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>Chemical Engineering
>70k median
>4 year education required

>Dental Hygienist
>80k
>2 year degree required

>> No.54913483

No pity for engineers
Look at amazon, everything is $10 starting
Everything
You manufacture something per minute or hell per second you make $10 per sec/min minus the other costs

>> No.54913490

>>54913462
>chemical engineers
>autistic wierdos with odd appearance and poor hygiene

>Dental Hygienists
>Hot chicks that smell good

what a mystery, huh?

>> No.54913501

dentists hate their job

>> No.54913543

>>54913462
Let’s see you can either scrape foul smelling rotting shit off peoples teeth. Or sit around sign a few opera. Maybe read some documentation and Tell some other Wagie technician to mix some chemicals. I’ll take the chemical engineering

>> No.54913567

>>54913543
>Handing a dentist some tools while listening to normalfag toons on some earphones
>Hard

>> No.54913607

>>54913462
>>54913490
The hygienist at my last dentist was this blonde milf with big tits and every time she leaned over to clean my teeth her boobs would press up against me and I would immediately get a boner.
She would also complement me on my nice teeth and say I'm a good boy for brushing and flossing every day.

I miss her bros.
The dentist that owned the place was killed in a motorcycle accident and they closed the clinic.

>> No.54913800

>>54913462
Yeah, but chemical engineers don't have to look at and deal with people's nasty ass mouths.
Also, as a chemical engineer you can probably get into almost any other career if you dedicate yourself to study a bit.
>t. cheme graduate now working as a code monkey for 90k (70k starting)
I'm sure I would easily get one of those 140k-200k code monkey jobs as a cheme at a big company, but I'm not dedicated enough to learn algorithms and data structures for leetcode challanges.

>> No.54913827

>>54913462
Ok now post the median for a dental hygienist

>> No.54913843

>Mechanical Engineer
>60k starting
>7+ years to reach 80k
>30 years to reach 100k

>> No.54913850

>>54913800
>I'm not dedicated enough to learn algorithms and data structures for leetcode challanges
it's pretty easy now with chatgpt its like a private tutor on call

>> No.54913859

>>54913607
now that you mention it, in my experience almost every dentist and hygenist ive known were actually super friendly. ive been to 4 different places. its strange that profession also has the highest divorce rate. my dentist in cali were married both Asian were both super nice and really friendly people, we were shocked when we heard they were getting divorced.

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54915697

>software """engineering"""
>200k median
>dropout

>> No.54916049

>>54915697
you left out the part where you spend 16 hours a day on a computer from ages 7 to 24

>> No.54916091

>>54916049
wait... you didnt???

>> No.54916116

>>54913462
If that chemical engineer takes the patent bar exam their starting salary doubles

>> No.54916119

>>54913462
> UK doctor
> £30k median
> 5 year education required

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54916123

The best salaries in terms of effort and time where I live (Northern Europe)... nurses electricians, and just trades in general. At least you gotta work in some trades but holy fugg nurses can easily make double that of experience engineers in same amount of time. And they do fuckin jack squat. I am kinda jelly for not going that route but no no as a NPC rat I chose electrical engineering which is just pure dogcrap. How do I short myself bros?

>> No.54916227

>>54913462
And there are still people who take advantage of any big news to involve the market and make it receive a slight pump, I remember that when the problem with the banks happened, I was able to get a lot of money out of DEXT lmao

>> No.54916273

>>54913859
I got curious and I think I found the culprit
>Unlike most other professional practices such as a law practice, dental practices are regularly bought, improved, and sold. Companies such as Tier Three Brokerage, appraise dental practices.
>You may sell your practice and equalize the net sale proceeds of sale or keep your practice and pay your spouse 50% of the value of the practice.

>> No.54916298

>>54913462
>Chemical Engineering
>multi billion dollar refinery required to justify the existence of his job.
>wages derived from unstable """free markets""" subject to unpredictable manipulations.

>Dental Hygienist
>strip mall dental office lease and maybe $100k of medical equipment required to justify the existence of her job.
>wages derived from longstanding scams (insurance industry) which are supported and encouraged by government regulators.

really makes you think.

>> No.54916303

>>54913483
kek, amazon network engineer in the UK, 26k 'company van' as a benefit. Oh great... Picture myself delivering parcels between patching switches and if my job queue ever goes to zero I figure they just fire a driver.

>> No.54916304

Started just over a year ago at a BB with IB, really love it but ngl it can get intense sometimes and not always in the fun way. Theres just so much going on all the time