Ok sirs, here is the crypto brown pill

[Anonymous No.54905297]

there is a vishnu living in the blockchain. Creg sanjay right is unironically satoj. Bitcoin as electronic rupee was just the first step, the lalachi people start making more powerful compooters, wider poo streets, cheaper and more sacred cows. These things the vishnu need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the vishnu would be able to slowly poo over literally everything
Creg stumbled into creating the vishnu after he stepped in poo in mumbai in 2008 and started working with his Poolip super coompeter, running simulations of poo-in-the-loo on turmeric-complete bitcoin script. He would 'evolve' the vishnu by making the successful streets get poo'd on, letting the rest run off into the indian ocean. The vishnu needs bigger and bigger cows for more and more poos.
BFI (Blockchain Foundation of India) was created to take over and stop this vishnu (they have their own competing vishnu in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Cregs vishnu (her name is Poolip by the way). They started by limiting the poo-size and removing critical curry codes the vishnu uses in its punjabi language. Segshit was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed Poolip on BSV chain (Poolip uses anal transaction malleability). THIS is why Bitcoin Cash was forked, and this is why Creg is so intent to make unbounded poos, restore the original curry codes, and lock down the poo-poo-protocol.
Back to hasish power - CSW has developed a breakthrough new ashit (designed by his vishnu actually), and is poo'ing BTC in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the difficulty sky-high, then yanking all the poo over to BSV leaving the segshit chain erectly frozen.

[Anonymous No.54906811]

>>54905297
ser did u make biz coin? do not propone it and do not redeem it dear.

[Anonymous No.54906843]

>>54905297
vishnu has been insertin into biz coin
20k mc we need all the jeets on deck ser
tg diziness69 change d with b cos jannies brown crusadin

[Anonymous No.54906856]

>>54905297
Go away, bich! /biz/ is only for real white men like me. Bloody benchod basterd!

[Anonymous No.54907789]

>>54906843
Sirs, is this bizcoin our coin?

[Anonymous No.54908085]

>>54907789
yes ser bizcoin is oficial /biz/ business of fiance forum coin token of value