/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.54933726]

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>>54931563

[Anonymous No.54933775]

First for UVIX

[Anonymous No.54933799]

The US government is insolvent.

[Anonymous No.54933801]

First for bank failures are indeed bullish...

[Anonymous No.54933820]

>Oh Mumu doesn't know
>So don't tell Mumu
>Mumu doesn't know
>Mumu doesn't know
>So don't tell Mumu
>'Cause Mumu doesn't know oh

[Anonymous No.54933832]

Third for anime.

[Anonymous No.54933837]

what is better BIL or SPAXX?

[Anonymous No.54933841]

>>54933832
Uhm.... honey....

[Anonymous No.54933840]

sell you fuckers stop prolonging the inevitable

[Anonymous No.54933851]

>>54933840
it's frankly getting ridiculous at this point

[Anonymous No.54933866]

how much longer will the charade continue
I'm actually mad

[Anonymous No.54933881]

>>54933866
>>54933851
>>54933840
Deal with it

[Anonymous No.54933882]

>>54933840
maybe if you used the appropriate meme

[Anonymous No.54933883]

>>54933840
bobo the dump is over now we crab till EOM

[Anonymous No.54933898]

Is the market so shit we're posting video games?

[Anonymous No.54933915]

Closed out my $412/$413 credit spreads for a nice profit. Just waiting for this shit to flip before I buy some verticals and exit fast

[Anonymous No.54933917]

i am so fucking bored holy fuck when are we doing to dump

[Anonymous No.54933918]

>>54933898
Yes

[Anonymous No.54933920]

>>54933898
could I actual learn to pilot by playing this game?

[Anonymous No.54933921]

Im gonna keep buying bobo
The crash isnt coming

[Anonymous No.54933923]

i am so fucking bored holy fuck when are we doing to pump

[Anonymous No.54933927]

>>54933920
Probably not, but it's a good time.

[Anonymous No.54933937]

>>54933799
Not true. We still have $184k.

[Anonymous No.54933946]

Bobo are you okay okay? Came into the market.
but it refuses to shut down. Mumu Mumu are you okay are you okay? Trying to rally but powell keeps raising... You try to go higher but small caps won't come...

Mumu are you ok are you ok??
Bobo are you ok you ok ??

You been hit by you been fucked by a sideway crabminial.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDl9ZMfj6aE

[Anonymous No.54933949]

[Anonymous No.54933962]

>>54933949
Based

[Anonymous No.54933975]

Frantically calling my bank because I accidently tipped $5,000 at the coffee shop.

The barista is laughing. He says he can't do anything.

[Anonymous No.54933984]

>>54933975
It’s Joeover.. you only tipped 15%.

[Anonymous No.54933987]

It's going to be okay.

[Anonymous No.54933997]

We need a hero

[Anonymous No.54934000]

>>54933840
Candle island down there just flapping in the breeze

[Anonymous No.54934003]

>>54933987
Sanna is single now, you know...

[Anonymous No.54934006]

>>54933927
What is this game? I got Google Earth flight simulator last week because I wanted to get in my fix of airplane simulation vidya but Google Earth flight simulator gave me full blown AIDS

[Anonymous No.54934007]

>>54933975
Don't worry that's the expected and normal tip now

[Anonymous No.54934008]

gettin B-dubs tonight bros. what sauce should I get

[Anonymous No.54934013]

BYND bobo's, we won. I knew those earnings were bullshit.

[Anonymous No.54934014]

All of the tech stocks have painted a perfect copy of the bubble meme chart.

[Anonymous No.54934026]

>>54934006
Technically, this is Bing Maps flight simulator (Microsoft).

[Anonymous No.54934028]

>>54933975
You just flat out stole this from Paul Skallas.

How ironic.

[Anonymous No.54934036]

>>54934013
It has always been a scam company.

[Anonymous No.54934041]

AMZN needs to stop with this retarded gigapumping already

[Anonymous No.54934044]

>>54934013
>BYND
nobody eats their gross shit, I was bearish just on the fact that they sell bugfood

[Anonymous No.54934061]

>>54934008
nashville hot with a some 'wild' on the side

[Anonymous No.54934064]

>>54933975
fake
toast auto-caps tip amounts at 100 dollars for transactions smaller than 100 dollars

[Anonymous No.54934067]

>>54934008
desert heat dry rub

[Anonymous No.54934076]

You bobos been waiting for the big one for months now. Not saying we gonna pump but if you think big crash is coming you are retarded.

[Anonymous No.54934087]

>>54934044
What's wrong? Doesn't it look appetizing?? Just eat it bro

[Anonymous No.54934094]

>>54934076
big crash gonna come

[Anonymous No.54934096]

>>54934013
A couple years ago someone bought BYND at a $10B market cap.

[Anonymous No.54934097]

>>54934044
I bought ours for no other reason other than the fact one anon just so happened to mention they had earnings at the end of the day yesterday. That's an instant short for me. I see a dystopian Klaus backed company, I short it. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.54934105]

TWO MORE WEEKS CRASH BROS THIS TIME FOR SURE

[Anonymous No.54934106]

>>54934087
these go great with bud light too

[Anonymous No.54934131]

>>54934087
I've had the impossible burger when I went to visit my parents. They got them because they're boomers that do whatever the tv tells them to. They actually aren't bad, but there is just no reason for them to exist. They cost more than ground beef and don't taste as good. If they were like half the price of ground beef I could see it as an alternative, but yeah they aren't.

[Anonymous No.54934140]

applebros...

[Anonymous No.54934141]

on youtube watching jerry springer best tranny reveals lmao
>guy cheats on gf with tranny
>guy unaware tranny is tranny
>chimps out

[Anonymous No.54934144]

>>54934096
I may have mistakes in my portfolio but at least I'm not down 95%...

[Anonymous No.54934147]

>>54934141
>unaware
Uh how?

[Anonymous No.54934149]

[Anonymous No.54934150]

>>54934141
I'm starting to think you faggots have a fetish or something

[Anonymous No.54934158]

another fantastically low volume day

[Anonymous No.54934171]

>>54934150
>>54934150
>I'm starting to think you faggots have a fetish or something

[Anonymous No.54934182]

>>54934003
Have you ever seen a stock's price fall and thought "this may be a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity"?

[Anonymous No.54934187]

>>54934150
It depends. Monsters like Dylan mulvaney don't even come close to passing and don't put an effort into it either. But let's be honest with ourselves I don't think a single straight male in this general would deny the fact that a qt Thai trap with a feminine benis is something you wouldn't pass up on.

[Anonymous No.54934191]

>>54934028
Yeah lol i discovered that lindyman himself has plagiarized a fuck load of work

[Anonymous No.54934206]

Anyone use macro to trade this market is a loser and faggot.... We are clearly in a bull market look at the price action...

Have fun staying poor DOOMERS!

everytime bad news comes out WE FADE IT cuz we in a new bull market BAY BAY!!!!!!

Fade this fade that. FADE EVERYTHING cuz market is always right and PRICED EVERYTHING IN.

You being a faggot priced in!
Markets crashing priced in.
Recession PRICED IN!

[Anonymous No.54934209]

>>54934182
Man I don't care what Lynch says; it can't go any lower.

[Anonymous No.54934212]

>>54934187
Man it is really crazy watching all these SEA / Muay Thai combat movies recently (The Raid, Ong Bak) and then realizing that despite being the best martial artists on this planet, all we associate with SEA males is that they can make qt traps

[Anonymous No.54934224]

>>54934147
idk its fucking hilarious though one even said are you mad that my dick is bigger than yours

[Anonymous No.54934225]

No one cares about these threads CHUDS XD

Gonna post ya nerds on reddit. Deuces losers

[Anonymous No.54934229]

>>54934212
Asian men were meant to transition and serve the white man.

[Anonymous No.54934231]

>>54934187
it's two completely different types of people. Dylan is legitimately mentally ill, he needs treatment before he kills himself. Thai lady boys are just legit traps who need fucking on vacation.

[Anonymous No.54934233]

weak-ass faggots coming out the woodwork in force tonight

[Anonymous No.54934234]

>>54934150
I just like jerry springer clips lol.

[Anonymous No.54934239]

>>54934233
She really looks like a different woman now. Gettin some Paul is dead vibes.

[Anonymous No.54934246]

The no gf fat CHUDS are out and about in 4chan city tonight. Watch out for chudmaxxed posting

[Anonymous No.54934249]

>>54934087
>>54934097
my $10 puts are close to being in the money but globohomos keep pumping their bugfood stonk. this company is not only woke, the entire premise is a scam. it's not more environmentally friendly than regular meat and also kills living creatures.

[Anonymous No.54934254]

when will my tqqq investment pay off.........

[Anonymous No.54934257]

>>54934206
The nasdaq is in a short term bullish trend courtesy of sector rotation. S&P and dow are in the iron crab. It's just money flowing out of the latter in to the former.

[Anonymous No.54934261]

>>54934249
I don't care, chud

[Anonymous No.54934264]

Who would've thought that 0dte's would cause markets to be so incredibly fake, gay, and boring?

[Anonymous No.54934267]

just do SOMETHING. PLEASE. HOLY FUCK.
This crab shit needs to stop.

[Anonymous No.54934271]

>>54934261
I will NOT drink the chud light!

[Anonymous No.54934275]

>>54934264
How so?

[Anonymous No.54934278]

>>54934225
I am invincible!!!

[Anonymous No.54934281]

You guys slurping anything today? I averaged down on SOXL earlier.

[Anonymous No.54934288]

>>54934275
My suspicion is everyone threw away their gambling budgets exceptionally fast. Then Jewish market makers obsessed with selling options and pinning prices and other dumb shit like that got carried away.

Now you could have NYC nuked off the map and that'd cause a 2 point dip in the morning bought by close.

[Anonymous No.54934293]

>>54934281
Are you this anon?

[Anonymous No.54934304]

>>54934288
>NYC nuked off the map

IF ONLY

[Anonymous No.54934306]

PPT niggers at it again, I see.

[Anonymous No.54934308]

is there anyone who longs calls/puts and trades them for a profit?

[Anonymous No.54934312]

>>54934254
I knew someone who would post shit like this on facebook from my hometown. There are thousands of men on planet earth who think of themselves as a badass maniac like the joker

[Anonymous No.54934321]

>>54934288
I lost a bunch of money on draftkings last night. I had to liquidate some of my options to cover the losses. I was particularly wreckless last night because I'm trying to stay sober and sobriety fucking blows. What the fuck do sober people do all day? Just stare at the wall or something?

[Anonymous No.54934334]

>>54934187
Even the actual female ones look like some sort of early hominid mokey thing. Like an orang pandek or something. Unsettling.

[Anonymous No.54934342]

>>54934281
slurped that spy dip a few times.

[Anonymous No.54934343]

>>54933898
>Market, your chariot awaits.

[Anonymous No.54934346]

Wonder if that AMZN guy that was up 200% cashed out

[Anonymous No.54934352]

>>54934308
CLFtranny
don't think he's still around though

[Anonymous No.54934353]

>>54934321
idk. it feels weird to sit at home and not drink...I was hungover yestereday and I had to drink one beer last night to make my headache go away

[Anonymous No.54934361]

>>54934321
>>54934346
You're a chud.

[Anonymous No.54934363]

>>54934346
I think he did at 234% or smthing

[Anonymous No.54934375]

>>54934321
>>54934353
Have you tried switching to coffee or tea?

[Anonymous No.54934378]

>>54934352
i remember when /smg/ shilled good penny stocks. those were the days...

[Anonymous No.54934384]

>>54934321
Personally I have a massive caffeine addiction.

[Anonymous No.54934390]

>>54934353
>>54934378
Haha chud.
>>54934361

[Anonymous No.54934398]

>>54934375
i drink coffee too.

[Anonymous No.54934400]

>>54934321
>What the fuck do sober people do all day? Just stare at the wall or something?
They get really into TV shows / movies or something. Or find some autistic hobby that involves them not being around alcohol/drugs. I stopped thinking about drinking and drugs when i kept my life busy by becoming a soccer coach because I am super competitive and love soccer. The rush of heeming another coach's team feels like a high.


but what is most important is un-fucking your bingeing tendencies and learning how to be the guy who can stop drinking after 2-3 drinks. Nothing will ever be fun anymore if you don't change your self-control standards

[Anonymous No.54934409]

>>54934384
Point and laugh at the chud crew

[Anonymous No.54934413]

>>54934384
I have a jura impressa x9 and drink ~6-8 double espresso every day. Fucking piece of shit garbage machine, I want to sell and buy an oscar or some shit that's manual

[Anonymous No.54934423]

>>54934375
I don't see how coffee or tea is going to help anything. Sobriety fucking sucks and will always suck. I just have to accept that fact and deal with it.

[Anonymous No.54934431]

>>54934413
You're a chud? You have a chud machine? You chudfee? Oh yeah you do. You drink chudfee

[Anonymous No.54934439]

>>54934398
What's your average day like? And how do you source money to feed your addictions?

I got lucky with inheritance.

[Anonymous No.54934440]

>>54934409
I love the way this market's boredom has manifested insanity in everyone. CRBPajeet becomes even more racist towards Whites, some get into heated /pol/fag vs glowie slapfights, others start worshiping crabs. It's fascinating.

[Anonymous No.54934447]

JFC this sucks.

[Anonymous No.54934463]

>>54934439
Logistic CHUDS in action. Watch out for this chud

[Anonymous No.54934467]

>>54934321
>What the fuck do sober people do all day?
Normally they're happily married and spending all day chasing toddlers around.
Or they're total autists. There's no explaining what drives an autist to do what they do.

[Anonymous No.54934470]

UVXY DRILLING

[Anonymous No.54934485]

>>54934447
I need to make a bot that snipes the first reply of every thread with pic related.

Cratering PPI? Japan abolishing YCC? US default? You got three minutes of playtime, then Randy Savage is dragging you back to flat.

[Anonymous No.54934487]

>>54934321
youre dopamine receptors are fried from constant alcohol abuse. You need to reset your system.

[Anonymous No.54934501]

when will bobo learn.

[Anonymous No.54934504]

>>54934485
BONESAW MARKET

[Anonymous No.54934510]

>>54934400
I'm never going to be a 2-3 drink guy because I'm a binge drinker. I'll drink 15 beers in like 3 hours and pass out. I'm just not going to drink. I'd rather have none than 1 because I know as soon as my body recognizes I have alcohol in my system it turns into full sperg mode and demands more and more until I'm either sick or pass out.

[Anonymous No.54934518]

>month 14 of the iron crab

[Anonymous No.54934528]

IT'S OVER SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.54934530]

>>54934229
Whew, m8. Name? Source?

[Anonymous No.54934537]

>>54934510
>>54934510
You're going to realize soon that you really wish you could be the guy who just enjoys 3-4 beers a couple times a week. Why? Because of tolerance.

If you really actually enjoy the feelings of drugs, then you'd savor it.

[Anonymous No.54934539]

>>54934518
We were all so focused on UVXY going to zero that we never considered if VIX would go to zero.

[Anonymous No.54934546]

watching people wreck themselves is a good way to cope with the misery of ones life

[Anonymous No.54934558]

>>54934518
that was a fun movie, I need to rewatch non non biyori

[Anonymous No.54934580]

UH OH STINKY

[Anonymous No.54934582]

>>54934321
asceticism, stoicism, the will to live
combine these in le modern world
and you'll see what you should spend your time on

[Anonymous No.54934587]

>>54934518
dubs for another night of beer and pizza

[Anonymous No.54934594]

>>54934518

[Anonymous No.54934595]

does 4chinz have a gambling board?

[Anonymous No.54934596]

>>54933840
SPX 4350pts (+/- 75pts)

[Anonymous No.54934600]

>>54934580
Priced in last year, m8. :)))))))))

[Anonymous No.54934606]

lol mumus

[Anonymous No.54934607]

>>54934546
For every buyer there's an equal but opposite seller. Look on the positive side. This market needs retards to lose money so that the rest of us may make our gains.

[Anonymous No.54934609]

>>54934580
>Not priced for recession
Are these idiots living in 2008? There's been a huge safe haven bid for stalwarts like AAPL and NVDA.

[Anonymous No.54934614]

>SOFT LANDING
>NO LANDING

[Anonymous No.54934616]

>>54934580
>MSM calling for a recession
that means its not happening

[Anonymous No.54934618]

So (((they))) just put a smart meter on my building. What kind of trickery is this?

[Anonymous No.54934623]

>>54934539
>VIX to zero
I will continue shorting it until morale improves

[Anonymous No.54934625]

>>54934487
I've realized this to be true which is why I know the next couple months of my life are going to get a miserable and depressing experience. But I put myself in this position so I've earned it.
>>54934510
Some people can handle it some can't. My dad's one of those 1-2 beer guys. My mind just doesn't function that way. I was the kid growing up that unraveled the fruit by the foot, smashed it into a ball, and crammed the whole thing in my mouth in one bite. Maybe that's where this all stemmed from.

[Anonymous No.54934626]

>>54934614
>Higher for longer

[Anonymous No.54934631]

>>54934616
More like the worst is just about over. Once they admit it, there's light at the end of the tunnel. Then again, sometimes that light is a freight train.

[Anonymous No.54934630]

>>54934014
This time will be (slightly) different, though.

[Anonymous No.54934634]

>>54934596
theres no catalyst
bulls can't get even past 4200

[Anonymous No.54934641]

>>54934595
this is it

[Anonymous No.54934642]

>>54934580
kek what the fuck so i guess the delusional mumu faggots were right?

[Anonymous No.54934645]

>>54934580
Recessions are canceled
If it looks bad we can just change what it means again. Crisis avoided.

[Anonymous No.54934644]

>>54934616
There's "everyone has piled into a trade, marking the end of its momentum" and "everyone expects a recession, cutting back, causing a recession".

[Anonymous No.54934646]

>>54934625
it's going to suck but push through it. It takes the brain 3-6 months of not drinking to repair and heal itself after alcohol abuse.

[Anonymous No.54934654]

>>54934646
Also try edible gummies at night. They help with resetting your brain chemistry.

[Anonymous No.54934656]

why do cool ranch doritos have a hint of mushroom soup when you suck the flavor out of them, after chewing them into a big mouth ball?????
>>54934614
>>54934626
>mad that numbers just keep going higher
lmao eat it tards

[Anonymous No.54934661]

>>54934646
>3-6 months of not drinking to repair
Rip my brain

[Anonymous No.54934663]

>>54934595
Buddy you're in it.
>>54934646
3-6 months
Oh dear...

[Anonymous No.54934674]

>>54934656
>>54934656
>suck the flavor out of them, after chewing them into a big mouth ball?????
The forbidden technique.

[Anonymous No.54934679]

>>54934616
>>54934644
Come to think of it, this is kind of like the difference between shorting a regular shitstock like, say, CVNA - everyone piles in then it might randomly squeeze - and shorting a bank.

The latter causes both a "what toxic shit is on its balance sheet?" issue and actual impairment to its capital structure that drives it lower.

[Anonymous No.54934686]

>>54934582
Stoicism is repulsive.

[Anonymous No.54934692]

Who the fuck is propping up Carvana? This shit should be $3

[Anonymous No.54934697]

>>54934654
Honestly I don't get real bad withdrawals after a bender, but the worst one is the insomnia. You just can't sleep. It's like 36 hours of being awake before your body just gives up and says "ok faggot you're allowed to sleep now". But alcohol ruins your sleep to and I look forward to having good sleep again. I probably haven't had a good night's rest in 13 years.

[Anonymous No.54934699]

>>54934692
I say this without a trace of mirth or irony: squeezed hedgies.

[Baggie(((You/Dude))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54934701]

Sup guys, It's your boy Baggie back from his 3-day ban again. I'ma let you all in on a little secret. Buy Auto-Zone stock here. When title 42 expires tonight at midnight, all of the Mexicans are going to come across the boarder, and then they're all going to shop at auto zone to buy parts to work on cars. Easy money.

[Anonymous No.54934709]

>>54934701
I unironically regret not getting on ORLY the last few years.

[Anonymous No.54934714]

one of you autists go to wall street and unplug those algos

[Anonymous No.54934717]

>>54934697
How about working out? Real bone-deep, exhausting exercises.

And I'm not just saying that to pump my PLNT or LTH bags.

[Anonymous No.54934719]

>>54934701
Ah there he is. What did you do for the three days? Perhaps cheat on your gookfu a dozen times?

[Anonymous No.54934720]

>CMA hit an all time low
Yeah I'm going all in here.

[Anonymous No.54934726]

>>54934719
I think he got a vacation because of that one guy sperging about discord and whatnot.

[Anonymous No.54934729]

>>54934701
AZO is a buy and hold

[Anonymous No.54934730]

>>54934701
>AZO: $2,710 a share
What the fuck?

[Anonymous No.54934735]

>baba +7%
On what news?

[Anonymous No.54934753]

How did they break UVIX?
This piece of shit should be up, but it just loses every fucking day.

[Baggie(((You/Dude))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54934756]

>>54934726
nah this time it was for posting the score of the poo league cricket team that shares their team abbreviation with a stock ticker some one was sperging over. like what ever, I used the time to trade waves on SPY and add to my SKYT position.

[Anonymous No.54934757]

>>54934701
3 days ban and xir changed xer pronoun again
what a fag

[Anonymous No.54934760]

>>54934735
Same as JD. Robust Chinese consumer data I think.

[Anonymous No.54934765]

>>54934756
lmao I forgot you were gambling on armored luckswing.

[Anonymous No.54934766]

>>54934697
After heavy alcohol usage in my early 20s my body gave up gradually and now in my 30s even one shot causes headaches and insomnia. You have been able to keep going for 13 years? Still no tolerance?

[Anonymous No.54934770]

>tfw missed the AI boat

[Anonymous No.54934773]

multi-generational dip buying opportunity here

[Anonymous No.54934782]

>>54934701
I've been looking for a jew to blame for this shitshow of a market all day and look who's here. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT

[Anonymous No.54934786]

WTFWT POWER HOUR

[Anonymous No.54934788]

>>54934701
>buying a stock at its ATH
post your position faggot

[Anonymous No.54934793]

>>54934756
Kill (((baggie))). Behead (((baggie))). Roundhouse kick (((baggie))) into the concrete. Slam dunk a (((baggie))) hapa baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy (((baggie))). Defecate in (((baggie's))) food. Launch (((baggie))) into the sun. Stir fry (((baggie))) in a wok. Toss (((baggie))) into active volcanoes. Urinate into a (((baggie's))) gas tank. Judo throw (((baggie))) into a wood chipper. Twist (((baggie's))) heads off. Report (((baggie))) to the IRS. Karate chop (((baggie))) in half. Curb stomp (((baggie's))) pregnant gookfu. Trap (((baggie))) in quicksand. Crush (((baggie))) in the trash compactor. Liquefy (((baggie))) in a vat of acid. Eat (((baggie))). Dissect (((baggie))). Exterminate (((baggie))) in the gas chamber. Stomp (((baggie's))) skull with steel toed boots. Cremate (((baggie))) in the oven. Lobotomize (((baggie))). Mandatory abortions for (((baggie's))) gookfu. Grind (((baggie))) fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown (((baggie))) in matzah soup. Vaporize (((baggie))) with a ray gun. Kick old (((baggie))) down the stairs. Feed (((baggie))) to alligators. Slice (((baggie))) with a katana.

[Anonymous No.54934797]

>>54934773
Think about it
There's a chance the stock market may never be lower than it is today again, ever

[Anonymous No.54934810]

>>54934765
what is that in her hand?

[Baggie(((You/Dude))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54934814]

>>54934810
It's a beer tap.

[Anonymous No.54934827]

>>54934766
I learned I liked drinking when I was in my late teens in college, became a regular drinker immediately after turning 21. I'm 35 now and can't remember being sober for more a week in 14 years. My tolerance really hasn't gone up that much because I drink so quickly I just flood my body with it. But I can easily kill a 15 pack a night.

[Anonymous No.54934833]

>US Energy Sec. Granholm: US Will Seek To Purchase Oil For SPR After Congressionally Mandated Sale Ends In June
This Berkeley cunt...

[Baggie(((You/Dude))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54934834]

>>54934788

[Anonymous No.54934840]

>>54934833
Uhhhh just drive a Tesla.

[Anonymous No.54934847]

>>54934827
Exactly the same but instead of college it was the military and I went sober for a couple of weeks because of jail

[Anonymous No.54934848]

I'm getting heemed boyos

[Anonymous No.54934853]

>>54934810
the detonator

[Anonymous No.54934860]

>>54934810
You ever see No Country for Old Men?

[Anonymous No.54934876]

>>54934848
What on God's green earth made you think the banking crisis was over? Cramer even said it was over two weeks ago.

[Anonymous No.54934881]

maybe we really have a multi-year crab in this range before we break down?
a truly clownish end of 16 years QE

[Anonymous No.54934896]

>>54934847
Yeah, I've finally reached a point where I'm tired of it. Most of my friends have given it up and they're all starting to look at me as the drunk. Wish I had hobbies or even an interest in trying anything new, but at least I have investing to keep my interest.

[Anonymous No.54934897]

the moment I sell a covered call is the moment we pump

[Anonymous No.54934899]

>>54934827
>>54934847
How are you anons able to function? How do you not get fired from your jobs?

[Anonymous No.54934900]

>>54934293
No, I have a 5 figure poorfolio.

[Anonymous No.54934913]

DMRC
this is the moonshot of your lifetime. Barcodes will be done away with for digital watermarks on containers itself. Recycling will be sent to the next level when facilities can accurately sort trash by watermark. They just won a contract to watermark gold and silver itself

[Anonymous No.54934922]

kek mumus

[Anonymous No.54934923]

>>54934896
>Wish I had hobbies or even an interest in trying anything new,
That's the problem with addiction in particular. It narrows your interests over time until eventually the only thing you care about is getting wasted. Then when that loses its luster some people fall into such an extreme malaise they end up killing themselves. It takes time to widen your interests back out but it'll come, just be patient. No need to force it either, don't stress yourself out and go right back to the sauce. Just take your time. Your smg bros are rooting for you

[Anonymous No.54934932]

Bigass silver dump today. Gold will follow soon.

[Anonymous No.54934942]

>>54934897
your sacrifice is noted

[Anonymous No.54934943]

>>54934932
Silver losing that industrial bid but gold is keeping its bank crisis one.

[Anonymous No.54934961]

>>54934899
Comfy state job where I don't do anything until about 10am and by then I'm pretty sober. Get off at 3pm and start drinking again. 12 beers is my limit on work days but 24 pack on the weekends is normal

[Anonymous No.54934974]

>>54934699
fucking retards, carvana needs to be taken behind the barn, terrible business model

[Anonymous No.54934978]

that Charlie Brown
he's a clown
that Charlie Brown
he's a clown
he's gonna get caught
just you wait and see
why's everybody always picking on me?

[Anonymous No.54934990]

>>54934923
But this just sounds like hobbies are a cope.

[Baggie(((You/Dude))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54934989]

>>54934923
I used to drink like a fish, but I've slowed way down. In the past month I've only drank enough to get drunk once, and have been able to moderate myself to just having a single beer and then stopping. Addiction is just a thing made up by the jews so they can collect shekels off of people and not actually help them with anything. I mean alcohol dependence is a thing, but once you get past the shakes and go a few days stone cold sober it's all in your head.

[Anonymous No.54935012]

Oh look, we're going back to 410. I wonder what'll happen after that.

[Anonymous No.54935017]

>>54934961
Godspeed anon. What you usually do on weekends?

[Anonymous No.54935021]

i fucking hate crab markets

[Anonymous No.54935034]

Turn in my resignation… now I have meeting with him and my skip level to see how they can make me stay.

This is fucking bait right? I feel like i’m gonna get fired 6 months down the line.

[Anonymous No.54935035]

>>54934899
You get used to it and your body adapts until it can't. It's called being a functional alcoholic
>>54934923
You pretty much nailed it on the head.

[Anonymous No.54935038]

lol degenerate alcoholic fucks. just dont drink to begin with then you wont have a problem, aren't i brilliant?

[Anonymous No.54935046]

>>54934770
>just bag holding SOUN and BIG BEAR HOLDINGS

I thought I was clever and going to the other ai stocks after that massive dip and pump from CXAI. When in reality AI will have no greater impact on the economy than the fax machine.

[Anonymous No.54935058]

>>54934990
It's more a physiological reality. Indulging in substances are dopaminergic so the more you indulge the more you cut into your long term dopamine levels lowering your baseline. Dopamine is responsible for motivation so the less you have to tap into the less motivated you are to do basically anything other than get the next easy hit using your preferred substance. When you stop drinking or whatever your dopamine doesn't just instantly fill back up. It takes a few months for that to happen which is the time it takes for your interests to move back beyond just eat sleep, drink

[Anonymous No.54935077]

>>54934990
Hobbies are unironically a product of autism. To be obsessed with any random task for no other reason other than to pass time is autism. Why do you think basically every single creative person is autistic?
>>54935038
Unironically yes. If anyone here has never drank, don't ever touch the shit. Worst mistake I've ever made in my entire life.

[Anonymous No.54935078]

Boring Gay Nigger Day

[Anonymous No.54935088]

>>54935017
Drink and lawn work

[Anonymous No.54935094]

Bought some beer for tonight lfg.

[Anonymous No.54935109]

>>54935058
Yeah last night I just sat here essentially doing nothing all night. Didn't feel like playing vidya, didn't even feel like watching anything. I just sat here hitting refresh on /smg/ all night. It's what I imagine purgatory to be like.

[Anonymous No.54935124]

What does everyone think about AGNC?

[Anonymous No.54935139]

ASMB stock ladies!

[Anonymous No.54935147]

wtfwt

[Anonymous No.54935153]

>>54935094
fuck ya m8
what kind?
i like me a lil bit of Rainier, myself :)

[Anonymous No.54935156]

>>54935124
Yield trap. I love it.

[Anonymous No.54935164]

>>54934686
>Stoicism is repulsive.
Thank you for the insight into the mind of a permabull.

[Anonymous No.54935165]

>>54935124
Mark Meldrum owns some I think, but it's a bet on mortgages and the housing market. Which strikes me as an incredibly Boomer (read: shortsighted) trade.

[Anonymous No.54935168]

>>54935124
Ironically I went 100% into AGNC many years ago to "catch up" for years of neglect of my Roth IRA. I made a ton of profit but I don't recommend it though. VNQ for REIT exposure for me.

[Anonymous No.54935172]

>MOC IMBALANCE 1.3 BLN SELL-SIDE

[Anonymous No.54935174]

>>54935094
What'd ya get? I started drinking Steel.

[Anonymous No.54935184]

>>54935156
>>54935165
>>54935168
What about for someone that will be away for 2 years, do you think it is a good place to let money sit and reinvest dividends?

[Anonymous No.54935190]

>>54935153
Telluride Brewing Kolsch.

>>54935174
Sleep tight, Steeler.

[Anonymous No.54935197]

>>54935184
Probably will do great when rate cuts hit

[Anonymous No.54935202]

Why do people buy SPY when VOO has lower fees?

[Anonymous No.54935211]

>>54935202
Options

[Anonymous No.54935220]

>>54935202
so I can sell CC.

[Anonymous No.54935225]

>>54935202
If you're feemaxing, there are better options than both of those.

[Anonymous No.54935227]

>>54935184
How much of your portfolio are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.54935228]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hV5G_gwBUXY

[Anonymous No.54935235]

TSLA will go to 500 by the end of the year.

[Anonymous No.54935237]

How do I short Twitter? https://www.cnbc.com/2023/05/11/elon-musk-says-hes-stepping-down-as-twitter-ceo-will-oversee-product.html

[Anonymous No.54935244]

>>54935237
So that's why TSLA shot up about 20 minutes ago

[Anonymous No.54935258]

>>54935190
>this entire general

[Anonymous No.54935259]

>>54935094
i hope i can get on my golf cart and ride around the hood if the rain holds off. then i plan on drinking a nice cold beer. not sure whats for dinner yet.

[Anonymous No.54935272]

>>54935259
>not sure whats for dinner yet
chocolate chip cookies, ice cream, and bacon jerky at my house. Try not to be jealous

[Anonymous No.54935280]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.54935293]

Everything collapses in two weeks

[Anonymous No.54935303]

>>54935280
>+0.02%
why bother

[Anonymous No.54935309]

Oh no no no no $10k stationary bike with a tablet attached bros, we got too cocky....

[Anonymous No.54935310]

>-0.68%
im going to kill myself

[Anonymous No.54935328]

>>54935272
not a big sweet eater. i made these last night with the icing and they were bretty good.

[Anonymous No.54935340]

>>54935310
>>54935280
forgot to reply
all my mining stocks did so shitty today

[Anonymous No.54935344]

>>54935280
-.87%

[Anonymous No.54935349]

>$26 trillion dollar economy
>Government only has $154,000

[Anonymous No.54935358]

>>54935328
imagine the beetus

[Anonymous No.54935365]

>-.79 percent

[Anonymous No.54935367]

>>54935280
>-0.98%
I need more leverage. More chaos. More ACTION.

[Anonymous No.54935377]

>>54935258
>this entire market

[Anonymous No.54935378]

What will spy open at tomorrow morning?

[Anonymous No.54935384]

>>54934140
looks pretty crabby to me at least in the past month

[Anonymous No.54935392]

>>54935378
no, and the next time it will spy will be at 200 when it does

[Anonymous No.54935400]

>>54935280
+1.03%

[Anonymous No.54935413]

>>54935349
>TFW richer than the Government
haahaha suck it glowniggers

[Anonymous No.54935414]

I buy SCHD every week. I know I'll never feel comfortable selling anything for fear it could get higher, so I'm all about dividends.

[Anonymous No.54935417]

Give it to me straight anons, i bought 500 shares of this company at $2 and its done nothing but dump. Should I get out of it now? I've lost less money playing blackjack than from this company

[Anonymous No.54935429]

>>54935377
Mr. Snibs has been been undefeated since 1792

[Anonymous No.54935432]

>>54935344
what does he put on the popcorn

[Anonymous No.54935435]

>>54935417
As always, the rule on whether to bail is "if you had $425, would you spend it on buying shares of the company?"

[Anonymous No.54935440]

>>54935280
+3.38% thanks to google

[Anonymous No.54935446]

>>54935429
Bro I just recovered from the Mississippi Company.

[Anonymous No.54935452]

>>54935432
Butter flavored goop

[Anonymous No.54935457]

>>54935432
You must not be American. That my impoverished friend from overseas is processed liquid butter product, and it's necessary for the movie going popcorn experience

[Anonymous No.54935466]

>>54935446
>Well, I guess I'm taking today off work.

[Anonymous No.54935470]

I had to put my dog down.
I’m a mess.

[Anonymous No.54935472]

>>54935466
>TFW you just made your last payment on your bitchin MR2 and a giant enemy crab destroys it

[Anonymous No.54935474]

>>54934281
I grabbed some GFAI

[Anonymous No.54935480]

>>54935435
I honestly do believe they'll make a comeback but i've been saying that since I bought and they still havent, which is why im so conflicted. They even got rid of their dividends which was the main reason i bought.
I guess ill wait til their q2 reports come out to decide to bail or not

[Anonymous No.54935489]

>>54935457
do you need a spoon for this? why you need more butter

[Anonymous No.54935497]

>>54935038
I love getting drunk

[Anonymous No.54935499]

>>54935470
fug sorry bro

[Anonymous No.54935512]

>>54935280
not much today +1.13

[Anonymous No.54935513]

I'm drinking an 18 pack of rolling rock, had to put my cat down today.

[Anonymous No.54935514]

My redemption ark to $100k EOY starts now

[Anonymous No.54935525]

>>54935470
>>54935513
You guys should get shitfaced together.

[Anonymous No.54935533]

gap down tmrw calling it

[Anonymous No.54935536]

>>54935513
I put my dog down on Tuesday bro. It was a bad day. I’m so glad I took him outside to play in the field the night before

[Anonymous No.54935538]

>>54935446
>John Law

[Anonymous No.54935539]

>>54935525
I'm in

[Anonymous No.54935542]

>>54935489
No, your hands just get covered in grease and salt by the end of the movie. It's a right of passage.

[Anonymous No.54935545]

>>54935489
It doesn't have butter on it, you put it on yourself (or in this case, the wagie does)

[Anonymous No.54935548]

>>54935470
Take solace in the fact that all dogs *do* go to heaven. This is theological advice and I am your priest.

[Anonymous No.54935556]

>>54935497
Same about to pour me a nice whiskey and crack a cold on on the patio and enjoy the sun

[Anonymous No.54935560]

SOUN had really good earnings and the piece of shit fucking dumps? RIP 1200$ I had calls :(

[Anonymous No.54935562]

>>54935536
it sucks so much fren, I had to put my german shepherd down a few months ago. She was so fucking smart that I don't even think she was really a dog.

[Anonymous No.54935566]

>>54935470
sorry for your loss anon.

[Anonymous No.54935578]

>>54935548
I might build a shrine to him in my house. That little bastard saved me from getting mugged many times

[Baggie(((You/Dude))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54935579]

>>54935513
>drinking beers bottled by InBev
sorry for your loss, but i seriously hope you guys don't drink tranny fluid.

[Anonymous No.54935585]

>>54935538
History's greatest goombler. I fucking love historical retard bubbles. Makes me excited that I, too, am participating in a historical retard bubble.

[Anonymous No.54935586]

>>54935513
>>54935470
>>54935536
drinking one tonight for all of you and your fur frens, fren

[Anonymous No.54935602]

>>54935586
thanks m8

[Anonymous No.54935604]

>>54935562
My dog was a GSD too. 8 years old, so insanely smart. Died of heart failure and internal bleeding. I knew he was sick, but he was all gas and no brakes until the wheels fell off at the end. I’ll never have another dog like that again

[Anonymous No.54935605]

>>54935578
He sounds like a good dog.

[Anonymous No.54935623]

Volatility is a meme and I will short it

[Anonymous No.54935634]

>>54935604
best companions, but I don't think I will get another german shepherd, they always go out in the worst way and I don't want to watch them suffer again.

[Anonymous No.54935638]

>>54935542
>>54935545
I will try your finest and greasiest american goyslop one day

[Anonymous No.54935648]

>>54935638
Just get some flavacol.

[Anonymous No.54935649]

>>54935513
Sorry bro. I remember putting a 17 year old cat down in 2017. I was like... "This cat is a relic of the pre-9/11 world." I think for me pet loss hits hard because each pet represents and era of your life closing. Like I had one dog from age 0 to 12, another from age 13 to 21, and another from age 22 to 33. I fucking hate things that remind me of the passage of time, like I hate Near Year's and birthdays now.

[Anonymous No.54935684]

any /biz/ bros play blackjack?

[Anonymous No.54935687]

>>54935649
I didn't even want a cat, it was a orphaned kitten in an abandoned home nextdoor. He was so grateful to me for rescuing him.

[Anonymous No.54935705]

>>54935687
you did good

[Baggie(((You/Dude))) !!2wgod7RQeJh No.54935712]

>>54935604
my german shepherd opens the door and lets himself out, he's barely 2 years old, here's a picture of him with his mom.

[Anonymous No.54935717]

>>54935684
>stocks

[Anonymous No.54935719]

>>54935586
Thanks brah
>>54935605
Very good dog. The best even
>>54935634
Mine had cancer all of last year and it was sad watching him decline. He was so robust and very thin by the end. Died coughing up blood. I don’t regret it though, because he was completely active and himself until the day he died. I’ll get another, but maybe a female since I have a family now

[Anonymous No.54935726]

My lab died suddenly a couple of years ago. Heart just gave out. He was a week away from his 13th birthday, so he was getting up there. I laid down in our backyard and held him until he passed. I don't think I can stomach going through the whole life/death cycle with a pet again.

[Anonymous No.54935734]

>>54935638
You won't be disappointed. We have lots of basedbean oil, and textured vegetable protein waiting for you when you get here. We even put trans fats in our raw vegetables now

[Anonymous No.54935736]

>>54935712
I just... know.

[Anonymous No.54935737]

>>54935719
yeah same he wouldn't eat and I couldn't watch him starve to death.

[Anonymous No.54935745]

>>54935280
Nice pop thanks to the last minute from Tesla. Here's hoping it gaps up even more tomorrow.
Let's go to 190 EOW.

[Anonymous No.54935758]

>>54935719
yeah pretty sure he had pancreatic cancer, he wouldn't eat and was starving to death.

[Anonymous No.54935775]

>>54935726
It’s brutal, but I regret nothing. It was the best damn thing I’ve ever done

[Anonymous No.54935777]

>>54935726
I can't do it. It's absolutely brutal

[Anonymous No.54935788]

>>54935280
-1%

[Anonymous No.54935797]

>>54935726
labs are amazing dogs, it sucks that their lifespan is so short.

[Anonymous No.54935799]

>>54935758
That’s brutal, anon. Mine had a tumour in his foot that spread everywhere. He didn’t care though. He just wanted to hang out and play at all times

[Anonymous No.54935839]

>>54935797
Yeah, I feel lucky he nearly made it to 13. I love labradors. He was a great dog. Partially blind for the last couple of years of his life but still got around well and was happy and pretty healthy right up to the end.
>>54935777
The wife and I talk about getting another dog from time to time, especially because the house feels empty without him, but I don't think I can do it.

[Anonymous No.54935851]

>>54935839
Do it, anon. It breathes life into your soul

[Anonymous No.54935858]

>>54935839
my last lab was a bird dog, he could snuff out pheasant like a wizard. Fuck we had so much fun together.

[Anonymous No.54935859]

>>54933729

[Anonymous No.54935865]

>>54935839
it might by cynical but a new dog will help you get over it fast

[Anonymous No.54935882]

>>54935839
the pain of losing a dog is because they brought so much joy to your life. It sucks to lose them, but the companionship they bring makes it worth it.

[Anonymous No.54935899]

>>54935858
Labs are awesome. I had a yellow lab in high school, super smart. I could swear that fucker could read my mind sometimes.
>>54935851
Yeah, don't know if I can get another lab though. It'll feel like I'm trying to replace him, I think.
>>54935865
Lol, it's been almost 2 years and I'm still not over it, so I need the help probably.
>>54935882
Yeah, that and like another anon said, they represent chapters of your life. He was a puppy when we bought our house, so I have a lot of memories of him tied to that time in my life.

[Anonymous No.54935902]

>>54935734
I hope this gets served by some blue haired fag. I want to get the full american experience after all

[Anonymous No.54935952]

>>54935899
I would get another lab, they all have their own personalities and quirks.

[Anonymous No.54936006]

>>54935952
I think I'd like a black lab since I've owned a yellow and a chocolate but the wife doesn't want another lab. Thinking about a rottweiler.

[Anonymous No.54936045]

>>54936006
your wife is an idiot, and rottwilers are high maintenance and become aggressive if they don't get a lot of exercise.

[Anonymous No.54936857]

>>54934580
He has a 33% success rating.
I'm better off flipping a quarter than listening to that guy.
https://www.tipranks.com/experts/bloggers/damir-tokic

[Anonymous No.54936906]

>>54935514
You're doing about the same as me.
$100k is my target too.