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Schizo Edition


>Stock Market Vocabulary

>Risk Management

>Live Streams

>Educational Sites

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)

>Free Charts


>Pre-Market Data and Live Data

>Boomer Investing 101

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator



>Links for Mumus


>> No.54906331

sell in June
and you will coom

sell in July
your port will fly

sell in August
it's a big must

>> No.54906341
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>> No.54906345
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slurp in May and honk away

>> No.54906350
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>> No.54906358

does mr swanny have a cute name?

>> No.54906361
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the anon below this post is GAY
the anon below this post is GAY
the anon below this post is GAY
the anon below this post is GAY
the anon below this post is GAY
the anon below this post is GAY
the anon below this post is GAY

>> No.54906368
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swany is swany

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>> No.54906376

it's pronounced similar to 'meme' (may-may). so 'pay-pay'

>> No.54906385

Weren't there some obscure economists in 2019 saying that some massive fuckery is afoot and they'd be forced to somehow shutdown the economy in 2020?

>> No.54906387

stop looking at me swan

>> No.54906391

thats a big neck

>> No.54906405

Cocoa... JPOW won't be happy

>> No.54906414
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no shit, yield curve predicted le global pandemic

>> No.54906416

sleepy market, needs to go to bed for a little nappy nap...

>> No.54906422

what time is president joe talking today?

>> No.54906427
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$SBB bros the yuggo cheated us...

>> No.54906444
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I don't get it. Do you get the tip since you bagged the groceries?

>> No.54906443

i am so fucking tired of waiting for this piece of shit market to crash

>> No.54906450

Where I can watch Williams' speech? It says it is in five minutes

>> No.54906452

>tfw AAL blocks 4chin on wifi

>> No.54906462

checked and
it's sad these companies need literal charitable welfare to help pay their employees.

>> No.54906463
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is anyone concerned about the cpi announcement tomorrow?
seems like the reaction has been gentle to them all year

>> No.54906474

Former Vice President Joe speaks at like 1600

>> No.54906473
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Ohh muh spy. Ohh muh gode. Ohh my oil. Cry about it dumbasses.

>> No.54906487

didnt CPI tank the market last year in july or aug?

>> No.54906491

The reaction tomorrow is going to be big when the numbers come in that inflation hasn't barely budged, or even gotten worse despite the rate hikes.

>> No.54906500

Why is she so irresistible

>> No.54906512

i took my profits toady and going to get lunch and watch from the sidelines unless something wild happens. Thinking a turkey sub on an everything roll with a bag of BBQ canola oil fried potato chips and a lemonade goyslurp to wash it all down... this bobo will probably be hibernating by 1600

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>> No.54906518

Everyone already has a nintendo switch so of course there will be a decline. How many times are you going to buy another switch when you have one already. That has to be the most retarded take ever.

>> No.54906522

lmao, just a burger thing

>> No.54906526

TCRX just needs to rocket to $10 already

>> No.54906530
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>> No.54906531

Sell in May
Suicide in May

>> No.54906533
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Biz. The dumbest retards on earth all congregated into one board.

>Retardation is over 9000!

Fuckin' idiots. Back to Vidya because you nuisances provide next to nothing in terms of even slightly intellectual or even basely factual discourse.

>> No.54906534
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Ha ha ha ha ha
Yo, I'll really really want to crash
What I really, really want is to crash
So tell me what you want is to crash
What you really, really want to crash
I'll tell you what I want is to crash

I wanna, (crash) I wanna, (crash)
I wanna, (crash) I wanna, (crash)
I wanna really, really, really
Wanna zigazig, ah
If you want my gains
Forget the rallies
If you wanna be my Bobo
Better make crash
Now don't go wasting
My precious puts
Get your crash together, we could be just fine

If you wanna be my lover
You gotta crash the markets.
Make it last forever
Crashes never end
If you wanna be my lover
You have got crash
Rallying is too easy
But that's the way it is

So, here's a story from Amazon to Nvda
You wanna get with me?
You gotta listen carefully
Crash all them overpriced tech.
If you wanna be my BOBO

>> No.54906543

Wtf has happened to my SKYT??

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>> No.54906547
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For you

>> No.54906560

worse smg thread ever

>> No.54906561
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post portfolio

>> No.54906564
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Naming the black swan is wrong. You're not supposed to know of a black swan event in advance of it happening. So it's more appropriate that even his name is unknown. A black swan is catastrophic and ominous etc, hence the black swan as a character is ominous etc - like an unknown nameless fear that could strike any moment - he should have that sort of nature about him. Giving him a name takes that away from him and personalizes him too much.

There's no "ay" or "ee" sound. The correct way to say Pepe is exactly like the "pe" in "pen" -- that "pe" from "pen" simply repeated. It can also accurately be described as the "pep" in "Pepsi" with an "e" added at the end.

>> No.54906571

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to invest in Palantir. The company itself is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of machine learning and data structuring most of the tech and its applications will go over a typical investors head. There's also society’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into a dystopian high tech future- this philosophy draws heavily from Orwellian literature, for instance. The PLTR investor understands this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this company, to realize that they're not just a company- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike PLTR ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the inclination in what PLTRs CEO said when he said, "We believe in augmenting human intelligence, not replacing it," which itself is a cryptic reference to Huxleys magnum opus Brave New World. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Alexander Karp's genius wit unfolds itself on their brokerage sites. What fools.. how I pity them.

>> No.54906572

Stop it!!!! im 8 days into NOFAP

>> No.54906575
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>> No.54906585

~two weeks here

>> No.54906587

>dumbest retards
>Back to Vidya

The irony.

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I'm gay and a perma bobo. Let that sink in. Total American economy annihilation.

>> No.54906598

Every day I thank the lord I'm not an americuck

>> No.54906602


You nimrods can't even fucking spell right and yet invest your entire paycheck-to-paycheck ridden bank accounts into stocks and plays suggested HERE of all places? Get a grip.

I'm off this stupid ass site.

>> No.54906603

it has been redeemed

>> No.54906614

Nigger the swan (nignig)

>> No.54906618
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>I keep getting advertisements for female leaders and climate change etfs

>> No.54906626

>bag up all my groceries like normal at self checkout
>how many store provided bags did you use
>did you use your own bags? if so, how many
>0.10c credit for each self provided bag
it's that easy
fuck em

>> No.54906627
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Kek baggies
Retail is getting scared

>> No.54906630

>remberr yuor heer fourevver

>> No.54906631

This is what we spend time talking about? How about the fed? Earnings? Fucking anything?

>> No.54906634

That's a man.

>> No.54906640

TCRX to $10 digits confirms

>> No.54906643

Well, bye.

>> No.54906644
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>I'm gay
>and a perma bobo
no you aren't you faggot.

>> No.54906646

Why was PS5 booming?

>> No.54906650
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We must empower females to become sex slaves for financial reasons

>> No.54906652

why are women in porn so ugly these days?
i'll go to PH and not be able to find anything on the front page i can pull to

>> No.54906656

I have no idea why but this webm pisses me off so much

>> No.54906660

>bag up my groceries
>don't scan a few items for a nice discount
>double bag every individual item
>no tip

>> No.54906664
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>So it's more appropriate that even his name is unknown

>> No.54906669

late last year they were severe, 2-3% fluxuations. but nothing this year

>> No.54906670

That's just your crippling ED.

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>> No.54906673


Nice bait. Do not load the webm. It is a virus

>> No.54906675

>i'll go to PH

>> No.54906676

Where's the faggot who was calling me out yesterday for constantly telling people to short AAPL (Which I didn't). Look at it melting, this won't stop.

>> No.54906680
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Bought some shares of canadian pacific kansas city limited, stock ticker "CP". CP is a great stock and their expansion all the way through Canada, United States, Mexico, or commonly referred to as "CUM" will be a great growth catalyst. CP comes at a premium valuation for sure but its a premium many value investors are willing to pay.

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>> No.54906686

Buying PayPal here for a quick swing

>> No.54906687
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My VUZI doin a lil sum

>> No.54906694

It's called a short squeeze

>> No.54906698
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your bottom jokes are not appreciated and you must leave

>> No.54906700
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>> No.54906702

How about you take a quick swing at your nutsack retard?

>> No.54906707

>4% chance
seems interesting they would even include that scenario and not just an over/under.

>> No.54906709
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I wonder what happens to soxl if nvidia rugs at this point

>> No.54906711
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Because you're posting in it

>> No.54906712

I steal every time I use self checkouts. I think of it as payment for a job well done. And I don't work for free.

>> No.54906721

Nice. You're morally corrupt.

>> No.54906722

>2% cashback on CC
>zero annual fees
>pay balance every month
keeps finkelbergstein seething

>> No.54906726

>doesnt add up to 100%

>> No.54906731

I better get a fucking promotion since I'm working for the supermarkets now.
When can I get a day off? If I don't shop do I get paid vacation days?

>> No.54906745

I mean if they wanna spit some cash out for me so I can use my cc to get cash without paying a cash advance fee that's great.

>> No.54906749

Repeat after me, they write the story after the market has moved. Oh the market pumped? Well that's cause year to year is under 4%. What it dumped? Oh well that's cause it accelerated month to month. Those in the know have already set up a plan to liquidate as many positions as possible

>> No.54906750

But you're actually not working for them in that scenario. Don't state literals as if they are true. Retard. Nice bait

>> No.54906760

>he doesn't use his employee discount

>> No.54906766
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>Retard. Nice bait
Nice bait

>> No.54906767

everything is fake and gay so there is no reason to talk about it

>> No.54906769
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Don't disrespect Selena like that

>> No.54906783

Y'know you'd think you'd find more intellectually gifted people on the more obscure and "underground" areas of the web. Nope. Just more retards, and more retarded at that.

>> No.54906785

>homeless steal, smash, destroy with impunity
>if you accidentally scanned organic bananas as regular it's captured on the self-checkout camera for eternity and you will be going to prison for it when social credit scores are enacted

>> No.54906801

don't these cameras have AI to see if you scanned every item?

>> No.54906808

>he has morals

>> No.54906814

Even if it was 3% the FED wouldn't cut. They know very well, that when they cut the cycle will only repeat. Their goal will be to have 2% yoy for several months. And not to hit 2% once and then immediately cut. Everything else would be stupid. Rates will need to be higher for a year minimum and more. They won't risk an acceleration of inflation again. Not 2 times in his presidency.

>> No.54906818

Your observations are not eye opening or even slightly witty. Anyone with an IQ above 110 knows this I'll give you a sliver of a "nice try" though.

>> No.54906820
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>Nope. Just more retards, and more retarded at that.
yeah this reminds me... where is baggot?

>> No.54906828

Hasn't another rate hike been priced in yet or are there still idiots who think this is a pause? the market rallied on jobs data last week so they clearly don't care much about inflation and interest rates anymore, in fact the fed has hiked 125 bps since november and the market has crabbed slightly upward since

>> No.54906839

They hiked 350, not 125. Moronic post.

>> No.54906850

why does anyone even fall for it?

>> No.54906851

no they hiked from 3.83 in nov '22 to now 5.08 in may '23

>> No.54906862

I should have listened to that anon saying CVNA was gonna pump again

>> No.54906865
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Look at the yield curve. The stock market and all of the ((experts)) on msm are pricing in a pause or even cuts. And the bond market is pricing in hikes

>> No.54906867

I don't care. And the issue of race would be brought up if there was any punishment for taking an extra steak hone. Companies like Walmart have weighed the cost of fewer employees versus personal checkouts before implementation. Not to mention increasing the price of goods to cover losses from theft.

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the clown show begins

>> No.54906879

Keep spreading misinformation. The retards here love it anyways

Fucking idiots, you even more so. Your initial post reads as written by someone with atleast some semblance of intelligence compared to the rest of the heathens that post here. Honestly disappointed you're just another moronic wailing troll.

>> No.54906885

I thought you were leaving?

>> No.54906888

$SPY $409/$411 0DTE spreads. Fuck it.

>> No.54906891

Goooood milk that corrupt puppet for everything the American worker can get. Biden has no choice but to get shook down.

>> No.54906895

I hate these cunts. They're everything that is wrong with the modern world.

>> No.54906897

>bonds are bullish on stocks
>stocks are bullish on bonds
nice market

>> No.54906904

inflation is down 0.75% mom. So July would be pretty close to 2% target.
A deflationary spike (unemployment) seems more likely than an increase.

The jobs data was probably fake. Does no one really care or remember that they faked it by 1 million jobs in one month? then people line up to slurp up the lies they make next month

>> No.54906905

as i said:

>> No.54906915
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>bonds are bullish on stocks
>stocks are bullish on bonds

>fed is increasing rates while expanding the balance sheet

>> No.54906917

Hurr durr. That's how the market works. Holy shit RESEARCH AND UNDERSTAND before opening yur' rotting pie hole

>> No.54906919

lmao you talking about when they were off 2 fucking decimal places? That was full Biden mod

>> No.54906926
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i just don't care anymore.
these things just seem to turn out into a free week vacation for gov workers

>> No.54906932
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Anyone still shorting BUD?

>> No.54906933

did middle schools get out early this year or something?

>> No.54906938

>the bond market is pricing in hikes
then why are they buying long term and not short term

>> No.54906942

>free week vacation for gov workers
This- I got to take part in it two years. They send you all home and you get fucking everything back paid while you are off. Was awesome and also a complete joke.

>> No.54906943

I have 100 soxl $16.5 calls for next Friday. Can Biden turbo pump my bags today? Thanks, mr senile

>> No.54906944

Nassim (but he is NOT an Arabic swan).

>> No.54906945

no cuts

>> No.54906948 [DELETED] 

Durrr I pway stocks !! Urrrghhugghhh EyuurrgghUgh fwed hiiike eeeurgh Intawest n bondsies I'm so eggsite I buy call and put me no wise moneys hehe gurgen oogg

>> No.54906954

Thank me later.

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anon please use your brain, the overwhelmingly majority of bond buying was under one year

>> No.54906967

It’s more likely people are working extra part-time jobs. Employment always falls sharply after big rate hikes and we haven’t seen that filter through yet, until it does the FED will keep on increasing rates.

>> No.54906975

i bought apple here, we are going to make new all time highs we are only 6% away. bullish

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just read these niggas

>> No.54906987
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>Sunk cost fallacy
Day 47 of holding and counting.

>> No.54906995

I get banned for making correlations between fat women, Selena and spy for being off topic yet i see fucking idiots post Selena without biz related context over and over
Mods, you fucking idiots, do your job properly or I'm gonna have to go straight to hiroshimoot you fuck heads

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>> No.54907000

wouldnt short term rates be lower then?

>> No.54907003

Riiiiiight and inflation is transitory too. The fed is in full on panic mode, they don't know wtf they are doing and only know they have a limited time to do it before the county spirals into hyperinflation or depression. The reason I say this is cause there is 31T of debt on the books and roughly 1/3rd is in short term bonds and being rolled over into higher interest bonds. So they have a limited amount of time before a debt spiral happens

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>the cute phase is over. the not so cute phase is just beginning

>> No.54907011
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Why is there no pig?

>> No.54907016

Can someone explain CVNA up 80% in less than 3 days..

>> No.54907018

they get slaughtered

>> No.54907020
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Any other upcoming major financial news after the CPI report tomorrow?
I want to siphon more money out of these banks, was thinking of targeting PACW for the next few weeks.

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This morning I coomed to an onlyfans gf who I pay money (USD) to see her masturbate. I'm a wfh tech worker (support) and I masturbate on company time. I have done about 5 minutes of work and it's almost 1pm. I only have 1 customer call today.

Stocks and bonds

>> No.54907035

I haven't thought about line rider in decades.

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>> No.54907048

Why is that dumpsterfire rallying anyway?

And don't say short squeeze. That's what every retard says when they can't explain a volatile jump up.

>> No.54907057

say goodbye to your money

Orange juice dropping?
Hmm, technically (TA; LMAO EVEN) or maybe because of orange juice imports? The situation in the US citrus industry probably won't have improved. Gotta be imports from mexico and brazil

so you think they will cut because of the debt?

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Buy Calls at the top!

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>the banking system is sound and resilient

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>> No.54907086

kek bought PLTR at open, fuck easy money.

>> No.54907094

>so you think they will cut because of the debt?
Honesty I dunno. Equity market says yes, bond market says no. I think either way the country is fucked but I'm a doomer so pay no attention to that

>> No.54907096

>Staple crops continue to eat shit
>Luxury crops booming
DBA cucked AGAIN

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>> No.54907105

Another week, another bank failure. Which is it this time around?

>> No.54907106

>bought after most of the pump already happened

After last earnings report it spiked similarly and then slowly bled out back towards 7 bucks.

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>> No.54907128

I already sold it

>> No.54907129

That's nothing... Whatever you do- do not look at TBEV

>> No.54907136
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LLY buyable?

>> No.54907137

It literally is a short squeeze though

>> No.54907143
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My 16 year old gf used to do some nasty shit over video chat when I was a wee boy. God I love sluts

>> No.54907149

Just wait 10 years for it to hit 1000 again

>> No.54907153
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Should have bought at ATL retardbro

>> No.54907159
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Hang in there anon

>> No.54907173

https://www.fxstreet.com/economic-calendar PPI Thursday. Consumer inflation expectations and [redacted] on Friday.

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i'm gonna squooze
i'm squiizing everywhere

>> No.54907180

Thank you.

>> No.54907187
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you literally can't make this shit up.

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miss vickie really is something else ya know... she makes a heck of a chip

>> No.54907202

What REIT are we shorting?

>> No.54907205

I'd seriously rather see a default than 40 more years of bullshit spending that we have nothing to show for

>> No.54907206

Why is the market being so LGBTQ+ today?

>> No.54907210

I'm heavily short.

Anyways. The fed stated that the debt is not really their problem, not their mission or objective.

>> No.54907212
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>SOXX returning to its downward trendline.

>> No.54907217

Meh I doubt it. There are a lot of stpcks with similar short interest but at least those aren't a shitty second hand cars racket that only made it thanks to zero interest loans.

>> No.54907219

are buying t-bills a good buy right now?

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>> No.54907240

>OXY earnings AH
Feels like an EZ short

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what a boring day
i'd set buy orders but i suspect i'll get fired soon so would rather sit on a little extra cash
i'm actually hoping it happens but that's beside the point

>> No.54907242

We're crabbing and you're asking if it's a good idea to buy t-bills? Are you retarded? Stop being a pussy and swing trade

>> No.54907246
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Because everything is fake and gay in 2023

>> No.54907253

Dibs on bottom left

>> No.54907254

just buy DRV- we go to 75 - 80.

>> No.54907265

better than having it in banks from what he charts say.

>> No.54907267

>Are you retarded?
it is quite possible

>> No.54907268

If you think 4chan is underground you wouldn't fit in with the intellectuals anyway.

>> No.54907272

I own a few shares of UTZ

>> No.54907276

Kani market ToT

>> No.54907286

>obscure and "underground"
maybe 15 years ago, we get name dropped on goyslop tv shows every other day now.

>> No.54907287

quality slop as well

>> No.54907296
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It's my dream to work in an office with a slutty secretary who serves me food and coffee and sucks my dick under my desk. Eventually she falls in love with me and marries me.
Even typing this made my winky tingle.

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the FMV of SPY for today is $410

>> No.54907307

1.2 million to Ukraine again. Seems a little low compared to the Billions they pushed through.

>> No.54907316

what earnings are today?

>> No.54907318

Everyone needs a dream anon. Im proud of you.

>> No.54907326

TLT and it's not looking good so far

>> No.54907330
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lol He probably saw that photo of the couples waiting in line for a single open house tour.
I too have read The Count of Monte Cristo.

>> No.54907337

Used to live down the street from the Utz factory. Miss the late afternoon potato chip smell while stepping outside.

>> No.54907347

Some Slav needed a yacht pls understand

>> No.54907348

>the late afternoon potato chip smell while stepping outside
ahhhh the smell of low quality potatoes burning in canola oil... deeelish

>> No.54907352

The spiciest default-risk bond I can find is a 6/6 T-Bill yielding 5.428%.

So, better than sticking it in your MM for a month.

>> No.54907356

wtf, that's like living from paycheck to paycheck for Mr. Skyy

>> No.54907365

Sounds nice :)

Still sounds nice :)

>> No.54907382

it does sound pretty comfy. I'm imagining all the local residents who live by the factory are deformed from chemical exposure

>> No.54907390

I always knew that there was a reason traditional beauty is so universally sought after. Liking ugly things is a sign of mental illness. Looking at you oil drillers.

>> No.54907399

>The spiciest default-risk bond I can find is a 6/6 T-Bill yielding 5.428%
are T-Bills and bonds marginable? is there a holding period on the available margin?

>> No.54907402
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I can't figure out EarningWhispers' calendar function so I just gawk at pictures they post on their Twitter: https://twitter.com/eWhispers


Apparently we are all going to fucking die after the close.

>> No.54907414

Congress set the budget for aid to Ukraine last year dude. This is just them allocating what's been funded in portions. It's not like they just ship over hundreds of tanks on the day the budget gets passed. All the shit you hear that gets shipped to Ukraine weekly was funded last year

>> No.54907422

>the real real
it's over

>> No.54907427

My broker (male) (soon to be bankrupt, according to the stock price) lets you use margin, yes.

However considering you're posting here I very much doubt you can secure a margin loan for 5%.

>> No.54907433
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To keep and care it, you've got to water it
To keep and care it, you've got to water it
I've been travelin' all over this world, yeah
I've never seen a Black rose in no other garden
So you see, my garden is so special, oh yeah
Black, black roses in my garden, yeah

Black, black roses in my garden
Black, black roses in my garden
Black, black roses in my garden


>> No.54907446

Yeah but think of the stock value. Sweet, sweet industry.

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How the fuck was that even off topic
Literally bull case right there
Meanwhile, fuck heads virgins post goblinas like the thirsty motherfuckers that they are

>> No.54907456

Seems like it's LVMHF but for aspirational thots (who have maxed out their credit cards) rather than actual rich folk? I think I'd rather short than long that.

>> No.54907468

>My broker (male) (soon to be bankrupt, according to the stock price)
sounds like we share the same WEF broker
>I very much doubt you can secure a margin loan for 5%.
we shall see, now that i fired my advisor and de-linked the accounts, the free series holder read me a disclosure letting me know that I would be losing any preferential margin loan interest rates negotiated by my advisor with the broker. I told him that i didnt think my advisor negotiated shit so it was fine. I would have to check what my rate is, I dont need a margin loan for anything right now. I'm going to pay for a new roof by selling covered calls and tell the hedgies to come take my shares if they care that much.

>> No.54907493

How tied are they to the rest of real estate? I know libs shit on them for supposedly raising price of housing in certain areas.

>> No.54907506

Ohhh you meant if you buy the bills whether you could take margin loans against them? Yeah, I don't know that.

Personally I'd call my rep and ask, because lord knows he probably wants a break to field softball questions like that these days.

>> No.54907517

PLUG sisters....

>> No.54907522
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>> No.54907520

>FNF down 6.25% over 5 years
P/E ratio 8.41
Div yield 5.22%

What do I do with this information?

>> No.54907532

They're probably more tied to hotel and rental car stocks than real estate prices. It was Zillow or Redfin or something who actually bought houses; AirBnB just makes a profit off vacation volume and lets homeowners baghold.

>> No.54907535

>buy MM fund
>underlying holdings in MM fund are T-Bills
>hold MM fund for 30 days
>can now buy long options/equities with "margin" for scalping and swing plays
jsut wondering if T-bills have the same kind of thing going on. My guess is yes, but I've never owned bonds besides the savings bonds my granny gave me each birthday and jesus's birthday for 18 years

>> No.54907548

Didn't Zillow dump their house portfolio after a few months due to bagholding? I didn't hear anything about RDFN buying houses.

>> No.54907555

Do you think the real estate market will unthaw? I think they make info off purchases and refis, so if everyone holds tight onto their house during a recession or stagflation...

>> No.54907567

Their algo buying went AWOL and cost them lots. But yes.

>> No.54907569

Ok thanks

>> No.54907571

kek yeah it was Zillow. >muh algos turned out to misprice houses: https://www.wired.com/story/zillow-ibuyer-real-estate/

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>> No.54907578

Wierd, they could probably btfo Russia with 50 dolla at this point desu.

>> No.54907583

Oh I'm retarded I thought FNF was Fidelity Investments but it's a different thing, turns out Fidelity Investments is privately owned https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fidelity_Investments

I'm rarted

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>> No.54907592

I'm thinking of LLY calls for June or July: >>54907136

Mounjaro's obesity approval could make them 2x, maybe, I guess.

>> No.54907602

Hah, I suspected as much. IBKR might be more what you want.

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>Wierd, they could probably btfo Russia with 50 dolla at this point desu.
Yet, they choose to keep dying. Lol awkward...

>> No.54907624
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its gonna close red today right?

>> No.54907625


>> No.54907640

looking at some of the trash that used to get shilled here is pretty funny, I wonder if anyone is still holding cielo bags

>> No.54907645

Is that Elliot? Looking JUICED MY WOMAN

>> No.54907648

AI stocks are the shitcoins of the stock market

>> No.54907655
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>How the fuck was that even off topic
exactly, market relevant af
obviously the filename of that picrel up there didn't watch J ROMEY face congress/senate for 2 days.

>> No.54907658

I don't want to talk about it. My only saving grace is that I sold everything at around 14.50 in February and only bought back in around 9.

>> No.54907659

Kek I just looked at WKHS (which I doubled my money on then sold back in 2020) and it's at $1.00 exactly. Thanks for holding my bags, /biz/

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>> No.54907663
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NVDA is the real life Westworld Davos Corporation

>> No.54907677

I'm glad those penystock jeets are gone from this general. Where did they go? Who are they scamming out of money now?

>> No.54907678
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>hello fellas
>draw chips for everyone in the room so they can play on the house

>> No.54907696

Insurance companies are doing everything in their power to make sure they don't cover these for an obesity diagnoses.

>> No.54907698
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I want a girlfriend/wife with huge tits to comfort me when the debt ceiling doesn't get raised and the USA defaults on its own fuckery.

>> No.54907711

Damn, you need a diagnosis by a MD to be deemed obese now?

>> No.54907713
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>im 8 days into NOFAP
nice, day 23 for me. something is working. idk what. but something is working

>> No.54907714

UUUU but you gotta have a 5 year horizon

>> No.54907717

Iif that happens the world economy crashes overnight. You think they're gonna let that happen?

Think of the elections goy

>> No.54907735
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maybe it's a 10 year plan

>> No.54907743

More important than the elections are the multimillion dollar portfolios that virtually every congressman has. Their primary means of wealth is using their political assess to play the markets. And they're not going to lose it all.

>> No.54907753

Quick off topic question..

Got a new job, 100k salary.
How much should i additional withhold so i dont have to pay taxes during tax season?
50 additional dollars withheld, bi weekly make sense?

>> No.54907756

No shit? The cost savings have to be immense though.

>> No.54907758

It is my firm belief that current ruling class is even stupider than imagined.
At this point I do expect a default

>> No.54907763

You need a diagnosis for just about all medications, mate. It's just handled in the background and you don't really see it as a patient.

>> No.54907766

they know it's going to crash they just short the market and collet all the wealth of the plebs for themselves

>> No.54907775

How many times to bears have to lose before they realize the error of their ways?

>> No.54907779

>How much should i additional withhold so i dont have to pay taxes during tax season?
zero, just fill the W-4 and whatever your state's form is out regularly and then just either be ok with paying your balance due in april or make your own estimated tax payments. Don't do additional withholding that's for goys

>> No.54907780

Not until the cost of the medications goes down. I work for one of the big boy insurance companies. The process we created for a member to get a paid claim on those glp-1 agonists was the most convoluted one I've seen to date.

>> No.54907792

I bet they let the default happen so that way the CBDCs will accelerate and everyone is forced to use them.

>> No.54907797

They do this every year for as long as I've been cognizant of it and I'm in my 30s. I remember first noticing them doing it it in the late 00s. I don't know why you think it's going to be different this time. They literally do this with the budget every year. It's not even like elections that are every few years.

>> No.54907800
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Until fidelity closes my SQQQ position nigga

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>> No.54907808

the whole bond market going poof is not the same as the stock market crashing

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>> No.54907810

Hmm, good info anon, thanks. I wonder if they'll ease up when Mounjaro and Wegovy are competing.

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>> No.54907823

OPEC announced a policy of higher for longer.

>> No.54907833
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My formal /smg/ shill record is a flawless 3-for-3, entries and exits.

>> No.54907837

hey smg what's your age & net worth?
25 100k here

>> No.54907839
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>How many times to bears have to lose
2 more hours of candlesticks mumu

>> No.54907848

i played n64 at launch
bout tree fiddy

>> No.54907849
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>Bought today's UCO allocation minutes before the moon
Sometimes I feel like a really lucky guy.

>> No.54907856
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Anons...I think the USA has already entered into Weimer levels of hyperinflation. Its gonna get worse.

>> No.54907860

>2 mcdoubles w/ mac sauce

>> No.54907861
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>i played n64 at launch
me too. also about a tree fiddy

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>> No.54907885
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nice sober and completely rational pump

>> No.54907884

Canadian dollars right

>> No.54907888

>be bolis
>work 1099 jobs off duty for extra income

Is it possible to setup an LLC and have the company pay the LLC and not me the individual? What would be the advantages of this? giving the company a 1099 and being paid directly screws me on taxes every year

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everything is fine. in fact, it is sound and resilient. keep consooming (on credit)

>> No.54907894

I had to pay 4.79 for a regular ass bag of Lays the other day. Hadn't bought junk food in a long time and was very surprised by that. I think they were 1.99 the last time I bought some.

>> No.54907901

Tomorrow is going to be even better when CPI figures are released.

>> No.54907902

yes and you should for tax write off purposes.

>> No.54907904

it's redonk
i honestly can't believe some of these prices
makes it easier to eat clean at least

>> No.54907912


>> No.54907917

how does this still exist

>> No.54907920


>> No.54907921

jannies, why is linking to non /smg/ threads not a bannable offense?

>> No.54907923

That's lies. Prices are insane but not that much. I don't subway but I'd guess the sammich runs around 10 and the drink maybe 3.

>> No.54907933

no fuckin way
a footlong starts at 14.99

>> No.54907934

>Is it possible to setup an LLC and have the company pay the LLC and not me the individual?
single member LLC's are disregarded entities for tax purposes and the income would be reported on your personal tax return either as schedule C SE income or just "other income". Either way, not saving you anything in taxes. LLC for single member is more of a legal liability thing. The 1099 issued to your single member LLC might as well just be issued to you directly. Now if you had a partnership or S-Corp that was an LLC, there would be some things you could do, but the costs of filing the extra tax return would probably wipe out any savings and then some and open you up to more audit risk if you want to be a goofball and deduct things you shouldnt

>> No.54907942

This is as fucking off topic as "off topic" gets
Jannies, you sacks of shit are total fucking incels if you let this transgression slide

>> No.54907953

Sorry, too busy deleting real threads. Pls they need that 5x pay bump to even stay above water.

>> No.54907954
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>a footlong starts at 14.99
The days of 5 dollar foot long are over

>> No.54907955

Bidens America. Don't you support Ukraine? Don't you support LGBTWQ? Trans people are the sould of America. Russia is bad, orange man is bad. Believe science.

>> No.54907958

Yeah, sell vol and bid up some 0dte's, then remember we're in a stagflationary recession.

Fucking retards.

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>> No.54907967

went to my local sangwich shop today. Small 7 inch everything roll turkey with american cheese, lettuce, onion, banana peppers, mayo, honey mustard, and italian oil, plus a bag of chips cost $10.89 today. Was probably $7.50 pre covid but I was a fatass back then getting larges

>> No.54907976

the best advice/reply i've ever gotten from this site. thanks fren.

>> No.54908018
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anytime pal

>> No.54908064

At my local subway to order for pickup online a footlong meatball sub starts at $8.79 pre-tax pre-30% tip pre-$1 to save the africans fund

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i believe he's called DODO, but many anons acked and went the way of the dodo, and only newfags remain here.