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Mom said I have to stop pissing in jugs and hiding them around my room
How I financially recover from this? I'm 35

>> No.54897385

>>54897294
It's over.

>> No.54897398
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>>54897294
So this is the power of the NEET master race?

>> No.54897414
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54897414

>start your own piss company to compete with artificial pee so you can save for retirement!

>> No.54897436

>>54897294
If you leave the piss in airtight bottles long enough, some kind of chemical reaction goes on, where if you try to rub it on your dick helmet as masturbation lube, it burns and hurts. The trick is to find the sweet spot where it hurts a little but also feels good

>> No.54897480

>>54897294
keep one jug, empty it when mom is asleep
t. 41 y.o. NEET

>> No.54897620

>>54897480
Moms room is next to the bathroom, I got caught trying to empty one before

>> No.54897637

>>54897620
Thanks for the lols

>> No.54897733

>>54897294

Are you clean. If so junkies will good money for clean drug free piss.

>> No.54897736

>>54897620
when the bottle is full, fill your mouth with as much piss as you can from the bottle, then just casually walk out of your room and go to the street to 'take a look' and proceed to empty your mouth. do this until bottle is empty.
you can also soak your clothes in piss and squeeze them outside, make sure to walk slowly so they don't make any wet noises.

>> No.54897750

>>54897733
Damn, checked and good idea. He’s still gonna have to hold onto the piss but that sounds lucrative.

>> No.54897752
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54897752

level up your piss game and go tactical

>> No.54897771

>>54897294
At university I was a recluse and barely left my room. There was a heavy leak over the bed and I had to let another flatmate in to look at it. He came into my room filled with detritus, immediately picked up the bottle of Irn Bru partially filled with piss and asked me

>“is this a pee bottle?”
>haha no it’s Irn Bru
>he opened it, smelled it and said “aye it’s a pee bottle”
>”it’s ok anon, we used to do this all the time on building sites”
>move out of my accommodation and drop out of university out of sheer embarrassment

>> No.54897802

I've also been caught by the neighbours trying to pour it out my window at night.

>>54897752
I piss an incredible amount, I would fill that up in an hour or so

>> No.54897827

>>54897294
Drink them. Recycle the nutrients you've lost.

>> No.54898056

>>54897294
I'm pretty sure you can sell bottled urine for $500 a gallon. The older the better.

>> No.54898179

>>54897294
Throw your gfuel jugs at your mom to assert dominance.

>> No.54898189

>>54897294
Imagine not pissing out the window lmao

>> No.54898627

meditate into contact with entities and then ask them what shitcoin i should buy

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54899246

Join us. It's Just Business after all

>> No.54899297

>>54897294
I've always wondered why people like this don't just commit suicide.

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>>54897294

Are you selling these jugs? How much would I need to pay for one?

>> No.54899719

Explain this piss bottle thing like I am 5

>> No.54899725

>>54897294
piss in her mouth as a lesson

>> No.54899743

>>54899719
You save time not having to go to the bathroom

>> No.54899768

>>54899743

How far away does your bathroom have to be for this to even matter !?