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How can I use this to pay for coffee? The local Starbucks won't accept it as a payment token.

>> No.54915936

>>54915851
go to niggerz
trade for cocain
go to spics
trade for money

easy

>> No.54915951

>>54915851
I'll take it anon
One cup of coffee one bar, should've stacked coffee instead, nigger

>> No.54915956

>>54915936
>go to niggerz
>get stomped to death
/thread

>> No.54915964

>>54915851
The idea is to keep your money in times of crisis, anon. So when the crisis end you arise unscathed (or you can leave to another country and live a good life).
The point of keeping gold is having your eggs in different baskets, and gold just happen to be a basket that has never failed in human history. Gold has always had value.

>> No.54915965

>>54915956
>he fell for the meme
Niggers can actually be extremely profitable given the right mindset

>> No.54915990

>>54915851
Who did you steal that from jamals?

>> No.54916150

>>54915956
going to nigz unarmed is the level of IQ that is not compatible with life

>> No.54916544

ohhh look its this exact same thread again

>> No.54916860
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>>54915851

https://www.minds.com/groups/profile/1231345364324413440/feed?referrer=Tay_Tweets_ReBorn

1oz of gold = 1,000 regular coffees

A Starbucks Drink is worth a Mercury Dime

>> No.54917196
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54917196

>here's your coffee sir, that will be $4.95 please
>sure no problem! i'll pay with this big gold bar, thanks!
>um sir, we don't accept payment in big gold bars
>huh, why not? can't you just mint it down into smaller denominations and give me the change?
>unfortunately we don't have a gold minting press in this coffee shop, sir. i'm going to need payment in cash or you will be asked to leave the premises
>but... how come? don't you know gold is real money you fucking idiot? fuck you and your dumb coffee shop *throws big gold bar on the floor and storms off*
>uh, but sir can you take your big gold bar with you? we don't want it here
>keep it, this is the third time this has happened today, i can't buy shit with that big dumb shiny boomer rock.
>well, ok then... uh, what a freak. stacey, can you help me lift this big gold bar up so we can dump it in the skip outside?

>> No.54917976

>>54917196
does picrel make anyone else's pussy wet?

>> No.54918126

>>54917196
*bludgeons the cashier to death with the big gold bar*
*takes coffee*
*sssssip*

>> No.54918495

>>54915936
>go to spics
https://www.bitchute.com/video/D_x8VswuLwU/

>> No.54918642

>>54915851
Next year you can take one of those to Starbucks and walk out with the barista on a leash. And you'll be over paying, but it's your gold and your dick so you do you.

>> No.54918734

>>54918642
>walk out with the barista on a leash
Next year will be just like my h-games! Trump will make anime real again! WWG1WGA AWOOOOOOOOO

>> No.54918772

>>54918734
In english barista is a gender neutral term, so it can be used to refer to males as well. I just thought you'd like this information.

>> No.54918895

>>54915964
what u fail to realize is that you can go into the ghetto post apocalypse and farm gold from dead nog mouths

>> No.54918977

>>54915965
Jews make extreme profits off niggers, who instantly magdump their welfare checks the day they get them on frivolous bullshit

>> No.54919015

>>54918772
Bartender

>> No.54919037

>>54918977
How?

>> No.54919081

Low cost to produce (((luxury goods))) like nigsketball shoes, conveniently placed near welfare office

>> No.54919128

>>54915851
Thats why silver and copper makes more sense for everyday transactions. Gold is more a store of wealth rather than an actual currency, unless you're buying something big/expensive.

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54919664

>>54915851
If they don't accept it then don't drink there because my starbucks receive every single currency you can imagine. A guy came with Argentinian pesos and they received them (at a higher value than the avg peso=usd conversion), i went and asked if i could pay with XMR or PAPA and they accepted. You could trade the coffee for coconuts and they would accept lol

>> No.54919679

>>54915851
Just take out your gold knife and cut off a piece

>> No.54919707

>>54919664
that's based as hell

>> No.54919890

>>54918772
>>54919015
Baristo is the term for a coffee slave with a penis.

>> No.54920745

>>54916860
>circulated coins in common dates
>embarrassing redbubble stickers
You just love overpaying for shit LOL