Letter from the IRS

[Anonymous No.54921899]

The IRS sent me a letter today.
It's on my table.
Haven't opened it.
I'm scared frens.
Yes, I've been a naughty boy.

[Anonymous No.54921921]

>>54921899
>ALWAYS
>PAY
>THE
>JEWS

Silly anon.

[Anonymous No.54921930]

look on the bright side, your entire government will collapse within three years before they can send you to prison

[Anonymous No.54921936]

>>54921899
stop delaying open it then if it serious head to your nearest tax lawyer. It as shrimple as that. You would be surprised how quick they can settle it or remove it completely.

[Anonymous No.54922026]

>>54921936
ok
They owe me a small refund.
but because I did not pre-pay my taxes every quarter (biz owner) they fined me.
Still getting a refund though as I did prepay 1 qtr before I forgot...
I hate this fucking country. I gotta get rid of this passport (I have 3).

[Anonymous No.54922407]

>>54922026
Was this quarterly tax filing thing always there? Sounds like a major pain in the ass that some accountant lobbyists probably came up with.

[Anonymous No.54922445]

>>54921899
aight, listen up homie. da irs done sent yo ass a letta. shieet's chillin' on yo table, and you too damn scared to even peep dat shit. you know why? 'cause you been actin' like a straight-up buster, son. you been dodgin' dem taxes like it's yo damn job. but now, da feds done caught up to yo triflin' ass, and they comin' for yo neck, son.

so what you gonna do now, playa? you gonna sit there wit yo tail between yo legs and let them IRS cats come and snatch up all yo cheddar? or you gonna man up and face da music like a boss? i mean, it's up to you, but if it was me, i'd crack open dat letta and get ready to start payin' up, 'cause otherwise you gonna be in some deep sheeet, my dude.

but hey, i guess there's always the option to go on da run, change yo identity, and start slangin' dope outta some seedy motel in the middle of nowhere. i hear dat's a real popular choice among the tax-dodgin' crowd these days just sayin

[Anonymous No.54922472]

[Anonymous No.54922474]

>>54921899
Lawyer up, if you were actually fucked they wouldve sent a swat team not a letter.
Get a lawyer and accountants even if theyre expansive it is better to go bankrupt than being DeQuashawn's Jail boyfried

[Anonymous No.54923101]

Nothing to be scared of anon, Uncle Sam just want to taste your dick. How else are you gonna claim your free blowjob, please redeem2kymd

[Anonymous No.54923119]

>>54921899
Last time they sent me a letter saying i owed 9k

I redid their calculations , the. I sent them back a letter saying, actually YOU OWE ME 300$ .

They sent me a check

[Anonymous No.54923145]

>>54921899
send it back, adressed person unkown. you don't live there, you don't know who they are asking about. it isn't you.

[Anonymous No.54923154]

>>54921899
>demoralization thread

[Anonymous No.54923176]

>>54922407
yes

[Anonymous No.54923178]

>>54922026
Bring every identifying document you have to the woods and burn them, then dump the ashes in the nearest source of water. Clean your online accounts, and delete as much as possible. Destroy your computer, bury the parts in separate forests. Set fire to your place of sleep, burn off your fingertips. When you're done, contact me and I will set you up in Bavaria.

[Anonymous No.54923217]

>>54923178
Ok sir it is done, i have destroyed all of my posessions, how will you recieve me?

[Anonymous No.54923255]

>>54923217
He glows in the dark. Have fun getting raped mkultra style.

[Anonymous No.54923273]

YOU THOUGHT CRYPTO WAS NOT TAXABLE AND DECENTRALIZED? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.54923307]

>>54921899
It's usually nothing. If you're actually getting AUTIDED.com'd, the letter would look like you need a security clearance just to open it. Open it and pretty much worst case scenario call up a CPA to get your taxes straight. If you've been really screwing around, you may have to get a tax attorney.

t. accountant

>>54922407
Regular workers pay dozens of times a year in their withholding. It's so you don't fuck up normies by charging them $10k all at once. Most businesses are going to need the same treatment.

[Anonymous No.54923308]

>>54921899
I hope you remembered that crypto-to-crypto trades are still a taxable event and at the time of swap you kept a record of what each shit token was worth in terms of USD. The agent assigned to your case will expect you to have kept these details, which I'm sure you did knowing full well that you can't escape paying your fair share for roads, infrastructure, and public schools. Otherwise I hope you're ready for bubba to turn your ass into a peanut butter and jelly slamwich in federal prison.

[Anonymous No.54924376]

>>54921899
I've got like 2 years of that shit from state and federal. Fuck them niggers they made up everything and fucked the ass of the average American while giving literal illegals money. They can suck my cock.

I'm top 10 in my state and going for number 1. Smuggling alcohol and paying cash to my people. Remember me.

I am King of the Gingers. My name is Swagnar Swolbro. I am gas anon. I'm not stopping until they fuckin kill me.

Support me bros.

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[Anonymous No.54924551]

>he cashed out into a bank account

oh no no no

[Anonymous No.54924579]

>>54921899
bro it's probably something mundane like you over or underpaid by a small amount. It's fucking lame but that's how this fucked up world works.

>t. received a letter from the IRS saying I underpaid by $110

[Anonymous No.54924585]

>>54922026
what citizenships do you reccomend?