/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.54914153]

Peasant Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://www.optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com

>Screeners
https://www.finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://www.etfdb.com/
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator

>Calendars
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://www.market24hclock.com/
https://www.squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://www.tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://www.finance.yahoo.com/research
https://www.finsight.com/bond-screener/corporate-bonds

>Peasant Shopping
https://steel-mastery.com/

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>>54912144

[Anonymous No.54914161]

buy SQQQ

[Anonymous No.54914163]

protip: if you're going to come from reddit to troll /smg/, don't post your doxx
>long PLTR

[Anonymous No.54914177]

>>54914163
>metadata from 2016 reveals current location
retard alert

[Anonymous No.54914187]

>>54914163
let them

[Anonymous No.54914194]

>>54914177
Property records are public.

[Anonymous No.54914202]

>>54914194
>property records
that lead you to a voting booth? Wow im fucking terrified.

[Anonymous No.54914208]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54914214]

>>54914163
what is the tl;dr for those of us who are not following every thread

[Anonymous No.54914235]

>>54914208
That dude is lucky he walked away with just a scratch. What a moron.

[Anonymous No.54914246]

Look at me
I am the futures now

[Anonymous No.54914252]

>>54914246
i wish she were my future

[Anonymous No.54914307]

>Millions of illegal immigrants about to zerg rush the USA
>$1.2 million for each black Californian
>More billions sent to Ukraine
>USA could maybe default on its debt

Ok give it to me straight anons; Are we fucked or not?

[Anonymous No.54914327]

sell SQQQ

[Anonymous No.54914330]

>>54914153
whens our time, soxl bros?

[Anonymous No.54914342]

>>54914246
I enjoy anime girls and shorting the s&p and nasdaq.

[Anonymous No.54914343]

>>54914246
I prefer big titty ones more

[Anonymous No.54914356]

>>54914177
>metadata
They have your current metadata and location too. But not from any you posted here. They just have it already don't ask me how

[Anonymous No.54914362]

PRAA has me spooked. Fannie/Freddie had similar giga misses in the run up to '08 and making $$ on nonconforming loans is their specialty. I really don't want to pull my money out but DAMN, not much looks good now.

[Anonymous No.54914370]

>>54914356
the glowniggers have everyones data, that isnt anything new. They have yours too. I'm not a threat to glowniggers, because I am not retarded. If somehow my actual metadata got by and people wanted to see whats up, I am happy to oblige.

[Anonymous No.54914389]

bros i think i might have a shot

[Anonymous No.54914409]

>>54914370
Well now everyone else has it too lol.

[Anonymous No.54914416]

>>54914409
Wow. Imagine if I gave a fuck.

[Anonymous No.54914430]

>>54914416
Soon. :^)

[Anonymous No.54914438]

>>54914409
>>54914416
just kiss already, you virgins

[Anonymous No.54914441]

Thoughts on upcoming cpi?
Was 5% last month....forecast is 5% again....so if it's 5 or under that's good.......shouldn't be hard to match last month imo.....keep in mind the last 7 readings have seen a drop, I think it will be 4.8

[Anonymous No.54914442]

>>54914430
There’s that republicuck attitude the entire nation adores

[Anonymous No.54914452]

>>54914330
Already peaked for the year. We're accidentally forward looking past the 2025 recovery into the subsequent 2026 crash.

[Anonymous No.54914456]

>>54914442
Keep it up, faggot. I suggest walking away from /smg/ and forgetting that this ever happened.

[Anonymous No.54914465]

>>54914362
What the Christ is that chart? How do you lose 30% in a day when you're a company of repo men?

[Anonymous No.54914467]

>>54914456
Or what, you’ll do something horrible to someone you don’t even know?

[Anonymous No.54914472]

Test

[Anonymous No.54914482]

>>54914465
Right!? If even they're taking huge losses then I don't see things getting better any time soon.

[Anonymous No.54914494]

here's the thing
japanese women.

[Anonymous No.54914498]

>>54914153
So calls or puts for DIS? It seems that the reason their down us because DeSantis is being an absolute faggot. There's no reason why earnings would be down right?

[Anonymous No.54914505]

>>54914441
I’m blown away how stubborn it is. With jobs way stronger than expected I’m betting 4.9 with core cpi down 0.1. Wish we would follow Spain.

[Anonymous No.54914509]

>>54914498
I heard somewhere that Disney bringing back some meal plan is a surefire sign of recession and plunging park demand.

Disney just brought back that meal plan.

[Anonymous No.54914528]

>>54914498
Politics rarely impacts stocks. If it it did pol wouldn’t be the saddest poorest faggots on the Internet.

[Anonymous No.54914541]

>>54914494
absolutely based
fucking based
fucking absolutely based
BASED
FUCKING
BASED

[Anonymous No.54914546]

>>54914342
short and cunning
based

you could call it based

[Anonymous No.54914575]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54914578]

I asked chatgpt to give me some entry conditions to look for in a trading strategy.

[Anonymous No.54914593]

>>54914578
Well done. I love chatgpt but find it next to useless when it comes to finance. This is the most helpful thing I’ve seen.

[Anonymous No.54914617]

apple fall from tree

[Anonymous No.54914623]

What are you the most bullish on right now?

[Anonymous No.54914637]

>>54914494
GIVE ME NIP POOPA

[Anonymous No.54914652]

>>54914153
Literally me. Except for talking to a woman.

[Anonymous No.54914659]

fat fuck

[Anonymous No.54914663]

>futures

https://youtu.be/QsZLmKYGVp8

[Anonymous No.54914695]

>>54914659
that was really uncalled for anon

[Anonymous No.54914770]

Holy fuck german CPI still above 7.

Norway 6,4, after 6,5 last month.
Norway ppi -15,3% after -21,9% last month.
They are getting DRAINED by their corporations, holy fuck, how is that legal?

[Anonymous No.54914791]

>Yellen is calling CEOs personally to warn on US debt ceiling, per Reuters.
sound and resilient

[Anonymous No.54914793]

>>54914770
Because the more money people make, the more corporations raise prices because people are fucking stupid and will spend more the more they make. If you give the average person that makes $50k a year, a 100k salary he will just double his spending. Well, double the spending of his after tax income.

[Anonymous No.54914809]

Let it be known, I know i'm not here as much as I used to be, but I will always be here. Many of us are outcasts so to speak and we find solace in this small community. Most of us, if not all of us, suffer from some sort of addiction. We are all in this together. I'm tired. But i'll never stop fighting to make it, and i'm bringing all of you with me. Some of you don't have any friends, but you can always consider me your one friend until the day I die. And if I die, I'll still watch over you it the next life. I've beaten almost all of my addictions. Cocaine, opiates, benzos, marijuana, but the one addiction I cannot seem to kick is alcohol. I guess i'm typing this because if I don't get the strength to defeat alcoholism, i'm probably not going to be around much longer. 14 years i've been dealing with this shit. The devil certainly exists, and he comes in a can. Anyway, thanks for listening to my drunk rant. I'm just having a hard time in life right now.

https://youtu.be/9EKi2E9dVY8

[Anonymous No.54914822]

>>54914809
love you long time john-chan, i think about you, dont die to the liquid jew

[Anonymous No.54914857]

>>54914822
I don't really want to speak on it any further after this post. I just had to get that off my chest. I've told my family and friends about how out of control i've become and they just laugh it off. That was 7 years ago. I reached out for help one time and now i'm scared to do it again because of it.

[Anonymous No.54914957]

>>54914857
cold turkey, 1 week, starting now. you’ve made this anon laugh countless times. health is the best investment

[Anonymous No.54914981]

>vix
Finna be heemed tomorrow

[Anonymous No.54914982]

>>54914770
Eurpoors gave up on fighting inflation

[Anonymous No.54915005]

>>54914857
we dont want you to die, we have to go to las vegas for the /smg/ meetup. get some help john, imagine the bull market get reignited and you arent present

[Anonymous No.54915030]

urope is crashing dxy

[Anonymous No.54915048]

Yields...

>>54914857

Don't go to any liquor store or gas stations it will only tempt you, and if you have to have food delivered so you don't go into any store and see any beer

[Anonymous No.54915081]

>>54914246
Man

[Anonymous No.54915090]

>>54915048
Based nightly yields poster.

The moment this girl is on her but on a normal curve is the moment US dips into a deep recession

[Anonymous No.54915114]

>>54914809
Switch to whisky and take sips throughout the day. Just enough to stave off cravings. Ever clear also works.

[Anonymous No.54915129]

>>54914370
>I'm not a threat to glowniggers
Why even post on 4chan?
Daily reminder read mein kampf

[Anonymous No.54915204]

>>54914982
As I did on the ECB. And I still didn't go long. For the next time I know.

[Anonymous No.54915227]

this week 3900

[Anonymous No.54915234]

>>54915090
apparently the average time afte ryield curve inversion for a recession start is 15.1 months. That's a long time! Hard to imagine

[Anonymous No.54915273]

>>54915227
I would appreciate that. This crab is taking forever to crack. I worry that I will lose patience before it does and then get a worse entry.

[Anonymous No.54915282]

What's happening in Europe?

[Anonymous No.54915285]

>>54914809
I've been an addict for years. The oxy's and heroin got me when I was younger, but I kicked that habit. The past 8 years or so it's been the drinking. Last year I cut my drinking down to three days a week. This year I moved to two days a week which I'm proud of. Next year I'll cut it down to one. We're gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.54915289]

>>54915282
stagflation

[Anonymous No.54915296]

>>54914770
And yet the banks refuse to raise rates above 3%... holy mother of kek. They seem to forgotten rates were significantly higher just 15-20 years ago and people were fine... oh wait but that's people, not businesses.
Corporations are using inflation as a means to get more and more money since they can just "blame the inflation", never mind that it's like 10% while the prices were increased by 30-50%. Essentially, it boils down to what this guy has written >>54914793
Soon we will be getting into the "discount" phase where corpos slash their prices by like 10% and people will praise them for being so generous, never mind that they have already increased their earnings by 50%. And so the cycle will continue. It will only and always be more expensive, and people will only and always keep consuming
Plus ECB are bussies

[Anonymous No.54915329]

>>54915289
Anything else?

[Anonymous No.54915331]

>>54915329
we will freeze to death next winter. this time for real

[Anonymous No.54915332]

Any reason for the slight drop in futures?

[Anonymous No.54915333]

>>54915296
I hope with the new youth this will change. Some can be obnoxiously green, but in the end they are right. We don't need new products every year. I buy second hand, computer, monitor, laptop, even clothing if not for serious occassions or jackets (leather). And there is a shift to second hand now even more due to high prices of first hand. They can fuck off with their price hikes. Not buying, except food.

[Anonymous No.54915344]

>>54915332
german cpi shows stagflation and swedens industrial production is going to shit.
doesn't look good for US cpi print later

[Anonymous No.54915349]

>>54915331
Have you invested in comfy blankets to counteract this?

[Anonymous No.54915367]

>>54915344
Yeah but the service sector is outweighing it all. It's fuckin insane how much that has grown in terms of earnings. That will remain sticky for a long time unless people as a whole get into a state of depression which won't happen for a long time, especially with additional wage increases later this year

[Anonymous No.54915382]

>>54915048
I'm sorry but wtf is this curve
>unironically

[Anonymous No.54915383]

I’ve been splitting my money half hysa half sp500 with the intention of buying a house in 2-3 years. Is there a smarter way? I figured if the market takes off I shave off some time

[Anonymous No.54915388]

>>54915382
Is ur question what is the yield curve or why is it fucked?

[Anonymous No.54915400]

Thoughts on upcoming cpi?
Was 5% last month....forecast is 5% again....so if it's 5 or under that's good.......shouldn't be hard to match last month imo.....keep in mind the last 7 readings have seen a drop, I think it will be 4.8

[Anonymous No.54915421]

>>54914441
>>54915400
bot?

[Anonymous No.54915430]

>>54915400
I think 5,3. April data was for march. March was when the oil spike happened last year. Which is why CPI suddenly dropped by 1 point.

April Oil was lower., may it accelerated again, but that would be June data.

[Anonymous No.54915434]

>>54915421
No, Didn't realise I posted it before

[Anonymous No.54915441]

>>54915382
You'd prefer if it looked like this? Nah man, that's boring

[Anonymous No.54915443]

>>54915434
How? They're both character-for-character identical.

[Anonymous No.54915446]

>>54915430
What the fuck are you waffling on about

[Anonymous No.54915451]

>>54915443
I saved it on my clipboard to ask several times through out the day

[Anonymous No.54915462]

>>54915430
Useless all of you. Now how many brings and bongs till the cpi is released?

[Anonymous No.54915474]

>>54915446
Nothing, just buy

[Anonymous No.54915476]

>>54915462
3 hours 30 minutes from now

[Anonymous No.54915477]

>>54915462
So they expect same as last time....well atleast the bar is low....it's bad if the expectations are too optimistic....going by the trend over the last year it should at the very least match this

[Anonymous No.54915482]

>>54915462
just buy

[Anonymous No.54915501]

I really believe CVNA is going to go crazy again today. It is refusing to sell off after a very impressive rally

[Anonymous No.54915503]

>>54915462
This is gonna be so incredibly bullish, bros. My gold is gonna explode

[Anonymous No.54915554]

>>54915476
>>54915477
>>54915482
>>54915503
This is the estimated market movement. I forget what happened last time, only that I didn't get as heemed as I thought

[Anonymous No.54915561]

>1 month treasury yield
>5.788%
It's over.

[Anonymous No.54915587]

>>54915554
I stand with 5,3. Besides, even if it was lower. There won't be cuts. The fed will want to achieve 2% "in a timely manner" and most certainly in a "stable manner", meaning, they don't want inflation to hit 2% once and then immediately cut rates heavily. The goal has to be to hit 2% for several months. JPOW will not risk another inflation explosion. And this is what will happen if they cut. He will never go below 3% ever again, at least not JPOW.

[Anonymous No.54915593]

Carvana is a goldmine

[Anonymous No.54915615]

>>54915554
Kek, bears basically loose no matter what

[Anonymous No.54915632]

core cpi 0.6% MoM
limit down

[Anonymous No.54915673]

>>54915615
Yes, we will be let loose.

[Anonymous No.54915704]

>>54915561
Someone explain why anyone would buy a 10Y paying 3% and not just roll these forward? Confusing AF. Is the short term higher rate just reflecting the risk of the US cucks defaulting?

[Anonymous No.54915722]

We're pumping today.
Go ahead and archive this statement via your computing device's screenshot technology

[Anonymous No.54915739]

>>54915722
no

[Anonymous No.54915769]

predict today's inflation print anons

[Anonymous No.54915776]

>>54915769
5,3-5.5% headline
core 5,3-5.4%

[Anonymous No.54915784]

>>54915769
5% headline
core 5.4%

[Anonymous No.54915793]

>>54915769
4.6
4.9 c

[Anonymous No.54915800]

>>54915769
4.9 headline

[Anonymous No.54915825]

>>54915793
>>54915800

kekw

[Anonymous No.54915844]

>>54915793
>>54915800
extreme mumutard cope
the rage will start soon

[Anonymous No.54915877]

>>54915704
Because they expect rates to fall soon

[Anonymous No.54915890]

>>54914153
I don't get it

[Sup€® C No.54915922]

I really do get a laugh at the conspiracies and scooby-doo esque things freshman bros say in threads like these and reddit.

Somehow still sound like most slept through Finance 201 and retaking it for the 3rd time?

>Literally works at a BB in IB

[Anonymous No.54915954]

>>54915922
Is anyone else shocked on the move with CVNA? if it gets over 12$ today it’s straight to 16 maybe even 20 as shorts cover more. Recent data showed 69% of float short

[Anonymous No.54915979]

>day 63 of holding SQQQ
today is the day

[Anonymous No.54915985]

>>54915979
>holding
stopped reading right there

[Sup€® C No.54915986]

>>54915954
Think of this context, that's like asking if you saw José in Houston. Never even heard of CVNA.

[Anonymous No.54916008]

>>54915979
>up 0.55% premarket
today's the day

[Anonymous No.54916020]

>>54915388
why is it looking like that? It shouldn't work.

[Anonymous No.54916029]

>>54915922
namefag

[Anonymous No.54916039]

okay anons
Predict today's market open

[Anonymous No.54916055]

>>54916039
Red,green after cpi,Blood before close

[Sup€® C No.54916060]

>>54916029
its a play on words "fin major" bro

[Anonymous No.54916066]

>>54916060
Did I ask?

[Anonymous No.54916067]

Last month I asked here how Trade Republic calculates the interest on non-invested money every month, and I got a pretty good answer from someone, explaining they calculate it daily and then pay it out at the end of the money for the entire month.

This month I have done my own calculation again and I am 0.03€ off from the calculation Trade Republic did, so clearly I still don't fully understand it.
I assume they pay 2% divided by 365 (days in a year), which is 1/18250 but I am probably wrong about that

[Anonymous No.54916070]

How is UVIX lower than UVXY today? I thought their holding were the same, except UVIX is 2x leveraged

[Anonymous No.54916086]

BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON LADIMIR, TOSS SUM FOKKING NOOKS

[Anonymous No.54916089]

>>54915922
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

[Anonymous No.54916110]

Is Wisdom Tree a solid ETF provider? I think they're big enough, but they're not top-5 too-big-to-fail big either. They have an ETF that I'm interested in and have access to in my country, which isn't the case for the big 5.

[Anonymous No.54916113]

>>54916055

>red green red red green then red
Are you autistic?

Just say red day or green day

[Anonymous No.54916138]

>>54916113
I’d say it may be the worst day of all time

[Anonymous No.54916146]

>>54916067
it was me.
I think the german rate year is 360 days.
"act/360 – Eurozinsmethode, französische Zinsmethode"

[Anonymous No.54916169]

>>54916067
is it really calendar days or trading days?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trading_day?useskin=vector

[Anonymous No.54916175]

Anons, are there any subscription services worth paying for? I mostly want to keep up with the current news regarding the market, and want to know about what I should expect when it comes to earnings.
Would greatly appreciate if you lads/fags could help this retard out a bit.

Also, 'luv chubby gals. Simply 'as. Fuck you faggots.

[Anonymous No.54916185]

>>54914153
trest

[Anonymous No.54916212]

>>54916175

https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/

[Anonymous No.54916213]

my sides

[Sup€® C No.54916219]

>>54916169
>>54916146
he's right that it's 360 base but thats because of the type of interest being paid though, not the calendar type

[Anonymous No.54916238]

Is today going to be extremely over, or kinda over?

[Anonymous No.54916241]

Diamond hands $SBB bros we can't let the shorts win

[Sup€® C No.54916243]

>>54916067
Also, what are they paying interest on and to whom? Is it a debt obligation etc, not sure what you mean

[Anonymous No.54916246]

>>54916238
dead by daylight

[Anonymous No.54916253]

>>54915048
this is the first time i've invested during a rising rates environment, is there anyway of knowing how high long term bonds will go? Like when the rates peak will they hit 5%-5.5% as well?

[Anonymous No.54916254]

2023 will become my year, just watch me

[Anonymous No.54916259]

>>54916243
On your uninvested account balance. It's a (neo-)broker. You send money from your bank to it and then you can buy stocks. The money that's not used for stocks and lays idle on the account will be subject to interest. Payout is monthly of the interest is monthly. Rate is 2%

[Anonymous No.54916266]

Realistically, it's over

[Anonymous No.54916270]

>>54916254
Literally almost half the year’s already gone by

[Sup€® C No.54916271]

>>54916089
get a grip, this is a thread on the internet. How could a comment rile you up so bad

[Quasar !!7McZD6mb6Mp No.54916275]

10% yoy inflation
Check 'em

[Sup€® C No.54916276]

>>54916259
I see, thank you for the context. I thought you were talking about a random company or something

[Anonymous No.54916282]

@54916271
>he doesn't know
>namefag

[Anonymous No.54916284]

>>54916270
exactly

[Anonymous No.54916287]

Am I the only one that’s been taking this bear market to just casually collect super cheap dividend payers for my IRA? I just haven’t seen anything worth gambling on other than miners and even those have been about as hit/miss as your average shitcoin

[Anonymous No.54916290]

>>54916275
It sucks ass that I have to invest all my money just to break even on inflation & get a few pennies

[Anonymous No.54916293]

>>54916287
why not get 5% plus in treasuries and mm accounts?
dividend copers are weird

[Anonymous No.54916296]

>>54916287
I went in hard on the reit index after it dumped way down. They are mostly mid caps but slowly becoming huge companies

[Anonymous No.54916299]

>>54916271
It’s the same angry spurger shitting up every other thread.
Rocker you’re a funny guy and seem fairly genuine on your vids. The alcohol Jew is definitely a beast to conquer.

[Anonymous No.54916306]

>>54916287
I'm about to transfer an old 401k of mine into my roth IRA & max out my contribution

[Anonymous No.54916319]

>>54916266
not over until it has the anime girl is upside down on it

[Anonymous No.54916321]

>>54916287
>super cheap dividend payers
I'm not big on divvies, which one did you pick?

[Anonymous No.54916329]

>>54916319
anime girl will be face down after this stage, not upside down

[Anonymous No.54916331]

>>54916266
Someone come up with a replacement for douki
that bitch already won

[Anonymous No.54916335]

>>54916276
It's germany's most popular neobroker. Mainly for the phone. I hate it. They also have a webversion, but got damn it is slow and fucks your computer (bad pc, but other brokers or markets don't cause these problems). You can't make lists, but only have one favorite list that changes daily by the performance, so good luck finding something fast from that list. You pretty much have to search everytime in the search section.

[Anonymous No.54916337]

divvy posters deserve the rope

[Anonymous No.54916344]

>>54916337
This

[Anonymous No.54916348]

Do you guys think the banking collapse is over?

[Anonymous No.54916349]

Tech pumping into the cpi read. They must have gotten advanced notice

[Anonymous No.54916354]

CVNA looks so fucking good look at that chart

[Anonymous No.54916355]

>>54916349
tech is a hedge for market right now
It's retarded. It's also bearish

[Anonymous No.54916390]

I had a dream last night about TLT and to buy more.

[Anonymous No.54916399]

>>54916354
With absolutely no explanation for why it's fucking pumping.

[Anonymous No.54916404]

>>54916390
Based & "it came to me in a vision" pilled

[Anonymous No.54916406]

For some reason I think it's gonna pump. And that's bad for me.

[Anonymous No.54916410]

>you'll no longer be paid to ask people what they want to order
Should I feel bad? I kind of don't

[Anonymous No.54916411]

>>54916321
VZ being one I’ve been focusing on the most right now, as well as QSR here and there. QSR my logic is thinking that with automation being more and more inevitable, pushing wagies out will only lead to more profits. And at .50 or so per share given every quarter or so, it could be a good long term hold. VZ just seems to have not had any real upward growth either. They’re not going anywhere and they’re not exactly terrible as far as how cash flow is concerned. O just very little at a time because REITs could take an inevitable giga shit at any moment but they’ll always pay out.

[Anonymous No.54916412]

I'm too scared to check my portfolio... I went all in on OXY before close... please be green...

[Anonymous No.54916414]

SLIZZURP THAT NASDAQ

[Anonymous No.54916417]

>>54916390
I often have Deja-Vu. Quite frightening, especially when you trade. Always makes me stop. Trying to figure out if I can "remember" what's going to happen next on the market/chart, but can't. But the feeling is almost always negative.

[Anonymous No.54916418]

>>54916253
the best you get is the Fed's dotplot which has something akin to this prediction on it, but that will change from FOMC to FOMC.

[Anonymous No.54916421]

>>54916410
AI burgerflipper when?

[Anonymous No.54916424]

>>54916412
Why would you buy oxy? You know that Buffet has some preferred stock thst pays something crazy like 8% dividends, right?

[Anonymous No.54916427]

>>54916418
I'm debating going long on EDV when we finally hit the peak

[Anonymous No.54916430]

>>54916410
I haven't had fast food in a few months, & honestly I don't think I'll ever be buying that slop again.
>5 for a micchicken
>go to Walmart & buy a pack of chicken patties for $10 instead
Yeah no thanks

[Anonymous No.54916431]

>>54914505
>follow spain into hyperinflation because I'm really down on SOXL

[Anonymous No.54916434]

>>54916410
This is unironically great. People working at fast food restaurants have been so shit the last 3 years I believe none of them should be employed.

[Anonymous No.54916438]

>>54916412
premarket is -1,44%, 53,18 Euros. Using a german broker where you can trade pre and aftermarket

[Anonymous No.54916442]

>>54916348

(((Zions)))

[Anonymous No.54916446]

>>54916349
Nasdaq futures are flat?

[Anonymous No.54916452]

>>54916410
See >>54916411 I knew I wasn’t wrong to be thinking that.

[Anonymous No.54916459]

>>54916434
Unfortunately you're probably right. I'm 24 & most people my generation just aren't capable of working. I don't know what's wrong with them.
Literally nothing stopping people from going to a factory & getting a starting pay of $20+/hour without a HS diploma

[Anonymous No.54916474]

I moved the furniture in my office today. That is all I have done so far. I will leave early today, because the waether is nice. Have a nice day anon.

[Anonymous No.54916477]

>>54916459
>Unfortunately you're probably right. I'm 24 & most people my generation just aren't capable of working. I don't know what's wrong with them.
they dont buy the narrative that wageslavery is worth it

[Anonymous No.54916479]

>>54916452
If they could automate the food making process you could have a completely autonomous fast food building.

Which lets be fair, minimum wage jobs should have always been reserved for what... high school kids doing part time jobs? The left wing never fucking shuts up about the minimum wage and has given this impression that its a huge part of our economy.

There are at least 1.1 million Americans on minimum wage. That's barely 1.4% of all HOURLY employees let alone the entire labor market. Yet it's become this huge stupid fucking debate. No sorry, this cold hard reality is that you shouldn't be able to raise a family on minimum wage. Hell, you shouldn't be able to LIVE on minimum wage. Taking orders, bagging groceries, these should be what teenagers are doing to learn the bare minimum of work ethic and responsibility. Not grown ass adults who never wanted to contribute to society in a meaningful way

[Anonymous No.54916483]

>>54916293
Yeah at this level of treasuries divies are pretty stupid. Way too much risk for paltry payouts.

[Anonymous No.54916493]

>>54916483
The difference is that you are able to go long on divys or reits etc exactly because short term investors have dumped them. Reits especially are setting record levels of income, mainly real estate cause pay up renties lol, and yet they are at record lows

[Anonymous No.54916501]

>>54916410
Good. Tired of how fucking awful drive throughs have been the last few years. Some fat teen handing you an Ipad to do the transaction yourself, prompting you for a tip.

[Anonymous No.54916507]

>>54916146
Thank you again friend, it was 360 days, now my calculations are correct.
>>54916169
>>54916219
>>54916243
thank you

[Anonymous No.54916508]

>>54916282
lel I knew he was an absolute newfag from the way he talked

[Anonymous No.54916512]

>>54916493
Yeah, or you lose a ton like intel dumping. Corporate bonds and divies need to start paying a premium now if they want to attract investment.

[Anonymous No.54916513]

>>54916493
>>54916483
Like check this out, INVH is the biggest owner of single family homes they rent out. Their income growth has been insane partly because of inflation.

[Anonymous No.54916522]

CPI will be 5.7. Trips confirms it.

[Anonymous No.54916524]

CPI in 5 mins?

[Anonymous No.54916525]

>>54916474
I'm painting my miniatures this fine morning after making my kids breakfast and letting out the chickens. I'm still billing my client full hours for my time.

[Anonymous No.54916526]

>>54916479
And what would be if there were no teenagers who want to do the job? Or they aren't reliable? What if you still need 50% of these people to be adults, to ensure a stable working environment.

You think teenagers are gong to CLEAN? It's almost always adults who do cleaning.

[Anonymous No.54916530]

>>54916479
I rarely ever go within spitting distance of a fast food place, but those order screens are in a lot of those places, and that’s cut the need significantly for someone to operate a cash register. You have to assume that it won’t be much longer before complete automation of the food making process happens, in which case they only need to hire a maintenance guy to hang around in case shit needs to get fixed.

Plus you have to consider that Americans will ALWAYS try to find a way to stay fat and happy. It’s a good reason why trying to find the cheapest entry possible in fast food can be an excellent long term play.

[Anonymous No.54916531]

>>54916513
Yeah that looks pretty good. But still not much of a pay out so far. About a 1.04 per year. Not really exciting for how much theyre making.

[Anonymous No.54916533]

>>54915890
They are subservient to this man because they need a place to live. He is the son of their dwelling and thus must hand his maiden over for fear of being kicked out.

[Anonymous No.54916535]

Quick cpi prediction.....I say 5.1........

[Anonymous No.54916537]

start taking bets on CPI NOW!

[Anonymous No.54916540]

>>54916526
>You think teenagers are gong to CLEAN? It's almost always adults who do cleaning.
Are you going to pretend mobbing floors is hard
Is that what we're doing right now

[Anonymous No.54916543]

>>54916522
dubs are enough

[Anonymous No.54916545]

>>54914246

i give you free 1 min nasdaq TA in exchange for more boobies

[Anonymous No.54916546]

We'll be pumping on whatever CPI is that's the only thing I'm sure of

[Anonymous No.54916547]

5.8
>5.8
5.8
>5.8
5.8
>5.8
5.8
>5.8

[Anonymous No.54916552]

>>54915954
It hit >$13 yesterday. Let’s hope it pumps further.

[Anonymous No.54916558]

>>54916537
0.6 mom
5.1 yoy

[Anonymous No.54916560]

>>54916546
dont jinx it you motherfucker

[Anonymous No.54916565]

>>54916525
>letting out the chickens.
remember anon
the Jews fear you

[Anonymous No.54916569]

10 PERCENT INFLATION
SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.54916573]

>>54916525
40k? AoS?
I want to start an AoS army

[Anonymous No.54916580]

>>54916569

aaaa 1 min left

[Anonymous No.54916583]

>>54916546
>We'll be pumping on whatever CPI is that's the only thing I'm sure of
probably. these motherfuckers refuse to stop buying. there's this retarded "be greedy when others are fearful" bullshit going on because everyone expects a recession

[Anonymous No.54916584]

>>54916540
it's not hard. It's that teenagers won't do it in a professional manner.

[Anonymous No.54916588]

>>54916513
A very basic look shows 600 million shares outstanding with 95% institutional ownership. I haven’t seen anything that shows their historical payouts as far as their yield goes but it’s about on par with what O would pay out versus what they’re valued at right now.

[Anonymous No.54916592]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ITS OVER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.54916593]

its worse than we could imagine. -3% inflation

[Anonymous No.54916594]

DUMP

[Anonymous No.54916595]

I love inflation

[Anonymous No.54916596]

>>54916573
Heroquest (original with all expansions, long term painting project), and some Warcry warbands

[Anonymous No.54916604]

>>54916593
>no I won't back downnnn
>I will stand my ground

[Anonymous No.54916605]

bobo is kill

[Anonymous No.54916607]

Core CPI (MoM) (Apr) 0.4% 0.4% 0.4%
Core CPI (YoY) (Apr) 5.5% 5.5% 5.6%
CPI (MoM) (Apr) 0.4% 0.4% 0.1%
CPI (YoY) (Apr) 4.9% 5.0% 5.0%

[Anonymous No.54916613]

what are the inflation numbers?

[Anonymous No.54916614]

boring

[Anonymous No.54916615]

core 5,5. GG
HIGHER FOR LONGER

[Anonymous No.54916619]

>>54916605
0.4% MoM core inflation is bad news
day ends red

[Anonymous No.54916622]

>>54916607
THE GOOD GUYS WIN
THE GOOD GUYS WIN

[Anonymous No.54916623]

GOLD RALLYES WTF

[Anonymous No.54916624]

>inflation "falls" to 4.9%
i don't understand why this isn't terrible news. It's over twice as high as the target.

[Anonymous No.54916628]

>>54916619
>as expected is bad news
just bobo logic

[Anonymous No.54916630]

>>54916615
5.5 core YoY? holy shit
LOL

[Anonymous No.54916634]

>>54916607
What does this mean

[Anonymous No.54916635]

told you homos we're pumping today

[Anonymous No.54916638]

>>54916624
its 0.1% better than """expected"""
BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.54916639]

>inflation down 0.000000001%

Buy reddit buyyyyy buyyy

[Anonymous No.54916640]

>>54916540
i remember when i was 18 and had my first job, my boss made fun of me for how i used a broom stick to sweep the floor.
it stuck in my memory because even though he made fun of me, he didnt actually show me how to do it correctly, so i just kept doing it wrong, probably.. he was kind of an idiot but he was also a cool guy, and a bit racist.

[Anonymous No.54916642]

0.1% decrease in YoY and look at the madness of market participants

[Anonymous No.54916644]

>5.5% core inflation
holy fucking shit

[Anonymous No.54916647]

>>54916628
you're forgetting the market hasn't priced in sticky core inflation yet
they will, though
oh, they will

[Anonymous No.54916650]

>>54916607
>>54915554
Guess we pump

[Anonymous No.54916658]

[Anonymous No.54916659]

>>54916642
throw em a bone, it's /smg/ peasant edition anyway

[Anonymous No.54916661]

>>54916628
I still don't get how we could pivot with these numbers, but yeah, they were almost on point. Will squeez a few hedges and that's it, back to snib.

[Anonymous No.54916662]

Nice headline pump, but it means nothing. Headline will increase in June/July, or at least will stay at 5%.

[Anonymous No.54916664]

>inflation is now crabbing

[Anonymous No.54916670]

>core inflation is officially higher than the interest rate
this should scare all of you

[Anonymous No.54916673]

>>54916664
Jpow needs to go higher for longer. Lemme load up on 30 yr bonds paying 5-6%.

[Anonymous No.54916676]

>>54915554
>if we set the inflation bar low, we have to go up!
Not buying your bags sorry.

[Anonymous No.54916677]

holy shit gold is putting in candles on the 1m

[Anonymous No.54916680]

My physical silver is doing a little sumthin'

[Anonymous No.54916681]

>>54916664
Lol
Prices are increasing though...

[Anonymous No.54916689]

INFLATION IS ONLY 5% BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.54916695]

>>54916673
powell will not pivot until unless something breaks really close to FOMC
it's a fact

[Anonymous No.54916698]

>>54915800
I said this and I was right

[Anonymous No.54916701]

These 2 25bps hikes were a mistake. Headline is so low because of the difference of OIL from march-april-may-june last year to now. Headline will be important in July/august again.

Core CPI is unskewed and it's horribly bad.

[Anonymous No.54916702]

>>54916695
I think so too. And to restore reputation to the fed theyll overhike and leave it there so everyone trusts them again.

[Anonymous No.54916704]

>>54916698
good thing the Fed cares about headline inflation amirite?

[Anonymous No.54916711]

>>54916701
the 25 rate hikes led to core inflation catching up with the interest rate and now surpassing it

[Anonymous No.54916713]

>>54916410
Damn what are all the hispanics going to do now?

[Anonymous No.54916717]

inflation is too high and labor is still tight. Same thing as two fuckin years ago. Didn't raise the benchmark nearly fast enough. Garbage fed.

[Anonymous No.54916720]

Nooooo hyperinflation was going to get trump reelected! Stop the count!

[Anonymous No.54916722]

sirs how can i redeem my sqqq

[Anonymous No.54916723]

ANd look at OIL. It's pumping on low headline. How are you going to beat inflation if with every time these fucks think they will cut rates they pump everything back up?

[Anonymous No.54916725]

>>54916704
The core matched estimates anyway?

[Anonymous No.54916727]

>>54916717
Anyone who knows history should have known that the fed will always try and cope that THIS TIME it's different and free cheap money won't fuck everything

[Anonymous No.54916730]

It's gonna be like 2 years before we get under 3% inflation...

[Anonymous No.54916733]

>>54916704
>good thing the Fed cares about headline inflation amirite?
they care about a lot of indicators especially PCE

[Anonymous No.54916736]

>>54916717
Plus they bailed out the banks and threw the money printers back on. Fucking failures. It's hyperinflation time

[Anonymous No.54916742]

>>54916723
>How are you going to beat inflation if with every time these fucks think they will cut rates they pump everything back up
Demand destruction.

[Anonymous No.54916744]

>>54916725
right. the point is the market hasn't priced in that core inflation is sticky and the Fed's job is not even close to being done
you will realize this in 2-3 months if not sooner

[Anonymous No.54916745]

>>54916725
The problem is that the core is still bad. Like really bad. It hasn't been this high since the 1970s and 80s

[Anonymous No.54916749]

So much cope in this thread

[Anonymous No.54916750]

holy shit

[Anonymous No.54916755]

apropos of nothing, i just wanted to mention that i hate 0dte niggers

[Anonymous No.54916756]

So is it over or not

[Anonymous No.54916757]

>>54916722
>down 2.6% premarket already
just buy more for when shit hits the fan

[Anonymous No.54916760]

>>54916717
>Didn't raise the benchmark nearly fast enough
they need to start raising 100 bps each then slow the pace meeting by meeting

[Anonymous No.54916766]

>>54916756
We're about to see if 5% interest rates can beat 5.5% core inflation just because the fed really really really wants it to

[Anonymous No.54916767]

>>54916736
sticky inflation is different than hyperinflation. hyperinflation is a meme. we're not going to have 100%+ inflation ever.

[Anonymous No.54916772]

Such a strong pump. But why?

[Anonymous No.54916779]

>>54916756
Maybe, does this help?

[Anonymous No.54916784]

>numbers hit expectations
>inflation hasn't gotten better
>futures are green
yep, still retarded

[Anonymous No.54916790]

CVNA GONNA RUN TODAY LFG

DAY 4

[Anonymous No.54916792]

>>54916772
>Such a strong pump. But why?
estimated 5.0
Reported 4.9
that's why

[Anonymous No.54916794]

>>54916772
inflation is bad, but its not worse.

[Anonymous No.54916796]

>>54916784
>core inflation is now higher than inflation
>"But this is what we expected so its totally fine!"

[Anonymous No.54916798]

>>54916772
Because doomer bears are retards.

[Anonymous No.54916799]

>>54916772
fake out

[Anonymous No.54916813]

When the fed says they want inflation at 2% they mean core inflation, right? The important stuff. Not some volatle bullshit headline, right?.. right?

[Anonymous No.54916814]

If we finish green today then it proves fidelity hiring niggers was a mistake.

[Anonymous No.54916831]

Oil still pumping. No refill for Biden, kek.

[Anonymous No.54916853]

>>54916831
Soon enough they'll blow up another bank to bait some fresh WTI shorters.

[Anonymous No.54916854]

>>54916813
yes, specifically core pce

[Anonymous No.54916859]

>>54916583
Yes, we seem to have reached the point where the contrarian move is to do the obvious. Strange times.

[Anonymous No.54916863]

we did it
we beat inflation

[Anonymous No.54916864]

The truth is as long as most of retail is short we will keep pumping, isn‘t it

[Anonymous No.54916873]

How big of a deal is .1% lower

[Anonymous No.54916875]

>>54916863
Gold tells a different story.

[Anonymous No.54916877]

banking

[Anonymous No.54916884]

>>54916875
gold isn't even real tho

[Anonymous No.54916889]

>>54916864
yes, we will crab until you run out of money to short

[Anonymous No.54916890]

silly bears, i told you about the $2.99 eggs

[Anonymous No.54916919]

core inflation still being gay, why are people celebrating

[Anonymous No.54916920]

>>54916873
Nothing when it's all on the back of energy. Nobody of these twitter fags has yet posted an analysis on why headline fell, but it gotta be that.

[Anonymous No.54916930]

accept the clown market
love the clown market
be the clown market
WE GAAN

[Anonymous No.54916939]

https://www.bls.gov/cpi/
All energy, not food, or all items.

[Anonymous No.54916945]

>>54916863
>0.4 mom
>expectation May 0.4 mom

We did what?

[Anonymous No.54916953]

LMAO, don't look at cocoa. The new solid oil.

[Anonymous No.54916954]

>>54916930
qrd?

[Anonymous No.54916960]

>Hey anon how are you?
>...
>Haven't you heard?? We are officially out of bear market territory!...yay!... and that CPI print was veery reassuring!!
>Kys? Anon w-what?
>Anoooon? Helloooooooo?

[Anonymous No.54916962]

test

[Anonymous No.54916972]

open ze market
my UFAB doing something

[Anonymous No.54916976]

It's a bear market for DXY

[Anonymous No.54916984]

>>54916954
plane crash meme, we gaan is dutch or something for we're going
google the flight number and read the wikipedia article if you want more than that

[Anonymous No.54916985]

more pages for longer

[Anonymous No.54916990]

Inflation beaten and not at all wreckless crabbing, 2% target almost reached

[Anonymous No.54916997]

As long as the economy crumbles marginally slower than 'expected' then the stock market charges higher. lol

[Anonymous No.54917005]

Looks like JXN investors finally learned how hedging works.

[Anonymous No.54917008]

deleting

[Anonymous No.54917011]

Makes me furious that nobody is talking about CVNA and the extreme potential it has to print money

[Anonymous No.54917023]

>>54917011
try UFAB fren

[Anonymous No.54917025]

>>54916990
check
>>54916939
all energy, in July-September this will change heavily.

[Anonymous No.54917031]

>sold soxl at 14.19 and its now 14.45
i need to learn to let a stock run. bear market has traumatized me into selling instantly when im green.

[Anonymous No.54917039]

Should I call it a day?
Suppose it is recommended to sell when you are at -7%

[Anonymous No.54917041]

>>54917031
profit is profit my dude

[Anonymous No.54917045]

>>54916681
inflation's effect on prices is an exponential function.

[Anonymous No.54917046]

>>54916990
yes, finally someone understands
economy saved
thank you jerome

[Anonymous No.54917049]

Missed the near 40 point pre-market move on the ES and only scalped 5 ticks on a contract. I set my stop too tight and could've gotten a full 3 points. Market is going to gap up big at open

[Anonymous No.54917052]

im too scared to open twitter

[Anonymous No.54917065]

I'm just not gonna bake.

[Anonymous No.54917070]

>>54917045
That’s very bad for prices.

[Anonymous No.54917077]

>>54916976
how do i trade dxy?

[Anonymous No.54917085]

>>54917077
forex pairs.

[Anonymous No.54917088]

/smg/ is finally over
never was there a more bullish market signal

[Anonymous No.54917109]

>>54917088
Checked. Fuck all fidelity niggers

[Anonymous No.54917116]

>WYNN
why didn't it pump damnit...

[Anonymous No.54917125]

i hate this market so much. also we're on page 4. don't bake until we're at page 10 or already 404.

[Anonymous No.54917127]

>>54917088
i'm glad i outlived it

[Anonymous No.54917128]

>UFAB
the fuck?

[Anonymous No.54917143]

market still thinking a pivooot is coming and trying to force Powell's hand even though it's failed at this for the past year

[Anonymous No.54917148]

Wtf next CPI is on rate hike day again? So they will AGAIN use old data (may data instead june)? How will they justify holding with core decreasing only by 0,1?

[Anonymous No.54917166]

>>54917143
He can't pivot. Look at what's happening if they only think he would pivot. Inflation would never go back to 2%. This market simply doesn't understand it. The state should actually interfere, cause it's obvious it's rich people and banks who are fuckn the economy and people with this bullshit.

[Anonymous No.54917173]

Test

[Anonymous No.54917177]

wish we would go up or down more significantly. this mr snibbin is boring.

[Anonymous No.54917179]

based janny
>>54917166
i know, anon. i just don't get how the juden market doesn't get it.

[Anonymous No.54917180]

>>54917155
jannie has been waiting like a hawk to nuke the new thread

[Anonymous No.54917181]

>>54917178
>>54917178
>>54917178

[Anonymous No.54917211]

>>54917181
based janny nuke this one too
keep nuking it until they get it and also give them a 3 day

[Anonymous No.54917220]

>>54917148
>"We are waiting for the full effects of the rate hikes to work through the system, in the past it has been delayed and we don't want to hike too fast too soon. Initial data seems promising and we will continue to monitor the situation and use our tools to aim for a 2% inflation goal."
See easy, give me a banker job, I can do this shit. Oh forgot the best part:
>"WHOA BLACK BETTY." Mic drop. "No questions."

[Anonymous No.54917225]

>>54917155

[Anonymous No.54917246]

>>54917220
But when? In a timely manner?

[Anonymous No.54917261]

>>54917246
they never say when, it's part of the magic

[Anonymous No.54917302]

>WYNN dumped at open
What the fuck