Oh lord jesus - he actually said it

[Anonymous No.54906840]

THIS JUST IN: Sam Bankman-Fried in court: ''Your Honor, I plead not guilty... and also, can you check out these low fees at FTX?''

[Anonymous No.54906996]

He is a Jew after all

[Anonymous No.54907006]

>>54906840
>twitter screenshot thread
Also:
>jesus
About that, see: https://archive.is/2q3lk

[Anonymous No.54907019]

>>54906840
chutzpah

[Anonymous No.54907042]

>>54906840

[Anonymous No.54907125]

>>54906840
They should let Sam walk and throw that Jewess whore of his under the prison or possibly even just execute her.

[Anonymous No.54907163]

Why did op capitalise Your Honor and not Jesus? What strange behavior.

[Anonymous No.54907164]

>>54906840
jews really have no shame, actually poor excuse for a 'man'

[Anonymous No.54907215]

>>54906840
Fuck jews

[Anonymous No.54907257]

Basically he secured $8b from people who would rather not see their corruption funding network be upended.

[Anonymous No.54907284]

>>54906840
DINJU NUFFIN

[Anonymous No.54907285]

>>54907163
we can assume the judge is a real person, while jesus is a character from a fairytale

[Anonymous No.54907289]

>>54906840
of course he's not guilty. all he was trying to achieve was redistributing wealth from gambling degenerates into more deserving individuals

[Anonymous No.54907335]

>>54907285
kys kike

[Anonymous No.54907368]

>>54907335
the jew part of the fairytale is a fairytale as well anon
to believe that stuff like the miracles literally, physically, unironically happened you HAVE to be a schizo which needs meds and there's nothing that anyone can say about that, i'm sorry

[Anonymous No.54907458]

>>54907368
*tips fedora

[Anonymous No.54907511]

>>54907368
kys monkey

[Anonymous No.54907512]

>>54906840
it's not a lie if you believe it

[Anonymous No.54907531]

>>54907512
ok George you fat kike

[Anonymous No.54907542]

>>54907512

[Anonymous No.54907543]

>>54907368
I've unironically performed miracles.
I'm unironically the second coming of Jesus, it's literally undeniable if you knew who I am.

Nobody cares though, this time things will be different.

[Anonymous No.54907546]

Sam bankman fried is acquitted of all charges and criminal record wiped clean. He also gains a license to chair an exchange again

[Anonymous No.54907552]

what is the judge's surname

[Anonymous No.54907563]

>>54907511
not a very christian thing to say my schizo friend, you are going to hell in your own religion which is both funny and insane

[Anonymous No.54907576]

>>54907543
yeah exactly what i was talking about, thank you for providing evidence

[Anonymous No.54907580]

>>54907285
heh
welcome to the 21st century, where people still believe children's stories actually happened.
not plausible things though ... not moon landings or 9/11 or someone voting for someone i don't like ... those must be fake.

no, we believe the literally impossible magic from stories made up thousands of years ago is actually real.

[Anonymous No.54907611]

>>54907576
I could actually provide you video and photo evidence of the miracle I performed.
You still wouldn't believe it, you didn't believe me 2000 years ago.

It's fine I send myself to earth every so often, this time is the last time, prepare your family.

[Anonymous No.54907633]

>>54907580
kek, humanity is hopeless

[Anonymous No.54907638]

>>54907580
yes i would sooner believe in literal fairy tales than government narratives

[Anonymous No.54907672]

>>54907531
>>54907542

[Anonymous No.54907690]

>>54907580
he's seen so much it's insane.

[Anonymous No.54907704]

>>54907611
>this time is the last time
Why tho?

[Anonymous No.54907723]

>>54907611
my friend, the issue is that if it's a miracle there can't be proof of it, otherwise it's called physics

[Anonymous No.54907876]

>>54907723
Can physics prove bringing a creature back to life?

[Anonymous No.54907896]

>>54907542
>>54907531
>>54907512
kek

[Anonymous No.54907909]

>>54907704
Because I had to come back once more before my final incantation, let this body live through the suffering and poisoning by my people.

I have found very little value left in this earth and this form is dying and once I leave this shell I will be reborn into my final aspect where I will drive my sword into this planet cleaving it in twine, leaving one side for those I chose worthy and the other to be a place you call hell.

[Anonymous No.54907931]

>>54907876
the moment you physically do something, it becomes physically possible, by definition (because, well, you just physically did it)
you can do something which is CONSIDERED to be physically impossible at some time, but what's considered so changes immediately the moment you do it and provide evidence

[Anonymous No.54907941]

>>54907909
>doesn't even know the difference between "incarnation" and "incantation"
You are a mental midget.

[Anonymous No.54907949]

>>54907876
I performed this miracle in 2019, this was the moment everything stopped.
I made myself aware to those who have chosen to destroy my creation.

The time is coming my children, I wish I was kidding, I don't allow my corporal incantations to know they are me until it's the proper time.

[Anonymous No.54908013]

>>54907941
Damnit you caught me I'm drunk and larping.

[Anonymous No.54908021]

>>54907580
Both of these guys have seen tons of cock in the 90s

[Anonymous No.54908036]

>>54907690
so much producer cock

[Anonymous No.54908069]

>>54906840
"You honor, i switched all of the liquidity in Alameda towards memecoins.
Memecoins your honor.
Y-Yeah it's like tokens but with memes.
Which ones? Well this one called Pepe just did a x10 and the other called Peepo a x14
Your honor?"

[Anonymous No.54908146]

>>54906840
Wheres the sex tape? Theres bound to be one, i wanna see that little bitch get gangbanged so hard.

[Anonymous No.54908149]

>>54907125
lol.... she's of the tribe they ain't finna do shit

[Anonymous No.54908172]

>>54908069
wow this coin sounds great, i will buy some of them now

[Anonymous No.54908178]

>>54908149
I've met jews in prison. If he doesn't go to jail it'll be because he's a billionare.

[Anonymous No.54908180]

>>54907285
jesus was a historical figure you dumb nigger

[Anonymous No.54908209]

>>54908180
can anybody tell wtf is this?
I think you guys broke the jews
https://www.oneforisrael.org/welcome/

[Anonymous No.54908242]

>>54907284
ABSOLUTE KEK

[Anonymous No.54908312]

>>54908180
there are historians that doubt it but that wasn't the point anyway

[Anonymous No.54908637]

>>54907163
Don't know about OP's intentions but we should do that, write all jewish related stuff in lowercase, because picrel -- they write White in lowercase. So it's only fitting we write things like "jews" and "judaism" and "jesus" and "sam bankman-fried" etc in all lowercase.

[Anonymous No.54908647]

>>54907285
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.54908664]

>>54906840
Power move. Something most /biz/cels wouldn't understand.

[Anonymous No.54908696]

>>54907542
<--- video

[Anonymous No.54908705]

Can't wait til this faggot gets away with a slap on the wrist and goes to a 'consulting' position when FTX relaunches next year

[Anonymous No.54908744]

>>54906840
I hope he gets off. What's the kike judge's name? I want people to realize with jews you lose. With kikes big yikes.

[Anonymous No.54908751]

>>54907335
>gets mad at an anon because he isn't swallowing jewish poison
>writes "kikes"

Have you guys noticed how JIDF shills, very often when larping as anti-jewish non-jews, almost always use the word "kikes" and usually avoid using the word jews? That's because of the below:

• It plays into their Christianity hoax and makes their Scheinkampf (pretend-fight) against Christianity seem real, thereby promoting Christianity (as "kike" is said to originate from the jew word for circle and supposedly the origin of "kike" is that jews refused to use a cross instead of a circle on some document, so they supposedly used a circle instead).

• To normalfags it sounds like a "racist slur" like, like nigger, which makes the enemies of the jews seem bad/evil/racist -- and this of course helps the jews.

• Calling the jews jews helps instill into the subconscious of normalfags that jew=bad. The word jews is already a word with a somewhat negative connotation around the world, but we can make it even more negative/bad sounding. Calling them "kikes", or anything else other than jews, doesn't contribute to that. THIS they are VERY aware of, hence they don't want us to call them jews.

They much prefer it when their enemies use the word "kikes", or anything else other than jews - for example "hebrews" or "semites".

[Anonymous No.54908774]

>>54908744
>hopes SBF goes free
>writes "kikes"

>>54908751

[Anonymous No.54908781]

>>54908751
Fucking jews.

[Anonymous No.54908792]

>>54908180
This Natsoc book totally destroys that jewish narrative.

[Anonymous No.54908806]

>>54908751
Kike, jew, kikel, yid, hebe, rat-faced shnozzer, call them whatever you like. I like kike because it sounds like cunt.

[Anonymous No.54908815]

>>54906996
this even when jews steal your money, they are just excersizing their right as your masters and not actually guilty of anything wrong. pay up goyim

[Anonymous No.54908835]

>>54908774
You're a stupid jew if you think the jewdiciary system doesn't protect jews. Fucking retard. Show me a rat-faced jew in jail, even fucking Weinstein got off.

[Anonymous No.54908843]

>>54908806
Why do you want SBF to go free?

[Anonymous No.54908846]

>>54908806
the J is prefered since they have a hard time letting that roll off their back. call them anything else they dont care oh well water off my back as the old saying goes but call them the J word and oh n0ez you have done the unspeakable sin. there's even a pic of some old black and white guy photo saying similar. its where I got it.

[Anonymous No.54908868]

>>54908835
>gets called a jew by the guy who wants SBF to go free

[Anonymous No.54909397]

>>54907006
>https://archive.is/2q3lk
based. keep up the good work anon

[Anonymous No.54909544]

>>54907546
He should be given Gary Gensler's job

And the goyim who lost their money need to apologize to Israel for putting SBF through this.

[Anonymous No.54909651]

>>54908647
>>54907563

[Anonymous No.54909707]

>>54906840
That's called having a lawyer. If you don't do this more than once in a trial, you're a very shitty lawyer.