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>> No.54914161

buy SQQQ

>> No.54914163

protip: if you're going to come from reddit to troll /smg/, don't post your doxx
>long PLTR

>> No.54914177

>metadata from 2016 reveals current location
retard alert

>> No.54914187

let them

>> No.54914194

Property records are public.

>> No.54914202

>property records
that lead you to a voting booth? Wow im fucking terrified.

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>> No.54914214

what is the tl;dr for those of us who are not following every thread

>> No.54914235 [DELETED] 

That dude is lucky he walked away with just a scratch. What a moron.

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Look at me
I am the futures now

>> No.54914252

i wish she were my future

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>Millions of illegal immigrants about to zerg rush the USA
>$1.2 million for each black Californian
>More billions sent to Ukraine
>USA could maybe default on its debt

Ok give it to me straight anons; Are we fucked or not?

>> No.54914327

sell SQQQ

>> No.54914330

whens our time, soxl bros?

>> No.54914342
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I enjoy anime girls and shorting the s&p and nasdaq.

>> No.54914343

I prefer big titty ones more

>> No.54914356

They have your current metadata and location too. But not from any you posted here. They just have it already don't ask me how

>> No.54914362

PRAA has me spooked. Fannie/Freddie had similar giga misses in the run up to '08 and making $$ on nonconforming loans is their specialty. I really don't want to pull my money out but DAMN, not much looks good now.

>> No.54914370

the glowniggers have everyones data, that isnt anything new. They have yours too. I'm not a threat to glowniggers, because I am not retarded. If somehow my actual metadata got by and people wanted to see whats up, I am happy to oblige.

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bros i think i might have a shot

>> No.54914409

Well now everyone else has it too lol.

>> No.54914416

Wow. Imagine if I gave a fuck.

>> No.54914430

Soon. :^)

>> No.54914438

just kiss already, you virgins

>> No.54914441

Thoughts on upcoming cpi?
Was 5% last month....forecast is 5% again....so if it's 5 or under that's good.......shouldn't be hard to match last month imo.....keep in mind the last 7 readings have seen a drop, I think it will be 4.8

>> No.54914442

There’s that republicuck attitude the entire nation adores

>> No.54914452

Already peaked for the year. We're accidentally forward looking past the 2025 recovery into the subsequent 2026 crash.

>> No.54914456

Keep it up, faggot. I suggest walking away from /smg/ and forgetting that this ever happened.

>> No.54914465

What the Christ is that chart? How do you lose 30% in a day when you're a company of repo men?

>> No.54914467

Or what, you’ll do something horrible to someone you don’t even know?

>> No.54914472


>> No.54914482

Right!? If even they're taking huge losses then I don't see things getting better any time soon.

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here's the thing
japanese women.

>> No.54914498
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So calls or puts for DIS? It seems that the reason their down us because DeSantis is being an absolute faggot. There's no reason why earnings would be down right?

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I’m blown away how stubborn it is. With jobs way stronger than expected I’m betting 4.9 with core cpi down 0.1. Wish we would follow Spain.

>> No.54914509

I heard somewhere that Disney bringing back some meal plan is a surefire sign of recession and plunging park demand.

Disney just brought back that meal plan.

>> No.54914528
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Politics rarely impacts stocks. If it it did pol wouldn’t be the saddest poorest faggots on the Internet.

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absolutely based
fucking based
fucking absolutely based

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short and cunning

you could call it based

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>> No.54914578
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I asked chatgpt to give me some entry conditions to look for in a trading strategy.

>> No.54914593

Well done. I love chatgpt but find it next to useless when it comes to finance. This is the most helpful thing I’ve seen.

>> No.54914617

apple fall from tree

>> No.54914623

What are you the most bullish on right now?

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Literally me. Except for talking to a woman.

>> No.54914659

fat fuck

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>> No.54914695
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that was really uncalled for anon

>> No.54914770

Holy fuck german CPI still above 7.

Norway 6,4, after 6,5 last month.
Norway ppi -15,3% after -21,9% last month.
They are getting DRAINED by their corporations, holy fuck, how is that legal?

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>Yellen is calling CEOs personally to warn on US debt ceiling, per Reuters.
sound and resilient

>> No.54914793

Because the more money people make, the more corporations raise prices because people are fucking stupid and will spend more the more they make. If you give the average person that makes $50k a year, a 100k salary he will just double his spending. Well, double the spending of his after tax income.

>> No.54914809
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Let it be known, I know i'm not here as much as I used to be, but I will always be here. Many of us are outcasts so to speak and we find solace in this small community. Most of us, if not all of us, suffer from some sort of addiction. We are all in this together. I'm tired. But i'll never stop fighting to make it, and i'm bringing all of you with me. Some of you don't have any friends, but you can always consider me your one friend until the day I die. And if I die, I'll still watch over you it the next life. I've beaten almost all of my addictions. Cocaine, opiates, benzos, marijuana, but the one addiction I cannot seem to kick is alcohol. I guess i'm typing this because if I don't get the strength to defeat alcoholism, i'm probably not going to be around much longer. 14 years i've been dealing with this shit. The devil certainly exists, and he comes in a can. Anyway, thanks for listening to my drunk rant. I'm just having a hard time in life right now.


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love you long time john-chan, i think about you, dont die to the liquid jew

>> No.54914857
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I don't really want to speak on it any further after this post. I just had to get that off my chest. I've told my family and friends about how out of control i've become and they just laugh it off. That was 7 years ago. I reached out for help one time and now i'm scared to do it again because of it.

>> No.54914957

cold turkey, 1 week, starting now. you’ve made this anon laugh countless times. health is the best investment

>> No.54914981

Finna be heemed tomorrow

>> No.54914982

Eurpoors gave up on fighting inflation

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we dont want you to die, we have to go to las vegas for the /smg/ meetup. get some help john, imagine the bull market get reignited and you arent present

>> No.54915030

urope is crashing dxy

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Don't go to any liquor store or gas stations it will only tempt you, and if you have to have food delivered so you don't go into any store and see any beer

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>> No.54915090

Based nightly yields poster.

The moment this girl is on her but on a normal curve is the moment US dips into a deep recession

>> No.54915114

Switch to whisky and take sips throughout the day. Just enough to stave off cravings. Ever clear also works.

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>I'm not a threat to glowniggers
Why even post on 4chan?
Daily reminder read mein kampf

>> No.54915204

As I did on the ECB. And I still didn't go long. For the next time I know.

>> No.54915227

this week 3900

>> No.54915234

apparently the average time afte ryield curve inversion for a recession start is 15.1 months. That's a long time! Hard to imagine

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I would appreciate that. This crab is taking forever to crack. I worry that I will lose patience before it does and then get a worse entry.

>> No.54915282
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What's happening in Europe?

>> No.54915285
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I've been an addict for years. The oxy's and heroin got me when I was younger, but I kicked that habit. The past 8 years or so it's been the drinking. Last year I cut my drinking down to three days a week. This year I moved to two days a week which I'm proud of. Next year I'll cut it down to one. We're gonna make it.

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And yet the banks refuse to raise rates above 3%... holy mother of kek. They seem to forgotten rates were significantly higher just 15-20 years ago and people were fine... oh wait but that's people, not businesses.
Corporations are using inflation as a means to get more and more money since they can just "blame the inflation", never mind that it's like 10% while the prices were increased by 30-50%. Essentially, it boils down to what this guy has written >>54914793
Soon we will be getting into the "discount" phase where corpos slash their prices by like 10% and people will praise them for being so generous, never mind that they have already increased their earnings by 50%. And so the cycle will continue. It will only and always be more expensive, and people will only and always keep consuming
Plus ECB are bussies

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Anything else?

>> No.54915331
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we will freeze to death next winter. this time for real

>> No.54915332

Any reason for the slight drop in futures?

>> No.54915333

I hope with the new youth this will change. Some can be obnoxiously green, but in the end they are right. We don't need new products every year. I buy second hand, computer, monitor, laptop, even clothing if not for serious occassions or jackets (leather). And there is a shift to second hand now even more due to high prices of first hand. They can fuck off with their price hikes. Not buying, except food.

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german cpi shows stagflation and swedens industrial production is going to shit.
doesn't look good for US cpi print later

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Have you invested in comfy blankets to counteract this?

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Yeah but the service sector is outweighing it all. It's fuckin insane how much that has grown in terms of earnings. That will remain sticky for a long time unless people as a whole get into a state of depression which won't happen for a long time, especially with additional wage increases later this year

>> No.54915382

I'm sorry but wtf is this curve

>> No.54915383

I’ve been splitting my money half hysa half sp500 with the intention of buying a house in 2-3 years. Is there a smarter way? I figured if the market takes off I shave off some time

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Is ur question what is the yield curve or why is it fucked?

>> No.54915400

Thoughts on upcoming cpi?
Was 5% last month....forecast is 5% again....so if it's 5 or under that's good.......shouldn't be hard to match last month imo.....keep in mind the last 7 readings have seen a drop, I think it will be 4.8

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>> No.54915430

I think 5,3. April data was for march. March was when the oil spike happened last year. Which is why CPI suddenly dropped by 1 point.

April Oil was lower., may it accelerated again, but that would be June data.

>> No.54915434

No, Didn't realise I posted it before

>> No.54915441
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You'd prefer if it looked like this? Nah man, that's boring

>> No.54915443

How? They're both character-for-character identical.

>> No.54915446

What the fuck are you waffling on about

>> No.54915451

I saved it on my clipboard to ask several times through out the day

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Useless all of you. Now how many brings and bongs till the cpi is released?

>> No.54915474

Nothing, just buy

>> No.54915476
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3 hours 30 minutes from now

>> No.54915477

So they expect same as last time....well atleast the bar is low....it's bad if the expectations are too optimistic....going by the trend over the last year it should at the very least match this

>> No.54915482

just buy

>> No.54915501

I really believe CVNA is going to go crazy again today. It is refusing to sell off after a very impressive rally

>> No.54915503

This is gonna be so incredibly bullish, bros. My gold is gonna explode

>> No.54915554
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This is the estimated market movement. I forget what happened last time, only that I didn't get as heemed as I thought

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>1 month treasury yield
It's over.

>> No.54915587

I stand with 5,3. Besides, even if it was lower. There won't be cuts. The fed will want to achieve 2% "in a timely manner" and most certainly in a "stable manner", meaning, they don't want inflation to hit 2% once and then immediately cut rates heavily. The goal has to be to hit 2% for several months. JPOW will not risk another inflation explosion. And this is what will happen if they cut. He will never go below 3% ever again, at least not JPOW.

>> No.54915593

Carvana is a goldmine

>> No.54915615

Kek, bears basically loose no matter what

>> No.54915632

core cpi 0.6% MoM
limit down

>> No.54915673

Yes, we will be let loose.

>> No.54915704

Someone explain why anyone would buy a 10Y paying 3% and not just roll these forward? Confusing AF. Is the short term higher rate just reflecting the risk of the US cucks defaulting?

>> No.54915722

We're pumping today.
Go ahead and archive this statement via your computing device's screenshot technology

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predict today's inflation print anons

>> No.54915776

5,3-5.5% headline
core 5,3-5.4%

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5% headline
core 5.4%

>> No.54915793

4.9 c

>> No.54915800

4.9 headline

>> No.54915825



>> No.54915844

extreme mumutard cope
the rage will start soon

>> No.54915877

Because they expect rates to fall soon

>> No.54915890
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I don't get it

>> No.54915922

I really do get a laugh at the conspiracies and scooby-doo esque things freshman bros say in threads like these and reddit.

Somehow still sound like most slept through Finance 201 and retaking it for the 3rd time?

>Literally works at a BB in IB

>> No.54915954

Is anyone else shocked on the move with CVNA? if it gets over 12$ today it’s straight to 16 maybe even 20 as shorts cover more. Recent data showed 69% of float short

>> No.54915979

>day 63 of holding SQQQ
today is the day

>> No.54915985

stopped reading right there

>> No.54915986

Think of this context, that's like asking if you saw José in Houston. Never even heard of CVNA.

>> No.54916008

>up 0.55% premarket
today's the day

>> No.54916020

why is it looking like that? It shouldn't work.

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okay anons
Predict today's market open

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Red,green after cpi,Blood before close

>> No.54916060

its a play on words "fin major" bro

>> No.54916066

Did I ask?

>> No.54916067

Last month I asked here how Trade Republic calculates the interest on non-invested money every month, and I got a pretty good answer from someone, explaining they calculate it daily and then pay it out at the end of the money for the entire month.

This month I have done my own calculation again and I am 0.03€ off from the calculation Trade Republic did, so clearly I still don't fully understand it.
I assume they pay 2% divided by 365 (days in a year), which is 1/18250 but I am probably wrong about that

>> No.54916070

How is UVIX lower than UVXY today? I thought their holding were the same, except UVIX is 2x leveraged

>> No.54916086



>> No.54916089

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

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Is Wisdom Tree a solid ETF provider? I think they're big enough, but they're not top-5 too-big-to-fail big either. They have an ETF that I'm interested in and have access to in my country, which isn't the case for the big 5.

>> No.54916113


>red green red red green then red
Are you autistic?

Just say red day or green day

>> No.54916138

I’d say it may be the worst day of all time

>> No.54916146

it was me.
I think the german rate year is 360 days.
"act/360 – Eurozinsmethode, französische Zinsmethode"

>> No.54916169

is it really calendar days or trading days?

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Anons, are there any subscription services worth paying for? I mostly want to keep up with the current news regarding the market, and want to know about what I should expect when it comes to earnings.
Would greatly appreciate if you lads/fags could help this retard out a bit.

Also, 'luv chubby gals. Simply 'as. Fuck you faggots.

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my sides

>> No.54916219

he's right that it's 360 base but thats because of the type of interest being paid though, not the calendar type

>> No.54916238

Is today going to be extremely over, or kinda over?

>> No.54916241

Diamond hands $SBB bros we can't let the shorts win

>> No.54916243

Also, what are they paying interest on and to whom? Is it a debt obligation etc, not sure what you mean

>> No.54916246

dead by daylight

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this is the first time i've invested during a rising rates environment, is there anyway of knowing how high long term bonds will go? Like when the rates peak will they hit 5%-5.5% as well?

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2023 will become my year, just watch me

>> No.54916259

On your uninvested account balance. It's a (neo-)broker. You send money from your bank to it and then you can buy stocks. The money that's not used for stocks and lays idle on the account will be subject to interest. Payout is monthly of the interest is monthly. Rate is 2%

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Realistically, it's over

>> No.54916270

Literally almost half the year’s already gone by

>> No.54916271

get a grip, this is a thread on the internet. How could a comment rile you up so bad

>> No.54916275

10% yoy inflation
Check 'em

>> No.54916276

I see, thank you for the context. I thought you were talking about a random company or something

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>he doesn't know

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>> No.54916287

Am I the only one that’s been taking this bear market to just casually collect super cheap dividend payers for my IRA? I just haven’t seen anything worth gambling on other than miners and even those have been about as hit/miss as your average shitcoin

>> No.54916290

It sucks ass that I have to invest all my money just to break even on inflation & get a few pennies

>> No.54916293

why not get 5% plus in treasuries and mm accounts?
dividend copers are weird

>> No.54916296

I went in hard on the reit index after it dumped way down. They are mostly mid caps but slowly becoming huge companies

>> No.54916299

It’s the same angry spurger shitting up every other thread.
Rocker you’re a funny guy and seem fairly genuine on your vids. The alcohol Jew is definitely a beast to conquer.

>> No.54916306

I'm about to transfer an old 401k of mine into my roth IRA & max out my contribution

>> No.54916319

not over until it has the anime girl is upside down on it

>> No.54916321

>super cheap dividend payers
I'm not big on divvies, which one did you pick?

>> No.54916329

anime girl will be face down after this stage, not upside down

>> No.54916331

Someone come up with a replacement for douki
that bitch already won

>> No.54916335

It's germany's most popular neobroker. Mainly for the phone. I hate it. They also have a webversion, but got damn it is slow and fucks your computer (bad pc, but other brokers or markets don't cause these problems). You can't make lists, but only have one favorite list that changes daily by the performance, so good luck finding something fast from that list. You pretty much have to search everytime in the search section.

>> No.54916337

divvy posters deserve the rope

>> No.54916344


>> No.54916348
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Do you guys think the banking collapse is over?

>> No.54916349

Tech pumping into the cpi read. They must have gotten advanced notice

>> No.54916354

CVNA looks so fucking good look at that chart

>> No.54916355

tech is a hedge for market right now
It's retarded. It's also bearish

>> No.54916390

I had a dream last night about TLT and to buy more.

>> No.54916399

With absolutely no explanation for why it's fucking pumping.

>> No.54916404

Based & "it came to me in a vision" pilled

>> No.54916406

For some reason I think it's gonna pump. And that's bad for me.

>> No.54916410
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>you'll no longer be paid to ask people what they want to order
Should I feel bad? I kind of don't

>> No.54916411

VZ being one I’ve been focusing on the most right now, as well as QSR here and there. QSR my logic is thinking that with automation being more and more inevitable, pushing wagies out will only lead to more profits. And at .50 or so per share given every quarter or so, it could be a good long term hold. VZ just seems to have not had any real upward growth either. They’re not going anywhere and they’re not exactly terrible as far as how cash flow is concerned. O just very little at a time because REITs could take an inevitable giga shit at any moment but they’ll always pay out.

>> No.54916412

I'm too scared to check my portfolio... I went all in on OXY before close... please be green...

>> No.54916414


>> No.54916417

I often have Deja-Vu. Quite frightening, especially when you trade. Always makes me stop. Trying to figure out if I can "remember" what's going to happen next on the market/chart, but can't. But the feeling is almost always negative.

>> No.54916418

the best you get is the Fed's dotplot which has something akin to this prediction on it, but that will change from FOMC to FOMC.

>> No.54916421

AI burgerflipper when?

>> No.54916424

Why would you buy oxy? You know that Buffet has some preferred stock thst pays something crazy like 8% dividends, right?

>> No.54916427
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I'm debating going long on EDV when we finally hit the peak

>> No.54916430

I haven't had fast food in a few months, & honestly I don't think I'll ever be buying that slop again.
>5 for a micchicken
>go to Walmart & buy a pack of chicken patties for $10 instead
Yeah no thanks

>> No.54916431

>follow spain into hyperinflation because I'm really down on SOXL

>> No.54916434

This is unironically great. People working at fast food restaurants have been so shit the last 3 years I believe none of them should be employed.

>> No.54916438

premarket is -1,44%, 53,18 Euros. Using a german broker where you can trade pre and aftermarket

>> No.54916442



>> No.54916446

Nasdaq futures are flat?

>> No.54916452

See >>54916411 I knew I wasn’t wrong to be thinking that.

>> No.54916459

Unfortunately you're probably right. I'm 24 & most people my generation just aren't capable of working. I don't know what's wrong with them.
Literally nothing stopping people from going to a factory & getting a starting pay of $20+/hour without a HS diploma

>> No.54916474

I moved the furniture in my office today. That is all I have done so far. I will leave early today, because the waether is nice. Have a nice day anon.

>> No.54916477

>Unfortunately you're probably right. I'm 24 & most people my generation just aren't capable of working. I don't know what's wrong with them.
they dont buy the narrative that wageslavery is worth it

>> No.54916479

If they could automate the food making process you could have a completely autonomous fast food building.

Which lets be fair, minimum wage jobs should have always been reserved for what... high school kids doing part time jobs? The left wing never fucking shuts up about the minimum wage and has given this impression that its a huge part of our economy.

There are at least 1.1 million Americans on minimum wage. That's barely 1.4% of all HOURLY employees let alone the entire labor market. Yet it's become this huge stupid fucking debate. No sorry, this cold hard reality is that you shouldn't be able to raise a family on minimum wage. Hell, you shouldn't be able to LIVE on minimum wage. Taking orders, bagging groceries, these should be what teenagers are doing to learn the bare minimum of work ethic and responsibility. Not grown ass adults who never wanted to contribute to society in a meaningful way

>> No.54916483

Yeah at this level of treasuries divies are pretty stupid. Way too much risk for paltry payouts.

>> No.54916493

The difference is that you are able to go long on divys or reits etc exactly because short term investors have dumped them. Reits especially are setting record levels of income, mainly real estate cause pay up renties lol, and yet they are at record lows

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Good. Tired of how fucking awful drive throughs have been the last few years. Some fat teen handing you an Ipad to do the transaction yourself, prompting you for a tip.

>> No.54916507

Thank you again friend, it was 360 days, now my calculations are correct.
thank you

>> No.54916508

lel I knew he was an absolute newfag from the way he talked

>> No.54916512

Yeah, or you lose a ton like intel dumping. Corporate bonds and divies need to start paying a premium now if they want to attract investment.

>> No.54916513
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Like check this out, INVH is the biggest owner of single family homes they rent out. Their income growth has been insane partly because of inflation.

>> No.54916522

CPI will be 5.7. Trips confirms it.

>> No.54916524

CPI in 5 mins?

>> No.54916525

I'm painting my miniatures this fine morning after making my kids breakfast and letting out the chickens. I'm still billing my client full hours for my time.

>> No.54916526

And what would be if there were no teenagers who want to do the job? Or they aren't reliable? What if you still need 50% of these people to be adults, to ensure a stable working environment.

You think teenagers are gong to CLEAN? It's almost always adults who do cleaning.

>> No.54916530

I rarely ever go within spitting distance of a fast food place, but those order screens are in a lot of those places, and that’s cut the need significantly for someone to operate a cash register. You have to assume that it won’t be much longer before complete automation of the food making process happens, in which case they only need to hire a maintenance guy to hang around in case shit needs to get fixed.

Plus you have to consider that Americans will ALWAYS try to find a way to stay fat and happy. It’s a good reason why trying to find the cheapest entry possible in fast food can be an excellent long term play.

>> No.54916531

Yeah that looks pretty good. But still not much of a pay out so far. About a 1.04 per year. Not really exciting for how much theyre making.

>> No.54916533

They are subservient to this man because they need a place to live. He is the son of their dwelling and thus must hand his maiden over for fear of being kicked out.

>> No.54916535

Quick cpi prediction.....I say 5.1........

>> No.54916537

start taking bets on CPI NOW!

>> No.54916540

>You think teenagers are gong to CLEAN? It's almost always adults who do cleaning.
Are you going to pretend mobbing floors is hard
Is that what we're doing right now

>> No.54916543

dubs are enough

>> No.54916545
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i give you free 1 min nasdaq TA in exchange for more boobies

>> No.54916546

We'll be pumping on whatever CPI is that's the only thing I'm sure of

>> No.54916547


>> No.54916552

It hit >$13 yesterday. Let’s hope it pumps further.

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0.6 mom
5.1 yoy

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dont jinx it you motherfucker

>> No.54916565

>letting out the chickens.
remember anon
the Jews fear you

>> No.54916569


>> No.54916573

40k? AoS?
I want to start an AoS army

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aaaa 1 min left

>> No.54916583

>We'll be pumping on whatever CPI is that's the only thing I'm sure of
probably. these motherfuckers refuse to stop buying. there's this retarded "be greedy when others are fearful" bullshit going on because everyone expects a recession

>> No.54916584

it's not hard. It's that teenagers won't do it in a professional manner.

>> No.54916588

A very basic look shows 600 million shares outstanding with 95% institutional ownership. I haven’t seen anything that shows their historical payouts as far as their yield goes but it’s about on par with what O would pay out versus what they’re valued at right now.

>> No.54916592


>> No.54916593

its worse than we could imagine. -3% inflation

>> No.54916594


>> No.54916595
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I love inflation

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Heroquest (original with all expansions, long term painting project), and some Warcry warbands

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>no I won't back downnnn
>I will stand my ground

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bobo is kill

>> No.54916607

Core CPI (MoM) (Apr) 0.4% 0.4% 0.4%
Core CPI (YoY) (Apr) 5.5% 5.5% 5.6%
CPI (MoM) (Apr) 0.4% 0.4% 0.1%
CPI (YoY) (Apr) 4.9% 5.0% 5.0%

>> No.54916613

what are the inflation numbers?

>> No.54916614


>> No.54916615

core 5,5. GG

>> No.54916619

0.4% MoM core inflation is bad news
day ends red

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>> No.54916624
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>inflation "falls" to 4.9%
i don't understand why this isn't terrible news. It's over twice as high as the target.

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>as expected is bad news
just bobo logic

>> No.54916630

5.5 core YoY? holy shit

>> No.54916634
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What does this mean

>> No.54916635

told you homos we're pumping today

>> No.54916638
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its 0.1% better than """expected"""

>> No.54916639

>inflation down 0.000000001%

Buy reddit buyyyyy buyyy

>> No.54916640

i remember when i was 18 and had my first job, my boss made fun of me for how i used a broom stick to sweep the floor.
it stuck in my memory because even though he made fun of me, he didnt actually show me how to do it correctly, so i just kept doing it wrong, probably.. he was kind of an idiot but he was also a cool guy, and a bit racist.

>> No.54916642

0.1% decrease in YoY and look at the madness of market participants

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>5.5% core inflation
holy fucking shit

>> No.54916647

you're forgetting the market hasn't priced in sticky core inflation yet
they will, though
oh, they will

>> No.54916650
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Guess we pump

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throw em a bone, it's /smg/ peasant edition anyway

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I still don't get how we could pivot with these numbers, but yeah, they were almost on point. Will squeez a few hedges and that's it, back to snib.

>> No.54916662

Nice headline pump, but it means nothing. Headline will increase in June/July, or at least will stay at 5%.

>> No.54916664
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>inflation is now crabbing

>> No.54916670
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>core inflation is officially higher than the interest rate
this should scare all of you

>> No.54916673

Jpow needs to go higher for longer. Lemme load up on 30 yr bonds paying 5-6%.

>> No.54916676

>if we set the inflation bar low, we have to go up!
Not buying your bags sorry.

>> No.54916677

holy shit gold is putting in candles on the 1m

>> No.54916680

My physical silver is doing a little sumthin'

>> No.54916681

Prices are increasing though...

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>> No.54916695

powell will not pivot until unless something breaks really close to FOMC
it's a fact

>> No.54916698

I said this and I was right

>> No.54916701

These 2 25bps hikes were a mistake. Headline is so low because of the difference of OIL from march-april-may-june last year to now. Headline will be important in July/august again.

Core CPI is unskewed and it's horribly bad.

>> No.54916702

I think so too. And to restore reputation to the fed theyll overhike and leave it there so everyone trusts them again.

>> No.54916704

good thing the Fed cares about headline inflation amirite?

>> No.54916711

the 25 rate hikes led to core inflation catching up with the interest rate and now surpassing it

>> No.54916713

Damn what are all the hispanics going to do now?

>> No.54916717

inflation is too high and labor is still tight. Same thing as two fuckin years ago. Didn't raise the benchmark nearly fast enough. Garbage fed.

>> No.54916720
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Nooooo hyperinflation was going to get trump reelected! Stop the count!

>> No.54916722

sirs how can i redeem my sqqq

>> No.54916723

ANd look at OIL. It's pumping on low headline. How are you going to beat inflation if with every time these fucks think they will cut rates they pump everything back up?

>> No.54916725

The core matched estimates anyway?

>> No.54916727
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Anyone who knows history should have known that the fed will always try and cope that THIS TIME it's different and free cheap money won't fuck everything

>> No.54916730

It's gonna be like 2 years before we get under 3% inflation...

>> No.54916733

>good thing the Fed cares about headline inflation amirite?
they care about a lot of indicators especially PCE

>> No.54916736

Plus they bailed out the banks and threw the money printers back on. Fucking failures. It's hyperinflation time

>> No.54916742
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>How are you going to beat inflation if with every time these fucks think they will cut rates they pump everything back up
Demand destruction.

>> No.54916744

right. the point is the market hasn't priced in that core inflation is sticky and the Fed's job is not even close to being done
you will realize this in 2-3 months if not sooner

>> No.54916745
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The problem is that the core is still bad. Like really bad. It hasn't been this high since the 1970s and 80s

>> No.54916749
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So much cope in this thread

>> No.54916750

holy shit

>> No.54916755

apropos of nothing, i just wanted to mention that i hate 0dte niggers

>> No.54916756
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So is it over or not

>> No.54916757

>down 2.6% premarket already
just buy more for when shit hits the fan

>> No.54916760

>Didn't raise the benchmark nearly fast enough
they need to start raising 100 bps each then slow the pace meeting by meeting

>> No.54916766

We're about to see if 5% interest rates can beat 5.5% core inflation just because the fed really really really wants it to

>> No.54916767

sticky inflation is different than hyperinflation. hyperinflation is a meme. we're not going to have 100%+ inflation ever.

>> No.54916772

Such a strong pump. But why?

>> No.54916779

Maybe, does this help?

>> No.54916784
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>numbers hit expectations
>inflation hasn't gotten better
>futures are green
yep, still retarded

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>> No.54916792

>Such a strong pump. But why?
estimated 5.0
Reported 4.9
that's why

>> No.54916794

inflation is bad, but its not worse.

>> No.54916796

>core inflation is now higher than inflation
>"But this is what we expected so its totally fine!"

>> No.54916798

Because doomer bears are retards.

>> No.54916799
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fake out

>> No.54916813

When the fed says they want inflation at 2% they mean core inflation, right? The important stuff. Not some volatle bullshit headline, right?.. right?

>> No.54916814

If we finish green today then it proves fidelity hiring niggers was a mistake.

>> No.54916831

Oil still pumping. No refill for Biden, kek.

>> No.54916853

Soon enough they'll blow up another bank to bait some fresh WTI shorters.

>> No.54916854

yes, specifically core pce

>> No.54916859
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Yes, we seem to have reached the point where the contrarian move is to do the obvious. Strange times.

>> No.54916863
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we did it
we beat inflation

>> No.54916864
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The truth is as long as most of retail is short we will keep pumping, isn‘t it

>> No.54916873

How big of a deal is .1% lower

>> No.54916875

Gold tells a different story.

>> No.54916877


>> No.54916884

gold isn't even real tho

>> No.54916889

yes, we will crab until you run out of money to short

>> No.54916890

silly bears, i told you about the $2.99 eggs

>> No.54916919

core inflation still being gay, why are people celebrating

>> No.54916920

Nothing when it's all on the back of energy. Nobody of these twitter fags has yet posted an analysis on why headline fell, but it gotta be that.

>> No.54916930
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accept the clown market
love the clown market
be the clown market

>> No.54916939

All energy, not food, or all items.

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>0.4 mom
>expectation May 0.4 mom

We did what?

>> No.54916953

LMAO, don't look at cocoa. The new solid oil.

>> No.54916954


>> No.54916960
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>Hey anon how are you?
>Haven't you heard?? We are officially out of bear market territory!...yay!... and that CPI print was veery reassuring!!
>Kys? Anon w-what?
>Anoooon? Helloooooooo?

>> No.54916962


>> No.54916972

open ze market
my UFAB doing something

>> No.54916976

It's a bear market for DXY

>> No.54916984
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plane crash meme, we gaan is dutch or something for we're going
google the flight number and read the wikipedia article if you want more than that

>> No.54916985

more pages for longer

>> No.54916990
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Inflation beaten and not at all wreckless crabbing, 2% target almost reached

>> No.54916997

As long as the economy crumbles marginally slower than 'expected' then the stock market charges higher. lol

>> No.54917005

Looks like JXN investors finally learned how hedging works.

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>> No.54917011

Makes me furious that nobody is talking about CVNA and the extreme potential it has to print money

>> No.54917023

try UFAB fren

>> No.54917025

all energy, in July-September this will change heavily.

>> No.54917031

>sold soxl at 14.19 and its now 14.45
i need to learn to let a stock run. bear market has traumatized me into selling instantly when im green.

>> No.54917039
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Should I call it a day?
Suppose it is recommended to sell when you are at -7%

>> No.54917041

profit is profit my dude

>> No.54917045

inflation's effect on prices is an exponential function.

>> No.54917046
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yes, finally someone understands
economy saved
thank you jerome

>> No.54917049
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Missed the near 40 point pre-market move on the ES and only scalped 5 ticks on a contract. I set my stop too tight and could've gotten a full 3 points. Market is going to gap up big at open

>> No.54917052

im too scared to open twitter

>> No.54917065
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I'm just not gonna bake.

>> No.54917070

That’s very bad for prices.

>> No.54917077

how do i trade dxy?

>> No.54917085

forex pairs.

>> No.54917088
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/smg/ is finally over
never was there a more bullish market signal

>> No.54917109

Checked. Fuck all fidelity niggers

>> No.54917116

why didn't it pump damnit...

>> No.54917125

i hate this market so much. also we're on page 4. don't bake until we're at page 10 or already 404.

>> No.54917127

i'm glad i outlived it

>> No.54917128

the fuck?

>> No.54917143

market still thinking a pivooot is coming and trying to force Powell's hand even though it's failed at this for the past year

>> No.54917148

Wtf next CPI is on rate hike day again? So they will AGAIN use old data (may data instead june)? How will they justify holding with core decreasing only by 0,1?

>> No.54917166

He can't pivot. Look at what's happening if they only think he would pivot. Inflation would never go back to 2%. This market simply doesn't understand it. The state should actually interfere, cause it's obvious it's rich people and banks who are fuckn the economy and people with this bullshit.

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>> No.54917177

wish we would go up or down more significantly. this mr snibbin is boring.

>> No.54917179

based janny
i know, anon. i just don't get how the juden market doesn't get it.

>> No.54917180

jannie has been waiting like a hawk to nuke the new thread

>> No.54917181


>> No.54917211

based janny nuke this one too
keep nuking it until they get it and also give them a 3 day

>> No.54917220
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>"We are waiting for the full effects of the rate hikes to work through the system, in the past it has been delayed and we don't want to hike too fast too soon. Initial data seems promising and we will continue to monitor the situation and use our tools to aim for a 2% inflation goal."
See easy, give me a banker job, I can do this shit. Oh forgot the best part:
>"WHOA BLACK BETTY." Mic drop. "No questions."

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>> No.54917246

But when? In a timely manner?

>> No.54917261

they never say when, it's part of the magic

>> No.54917302

>WYNN dumped at open
What the fuck