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54891935 No.54891935 [Reply] [Original]

Why can't I put my fucking 401k into t bills before the crash

>> No.54891965

>>54891935
Sorry goy you can only invest in these six (((approved))) investments.

>> No.54891972

>>54891965
SORRY GOY THAT WILL BE A 45% TAX IF YOU WANT TO WITHDRAW BEFORE MATURATION

>> No.54892059
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54892059

>He fell for the 401(k) meme
>He fell for the IRA meme
>He fell for the retirement account meme

It's not your money until you're 60 lmfao

>> No.54892141

>>54892059
This. Thanks for pumping everyone's bags like the paypig you are.

>> No.54892172

>>54892141
At least half of the money is free gibs from my company

>> No.54892183

>>54891935
no refunds goy, we spent it all on social welfare

>> No.54892466

401k's are a scam for goy cattle

>> No.54892486

>>54891935
You can

>> No.54892498

>>54891935
401k, health insurance, ect, all a scam. i opted out of all that bullshit. i just want my money, no percentages removed

>> No.54892502

>>54892486
How?

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54892516

>>54891935
Just put it into a s&p 500 fund stop being goofy nigga