/smg/ SMG can rise to 4400 in the coming months.

[Anonymous No.54897114]

Bull market. Brûler Le Feu

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Previous: >>

[Anonymous No.54897130]

YOU PUSH IT

[Anonymous No.54897146]

>>54897114
worst /smg/ ever

[Anonymous No.54897160]

>hfw she finds out you hold both NVDA and AMD

[Anonymous No.54897163]

>>54897114
You did buy SKYT calls right??

[Anonymous No.54897168]

borrowing 50k from 401k and buying tbills. aigmi?

[Anonymous No.54897184]

>>54897114
>rebound confirmed.
Almost had it bobo.

[Anonymous No.54897198]

WTHWT!!??

[Anonymous No.54897212]

>>54897198
N/M... I just shidded my pants.

[Anonymous No.54897227]

>>54897114
>could

[Anonymous No.54897277]

>Another day of holding SQQQ
At least I still have my garloid...

[Anonymous No.54897297]

the anon below this post is GAY

[Anonymous No.54897315]

>>54897297
no u

[Anonymous No.54897327]

>>54897315
It's OK, anon, the TikTok spyware already told us.

And don't worry, you can ask your doctor about TPOXX for those bumps.

[Anonymous No.54897339]

PLTRannies...we're back!

[Anonymous No.54897352]

>>54897160
That face is terrifying.

[Anonymous No.54897368]

WARNING!!!! WARNING!!!! WARNING!!!! WARNING!!!!
the anon below this post is a HAMSTER

[Anonymous No.54897373]

A TikTok for mexicans.

[Anonymous No.54897387]

>Q1 earnings for FSR, PSNY, and LCID
oof.gif

[Anonymous No.54897395]

>>54897315
An AI that knows all the porn you watch would say you are gay and jerk off way too much.

[Anonymous No.54897400]

rate my portfolio
AAPL
MSFT
AMZN
NVDA
GOOGL
TSLA
BRK.B
GOOG
META
XOM

[Anonymous No.54897402]

Benis bank ::DDD

[Anonymous No.54897419]

Previous: >>54895264

[Anonymous No.54897430]

>US TREASURY SECRETARY YELLEN: OUR PROJECTION IS THAT AS EARLY AS JUNE 1ST, THE TREASURY WILL RUN OUT OF CASH AND EXTRAORDINARY MEASURES TO PAY GOVERNMENT'S DEBTS - CNBC INTERVIEW.

[Anonymous No.54897431]

>>54897400
Hello fellow vanguard chad.

[Anonymous No.54897443]

>>54897400
pretty good and I can literally feel the mentally ill SQQQ holding anime pedophiles seethe in silence when reading the tickers

[Anonymous No.54897444]

>>54897400
What happens if tech is over valued? Supposedly all the smart money is in tech because what the fuck else is there.

[Anonymous No.54897454]

>>54897430
We'll just mint that 1 trillion dollar coin. It'll be fine

[Anonymous No.54897463]

>>54897444
XOM will carry him

[Anonymous No.54897473]

I get higher dividend yields on my tobacco stocks then tbills. Why would anyone hold t bills?

[Anonymous No.54897475]

>>54897430
debt ceiling panics are always nothingburgers

[Anonymous No.54897482]

>>54897454
I wish a nigga at the Treasury would

[Anonymous No.54897486]

>>54897473
post stocks

[Anonymous No.54897487]

>>54897475
It's the same shit every time

[Anonymous No.54897491]

Another day of green. Another day of afternoon napping. Now I'm home and I'm gonna do uh nothing but relax and enjoy the weather.

[Anonymous No.54897502]

>>54897114
This market is queerer than a 3 dollar bill

[Anonymous No.54897526]

>>54897454
Wait until the 1 trillion dollar coin replaces the penny. Who fucking cares what the national debt is, it’s all numbers on the screen for nerds to freak out about.

[Anonymous No.54897528]

So how long til I'm millionaire?

[Anonymous No.54897538]

>>54897528
85 years

[Anonymous No.54897542]

>>54897502
Just speculate harder bro.

[Anonymous No.54897544]

>>54897486
I only hold bti for tobacco stocks. Mo and bti are only big tobacco stocks that matter if you ask me.

[Anonymous No.54897546]

>>54897538
Let's gooooo

[Anonymous No.54897555]

>>54897528
>>54897538
>85 years
the absolute state of /smg/

at this rate anon will have 1.2 million in 10 years

[Anonymous No.54897569]

>>54897160
That face is gorgeous and I want to kiss it all over.

[Anonymous No.54897580]

How y'all bought ENZC two weeks ago when I shilled it. But you still have time til it hits $1.

[Anonymous No.54897585]

>>54897580
You didn't do that. Do not pollute this thread with your LIES.

[Anonymous No.54897609]

>>54897580
How about you shut your lying whore mouth.

[Anonymous No.54897614]

>>54897473
only pays quarterly

[Anonymous No.54897630]

>>54897339
We were never gone. Just DCAing. I am still at 12$, but that won't be a problem for long.

[Anonymous No.54897631]

Is there any future for FSLY? My bags they are a heavy.

[Anonymous No.54897664]

>>54896264
Vix is now lower than where it was prior to the October lows *and* it's forming a descending wedge.
Might want to be careful in the coming days bulltards.

[Anonymous No.54897665]

>>54897400
Buy more energy nigga, get some CVX

[Anonymous No.54897666]

>>54897585
>>54897609
There was an anon that wanted to throw $50 at something and sell it after it pumped 5%. He posted the order screen cap.

[Anonymous No.54897691]

>>54897114
Thoughts on investing in consumer finance?

[Anonymous No.54897709]

CPNG is on the up. Its druckenmillers 2nd biggest holding. Put all of your money in options. This is financial advice.

[Anonymous No.54897714]

The least the market can do if we are going to pretend everything is okay is let me have $90+ oil.

[Anonymous No.54897795]

>>54897714
Sorry, Biden and that cunt Granholm aren't done pilfering the SPR. Maybe in a couple months.

[Anonymous No.54897826]

>>54897691
>consumer finance
You mean banks?

[Anonymous No.54897836]

>>54897709
Someone told me in this thread that $13 was the bottom on CPNG, and I'm glad I listened.

[Anonymous No.54897896]

Is PACW going to zero? Should I short it before they ban shorting banks

[Anonymous No.54897899]

>>54897657
>VIX is low therefore it's gonna reverse
yeah but mostly no. It's good to have faith in the crab but VIX can be low for a long time.

[Anonymous No.54897903]

Why doesn't anyone ever give any good advice here? The only thing anyone ever got right here was GME and that coomcat guy was mocked and ridiculed beyond belief. What's the point of this general?

[Anonymous No.54897913]

>>54897903
It is a shitposting forum for middle aged men too edgy to be anywhere else, but too old for /v/

[Anonymous No.54897917]

>>54897528
How long until $0?

[Anonymous No.54897926]

>>54897903
Buy oil stocks
Collect dividends
Buy more oil stocks

[Anonymous No.54897928]

>>54897826
Was thinking more like those educational finance websites.

[Anonymous No.54897937]

>>54897903
>when I take the advice I get fucked
>when I inverse the advice I still get fucked
buy PLTR puts they said, AI is a meme they said

[Anonymous No.54897939]

>>54897114
When you're doing poorly, lie your ass off.

I see through your bullshit. Fed is just buying time until June, you don't have to let them have this oppurtunity, you could still see crypto win. If you give them the time they are looking for we will all be slaves.

BTW I'll kill myself before I become a slave again.

[Anonymous No.54897966]

>>54897130
YOU POO SHIT!

[Harbinger Of The Ichanaust No.54898028]

>>54897903
sounding board for your ideas

[Anonymous No.54898062]

>>54897903
2020 newfag spotted. You are still a newfag and always will be

[Anonymous No.54898064]

I was busy being a nigger today and having unprotected sex with a 3d girl and didn't have time to spam 40 posts today about BOIL

>Contango
>Reverse Split
>Natural gas is going to $0

I would fucking heem every tech tranny in this thread. Conservative portfolio of SQQQ, LABD and BOIL.

[Anonymous No.54898077]

>>54897903
So what? Everyone deserves to get ridiculed on here including me and you. We are just guys here busting each others balls so don’t take things too personally. I have suggested stuff in the past and some of it worked and some of it didn’t but I could always count on /smg/ to bust my balls despite whatever the outcome. This is a big dick swinging general and you better believe there are 0 women that post on here.

[Anonymous No.54898101]

>>54897913
i was
too old for /v/
when i first
got here
in
08

[Anonymous No.54898111]

howdy smiggers, remember to read. it improves brain function which increases alpha generation. this is financial advice

[Anonymous No.54898129]

>>54898111
Andrew Tate says books are for nerds.

[Anonymous No.54898132]

I bought SWKS and it went down

[Anonymous No.54898135]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54898142]

>>54897899
>can be
>will be
>has been
Month chart.
I've kept the COVID vix spike in for context.
It's way under the 21EMA. It's way under recent trends. This isn't normal at all. Especially not with the macro environment as it is. The banking crisis is getting worse not better, unless you believe the vax was safe and Ukraine is winning in 2 weeks. The people telling you the banking crisis is over and contained told you all that shit for the past 3 years. If you want to believe them again, "fool me twice shame on me etc."

[Anonymous No.54898151]

>>54898142
Clownish hedging moved into 0dte land. What's (backdated) VIX1D look like?

[Anonymous No.54898155]

>>54898135
>I can fix them

[Anonymous No.54898160]

>>54898111
Top G says no to reading books

[Anonymous No.54898165]

>>54898064
you shilled boil when it was 6 or 7 dollars. its under 3 now.

[Anonymous No.54898174]

>>54898151
Idk but vix is still "working" to show volatility over a longer timeframe, that's why I showed the 1M.
It's sus af that it's been hovering near 16 this long.

[Anonymous No.54898186]

>>54898165
Look I know you hate money. Go buy AMD or something with Cathy

[Anonymous No.54898193]

>>54898174
No, it's not. Because "I'm going to get fucked somehow over the next 30 days" is a different market than "I'm going to get fucked specifically on the days of FOMC, SLOOS release, CPI, and NVDA earnings". The paranoia bid is split.

[Anonymous No.54898210]

>>54897903
Anytime good info is posted it gets ignored. There's no reason to give you niggers any good DD if you're just going to be replying to rockers blog post. Anyways buy cruise stocks

[Anonymous No.54898211]

I didn't make any money today...

[Anonymous No.54898223]

>>54898211
me neither

[Anonymous No.54898224]

>>54898129
>>54898160
if he read books he would of known moving to a corrupt third world shit hole is a retarded idea. chess doesn't teach that

[Anonymous No.54898229]

>>54898210
I bought CCL when it hit $8 and already sold it. I'm buying puts on it soon. Why do you niggers shill the top of literally fucking everything after it pumps

[Anonymous No.54898236]

>>54898210
Thank you for casting pearls before swine like ourselves. I’m going to fuck some whores with the money from this.

[Anonymous No.54898248]

>>54898174
>It's sus af that it's been hovering near 16 this long
It's not a predictor, get that through your skull, it can stay low forever

[Anonymous No.54898266]

>>54898224
You should read more books to see if you see "would of known" written anywhere in them

[Anonymous No.54898274]

>>54898224
>posting that globo homo trash fire
This has to be bait

[Anonymous No.54898310]

>>54898186
now show your overall portfolio the last two months

[Anonymous No.54898313]

>>54898266
nigger

>>54898274
opposite of globohomo

[Anonymous No.54898314]

>>54898229
>Buying CCL
You had NLCH and RCL and yet you managed to choose CCL. You have no one to blame but yourself

[Anonymous No.54898320]

>>54897114
Reject the bull
Reject the bear
Embrace the crab

[Anonymous No.54898330]

>>54898320
How about I embrace you instead?

[Anonymous No.54898331]

>>54898248
>predictor
I didn't imply it was. I'm saying it's weird how the market has been this bullish in the face of daily bad news/economic data.

[Anonymous No.54898347]

>>54898330
We're all gonna make it fren

[Anonymous No.54898352]

>>54898313
>Byzantine Empire
>Forgotten
Do Americans really?

[Anonymous No.54898361]

>>54898352
Byzantine is what came after the Romans, correct?

[Anonymous No.54898382]

>>54898313
All the people that have a hard on for that book are literally guys promoting the globohomo agenda. Plus how retarded of a story teller do you have to be to have one of the longest self inserted monologue to beat the audience over the head what the point of the story is. It’s such a shitty book that honestly wasn’t worth the read. Better of reading the plot summary of this book.

[Anonymous No.54898391]

>>54897277
I am on day 62 of holding SQQQ

[Anonymous No.54898421]

>>54898352
Modern education has to cut a lot of stuff to make room for slavery class, holocaust class, indigenous peoples history, slavery class (middle school), holocaust & holocaust memorial class (two semesters), then anti-slavery class (high school), then LGBTQP history, then

[Anonymous No.54898432]

>>54898361
Yeah though really they're what the western roman empire turned into.

[Anonymous No.54898435]

>>54898352
Wasn't there two Byzantine Empires? One was the Roman and the other one was fake and gay

[Anonymous No.54898436]

>>54898382
It's a celebration of (mostly) Aryan capitalists triumphing over communists. Atlas Shrugged is very much /ourbook/ but dealing with the context of its time (pre-1965 America).

[Anonymous No.54898440]

>>54898435
Hey!

[Anonymous No.54898461]

>>54898436
But capitalism is anti tradition and family

[Anonymous No.54898465]

>>54898461
It is the tradition of mud people to not allow capital accumulation.

[Anonymous No.54898469]

I need copium for my all-$JEPI portfolio

[Anonymous No.54898483]

>>54898436
Dude no bro. I felt dumber after reading that book because I wasted my time for something that could be summed up with some basic common sense you nerd. I literally could have used that time to go the gym.

[Anonymous No.54898485]

>>54898469
we will crab forever, oooohing and aaaahing will never happen again

[Anonymous No.54898493]

>>54898465
Well yes they are a net drain on society monetarily speaking.

[Anonymous No.54898499]

>>54898465
Also isn't there a capitalist interest in immigration to flood the market with cheap workers?

[Anonymous No.54898501]

>>54898485
Thank you

[Anonymous No.54898505]

>>54898483
That book is not about the lesson but rather the experience.

>>54898493
And capitalism is a White man's tradition. As soon as the Amsterdam stock exchange opened, you'd blink and see the Dutch East India Company.

[Anonymous No.54898513]

>>54898499
The problems, systems, ideology, and literature of pre-1965 are a separate world from our current one. Exhibit A: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Wetback

Imagine longing GEO in that environment. You'd get smoked.

[Anonymous No.54898521]

>>54898505
So why are the rich and powerful winners of our system betraying the white man?
To me capitalism needs to be tempered by something above it if used at all.

>>54898513
True we really do live in a different world.
Thanks for the link.

[Anonymous No.54898554]

>>54898505
> That book is not about the lesson but rather the experience
They literally say the same shit about chic flicks and movies on lifetime and they all suck. The lesson should really make the audience learn and question life more at the same time while still incorporating the elements and principles of good storytelling. That is such a boomer thing to say no wonder why we are seeing so many minorities and trannies on tv and every form of entertainment

[Anonymous No.54898575]

>>54898521
>So why are the rich and powerful winners of our system betraying the white man?
I think you already know.

>To me capitalism needs to be tempered by something above it if used at all.
A common cultural or national understanding is in large part a separate question from the economic system used. Contemplate West Germany vs East Germany. As far as shitty communist countries go, the latter was probably the best!

For the best modern example of that dichotomy and associated returns, consider the Singapore ETF EWS. Hypercapitalist and they're outperforming SPY over the past year by 5%.

[Anonymous No.54898590]

every day is a new crab market. every day the crab wins. every day you think you see movement in the markets, but the crab always wins.

[Anonymous No.54898597]

You bought calls right anon?

[Anonymous No.54898618]

chicken bros...

[Anonymous No.54898621]

>>54898310
It's been pretty boring desu

>>54898314
I only follow CCLs chart. It's a buy under 9 and sell over 10. Been that way for a fucking year. They always dilute the stock if it pumps. It's such a turd

[Anonymous No.54898626]

>>54898590
People always ask if it’s better whether to be a bull or bear in life but the superior creature above all will always be the crab. Crabs really are the final ascended form of all evolving creatures.

[Anonymous No.54898645]

I think the market is actually going higher, up until the FED pivot occurs, which could be 3-15 months months from now, signalling they need to let off some pressure as the market is exhibiting major recessionary signals ( right now we are still heavily inflating ) which is historically followed by a market downtrend for a few months.

I'm thinking of buying here and just riding the wave until the Pivot, plus the USD has inflated 50% in the last 2 years so in nominal terms the market is much cheaper than it was before.

Once the FED pivots, do you think the market will rip even higher? Or will we follow a historical phenomenon of the market dumping?

[Anonymous No.54898647]

>>54898618
Yo what happened

[Anonymous No.54898649]

>>54898618
>muh inflation

[Anonymous No.54898660]

>>54898618
What happened

[Anonymous No.54898664]

Ive become so disconnected from mainsteam media
I saw a flag at half mast and I dont even know why
Did something happen and is it bullish for the market?

[Anonymous No.54898665]

>>54898575
Interesting.
I agree that the economic system should be viewed as a tool and nothing more.
I don't have anything specifically against capitalism.
Your example of East Germany does intrigue me though as I've heard even in the present day they are less pozzed than the west.
Would be interesting to read up on how its culture interacted with its communism in the past.

[Anonymous No.54898666]

>>54898618
people are not eating meat
they are tightening their belts
people need to eat, but they can eat less meat on a tighter budget
first they cut their meat spending
then they cut their X, Y, and Z spending
demand destruction

[Anonymous No.54898668]

>>54897913
Based.

[Anonymous No.54898673]

>>54898647
>>54898649
inflation ate away their margins. press releases throughout the quarter say they've been firing heaps of workers and are restructuring. i figured it was bad, but not this bad. they're almost trading at book value.

[Anonymous No.54898677]

>>54898621
Dilution should be illegal. It’s just stealing from stock holders

[Anonymous No.54898678]

>six flags
People still go there?

[Anonymous No.54898679]

>>54897163
I sure as hell did but not enough

[Anonymous No.54898683]

>>54897913
>not gay enough for vg

[Anonymous No.54898685]

>>54898673
So I should buy here?

[Anonymous No.54898698]

>>54898666
You don’t have to budget for meat if what you buy and eat is mostly meat and you aren’t like a fat ass guzzling it down with carbs and sugars. It’s amazing just how shitty carbs and sugars are for you. Don’t feed your body garbage fuel.

[Anonymous No.54898699]

>>54898224
Ayn rand is the biggest psued of them all
Id literally rather read a book by andrew tate at least he is genuine in his retardation

[Anonymous No.54898702]

>>54898685
Yes

[Anonymous No.54898703]

Fuck you janny cunts. Fresh off a 3 day ban for the 2nd time in a week. I know I schized out on Friday and kept saying the same racial slur over and over again. But it was warranted :)

[Anonymous No.54898706]

>>54898677
Just buy puts on them. I bet my left nut they click print more shares this month. They have done it like 3 times in the last year

[Anonymous No.54898709]

>>54898678
Anon... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoQnN84mF1g

[Anonymous No.54898714]

>>54898685
i'm long term bullish and bought today. it's outside Bollinger bands sitting on support. i'm guessing it will at least bounce in the short term. long term is more of a bet on them getting their shit together.

[Anonymous No.54898715]

>>54898673
The expansion (or attempted expansion) into the "fake meat" didn't exactly do them any favors either. Fucking sucks that I gotta you know actually pay attention to the bag I get at the Kroger store now to avoid the fake meat version instead of just open door, grab bag, and go.

[Anonymous No.54898718]

>>54898703
the reddit janitors they hired are really insufferable

[Anonymous No.54898732]

>>54898709
What race is this?

[Anonymous No.54898735]

And I have to thank the PPT for buying at 12:50pn Friday. After seeing that exact same day play out multiple times in 2022, I gained the confidence to fire my female advisor and hopefully I'll be approved for covered calls and cash secured puts in the big accounts now :) I'll still sell naked in my goombling account. That's just the kinda guy I am. Selling naked is me at my core.

[Anonymous No.54898742]

>>54898715
i see it kind of like budlight's pr stunt. they intended to capture broader market by appealing to the gays and zoomers (same thing), but they forgot that zoomers also don't support factory farming in the first place and their customers don't eat fake meat.

[Anonymous No.54898746]

>>54898709
What was supposed to be gained clicking on this?

[Anonymous No.54898754]

Gonna be honest lads, I have absolutely no plays this earnings week besides Beyond Meat puts and fiverr puts.

[Anonymous No.54898757]

Humans can't recognize patterns for shit, fuck a pattern, mathematics let us know patterns don't even replicate in nature.

[Anonymous No.54898767]

>>54897444
Tec is always over valued, that is the magic of it. if it crashes they just make up some new shit for everyone to FOMO into

[Anonymous No.54898776]

>>54898645
My prediction is we keep this market pumping until Trump gets elected and then they dump it and blame it on the orange man.

[Anonymous No.54898784]

>tfw being overworked kills your libido
Fuck working hard, im never putting more that 40% effort into anything work related ever again
Whats the point of accumulating wealth if you cant even come home and bone your wife
No wonder the japs are going extinct
No wonder the jews are such pervs

[Anonymous No.54898787]

>>54898746
I like his channel... He does good engineering explanations about different roller coasters. And the videos where he just visits a park are good research for SIX and FUN stocks

[Anonymous No.54898796]

>>54898767
I mean it does blow my mind the size of the market caps of some of these tech companies compared to their balance sheets and financials.

[Anonymous No.54898803]

Wen zoom?

[Anonymous No.54898810]

We have to retest 3900 first :)

[Anonymous No.54898811]

>>54898784
Confirmed and not even anime can fix this problem.

[Anonymous No.54898814]

>>54898803
Not soon enough for this ugly couple

[Anonymous No.54898820]

>>54898718
They are unbelievable now. It's bad enough I got heemed on puts Fri. But to not even be able to shitpost about it all weekend, disgusting, picrel is jannie

[Anonymous No.54898834]

>>54897277
SQQQ has been trading in a 28-30 range for 2 months. May is the great bedshitter.

[Anonymous No.54898848]

>>54898814
Bullish for uber.

[Anonymous No.54898850]

>>54898834
But first we pump enough for me to buy back the puts I sold

[Anonymous No.54898851]

>>54898645
I think we are close to a bottom in terms of timing but not price. large cap tech is holding up the market and they will need to feel pressure for the market to buckle enough to reach a bottom.
looking at msft, goog, and aapl. i think msft and goog already fired a decent amount of workers for cost savings, and that is propping up their earnings in the short term. demand destruction hasn't hit them hard enough yet, but panic will settle in if two of the three report losses.

debt ceiling is a nothingburger, they will inflate like they always do imo

[Anonymous No.54898854]

>>54898803
4 more years. I miss when the joke was "drive your Sony to the Sony to get some Sony" in the early 2000s.

[Anonymous No.54898863]

>>54898850
>cmon bro just give me a quick jaunt to 4400 so I can get in cheap before the traditional beginning of summer selloff cmon man

[Anonymous No.54898873]

>>54898854
>Zoom Zoom

[Anonymous No.54898876]

>>54898863
Uh oh

[Anonymous No.54898881]

>>54898814
No joke I literally shoot at a pool hall that, that happened right in front. The people that work there were the first ones at the scene because they were closing up the bar and this happened around 2:30 am. That bitch crashed her Porsche 1911 going a hundred in a fucking 35. The workers at that pool hall were traumatized trying to make order out of the situation.

[Anonymous No.54898882]

>>54898160
based and tatepilled

[Anonymous No.54898898]

>>54898881
>bunch of drunks have a hard time understanding a dui

[Anonymous No.54898910]

>>54898718
The new Jannie let's me post my lewds and talk about the Jews so it seems to be an upgrade from the turbo autist that would mass prune my replies anytime I talked about 3d girls existing or going to the gym

[Anonymous No.54898923]

>>54898784
I worked 60 hours in a factory this week and had sex twice last night and three times today. You are probably just fat and don't workout

[Anonymous No.54898931]

>>54898923
That's a sad fantasy anon, you can do better.

[Anonymous No.54898933]

>>54898898
That’s not what I meant, it was a traumatic situation and the workers weren’t drunk when it happened. The woman driving the 1911 was drunk and hysterical while the guy she punted with her car’s body was fucking obliterated and had a trail of blood following him by like 30 feat. His face was like a hamburger meat blood fountain. I literally went there the next day just to see the remaining car parts and blood trail on the concrete parking lot while I was there to shoot pool.

[Anonymous No.54898940]

>>54898933
:(

[Anonymous No.54898941]

>>54898923
Could be
Then again, this wasnt a problem till I was in management anyway
Could be less exercise but i still swim laps
I think theres something unnatural about paperwork

[Anonymous No.54898946]

>futes

[Anonymous No.54898953]

>>54898933
Holy fuck
Thats brutal
But are you telling me people are playing pool at 2am totally sober?

[Anonymous No.54898974]

>>54898931
>My fantasy is wage slaving

Sirs my life is mid no cap but I do be bussin these hoes open no cap frfr

Daily reminder that buffet is dumping bags on Reddit

[Anonymous No.54898980]

>>54898933

[Anonymous No.54898985]

>>54898898
Employees at a bar, not drunks. Also the headline indicates we're talking about a nearly net 100mph car vs human impact, which I imagine is quite messy.

[Anonymous No.54898989]

>>54898974
Good thing I slurped poots all the up that mega V today (after locking in 25% profit on the downside V

[Anonymous No.54898995]

>>54898933
I saw someone get run-over downtown and pinned under an SUV and drug. They had to jack up the SUV to get the body out from under it and they just left a pool of blood on the road. It was pretty wild but they were still alive when ems took them away

[Anonymous No.54899009]

>>54898953
lol dumbass he's constantly stated it's the staff. Bar tender probably was a bit drunk though.

[Anonymous No.54899058]

>>54898953
Yeah pool sharks do because if you are gambling money drunk you are going to get shanked easily by someone that knows what they are doing. But yeah it’s still a pool hall and you definitely get scrubs that show up with their friends and get drunk but the point is the bar was closed and no one was really there besides the workers. You can see how empty and late it is at night and it happened literally in the middle of town on a road that isn’t easy to drive on 35 mph let alone how she got to a 100 mph there is beyond me. That guy who got obliterated coming back from his first date on karaoke night with his date to his car both had the worst luck on earth because he got obliterated in front of his date. I saw pictures of him and I can’t stress how obliterated something becomes getting hit by the mass of car going a 100 mph through a sidewalk and then parking lot.

[Anonymous No.54899059]

>>54898814
>victim
>date
>cucking the egg roll
based

[Anonymous No.54899063]

>>54898931
>They think I make up lies
>On the internet

>>54898941
Sitting at a desk is unnatural. Go to the gym, walk, drink water and get sunlight. Gym gains are the only gains the Jews can't steal from you

[Anonymous No.54899093]

>>54898621
thats 1 month lets see the 3 month

[Anonymous No.54899125]

>>54899063
>Too many rounds in bed

[Anonymous No.54899133]

>>54898618
Conference call transcript: Beef, Pork under pressure for the forseeable. Chicken and prepared products are the growth areas here. Focus is on efficiency and growing chicken and branded products. Debt metrics are fine. Liquidity is fine. Dividend is fine.

[Anonymous No.54899144]

[Anonymous No.54899153]

Don't worry about the debt ceiling chuds

[Anonymous No.54899182]

>>54898995
Yeah seeing just how much damage is done to a body dragging across concrete with such momentum is surreal.

[Anonymous No.54899188]

So is APPL, MSFT, NVDA the god trio? The only 3 stocks you need here for the next 5 years or so? They continue to deliver big growth and massive profits.

[Anonymous No.54899219]

>>54899144
Whens the AMD earnings? Daddy needs a new car.

[Anonymous No.54899225]

>>54899219
You are short.. right anon?

[Anonymous No.54899227]

The US *will* default, because Biden is an incompetent retard.l who will veto the budget. There is no possible future where the US does not default. That is why the yield curve is inverted.

[Anonymous No.54899234]

>>54899225
What? No. They're up like 30% ytd why would I be short?

[Anonymous No.54899263]

>spent the last three months of the new year literally stagnating with safe plays, absolutely no money made.
>banks start failing and I make extremely risky plays on it
>finally make some fucking money
Thanks for the bank failures, Biden.

[Anonymous No.54899270]

V. Vaughn—the travelin' Vaudeville Villain
Who don't give a flyin' fuck who ain't not feelin' him
Watch what ya dealin' him: Ace, king, death card
Strong-arm the wrong man, pardon the left, god
Get money and earn it, that everything-you-touch-turn shit
Got much to learn, kid; write it up, burn shit
Light it up like the Dutch when the hash melt
Only time they see him when they meet him with the cash belt
Ay caramba, now that's my number
One dry summer, as far as I remember
Burnt-out, but gainin' every edgy penny
Then he hit him straight to the head like Reggie Denny
Call him back when you need some more yak, Horshack
Doin' 80 down the Van Wyck on horseback
Your man sick, but he wreck tracks, puto
Get back too, bro, exactamundo
Viktor the director flip a script like Rob Reiner
The way a lotta dudes rhyme their name should be "knob shiner"
For a buck, they'd likely dance the Jig or do the Hucklebuck
To Vik it's no big deal, they're just a buncha knuckle-fucks
You wonder how well would they hold up in a holding cell
It sorta had the strange makings of a tale told in hell
Like "Oh well," hold tall riches
If the feds is really after them they just kill all the snitches
On borrowed-time rhymes, gassed by the silver screen
They act like their monkey-ass can heal back like Wolverine
Mellow out what y'all bellow out ya yellow mouth
What happened to the typa spit that used to help a fellow out?
No doubt, leave a rapper in a body cast
And wonder what he was doing while we was in a karate class
Snotty ass, it's really like he was a white-belt
Right before he "night-night" ask him how the light felt
I wouldn't take their tape if they gave it free
Maybe it's me, baby it's V!
Throw down the key, y'all know how shit be
In the naked city, rappers is so giddy
That's no ditty, Vaughn so witty
The way he take no prisoners and show no pity
It's how son became a big man from a black boy
To name names, a really big fan of Dan Aykroyd

[Anonymous No.54899310]

I slurped 6% bonds today

[Anonymous No.54899321]

>>54899310
I got some t bills at 5 and 5.2% today. 13 and 26th.

[Anonymous No.54899327]

There they go, feminizing men again
Then pretend they don't know when we know it, xenoestrogen
Exorcise the jinn
Keynote lecture with a spin
Meant to get c-notes from end to end
Whoever use canola oil ya soul'll boil
For a longer time than it take a diet cola to spoil
Huh, I get what you're sellin'
Swellin' from alien microfilaments, it's Morgellons
Even if you're gellin'
What's that in your melanin?
What the hell is they sprayin'? No tellin'
Barium strontium, aluminum
Well drink responsibly, get the truth from DOOM and 'em
Can't trust the tap water much less the kettle
Double entendre to the phrase test your mettle
The rest'll settle, just to get fed well
As the livin' dead infect the red cell

[Anonymous No.54899344]

>>54899327
It sucks MF Doom is no longer with us. I like hoe cakes and rap snitches.

[Anonymous No.54899347]

>>54899234
Why is everyone here like this...
>Line goes one direction only
>Line up 30% now's the time to get calls bois
>Apple is at ATH now is the time to buy buy buy the top bois we goin to tha moon

[Anonymous No.54899358]

>>54899347
Because FOMO is really real

[Anonymous No.54899361]

buy SOXL, faget

[Anonymous No.54899367]

>>54897114
Thanks for the sell signal.

[Anonymous No.54899370]

>>54899344
>rap snitches
SON SHUT YOUR TRAP SAVE IT FOR THE BITCHES
HMMMM.... DELICIOUS RAP SNITCH KNISHES

[Anonymous No.54899374]

>>54899361
kek

[Anonymous No.54899378]

>>54897400
Holy shit that's all going to zero.

[Anonymous No.54899384]

>>54899347
don't fight the trend. the trend is your friend. buy high sell higher. You don't want to buy a stock that is going down anon.

[Anonymous No.54899385]

>>54899361
based

[Anonymous No.54899394]

>>54899347
Because they didn't buy when it was 30% cheaper

[Anonymous No.54899395]

>>54899361
>(you)

[Anonymous No.54899396]

>Hank I've never taken an IQ test in my life
>What if I'm average
>Do you have any idea how dumb average is?

[Anonymous No.54899406]

>>54899263
Good on you. I'm getting sick of my "safe" portfolio bleeding out. I had some prospects for last week but work took a fat dump and I couldn't properly execute any of them.

[Anonymous No.54899407]

>>54899347
>not buying the generational lows
have fun getting prices out

[Anonymous No.54899411]

>>54899384
>You don't want to buy a stock that is going down

[Anonymous No.54899424]

Only 40% of smg has ever had sex with a woman. How do we as a community increase this number?

[Anonymous No.54899426]

>>54899378
Tesla might

>>54899384
I will not buy above 3900. Sorry jew.

>>54899394
They don't post for months and then come back to buy the top after months and months of tard rally where anytime in the last 6 fucking months it was cheaper

[Anonymous No.54899427]

>>54899361
>maybe nobody will notice that I’m samefagging like an absolute nigger if I just keep replying

[Anonymous No.54899430]

>>54899427
No we notice, we just hate you niggerlovers

[Anonymous No.54899434]

>>54899361
impressive size, anon

[Anonymous No.54899436]

If you want to know where the market is heading look at TSN.

[Anonymous No.54899443]

>>54899361
Wow

[Anonymous No.54899444]

>>54899407
Nigger there is a 40% drawdown every 5-10 years now. Holy fuck just wait for a decent entry instead of fomoing the exact fucking top again for the 10th time

[Anonymous No.54899449]

>>54899424
I doubt it’s even that. Everyone here is just “self reporting” in the first place.

[Anonymous No.54899454]

Just Business pumping to 100M in two weeks

[Anonymous No.54899455]

>>54899424
Gym. Fat people are gross. Does anyone have the picture of the diagram of the fat prison where the door is normal size and the only thing in the room is a treadmill and water?

[Anonymous No.54899457]

>>54899430
I’m going to keep samefagging anyways because I don’t remember the last time that I had this many (you)s on a post
>>54899361

[Harbinger Of The Ichanaust No.54899460]

>>54899227
Kamala will sit on his face and fart on him until he signs the budget like a good boy because banks are what matter

[Anonymous No.54899472]

>>54899436
>People can't afford chicken
>AMD at 350 p/e because they said AI or some shit

[Anonymous No.54899474]

>>54899460
We only need one bank.

[Anonymous No.54899483]

>>54899449
>>54899424
you just pulled that number out of your ass, right?
maybe we should just run a strawpoll even though people will obviously fuck with it

>>54899361
>(you)

[Anonymous No.54899484]

>>54899424 I only bang hot ass anime babes, which is why I give Mr. Yagoo my monies to continue making anime real.

[Anonymous No.54899488]

>>54899472
ACI missed earnings too.
Inflation will start murdering the economy if they don't kill it.

[Anonymous No.54899497]

>>54899361
not done yet

[Anonymous No.54899502]

i have severe yellow fever and cant stop nutting to cute little rice paddies. what do i need in my folio to get a bug eyed qt3.14?

[Anonymous No.54899511]

>>54899361
check em

[Anonymous No.54899521]

Oh, give my props to the shooter
Prices at a all time low in the future
Something like fourteen, they must be on HORSE PILLS
OT and zero-three to re-up on force fields
At that cost, deal, he plotted the coordinates
Two thousand three winter time upper west side, more or less
This thing be buggin' like a celly frontin'
Who the hell is honey with the slug in her belly, stuntin'
You ain't have to tell V nuthin'
Trust him, it really ain't no time for discussion
He'd be back in '93, press of a button, and they busted in
His first impulse was to smack the dirt
All four wore plain clothes and lumberjack shirt
Recognize one face from school six degrees ago
He'd snuff him in his braces just to switch the station to BGO
He kept a punch line every lunch break, lunch time
And this is no time to pump fake, it's crunch time
The same split second, they let off the toast
That's when he hit the speed dial and sped off, ghost
I know those cats don't like V
And if they took my head off they'd get off most likely
And probably thought the time gizmo was my wallet
And hit the hills, no, forty more times on some foul shit
Pick a crime, he was out in the nick of time
To get paid another day and live to kick a sicker rhyme
For iller, it's like Miller malt liquor time
Up town finery where it's probably not best to flaunt
Everyone's your best friend, V steps into the restaurant
"My friend," he said, "You must be psychic"
"What's the price of- "Fourteen! It’s good, you like it!"
Huh, be back tonight
The fourteen G pack was really packed tight
But back at the lab he found the Sleestak was right
Not only was it three cracks light, but too white
The test show lactose, anbesol, lecithin
Five types of aspirin and other kinds of medicines
Next time I'll bring my men who speak Mexican
And let the Techs spin, make 'em contact the next of kin
The whole thing is mostly lactose, lecithin
And some type of aspirin
Anbesol medicine
Damn, mothafucka
Let's go get 'em, men!

[Anonymous No.54899526]

>>54899502
depends on the quality but $500 max, unless you’re fat like rocker
otherwise, it’s like what? $100 at an asian massage parlor?

>>54899361
nice dubs

[Anonymous No.54899528]

>>54899502
Are we talking just run of the mill city bugs or the rough looking country specimens? If the latter, please share some examples so we can better understand where you're coming from.

[Harbinger Of The Ichanaust No.54899530]

>>54899474
Not an argument
*Kamala Harris enters the room and plops her fat sheboon veep ass on your face an unleashes a violent fart that pops your lungs as "We Shall Overcome" plays in the distance*

[Anonymous No.54899531]

>>54897114
So what's the best way to bet on the US default. As in what will give the best returns vs money in if this shit actually does hit the fan, Right now I have some way out the money puts on S&P.

[Anonymous No.54899532]

>>54899502
Be white
Asians love cream of sum yung gai

[Anonymous No.54899539]

>>54899361
ebin

[Anonymous No.54899550]

>>54899361
great post, fren

[Anonymous No.54899560]

>>54899460
Are you kidding? She literally only got to where she is because she sucked dick to get into power. She literally became VP despite not getting a single delegate. Although she climbed God knows how many dick she has hit a dead end with Joe Biden because she is probably finding out the hard way literally and metaphorically that her blowjobs don’t work on a guy who can’t even remember getting them. But what do I know, she could just be doing lines of blow off of Hunter’s hog before every speech she gives because the American public knows she an insecure stupid whore.

[Anonymous No.54899563]

>>54899521

[Anonymous No.54899564]

>>54899361
>sugoi dekai

[Anonymous No.54899573]

>>54899361
I like milk.

[Harbinger Of The Ichanaust No.54899579]

>>54899560
Kamala got Biden the black and woman vote and can also sit on his face and fart on it. Would you want to be the secret service agent who harmed our first African American Female veep?

[Anonymous No.54899590]

>>54899361
>mfw

[Anonymous No.54899589]

>oh yeah
>you think you like QE
>why dont you smoke a whole carton
>youll never want QE ever again

[Anonymous No.54899602]

>>54899361
bump

[Anonymous No.54899631]

>>54898933

[Anonymous No.54899638]

>>54899528
i'm well into the rare high end sophisticated types. would i need to pay to fuck a girl like this or can i scheme my way into it somehow?

[Anonymous No.54899641]

This has to be the worst /smg/ I’ve ever seen.

[Anonymous No.54899646]

>>54897114
How do I avoid giving my money to indians? Please tell me that /smg/ has some solid method to detect and avoid them.

[Anonymous No.54899650]

>>54899502
>get a bug eyed qt3.14?
I MISS MY GOOKFU

[Anonymous No.54899655]

>>54899641
But you have seen it.

[Anonymous No.54899662]

>>54899530
>unleashes a violent fart that pops your lungs as "We Shall Overcome" plays in the distance

[Anonymous No.54899666]

>>54899638
That torso is shorter than any Bear that posts on /smg/.

[cunny_slayer No.54899694]

KEK AINT NO NIGGERS N KIKES ALOUD ON /SMG/ OR NO NUFFIN
>KEK AINT NO NIGGERS N KIKES ALOUD ON /SMG/ OR NO NUFFIN
KEK AINT NO NIGGERS N KIKES ALOUD ON /SMG/ OR NO NUFFIN
>KEK AINT NO NIGGERS N KIKES ALOUD ON /SMG/ OR NO NUFFIN
KEK AINT NO NIGGERS N KIKES ALOUD ON /SMG/ OR NO NUFFIN
>KEK AINT NO NIGGERS N KIKES ALOUD ON /SMG/ OR NO NUFFIN
KEK AINT NO NIGGERS N KIKES ALOUD ON /SMG/ OR NO NUFFIN
>KEK AINT NO NIGGERS N KIKES ALOUD ON /SMG/ OR NO NUFFIN
KEK AINT NO NIGGERS N KIKES ALOUD ON /SMG/ OR NO NUFFIN
>KEK AINT NO NIGGERS N KIKES ALOUD ON /SMG/ OR NO NUFFIN

[Anonymous No.54899700]

>>54899694
Criminally based.

[Anonymous No.54899713]

THREAD THEME
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=foT1ITubs1A

[Anonymous No.54899714]

I am buying 100 shares of TSN tomorrow. This is financial advice

[Anonymous No.54899718]

I'm getting confused about the real timeline in this /smg/.

[Anonymous No.54899729]

>>54899531
The least chaotic solution, which they might actually do, should they not even do a "kick the can for 1 week while we negotiate" stopgap, is to just close the markets.

Bank holiday. Call it Pride Day. No money changes hands. Everyone goes home and comes back tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.54899739]

>>54899646
Buy Gold directly from Aryans

[Anonymous No.54899744]

>>54897555
If he makes the same rate every month sure, but at that point he got a yearly return of 239% which is like 4x better than any hedge fund in history.

[Anonymous No.54899755]

>>54899641
The worst /smg/ you've ever seen *so far*. Who knows what it'll be like if BBBYQ schizos are right and storm in here gloating. Or if we default and /pmg/ buys us out for pennies on the dollar.

[Anonymous No.54899761]

>>54899714
Never been a fan of their frozen chicken. What's the angle?

[Anonymous No.54899766]

>>54899729
>Ad hoc bank holiday
I would shit myself.

[Anonymous No.54899771]

>>54899531
>So what's the best way to bet on the US default
Might as well just write me a check for how much you want to lose

[Anonymous No.54899775]

>>54899729
> 1. Markets closed - credit crisis
I'm not so sure I like the way this is going bros...

[Anonymous No.54899797]

>>54899761
same, tyson is a menace in the frozen food isle.

[Anonymous No.54899800]

>>54899766
You would not be alone in that. But I believe a famous man once said "don't underestimate Joe Biden's ability to fuck things up".

>>54899775
Don't worry, I'm sure a bold, Nobel-prize winning economist will save us at the last minute by advocating for certain...unconventional solutions.

[Anonymous No.54899808]

>>54899531
Guns, maybe you can finally get a war bride during the chaos

[Anonymous No.54899835]

>>54899771
yeah well that is exactly why you can make huge returns. I'm not going to be a lot, but out the money puts can go up 3000% on a panic. I'm just wonder specifically what going to get fucked the most on a default to short it with $100 or so

[Anonymous No.54899846]

Kek, "they" (some fancy economist dudes) say even if the congress and biden do a deal to avoid default that involves spending cuts the results of doing that will punt the economy into short term chaos. So to them the only good way means a clean debt bill.

[Anonymous No.54899850]

>>54899714
>negative EPS
kek

[Anonymous No.54899888]

>>54899800
w-well surely, there are enough strapping young Gen Z individuals that Millenials won't be drafted for Operation Wakanda...

>>54899846
If the gov debt gets downgraded (which it should have already at this point but ratings agencies are pussies) then it will definitely cause short-term chaos. I'm pretty sure a lot of fixed-income funds can't hold below AAA. So, if the us gov is no longer AAA.... you do the math...

[Anonymous No.54899895]

>>54899846
The economy is pretty much a Jenga tower at this point. Will cutting $200b a year from old people checks cause an economic collapse? Or would issuing $200b more a year in treasuries spike yields and cause an economic collapse? Who knows, both are plausible.

[Anonymous No.54899912]

This crab market has really shaken my confidence to the core... I'm getting concerned holding my short position.

WELL DONE. WELL DONE. BRAVO! mr. market.

AKA Aladdin. AKA Rehoboam

[Anonymous No.54899939]

>>54899888
Ratings agencies are whipped for exactly that reason. Same as the big banks that sit on the committee to determine whether those USG credit default swaps pay out. They would suffer far too much blowback if they do their jobs and pull another 2011.

>w-well surely, there are enough strapping young Gen Z individuals that Millenials won't be drafted for Operation Wakanda...
https://hoi4.paradoxwikis.com/index.php?title=Scraping_the_Barrel&redirect=yes

[Anonymous No.54899945]

>>54899761
>>54899850
>8 p/e
>3.5% divvy
>Largest meat supplier in america
>5 year low

Benjamin Graham would approve

[Anonymous No.54899951]

>>54899912
Just open another tranche of NVDA shorts bro

[Anonymous No.54899957]

>he's the best in the world because he's learned his trade the hard way
>he started getting the sangwichs when he was in his early 20s
>and he was kicked about by the other dealers
>and he has no ego whatsoever, if he's wrong he knows he's wrong and cuts out
>he's there to work for Barclays bank and not his ego
I would say this is based as fuck but he's not even earning commission on the trades he making. He's just a wagie.

[Anonymous No.54899965]

>>54899888
>>54899939
How many AAA credit rated entites are even left? Also the US has not been AAA for over a decade now.

[Anonymous No.54899967]

>>54899951
this curve is a thing of beauty

[Anonymous No.54899987]

>>54899835
>with $100 or so
Fair enough, SPY poots are gay. I always get theta raped unless it's a really really quick small play

[Anonymous No.54899993]

Bears think they're pessimistic. They don't know how bad the bull market can get. I wish the bottom would fall out of the market this week, and this shit all implodes and inflation falls down to 2%.

But this shit economy could keep pumping for another year. Imagine another year of this. Imagine inflation reaching new highs of 15 or 20%. I can tell you now, when inflation hits 20% and companies can no longer afford inventory costs. And then most consumers can't afford their living expenses so their debt spikes massively. And then you've got millions of people without jobs and maxed out credit cards. That's when this thing implodes.

So really, the bears don't know how bad it can get. Powell has ben wrong about inflation a bunch of times. I think he's wrong that this rate hike is enough. Think about it. Do you think current interest rates are high enough to blow out the bottom and companies to say fuck it and lay everybody off? Nope. It's not enough. People are still living good.

[Anonymous No.54899995]

>>54897114
>in 1922-23 in weimar Germany there was hope, people were doubling their momey but then later onto find out theyd have no more furniture in the years to come when the prices quickly rose passed what they could afford. The money printer will make many bag holders prepare for deflation after the prices fly.

[Anonymous No.54900013]

>>54899993
>can no longer afford inventory costs after the consistent prolonged auction of money printered inflation.

[Anonymous No.54900018]

>>54899951
NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I kneel NVDA-SAMA. AI-SAMA!

[Anonymous No.54900020]

>>54899993
>I think he's wrong that this rate hike is enough.
Its not so much whats correct. Inflation is still sticky right now. And powell, much like he delayed the first time to act, will delay again to pivot his behavior. He'll keep raising past where he actually needs to. We will know its past that point when inflation is coming down rapidly and hes still going.

[Anonymous No.54900022]

>>54899965
Amazingly S&P is a holdout, still giving us a AA+. https://tradingeconomics.com/united-states/rating

MSFT and JNJ are actually AAA's. https://www.investors.com/etfs-and-funds/sectors/sp500-companies-cling-to-aaa-rating-as-u-s-risks-being-a-deadbeat/

Then there are like a dozen AAA countries. You can guess who they are: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_credit_rating

[Anonymous No.54900034]

>>54899993
>could keep pumping for another year
That's exactly what I hope happens (with a brief stop to $411 tomorrow). My plan to exit all my diversified blackrock ETFs include me selling ATM or slightly OTM covered calls with the hope that they do get auto exercised. That's how I want to pay for some home repairs and take profits and switch into my MM fund for the comfy risk free interest while still keeping the available margin.

[Anonymous No.54900044]

>>54900020
He needs to keep hiking, like another 3% instead of pausing or backing off. Twice a month hikes of .25%

[Anonymous No.54900051]

>>54900044
Id love that too. I want the chance the boomers had to buy 30 year bonds at 8%.

[Anonymous No.54900072]

>>54900051
You'll probably get a window to grab some 8% bonds but it'll be after inflation has done even more damage. Inflation now has already been worse than these bonds you want, and I think inflation is going to continue to get even worse.

[Anonymous No.54900083]

>>54898814
This is a fascinating tale.

[Anonymous No.54900082]

>>54900022
>>54899965
Ah I didn't realize S&P still hadn't reversed it. Fitch has the US at AAA though so I'm not entirely off the mark...
Either way though, a drop below "high" grade would make waves in a big way.

[Anonymous No.54900084]

>>54900072
>8% bonds but it'll be after inflation has done even more damage
Yeah but over 10-30 years the gains will be worth it, inflation or now.

[Anonymous No.54900101]

>>54900044
He needs to but even getting to 5% has caused multiple banks to fail. They're having trouble recycling loans into higher interest rates. Ultimately he/the Fed hiked too slow to kill inflation and too fast to leave the banking system intact.

[Anonymous No.54900107]

>>54899059
kek, why did you have to say it like that

[Anonymous No.54900108]

>>54900022
>my country is absolutely fucked m8 big time because the boomers built brown bricks with big debt
>still AA+

[Anonymous No.54900115]

>>54899945
Most Americans are becoming vegan every day.

[Anonymous No.54900118]

>>54900101
>They're having trouble recycling loans into higher interest rates
They probably wont be able to recycle for years. SVB had it mostly in 10 year bonds paying like sub 0.50%. Theyre gonna have to wait a while to get any of that back thats worth investing in new bonds.

[Anonymous No.54900122]

>>54898313
Seconded, a great fast survey of the most important elements of western history, utterly glossed over in the US.
>>54898391
This.

[Anonymous No.54900125]

>>54899945
I’m in for 20 shares at open in my Roth IRA, maybe even 40

[Anonymous No.54900133]

>>54900084
You won't be able to keep buying bonds at 8% when rates get brought back down to 0 when this shit comes crashing down. You're not going to come out a head of this with bonds. Inflations just won't savage you as badly as if you were all cash. There's better plays to make now than bonds. Commodities and defensives, and then you buy bonds when the bottom falls out

[Anonymous No.54900141]

>>54898352
I member.

[Anonymous No.54900156]

>>54900118
People no longer prepaying mortgages doesn't help but I think I heard average bank duration is somewhere in the ballpark closer to 5 years, so 20% of the loan book per year. Which isn't so bad as long as customers don't make a run on deposits or demand more than 0.0001% interest.

Oh, they are? Shit.

Shit shit shit.

[Anonymous No.54900162]

>>54900133
>bonds at 8% when rates get brought back down to 0
If it gets there at least once ill be able to get some anyway. And yeah you would come out ahead with bonds. Commodities already got heemed with recession fears. Its not going to help any. Why would you buy bonds when the bottom falls out? Thats when you buy stocks.

[Anonymous No.54900168]

>>54899846
>a deal to avoid default that involves spending cuts
>Kek
The reforms projected by us in the financial institutions and principles of the

goyim will be clothed by us in such forms as will alarm nobody. We shall point

out the necessity of reforms in consequence of the disorderly darkness into
which the goyim by their irregularities have plunged the finances. The first
irregularity, as we shall point out, consists in their beginning with drawing up a
single budget which year after year grows owing to the following cause; this
budget is dragged out to half the year, then they demand a budget to put things
right, and this they expend in three months, after which they ask for a
supplementary budget, and all this ends with a liquidation budget. But, as the
budget of the following year is drawn up in accordance with the sum of the total
addition, the annual departure from the normal reaches as-much as 50 per cent,
in a year, add so the annual budget is trebled in ten years. Thanks to such
methods, allowed by the carelessness of the goy States; their treasuries are
empty. The period of loans supervenes, and that has swallowed up remainders
and brought all the goy States to bankruptcy.

[Anonymous No.54900177]

>>54898352
Theodora was a dog.

[Anonymous No.54900194]

>>54900162
>Commodities already got heemed with recession fears.
The price moves, the bears on commodities on going to get ate. Recession fears don't translate to an actual recession. Recession will come, but it's more like it'll come in a couple quarters to a year when inflation is even higher and consumers are maxed out on credit cards and getting laid off.

[Anonymous No.54900198]

>>54899846
The US economy and financial system are going to (permanently) collapse. Flee to physical assets.

[Anonymous No.54900202]

>futures

[Anonymous No.54900218]

>>54900194
>inflation is even higher and consumers are maxed out on credit cards and getting laid off.
Yeah. I think it takes longer than people expect. Im thinking later this year.

[Anonymous No.54900225]

>In order that the hand of the blind mob may not free itself from our guiding hand, we must every now and then enter into close communion with it, if not actually in person, at any rate through some of the most trusty of our brethren. >When we are acknowledged as the only authority we shall discuss with the people personally on the market places, and we shall instruct them on questions of the political in such wise as may turn them in the direction that suits us.

I sent this quote to my financial advisor after I fired him on Friday and then asked him if he's one of the trusty brethren and if my dad and I are just blind mob goys... He didn't respond... Coward

[Anonymous No.54900264]

>>54899058
>I saw pictures of him
It's pretty endearing how you still humanize him even though you saw a mangled unrecognizable corpse, you seem like a sweet person.

[Anonymous No.54900266]

>>54899945
Yo what the fuck they're literally lower than their 2020 dip. What's the qrd?

[Anonymous No.54900270]

>>54900218
In the meantime, you can watch your bonds get wrecked by inflation and Powell desperately hiking rates to try and implode the bubble. Your portfolio won't be pretty.

[Anonymous No.54900274]

De facto we have already wiped out every kind of rule except our own, although de jure there still remain a good many of them. Nowadays, if any States raise a protest against us it is only pro forma at our discretion and by our direction, for their anti-Semitism is indispensable to us for
the management of our lesser brethren. I will not enter into further explanations, for this matter has formed the subject of repeated discussions amongst us

[Anonymous No.54900295]

>>54900270
So what should I buy instead? Everything is wrecked by inflation so ill grab bonds for the next 10-30 years. there isnt going to be inflation that long.

[Anonymous No.54900299]

>>54900295
>So what should I buy instead?

[Anonymous No.54900316]

number go UP

[Anonymous No.54900325]

>futes

[Anonymous No.54900342]

>>54900316
>1pbtid
>Anime girl
Unfortunately the numbies don't check Hun

[Anonymous No.54900345]

>>54900295
Oil is my play, and McDonalds like the other anon posted. I said in an earlier post the play to make here is commodities and defensives. Inflation is caused by increasing prices and consumers spending more. So, defensives you're investing in companies that set consumer prices, and commodities you're investing in assets that set prices of things that producers need to buy. You want to be the one charging higher prices.

[Anonymous No.54900351]

i like to live dangerously
80% of my portfolio is in banks right now

[Anonymous No.54900358]

>>54900345
>commodities and defensives
Yeah but like i said in your other post. That shipped has sailed. If there in an implosion from rates, consumers and commodities are the first to lose money from lower demand. Oil is solid though i agree with that. Last few months have shown people cant cut their gas spending because they still need to drive to work.

[Anonymous No.54900360]

>>54900351
I kinda wanna slurp Klaus's bank up

[Anonymous No.54900374]

>>54900371
>>54900371
>>54900371
new
>>54900371
>>54900371
>>54900371
new

[Anonymous No.54900378]

>>54900351
All my financial assets are in various banks except for 25k worth of gold and silver

[Anonymous No.54900393]

>>54900358
>If there in an implosion from rates, consumers and commodities are the first to lose money from lower demand
Commodities will lead a crash but not consumer defensive. An implosion hasn't happened yet, and this inflationary economy could continue to go for awhile. And people are still working, so it's going to keep going. It stops when people aren't working anymore

[Anonymous No.54900639]

>>54897114
>same thread from before close.
Ya there ain't no bull market, it's a crab before a crash

[Anonymous No.54900843]

>>54898469
Manarino is that you??

[Anonymous No.54900921]

>>54899912
How far you out?

[Anonymous No.54901701]

>>54897160
we are talking about graphic cards, right?
I'm still trying to pay for mine with DEXT, I should have never bought from pandemic