Germany fell 0,2, but it's still at 7,2, or 7,6 eu harmonized, so what gives?

>> No.54941294

US needs to break for EU to go down.
trading EU indices in hope of any different outcome than US session is not possible in this fake and gay global ponzi

>> No.54941306

Yeah,I know, it's pathetic. US is keeping EU alive.

global ponzi is exactly what it is. China even moves differently, Japan too. But EU is practically a copy of US only with different performance.

>> No.54941316

No it means that there is little fear in Investment grade (IGY) bond yields, meaning that you are taking on more risk then you think if spreads widen

>> No.54941336

I mean, I know DAX recovers disproportionally because it's an performance index, so the dividends push it and may is practically the dividend month for germany, but it's not like CAC isn't pumping retardedly either

>> No.54941341

But I stand with my shorts. DAX 15000 EOJuly or August.. And afterwards maybe lower. My goal is 15k

>> No.54941342

HSI, China is unironically a more real market than this bullshit we see here. probably due all greedy pigs going out of China market last year where it dumped hard

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Eurobros i got heemed cuz i shorted CAC yesterday. I should have stayed in bull mode

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European companies continue to deliver and you cannot argue with that. As long as their pace of growth continues, they will get slurped at every opportunity. They are still relatively cheap compared to how much they earn

>> No.54941356

It's real just for the fact it moves it's own way. EU stocks are +50% in US hands.10% are in UK or so. So 40% remains to EU. LMAO, we are BOUGHT out.

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another bobo bites the dust

>> No.54941378

I waited til today after taking profits, but was dumb enough to short at 10:00-03 (german time). 10:05 it pumps, wonderful. I DCA shorts, but it's still senseless red. And it's literal shitcoin movement in EU.

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lol too bad OP, attleast you got your chance now to get that 5-10x

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Is spy gonna pump today... I bought puts yesterday expiring today...

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check the futes

>> No.54941437

Obvious glownigger is obvious.

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>> No.54941451

ready to dump

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I will will it into existence. Today is the DAY OF RECKONING!

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If I can get back to 15000 by the end of the year I'll be happy but damn learning how to trade has been tough. Scared of losing more momey so my last 2 months of savings (and all future savings) will stay in my savings account.

>> No.54941471

Why is the vix so low? I can't believe all the institutions and hedgies are so confident in the market stability

>> No.54941484

After graduating from C.W. Post College, Dalio had a free summer. He took a job as a clerk on the New York Stock Exchange. While there, he witnessed Nixon's decision to take the United States off of the gold standard. Due to the inflation this caused, stock prices on the exchange rose, on average, 33% the following day.[15] These events set in motion the Great Inflation of the 1970s. The combination of easy money policy and abandonment of fiscal discipline set prices soaring.[19]

>> No.54941510

Yeah, never gonna short when I see or expect higher inflation in EU. We know that ECB won't do more than 25bps, cause they certainly will not reaccelerate. Inflation on the other hand DID at least in france and spain. Especially spain is painful, because spain was the country that pulled EU inflation down so heavily.

>> No.54941532

11:30? ALGO - BUY
so blatantly

>> No.54941536

for today i foresee a tiny more rise for the indices, reaching the top of the previous days, then a big dump

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keep shorting bobo, maybe youll be right one of these years

>> No.54941568

why do bears do this to themselves? tech dropped like 50% and that wasnt enough for you guys? stocks dont go down forever, they correct sharply then continue to climb.

i bought calls on meta and googl and they were both multibaggers

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Bobos have been right for a year you fucking canadian.

>> No.54941575

We enjoy watching you celebrate literally nothing

>> No.54941576

complacency in dip buying has already set in. retards keep buying the dip until it doesn't work and fear will set in

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dont you dare post jack to me
>for a year
we have crabbed, take your meds

>> No.54941593

did you know posting this goblina is a good indicator of a newfag?

>> No.54941596


>literally nothing

>> No.54941602

oilbros.. we're back!

>> No.54941607
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how do I pofit off the Amish population rising in number (opposed to most other US groups) and them slowly buying up all the US farmland (they never sell)?

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>open thread
>0 results

it's like you guys hate money

>> No.54941613

What does no cap mean?

>> No.54941618

That's when a stock get delisted, the market cap goes to zero, hence "no cap"

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>> No.54941624

By defining money properly as credit instead of aggregates (currency plus M1, M2 money supply etc.), the total amount of debt in the U.S. is $50 trillion, whereas the total amount of money is $3 trillion. Dalio explains the government "prints" money and uses it to combat some of the consequences of contracting credit. This is reflected in money growing at an extremely fast rate at the same time as credit and real economic activity contract. Dalio argues that if the money printing occurs on a large enough level, it devalues the currency, decreases interest rates and drives investors from financial assets to inflation hedge assets.[94]

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stop buying oil I'm not done slurping

>> No.54941641

Fuck buddy cunt wants to fuck and is pretending that she cares about me or my dead cat. I literally killed hajis for the US government and have been reduced to this.

>> No.54941648

not your blog. nobody cares

>> No.54941652

thanks for the laugh, schizo poster

>> No.54941664

You are a fucking idiot if you think a girl wanting to make you feel better when you are down is a problem.

>> No.54941665

Just be yourself.

>> No.54941674

Most people, says Dalio, think that a depression is simply a really, really bad recession. But in reality, the two are distinct, naturally occurring events. A recession is a contraction in real GDP brought on by a central bank tightening monetary policy, usually to control inflation, and ends when the central bank eases. But a D-process occurs when an economy has an unsustainably high debt burden and monetary policy ceases to be effective, usually because interest rates are close to zero, and the central bank has no way to stimulate the economy. To compensate, the value of debt must be written down (risking deflation) or the central bank must print money (a trigger of inflation), or some combination of both.

this is from 2009 lol

>> No.54941700

Hmm.. what will they risk? Deflation or Inflation? Hard to pick.

>> No.54941701

Is this financial advice

>> No.54941715

No, buy BIL is.

>> No.54941745

I would just buy short term t-bills directly.

>> No.54941766

Im gonna have sex and then have bass and trout attack my line while I smoke weed and get a tan.

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>bear is deranged army veteran with hyper vigilance

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>> No.54941816

12:30 - ALGO- BUY

>> No.54941826

Fucking based. This is the dream.

>> No.54941836

We should do an /smg/ meet up at the metropolitan club

>> No.54941853

I'd suggest Dorsia

>> No.54941857


>> No.54941858

I'm thinking Dorsia

>> No.54941864


>> No.54941870

My wife sucked my D-process last night, which is the 2nd time this week. She used to hate giving blowjobs. She was a virgin when we married, so I think she hated not being able to get me to cum. I told her to keep sucking when my precum starts and to focus on licking the underside of the head. Now I think she loves how she can make me cum with her tongue. Virgin wives are a great investment. You can teach them to fuck like a whore over the years, but you can’t reduce the body count on a whore

>> No.54941877

To talk about memes and so forth IRL

>> No.54941883

Did you give her a rundown about hewey louis and the news?

>> No.54941887

always cracks me up when a zogbot posts his emotional trauma looking for sympathy. please tell us why anyone should care about it? you sold your soul to zog/satan, thinking that the uncaring mil indust machine would care about you after you willfully became their servant. you deserve all your suffering.
fighting for blood and soil is not the same as becoming a third world ransacker.

>> No.54941888

based and solid investment advice

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That description was not necessary at all

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>> No.54941893

Cracks me up when a browner is a white supremacist

>> No.54941899


>> No.54941903

Um what the fuck? Is that frog wearing blackface? Are you aware how fucking racist and insensitive that is?

>> No.54941904

you're like a faggy john wick

>> No.54941906

Oh vey I posted it again!

>> No.54941912

That frog lives for attention, he's a bad boy.

>> No.54941942

Wanna die?

>> No.54941943

I want these women to abuse me

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>> No.54941957

whiter than you mutt, and not a zog lapdog

>> No.54941963

Is this what smg is reduced to when volatility is this low?

>> No.54941964

Lol you are definitely brown.

>> No.54941975

You literally changed your pronouns to she/her

>> No.54941983

Do you guys expect the volatility to rise at the end of the day? the weekend can't be this safe, right? you should at least a minimum of hedging over the weekend

>> No.54941997

everything is possible in this clown market
we already advanced too far into honk land, just buy every dip

>> No.54941998

I kinda threw everything that I know out of the window because this market is a fucking joke.

>> No.54942003

We're about to go into a recession if we aren't already in it. Yet VIX is sitting near post-plandemic lows. Strange times

>> No.54942118

>He's not reparationsmaxxing
Why do you think UONE's such a good investment? It's not their customer base's current wealth I can assure you.

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Take a break from watching the markets to watch the Spiderman movies.

>> No.54942151

Pacw bros we will survive

>> No.54942166

Are you saying that jews are trying to keep the system that prints money into their pockets running?

>> No.54942200

What's crazy is that in the long run that increased yield is irrelevant. The performance of government and corporate bonds is the same, the default risk pulls it down to even.

>> No.54942202

Rich people have too many income producing assets so they will never stop purchasing equities in large amounts. There is a reason the FED goes off of the core CPI numbers and not just stocks.

>> No.54942212

market crashes in 2 hours

>> No.54942221

Their pe ratios are just fine too. Inflation is amazing for earnings

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All is going according to schedule

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Yes. We plunge to 410 on SPY. By the end of the day we'll be back here at 413.

>> No.54942232

Imagine damning your soul to eternal hell by killing innocent peasant farmers in Afghanistan just because Jews promised you gibs upon landing back home. Thanks for playing.

>> No.54942237

Do I buy disney calls? They're fucking massive. Surely they get the goys to see their films again?

It's either calls or writing puts. $90 seems like a steal for disney

>> No.54942243

Take another look at their earnings. The reason for yesterday's drop isn't what you think.

>> No.54942246

I hope soon INTC will be ready for another big swing. Going from 26-27 to 30 is pretty epic.

>> No.54942250

>Surely they get the goys to see their films again?
>little "but I don't have legs" mermaid
>marval triple feminism movie
>guardians 3
we're at the point where almost every movie is a flop anon

>> No.54942253

My dcf model says they're worth $95 minimum so i dont know what youre trying to imply here.

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holy fuck I didn't realize the stock got hit this fucking hard

>> No.54942258

Yes we all know 4channers do not like le woke disney, but you don't matter as a demographic

>> No.54942265

They fired their good ceo and then brought him back like 1 quarter ago, so I think we will see good things. it's basically disney bending the knee and realizing they fucked up. a course reversal should be imminent unless their recent acquisitions end up being total cash drains

>> No.54942269

the mouse is dead

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are you going to pretend their movies aren't making way less money

>> No.54942273

Guardian 3 is their only recent success story so they will be tapped on that front too. While also fighting a major state government and popular leader who will whip their ass. Until Florida gives them an edge to call in the federal government Disney will keep taking Ls in Florida.

>> No.54942280

It lost the India cricket streaming, sirs.

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To me that graph looks bullish for disney. If you interpret the graph as returning to pre-covid film sales levels, then disney has a higher % of market share...

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>> No.54942325

In about an hour and a half it'll dump to 69.

>> No.54942328

Never mind I read it wrong. Yeah their theater and streaming services are getting hammered. Kids prefer youtubers lol

>> No.54942331

anon their market share is only 15% compared to 25% pre covid

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>> No.54942335

>tickets sold go down
>price per ticket go up
carcinization is real boys

>> No.54942364

>How do you determine those proportionate weights? Like how much we spend on sofas vs. airfare. Especially if they change over the years. For example buying more sofas and fewer plane tickets during the pandemic.
>The old BLS method averaged consumer spending from the last two years. They updated it to only weight based on the previous year.
Weighting it based on spending is dumb because spending is endogenous to price level which is what you're trying to measure.

>> No.54942371

were gonna close below 380. screencap it.

>> No.54942388

For me? It's Bird-In-Hand Woodworks Inc., the jewel in disney's crown

>> No.54942394

I'm thinking writing puts then. The mouse will win... eventually

>> No.54942398

Today? Lol.
The odds of this happening are literally 0%, not even 0.01 delta
0.01 delta is 397

>> No.54942404

Fuck Delta. I fly United. We close below 380. Today.

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>people actually think rate paused or even cuts are happening when the yield curve is this inverted
this is some 1970s shit

>> No.54942413

next week brother

today is the blow off top to end this current rally

next week the fire rises

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prediction for gold by larry williams back in april 2020 using the COT

huge mistake lol

>> No.54942440

>sell shit that has been crabbing weeks
>it pumps the next day
fuck these jews

>> No.54942441

Be honest /smg/
We all thought that DXY was going to hit 100, even go below 100
Why hasn't it?

>> No.54942444

Anyone else remember the 2020 crash in march, it was so funny to see circuit breakers being popped every day. I wish I had bought puts in february, but I just sold my stuff instead

>> No.54942447

No. Today.

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I was -150k at one point but fed saved and I ended in profit.
d-diamond hands right?
now I'm literally in the opposite direction getting baited into short during muh banking crisis.and being underwater (again)

>> No.54942464

yet the market keeps buying

>> No.54942482

The market will learn the hard way

>> No.54942483

have you tried doing the opposite of your strategy? you may be onto something here.

>> No.54942484

Because income producing assets never go down forever and what better way to generate cash flow with limited tax liability than stocks?

>> No.54942487

>We all thought that DXY was going to hit 100, even go below 100
Why would it? In risk aversion the dollar goes up.

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I'm just early not wrong

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TSLA moving in premarket.

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>> No.54942517

I can't wait until these economists all finally understand the severity and depth of the recession we are currently in. It is going to be circuit breaker level shit.

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Just boughted more paper gold and silver
Both /pmg/ and /smg/ think I'm retarded and that makes me very bullish

>> No.54942545

how do i buy physical vix?

>> No.54942544

Always do the opposite of what 4chan says

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>there will be no circuit breakers so decreed by baggy

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I cant wait until you finally understand the severity and depth I will claim your namefag bussy

>> No.54942592





>> No.54942599

do you mean spot vix? you cant

>> No.54942623

Okay, /smg/, I need some help

I don't know anything about options trading. I just go long and options always scared me. I want to try doing some covered puts on some stocks I own. How do I do that?

>> No.54942686

>They are still relatively cheap compared to how much they earn

Literally everything is cheap compared to the US. Look at the P/E ratio difference between BP and Texaco.

>> No.54942868

Nevermind there's no way I can afford it because selling covered options is for 100 shares and most stuff I don't have 100 shares of

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A couple of months ago, I flew to Taiwan on United. Long ass flight. Everything about it was top notch. They're one of my favorite airlines now.